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Podcast malpractice

new Sonic OC, KG the Bee

Real Bionicle Power Bash

Bionicle boob windows

Various Hard Knock Lives

Full body “UNHHHHH”s

Lesbionicle Sex ed moment

Fun with Onomatopoeia

The Contract Theory of Suspension of Disbelief

Gravity Falls, Imitatability, and Grand Theft Auto

Emma’s Mom Builds a Siege Engine

Getting Punked by the Homestuck Animated Series

June Egbert Pregnancy Scare

Gay and Desaturated Jail

Makuta’s Obviously Evil Bird

Leitmotif Disease

The Yeast that Ferments Homestuck

Educational Supervillains

Vakama Misses the Point of Destiny

Grungler Deep Lore

A Meme Based Society

Matau says “Fuck The Police”

Bionicles Can Have Christmas

Nidhiki’s Customer Service Job

Anti-PincerDiscrimination

Bionicle Commits Advertising Fraud

Pretty Good Horrible Visions

You can (narratively) do anything to a robot

The Qualities of A Godzilla

She Would Not Fucking Say That (Admit she’s wrong)

The Politics of Nostalgia and Kid’s Media

The Devil Wears Bionicle Sneakers

Metru Nui does Canadian Liberalism

Wasted Potential ofMoose Rahi

The world’s most offensive aloha shirt

Losing a leg in the Podcast Mines

Is Warhammer 40k a Bionicle?

• Minnesota State Legislature Shootings (an episode we released two months after recording due to Nausi’s job search)

• Naus Gets Pessimistic About Protests (ends at 4:30)

• Naus’s Third Amendment Kink (begins at 4:30)

• Falklands War Discourse

  • Nausicaä would like to apologize to the people of Argentina

• Deltarune 3&4 Thoughts

• The Return Of The Exposition Rocks

• Ebeneezer Scrooge Fit Check

• The Makuta Rock

• Lhikan Alone

• Nidhiki Fumbles Bad Bitches Harder Than Anyone Ever Has

• The Great Spirit of Civilization

• Dume As Saruman

• Social Stratification and Inferior Discs

• More Irish Le-Matoran

• Introducing Ideologies To Mata Nui’s Brain

• Communism Vaccine

• Nidhiki: Poor Little Meow Meow

• Vakama Is Anxious In Public

• Why Do They Have This Device In Metru Nui?

• Naus’s Ashitaka Demon Arm

• They Fly Now?!

• Nidhiki Found With She/Her Pronouns In Poland

• Wanking Himself With The Demon Arm

• Exerting Elvis Privilege

• I Bet It Feels Good As Hell To Fuse Disks Together

• Overthinking Spirit Stars

• Kikanalo: Good Beasts

• Toa Replacements

• Who gave Onewa this power?

• What Mewing Should Mean

• Makuta’s Vore Moment

• Queering the Beam/Portal Dichotomy

• Everyone can build!

Discussion topics:

• This Podcast Can Drink
• The Huss Nasties
• Twin Peaks
• The Wrong Station Kraata Wall
• Murder Complex?
• Bionicle Touhous
• Firebending Dads
• Nausicaä Gets Dunked On Really Hard
• Whenua's Shapeshifter Anxieties
• Blurring the Definition of a Rahi
• Chatting About Rahkshi Design
• Filipino Psychology and the Bechdel Test
• Nokama’s Paranoia
• New York Lava Eels
• Whenua: Tumblrina?
• The Department of Universal Metru Efficiency
• Assassins’ Clue
• Nuju’s Conflict Avoidance
• The Podcast Briefly Becomes Haunted By a Liberal Academic
• Krahka’s Combiner Set Design
• Why Matoran Have Elements
• Vakama’s Terrible Convictions
• Krahka Internality
• Baby’s First Horror Sting
• Turaga Vakama Fumbles the Age-Appropriate Moral Lesson

Sorry that you can hear both of us clicking on our goddamn mice throughout this. Discussion topics:

• Alcohol LARPing
• Airplane Podcasting
• Bionicle In Louisiana
• We Address The Acadian Expulsion
• Why Vahki Have Bone In It
• The Existential Horror of Being a Teenager
• The Time Tunnel
• The Matoran Walk Into A Trap
• Turaga Frederick of Prussia-Koro
• Figuring Out What To Do With Adulthood
• WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR HOUSE
• Archimedes’ Conundrum
• Matoran Board Games
• “I’m Not Going To Shoot You For A Newbery Medal”
• Nuparu Bioengineering
• Offscreen Toxic Yuri
• The Metru Nui Social Ladder
• The Klingon Scientist Problem
• Rahkshi Recontextualization
• The Teenage Loneliness Tunnels
• Beth of the Author
• Trans-inclusive sports misogynist
• Teenager’s First Betrayal
• The Demon Zoo
• Mark Twain v. William of Baskerville
• Illusions Guy Matau
• Planning to Outwit Shapeshifters, Fair Folk, and Walruses
• Or All the Seas with Oysters
• The Sea Was Wet as Wet Could Be
• Elementary Translation
• Metru Nui Public Transit
• Nuju, Peacemaker By Grump
• A Surprise Girl That Will Help Us Later
• The Sub-Urbanites

• The One True Libertarian In All Canada
• Seatsafetyswitch (https://seatsafetyswitch.com/post/173031559253/detomaso-pantera-honourable-death-like-tim)
• Stealing The Copper Wiring From The Government
• The Hilbert Scrotum
• Metru Nui Recap Comics (https://www.tumblr.com/leroleroart/751391026366873600/depression-comic)
• Not The Best News The Toa Had Heard All Day
• Toa As Sudden Teenagers
• Through Vakama’s Eyes
• As You Know, The Legend of the Great Disks
• Protagonist-Centered Knowledge
• Cool Teen Mask Powers
• Closeted Vakama
• Matau Follows The Noble Eightfold Path
• Vakama’s Dalliance With The Morbuzakh
• Vahki Police Brutality
• Summary Comix
• The Rahi Bestiaries
• Metru Nui Archives Negligence Suit
• The Mystery of the Bionicles Lunchables Comics
• Vahki Don’t Know What Toa Are
• Onewa Police Brutality
• A Well-Drawn Morbuzakh
• A Shining Metru On A Hill
• Why Do Vahki Have Bone In It?
• The Lesbionicle Baby Education Tapes

• Christmas Shopping
• The God Damn! News!
• Do Matoran Have Tailgate Parties?
• Hot Rock Grilling
• Explaining the Horrors To Brits
• Matau, Dying of Urban Decay
• Turning the Freaking Frogs Marvel
• To the Best Jordan Peterson Impression
• Naus Starts Kinning Whenua
• Writing Smart Characters
• An Official Lesbionicle Video Game Recommendation
• The Boston of Metru Nui
• Emma Gets Executed By Molasses
• Hand In Unverifiable Hand
• The Extent of the Archives
• Metru Nui’s Realistic Inefficiencies
• Po-Metru Union-Mandated Break
• We Digress About Childhood Experiences With Media That, Impossibly, Weren’t Bionicle
• Emma Becomes Nuju
• Philately
• Makuta’s Rahi Testing
• Monster-Vision POV
• The Further Realistic Inefficiencies of Metru Nui
• Rot Symbolics
• I’ve Made A Plant That Grieves
• Nausicaä’s Inner Child’s Quicksand Startup
• Friendship Fusion Doujinshi
• Akhmou Continues To Be Really Well-Written
• Bionicle’s Empathy Towards The Inexperienced

• Grover Cleveland, Blood Boogers, and Human Resilience
• Bionicle to the Future II
• Man Who Has Never Seen Cops
• The Fire Pits
• Metru Nui Alienation From Labor
• Living In An Unconscious God
• Yaoi in the Archives
• VahkiStun Staffs Reifying Racial Hierarchies
• https://www.tumblr.com/crystaltoa/732480476314517504/interesting-to-think-about-what-each-vahki-stun
• Matau’s Lungs
• Nidhiki’s Meat Pumpkin
• Fire Absorption
• Darkseid and Makuta
• Reconstitutes At Random
• Giving the Morbuzakh a Little Kiss
• Nuju’s First Day As a Superhero
• Whenua’s Horror Acceptance Conditioning
• Good Bionicle Worldbuilding
• Bionicle/Control/Zaboomafoo Parallels
• Nokama Controls Her Fear
• Do Bionicles Sweat?
• Le-Metru Urban Decay
• Fucked-Up Traffic Jams

Sorry Nausicaä sounds like shit again; laptop issues.

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• Lawn Binary
• Generational Humor Differences
• A Kind Of Heavy Episode Start About Parental Failure
• We Saw The TV Glow
• Justice For Ehrye
• The Dystopian Implications of Shitty Matoran
• Sports Dad Makuta
• Onewa’s Real Power
• Wahlburgers Containment Procedures
• Naus Solves Comedy
• Emma Makes a Good Nokama Character Analysis and I Forget to Acknowledge It
• Trapped In An Adventure Game
• Ehrye’s Promotion Chances
• Nuju’s Blobfish Emotional Problems
• Matau Railfan Moment
• Matau Character Study
• Orkahm Would Have Survived MAG 02 “Do Not Open”
• What If Nidhiki Survived?
• At Least You Can Discuss the Morbuzakh
• Disco Metru Nui
• Matau Learns About Consequences
• Onewa: Mad And/Or Vindicated
• The Po-Metru Conceptual Art Scene
• We Praise Akhmou’s Writing
• Matau Takes Public Transit
• Morbuzakh Timescales
• Your Parents I Mean Turaga Are Flawed
• Sun Wukong’s Podcast

• Preschooler Snacks
• Bionicle Power Mukbang
• Podcast Gnosis
• Initial Bionicle Exposure
• Illegal Lego Techniques
• Gol D. Roger’s Life-Sized Keerakh
• The Progression of Bionicle Edginess
• Your Thesis Advisor’s Criminal Escapades
• Unprepared Adult Toa
• God’s MRI Scan
• Kapura is Here
• Cherchez le Ahkmou
• Vakama’s Moral OCD
• Bionicle Material Culture
• God’s MRI Scan
• Fantasy Normality
• Emma Explains Brat Summer
• Metru Nui Sports Inconsistency
• Toa Metru Day Jobs
• Nausicaä Fails to Craft Her Bionicle Dream Blunt Rotation
• The Inherent Homoeroticism Of Matching Discord Statuses
• Onu-Metru Archive Collection Policies
• The Greater Metru-Nui Pewku Owners’ Polycule
• An Impassioned Defense of Vhisola
• Vhisola’s Weird CILF Thing
• Doors Aren’t Real
• The Inherent Existential Dread in Vahki Pronouns
• Watsonian and Doylist Vahki Design Thoughts
• Nokama’s Struggles
• Matoran OSHA
• The Process of Mask-Making
• Vakama’s Mentor Trauma
• Whenua Is In Terry Gilliam’s Brazil
• Turaga Mask Characterization
• Bohrok Falling Out of the Nest
• National Treasure IV
• Whenua and Nuju’s Job Qualifications
• We Reach a Greater Understanding of Tolkien
• Dark Academia

• Milf Gender Euphoria
• Velveteen! is in Howl’s Moving Castle
• Sondheim’s Updated Assassins
• The Goddamn USPOL
• Akhmou’s InfoWars
• Palpatine’s Journey
• Hahli Scuttling
• Interminable Crafting Systems
• The Goddamn Linguistics
• Akhmou Learnt His Lesson! :)
• Video Game Crunch Culture
• Hahli’s Daoist Amnesia
• The Virtue of Purity
• Fire Toa Character Analysis
• Trans Filipino Queen Lewa
• Kopaka’s Coping Mechanisms
• Vegan Butthole Substitute
• We Solve Matoran Economics
• Adorable Heterosexuality
• Matoran Linguistic Expansion
• Nuju Has Transcended Language
• A Solid Day’s Podcasting

E13: All Ussal Crabs Go To Heaven

• Nausicaä’s Divorce Proceedings
• Makuta Does SEO To Us
• Draconian Blood Baby (antisemitism warning around 8:30-9:00)
• The Accidental Transgenderism of Takua
• Wet Ass Kraata
• Irish Microconfusion
• Vakama’s Eyebrows
• Jaller Nationalism Moments
• Batman Throwing Swords At A Cop
• Kolhii Match Relationship Drama
• Play Well!
• Boulder Scorekeeping
• Pondering the Great Thoughts
• A Discursion on Transsexual Seinfeld
• Naus Has A Full Breakdown About All Dogs Go To Heaven
• Disney Protestant Reformation
• Gukko Bird Design
• They Fly Now?!
• On the Flammability of Barbasol
• Matoran Script Easter Eggs
• Why Doesn’t Kopaka Use Ice?
• Satan Tried To Get Me To Detransition
• Doing Onua Dirty
• Tahu BDSM Moment
• Takua’s Impression of Gali
• Naus Gets Heterosexual About Takua/Jaller
• Slimegirl Makuta
• Bionicle Theodicy
• Reflections on the Mask of Light Movie
• Reflections on Lego, Merchandising, and Capitalism

This episode was recorded on Nausicaä's Bluetooth mic, like a dumbass. Sorry for how she sounds.

• HR Giger Dog Armor Friday (On a Tuesday) https://zegalba.tumblr.com/post/723318622832984064/hr-giger-armor-for-a-dog-1968
• 4:00 – 7:30 Donald Trump Antipope
• Fleetway Comics
• The Secrets of Bovril
• Lewa’s Adventure
• Bionicle Spider-Man
• Lewa’s Continued Transgender Stereotyping
• The Turaga And Makuta And Our Parents Are Larping
• Oops! Forgiveness Talk
• Matau Character Study
• Women’s Sports
• Modeling Bionicle Play
• Turaga Nuju Says That Folktale Is Shit
• Have You Seen Our Puzzle?
• Baja Blasts
• Gali Confirmed For Puppygirl
• Wet Dog Math
• Vertical Beach Episode
• Calvin’s Dad Specificity Principle
• Where Did That Prophecy Come From?
• He/Him Macku
• Bionicles Do Get Grounded!
• What Our Evil Scientists Are Doing
• Does Akio Ohtori Have A Thesis Advisor?
• Jaller’s Anxieties
• The Magic Art of Sightseeing
• Tahu Says A Fucking Sentence
• The Buffification of Toa Tahu
• The Meta-Aware Chandra Nalaar Theory
• Mom Says It’s My Turn To Be The Toa-Hero
• The Neotenous Matoran Theory
• We Finally Discover Bionicle’s Vriska
• An Exploration of the Nature of Destiny in the Bionicle Universe

• Alex Jones’ Judgment of Paris
• A Rhubarb and Stock Futures Podcast
• Surface Pressure
• Gali’s 14-Year-Old Girl Behavior
• A Cave Of One’s Journal
• Nokama: A Realistic Flawed Person
• Gali: A Realistic “Emotionally Intelligent Friend”
• Nausicaä and Emma Earn an Iron Urn
• Do Bionicles Make Tea?
• Bionicle Scorpion and the Frog
• The Kaiser Wilhelm Scream
• Garteposting
• Do Bionicles Smoke Weed?
• A Glorious Final Stand
• Laios’ Bionicle Adventures
• You Could Always Draw An Amoeba
• Fetch Quests
• Demiurge Crabs
• Emma’s Kraata Story
• At Least One Bionicle's Fear Of Shame
• Bohrok Smell
• Kanohi Avicii
• Bionicle Jesuses
• Manga Inspirations
• Vakama’s Legend Reflexes
• The Mating Dance of the Rahkshi
• A Sincere Discussion of Nostalgia

• A Weird Wal-Mart Parking Lot To Die On
• Ceiling-Based Horror
• Explaining Cannibalism To Children
• Takua is June Egbert
• Maria Dahvana Headley Bionicle
• Nuju’s Bird Slur
• Onewa’s Hands-Off Parenting
• Baby’s First Themes
• Tumblr Sexyman Vakama
• Pohatu Du Bois
• The New Canadian Armed Forces Insignia (The logo)
• Would The Toa Mata Survive The Terror?
• Why Are You, As A Toa-Hero, Looking At Other Toa-Heroes’ Biceps?
• Jordan Peterson’s Muppet Brainbent
• Kopaka/Pohatu Danmei
• Meditations on the Nature of Experience
• Whenua Being a Good Teacher
• Wii Sports Bionicle
• Emma gets put in a Jayeazy situation
• Detransition, Toa
• Do Bionicles Take Baths?
• Further Reading:
• Transformation, Horror, Eros, Phyrexia
• A Machine For Gender

• Podcasting Tea
• Podcast Sacrifices
• Lime Plastic Disease
• Do Matoran Make Straw?
• Toa Kiryuu
• I’m Taking the Bohrok Away Until You Guys Calm Down
• Not a Hoax, Not a Dream, Not an Imaginary Tale!
• Autistic Queen Gahlok-Kal
• Onua’s Homophobic Moment
• Emma Shares Lewa’s Kink
• Bohrok School (We realized after recording that it's chronologically possible that tunnel-based artist Jordenn Yo from Christopher Priest's The Islanders is named after the Krana Yo. This is mostly Nausicaä doing a propaganda post for The Islanders.
  

• The Fascinations
• Three-Minute Utena Digression
• Metru Nui Samizdat
• Sterling Silver Krana-Kal
• Your Inner Child Would Die in a Dahlian Morality Tale
• Backpack For His Kanohi
• Bionicle Lore Angel of Conception
• The Bohrok-Kal Make Shitty Puns
• Processed Bionicle Podcast Product American cheese tutorial
• Wu Wei

• Bionicle-Ass Art
• The Bionicle Definition of Life
• Mata Nui’s Malicious Nephews
• The Unstoppable Bohrok Kaita Kal
• “What the Fuck, Tahu, That’s the Vahi!”
• The ULTIMATE Bionicle Bash
• Takanuva Christology
• Our Apologies to the People of Denmark
• Makuta’s Wonderful Large Sons
• Guuhrak’s Job at Apple
• Six-Guy Clusters
• Weak Point Powers
• Homoerotic Makuta Narration
• The Vore Rahkshi
• Velveteen’s Posting Crimes
• Makuta’s Commitment to Being a Sicko as Evidenced by the Rahkshi Life Cycle
• Whenua’s Fucked-Up Rahkshi Wall
• Extremely Loud and Incredibly Wet
• Emma Has a Genuine Faith Moment Thanks to Kopaka
• The Parents of the Bionicle Sweepstakes Winners
• The Infinite Likability of the Christ Figure

Episode recorded in May 2023, last of the backlog episodes

• Bionicle Spaghetti Western
• Quick-Draw Duels in Movies
• Dock and Ball Torture:

• Naus Explains Docking Fetish
• Socket BallTorture

• Gay Makuta
• Cyberpunk Cowboy Setting
• Anti-Nuvapronouns
• A Serious Discussion of Misogyny in Fandom and Media
• Do Bionicles Make Bullets?
• A Libertarian Walks Into a Kane-Ra
• Johnny Bravo Meets a Futakuchi-Onna
• Tom of Po-Metru
• Shrouded in Mysteries
• Another Fucking Fetch Quest
• A Surprise Appearance From the Kanohi Vahi
• The Bohrok-Kal Are Assholes
• Stuck To Mata-Nui
• Can Bionicles Go Into Shock?
• The Sonic Shield of the Kohrak-Kal
• The Friendship Fusion
• Meditations on the Draft
• The Bohrok-Kal Concept of Fun
• Lathing A Way More Interesting Mata Nui/Makuta Yaoi
• Fish Sauce Linguistics
• Is The Kanohi Vahi Conscious?
• Overwhelming Power
• The Family Gom Jabbar

Episode 7: The Mata Nui Online Game, but the AI Is Self-Aware

(episode recorded in May 2023, as the incredibly topical British monarchy jokes will show)

• Breakroom 95 Theses

• Charles’ Coronation

• Regular Hessian vs. Canadian Revolutionary

• Taipu and Nausicaä Experience the Beauty of Le-Koro

• Blue Mask Gender Thesis

  • it is with heavy heart that I must announce: we did not do an “of course you have a blue mask and pronouns” joke, but we should’ve.

• Kongu Backstory

• Gukko Piloting

• Dinotopia Reminisces

  • the skybax rider game has later been confirmed to be a dream

• Lewa’s Calm Me Down From Possession Kink

• Taipu’s Transgender Allegory

• Spraying Kids With The Podcast Hose

• Tren Krom Mind Break

• The Toa Mata Hold An Intervention

• Nac Mac Feegle Gender vs. Matoran Gender/Tiffany Aching’s Bionicles

• Nokama’s Vtuber Gimmick

• Makuta and the Franklin Expedition

  • we have now both since watched the terror

• Do Bionicles Cook?

• The Ultimate Question

• Bionicle Amaat

• We Learn About the Great Spirit

• Incredible Crab Violence

• Maryland v. Maritimes

• Canceled For Crab Crimes

• Kinnie Nui

• Moushley and Stuart Little

• Revachol-Metru

• Tantalizing Glimpses of Bionicle Cuisine

• The Jeb Bush of Mata Nui

• Crab-Based Horrors Within Our Comprehension

• Trans-Supportive Whenua

• Kapura Autism Powers

• The Chronicler’s (Autistic) Company

• THE TOA ARE HERE

• Disquisition on Bionicle Yuri v. Yaoi

• Every Matoran And Also Nausicaä Is Gay For Gali

• Live Reporting From The MNOG Trenches, 1:51:00 to 2:01:30

  • Thigh Gaps, But Not In The Way You Think

• Bionicle Philosophy

• Makuta Is Medium-Aware

• ET IN ARCADIA VRISKA

• We Both Get Really Emotional About The End Of MNOG

Not April Fools, we are actually back. for real. (The episode was recorded April 2023)

Topics of discussion

• Emma’s Pronouns

• Political Cave Paintings

• Bohrok 9 and Toa Sisko

• Spades Flirting

• Nausicaä’s Nuva Cube

• Bohrok Reparative Justice

• The Bohrok-Kal Know The Roman Alphabet

• Of Course You Have Nuva Armor and Pronouns

• Humanstuck Kopaka/Kopaka Initiative/Kopaka Big Naturals

• Bionicle Eggs

• Game Udders

• *Palpatine voice* I love video games.

• Makuta: A Scary Rock

• Tahu’s Footprints On The Beach

• Nausicaä’s Underground Experiences

• Po-Koro Souvenirs

• Onu-Matoran iPad

• Bionicle Power Bash Chicken Strips

• Mata Nui Economics Returns

• Crab Polish

• The Bottoms of Po-Koro

• Bed Hardness Discourse

• Po-Koro Deals With COVID

• Waiting For Pohatu; AKA, Naus Gets Lost In A Video Game

• God’s Skin

• Ta-Koro Jazzercise

• The Takuafication of Harry Dubois

• Early Film of Pohatu

• Takua’s Horoscope

• Naus Enjoys A Mine

• The Hit The Bricks Pohatu

In this episode, the Bohrok do a lot of mundane domestic tasks

We bring up a certain Anishinaabe spirit, the name of which is taboo and which has been heavily appropriated and spread around pop culture around 00:07:20 briefly (it's obvious in context what it is); we went with bleeping it out but are open to other solutions/suggestions.

• Podcast Semantics
• Niagara Falls
• Giant Lumberjack Cinematic Universe
• American Immigrant Supernatural Fusion
• Swans Will Have Martial Arts
• Sonic The Hedgehog
• Cyclone Terminology
• Late Nights At The Lego Office
• Lewa’s Axe Grip
• Bohrok Anger
• Gahlok: Starscreams All The Way Down
• Bohrok Eggs
• Gahloki, Our Bohrok OC
• Impacted Genshin
• Vakama Commits A Microaggression
• The DC Gorilla Limit
• Jack Kirby’s Fists
• Magma Semantics
• The Bionicle Edda
• Tahnok Aren’t Like Other Girls
• Great Spirit Robot Setup
• Mythic Terrain Action
• Great Spirit Robot Set
• Death Star Playset and Pronouncing Nnedi Okorafor
• Matoran Soup
• Culturally Jewish Bionicle
• Tahu’s Inspiring Speech?
• Bionicle TCG Tips
• Waxing Nostalgic About The Star Wars Prequels
• Nate Stevenson’s Zam Wesell Theory
• Fake Bionicle Website Design
• Bohrok Doing Mundane Things
• McDonald’s Mighty Meals
• Famous Tahnok Trading Cards
• Tahu’s Concept Of Being A Warrior
• Onua Moans
• Onua And Lewa Holding Hands
• Biomechanical Hypocrisy
• Bionicle Belts: Solved
• Missile Bite Test
• Kopaka’s Attempts At Reassurance
• White Sasuke (https://comradesaucegay.tumblr.com/post/686078222064025600/vicholas-why-did-no-one-tell-me-that-the-full)
• Utnapishtim Facts
• Lewa’s Shoujo Vision
• Lava Semantics
• Getting A Lot Of Jack Kirby Vibes From This
• Official Bionicle Shimeji
• An Open Call To People Who Were TF’d By The Bionicle Shockwave Game In 2002

In today's episode, the bohrok arc starts, and things begin to get weird Disclaimers: unreality from 0:28:45 to 0:32:00, brief discussions of suicidal ideation and  voluntary hospitalization around 0:51:00, some discussion of empathy vs.  ACAB from 1:30:30 to 1:34:00.

• Hard-Boiled Egg Detective

• Bionicle Butches

• Dating Site Advice

• Metru Nui Twitter

• Appropriate Unionization Attire

• Zillennials

• Werecanada

• Back At It Again In The Transit Chutes

• Bionicle Social Media

• Equius the Piraka

• If Cats Could Podcast

• Lewa, Trapped By The Narrative

• Bionicle Goncharov

• Mr. Language Person

• George Bush Analysis

• Reverse Goncharov Call To Action

• Avatar Water Sequels

• The Ta-Matoran With PTSD

• Bohrok Nonviolence

• Why Are The Levahk Acidic?

• Forty-Eight Bohrok Asses

• Antici … pation

• Ignoring The Age-Appropriate Moral Lesson

• Pohatu’s Belt

• Wile E. Coyote For Real Justice

• Property Damage In Action Media

• Psych Ward Infinity War

• Magic: the Gathering vs. the MCU

• Very Obvious Disturbances In The Jungle

• Vakama’s Exposition Rock

• Bohrok Teeth

• LEWA/ONUA REAL

• Krana Lewa

• Bionicle Fistbumps

• Lewa Believes In His Friends

• It’s A Vein!

• Bohrok Tits

• Energized Protodermis

• No Vahki At Pride

• Bioniclestuck

• PLEASE HELP US DO A MAIL SEGMENT

In today's episode, we talk a lot about combiner models, and make a lot of twitter jokes that were topical when this was recorded in November 2022

(The absolutely wild Kaita "building Instructions")

Disclaimers:  at 0:33:15, we briefly use the term "word salad"; we became aware after  recording that this is a term used in the diagnosis of schizophrenia  and not necessarily something to throw around casually. We also discuss  drugs around 1:49:00.

-Toa Nudity Taboo

-The Talking Studio Heads Killers

-Heavily Armed MILF

-We Go Insane About Fusion As Intimacy

-Jeff Bezos Loses His Solid Gold Hau

-Stan Kelly’s Patreon

-Amoral Masks

-Crab Fight

-Overanalyzing The Toa Kaita

-Wet Rahkshi Art

-Kaita Face Fingers

-The Mysterious Kaita Text

-Ancient Nigerian Warrior v. Street Samurai

-Toa of Ginger Ale

-An Extended Discussion Of A:TLA Metaphysics

-Oil Slick Gali

-Meatballs Of Unimaginable Historical Value

-Jungian Shadow Selves

-Young Emma Discovers Tropes

-Pohatu’s Anxiety Gets Textually Confirmed

-Pohatu Has To Babysit The Kopaklings

-Naus Talks About Her Disco Elysium Fanfic

-Andy McDonald Rides For Bionicle

-Baffling Turaga Ads

-Bionicle Dick Headcanons

-Bionicle Prom

-Treespeak TikTok Dialect

-Bionicle Power Bash

-Status Of Twitter, For The Historical Record

-Dresden Codak Digression

-Erik(a) Mo(e)n(a)

-Miru Boots

-The Last We Shall Ever Tell

-Turaga Scrying Pools

-Slutty Riker

-Ad Spot For Caves of Qud

-- Canada-Nui and Oregon-Wahi 

-- Anglish 

-- Historical Warriors: Maori vs. Normans 

-- Filipino Bionicle 

-- Podcasting Mechs 

-- Friend of the Podcast Ad Spot 

-- MeUndies Prevent You From Going Into A Coma 

-- Do Bionicles Eat? 

-- Taxonomy Exercises 

-- Tentacular Vibe 

-- Verse-Jumping Into The Berenstein Timeline 

-- Exploding Fruit 

-- Bionicle Mouthparts 

-- An Extended Dunk On Doug TenNapel 

-- The Metaphysics of Bionicle Coral  

-- Tahu's Genuinely Upsetting Amnesia 

-- Black Rod

-- Dume Tweets Covfefe 

-- Blue Check Twitter Libs of Metru Nui 

-- Do Bionicles Dream?

 -- Doronai Nui Implants A Word Into Nausicaä's Brain 

-- By The Great Spirit Mata Nui, I Just Want To Dig 

-- Lewa The Podcaster 

-- Matoran Writing 

-- Do Bionicles Piss?

 -- Whenua Sets Reasonable Expectations 

-- Gali's Hubris 

-- The Lucky Sand Tarakava 

-- Pohatu's A Great Guy

 -- Kopaka Isn't 

-- Bionicle Anime Schoolgirls 

-- Pohatu and Kopaka's Meetcute

 -- Do Bionicles Have Love Triangles? 

-- Kopaka Is Batman 

-- Reverse Empath 

-- Tahu's Cool Flip 

-- Makuta's Tiny Mask Kit 

-- Problem-Solving 

-- Do Bionicles Breath? 

-- Do Bionicles Have Ears? 

-- Twitter Can't Leave Me For Chelsea Manning 

-- Strong Bad's Lathe Of Heaven 

-- Marvel Quips 

-- Bionicles Don't Go To The Department Store 

-- Onua: 0_0 

In the debut episode of our podcast, we answer the ultimate question in life: What is Bionicle, exactly? 

List Of Topics 

-Tentacles and Holes 

- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Will Be In Lesbionicle 

- Visorak Taxonomy 

- Tahu the Blorbo 

- Lego Vidiyo and the Modern Internet 

- Could Transitioning Have Saved Her, Bionicle Edition 

- Butch Exo-Force 

- Metru Nui Gender Worldbuilding 

- What Is Bionicle? 

- Robot Hell - The Onua/Onewa Pronunciation Debacle

 - A Vaguely Polynesian Island 

- The Maōri Language Controversy

 - The Bionicle-to-Trans Pipeline

 - Why We Got Our Degrees

 - The Bionicle Timeline 

- Bionicle Parasite Bite Test

 - Greg Farshtey’s Corruption Fetish 

- Evil Plant Disambiguation 

- Some Of The Guys Ever 

- Bionicle Metaphysics 

- A Visorak-Based Political Ideology 

- COVID Transformations 

- Toa Metru A/B/O 

- Vakama Goes Sicko Mode 

- Protodermis

 - The Piraka Rap 

- Several Things Wrong With The Barraki Storyline 

- The Red Star 

- Matoro Goes To Super Heaven

 - Makuta the Ninth 

- I’m A Poor Little Lost Matoran 

- Time Boyfriends

 - The Farshteys’ Bionicle Sex Life 

- Little Guys Skittering Around 

- They Couldn’t Make The Lord Of Skull Spiders Cool 

- An Open Challenge To Bed Bath & Bionicle 

- Now With Baby-Stabbing Spike! 

- Bone-Heads of Voodoo Island