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No Return
Kier Zhou
Fréquence : 1 épisode/14j. Total Éps: 90

No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou
Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe—all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato.
This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales:
- Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions.
- Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships.
- Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lost children.
- Ancient Secrets: Unearth treacherous truths in the Darklands.
- Sinister Plots: Navigate a city's dark underbelly filled with kidnappings and dark schemes.
- Ensemble Comedy of Errors: Dive into epic fantasy battles where magic and mayhem reign supreme.
- Actual Play: Follow the gripping saga of a burning city and the heroes fighting for its survival amidst chaos and intrigue. Told through a tightly edited TTRPG actual play.
And remember, for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out:
https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD
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11: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: The Clothes Maketh The Man..
Saison 7 · Épisode 11
mardi 11 mars 2025 • Durée 01:08:37
Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
Jim Tuohy Art
Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales
Vita is dead... the city is still under attack... what will our heroes do?
Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return
Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan
GM: Dylan Smith
3: Mageslayers: It May Already Be too Late, Eunuch Boy!
Saison 5 · Épisode 3
vendredi 3 janvier 2025 • Durée 28:42
The Mageslayers head to the ancient city of Reach in the Terrq'n Mountains to investigate their mysterious artefact!
Want to learn more about Terrq and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return
Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan
Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan
Shain Sotalach - Adam Robinson
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith
Nanda Nall- Justin Fife
Cinte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair
Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois
Seilbh- Krissi Williams
Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan
Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu
Librarian- Kier Zhou
Biksune Ree- Taylor Michaels
Sister Jiaomei- Lyssa Jay
2: Mageslayers: Revenge of the Cult Teens Of Terrible Darkness
Saison 5 · Épisode 2
jeudi 2 janvier 2025 • Durée 27:30
The story continues!
Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan
Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan
Shain Sotalach - Adam Robinson
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith
Nanda Nall- Justin Fife
Cinte Micheart/Silda Grass- Gemma Maclean-Mair
Mr Grass - Robb Clark
Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois
Seilbh- Krissi Williams
Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan
Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu
Magekid -Ryan Andrew Dillon
Dark Mistress- Kiyana Morgan @KiChanVA
Gore Drinker- Girunduu
Keith- Kier Zhou
1: Mageslayers: This Time, It's Me!
Saison 5 · Épisode 1
mercredi 1 janvier 2025 • Durée 23:42
This is a story about heroes. No, that’s too much. This is a story about what it takes to make a hero. Welcome to Erset La Tari, the Land of No Return!
This strange and mysterious realm teeters
ever on the verge of disaster, barely having survived the apocalyptic world curses! But from the ashes rose the Treaty of Budan and the nations of La Tari achieved a hard won peace. The starving were fed, calamitous war averted and a safe and prosperous zone established. But there were those who opposed the treaty- who chafed at silken shackles of peace. Villains who sought power at the expense of the land’s very survival! These vile ne'er do wells found power in the study of dark magicks and used their martial prowess to enslave their neighbours- forcing them to toil under a repressive yoke to further their selfish hunger for dark esoteric knowledge. So vast became the gap between the power of these villains and those of the forces of peace that the nations were forced to once again band together commissioning a fellowship of heroes, of champions, to meet the crisis head-on. Each a master of their respective art, willing and ready to meet these wicked casters in battle if and when the need arose.
This is a story of heroes and what it takes to make a hero. So turn back ye faint of heart! For I tell no word of a lie: Shit gets fucked really fast!
Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan
Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan
Shain Sotalach - Adam Robinson
Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith
Captain Competent- Kier Zhou
Nanda Nall- Justin Fife
Cinte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair
Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois
Seilbh- Krissi Williams
Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan
Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu
Preacher- Graham Capobianco
Mage Dad- Jim Tuohy
Magekid -Ryan Andrew Dillon
Dark Mistress- Kiyana Morgan @KiChanVA
Gore Drinker- Girunduu
Keith- Kier Zhou
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Saison 6
vendredi 28 février 2025 • Durée 28:50
Yep.... yep... definitely in need of repairs...
Originally published 26 Feb 2024
Samael Vine: Kier Zhou
Niillas Janicek: Dylan Smith
Selwyn Janicek: Stasi Dimitrova ig
Paela: Dragonbait
Matko: AJ Fidaglo AKA Mr F
Vasa: Lilly Inverse
10: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: You Wouldn't Believe Me, Even If I Told You...
Saison 7 · Épisode 10
lundi 10 mars 2025 • Durée 47:22
Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
Jim Tuohy Art
Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales
Can Alaric talk his way out of this one?
Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return
Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan
GM: Dylan Smith
9: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: I Am Quite Concussed!
Saison 7 · Épisode 9
dimanche 9 mars 2025 • Durée 58:39
Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
Jim Tuohy Art
Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales
Jorvin and Swifty investigate Alaric. The Party reunites to see Vita.
Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return
Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan
GM: Dylan Smith
8: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: What Manner Of Gobsh**e Is This!?
Saison 7 · Épisode 8
samedi 8 mars 2025 • Durée 23:22
Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
Jim Tuohy Art
Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales
The battle for the streets ends...the battle for the city begins.
Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return
Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan
GM: Dylan Smith
7: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: Keep That Blade Sharp, Yeah.
Saison 7 · Épisode 7
vendredi 7 mars 2025 • Durée 41:41
Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
Jim Tuohy Art
Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales
Salryn rises to the occasion!
Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return
Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan
GM: Dylan Smith
6: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: If You Have To Step Up, You Step Up
Saison 7 · Épisode 6
jeudi 6 mars 2025 • Durée 44:02
Episode Art by Jim Tuohy
Jim Tuohy Art
Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales
Will Salryn rise to the occasion?
Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return
Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink
Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair
‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan
GM: Dylan Smith
Malcolm Rigby: Girunduu
Gavin Fern: Dylan Smith
Hupsu Tommo: Jack Duncan