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In this weeks' episode of NHB, Vic & Laura share some Turkey surgery success, find out the danger of getting your BIL to mow your lawn and discover why it's best to read your thrush cream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks' episode of NHB, Vic and Laura catch up on their half term activities, Vic reveals the many uses of a Greggs paper cup and they explore male baldness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss what to do when you're caught short in a public place, why Vic should never touch coffee and learn a fascinating fact about Tapirs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about the painful truth around bum grapes/hemroids/piles and how vic nearly shat her anal suppositories on a 5 year olds head in the park. In yet another bum heavy week they also read the confession of the girl who went to great lengths to hide her poo and answer an agony aunt of when is the right time to have a baby? Keep those stories, confessions, voices notes and agony aunts coming to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please keep reviewing the podcast on whichever platform you listen to us, it makes a big difference. Thank you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss the recent news of Americas new ruling regarding abortions and also try to offer advice over contraception in a week of some real girl chat about masturation, the injustice of being female and why lelo need to invent a quieter clit stim. Keep sending your stories and agony aunts to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please continue rating and reviewing the podcast on whatever platform you listen through. Thank you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura read a message from a disgruntled listener and delicately tackle the mature response of how to respond to criticism.... they also throw caution to ANYONE who wishes to remain seated during any public toilet performance as it could lead to an unwelcome surprise. It's another corker of filth. Keep sending in these fabulous stories, agony aunts and maybe skip on the complaints to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast. Please also leave reviews on whatever platform you listen to the podcast to as it makes a huge difference. Thank you Click here https://bit.ly/NoHolesBarred-CHEEX to get a 14-day free trial on CHEEX with code NOHOLES. Promo valid for new customers when selecting the yearly subscription option. Cancel anytime during the trial period. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura dish out another trigger warning over the continued discussion of abortion after the huge influx of women responding to the open chat from last week that will hopefully continue to help women feel less alone and more included in this taboo women's health topic. They also have some cracking stories from some hilarious horny slags prepared to do anything to have a cheeky wank.  Please keep sharing your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Click here https://bit.ly/NoHolesBarred-CHEEX to get a 14-day free trial on CHEEX with code NOHOLES. Promo valid for new customers when selecting the yearly subscription option. Cancel anytime during the trial period. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic tells Laura of a woeful start to her birthday with an aggressive pile, diarrhea and sickness along side a cheeky little bit of child tantruming in-between. This week's episode comes with a trigger warning as there is the discussion of abortion and a story from one lovely listener. Please keep sending in your stories, agony aunts and voice notes to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura try to decide which animal they'd like to turn into in a bid to escape trouble and Laura expresses her progress is shunning the magpie. This week is no exception for the utter filthy tones of poo related stories that have been sent in and they send their thoughts to the fainting mum with ibs. Please keep sending in these exceptional stories, agony aunts to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura share some facts about what is takes to be top quality influencers on dubai and why people need to just leave eels alone. The question they would like you to answer is would you let your partner shit on your chest for one million pounds? Please keep sending in your stories and agony aunts to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Click here https://bit.ly/CHEEX-NoHolesBarred to get a 14-day free trial on CHEEX with the code NOHOLES. Promo valid for new customers when selecting the yearly subscription option. Cancel anytime during the trial period. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about what they'd do if they were bummed by aliens and how it gives them the perfect excuse for any future affairs. They have a hysterical voice note that'll make you question if you ever want stew again and a agony aunt that leaves them wondering if they actually just give really shitty advice Click here https://bit.ly/CHEEX-NoHolesBarred to get a 14-day free trial on CHEEX with the code NOHOLES. Promo valid for new customers when selecting the yearly subscription option. Cancel anytime during the trial period. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura discuss the depths that we stoop to for the sake of revenge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura talk about the dedication of scaling a roof to shit down a chimney and yet another fantastic voice note from one of their loyal followers. They also discuss the complicated process of managing a relationship along with mental health struggles in this week's agony aunt. Keep your stories coming to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram noholesbarredpodcast Click here https://bit.ly/CHEEX-NoHolesBarred to get a 14-day free trial on CHEEX with the code NOHOLES. Promo valid for new customers when selecting the yearly subscription option. Cancel anytime during the trial period. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura get real about female pleasure and the importance of raising young people to know self exploration is good. They also get an update from one of the agony aunts everyone has been eager to hear from. And by the time this episode is through you'll never look at a Mars bar the same again. Keep your stories coming into noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com and find us on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura discuss the latest news of tumbler glasses lodged in bladders and why they are openly happy to be considered vulgar, talking about the things no one else dares to talk about. They listen to a brilliant confession from one of our dedicated listeners that'll make you gag in sympathy for her, as well as a heartfelt agony aunt. It's another fantastic week. Remember to keep your stories, agony aunts and facts coming. You can send them to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram noholesbarredpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura cut more than one of the stories Laura has decided to share because of her continued poor judgement over what could potentially get this podcast cancelled. They also talk about by batteries don't belong up holes or why moon cups shouldn't be forgotten. It's another belter of an episode. Don't forget to keep sharing your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or head over to our Instagram page noholesbarredpodcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura talk about the power of sexy underwear, female self pleasure and listen to their first ever voice note from a listener. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of NHB, Laura & Vic talk middle aged minge algorithms, jizz face creams and the quest to find body confidence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura reach new depths of depravity when Laura shares a news article that even left Vic questioning if she wanted to be friends with Laura anymore. They also solve an agony aunt that any lazy man who believes parenting is for women should listen to. Keep those stories coming and don't forget to voice note the confessions on our Instagram page @no_holes_barred_podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic finally gets round to sending Laura her Christmas present, we learn about the incredible shooting powers of the pelvic floor and Vic shares her fantasy of becoming a full time voiceover artist. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about the different levels their rage has taken them to and how they've reached their peak during pregnancy. They also talk about the dedication it takes to care for the delicate life of a tiny animal and how their future in the veterinary world would probably be very short lived. Be sure to keep sending in your hilarious stories and following their Instagram page. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode Vic and Laura bring in the New Year with promises of being more organised and exciting additions to the podcast they're looking forward to starting....Next week. They extensively talking about dogging, the legality of it, if its just a nighttime job or if you could expect to see a man cock in hand in a lay by during the day. They're asking you, the audience to start voice clipping your confessions of weirdness from kinks, to awkward sexual encounters directly to them to step 2022 up a gear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura struggle to work out what day of the week it is before wishing you a very Merry Christmas. They work out the logistics of energetic bum sex and debate the wonders of human biology allowing a stray onion ring to survive the digestive system. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this weeks episode of No Holes Barred, Laura tries to implement some much needed structure to the format of the show, Vic shares her fear of nail extensions and they discuss how to put boundaries in place when your family are dickheads. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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In this week's episode of NHB, Vic & Laura have some heated discussions about gender inequality, share how magical their Mother's Day was and discover how a pile could save your life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss their innate lack of business knowledge and ponder how the hell they actually function as a partnership, reveal what to do if you get a WW11 mortar lodged up your bottom and get angry at the inequality between the sexes. Visit our shop at www.noholesbarredpodcast.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura unpack the yoga retreat experience of a life time, with free dancing, tit flashing and naked hot tub sessions plus sleeping in a tent. Vic talks Laura through her perfect mindful wank, complete with dirty bedsheets and slug lips and they also officially announce the opening of their shop with a healthy range of sex toys to tickle your minge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura discuss narcissistic in laws, the power of CBD and have plenty of LOLs over the next Banksy artwork that involves a used tampon flung drunkenly against a white wall during a romantic pool side fumble. Watch out for next week's episode that involves a very big announcement - it isn't a TV show but it's sure to tickle your bits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura openly discuss the complete minefield of parenting and how much unrealistic pressure is put on women to be the perfect mum society demands as well as a throw by throw account of how Vic will no doubt end up with a full blown mental breakdown if her daughter doesn't sleep soon. They also ask the question, what would you rather? Licking an eye ball? Or sucking a toe and share the story of the lady who discovered cheese doesn't agree with her colon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura get their bellybuttons out and compare sizes as they try to decide if they would ever go along with a fetish that included licking someone else's. They also read out a beautiful story from a listener who was inspired by our love of clit chat and the incredible Mrs Hinch to indulge in her first ever experience of a good old fashioned wank. Thank you Sonic Scrubber for reaching all those hard to get areas, including our vaginas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura take a tiny little break to enjoy the pleasure of their children's company during half term. Don't worry, you won't miss out on much, as this week's episode is equally as hilarious and filthy discussing their much loved topic of poo. If you manage to get through this episode and still fancy yourself a snickers bar, you're bigger people than them. Next week these slags will be back to their usual antics of agony aunts, stories and facts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura touch on the serious subject of mental health and how lonely it can feel, and ask the question... when it's is appropriate to interfere between a badger and cat!?!? They also feel tantalised by the idea of a colonic irrigation, even the mass evacuation part. As always they're bringing you 50 minutes of uneducated, filthy, honest chat about life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic realises if her career as an Instagram influencer fails she can always fall back on her keen sense of smell and join a pack of sniffer dogs, Laura shares another insightful psychoanalytic diagnosis for one of our listeners with a Disney fetish and we all learn a valuable lesson about living with your in laws and enduring their scheduled wank time. Follow us on socials @no_holes_barred_podcast or visit www.noholesbarredpodcast.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of NHB, Vic & Laura get into the grotty details of what it must feel like to have a turd lodged in your colon for 8 years, how to deal with the information that your geriatric Dad is watching soft porn on your Amazon Prime account and why never to wear a white kaftan on a boat trip. Thank you for continuing to send in some of the most incredible stories and agony aunts of all time - we bloody love you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk about why they hate doing 69ers, and why you should never, ever even think about sitting on someone's face with a full bladder and a battered pelvic floor. Vic has yet another mind-blowing fact about pooning, if you've delved into a little pooning yourself we'd love to hear from you and Laura gets real about what a bitch self comparison is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss the trauma of watching the Netflix hit One day, find out just how powerful the suction is on a moon cup and discuss the logistics of being suspended from a ceiling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred due to some slight technical issues Vic sounds like she got of a plane to Australia, took a load of drugs and recorded from a shack in the outback. Rest assured only some of the above is true.... Vic and Laura try to approach the discussion of how Vic will ask her builder Prostate Patrick to urinate over her back garden and why there is no real straight answer over whether someone should have plastic surgery because everyone's reasons are unique. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura celebrate all things minge as they discuss gynaecological cancer awareness month. They talk all things fanny health wise and encourage everyone with a vagina to book their smear and share some cringe worthy smear test stories of trapping pubes to disco vaginas. This episode is aiming to empower more women to demand better vaginal health care. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura choose the 3 people they'd like to save in a zombie Apocalypse. One of them is ready to repopulate the earth and eat magic mushrooms while the other one is terrified about poisonous berries. They also reveal the exciting news that podcast merchandise is being relaunched with the fanny flannel and willy wipe for starters. Plus asking for all of you lovely lot to share your bloody good smear stories for next week's episode when we'll be dedicating the episode to Gynaecological Cancer Awareness Month while managing to keep it light with plenty of filth. Find all things podcast related at www.noholesbarredpodcast.com and follow us on instagram @no_holes_barred_podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices