Kick Offs and Kick Ons – Détails, épisodes et analyse

The under siege Wallabies went to South America looking to right some wrongs after two losses to the Springboks and boy did they answer their critics against the Argies. These Aussie battlers put in 80 of your toughest minutes to get back into the winners circle in La Plata. Plus, we will touch on the momentous comeback by the Springboks to defeat the All Blacks in the World Cup Final rematch in Johannesburg. The KOKO Crew are back once again to tango and tease your beautiful minds, whilst giving you all their intellectual insights and medium rare morsels from this weekend's games. Despite the boys battling through substantial hangovers and Argentinian level meat sweats, we always deliver on our big, bad and bold bonus content. So if you have just woken up from a Maradona inspired night out and your hair is looking ‘Messi’, just plug in your headphones, throw on KOKO and let ‘the hand of God’ massage out all of your aches and pains. That’s right, it’s time for another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’.

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This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by a code hopping hooligan, he is one of the greatest to ever play on the wing in either code. This Fijian born flyer has a penchant for a good nap, carving up the dance floor to Usher and spear tackling Richie McCaw in a Test Match. So please put your hands together for the Sunny Bank sensation, a man who went bang at the Broncos and then titillated at the Tahs, he was alway the smoothest on the park and that's why they call him the Shark. It is the one and only Mr Lote Tuqiri.

Plus, with this past week being a fallow weekend for footy, we turned our attention to bigging up the Wallabies trip to Argentina and the clash of the titans in South Africa when the All Blacks try to play spoiler against the Springboks. On top of all of that we take a little peek at the grassroots level as we preview the Shute Shield Final between Eastern Suburbs and Northern Suburbs in the NSW domestic competition.

Lastly, but certainly not leastly we pay homage to the beautiful people at MYER, as we celebrate all the ‘Daddys’ out there with a little appreciation and exploration of ‘Spring Newness’. So strip off your layers as the sun reemerges from the chains of Winter, get out your antihistamines as Spring readies to fuck up your sinuses and just enjoy the dulcet tones of the KOKO Crew. It is time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES

00:00 - Start of the show

05:05 - Introduce the boys

08:00 - Talking about the Shute Shield

09:09 - Live show plug for Sydney and reflecting on the Canberra live show

11:00 - Catching up on the weekend

16:14 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by MYER

24:10 - Introduce Lote Tuqiri

29:45 - Lote talking about the Drua’s influence on the Fiji national team

30:53 - What happened to Lote’s hair?

33:24 - Lote on how the current Wallabies can get more creative

38:15 - Lote on players switching from league to union

39:27 - Lote on why he came to rugby union

42:17 - Lote giving Sam Norton-Knight a shove at the Waratahs

43:36 - Start, Bench and Drop - The Lote edition

49:00 - Sam Norton-Knight knocks Gits out

51:00 - 2005 Wallabies Cannibal-Gate story in South Africa

54:00 - The boys say farewell to Lote Tuqiri

56:08 - Argentina v Wallabies Preview

01:02:54 - Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots

01:04:04 - South Africa v All Blacks Preview

01:11:51 - TRC Champions predictions

01:12:52 - What's Drewing - Profs head cut

01:18:27 - Fan led Spring Tour plug and billet stories

01:22:46 - KOKO Quiz- one question challenge

01:24:46 - 40K Subscribers and 2 million views landmarks reached

01:25:49 - KOKO merch plug

01:27:05 - Close of the show

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This week’s bonus content comes in the form of a rare and majestic creature, some have said that it is more unique and glorious than the magical unicorn, that is right we have locked down fan favourite Holiday Swoop to answer some KOKO Kwestions.

People think that fella is all ra ra, winner’s piss and nights out on the town, but truth be told his insights on the game they play in heaven is unparalleled in the world of rugby media. Prof and Swoopy break down the beauty of rugby union, who inspired him to play and when did he know he had the goods to go all the way. So please sit back, pull down your strides and just let it all hang out as Uncle Adam tells you who's who in the zoo. It’s time for another instalment of KOKO Kwestions.

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This week on The KOKO Show the boys bask in the ethereal light of back-to-back Wallabies victories over the willing Welsh, with the main focus being getting lit and talking Schmidt. As the Wallabies remain on pace for complete rugby world domination, the crew also find some time to break down the other ‘BIG DAWG’ Internationals from across the weekend, which saw the All Blacks pants England, Ireland put the Boks on the rocks and the Arigies fry up the French. With all this global footy lovin’ going on, we thought it would be fitting to bring in a guest that has faced all these foes and has come out the other side still baby faced and bushy tailed. This fella has played over 90 caps for Wales, he is a Six Nations Champion and has represented the Lions on six occasions. He is the headgear wearing hottie, the Bancyfelin bruiser and the vixen from the Valleys, it is of course Jonathan ‘Fox’ Davies. 

Plus, thanks to our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren brought to you by our beautiful friends at Myer, the lads are looking luminous, luscious and quite simply lovable in another stylish installment of ‘Match Fit’. We know we are too generous, but when you think we couldn't fit any more into this bloody show, we somehow find enough room to squeeze in the world's greatest pie and a little bit of Quiz action. That's right thanks to Four’N Twenty for sponsoring the KOKO Quiz and not only do they make pies that are 100% Aussie Beef, they are also 100% bloody delicious.

So, instead of taking a long walk off a short jetty, just throw on your most luxurious activewear, Fosbury flop onto your favourite ottoman and just let the dulcet tones of four half pissed lunatics try and tell you what happened this week in the world of rugby. That’s right, it's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. 

Timecodes:

 00:00 - Show Intro 

01:10 - Polo Ralph Lauren and Four’N Twenty sponsorship plugs

02:38 - Intros for the boys 

05:43 - Recap of the crew’s week

13:00 - Huge public response to Hugo sining last week

15:02 - Rugby Round Up: Wallabies v Wales Game 2

22:47 - Prof talks about how Joe Schmidt is a calming influence

23:42 - Introduce Jonathan Fox Davies

27:16 - Best game in Jonathan Davies’ career

28:30 - Jonathan getting picked over Brian O’Driscoll

29:53 - Swoop has Brian O’Driscoll’s last Lions jersey 

32:37 - Every team loves playing in Wales

33:27 - Jonathan Davies on the current state of Welsh Rugby

38:00 - Jonathan Davies wants to play Super Rugby

44:47 - The KOKO Quiz brought to you by Four’N Twenty

54:12 - Farewell for Jonathan Fox Davies 

55:32 - Live Show plug at Wallabies v Georgia game

57:02 - Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots - Paddington 

58:32 - Wallaroos v Black Ferns review 

59:47 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren

01:05:39 - Socials and merch plug - KOKO Website 

01:06:51 - Northern Hemisphere Legends/Losers

01:07:27 - Ireland v South Africa review 

01:16:34 - All Blacks v England review

01:21:09 - Argentina v France review 

01:24:01 - Other International Test match scores

01:28:12 - Final thoughts

01:32:16 - Close of the show

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As you all know The KOKO Show always goes above and beyond for its fans and for a little extra content snack this week Mr Moneybags Giteau sits down with the fearless leader of the San Diego Seals team, and Legion tighthead prop, Mr Darcy Breen.

Not unlike Bigfoot or the abominable snowman, we have been tracking down this big bopper for ages and now we have finally landed the man with more vertebrae than Healthy Harold the Giraffe. Gits picks his brain about a myriad of topics, such as, where his footy journey began, how to perfect the art of scrummaging, the benefits of a death-shake for bulking and why Mrs Incredible’s flexibility is so bloody attractive.

So please sit back, keep your posture on point and the core engaged, as we wouldn't want anyone to slip a disc whilst listening to this neck roll of an interview. It’s time for the newest instalment of ‘Bits with Gits’.

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This week on The KOKO Show we unshackle ourselves from the world of high-end rugby guests to get down and dirty with the majestic temptress that is International Rugby. Prof and the boys peel back the layers on all of the big matches from the weekend, with special attention placed on the Wallabies' big win over the luckless Welsh. The crew give their in depth opinions and hard hitting analysis of Australia’s new era of rugby, as the men in gold successfully started the ‘Schmidting It In’ process with a gritty win in game one of their July Series.

Plus, we unpack all of the big DAWG duels that certainly lived up to their hype, with South Africa downing a gallant Ireland, New Zealand edging out a persistent England and France beating the Argies with the blunt end of a baguette. With week one of global games coming to a close it was a dominant display by the teams from the Southern semicircle of the world, which led the lads to renaming this week's juicy dose of ‘Northern Hemisphere Losers’ in order to be more accurate. Also in the show, we dish up a classic case of ‘What’s Drewing’, Prof is the target of his first ‘Social Snitch’ and finally Adam ‘Pieman’ Ashley-Cooper goes for a three peat in the Four’N Twenty KOKO Quiz.

Last, but certainly not least, thanks to our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren the boys are literally wearing too many threads to count and boy do they look sexy in this week's installment of ‘Match Fit’. So put on your cork hats, firmly re-plug your double pluggers and throw on your going out footy shorts, because the bloody Wallabies are back in the winners circle and it is time to celebrate with your favourite ra ra ramblers.

We present to you episode 24 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. 

TIMECODES 

00:00 - Intros 

06:04 - The boys weekend at the footy 

06:47- Swoops Defender outing at the rugby 

08:46 - WALLABIES v WALES review 

10:52 - Swoop on the Wallabies positives

18:38 - The boys talk about Joe Schmidt’s first game

21:26 - Swoop on what being a coach is like 

24:50 - What Wales has to do in game two to win

27:34 - WALLAROOS V FIJIANA review

30:08 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren 

35:54 - Social plug, merch drops and live show info

38:05 - Social Snitches

39:57 - Northern Hemisphere Legends 

41:08 - SOUTH AFRICA V IRELAND review

43:45 - Gits praises Cheslin Kolbe

52:54 - Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots 

57:07 - ALL BLACKS V ENGLAND review

01:06:01 - ARGENTINA V FRANCE review

01:08:54 - Smaller international results 

01:09:47 - What's Drewing?

01:11:02 - The Four’N Twenty KOKO Quiz

01:18:41 - Final Thoughts

01:19:40 - Hugo singing ‘Waltzing Matilda’ to finish the show'

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This week our extra content comes from you, our beautiful big brained brilliant fans. That is right we are debuting our new segment KOKO Kwestions where one of the boys answers viewer questions while Prof sits there and mocks them endlessly.

Once again Swoop managed to duck and dive the extra work, so this week Prof sits down with Drew ‘no budget’ Mitchell and they filter through a few listener questions, covering topics from Biv’s Wallaby debut all the way through to how athletes can deal with anxiety and the stresses of playing professional sport.

So sit down and keep quiet and who knows you might bloody learn something for once. It’s time for you to gnaw on the bonus morsel attached to our content bone, this is ‘KOKO Kwestions’.

If you have any questions that you would like answered by one of these highly decorated neanderthals please send them through to our email: info@shtn.com.au or DM us on insta @kickoffskickons. And as always please continue to ‘Schmidt It In’.

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This week on The KOKO Show we have provided you with an absolute ball tearer of an episode as we transition into the beautiful oasis that is International Rugby. As we head into our 23rd week of life, the boys are joined by our favourite pint sized pioneer of quick ball and shit talk who is known for his skill, leadership and his beautiful top lip warmer. It is of course our number one Wallabies halfback born in a place named after a baked good, the one and only Mr Nic William White. With Nic in tow we submerge our souls deep down into the inner workings of Wallaby Camp, getting all the tea from our little mate as the Wallabies shape up to shatter the will of Wales.

As aforementioned, the boys get stuck into the majestic galaxy that is test footy as we build up and break down all the big International series that will be pleasuring your eyes and ears in the coming months. There is of course a little taste of home for those in the top half of the globe with a juicy ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ segment. Plus, back by popular demand Mr DOGG gives you the Cape Town edition of ‘Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots’ and at the end we get ‘quizzy with it’ thanks to our dear friends at Four’N Twenty.

And I know what you are all thinking, where is the bloody ‘Match Fit’ segment? Well hold your Polo horses because with our headline sponsor at Polo Ralph Lauren the boys get real drippy this week with their fly and fresh fits. So sit back, relax and fix yourself a white wine shandy, as the KOKO Crew are about to make you randy. It's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES

00:00 - Introducing the show

01:16 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug

01:46 - Four’N Twenty plug

02:48 - Introducing the boys

04:44 - Recap of the weekend

06:55 - Gift for Drew from the Pine Rivers Pumas

08:09 - Git’s San Diego Legion recap

09:50 - Introducing Nic White

11:00 - Nic White talking about his scratched up face

12:57 - Nic White on the first Wallaby camp

15:26 - Nic White on the difference between Eddie and Joe

16:40 - Nic confirms that Joe wears his ‘Schmidt It In’ shirt

22:59 - Nic White on playing at the Western Force

24:13 - Start one, bench one and drop one - Nic White edition

26:35 - Farewell to Nic White

29:13 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren

36:13 - Socials, website and live show plug

38:36 - Social Snitches

42:04 - The Rugby Roundup segment - Wallabies v Wales chat

45:25 - Gits chats about How the coaching staff works together at camp

46:55 - Swoop talks about how we must respect Wales

48:32 - Wallabies v Wales panel predictions

48:51 - South Africa v Ireland chat

53:36 - All Blacks v England chat

57:26 - Argentina v France chat

59:54 - Fiji v Georgia, Portugal v Scotland and Romania v USA chat

01:01:32 - Gits on changing the arrangement of the anthems

01:02:58 - Wallaroos v Fijiana plug

01:04:00 - ‘What’s Drewing?’

01:07:37 - ‘Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots’ - Cape Town edition

01:13:13 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ - Top 14 Final Toulouse v Bordeaux

01:17:24 - The KOKO Quiz - Brought to you by Four’N Twenty

01:25:42 - Thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren and Myer

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This week on the KOKO Show we give you a double guest charcuterie board filled to the brim with Olympic sized treats. We are joined by the one woman wrecking crew who prefers flattening opponents than crossing the whitewash, she is known as the Narrabeen Knuckle Duster, but we just like to call her Miss Sariah Paki. On top of having one of the star players, we thought let's also get the gentleman that puts these gold medal gurus through their paces. He is the Russel Crowe of the Women’s Sevens set up and boy does he have a beautiful mind, it is the mercurial messenger, Mr Tim Walsh. With the KOKO torch lit and the ceremony over, Sariah and Tim dove deep into their Olympic preparations, discussed the sacrifices for success and illuminated the best path for their gold medal domination in Paris.   

Plus, the boys most certainly jumped through all the Olympic rings to bring you your favourite KOKO segments including a full ‘Rugby Roundup’ where we breakdown the Blues v Chiefs final, we had a quick visit to Dr ‘What’s Drewing?’ to discuss Joe Schmidt’s first Wallaby Squad, as well as a little squizz at the winners and losers out of the All Blacks selection session. The boys then took a little jaunt North of the Equator to unpack all the footy action over the weekend which included England pounding Japan, the Springboks emasculating the Welsh, the Top 14 Semis and finally the URC Final.

Just kick back in your comfy, stylish and durable threads from our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren and let’s bloody manifest about living out our Olympic dream of being higher, faster and stronger together. So, all that is left to do is take your favourite Matt Giteau gummy, run to the fridge for snacks and hammer-curl a glass of crisp Savvy B, it’s time for another session of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

00:00 - Start of the show 

00:33 - Polo Ralph Lauren Plug 

01:07 - Show intro

02:24 - The boys intros

04:00 - Recap of the boy’s weekends 

07:42 - ‘Match Fit’ segment brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren

13:16 - Socials and website plug 

14:22 - Daniel Ricciardo loves the KOKO merch

15:21 - Social Snitches segment

17:39 - Introducing Tim Walsh and Sariah Paki

37:09 - Who are the Aussie Women's Sevens biggest rivals

40:01 - Tim Walsh almost got Gits to play sevens

41:51 - Bringing fifteens players into the sevens last minute

45:09 - The KOKO Quiz 

59:08 - Rugby Roundup Segment 

59:18 - Super Rugby Final

01:04:18 - What’s Drewing? - Discussing the Wallabies and All Blacks squads

01:10:43 - Northern Hemisphere Legends

01:29:02 - Top 14 Semi-Finals

01:33:53 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater and special KOKO ‘Beef10’ discount code

01:38:49 - Thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren our headline sponsor

01:39:33 - Signing off the show

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If you want more, you can have it. So this week’s extra content for you KOKO Show desperados is another little dose of ‘Prof’s Pick And Let’s Effing Go’.

This week Prof has a chinwag with our punditry purist Drew Mitchell to breakdown the Aussie Super Rugby Teams performances in 2024. The pair get into the weeds about the strengths and weaknesses of each team in the tournament and areas where growth is needed for 2025.   

In this segment we give you guys a comprehensive health check post the 2024 season and also how each of these teams may shape up heading into a new year.

So please sit back and listen to every bloody word these buffoons say because they know their Aussie footy and they only deliver sage analysis. It’s time for Prof’s Pick And Let's Effing Go’.

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