A rugby show like no other, where the only thing bigger than the names are the laughs and good times.
In an unfiltered chinwag with host and comedian, James 'The Professor Rochford, Adam Ashley-Cooper, Matt Giteau and Drew Mitchell share incredible stories from their global careers and offer their take on rugby's latest happenings. Every week we'll be diving into what’s been going on across ‘the game they play in heaven’ amongst other on and off-field fun.
Imagine catching up with your mates at the local drinking hole and debriefing on the weekend's antics…that is if your mates were some of the best rugby players of all time!
That’s the low-down. We love making it and hope you'll love tuning in.
The willing Wallabies defeat Los Pumas and spirited Springboks comeback vs ambushed All Blacks
Saison 1 · Épisode 31
dimanche 1 septembre 2024 • Durée 21:02
The under siege Wallabies went to South America looking to right some wrongs after two losses to the Springboks and boy did they answer their critics against the Argies. These Aussie battlers put in 80 of your toughest minutes to get back into the winners circle in La Plata. Plus, we will touch on the momentous comeback by the Springboks to defeat the All Blacks in the World Cup Final rematch in Johannesburg. The KOKO Crew are back once again to tango and tease your beautiful minds, whilst giving you all their intellectual insights and medium rare morsels from this weekend's games. Despite the boys battling through substantial hangovers and Argentinian level meat sweats, we always deliver on our big, bad and bold bonus content. So if you have just woken up from a Maradona inspired night out and your hair is looking ‘Messi’, just plug in your headphones, throw on KOKO and let ‘the hand of God’ massage out all of your aches and pains. That’s right, it’s time for another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’.
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Lote Tuqiri triggers a shark alarm on KOKO as he swims in for some smashing stories.
Saison 1 · Épisode 31
mardi 27 août 2024 • Durée 01:27:37
This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by a code hopping hooligan, he is one of the greatest to ever play on the wing in either code. This Fijian born flyer has a penchant for a good nap, carving up the dance floor to Usher and spear tackling Richie McCaw in a Test Match. So please put your hands together for the Sunny Bank sensation, a man who went bang at the Broncos and then titillated at the Tahs, he was alway the smoothest on the park and that's why they call him the Shark. It is the one and only Mr Lote Tuqiri.
Plus, with this past week being a fallow weekend for footy, we turned our attention to bigging up the Wallabies trip to Argentina and the clash of the titans in South Africa when the All Blacks try to play spoiler against the Springboks. On top of all of that we take a little peek at the grassroots level as we preview the Shute Shield Final between Eastern Suburbs and Northern Suburbs in the NSW domestic competition.
Lastly, but certainly not leastly we pay homage to the beautiful people at MYER, as we celebrate all the ‘Daddys’ out there with a little appreciation and exploration of ‘Spring Newness’. So strip off your layers as the sun reemerges from the chains of Winter, get out your antihistamines as Spring readies to fuck up your sinuses and just enjoy the dulcet tones of the KOKO Crew. It is time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMECODES
00:00 - Start of the show
05:05 - Introduce the boys
08:00 - Talking about the Shute Shield
09:09 - Live show plug for Sydney and reflecting on the Canberra live show
11:00 - Catching up on the weekend
16:14 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by MYER
24:10 - Introduce Lote Tuqiri
29:45 - Lote talking about the Drua’s influence on the Fiji national team
30:53 - What happened to Lote’s hair?
33:24 - Lote on how the current Wallabies can get more creative
38:15 - Lote on players switching from league to union
39:27 - Lote on why he came to rugby union
42:17 - Lote giving Sam Norton-Knight a shove at the Waratahs
43:36 - Start, Bench and Drop - The Lote edition
We finally got the elusive Swoop DOGG to sit down and answer some KOKO Kwestions.
Saison 1 · Épisode 25
vendredi 19 juillet 2024 • Durée 16:32
This week’s bonus content comes in the form of a rare and majestic creature, some have said that it is more unique and glorious than the magical unicorn, that is right we have locked down fan favourite Holiday Swoop to answer some KOKO Kwestions.
People think that fella is all ra ra, winner’s piss and nights out on the town, but truth be told his insights on the game they play in heaven is unparalleled in the world of rugby media. Prof and Swoopy break down the beauty of rugby union, who inspired him to play and when did he know he had the goods to go all the way. So please sit back, pull down your strides and just let it all hang out as Uncle Adam tells you who's who in the zoo. It’s time for another instalment of KOKO Kwestions.
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Jonathan ‘Fox’ Davies brings some tangy tales from Wales this week on The KOKO Show
Saison 1 · Épisode 25
mardi 16 juillet 2024 • Durée 01:33:09
This week on The KOKO Show the boys bask in the ethereal light of back-to-back Wallabies victories over the willing Welsh, with the main focus being getting lit and talking Schmidt. As the Wallabies remain on pace for complete rugby world domination, the crew also find some time to break down the other ‘BIG DAWG’ Internationals from across the weekend, which saw the All Blacks pants England, Ireland put the Boks on the rocks and the Arigies fry up the French. With all this global footy lovin’ going on, we thought it would be fitting to bring in a guest that has faced all these foes and has come out the other side still baby faced and bushy tailed. This fella has played over 90 caps for Wales, he is a Six Nations Champion and has represented the Lions on six occasions. He is the headgear wearing hottie, the Bancyfelin bruiser and the vixen from the Valleys, it is of course Jonathan ‘Fox’ Davies.
Plus, thanks to our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren brought to you by our beautiful friends at Myer, the lads are looking luminous, luscious and quite simply lovable in another stylish installment of ‘Match Fit’. We know we are too generous, but when you think we couldn't fit any more into this bloody show, we somehow find enough room to squeeze in the world's greatest pie and a little bit of Quiz action. That's right thanks to Four’N Twenty for sponsoring the KOKO Quiz and not only do they make pies that are 100% Aussie Beef, they are also 100% bloody delicious.
So, instead of taking a long walk off a short jetty, just throw on your most luxurious activewear, Fosbury flop onto your favourite ottoman and just let the dulcet tones of four half pissed lunatics try and tell you what happened this week in the world of rugby. That’s right, it's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
Timecodes:
00:00 - Show Intro
01:10 - Polo Ralph Lauren and Four’N Twenty sponsorship plugs
02:38 - Intros for the boys
05:43 - Recap of the crew’s week
13:00 - Huge public response to Hugo sining last week
Long necked legend Darcy Breen steals the show on the newest installment of ‘Bits with Gits’.
Saison 1 · Épisode 24
vendredi 12 juillet 2024 • Durée 23:52
As you all know The KOKO Show always goes above and beyond for its fans and for a little extra content snack this week Mr Moneybags Giteau sits down with the fearless leader of the San Diego Seals team, and Legion tighthead prop, Mr Darcy Breen.
Not unlike Bigfoot or the abominable snowman, we have been tracking down this big bopper for ages and now we have finally landed the man with more vertebrae than Healthy Harold the Giraffe. Gits picks his brain about a myriad of topics, such as, where his footy journey began, how to perfect the art of scrummaging, the benefits of a death-shake for bulking and why Mrs Incredible’s flexibility is so bloody attractive.
So please sit back, keep your posture on point and the core engaged, as we wouldn't want anyone to slip a disc whilst listening to this neck roll of an interview. It’s time for the newest instalment of ‘Bits with Gits’.
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Test rugby is BACK! The KOKO Show dives into a fabulous feast of International footy.
Saison 1 · Épisode 24
mardi 9 juillet 2024 • Durée 01:23:15
This week on The KOKO Show we unshackle ourselves from the world of high-end rugby guests to get down and dirty with the majestic temptress that is International Rugby. Prof and the boys peel back the layers on all of the big matches from the weekend, with special attention placed on the Wallabies' big win over the luckless Welsh. The crew give their in depth opinions and hard hitting analysis of Australia’s new era of rugby, as the men in gold successfully started the ‘Schmidting It In’ process with a gritty win in game one of their July Series.
Plus, we unpack all of the big DAWG duels that certainly lived up to their hype, with South Africa downing a gallant Ireland, New Zealand edging out a persistent England and France beating the Argies with the blunt end of a baguette. With week one of global games coming to a close it was a dominant display by the teams from the Southern semicircle of the world, which led the lads to renaming this week's juicy dose of ‘Northern Hemisphere Losers’ in order to be more accurate. Also in the show, we dish up a classic case of ‘What’s Drewing’, Prof is the target of his first ‘Social Snitch’ and finally Adam ‘Pieman’ Ashley-Cooper goes for a three peat in the Four’N Twenty KOKO Quiz.
Last, but certainly not least, thanks to our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren the boys are literally wearing too many threads to count and boy do they look sexy in this week's installment of ‘Match Fit’. So put on your cork hats, firmly re-plug your double pluggers and throw on your going out footy shorts, because the bloody Wallabies are back in the winners circle and it is time to celebrate with your favourite ra ra ramblers.
We present to you episode 24 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMECODES
00:00 - Intros
06:04 - The boys weekend at the footy
06:47- Swoops Defender outing at the rugby
08:46 - WALLABIES v WALES review
10:52 - Swoop on the Wallabies positives
18:38 - The boys talk about Joe Schmidt’s first game
The Professor and Drew get personal as they answer some tangy ‘KOKO Kwestions’.
Saison 1 · Épisode 23
vendredi 5 juillet 2024 • Durée 12:07
This week our extra content comes from you, our beautiful big brained brilliant fans. That is right we are debuting our new segment KOKO Kwestions where one of the boys answers viewer questions while Prof sits there and mocks them endlessly.
Once again Swoop managed to duck and dive the extra work, so this week Prof sits down with Drew ‘no budget’ Mitchell and they filter through a few listener questions, covering topics from Biv’s Wallaby debut all the way through to how athletes can deal with anxiety and the stresses of playing professional sport.
So sit down and keep quiet and who knows you might bloody learn something for once. It’s time for you to gnaw on the bonus morsel attached to our content bone, this is ‘KOKO Kwestions’.
If you have any questions that you would like answered by one of these highly decorated neanderthals please send them through to our email: info@shtn.com.au or DM us on insta @kickoffskickons. And as always please continue to ‘Schmidt It In’.
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Nic White joins The KOKO Show to Give us Some Tender ‘Lovin’ from Wallabies Camp
Saison 1 · Épisode 23
mardi 2 juillet 2024 • Durée 01:27:16
This week on The KOKO Show we have provided you with an absolute ball tearer of an episode as we transition into the beautiful oasis that is International Rugby. As we head into our 23rd week of life, the boys are joined by our favourite pint sized pioneer of quick ball and shit talk who is known for his skill, leadership and his beautiful top lip warmer. It is of course our number one Wallabies halfback born in a place named after a baked good, the one and only Mr Nic William White. With Nic in tow we submerge our souls deep down into the inner workings of Wallaby Camp, getting all the tea from our little mate as the Wallabies shape up to shatter the will of Wales.
As aforementioned, the boys get stuck into the majestic galaxy that is test footy as we build up and break down all the big International series that will be pleasuring your eyes and ears in the coming months. There is of course a little taste of home for those in the top half of the globe with a juicy ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ segment. Plus, back by popular demand Mr DOGG gives you the Cape Town edition of ‘Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots’ and at the end we get ‘quizzy with it’ thanks to our dear friends at Four’N Twenty.
And I know what you are all thinking, where is the bloody ‘Match Fit’ segment? Well hold your Polo horses because with our headline sponsor at Polo Ralph Lauren the boys get real drippy this week with their fly and fresh fits. So sit back, relax and fix yourself a white wine shandy, as the KOKO Crew are about to make you randy. It's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMECODES
00:00 - Introducing the show
01:16 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug
01:46 - Four’N Twenty plug
02:48 - Introducing the boys
04:44 - Recap of the weekend
06:55 - Gift for Drew from the Pine Rivers Pumas
08:09 - Git’s San Diego Legion recap
09:50 - Introducing Nic White
Sariah Paki and Tim Walsh set The KOKO Show Ablaze as the Paris Olympics Approach
Saison 1 · Épisode 22
mardi 25 juin 2024 • Durée 01:40:17
This week on the KOKO Show we give you a double guest charcuterie board filled to the brim with Olympic sized treats. We are joined by the one woman wrecking crew who prefers flattening opponents than crossing the whitewash, she is known as the Narrabeen Knuckle Duster, but we just like to call her Miss Sariah Paki. On top of having one of the star players, we thought let's also get the gentleman that puts these gold medal gurus through their paces. He is the Russel Crowe of the Women’s Sevens set up and boy does he have a beautiful mind, it is the mercurial messenger, Mr Tim Walsh. With the KOKO torch lit and the ceremony over, Sariah and Tim dove deep into their Olympic preparations, discussed the sacrifices for success and illuminated the best path for their gold medal domination in Paris.
Plus, the boys most certainly jumped through all the Olympic rings to bring you your favourite KOKO segments including a full ‘Rugby Roundup’ where we breakdown the Blues v Chiefs final, we had a quick visit to Dr ‘What’s Drewing?’ to discuss Joe Schmidt’s first Wallaby Squad, as well as a little squizz at the winners and losers out of the All Blacks selection session. The boys then took a little jaunt North of the Equator to unpack all the footy action over the weekend which included England pounding Japan, the Springboks emasculating the Welsh, the Top 14 Semis and finally the URC Final.
Just kick back in your comfy, stylish and durable threads from our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren and let’s bloody manifest about living out our Olympic dream of being higher, faster and stronger together. So, all that is left to do is take your favourite Matt Giteau gummy, run to the fridge for snacks and hammer-curl a glass of crisp Savvy B, it’s time for another session of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
00:00 - Start of the show
00:33 - Polo Ralph Lauren Plug
01:07 - Show intro
02:24 - The boys intros
04:00 - Recap of the boy’s weekends
07:42 - ‘Match Fit’ segment brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren
Prof’s Pick and Let’s Effing Go with Drew Mitchell: Aussie Super Rugby Review Episode
Saison 1 · Épisode 21
vendredi 21 juin 2024 • Durée 21:18
If you want more, you can have it. So this week’s extra content for you KOKO Show desperados is another little dose of ‘Prof’s Pick And Let’s Effing Go’.
This week Prof has a chinwag with our punditry purist Drew Mitchell to breakdown the Aussie Super Rugby Teams performances in 2024. The pair get into the weeds about the strengths and weaknesses of each team in the tournament and areas where growth is needed for 2025.
In this segment we give you guys a comprehensive health check post the 2024 season and also how each of these teams may shape up heading into a new year.
So please sit back and listen to every bloody word these buffoons say because they know their Aussie footy and they only deliver sage analysis. It’s time for Prof’s Pick And Let's Effing Go’.
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22:47 - Prof talks about how Joe Schmidt is a calming influence
23:42 - Introduce Jonathan Fox Davies
27:16 - Best game in Jonathan Davies’ career
28:30 - Jonathan getting picked over Brian O’Driscoll
29:53 - Swoop has Brian O’Driscoll’s last Lions jersey
32:37 - Every team loves playing in Wales
33:27 - Jonathan Davies on the current state of Welsh Rugby
38:00 - Jonathan Davies wants to play Super Rugby
44:47 - The KOKO Quiz brought to you by Four’N Twenty
54:12 - Farewell for Jonathan Fox Davies
55:32 - Live Show plug at Wallabies v Georgia game
57:02 - Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots - Paddington
58:32 - Wallaroos v Black Ferns review
59:47 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren
01:05:39 - Socials and merch plug - KOKO Website
01:06:51 - Northern Hemisphere Legends/Losers
01:07:27 - Ireland v South Africa review
01:16:34 - All Blacks v England review
01:21:09 - Argentina v France review
01:24:01 - Other International Test match scores
01:28:12 - Final thoughts
01:32:16 - Close of the show
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30:08 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren
35:54 - Social plug, merch drops and live show info
38:05 - Social Snitches
39:57 - Northern Hemisphere Legends
41:08 - SOUTH AFRICA V IRELAND review
43:45 - Gits praises Cheslin Kolbe
52:54 - Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots
57:07 - ALL BLACKS V ENGLAND review
01:06:01 - ARGENTINA V FRANCE review
01:08:54 - Smaller international results
01:09:47 - What's Drewing?
01:11:02 - The Four’N Twenty KOKO Quiz
01:18:41 - Final Thoughts
01:19:40 - Hugo singing ‘Waltzing Matilda’ to finish the show'
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11:00 - Nic White talking about his scratched up face
12:57 - Nic White on the first Wallaby camp
15:26 - Nic White on the difference between Eddie and Joe
16:40 - Nic confirms that Joe wears his ‘Schmidt It In’ shirt
22:59 - Nic White on playing at the Western Force
24:13 - Start one, bench one and drop one - Nic White edition
26:35 - Farewell to Nic White
29:13 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren
36:13 - Socials, website and live show plug
38:36 - Social Snitches
42:04 - The Rugby Roundup segment - Wallabies v Wales chat
45:25 - Gits chats about How the coaching staff works together at camp
46:55 - Swoop talks about how we must respect Wales
48:32 - Wallabies v Wales panel predictions
48:51 - South Africa v Ireland chat
53:36 - All Blacks v England chat
57:26 - Argentina v France chat
59:54 - Fiji v Georgia, Portugal v Scotland and Romania v USA chat
01:01:32 - Gits on changing the arrangement of the anthems
01:02:58 - Wallaroos v Fijiana plug
01:04:00 - ‘What’s Drewing?’
01:07:37 - ‘Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots’ - Cape Town edition
01:13:13 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ - Top 14 Final Toulouse v Bordeaux
01:17:24 - The KOKO Quiz - Brought to you by Four’N Twenty
01:25:42 - Thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren and Myer
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37:09 - Who are the Aussie Women's Sevens biggest rivals
40:01 - Tim Walsh almost got Gits to play sevens
41:51 - Bringing fifteens players into the sevens last minute
45:09 - The KOKO Quiz
59:08 - Rugby Roundup Segment
59:18 - Super Rugby Final
01:04:18 - What’s Drewing? - Discussing the Wallabies and All Blacks squads
01:10:43 - Northern Hemisphere Legends
01:29:02 - Top 14 Semi-Finals
01:33:53 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater and special KOKO ‘Beef10’ discount code
01:38:49 - Thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren our headline sponsor
01:39:33 - Signing off the show
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