Explorez tous les épisodes du podcast My Momma Told Me
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| Post Ghost Cobbler (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) | 03 Sep 2024 | 00:54:38 | |
Are church ladies who speak in tongues suppressed hoes? Langston and David answer a listener's email about this conspiracy theory and go deep into Black churches and what "giving yourself to the Lord" means. The guys also ask themselves what God means to them. Don't worry, this existential conversation is temporary as soon as we hop into "post-ghost cobbler" and how what all these church hoes need is just a meal at Denny's. JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES: WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods! DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Ofay The Gay Away: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode | 29 Aug 2024 | 00:33:43 | |
Langston and David answer a listener’s email about Black gay men using white women as beards. WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods! DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room) ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Savage X Fentanyl (with X Mayo) | 30 Jul 2024 | 01:27:59 | |
Are drugs being laced with fentanyl by the government? Langston and David sit down with X Mayo (The Daily Show with Trevor Noah) to talk about this conspiracy theory. They talk about the rise of fentanyl in drugs, walk down the history of the legalization of certain drugs, deregulation, and how certain drugs are used as a political tool purposely targeted towards groups to lose/gain monetarily. Of course, all these motifs are fueled by racism and capitalism. Plus, talks of Kendrick and Drake arise, which will be a "Forever Subject" on this podcast. INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| KhlO. J. (with Xosha Roquemore) | 26 Sep 2023 | 00:54:52 | |
Is Khloe Kardashian's biological father O.J. Simpson? Langston and David chat with actress Xosha Roquemore about Brentwood's best kept secret. They discuss Kris Jenner's multiple marital affairs and Kardashian family has driven the economy in the Dominican Republic. Who is actually Khloe's father? Why haven't they addressed the BBLs on their reality show? What's a key party? More questions will be answered in this episode. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Interview With a Vampire in a Shiny Suit: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode | 21 Sep 2023 | 00:30:17 | |
Langston and David answer a listener's email about Steve Harvey being an energy vampire. DENVER, WE'RE COMING TO HIGH PLAINS COMEDY FESTIVAL: Get your tickets here! Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Sweet Homing Device Alabama (with Papp Johnson) | 19 Sep 2023 | 01:01:42 | |
Was the Alabama Riverfront brawl a cover-up for aliens? Langston and David hang out with Papp Johnson (Timeless on YouTube) about this conspiracy theory he brought up at the Los Angeles live show. Are the aliens hiding in plain disguise to throw off planet Earth? Why didn't anyone pull out a gun in an open carry state? How many billions of planets have life? What's a baby BBL? We ask so many questions in this wild episode, plus Langston threatens to go down on your wife. DENVER, WE'RE COMING TO HIGH PLAINS COMEDY FESTIVAL: Get your tickets here! Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| My Momma Told Me Live from Seattle! | 15 Sep 2023 | 01:18:11 | |
My Momma Told Me live episodes are available on the first Friday of every month on Diamond Bonus. Live episodes will become available to the public two weeks later. Bye, bitch! Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| White Nonsense Makes No Sense!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode | 14 Sep 2023 | 00:17:32 | |
Langston and David roast a listener's email about the white perspective of Black men wearing the dress. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| White Aliens Can't Jump (with Skyler Higley) | 12 Sep 2023 | 00:52:11 | |
Are white people aliens? Langston and David talk with recent My Momma Told Me live guest, Skyler Higley (Conan), about this wild conspiracy theory, the connections between Mormonism and extraterrestrial life, and where the hell the Caucasus region is. Is adoption another form of abduction? Allergies from the sun and more are also discussed in this crazy episode. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| The Coon Is YOU: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode | 07 Sep 2023 | 00:23:17 | |
Langston and David answer an avid listener's email about Crispus Attucks and encourages demonstrations at future tours. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Snitchy Itchy Titty Committee (with Punkie Johnson) | 05 Sep 2023 | 00:47:51 | |
When your left titty itches, does that mean your man is cheating on you? Langston and David talk with Punkie Johnson (LOL Network: Love Thang Podcast) about this Black conspiracy theory she heard from her father. There are distinct differences between a left and right titty itch and what they bring forth. Also, male and female sweat and itches are fully discussed. Talks occur of Nia Long and Sommore having a family reunion only for the benefit of Punkie and David. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Weather Machines Don’t Care about Black People: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode | 31 Aug 2023 | 00:30:54 | |
Langston and David answer a listener's email about Hurricane Katrina being controlled by a weather machine. Plus, talks of Jackie Chan take over the chat. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Half Past Black (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) | 29 Aug 2023 | 01:11:15 | |
Is there such thing as "Color People Time"? Langston and David sit down for the first time together in the studio. They answer a listener's email about this conspiracy theory. They discuss the white standards with time construct and how Jesus gets involved. Is A.D. and B.C. even necessary? How tall was Mohammed? All these questions don't get answered, but hey, we know for a fact no one likes a time Nazi. White people need to chill about time and we pray for Scottie Pippen. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod
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| America's Next Cop Model: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode | 25 Jul 2024 | 00:16:45 | |
Langston and David answer a listener's email about Black cop roles in TV and Film. INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| BONUS: David Gborie on "Bombing with Eric Andre" | 24 Aug 2023 | 00:19:48 | |
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| Black Man in a Little Dress (with Devon Walker) | 22 Aug 2023 | 00:58:19 | |
Do Black men in Hollywood have to put on a dress to succeed in Hollywood? Langston and David try on different ideas with Devon Walker (Saturday Night Live) about this popular barbershop conspriacy. They name the Mount Rushmore of Black men in dresses and what does it mean to be masculine. Musicians take a swing at putting on dresses, but are they really contributing to the conversation. Two words: Sylvia Plath Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod CHICAGO, NYC, & PITTSBURGH TICKET DETAILS IN LINK BELOW: My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Madea Goes to the Multiverse: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode | 17 Aug 2023 | 00:28:45 | |
Langston and David use this mini episode to dive into the conspiracies of Black films. They kick off with Diary of a Mad Black Woman and explore the "Black Girl Magic" of it all. Lots of questions arise around Tyler Perry. Is he trying to destroy the Black communities with his movies? Did he get the right film permits? Most importantly, did Shemar Moore keep that wig on the whole time? Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod HOUSTON & AUSTIN TICKET DETAILS IN LINK BELOW: My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| My Momma Told Me LIVE at The Elysian Theater! (with Garrick Bernard, Sydnee Washington, Yassir Lester, and Laci Mosley) | 15 Aug 2023 | 01:36:47 | |
Langston and David would like to gift the listeners the FIRST live show of the pod at The Elysian Theater in Los Angeles. Guests include Garrick Bernard, Sydnee Washington, Yassir Lester, and Laci Mosley. Get a taste of the live show and go check out The Fluoride and Barbicide tour at a city near you! Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod HOUSTON & AUSTIN TICKET DETAILS IN LINK BELOW: My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Milk Milk Lemonade On Your Face a Beard is Made: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode | 10 Aug 2023 | 00:22:06 | |
Langston and David answer an email about urine being helpful when it comes to growing facial hair. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod SEATTLE + LOS ANGELES! TICKET DETAILS IN LINK BELOW: My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| NBC to National Bill Cosby (with Bridget Todd) | 08 Aug 2023 | 00:55:42 | |
Did Bill Cosby try to buy NBC? Langston and David chat with Bridget Todd (There Are No Girls On The Internet Podcast) about this conglomerate of a conspiracy. They discuss being a "Cosby" family, television raising them, and the downfall of America's deadbeat dad. Was it just white people afraid of his popularity on TV? Who knows. We don't condone Bill Cosby or Terry Crews. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Baby, You Got What I Weed: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode | 03 Aug 2023 | 00:32:52 | |
Langston and David answer an email about smoking weed during pregnancy leaves babies with dark lips. Dates and special guests are announced for the Fluoride and Barbicide Tour. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| That Ex Is Made For Walkin' (with Sequoia Holmes) | 01 Aug 2023 | 00:55:09 | |
If you buy your romantic partners shoes will they walk out of your life? Langston and David are joined by Sequoia Holmes (Black People Love Paramore Podcast) about this old wives tale. The question of receiving or buying shoes is on the table, plus do custom made gifts put you in deeper water about commitment. More importantly, do you end up keeping them? Langston and David don't hold back on New Balances. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| A Sick P*ssy Detector: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode | 27 Jul 2023 | 00:19:23 | |
Langston and David answer a listener's email about putting earwax on vaginas in order to detect STIs. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Puff Puff Pass That Ass (Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams) | 25 Jul 2023 | 00:49:30 | |
Is Diddy turning our hip hop heroes into sex slaves? Langston and David disuss with Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams (Fraudsters on Last Podcast Network) about this popular Internet conspiracy theory. Talks of the queer spectrum, Clive Davis rumors, and just eccentric millionaires doing the absolute most. We all remember Diddy dressing up as the Joker and starting public fights. Is this a cry for help? Or is it Diddy just being Diddy. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| The MIB-List (with Malik B) | 23 Jul 2024 | 01:01:02 | |
Are the Men in Black real? Langston and David discuss this far-out conspiracy theory with Malik B (Complex's Funniest People on the Internet). The three discuss the many disguises aliens take, including humans, specifically Michael B. Jordan. Deja vu is discussed and how much that comes into play when dealing with the MIB and the origin story of the organization. This conversation goes all over the place, but you know we love alien talk on this podcast! Plus, talks of Family Feud occur. We are always rooting for Black family contestants. Lastly, a Chik-fil-a story. INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| It's All Grecian To Me: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode | 20 Jul 2023 | 00:20:27 | |
Langston and David answer a listener's email about Medusa being a Black woman. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a B*tch (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) | 18 Jul 2023 | 00:55:55 | |
Do butterflies in your stomach mean you're in love or is your body warning you about that person? Langston and David talk are extra lengths about a fan's conspiracy theory and what our brain is actually trying to warn us. We fully acknowledge how our brain has let us astray in the past and what the human connection really brings forth to all of us. Also, if Dennis Graham is reading this, it's not too late to come on the pod! Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| The Michael Blackson Paradox: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode | 13 Jul 2023 | 00:20:54 | |
Langston and David answer a listener's email about Maya Angelou's voice being performative in the public eye. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod My Momma Told Me is going out tour! Find your nearest city here and get your tickets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Mississippi Burning of The Third Kind (with Khari Johnson) | 11 Jul 2023 | 00:51:43 | |
Did the Pascagoula alien abductions happen? Langston and David make contact with Khari Johnson (Pause with Sam Jay) to talk about this Southern conspiracy theory. Boy scout stories are bound to pop up as they find video reenactments of the kidnappings online. Lots of questions asked and sad truths realized throughout the discussion. Also, why are those Avatar aliens so thick? Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Back That Gazz Up: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) | 06 Jul 2023 | 00:21:24 | |
Langston and David answer a listener's email about gas prices being cheaper in the hood. Math and the state of Wyoming get involved in this mini episode. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Devil Coons (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE | 04 Jul 2023 | 01:14:15 | |
We will return with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime, please rate and review the podcast here! Bye bitch! Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! --- Is all secular music a sin? Langston and David dive deep into this listener-submitted conspiracy theory that explores homemade documentaries on Facebook about the group Earth, Wind, and Fire, talks about Eddie Murphy meeting infamous satanist Sammy Davis Jr., and warning listeners not to do the "King Ding A Ling" in front of a mirror. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Republic of the Quantum: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode | 29 Jun 2023 | 00:22:51 | |
Langston and David answer a listener’s very confusing email about spiritual dimensions, or something vaguely George Clooney related. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Devil In a Sundress (with Lisa Beasley) | 27 Jun 2023 | 00:55:45 | |
When it rains and the sun is shining, does that means the devil is beating his wife? Langston and David speak with Lisa Beasley (South Side) about this classic spiritual Black conspiracy theory. There are talks about what whether devil's wife looks like an Instagram Baddie or a female version of Goro from Mortal Kombat. We encourage our listeners to send us drawings and ask an important question: what restaurant would the Devil take his wife to? Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Boom Goes The Neighborhood: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode | 22 Jun 2023 | 00:15:45 | |
Langston and David answer a listener's email about fireworks being placed in Black neighborhoods to cause chaos in the community. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Burnt & Turnt (with Sydnee Washington) | 20 Jun 2023 | 01:03:47 | |
Should you burn your own hair, so people can't cast a spell on you? Langston and David invite MMTM’s most chaotic guest Sydnee Washington (Inside Amy Schumer) back on the podcast to discuss this conspiracy theory. They dabble in talks of dark magic, Sydnee accidentally burning her house down, and much more. Plus, she is determined to become the third host. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Uncut & Unbothered : Motherf*ckin Mini Episode | 18 Jul 2024 | 00:16:09 | |
Langston and David answer an email from a listener about the uncut and cut dicks that have been in their lives. INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| chatGPT vs. Everybody: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode | 15 Jun 2023 | 00:20:33 | |
Langston and David answer a listener's email about A.I. and chatGPT has replaced the podcast. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Churches ChicKKKen (with Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar) | 13 Jun 2023 | 00:59:35 | |
Is Churches Chicken owned by the KKK and trying to sterilize Black men through their food? Langston and David are joined by sibling duo Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar (The Amber & Lacey, Lacey & Amber Show!) to discuss this hot topic that consumes Omaha, Nebraska. We are familiar with KKK business conspiracies, but this one leads them down a rabbit hole of what true intentions the KKK has to spread their hate. One thing's for sure: the KKK are the RC Cola of white supremacy and Lacey will fight gas station chicken. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Pimp My Church: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode | 08 Jun 2023 | 00:18:57 | |
Langston and David answer a listener's email about pimps moonlighting as pastors. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Sad to the Bone (with Jordan Temple) | 06 Jun 2023 | 01:01:54 | |
Do Black people get depressed? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory with former MMTM guest, Jordan Temple (Abbott Elementary). They are entertained by "freestyle" therapy, crack therapy, and discuss why this is such a hot topic in the Black community. This episode will make you think, and also make you thankful for your white wife. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Too Hemmitt Too Furious: Motherf*ckin Mini-Episode | 01 Jun 2023 | 00:19:55 | |
Langston and David discuss another theory from Bobby Hemmitt that black people originally settled in Ireland, France, Russia, and Bosnia-- but not Herzegovina. Also, we invented Riverdance. That part makes sense. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| What Happened to Lil Bow Wow? (with Langston and David) | 30 May 2023 | 00:42:44 | |
Happy birthday Hip Hop! Langston and David go through the Lil Bow Wow timeline, and his evolution from being a rapper no one could admit liking to the hilarious, successful black man he is today, and his future. They also discuss Comeback King Corey Feldman and how he's doing (not well). Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!
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| Catcalling is for Cannibalistic Savages: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode | 25 May 2023 | 00:20:02 | |
Langston and David respond to a listener's email about black men who catcall women sound like cannibalistic savages. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Pedo Mustaches (with Steelo Brim) | 23 May 2023 | 00:42:55 | |
Are mustaches always associated with white pedophiles? Does the lack of a mustache imply the same thing for black men? If anything, either situation is questionable. Langston and David sit down with Steelo Brim (MTV's Ridiculousness) on this polarizing conspiracy theory. Langston commends Lil Bow Wow for being the Logan Roy of durags, and we ask you to see that we are men who bleed, and have technical difficulties sometimes. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Cauliflower Rear: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode | 18 May 2023 | 00:14:39 | |
Langston and David answer a listener's email about backshots making your butt big. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Emission Impossible (with John and Tyler from The Jenkins & Jonez Pod) | 16 May 2023 | 00:52:44 | |
Does EVERYTHING kill your sperm count? Langston and David sit down with John and Tyler of The Jenkins & Jonez podcast and chat about a range of things that can impact your sperm count from Mountain Dew to cellphones and 5G. This conversation goes all over the place and we have the great discussion of "is it 'laptop' or 'labtop.'" Either way, make sure you keep your airfryer away from yourself and it's never too late to learn how to swim. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| The Circumdecision (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) | 16 Jul 2024 | 00:56:25 | |
Does circumcision stunt the growth of penises? Langston and David answer a listener's email about doctors purposefully doing that to Black boys. Discussions of personal "peters" and lots of Internet searches go down. David accidentally doesn't turn off his Google image search. We all are terrified. Plus, David and Langston try to explain the process by using an index finger and water bottle. This episode is not for the "faint of heart", but oh boy, are there clippable moments. INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Gesundheit or Die!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode | 11 May 2023 | 00:22:57 | |
Langston and David answer a listener's email about saying "bless you" when a person sneezes or they could die. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Sippin Some Head (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) | 09 May 2023 | 00:37:09 | |
Are African leader's heads being kept in jars in Europe? Langston and David go down the TikTok rabbit hole on this viral Black conspiracy theory. They talk about the history of body parts being collected as war trophies, museums messed up motives on displaying bodies, and Boyz II Men. Makes us question a lot of things throughout this episode, like Langston buying a tuxedo. Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to mymommapod@gmail.com We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||
| Biracial Booty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) | 04 May 2023 | 00:16:28 | |
We will be back with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime enjoy this MMTM classic mini-episode. Rate and review the podcast at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me/id1523712290 -- Langston and David answer a listener's email about knowing which biracial parent is Black based off their booty. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. | |||