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We’re talking Post-Christmas, Oasis sucks, a situation involving a witch who crashed someone’s truck and refuses to take accountability, slipping on icy steps, self-proclaimed experts, people trying to fake it til they make it, and just me rambling about s*** that annoys me.

We’re talking creepy coworkers at holiday parties, secret Santa gift exchanges, s*** talkers in public and making them uncomfortable, a Japanese woman marries her AI anime boyfriend, a very performative family’s alleged first day out in public, meeting, dogs, and Christmas shopping b*******.

We’re talking the woman from Patxi’s Pizza gets fired because of her embarrassing outburst, Ja Rule almost kills someone at the golf course, other embarrassing ways to get fired, more weird social media yoga bu******, my aunt claimed the entire country of Ireland and continent of Africa wanted her dead, Simon Birch killing his friend’s mom, more beef with instagram, & more.

Welcome back!

We’re talking Monday fights with coworkers in your cubicle, cheering at sporting events as a man, old out of shape people going down like f****** dominos, a woman in SF gets flipped like a pancake in he middle of a restaurant, an old woman with Louis Body Dementia, & old men with their mouths open.

We’re talking cough drops, animals attacking people who get too close, Christmas season and how much I hate Christmas music, a chain smoking woman who broke her arm so bad her bones poked out, retail during the holiday season, and coming to terms with accepting The Holiday Season.

We’re talking people unable to take what they dish out, Letterman jackets, a “pantsing” war and how to establish order by bringing back public embarrassment, a man-made castle with a torture chamber, being electrocuted, and Napa Valley wine country.

Episode 40!

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We’re talking, a man marrying his invisible friend, embarrassing yourself freestyle rapping in front of your tech friends, rat problems at Starbucks, monkeys terrifying you in your everyday life, and the. How to use monkeys to kill your child’s invisible boyfriend/girlfriend.

Episode 39 “SomethingOfSubstance #4 W/ SQUARE” Square and I talked about social media hype, traveling to Asia for Complex Con, growing up in The 831/ Salinas Valley, expectations versus reality, and random little tidbits about life. Thank y’all for your support, enjoy the episode dropping this morning!

We’re talking post-sinus congestion and complaining about being sick, classy women putting up with unfunny old a**holes, the weird noises old men make, wish a natural disaster on Laughter Yoga participants, Thanksgiving, and our next guest on Monday SQUARE!

We’re talking police in Florida arresting Chuck E. Cheese, being under the weather, whatever the f*** is going on with those chicks from Wicked, annoying ways that people talk, unnecessary grocery runs, dealing with difficult family on Thanksgiving, and terrible positive chanting Indie Christian music.

EPISODE 36 SomethingOfSubstance with an old friend. Kyle Skinner and I met in high school. I was his fierce protector, our teachers got us confused, and now Kyle is a dad being a bigger grown-up than me. We reminisce about the old times, me getting blocked by a youth pastor for claiming that I am Jesus Christ, high school shenanigans, all the times I was with him throughout his life (with picture proof), and just catching up. (Check out those Highschool photos from 2009)

We’re talking the weather, the creatures in the ocean, known as clams and their body parts, Thanksgiving sneaking up, the mystery of the elf on the shelf and the twin sisters with different last names, and the smell that rain makes called Geosmin, along with social block my use of the F Word but jot batting an eye to videos of people losing limbs.

We’re talking Chik-Fil-A, getting older, an uncovered 8th continent, a homeless woman loses her toes, remote work lingo, random online news for the day, stress can make you go deaf, and honestly just a boring ass episode.

We’re talking about the update on a woman who married a ragdoll- had 3 kids- and was cheated on by her mannequin husband, banging your knee, urinal etiquette, In-N-Out Burger, Black Friday at Starbucks, and a woman yelling on her phone in the car.

Cody is Back!

We’re talking about DRAIN’s new album dropping this Friday “… Is Your Friend,” tour shenanigans, KISS, being careful around your friends, amusement parks, nostalgia with music and childhood, understanding AI, the influence of teachers, Epitaph party this Friday for the album release, and local lore regarding rodeos.

We’re talking Halloween, Dia De Los Muertos from this year and years past, the movie Mandy with Nicholas Cage, attange encounters with what I believe is a real life witch, Barry White, and magicians making kids cry.

We're talking DRAIN x Kublai Khan show at the San Jose Civic Center 10/24/2025, Downtown San Jose and San Jose State University, Marrylisa.com returns, "AI Cat videos," and much more!

We’re talking about bullsh*t martial arts, drunk dentists not knowing which teeth to pull, interesting craigslist purchases including a man and his “little“ brother, and a famous UK rapper gets his girl and her mom pregnant at the same time.

We’re talking a tequila tasting event where everyone got hammered, a dog escaping into bathroom stalls, a drunk 96 year old demented witch with no teeth, funerals for chickens at Trader Joe’s by a bunch of f***** idiots, paranormal activities in the country, and a haunted fair grounds experience that gave me chills down my spine.

We displayed ADHD, talked about broken bones, tons of random facts that may or may not be true (Science and History), life stuff, touring as a musician, my inability to read, Adrian's allergy to penicillin, classic childhood memories, and tons more.

We’re talking inconsiderate groups at a restaurant, watching morons split up their tab, drunk drivers, pastors who allege they have never snorted c*caine, big church falsities, playoff baseball, and my next guest for Thursday October 16th!

We’re talking bosses taking up your time with meetings, social media influencer charlatans, quotes that make no sense, community college douches, and narcissism as described by narcissists themselves.

We’re talking ER visits, ruining Thanksgiving after breaking my wrist as a child, seeking revenge on a receptionist, a man introduces his girlfriend to his eight s*x dolls, watching animals die at Scout Camp, and corn maze Vietnam. Our next guest will be coming up shortly on the next episode or so, stay tuned!

We’re talking interesting snack choices in the grocery store, pot roasts, a local woman’s website and billboard advertisement for men to marry her, talent show mishaps, and the beginning tales of the nameless and crazy woman who haunted me for years.

We’re talking Spirit Halloween stores, AI robots playing ping pong champion and solving Rubik’s Cube puzzles, highschool basketball, getting a diet rootbeer dumped on my head by a lady in a walker who had her drunk boyfriend try and fight me at a Taqueria, bowling league mishaps etc.

We’re talking humid weather, f**** up haircuts, ugly men in charge of s***, getting drafted by The Oakland Raiders, robots attacking handicapped people, pepper spray turning a self proclaimed gang member into a complete p****, Giants baseball season RIP, and Tylenol.

We’re talking about raising your kids to not grow up a**holes, Brett James plane crash (R.I.P.), how long you have to wait until you apply for a dead guy’s job and whether you can put them down as a reference or not, avoiding people you don’t want to see in public, faking phone calls, celebrity run ins, and why you shouldn’t try on hats in public.

(THE AUDIO ON THIS ONE WAS NOT AWESOME. SORRY!)

We’re talking September birthdays, stupid people who mane up their own theories, pumpkin spice latte runs, people blowing up restrooms and getting you blamed, people with main character syndrome on social media, real vs. crazy family, the Benihana Brawl in Torrance CA, and horny old ladies.

We’re talking Costco parking lots on the weekend, oblivious cashiers with band tattoos embarrassing themselves, why you should respect gas station trash cans, chiropractic sex apparatuses in India, irresponsible dads with fireworks, and why you shouldn’t have pet monkeys.

Just want to take a moment to introduce myself, welcome all the new folks, thank you all and give an idea of why I created this stupid little show. Thank you.

We’re talking football players in college classes, dudes who walk their dogs off leash dressed like a tactical commandos, creepy middle aged men leaving comments on young women’s pictures, secretly petting a blind woman’s service dog, getting crop dusted by an evil child in a store, and farting on a 4th grade field trip in front of my teacher.

We’re talking NFL Sunday week one and the Niners/Raiders fanbases, kids with silver teeth, making smash burgers, more fucking hiccups, gym teachers walking around nude, and the woman in Philly who stole a baseball from a child on his birthday and ended up a villain.

We’re talking Shoe Palace employees, boujee shoe stores where everything is wrapped in plastic, old people tossing things out on the highway, pulling the chair from underneath my mom at dinner, older people saying embarrassing things, and a Chihuahua with a shockingly giant penis.

We’re talking the nightmare that is Hobby horsing, the audacity of people who say something “fun” when you slip or break something, why tennis players moan like they’re having sex, douchebag sports announcers, Vietnam Veteran uncle builds a Batmobile, and continuously harping on Gen-X.

This is our SomethingOfSubstance series. We're introducing one of my best friends, Cody Chavez to my little podcast talking about the backstory of the man many of you know as the lead guitarist for DRAIN, how we met, brief lore, history, fears and phobias, what DRAIN is up to, what's next for him and all other fun random shit. Thanks for sitting down to do my stupid little show, Cody.

We’re talking white women psyched about pumpkin spice, Dairy Queen employees getting pummeled over a Butterfinger Blizzard, little league dads getting an ass whooping from an umpire, and a shadow boxing homeless man who was transformed into a dog after eating spaghetti gets the shit kicked out of him by a 15 year old girl.

We’re talking drunk women entering your home unexpectedly, giant record breaking Phil Collins Baby Jesus lookalike statue in a Mexican Church, Bill Cosby’s Cosby Mystery Files tv promo, terrible chiropractors, and mistaking women for being pregnant to their face.

We’re talking adult men running through amusement parks, tricking old white people to speak Spanish to two random dogs, hardcore kids getting mangled at shows, Will Smith’s incredible live performance, and people not respecting your bubble.

We’re talking philanthropy and evil money plans for your enemies with the CA Lottery, cars crashing through restaurants, nerds teaching robots how to fight, highlight reels in heaven, and rogue tires killing innocent people.

We’re talking oblivious young drivers, trapping coyote puppies, trading your dog for a dirt bike, real life PokemonGo with tweakers, and how to get fired with style and class.

We’re talking why old people are licking their lips all the time, sweatshirts in the heat, Letspaintv’s chaotic videos, grappling hooks and creepy organ grinder monkeys.

We’re talking Pamela the “trance channeler” guided by the great council of light, Shell gas station secret doorways, deep sea voyages, and the Zodiac Killer??? You decide.

We’re talking about Galactivators, a woman marrying a full sized rag-doll, telling your Dad you are in a relationship with your car, and pepper spraying your classmates and teacher.

We’re talking, stupid looking toupees for men, fake butts and abs, The Amish using technology, and rich a**holes on car week.

We’re talking Chinese robot soccer matches, New York slang appropriation, the young workforce, soft serve, and more parking lot tweakers.

We’re talking Chat GPT lawyers, animal attacks, Australian critters, Noah’s Ark, and free jumping to your death to prove a point. These are unscripted and unedited, 30 minutes of BS. Enjoy.

We’re talking Prius drivers, late night tweakers in parking lots/Taqueros, Ozzy Osbourne, and common courtesy in public.

These are unscripted and unedited. 30 minutes of BS. Enjoy.