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Kidnapped By Wizards

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Join us on Kidnapped By Wizards, a hilarious and entertaining podcast featuring three mischievous friends from the north of England. After being abducted by a trio of eccentric wizards, they're forced to record episodes for their captors. Tune in to hear them share their wit, wisdom, and outrageous antics as they navigate their strange new reality and bring a smile to your face. From laughs to tears and everything in between, this is a podcast you won't want to miss.

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Comrade Elmo

Saison 2 · Épisode 9

lundi 26 juin 2023 • Durée 01:16:16

This week the rage runs like a bloody river as the boys put Jim Henson's beloved Muppets on blast for their various (alleged) crimes, The Beef unveils some traumatic swimming baths memories and Stu unveils his secret passion for UFO hunting… kind of.

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The Champagne of Podcasts?

Saison 2 · Épisode 8

vendredi 9 juin 2023 • Durée 01:04:27

Welcome to another episode of Kidnap by Wizards, where we continue to bring you the most bizarre and entertaining topics straight from the Wizards Tower! This week, we kick things off with a hilarious discussion about our experiences in Semington Karelman's workplace. From ladders and snakes to a magical cock-ring with motorbike handlebars, there's never a dull moment in this strange world we inhabit. Remember to check out our website for some exclusive merchandise related to these wild topics!

Listen as we reminisce on the graphic and traumatic educational videos we had to endure in our younger days. From horrifying electrocutions to accidents involving heavy machinery, these videos left a lasting impact on us. We also dive into the world of gaming daddies and music challenges, debating who would be the ultimate daddy in the video game world. With contenders like Arthur Morgan, Kratos, Joel from The Last of Us, and Solid Snake, it's a tough decision to make.

Finally, join us as we explore the peculiar world of dragon cum and its effects on humans. From its viscosity to its nutrient-rich content, we examine the taste, chemical composition, and the amount of cum produced by dragons. This conversation is certainly not for the faint of heart! So, sit back, relax, and enjoy another wild ride with us here at Kidnap by Wizards.

(0:00:00) - Kidnap by Wizards Podcast Introduction

Karelman and employees learn to use ladders, decode snakes, use magical cock-ring, and be careful crossing the road.

(0:06:17) - Graphic Workplace Safety Videos

We discuss graphic and traumatic videos, shoe people, and their impact on society.

(0:10:15) - Gaming Daddies and Music Challenges

Steven Mulher's Buttwins world, gaming podcast days, and who's the best daddy in video games discussed.

(0:19:42) - Toilet Etiquette and Champagne of Things

We explore the strange and humorous moments in public spaces, the Dev Hour, Minstrone, and the "champagnes" of cheese and biscuits.

(0:27:35) - Random Conversations on Various Topics

We discuss German words, tea making, Cumbuddly Brasington Banister, Mississippi Lake admirer, Bugs Bunny, gaming consoles and cartoon characters.

(0:41:03) - Die Hard Recasting and Beverage Preferences

We debate Die Hard, discuss champagne vs. soft drinks and lemonade, and recall gaming podcast days.

(0:55:45) - Dragon Cum and Its Effects

Nature's dragon cum, its taste, chemical composition, and amount produced are explored.

(1:03:11) - Podcast Promotion and Humor

We rate our listeners, explore Shot Select, discuss public space moments and Ryan Dick Pic rating.

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BuchGucker Trial

lundi 22 mai 2023 • Durée 01:07:31

In this episode the boys have some hot new concepts to keep British daytime TV relevant, we discuss the best way to tease a ketchup bottle, the dirty secrets of tennis and attempt to recast a movie from ages ago with modern actors. Give it a listen, it's so current affairs! Also Stu drops a massive fart.

(0:00:17) - Pre-Salted Chips and Daddy's Sauce

We discuss pre-salted chips, the wizards tower, Tarbyshire Town of Bakewell, pre-ketchup, and wanking off chips.

(0:06:18) - Random Tangents and Pop Culture References

Nila's return, Wizard Tower architect, mysterious red jumper, phylactery of the scrote discussed.

(0:15:18) - Gooking, Grapefruits, and Reality TV

We discussed Mr Blobby, 'Who's Gonna Grapefruit, Marry or Kill' challenge, 'Bloody Bottle of Cum' and 'Bush Took a Trial' challenge, and the future of the show.

(0:20:41) - Naked Attraction and Other Grim Shows

We discuss a strange American show, 'Naked Attraction', 'Castle of Illusion', and how Mickey and Donald must have got groped a lot in the world of illusion.

(0:26:52) - Unpopular Opinions and Quirky Colleagues

We debate Nintendo games, Microsoft-Zenimax, gaming industry innovation, and reminisce about Blanket Cunt.

(0:36:10) - Cryptids and Random Topics

We uncover mysteries of tennis, explore a cryptid from Mississippi lake, and imagine a crocodile in a top hat playing poker.

(0:50:06) - Recasting Movie Characters

The Highbrow Alluring Ghost

Saison 2 · Épisode 6

lundi 1 mai 2023 • Durée 01:06:48

The boys are changing things up this week, sick and tired of the usual crude nonsense they are going Highbrow, talking about current affairs, politics and the like. Come along to discuss religious video game ideas, how to survive without the internet and have a particularly deep chat about ceramic ornaments and their less obvious uses!

(0:00:05) - Gaming and Controllers (10 Minutes)

We start off talking about technology and the UK blocking the Microsoft acquisition of Activision Blizzard. Google's attempt to enter the cloud gaming market and the obstacles they face, as well as the potential for Xbox to win the market are discussed. We then move on to BJ Lips from Wolf and Sky, and how the Xbox One controller has become a collector's item. Finally, we explore how to creatively display an original Xbox One controller in your home.

(0:10:20) - Biblical Video Game Reboot Ideas (13 Minutes)

We explore the logistics of self-love and the possibility of a biblical reboot of popular video games. We discuss the potential for Jesus to take down the devil in a game and Moses as the gray fox. Who the romance options might be and the possibility of a massive boat made of cotton flying around are also pondered. Finally, we consider the possibility of a disciple being shot and what that would mean for Jesus.

(0:23:40) - Life Without Internet (8 Minutes)

We explore the reality of life without the internet and the struggles it brings. We compare the older generations' experience with the modern take on technology and its evolution. We also examine the concept of charisma, going back to the Windows 3.1 days and how life has changed since then. Finally, we take a humorous look at the amusing scene of a police chase and the unlikely comedic consequences of being without the internet.

The Keepin-It Casual Orc

Saison 2 · Épisode 5

lundi 24 avril 2023 • Durée 58:23

In this episode, we cover a range of topics, starting with a heated discussion about our disdain for certain car models like the Suzuki Ignis and the Nissan Juke. We then dive into the world of automobiles, touching upon the BMW X7 and X6, the Mercedes A-Class, and the quirky Subaru Jingle. Along the way, we share our thoughts on car modifications and the strange habits of some drivers, like hoarding tea bags and broken mugs in their vehicles. We also explore lesser-known cryptids, test our knowledge with amusing games and riddles, and discuss our frustrations with daytime television and people obsessed with retro items like vintage games and clothing. Lastly, we wrap up the conversation with some entertaining adult-themed storytelling with Sakanori. Don't forget to leave us a five-star review on your preferred podcast platform, follow us on Twitter at @thatwizardpod, and catch us on YouTube. Thanks for listening, and until next time, take care and happy listening!

Chapter Summaries:

(0:00:05) - The Smugness of Suzuki Ignace (4 Minutes)

In this episode, we dive into the world of automobiles, discussing our disdain for certain car models, such as the Suzuki Ignis and the Nissan Juke. We explore the features that make these cars unappealing, such as their odd shapes, small wheels, and strange design choices.

(0:04:29) - Semi Carat (4 Minutes)

We continue our conversation on automobiles, touching upon the BMW X7 and X6, the Mercedes A-Class, and the quirky Subaru Jingle. We also share our thoughts on car modifications and the strange habits of some drivers, like hoarding tea bags and broken mugs in their vehicles.

(0:08:48) - The Mischief Maker's Monkey (12 Minutes)

In this chapter, we delve into various topics, beginning with a lighthearted banter about movies and celebrities. We then discuss our frustrations with daytime television and people obsessed with retro items, like vintage games and clothing. We also touch on our annoyance with physical game hoarders and the potential demise of physical media in the gaming world. Lastly, we wrap up the conversation with some riddles and playful humor'

Your Swole Personal Jesus - Hospital Dramas, Biblical Banter, and Mythical Munchies

Saison 2 · Épisode 4

lundi 10 avril 2023 • Durée 01:02:27

In this hilarious and unpredictable episode, we dive into a variety of topics - from reminiscing about hospital dramas like ER and Casualty, to poking fun at the biblical story of Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. We also explore the idea of biblical characters being "jacked" and share some funny experiences from our time in school plays. Throughout our lighthearted banter, we discuss the politics of toilets at work, play a game guessing song lyrics, and even ponder the hypothetical scenario of battling and consuming mythical creatures. From the most bizarre and unconventional creatures to the entertaining stories and laughter-filled moments, this episode is one wild ride you won't want to miss!

Chapters:

(0:00:20) - Hospital Dramas (11 Minutes)

In this podcast episode, we dive into a humorous discussion about hospital dramas, reminiscing about older shows like ER and Casualty, as well as more modern ones like Chicago Med and The Resident. The conversation then shifts to the predictable nature of these dramas, with the same character arcs and storylines appearing time and time again. The hosts also touch upon their experiences in school plays, from participating in nativity plays to taking on unique roles like a seagull in James and the Giant Peach.

(0:11:14) - Jesus and Excess (3 Minutes)

In this entertaining conversation, we delve into a lighthearted discussion about the biblical story of Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, poking fun at various aspects of the narrative. We explore the idea of Jesus as a carpenter, turning water into wine, and the nativity scene's implausible elements. Join us for a hilarious and irreverent examination of these classic tales, touching on topics such as Jesus' disciples in a restaurant, the challenges Mary faced during childbirth, and alternative interpretations of traditional Christmas songs'

(0:14:27) - God and Jerry Springer (13 Minutes)

Ryan the Crock Pot - Figs, Wizards, and Bizarre Food Traditions

Saison 2 · Épisode 3

lundi 3 avril 2023 • Durée 01:00:29

In this wild and hilarious episode, we dive into the fascinating world of figs and their surprising connection to wasps, discuss the bizarre concept of biscuit trees, and explore the ancient Christian traditions behind kissing the tip of a sausage before eating it. We also take a bizarre journey into the world of wizards and their strange habits, debate which Pixar characters could be used as flashlights, and share a hilarious story about a listener's embarrassing moment. Get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and mind-blowing revelations!

Chapters:

(0:00:02) - Exploring the Mysteries of Food (12 Minutes)

In this podcast episode, we dive into the fascinating world of figs and their surprising connection to wasps. We explore the ancient Christian traditions behind kissing the tip of a sausage before eating it and discuss the bizarre concept of biscuit trees. Prepare to have your mind blown as we uncover the grim story behind figs and the unique way they are pollinated by fig wasps. From the strange mating habits of these insects to their critical role in the fig's life cycle, this conversation is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about this seemingly innocent fruit.

(0:11:58) - Pixar Characters Flashlights Cars (12 Minutes)

We discuss the peculiar appearance of the caterpillar character, Heinlek, from A Bug's Life, and how he resembles a flashlight. The conversation takes a wild turn as we delve into Pixar films like Inside Out and Cars, imagining what it would be like to use characters as flashlights. We also touch upon the phenomenon of YouTubers trying foreign sweets and our frustration with their over-the-top reactions. Join us for a bizarre and hilarious journey through these topics and more'

(0:23:44) - The Power of an Embarrassing Moment (11 Minutes)

We explore the cringeworthy story of a listener named Lee who tries to sneak a photo of a girl on a train, only for the flash to go off, resulting in an awkward situation for everyone involved. We also discuss people who are attracted to inanimate objects, such as a man who had a romantic relationship with his car. Additionally, we touch on the struggles of using social media platforms like Twitter and share a story about a missed recording opportunity at the Eiffel Tower'

S2 E2: Grimace's Cloaca

Saison 2 · Épisode 2

mardi 7 mars 2023 • Durée 01:11:44

Get ready for some knee-slapping comedy and absurdity as the boys gather around for a wild podcast episode! They kick things off with a heated debate on who would come out on top in a fight between Mulhern and Schofield. But wait, there's more! Get ready to have your childhood ruined as they uncover the disturbing secrets behind McDonald's Grimace. And if that's not enough to make you cringe, they'll also be delving into some of the most cringe-worthy moments you'll ever witness. Think awkward first dates, embarrassing public speaking disasters, and everything in between.

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S2 E1: Freedom Fingers

Saison 2 · Épisode 1

dimanche 26 février 2023 • Durée 01:01:20

Get ready for a wild ride as the lads delve into a mysterious and cursed grimoire that details the tastiest and grossest eats from across the fair British Isles. Spoiler alert: they don't hold back on their opinions, and things get pretty heated! But that's not all, folks! They also explore the fascinating phenomenon of "Mandela Effects," where people remember things that never even happened. And hold onto your seats, because The Beef gets booed off stage! Don't miss out on this hilarious and informative episode!

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24: The Shame Awards

lundi 5 décembre 2022 • Durée 55:23

The boys take a totally positive and non-ranty dive into the Game Awards this week and are thoroughly unimpressed with what they see, to be frank. They also look into the mysterious secret of banana flavouring and actually manage to lose Tractor Plus! Where did he go!? Listen to find out innit!

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