This week Justin welcomes one of our favorite Occasional Guests, John Hill, back to the show to get into the biggest stories! When it comes to fans feeling entitled, Chappell Roan has had it. OFFICIALLY! Someone is acting cutesy and attempts to demurely trademark Jools LeBron’s catch phrases, JLO continues to exhaust the public as we get into Virgo season, an Australian woman gets extremely fresh with a fish and much more! Follow John Hill - https://www.instagram.com/johnarthurhill/?hl=en Follow us on Instagram: Justin Martindale - https://www.instagram.com/justinmartindale The Comedy Store - https://www.instagram.com/thecomedystore Comedy Store Studios - https://www.instagram.com/comedystorestudios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Justin welcomes Billie Lee to the show to talk about her book "Why Are You So Sensitive? Navigating Everyday, Unintended Microaggressions”, available everywhere September 10. Then they get very demure, very cutesy and very mindful discussing the year's biggest TikTok trend. Blake Lively is getting people upset, Gaga and Bruno Mars collaborate on a new song, Gypsy Rose isn’t sure who the father of her baby is, gay flamingos are hatching babies of their own and much more! Follow Billie Lee https://www.instagram.com/itsmebillielee/?hl=en Order Billie's book now! https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Why-Are-You-So-Sensitive/Billie-Lee/9781524873493 Follow us on Instagram: Justin Martindale - https://www.instagram.com/justinmartindale The Comedy Store - https://www.instagram.com/thecomedystore Comedy Store Studios - https://www.instagram.com/comedystorestudios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Justin welcomes Eliot Glazer to get into the endless Pride month. The cast of season three of Traitors, Sabrina Carpenter and Chappell Roan perform at the Governor's Ball, Macy Gray thinks appearing on The Masked Singer may have caused brain damage, Nick Cannon takes out an unusual insurance policy and much more! Follow Eliot on IG - https://www.instagram.com/eliotglazer and go to https://www.eliotglazer.com/ to stay up to date! Follow us on Instagram: Justin Martindale - https://www.instagram.com/justinmartindale The Comedy Store - https://www.instagram.com/thecomedystore Comedy Store Studios - https://www.instagram.com/comedystorestudios Wanna buy something with our logo on it? https://shop.comedystore.com/ and https://comedystorerecords.myshopify.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

0 Days Since Our Last Nonsense. It's a good one this week with torture via "Baby Shark," nursing home strippers, butt stuff in the chess world and an article from the National Vanguard that's NOT to be missed. SEE JUSTIN ON THE ROAD WITH HEATHER MCDONALD FOR JUICY SCOOP LIVE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BROS! We got a good one for you today. Justin welcomes star of the upcoming film "BROS," Guy Branum in to discuss the week of events and news from the Queens death to living life at the Lady Gaga show at Dodgers Stadium. Plus squirrels splooting and Ray Jay... also splooting. Don't miss it! CHECK OUT "BROS" IN THEATERS ON 9/30! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back with another week of madness in the world of news. This week Justin covers the Venice Film Festival and the Olivia Wilde drama, Britney's atheism, jizzy jewelry and most importantly, taking the sun in through your butthole. PLUS we're all melting in LA heat. An actual hell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fresh off of a week of wild press coverage, Justin is back with another episode covering VMA's, Yung Gravy MILFing it up, a server dipping hot wings into her vag and a bunch of song collabs nobody asked for. PLUS, SNL alum and comedy icon Cheri Oteri is in to talk her favorite skits, celeb interactions plus her new Comedy Central film! WATCH "OUT OF OFFICE" ON COMEDY CENTRAL ON MONDAY 8/5! TO DONATE TO FOOD ON FOOT, HEAD OVER TO FOODONFOOT.ORG! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back with another supersized episode of Just Sayin' with special guest Heather Morris. We talk working with Beyonce, her time on Glee and of course, today's big stories from Aubrey O'Day's green screen vacations to J-Lo to the first virtual rapper signed to a major label. It's a good one! LEAVE A COMMENT AND HEATHER WILL READ THEM ON HER INSTAGRAM! AND GO SEE JUSTIN ON TOUR WITH HEATHER MCDONALD FOR JUICY SCOOP LIVE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have a long one and good one for you with Justin back from Atlanta with actress and co-host of the "Talk Scary To Me" Podcast, Scout Taylor-Compton. This week we cover naked Butlers, Michelle Branch's arrest, Tommy Lee's upside down d*ck and Vegas being Satan's asshole. RIP Anne Heche. SEE JUSTIN ON THE ROAD ALL FALL. CHECK OUT "TALK SCARY TO ME" WHEREVER YOU GET PODCASTS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Justin went from being on set to out of town so this episode is a little short and a little news-free. It IS, however, an awesome chat with guest Sarah Hyland about coming up with Justin at The Comedy Store and how they became friends. Worth a listen. The world will continue to burn and we'll be back next week with our coverage. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THE SONG IS "SHOOP" BY SALT-N-PEPA. IYKYK. Just listen. Another great episode with the hilarious Sarah Hyland joining us to discuss all things news from Demi no longer being Them-i, to Russian robots breaking children's fingers to the reunion the world has been waiting for. Justin's got it all for ya! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fresh off their return from San Diego Comic Con 2022, Comedy Store-favorite Mark Ellis joins Justin to talk this years con plus the weeks hottest stories from Martha Stewart to Jojo Siwa. Check it out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We love to cover chaos and boy was this a week of chaos. From a woman hospitalized after picking up a dollar to sex dolls and dungeons to Gaga, we have it all with special guest Evan Williams joining Justin in-studio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Justin welcomes Pete Zias to help him investigate the weeks biggest stories. It's officially Pride season and the everyone is already exhausted. Adele give big ally energy at her show in Vegas, Cher's boyfriend gives an update on their relationship, the Bennifer breakup rumors continue, Turkish plastic surgeons are giving dramatic makeovers and much more! Follow Pete on IG https://www.instagram.com/petezias Follow us on Instagram: Justin Martindale - https://www.instagram.com/justinmartindale The Comedy Store - https://www.instagram.com/thecomedystore Comedy Store Studios - https://www.instagram.com/comedystorestudios Wanna buy something with our logo on it? https://shop.comedystore.com/ and https://comedystorerecords.myshopify.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back. After two weeks in Jury Duty, Justin is back covering the hottest messes on the planet from the Emmy nominations and Brad Pitt's facial blindness to Armie Hammer becoming the Cayman Cannibal. PLUS why NOT farting could put you in a wheelchair. DO NOT MISS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hope you all had a great 4th of July weekend. We're back with Part 2 of our hang with the hilarious Jodie Sweetin. She's never seen Hocus Pocus. Do we even continue at this point? This week we have Megan Thee Stallion trashing Texas' terrible policies and the Barbie movie that just doesn't need to exist. Another solid week of news. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back with another JUST SAYIN' and with special guest, actress, activist and overall badass Jodie Sweetin! From the Glow Down Challenge to Affleck's Lamborghini mishap to a Subway restaurant shooting over mayo, they cover it all. Plus some 90's toy reminiscing. Don't miss Part 1 of this hilarious episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back with another week of crazy news. From a woman humiliated in a Subway bathroom to Honey Boo Boo holding her niece like a Subway sandwich, everything is the worst. Amber Heard is "poor" in the Hamptons, Beyonce dropped a new song and JT can't dance. Plus a murderous yoga instructor and MONKEYPOX! Don't miss it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pride weekend, Britney Spears, Gaga in Joker 2 and another knuckle-dragging creature spotted in Texas. Justin has special guest Johnny Sibilly in to go through it all on this weeks hilarious episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Justin survived pride weekend, but can we survive the onslaught of pride marketing from your favorite trash favorites like Burger King and Walmart? Plus Anna Delvey to play Madonna, people in Texas can spell and we have our first Mexican woman in space. WHAT A WEEK! Thanks to FGSoap for sponsoring this episode. Go to FuckingGoodSoap.com and use PROMO CODE: JUST for 10%! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Pride Month! We're kicking it off with a wild post-memorial day episode. The world is ending again with mutant sharks, we have a woman with terrible advice for killing your husband and another woman with terrible advice for what to do with your boob sweat. Don't miss it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She did it! Taylor Swift has her doctorate! She really worked hard for this one. Another week, some more crazy stuff going on from a "professional porn watcher," to Marc Anthony's latest fiance to The Queen herself. PLUS an update on a Selena pinata that you DO NOT want to miss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Special Guest Nia Renee Hill is in studio with Justin! Another day, another Madonna NFT with a tree growing out of her lady parts. Tale as old as time, as they say. PLUS, MGK's 30k manicure and Kimmy K doing her Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Issue thing. Don't miss it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From Urkel being a Jerkel (kill us) to NASA sending nudes to Aliens, this week is a wild one. Merch available at comedystorerecords.myshopify.com and check out Justin on the road! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Justin is ready to kick off Pride season and welcomes Matteo Lane to the show! Matteo is not into the TikTok one pot pasta trends, they rate their level of Gay voice, and Disney characters are being labeled "problematic". Justin gets into some Essential Pride songs, Bette Midler has some regrets about her TV show, and celebrity impersonators give us the rest of the Diva's we love! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's that time of the year where everyone gets all dressed up and seeking the attention they feel they've been shorted the other 364 days: MET GALA TIME! We cover all the hot and not looks that made their way into the Gala PLUS our week in news. DON'T MISS OUT! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're in double digits with episode 10 and no better way to celebrate than with friends and Store-favorite Sarah Tiana. We cover The Masked Singer, whale d*cks, Lea Michele's WHOLE vagina, new "no-hitting" rules at the TONY's and of course, the After School Satan Club which is coming soon to an elementary school near you! CHECK OUR JUSTIN AND SARAH TAPING NEW SPECIALS THIS SUNDAY 5/1 @ THE COMEDY STORE DURING THE NETFLIX IS A JOKE COMEDY FESTIVAL! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's our first bonus episode and with the finale of RuPaul's Drag Race upon us, Justin had a lot to talk about. Who better than to chat with than comic and Drag Race-fan, the hilarious Kevin Christy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a bonus episode! We have a special episode coming Friday so why not get through the weeks news a little early? From cannibalism to aliens to Kardashians. We got it all. PLUS, recaps of Justin's weekend adventures to the Ren Faire and Bridgerton experience. It's a good one! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jesus is coming! And between Britney being pregnant and Ben and JLo getting engaged, he probably won't know what year it is. Tune in to another episode of JUST SAYIN' where we cover everything from the latest celeb news to a woman's fall from grace (a plane). FULL VIDEO AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ON MONDAY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another day another Just Sayin' with Justin Martindale. This week we talk about Lady Gaga's Barista swap, a plan ride play sash, Greta almost getting killed by her tool of change and more! PLUS Guinness World Record holder for "Largest Mouth Gape," Sam Ramsdale in to talk news and try some food. Don't miss it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 5 and it's a doozy. We have our first guest with the hilarious Jessimae Peluso to discuss Selena, eating on the toilet and the slap heard 'round the world on Oscar night. DO NOT MISS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another week, another load of ridiculous news to cover. This week Justin takes on America's happiness ranking, Amanda Bynes, and the Chip machine that will probably be the beginning of the end for us all. It's a good one! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another week, another load of nonsense in the world of pop culture. We cover everything from Ye's chat with god to Anna Delvey's chat with ICE to Bella Hadid's chat with reality. We got you covered! LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE! Follow @JustinMartindale on Instagram! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We made it to Episode 2! This week we cover all the hot headlines from the past week: bad roommates, bad Airbnb guests, ghosts, murder and Madonna. What more could you ask for? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Justin welcomes Jessimae Peluso to the show. Netflix is a Joke is over, and Justin and Jessimae get into the festival drama! They also share their memories of burning down a club in Texas. Marjorie Taylor Greene is the inspiration behind the song of the summer, there have been complaints about Kelly Clarkson's feet, the portal to Dublin is interrupted by a woman's breasts, Naval Academy students climb a greasy pole, and much more! Follow Jessimae https://www.instagram.com/jessimaepeluso/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spring has Sprung and so has the official first episode of JUST SAYIN' with Justin Martindale. This week we rekindle celebrity romances, get 19th century with "The Courtship," hate on lucky lotto winners and move over Euphoria, we're taking you to Horndog High!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Justin brings the show back to the Comedy Store stage and welcomes back occasional guest, John Hill for Just Sayin' LIVE! as part of the Netflix is a Joke festival! Inspired by Challengers, Justin and John assemble their Netflix is a Joke comedy tennis teams, a man draws a crowd in NYC eating snacks, the Met Gala favorite looks, they explore the best of Texas and a special musical performance by John Hill! Save your money with Rocket Money visit https://www.rocketmoney.com/sayin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Justin welcomes Debra DiGiovanni to the shoe to get into the week’s biggest stories. The Netflix is a Joke Festival is happening all over the city and Justin shares stories from the Comedy Store after the Top Brady roast. The Kentucky Derby horse names tell an interesting story, Anna Wintour causes confusion at her own party, Britney Spears takes us back to 2008, Lil’ Kim dance moves save a woman’s life and much more!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Justin welcomes back one of our favorite Occasional Guests, John Hill! Billie Eilish has embraced self love, Noah Cyrus gives a response to her family drama, a couple in Florida tries to fake lottery tickets, pee stains are in fashion and much more!  Don’t miss Just Sayin’ with Justin Martindale LIVE as part of the Netflix is a Joke Festival at The Comedy Store 5/9 @ 8pm with John Hill!  Get tickets https://www.showclix.com/event/justin-may9th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Justin welcomes Gabe Gibbs to the show to play some music and get into the week's biggest stories. Taylor Swift’s album is playing in Justin’s home, Courtney Love has opinions on women in music, George Santos reveals his alleged past as a teen model, a deam man applies for a loan and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Justin welcomes Ron Hernandez to the show to talk about her show, Living for the Dead (available on Hulu and Disney+) and get into the weeks biggest stories. It’s Coachella time again and the influencers were out! John Wayne Bobbitt loses more appendages, rats are on birth control, marital trouble for the Golden Bachelor and much more!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Justin welcomes Kelly Ryan to the show to talk about the eclipse and get into the weeks biggest stories. Jojo Siwa is releasing new music that terrorizing West Hollywood, an earthquake interrupts a vasectomy, Gyspy Rose get’s a makeover and much more!  This episode is supported by FACTOR, visit https://www.factormeals.com/sayin50 for 50% off your first box Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Just Sayin' with Justin Martindale is LIVE from the Comedy Store with occasional guest, Bob the Drag Queen to talk about his current world tour, This is Wild. Then we get into the hottest Olympians, celebrate childless cat ladies, play a very special round of Tuck, Mary, Chop and so much more! Follow Bob the Drag Queen https://www.instagram.com/bobthedragqueen/?hl=en See Bob live on the This is Wild tour https://www.bobthedragqueen.com/appearances Follow us on Instagram: Justin Martindale - https://www.instagram.com/justinmartindale The Comedy Store - https://www.instagram.com/thecomedystore Comedy Store Studios - https://www.instagram.com/comedystorestudios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Justin welcomes Sarah Hyland to the show to wear their Cottage Wear bonnets and get into the week’s best stories. Cowboy Carter has arrived and Beyoncé is taking on Jolene, Tori Spelling’s kids are teased for living in a RV, Britney can barely understand English, Gypsy Rose makes a big decision, a woman and her cat are shot into space and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Justin welcomes Josh Potter to the show. There's a Full Worm Moon this week and so many stories to get into. Rebel Wilson shares her opinion of Sacha Baron Cohen, Bruce Springsteen has a new look, JoJo Siwa is ready for babies, Lisa Rinna claims she's a better actor from her time on Housewives and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Justin welcomes Carnie Wilson to the show. As a member of one of the biggest groups of the 90's, Wilson Phillips, she shares the origin story and celebrate the music and fashion of the decade. Banksy has a new mural, graffiti artists improve a billboard, Texans find a way to watch porn and much more.  Discover new wines you’ll love with Firstleaf. Go to TryFirstleaf.Com/SAYIN to get your first box Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Justin welcomes Taylor Williamson to the show to celebrate their dogs. They also get into the best stories of the week. Justin was at the Madonna concert where Kylie joined her on stage, James McAvoy hurts himself in an orgy scene, a man judges other guests on a nude cruise, Harry Potter is over and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Justin welcomes Eleanor Kerrigan to the show to talk about her time at The Comedy Store and her new special - No Country for Old Women, available now on The Comedy Store’s YouTube channel. Then, they get into the best stories of the week from Britney and Janet surviving Justin, Miley’s mom keeping it in the family, the Willy Wonka experience, gay whales and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Justin’s guest is stand-up comedian, author, actor and host of the podcast Endless Honeymoon with his wife Natasha Leggero, Moshe Kasher. Moshe’s social media algorithm is going wild, where to shower at Burning Man and the story behind his new book, Subculture Vulture: A Memoir in Six ScenesI. Gwen Stefani reveals her least favorite No Doubt song, Ricky Martin’s foot fetish, a family moves to Russia to escape LGBTQ ideology, and more!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices