The gang is back in effect! We’ve been away from each other so obviously we had to catch up. After some weekend small talk, we get to the important things - when did we start caring about who celebrities sleep with (14:15)? Meanwhile, Mandii is going viral for critiquing Meek Mill, and we take the opportunity to give Meek his well deserved flowers and compare him to some of his peers (19:33). Meanwhile another list is out, this time about the top 10 Atlanta anthems, and we ignorant northerners tear it apart (33:01). Lil Baby got arrested in Vegas, and the crew predicts Demaris will follow in his footsteps next when she and Rory visit next weekend (39:00). Tems brings a misinterpreted lyric to our attention, and we share about a time we waited for a significant other (48:14). SZA didn't even attempt to help a fan with math homework, and every one on staff pretends they never DM’D a celebrity before (53:12). We have voicemails! The first is from a guy that is stuck in Side Piece Land (1:07:28), and the second is from a guy sad about getting ghosted (1:15:30). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Back on road! The boys have taken their talents to the Windy City, and record an episode out there, high off their last live show! Mal had to catch Missy Elliott's show while he was out there (without Rory, obviously), and gives us a rundown of the show, letting us know that Missy deserves her own Super Bowl Halftime Show (6:01). Mal was outside all weekend (without Rory, obviously), planting the NRM flag and getting to know the city, including the Southside (15:40). They get into a live show recap, including an interesting couples segment (21:17). Mal did the afties at Soho house and gives us a rundown (28:58). While they've been gone, the culture has been culturing. Is Lil Yachty in his crash out era (38:46)? Drake leaked more music to his 100 gigs site (55:00). They also speak on Kanye's South Korea show (59:40), Dani Leigh's DUI footage (1:02:05), + more! For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viiarorymal and use code RORYMAL! This episode was brought to you by an edible. Or two. Julian has appeared at work without his beard (dont worry, Demaris is here, we’re talking about the one on his face) (1:30). He fills us in on his new look, and then we get into some light banter about Mal’s old club habits (9:30). Rihanna is out here starting new fashion trends, and the crew shares how they would participate (18:42). The olympics are coming (32:00), and so are Drake and Yachty with new music (39:10). Mal finds it hard to believe Eminem sold 200k+ his first week (46:50), and we get into a convo about which artists changed the music landscape (51:57). We have voicemails! One guy asks us for some financial advice (1:01:57), and the other needs OnlyFans advice (1:16:59).  For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re officially the hardest working pod in the game. Rory got us working on Labor Day. The team takes aim at Julian after he hosted his first party (insert nasty pics/videos on YouTube). In other event news, Electric Zoo goers had a rough two days. Have you seen the documentary on BS High? We break down the insane narcissist behind the program and Rory makes note that he reminded him of someone specific. We go from one thief to another. We react to the viral video of the woman whose date stole shoes from her. This leads to Mal speculating that Julian is a serial killer. Mal adds that he feels bad for young men in the current dating scene. Doja Cat is back. Mal and Rory strongly disagree about her new single “Demons”. It’s time for voicemails. Finally, everyone go wish Spaghetti Eddie a happy birthday. Our kiwi turns 29 today!   Follow The Team: Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/ Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/ Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/ Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/ Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/   Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal YouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TOUR TICKETS ARE ON SALE!!! Get your tickets now to Toronto, Los Angeles, London, or New York. We begin with discussing the Chew Live Crew hitting the road. Rory makes fun of Julian for going to a “Raya” mixer. Speaking out being outside, bottle wars are back. Except people are dumping them in the club. Somehow this leads to a Meek Mill & Robert Kraft conversation. Staying on old white men Mitch McConnell is really going through it. Mal questions the love from a dog/cat. Love for animals is almost the same as love for an NPC. Is Pinkydoll a sex worker? Have you seen the Glizzy Gobbler? We go into a hilarious discussion where we find out everyone’s go-to meal to cook for a date. It’s time for voicemails. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! See you on the road soon. Follow The Team: Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/ Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/ Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/ Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/ Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/ Tour Tickets / Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal YouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today we’ve got a fun one. First, Rory meets another Yankee legend. Meanwhile, Mal doesn’t like nose kisses (or any affection). Speaking of unwanted affection, Rudy Giuliani is a creep. We finally got Trump’s mugshot and the memes didn’t disappoint. Trackstar Noah Lyles takes shots at the NBA which leads to a disagreement among the team vs. Mal. Staying on American greats, the Navy Seal who killed Osama Bin Laden gets arrested for disorderly conduct. Then Miguel gets suspended during a show. We celebrate the life of tv show legend Bob Barker and Rory asks a question to the team. We discuss the recent music releases Victoria Monet, Russ, and Nicki Minaj being a playable character on Call of Duty. For the rest of the episode we are joined by Giggs. We discuss the cultural similarities and differences of London/New York. We share a classic tour story from the strip club. Giggs shares his favorite up and coming artists and shares his reaction to hearing his name on Jay’s verse from “God Did”. We have a fun group of voicemails that leave Giggs astonished. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re back from vacation! Well everyone (except Rory) had a vacation. Rory shares how he never made it to the Bahamas, as well as a series of unfortunate events. Meanwhile, Julian was being wholesome with his parents upstate and Eddin was DJing all over the city. Then Demaris, (who’s now sick) but was showing her cheeks in Mexico. However, she wasn’t the only one throwing it back…Tyler The Creator stunted on Sexyy Red. Is Drake releasing his album? (by the time this comes out we’ll know) but we speculate in the meantime. Speaking of music news, Big Billy McFarland is back releasing the first tickets to Fyre Fest II. We might have to do a team trip to the festival. Then we discuss tragic news of the sentencing of the Ohio girl that intentionally drove her car into a wall killing two people. *Trigger Warning* this leads to a conversation about suicidal thoughts. We end with voicemails and get a callback from Spiderman (Cosmo). Tune in as the team returns to the studio fresh off vacation and dives into the culture.   Follow The Team: Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/ Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/ Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/ Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/ Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/   Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal YouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Eddin here! Gonna write out this description while the rest of the gang is out. Hope your enjoying my grammar ;)   Aloha from the Bahamas! The team is on vacay so we brought you a super voicemail episode. Rory, Mal, and the gang discussed phobias, dealing with toxic friend groups, anger issues, and a lot more! Here's an extra filler liner discussing other topics Julian would put in the description. I hope everyone's having a great time. I'm sure Rory's burnt to crisp. Demaris already got her IG foot pics off. Pretty sure Julian hit only pars and bougies during his tee-time. Mal's probably just at home relaxing.   Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/ Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/ Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/ Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/ Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/   Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal YouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode the gang had a lot to cover, and of course we had to jump it off with hate. Bobbi-gate is currently upon us, and Rory and Mal double down on her failing as an industry plant, and her addressing the rumors about a Drake romance. Speaking of romance (or lack thereof), the team gives their opinion on Keke Palmer starring in Usher’s new video, as well as how it will affect her coparenting relationship. Let us know in our comment sections your opinion on that situation. Rory is heartbroken because Nelly is accused of being a fraud by his former groupmate, and Mal is heartbroken that The Blind Side wasn't actually historically accurate. EST Gee’s team failed him and we let them know exactly how, answered some voicemails, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re back to celebrate 50 years of Hip-Hop and joined by our family, Reason. First, we let Reason respond to the TDE controversy over this past week. Then we discuss the 10 year anniversary of Kendrick’s “Control” verse and revisit the Reason/Logic beef. Meanwhile, Rory and Demaris were at the Hip-Hop 50 show at Yankee Stadium. Rory met his childhood hero, The Captain, Derek Jeter. Then we discuss Drake and Bobbi Althoff’s alleged falling out after unfollowing each other and pulling down YouTube content. Then we move into politics (kinda). Obama is getting outed by an ex-girlfriend. It’s time for voicemails. In the spirit of Reason rapping about his relationships we offer relationship advice to today's callers. Tune in as the guys and Reason discuss all of this + more!   Follow The Team: Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/ Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/ Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/ Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/ Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/   Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal YouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We get right into the Tory Lanez 10 year sentence. Wass it too much or not enough? Remember Lil Tay? Well there’s an active conspiracy going on between her, her family, and her brother. We discuss who on the team we would fake kill. Hip-Hop 50 is fully active in NY with 50 Cent’s show at the Barclays Center. J Cole popped out and made a bold claim that involved 50 Cent and Michael Jackson. This leads to a disagreement between the team. Also, Nas & Lil Wayne get inducted into Billboard’s Hip-Hop HOF. Rory and Julian give a synopsis on Johnny Football’s entertaining Untold Documentary. Then we discuss Kim & Kanye’s doc. Meanwhile, Trump stirs the pot on the YSL case. It’s time for voicemails. We find out who on the team is the dirty mack. Then we jump to Patreon to answer an exciting callback (available Monday). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!   Follow The Team: Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/ Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/ Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/ Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/ Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/ Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal YouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re here to end the race war. Rory has a gift for Mal. We do a brief weekend recap then get right into the fights over the weekend. First we start with the Montgomery brawl. A beautiful display of unity. We break down the game film. Then we discuss the baseball fight and finally the only real fight, Jake Paul vs. Nate Diaz. Meanwhile in NY Kai Cenat incited a riot. Not every altercation over the weekend was physical…Jamie Foxx caught a stray from Jennifer Aniston. It’s time for voicemails. Today we start with some music advice. Then some relationship advice where we end up talking about Eminem and jacuzzis. We wrap with a “is this hip-hop?” question about cats. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, predict Tory’s sentencing, + more!   Follow The Team: Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/ Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/ Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/ Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/ Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/ Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal YouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rory’s first episode of Zaddie’s or Dad Bod Pod (Working Title) is available now to all tiers on Patreon. This pod welcomes other dads into the studio to share their fatherhood journey. Moving forward it’ll be on the $20 tier. Also please head to our YouTube to watch the first BTS Vlog from the new studio! Well it wouldn’t be us if we didn’t disagree. It’s Mal & Lizzo vs. The Room. Was she out of line with her dancers? Is she a bully? We then pay respects to the tragic news regarding Angus Cloud. Travis Scott is projected for a big first week, but is also getting accused of lifting this album from Kanye. We stay on music but celebrate some legends with the latest issue of Men’s Health. Do you think your favorite rappers took steroids? We ask a personal question regarding balls. Speaking of personal decisions, Ja Morant has some new tattoos. Then we discuss a hilarious 100m dash and speak on the future of the Olympics (combination). Did the crew member violate Beyonce? Artists can’t sell tickets and it’s their booking agency's fault. Is it hiphop for rappers to dance? It’s time for voicemails. Can you go through your girl's phone? Then we discuss some baby momma drama and a situationship. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!   Follow The Team: Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/ Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/ Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/ Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/ Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/ Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal YouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self! Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viiarorymal and use code RORYMAL! Big Tuesday vibes gang! How would you feel about a R&B Vocalist draft, done by the team? Well one will be coming to you via Patreon soon, so sign up here and let us know who you think should be included! While we get you guys' votes on that, Steve Harvey was getting votes from god knows who for a Family Feud category - Who Is The Greatest Rapper Of All Time (10:21)? Of course America disappoints us. We then do our usual weekend recap, and the team finds out that Yomi threw a gathering they knew nothing about (can you blame her? honestly.) (24:42) SPOILER ALERT: ‘The Bear’ | Rory finally starts The Bear and gives us a partial review (31:33), and then we get into a debate of our favorite caucasian actresses of all time (49:01). Lupe Fiasco caused quite the stir on spaces with a conversation about who should be making decisions regarding letting people in The (hip-hop) Culture; with many thinking its just more poorly masked hate for Kendrick Lamar (57:33). Taylor Swift and Scooter Braun were the focus of a documentary focusing on their infamous beef over Swift’s masters, and Rory can understand Scooter’s side (1:18:05). We also give our review on new music (1:26:14), quickly discuss Joe Biden dropping out of the presidential election (1:47:48), a voicemail about 20/20 hindsight (1:55:17), + more! For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get that monkey off your back. We start with a weekend recap which involved Rory’s seemingly racist half-year birthday party for Amara, Eddin & Demaris at Beyonce, Mal’s new haircut, and Julian getting drinks with his political brother. Then we talk about the boxing fight and why Mal is upset with Eminem’s involvement. Utopia dropped and Rory is ready to make a bold claim. The beef is seemingly on again between Drake and Pusha/Pharrell. Meanwhile Cardi B is beefing with her DJ and the fans after throwing two microphones over the weekend. We briefly discuss Offset and Quavo’s upcoming solo albums. Did you see the guy that bought a life-like dog suit? Well we had plenty to say about that. Naturally this leads to an argument. It’s time for a wide range of voicemails. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Go watch the first episode of ‘My Karma Is Beautiful’ live music series on YouTube! Has anyone seen Barbie? We discuss the big blockbuster week of Barbie/Oppenheimer. Somehow Rory brings up Harry Potter and becomes a sicko real quick. This leads to a brief history lesson on symbol culture. Can agency models become IG models and vice versa? We get into an argument over model culture after bringing up Rubi Rose. Well we finally officially know something everyone already knew…aliens exist. Here comes a string of conspiracy takes led by Rory until he says a crazy pause. How long will Ice Spice last? Then we discuss drugs and Mal makes fun of Julian for beating an addiction. We briefly talk about Obama’s chef passing and give an update on the woman from Alabama that lied. It’s time for voicemails. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re back after a busy weekend. Rory and Julian both hit shows. Rory went to Wale then Nas, while Julian went to Drake. Drake’s interview with Bobbi dropped and he took aim at Elliott Wilson about his recent comments. Is there ageism in hip-hop journalism? Staying on beef, A$AP Rocky seemingly took a shot at Travis Scott during his Rolling Loud set. Meanwhile, Travis dropped a very safe record for a single leading up to ‘Utopia’. An artist that’s not taking the safe route is Doja Cat. She has no love for her fans…and neither do we. In more music releases Nas released another album with Hit-Boy and Kodak did a questionable song with 6ix9ine. Then we break down the Twitter rebrand. We have a mixed bag of voicemails today that end on a high. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today we’re joined by the beautiful Weezy co-host of one of our favorite podcasts, Whoreible Decisions. We start with some personal gripes. Then we talk about Rory and Weezy’s recent collaboration…DJ Drama’s ‘Gangsta Grillz’ podcast. This leads to conversation about the current podcast climate. Weezy shares a story of how she stole from Jay-Z and Beyonce. It’s time to talk about dating. Everyone shares their dating preferences and what they’re most interested in. Spoiler: Weezy absolutely loves c*m. We shared our thoughts on Andrew Tate and the hoax missing girl in Alabama. Somehow this led back to a conversation about dating within your tax bracket. We get into voicemails with compelling relationship advice from our guest expert. Tune in as the guys and Weezy discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re back with a busy week in the “culture.” Before we get into that Mal shares us a funny story about his mom getting denied entry into Canada. Speaking of Canada, Drake invited J Cole to perform with him in lieu of 21 Savage. We then share our own trouble with the law. Rory gets profiled, while Mal throws a friend under the bus. Over the weekend Rory found himself getting pulled into a beef with a tweet from Noname. Drake is making NY his home for the next week and naturally we’ve uncovered a conspiracy. Did Drake release his book to undercut Jay-Z’s ‘Book of Hov’? (they share the same cover/color) Has dry humor run its course? Sexyy Red makes a school appearance, which leads to a story from Julian that features a random artist. PinkyDoll has taken over the internet…is this content a mental illness? Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as an odd missing woman story, the black/white dress attempted murder, voicemails + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The simulation keeps simulating. The newest app ‘Threads’ is up and running, thus fueling the Zuck vs. Elon conflict. We share our thoughts on the mess that is social media. In an attempt to cleanse the timeline Tucker Carlson flew to Romania to sit down with Andrew Tate. Opposite of that masculine energy is a wholesome story from Texas of a young kid getting bullied. Quickly the wholesomeness was stripped from this story (this convo derails so fast) Mal ends this segment with a very interesting message to the kid. Perhaps we can all just find love in the club. Drake and Jermaine Dupri are working on a Magic City documentary, while some troubling Meek news breaks while we’re recording. This leads to a conversation about Tory. Should we count AI songs for Grammy consideration? Somehow this becomes a critique on Michael Jackson and about how he stole music files. Then we helped answer a question for Eddin’s friend, which counted as the first voicemail. We have a relationship call to start then end with a call about witchcraft and underwear water. We also answer our first follow up call which will be available exclusively on Patreon. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Even though we’ve been away for a while we’re still very much online. We start with a disgruntled reddit thread about Julian and recap what we did with our week off. Mal gives everyone presents from Montreal and then shares an odd dream he had. Let’s talk about all the relationship trauma over the week. We go from Keke Palmer at Usher’s show, Jonah Hill’s demands, and an update on Adam22. This leads to a discussion on dating etiquette. On to music, Travis Scott’s ‘Utopia’ has a release date. We also discuss Lil Uzi’s album. This leads into another B-Dot list about rappers where we give some pushback. The song of the summer title remains up for grabs. It’s time for voicemails. We start with a classic breakfast food question directed at Eddin. The following two calls are relationship/is this hip-hop? NBA Summer League is on and Victor gets a rude welcome into the league by making headlines off the court. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re back from our break with an important discussion. Before we get into the episode: If you call in for a follow-up voicemail that call will be answered on Patreon. So if you’d like to hear more details, join our Patreon! Now, how do we define a fat a**? Naturally we transition to dating apps where Julian and Demaris guide the guys through their preferences while Rory reminisces. Then we open the discussion to visiting other parts of the US and the new laws that’ll change the cities. Where would you move and what’s the most dangerous city in the country? We explain to Rory & Mal the “Grimace challenge” on TikTok (maybe we’ll do it) and share Mal’s old planking pics. We continue to share stories of getting robbed (RIP Rory’s SouthPole jacket) and how being horny can really put you in some compromising situations. We press Mal about some horrible Bronx fashion trends. Rory asks a wild question about Mal. It’s time for voicemails! We start with back-to-back “is this hip-hop?” questions. The first regarding shower etiquette and the second about getting dressed. The last call is our first time encouraging a couple to get back together. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy 4th of July weekend! Go check out our holiday edition of RAM Radio available now on Patreon. We go over our lack of plans for the holiday while Mal heads to Canada to hit Drake’s estate. Naturally, since it’s ‘Merica Day we talk about bald eagles, bud light and fireworks. Well the time has already come. The ‘Idol’ is being canceled. Does this hurt The Weeknd? Meanwhile, real actors are going on strike to join the ongoing writers holdout. Then we owe Jonathan Majors an apology. Drake releases an IG caption book that Demaris plans on using. When’s the last time you got butterflies? And is Drake pushing his album because of Lil Uzi? It’s time for voicemails! Today we give great friend advice and also have a historic moment…our first “dump him”. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mal is skeptical…which isn’t new, but this time it’s about nature docs. We revisit the imploded submarine and give our predictions of what the afterlife looks like. Over the weekend Rory, Julian and Yomi went to Larry June’s show. Staying on music, the BET Awards were over the weekend. We ran through the top moments Busta Rhymes, JT vs. Uzi / Ice Spice, Offset & Quavo reunite, Chief Keef. Then we breakdown Offset’s relationship trouble with Cardi B. Somehow this leads to Mal thinking Julian would storm the Capitol. We review Young Thug’s underwhelming album. It’s time for voicemails! Today we have step-parent advice and relationship advice (dump her). Go check out Rory/Demaris’s episode from ‘Whoreible Decisions’ and get our merch before it all sells out. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self! It's 7 am FRIDAY, it's 95 degrees! Mal gets immediately to pressing Demaris about romantic rules, and he starts working through some more boundaries any woman of his can't cross. On a further well-deserved attack on women, Rory accuses Latto of gaslighting on her latest single, so we get into a lyric breakdown of toxic songs, including some of Rory's (18:11). We address Big Sean's alleged leak and the current state of his career, as well as whether awe believe Kanye is actually responsible for the leak (27:19). Speaking of Kanye, his wife is making the headlines again with her nudity (35:00). Schoolboy Q's Toronto show was cancelled, so the crew puts Mal's feet to the fire (40:00), which progresses into a (fair and peaceful, I promise) disagreement about whether Kendrick and Drake will go to each others cities on tour next year (44:37). Ariana Grande got Brandy and Monica to reunite for the remix to her Boy Is Mine track, and this leads to a debate regarding the three, + Mariah Carey - who is the better vocalist (56:47)? Speaking of nostalgia, Mal tries to tell us we are interpreting 'Love and Basketball' wrong (1:06:30). Trump's ear gauze trend ran through the RNC like Nelly's band-aid (1:12:12), and Amber Rose proves her dedication to the never return to Philly (can't relate, we'll be there next week - tickets available now) . We have voicemails! The first one is from a young man who just wanted to flex his sexual prowess under the guise of needing advice (1:25:44). We let him get his shit off, but became curious about his endeavors and get into a conversation about sex swings that leaves the entire team in tears (1:30:49). The second voicemail is from a dewd from Baltimore who had to chewwse between his current thing and his friend (1:39:16). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Under the sea…lives a conspiracy (maybe?) The biggest news of the week has been the missing, now found, submarine. We speculate which leads to a critique of one of the passenger’s stepsons who chose to attend a concert and message an Only Fans model. Mal defends his disdain towards stepchildren. Cardi B provided her point of view which led to a conversation about her and Tasha K. Meanwhile in Paris, Pharrell hosted his first Louis Vuitton fashion show. All the stars were out and hip-hop beef made its way to the runway. Pusha T finally responds to Jim Jones on a previewed song during the show. While old head beef continues XXL ushers this year’s freshmen class. This leads to a conversation about Ice Spice, Kim Kardashian, and Kanye. YK Osiris is back with a nasty PR move. We recall some of our favorite ridiculous moments in hip-hop PR history. Young Thug is making his return and we give our predictions and Julian calls Gunna’s first week sales. Nicki is back to beefing, but this time with Saweetie. Now it’s time to get into voicemails which continues to be a relationship segment, but this time we add a “is this hip-hop” question. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Juneteenth! We start with our perspective on the holiday. Rory is fresh off his first Father’s Day, which leads to a conversation about stepfathers. Demaris doubled back on Pergola, while Julian pulled up on Eddin’s DJ set. In bigger news over the weekend J. Cole is part owner of the Charlotte Hornets. Quavo and Offset are seen publicly together for the first time since the split. We give an update on the shows we are currently watching, The Idol and Black Mirror (spoilers). Meanwhile, Gunna officially comes back into the music scene with his first album post RICO. Listen for our review of the album and our theories behind why Young Thug is releasing this weekend. Did Killer Mike release the album of the year? We discuss Doja’s single and the potential her new sound will lead her. It’s time for voicemails! We return with Ja Morant’s suspension. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW ON NEWRORYNMAL.COM!!! Demaris is selling foot videos. Find her on Cameo stepping on cigarette butts. Speaking of feet, Doja Cat is back with the first single off her upcoming album. Is she dissing Nicki? And will she go #1 on Billboard? That being said, hip-hop doesn’t have a #1 this year. We discuss why that might be the case. We stay on music and discuss Made in America’s female-dominant lineup and a couple other festivals. Then we get to the biggest controversy in music this week, YK Osiris. Naturally we brought up Meek’s tweets about the situation. Today’s voicemails were concerning to say the least. First, we have a Freaknik call followed by a (not hip-hop) boys trip to Miami. Finally we end the NBA season on a correct sports take. Mal and Julian said the Nuggets would win in 5. This led to an interesting discussion about Jokic. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From court-side back to the courtroom…Mal is back on trial. Mal will be defending himself while Julian represents the people. We press Mal about his rumored relationship with YesJulz. We stay on social media relationships and talk about Shaq shooting his shot at a viral Home Depot employee (insert Rory reminding us he’s eskimo bros with Shaq). Lastly on internet love, we give an update on Zion. Meanwhile in real life, Floyd Mayweather is now feuding with the notorious mafia Gotti family. Is this all staged? What wasn’t staged was Conor McGregor knocking out the Miami Heat mascot. Would you drink your girls pee? Lil Durk’s removed verse takes an interesting turn. Unfortunately, Drake’s name gets into another incident following DJ Drama getting robbed in Toronto. It’s time for voicemails. Somehow this becomes a discussion of how little Rory is attracted to white women and why Mal thinks it’s appropriate to drop moneybags on girls' IGs even if he’s in a relationship. The insecurity conversation is prime Mal. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Strap in (pause) for an in-cohesive episode. It’s clear that the most polluted air in the world got to our heads…bare with us. Anyway, Apple Vision, are we done for? Do we want to connect with people or pretend to? Zion might as well have been breathing NYC air based on his baby momma drama. Let’s talk music…in the middle of this recording Drake released a new feature. Is it too early for the song of the summer? And find out why Rory hopes nobody in R&B releases new music. And yes, we (Mal) address Azealia Banks recent comments. It’s time for voicemails. Listen to us give more amazing relationship advice along with family help. In sports news we cover Travis Rudolph, the NBA Finals, the hoax pulled by the PGA. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re back from a mixy weekend. Rory and Julian hit the road on Sunday to get extremely industry at Roots Picnic. Rory has officially been initiated to the Act Bad Summer (check twitter to watch him dance on beat) We debate whether or not sign language at festivals is legit. DJ Drama decided to “make peace” with Meek during his set, while at Summer Jam, Cardi threw some shade at Ice Spice during her performance. Did Meg invent woman empowerment? and is Da Baby still canceled? Rory addresses some childhood trauma. Then Demaris asks a very odd question to the group which involves pleasure and food. Once again, Mal was right about Kanye/Adidas and Biden falls (again). Rory goes down a history conspiracy tangent, which leads us to the recently sold Epstein’s island (insert bleeps). Speaking of extreme wealth, Drake’s card gets declined on a live stream. This leads to a discussion about the dangers of gambling. Then we answer a few phone calls and play our first follow up voicemail. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Pride Month! We’re back after almost two weeks away from each other and we pick up right where we left off. The LA crew Rory, Julian and Demaris return after Rory’s album release party. We go over Rory’s press run and Amara’s (Rory’s Daughter) first flight experience. Julian “acted bad” at the release party while Demaris was hours late. RIP to Tina Turner, but Rory (probably) felt a way based on the charts. Then Rory shares his trip to Seattle and taking his daughter to her first baseball game and aquarium. Speaking of under the sea, Mal was planning on seeing the Little Mermaid alone. Meanwhile in hip-hop the beef is back between DJ Drama and Meek / Drake and Kendrick. Then we discuss an odd dating preference from Rubi Rose. It’s time for voicemails. Today’s focus is on relationships/sex (our specialty). Finally, we discuss sports Shannon Sharpe leaving FS1, LeBron contemplating retirement, and NBA Finals prediction. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Well the day has finally come…and no we’re not talking about Rory’s album (yet). Today we can congratulate Rory on the sex. Our guy is a father to a beautiful baby daughter. The bare minimum team continues to grow. Somehow we bring Spreadie Gibbs into this conversation. Rory shares his new perspective on life and how being a girl dad has changed him. We all reflect on moments from our childhood. From celebrating new life to birthing an album. Everyone go stream/download Rory’s debut album ‘I Thought It’d Be Different’. Rory can freely speak with us in the last press run conversation he’ll have in the coming weeks. Rory shares his perspective on creating the album and even invites an album critic on to the pod. We end today with another great slate of voicemails. Today’s theme is relationship advice. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above, as well as offer some of the realest advice to today’s three lucky callers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

***IMPORTANT NOTICE*** We previously recorded this week's episodes so we could all celebrate Rory's album in LA. That being said, this episode doesn't mention his daughter. We did however talk about Fatherhood Rory on this week's Patreon (available now) This Friday is when we'll discuss Rory's daughter and his album!  Today we start with a classic controversial Mal take which leads to us discussing generational differences and how our childhoods are drastically different from the kids today. Should we bring back bullying? We age out of grade school and share stories from middle and high school. Mal reflects on a guy with a nub leg that ended up being a legend. Meanwhile, Rory, aka Snow Cone, shares a gang story. Then Rory and Julian offer some insight on Greek Life. Is puberty only respected from the women’s side? The guys discuss how difficult it is to be bricked up all day with no out. Should men be allowed to become a gynecologist? This question splits the room and causes a heated debate to close out the episode. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as TI's character in ATL, parents on Only Fans, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gotta start off with letting you know that the opening track is "My Phone Can Die" ft. Ari Lennox & James Fauntleroy, the latest single out of Rory's album that officially drops next week! This episode the crew talks about Jay-Z wanting to open a whole casino in the middle of Times Sq, and why Rick Ross doesn't care about permits for his future car show. Then we get into Charlamagne finally paying his d*ck debt after Adidas and Kanye start business back together. Meanwhile, J Prince meets up with NBA Young Boy while also giving him a fair warning about Drake. Timbaland is making a new program that features and highlights the use of A.I bringing back the voices of your favorite artists that have passed. As always we go through your voicemails & Mal goes through Ray Allen's starting five and unpacks the fact that he set Lebron as his sixth man. We also got a NEW SHOW on Patreon called "RAM RADIO", so don't forget to check that out over at Patreon.com/NEWRORYNMAL.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self! Happy Tuesday Gang! Rory found his (Irish) people over the weekend in a small town upstate and shared his experience with us (09:37). Meanwhile, Demaris was "calmly" outside (14:18) and catches us up on her weekend. And then... we get to the sh*ts. Former President Trump had an attempt on his life and the internet is convinced that it was staged. We give our professional assessment of the footage and let you know what REALLY happened... allegedly (21:37). We then get into the official review of Eminems long awaited album 'The Death of Slim Shady' - and do a few lyric breakdowns (53:36). This convo leads into the guys their giving their opinion on other 'GOAT' rappers whowho have an overrated catalog (1:16:27). Speaking of rappers, Mase addresses J. Prince calling him out over Shakir Stevenson comments, and we address some of his interesting points (1:28:16). J Prince would never let Michael Ealy lift his girl off the ground though, Jonathan Majors can't relate (1:39:10). We then get into voicemails, both of which lead Mal to put his foot down on "platonic" friendships (1:46:40) For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We hope all of our mom listeners had a wonderful Mother’s Day! Now let's get to what happens when your kid doesn’t listen. Ja Morant is doing his best to ruin his career. We react to his second suspension. Meanwhile, Lil Durk is doing his best to escape a lifestyle that Ja seems to be running towards. J Cole has a line that sparks a conversation about rappers that passed. We then discuss the difficulty of bringing people up with you. Speaking of uplifting people, Lil Wayne left a show because of how people were treating his new artists. In good news, Jamie Foxx is in good health despite what many outlets were publishing. We’re back with our second installment of voicemails and these are some good ones. Tune in to hear our advice, as well as discussions on the Knicks season, our Finals predictions, Brittney Griner’s return, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Friday…now give us our flowers. Recently we’ve been predicting a lot in the culture and to no surprise the streak continues. Mal was right about Kanye and Adidas coming together, while Julian predicted Tucker Carlson’s next career move. Meanwhile, Tory Lanez was denied a new trial. Staying in music (kind of) does Jay Z have an unclaimed son? Speaking of sons, Robert De Niro at the young age of 79 is having another child…this leads to a wild one-liner from Demaris. We react to Doja Cat’s recent tweets and give props to the Knicks for fighting for another game. Stay till the end as we introduce our new VOICEMAIL segment. If you’d like to have your question answered on air and hear your voice on the pod please subscribe to Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re back from our BRAND NEW STUDIO! Everyone, including Baisely, has a mic stand. We figured Rory deserved his house back so we agreed to surprise him for his birthday. Admittedly this was a big weekend for the team. Not only did we get a new studio, but Demaris is now Cardi B’s family. We react to the clip from Cardi’s IG Live of her shouting out Demaris for support. Cardi also has some words directed at Mal. The beef continues (pause) but with the whites. MGK responds to Jack Harlow and Rory is forced to choose a side. Chris Brown and Usher allegedly had an altercation over the weekend in Vegas, while Diddy and Jermaine Dupree may have agreed to terms for a Verzuz. We discuss A.I. technology and how much we would hate the A.I. versions of ourselves. Spreadie Gibbs was the best thing trending over the weekend. We react to that interesting situation. We end with music and discuss Ed’s big win for the whites, Armani White’s album, and Conway’s album. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as the NBA playoffs. Are the Knicks a lost cause? And will Anthony Davis stay healthy? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

First things first…everyone go wish Rory a.k.a. The Ginger King, Roaring Ror’s, Young Train Conductor, one third of the Chew Live Crew, and the son of Jake, a happy May the 4th be with you/birthday. NY had a big week with the Met Gala so we took it upon ourselves to review the cat-themed fits. Somehow this turned into us reminiscing on our favorite old cartoons. We come back to current events and discuss the writer's strike, Roy Woods Jr. White House Correspondent speech and Ed Sheeran’s bold move if he doesn’t win. Staying on lawsuits, Frank Ocean is not happy with one fan in particular. Meanwhile, Brent Faiyaz inks a big pay day. Demaris claims Ice Spice has no talent which leads to a debate. What is an instant classic? Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, J Cole’s Finsta?, Billy McFarland vs. Ja Rule boxing match, Smokey Robinson and Diana Ross, and an update on the NBA Playoffs + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's big Taurus season. Last week we celebrated Baisley’s b-day and this Friday we’ll celebrate Rory turning the year Jesus died/Larry Bird year. Rory doesn’t know it yet, but we have a surprise party planned for him (it’s okay, he doesn’t read the descriptions). Anyway, Mal was bumping knees court-side with Jack Harlow at the Knicks game. Sadly, only Jack was fortunate enough to have Kyle Lowry jump on his lap. Let’s stay on Jack (pause) we give our review of his album and then discuss him self-proclaiming as the “hardest whiteboy in rap.” Mal reverts back to last week’s episode and calls Rory out for his Doja/J Cole take. In other music news, Ed Sheeran is facing a lawsuit against Marvin Gaye’s estate. Meanwhile false rumors about Coi Leray and Latto surface over the weekend from the Something in The Water Festival. This leads to a heated discussion about Cardi B and her Grammy win / her career as an artist. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, DaBaby remaining canceled, the NBA Playoffs (we rank our top 5) + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Friday to all you ghetto superstars. We start by discussing the deeper, darker criminal link between The Fugees and our government. Staying on music, we speculate why Jack Harlow is deciding to put an album out now with no promo. This leads to a deeper discussion about Doja Cat’s speculative rap album. While they figure out how to shape their careers, Kendrick is in full stride after grossing the highest rap tour. Then we put our conspiracy cap on after Tucker Carlson’s response video. Is he still working with Fox? In sad news we lost a daytime tv legend, Jerry Springer. We reminisce on some of the craziest moments in his show’s history. Like setting up the KKK to get in a fight. Speaking of a set up, Vlad has a new show with Compton Cops and Rory offers an interesting take. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, Emmett Till’s accuser finally taking a dirt nap, the Knicks advancing to the second round, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Well it’s the beginning of the week, and this podcast is now your only source for accurate news after both Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson have been fired. Over the weekend Demaris had a non-vip concert experience with a bumpy bathroom experience. Speaking of bumps, we react to Usher saying he’d do a Super Bowl Halftime show. Weekend 2 at Coachella has finally come to a close (sans Frank) and Latto used her performance to address some beef. Staying on beef, Jim Jones continues to pester Pusha T in a recent interview which prompts a subtle response from Pusha. We continue to reminisce about past beef which moves Rory (pause). Julian drops another random celebrity interaction, while 11-year-old Rory annoyed Benzino at a Miami Heat game. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as the Knicks moving one game closer to the second round, Tank vs. Ryan Garcia, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Friday! We’re back for a tumultuous episode as we head into the weekend. Out the gate we press Demaris about why women get to steal every holiday. We find out how Mal would fare as a step-dad (it’s not good). We’re back to giving Frank Ocean his flowers as the new CEO of the Bare Minumum Boys Club (BMF). While Frank was disappointing his fans, Chance The Rapper was upsetting his household. Did he have a hall pass in Jamaica for Carnival? Mal reacts to Lil Uzi’s alter ego, Leslie (that’s not hip-hop). Meanwhile, we continue to see Jonathan Majors' career spiral towards Tubi. Mal introduces an interesting conspiracy regarding the Ralph Yarl shooting and Shaun King’s involvement. Rory warns of a satellite crashing into Earth (if you’re reading this congrats you dodged the debris). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as Bud Light's revenue loss (cue Rory and Julian’s redneck voices), a deep analysis of an odd dream Demaris had, why we should encourage the death penalty, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We apologize in advance for Rory’s behavior throughout this episode. We start by supporting the union of Nicki and Ice Spice, but also predict how long it’ll last. This past Sunday, Rory, Mal, and Julian went to the Apollo to see Lil Wayne. Rather quickly we learned that Mal really isn’t a Wayne fan (argument ensues). In other disappointing concert news, Frank Ocean left everyone at Coachella upset after many technical problems and turning his set into karaoke. Speaking of karaoke, is it hip-hop for Usher to give 21 Savage a mic to sing? Even worse, is it hip-hop for Rory to DM Drake laughing emojis and never get a response? Friendships tend to come to a close which is also the case for Ja Rule and Billy McFarland. Did you hear about the woman that claimed to have hooked up with 6 guys a day for a week? This leads into a conversation about the double standard between men and women and of course high school bleachers get involved. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, $200k in dimes getting stolen, Netflix’s ‘Beef’, Knicks/Lakers playoff wins, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Friday to everyone that joined the Bare Minumum Club. Today is the last day the shirts will be available. Get yours before the sale ends! Now let’s talk about Coachella. Who keeps booking A$AP Rocky as a headliner? Let’s stay on music and discuss the new albums from Daniel Caesar & Rae Sremmurd. Is Daniel Caesar still canceled and why’d he call out Rory like that? and the Dalai Lama still on the loose? Speaking of tongue sucking, Nick Cannon says he should have his next child with Taylor Swift. Since the simulation seems to be simulating let’s talk about how men are getting fake abs (even some of your favorite artists). Meanwhile, Woah Vicky calls out Lil Nas X for faking his sexuality (the irony). *Trigger Warning* we discuss how a man was moved to commit suicide after chatting with an AI bot. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, the downfall of CNN+, Justin Timberlake making black people music again, new shows to watch, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self. Talk to us nice, or don't talk at all! Julian interrupted our pre-production meeting about threesomes and other important things to get our live reaction of making Complex's 2024 Hip Hop Media Power Ranking List, coming in at a whopping number 13 out of 25. We go through the list and read the nice words written about us, and reminisce on that got us here in the first place - our amazing unbiased coverage of the biggest hip-hop beef of the decade. Julian informs us that he got his first physical in 5 years this week, and the guys have a semi-mature conversation about prostate and colon care that they have scheduled (16:10). It's the Queen Bee Lil Kim's 50th b(earth)day, so Rory poses a question for the team - Lil Kim's verse on Quiet Storm Remix vs. Nicki Minaj's verse on Monster - which one hits harder (23:35)? Speaking of hip-hop greatness, Eminem dropped his album today! The team hasn't heard it yet, but they talk about how they are on the edge of their seats with anticipation (33:23). This episode is all over the place with the most random of discussions, including hawk-tuah girl's 15 minutes of fame (36:15), but more importantly, what exactly makes Rory, Mal, & Julian all the same... well, through the eyes of a woman, of course (43:09). Also, why didn't you guys tell us that Lébròn was Panamanian (48:21)?!? LRJ brought Sexyy Red & Andre 3k together as the true A&R he is, and we call Andre out on his BS. We have voicemails! A listener is accusing Mal of trying to slide on his girl, so we as loyal NRM community leaders call him to the podium to explain himself (56:32). The next voicemail is from a young lady wondering how she should handle the racist family of the man she is attempting to have a child with (1:05:31). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Bare Minumum Boys are back to business. Rory and Mal directly address the cat burglar with (once again) the truth. After they set the record straight we get to the funnies. Religion has perfected the tax write off and pedo behavior. Do you, or have you, ever kissed your parents on the mouth? Speaking of predatory spaces, Hulu is making a Freaknik doc and aunties across the country are getting ahead of the footage. We then review Drake’s new track and offer reasoning on why this song isn’t it. The music conversation continues with an interesting discussion around 6lack and Chloe’s low first week numbers. Finally, we end with sports. Telfon Donnie was at UFC 287, which had Mal fired up, while the Knicks playoff run begins next week. Tune in as the BMB’s manage to discuss all of this + more without mic stands! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Don’t act like you didn’t listen to Linkin Park. Let’s jump right into music and start with Summer Jam. We discuss the lineup and the danger of the new location. This conversation leads to a deeper analysis of female rappers and what type of artists get pushed. Then we discuss the double-standard surrounding being bi-curious. In political news, Mal’s favorite Big T has officially been indicted. Will he remain ten toes? Or will he snitch? Insert our response to another reddit thread. Eventually, we return to the ongoing LSU saga. Would you go to the white house? Tune in as the guys discuss this, as well as why Eddin eats Shake Shack at the airport, Rory getting gray hair, another Mal c*vid theory + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mal is still committing to Ramadan while Rory just discovered lent is coming to an end, which retroactively means he gave up lent for lent. Meanwhile, Eddin reunited with Whoreible Decisions and shared Demaris’s rose party, while Julian went to another Knicks game. Needless to say, none of us were at Dreamville. In Raleigh, Drake gave J Cole his flowers and dedicated a song to him so we ask which song the guys would sing for each other. If they’re not up to sing they could always use AI. Did you watch the Women’s National Championship game? Such as most conversations go, this great basketball was overshadowed by a media blitz of racial double standards. Rory brings up an interesting angle that points the finger back at the media as the culprit. Is it tricking if you pay for someone’s divorce? And should it be socially acceptable to micro-dose crack? Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices