Today on the show... it’s pre-Brochella, you’re doing what with hotel sheets, and do you remember your first poke?! Plus, we chat about why kids' musical recorders should be cancelled, moons and charging crystals, and why it’s time to bring back TV ads. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week's episode features sock chat, first-night fever, a ranking of potatoes, what the twelvies are saying now, and, of course, animals doing odd things. We also discuss sleeping in a different bed to your partner, Caitlin hitting some new "mildstones" on holiday with her boyfriend, and Frank’s adorable version of a thumbs-up. Brodie also wants to know: why do adults have soft toys hanging off their designer bags? Plus — SPOILER ALERT — a White Lotus finale review... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we're all about the Grammys, and we discuss a potential new appreciation for one of the world's most offensive words. We dive into a bizarre news story about a woman who used a gassy revenge tactic on her boyfriend’s ex. And we debate whether a sandwich should be called a ‘sambo’ or a ‘sando,’ question the underwhelming nature of pears, and ponder whether we’d rather spend six weeks in prison or eat 12 live spiders. It’s all a little silly... *Even by our standards, this episode comes with an extra strong language warning!* Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She's a bit of a shorter episode this week but all our remaining minutes will be carried over to our FIRST LIVE SHOW WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!! (Which ya'll will get next Monday and that will be the episode for the week FYI). But don't worry, there's still time to talk about Jason Momoa. And Kombucha. And cucumbers. And Frank graduating!!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back and we realise that we are indeed of an age where we enjoy a DRY WHITE WINE (can only be said in the voice though). Nevermind the recession, what about how many negative quarters in a row we've dealt with in regards to the man shortage (mancession - see what we did there). Mount Dads - IYKYK Beige flags. Doggies in the bed. Soup for life. Love y'all xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We learn all about blue vulvas today! Brodie has another rant about Frank Green water bottles (I mean she hardly ever rants) AND a hot, steaming, fresh dog poo update. Gracie is dicing with danger aka cutting Pumpkins - why are they so RUTHLESS to deal with? Caitlin cried during The Little Mermaid and we fully support that but we CANNOT get around a tomato bene (you'll understand when you hear it right at the end). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you suck on the chicken wing? Are you down with the black tights and white socks trend that's back? Do you hook your bra up properly? Should you be able to use marathons to find love and is the race bib the answer? Should you make sure your car is clean before getting a WOF? SO MANY QUESTIONS! We bloody love your support, and would love it even more if you like and subscribe the show wherever you listen to it (subscribe on Apple, follow on Spotify). Thanks for listening xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've come to the conclusion that we are indeed basic bitches (yes, just today haha) and we actually really happy with it. Brodie gives an update on Flirt School and while it was super fun and there was learnings...it's still a grim outlook out there folks. We urge Caitlin to do some DM sliding. Gracie is in a nude nail era and is also having a wild time on the Apple Ciders and we are here for it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're pretty sure herpes, hickeys and hard eggs were talked about in the first five minutes but it'll give you an idea of the tone of the podcast today...   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've got a new term to describe the various levels of takeaways and we think it'll stick. It's Masturbation May in case you didn't know, but shit it's high maintenance. Are you into dudes that have that "pub grime" look? We have a dating app update, and some wise advice for one of our single sisters!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You best believe we dive into every orifice of the Met Gala. We love it, we hate it, we love to love and hate it at the same time ok?!?!?! Caitlin is having a much deserved holiday, but the other two have essentially had a rebirth! Brodie gives a debrief on the Routeburn Classic. Gracie had a gorgie night out. And a dick-shaped iceberg discovered by a man from Dildo. Not even kidding. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gracie thinks the only thing AI might be good for is coming up with our punishing social media captions. Brodie thinks she knows where her final resting place is. Caitlin learns what a berm is. Another quick Coachella debrief. Gumboot tea, cauliflower and white cowboy boots.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Undies as pants for fashion? We possibly spent way too long on this. Barbie the movie better have the sex scenes we created when we had Barbies or we're not watching... There's also some emotional dumping in this episode... And the trickiest listener question to date... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So we have a new segment and it's called "I've been thinking" and we hit the ground running with seagulls (Brodie thinks they're misunderstood). We discuss the importance of the protest and how it can help make you feel less helpless. The bush is apparently back and hey look, if that's you, go off queens. We get a bit frothy at the mouth over potato fritters. And we learn the staggering amount of time it takes to make sourdough.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She's absolutely chocka this week! We learn where the rizz actually comes from. Two rockstars feature on the podcast this week, Penny Lancaster (aka Rod Stewart's wife) and of course, the Honky Donkey at the Fairlie show... Plus we catch up with Jenna from Mortgages with Jenna, to answer some very helpful questions about buying a house, getting a mortgage, basically all that overwhelming adulting stuff we all need to know about! To contact her, go to https://www.mortgageswithjenna.co.nz/  (Paid partnership) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Caitlin is 32 and still gets an Easter Egg delivered to her door at Easter. There are hot cross buns that cost SIX DOLLARS. We possibly will offend the entire vegan community this week... We want to cancel toilet spray. And how to deal with cheating boyfriends. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There was an ugly pash this week and it got us reminiscing about pub pashes. Why are shrugs creeping their way back in? Is miso soup overrated, underrated or perfectly rated? *note we had technical difficulties on this record, so apologies for the audio sounding different. XXX See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Frank is LIVE in the studio for his first podcast and he NAILED it!! We break the news to Gracie that Crocs are dangerous. Don't mix tequila and fireball shots. Are paper towels an important part of your kitchen life? And do you wash your tea towels with your clothes?! Very wholesome today as you can see! X See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've decided Tuesday is the worst day of the week...hence why we normally record on a Wednesday! But anyway here we are. We discuss the merits of a good roast (both types haha). Footpath etiquette. Josh Emett and his hasselback potatoes. Riding in cars with boys. Paying to get into clubs. Flying fried rice. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang is all back together and IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER!! You best believe there's a BIG Harry debrief. Gracie got second ear piercings and we all want second ear piercings. Brodie's back from off the grid and off the grid was good, and Caitlin's made a skin decision. And, are there other uses for a hearse?!?!?!?!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Meg Mansell joins Caitlin and Gracie to talk of life as a new (ish) mum. We talk relationships, sleeping separately, going back to work, nipples, expectations, in-laws, all the good stuff. It’s all there even though we only a short amount of time, we love Meg!  B is back next week, see you then! xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

B is off the grid for 2 weeks, so Gracie and Caitlin are fumbling their way through the agenda this week!  Gracie shares more on the beautiful ups and downs of breastfeeding and newborns and brings a great yet, slightly disturbing game  Caitlin has a hot tip on heatless curls and realises she knows nothing at all about Europe and geography  And another amazing life update from another beautiful mama x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gracie arrives to the poddy fresh from dealing with a Frank poonami which makes Brodie reminisce about the times she poonami'd (SHE WAS A BABY TOO FYI). Caitlin learns about the difference between a top and a front... Does ssssshhhhhh offend you? Plus, an AMAZING life update from one of our wonderful listeners.  xxx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have the most special catch up with Gracie, who shares such a beautiful, honest story about how Frank arrived in this world!  Meanwhile, thanks to the inspiration from our amazing listeners - Caitlin is slowly being convinced to shoot her shot at the gym, and Brodie's poised and ready to go too (not sure who with though haha). And we go hard against Apple Watches... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First we do dive into the absolute cooked nature of the world we live in, but stay with us because with the shade comes some light! And by cooked nature, we're talking Trump, TikTok and the maniacal tech bros. Gracie admits to dabbling in a bit of envelope licking, and best you believe she snot-bongs Brodie too. Caitlin has an ambitious challenge set for the year, and reveals her Gen Z boyf hates a phone call. Plus changing your undies, awkward chat, and all hail the mighty minge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Monogamy, polyamory, open relationships, a sly threesome when you're in a relationship. What do you guys think of it all?! We are fascinated by the different ways in which people operate. Also, STFU if you have a problem with Sam Smith celebrating who they want to be. Caitlin and Brodie realise they urge dreams on, but sometimes it gets out of hand. And TALK TO THE BOY AT THE GYM!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are pillows the next best bed partner? Lion-heads as fashion - give us strength. Aire as a baby name - give us strength. Did you "peak" at high school? And what to do when all your life plans blow up in your face. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! It's just Caitlin and Brodie because our beautiful new Mum Gracie is at home with the most glorious wee boy Frank and they are doing so well, we are so happy for them and hoping our G is trying to get as much sleep as possible! It's a real delightful catch up about all the bits and bobs that happened over the silly season. That includes: the egg shortage, a one night stand, expired Christmas ham, black boots and festivals, and a broken flying fox. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can you believe the next time we record a podcast Gracie will have a wee baby boy! We are so excited and happy for Gracie and Ali, and know they are going to be the most wonderful parents! We recap the year, all the good, the bad, and the bits in between! And share some highlights and a couple of lowlights. Thank you for your amazing support again this year, it has truly meant the world to us, we LOVE YOU! X See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A MONSTER OF AN EPISODE... White Lotus, Love Island, Harry and Meghan. Hair extensions and pedal pushers. Milking boobies, plastic cheese and asparagus. And, Uber Drivers. And that doesn't even scratch the surface... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The great Kepler Challenge debrief after Brodie completes her first ultra marathon! We discuss all the great food we've lost this year. Should we be giving more compliments/feeding the egos when we're on the dating apps? Caitlin is contemplating spending New Year's Eve alone... Gracie had a Catfish marathon on her birthday and we are absolutely here for it.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gosh there's quite a bit of brain fry in this episode - we have no doubt you'll hear it - we blame the end of year f*ckery. Are you a hard launch or soft launch type of person? Do you hate when someone tells you you look like someone? And what do you put on your fruit sticks? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gosh there is a lot of poo chat this week - and we hear the first on air fart in the history of The Girls Uninterrupted! Brodie provides her post-marathon report and unfortunately it wasn't a good pick up spot. Caitlin fights the big fella and WINS. Gracie's body is up to all sorts of things, and she's really missing her exercise. And then we finish on poos...it's great! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WOMEN'S SPORT, WOMEN'S SPORT, WOMEN'S SPORT!!!!! Brodie's off to do the Queenstown Marathon and thinks it could be an opportunity for something else... Caitlin and Gracie change Brodie's phone life for the better. Gracie can't tie her shoelaces anymore. Caitlin burnt her head. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We had an absolute blast on a glorious Sunday afternoon in Christchurch! Thanks to everyone who came along, we hope you had a good time, and hope everyone who wasn't there enjoys some pretty hilarious chats - including a surprise cameo from Jo Kane at the end... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back and boy do we have some adventures to share with you! Gracie's adventures are to do with snot, spew and an electric air pump. Caitlin's adventures are to do with boys drinking milk, Natasha Bedingfield, and the worst possible moment for her card to decline. Brodie's adventures are to do with gummies with her mum in San Francisco, and paying her taxes in the sand whilst judging beach volleyball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Right so we're in November and we discuss whether we can start applying "f*ck it, it's Christmas" to everything... Caitlin shares an alarming fact about where she listens to Mariah's Christmas song. We're not impressed with Chrissy Teigen. Gracie's 31 weeks pregnant, had her final hypnobirthing class and needs some chafing cream. Brodie's working, running and tutu-ing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Plenty on the minutes today starting with Ye's contract with Adidas being ripped up over his antisemitic comments. Have you seen how terrifying ants are up close? We'll potentially offend the Swifties today so here's your warning... It takes a punishingly long time for Brodie to realise she was right all along with OOS. And, a story about The Pink Pig that will go down in history! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh my goodness WHAT A NIGHT!! Thank you so much to everyone who came to the live show at Wynyard Pavilion - we had an absolute blast! Hope everyone who couldn't make it enjoys this episode, we can tell you it's quite a different feeling saying all the stuff we say with faces looking back at you but we loved every minute! Thanks to our tour Sponsors, Puma and CeraVe - we couldn't have done it without you! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We share some absolute horror stories about old flatmates - everyone's got a shocker right? Caitlin's off to pottery classes and we cannot wait to see the results. Brodie flirted and wasn't successful but hey it was still a time. Gracie's in her third trimester and about to move house so she's all bloody go! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another mammoth episode because quite frankly it went so many places. Has alcohol become not cool? Are butter boards the new platter? A lesson on fingering. Cailtin's got to stop calling herself a Brat... Remember Deep Hard n Funky? And some advice for a young listener tempted to travel... Plus HEAPS more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The girls disagree on Anne Hathaway's double movie "glow ups". They geek out and remind you how important it is to vote in the Local Government elections. But don't worry, we get back into some dancey dancey doofy doofy (lol). What you can buy at Costco and who out of us is keen to go. We get some more fascinating learnings from Gracie's hypnobirthing classes. And couples who watch porn together... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BUSY MEETING TONIGHT!! We learn all about the "hymns" Caitlin used to sing. We dissect the Adam Levine cheating scandal. Baby names and pregnancy models. Rib boobs are cool. Handmaid's Tale arguments. And, we learn about "Floppy Face, Floppy Fanny". See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talk about whether you have to "embrace" grey hair or not... Would you go on a Cruise? Ballet flats are apparently making a comeback, and none of us are here for it. Gracie reports back from Sydney, Caitlin is about to graduate and Brodie is a day away from moving house so she's all go! And a really tricky listener question about career vs love... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We dissect the Don't Worry Darling drama because it's just SO GOOD! Age gaps: Do they matter? Are they any of our business? What's the problem? Plus there's some career chat, board meeting chat, relationship break up chat and Gracie is exploring hypnobirthing! Plus, flirting co-workers and kiss emojis... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can you remember sleepovers as a kid? They're part of growing up right? Corn boy, taco emojis and Britney Spears. Voting in local Govt is sexy and important. Boring adult shit. Mixed veggies. The Bog. xx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Meri Kirihimete whānau!  Just a little treat for your ears today incase they need a break from listening to Uncle Nigel.  We delve into our best and worst Christmas memories from across the years, a wee reminder that you don’t have to “deserve” your kai or work it off tomorrow, and Gracie has 2 outstanding facts for you to share at the dinner table.  Plus we give what we think are all the perfect components to a platter, as well as some show recommendations for the holiday.  Have a fabulous day guys. We love you and we’ll be back on January 15th!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From Andrew Tate, to the Prime Minister of Finland, to Tommy Lee's unsolicited dick pick...gosh the theme really is double standards.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Last year we spoke to the amazingly wonderful Beatrice Thorne, General Manager and part of the founding team at Eve. It was the talk about our bodies we’d never had, and we learnt so much and it turns out so did you - it was such a popular episode. Well Beatrice is back, and we’re so pleased to be working with her on this episode. She’s on a mission of late to open up the conversation around Sexual Wellbeing, sharing education about sex, libido, hormones and sexual hygiene. Again, we learnt HEAPS! Hope you enjoy x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The band is back together baby!!! The gals have a glorious catch up about Brodie's amazing trip to Europe with her Mum. Caitlin had a birthday and it hit her like a tonne of bricks at 1am in the bathroom of a bar in Wellington... Gracie's feeling fab, and her boobs are growing at the same pace as her baby! Plus cloths, dessert, Pete and Kim, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices