Explorez tous les épisodes du podcast I Will Write Your Book
| Titre | Date | Durée | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Final Episode! | 19 Aug 2021 | 00:36:49 | |
It's just Will and Karen as the podcast wraps up. Will gets a job at a real publishing house. Karen is engaged and also in legal trouble. Will discovers his destiny. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| A Little Something Like This - Nate Smith | 12 Aug 2021 | 00:51:31 | |
Gene Dumm (Nate Smith) is a jingleman (his term) and wants to teach the world about how to write a good jingle and immediately upload it to the public domain. Also Will grew a mustache (did this happen before? I can't remember and refuse to learn) and Karen is filthy rich. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| My Weekend With Leguizamo - Erin McGathy | 03 Jun 2021 | 00:59:53 | |
Michelle Williams (Erin McGathy) needs a memoir written, but first she has some questions about statute of limitations. Will is bad at knowing when stories end. And Karen has a salmon farm. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| I Was Then Asked to Perform Rhinoplasty - Peter Banifaz (REBROADCAST) | 27 May 2021 | 00:58:55 | |
"Little Tony" Nicoletti (Peter Banifz) wants Will and Karen to help him write a memoir about his days doing jobs for a NYC crime family. So they do! __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| The Great Bigsby - Matt Apodaca (REBROADCAST) | 20 May 2021 | 00:59:16 | |
Vance Bigsby (Matt Apodaca) wants to rewrite The Great Gatsby, but make it about him. Will screws this up somehow. Karen continues to think Will is an idiot. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Get Your Money - Laci Mosley (REBROADCAST) | 13 May 2021 | 00:39:43 | |
Lanessa Williams (Laci Mosley) wishes to write a book about her methods of facilitiating a separation between other people and their money. Lanessa also motivates Pam to make will catch up on his payments to her! __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Little Known Facts About Great Black Americans - Ronnie Adrian (REBROADCAST) | 06 May 2021 | 00:56:28 | |
Mike Tresvant (Ronnie Adrian) wants to write a book that reveals little-known facts about great black Americans, which he learned from... fringe sites. Will and Karen helplessly look on. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| I Am Made Of Filiment - Siomha McQuinn | 29 Apr 2021 | 00:49:29 | |
Alice (Siomha McQuinn) wants a book written on pool safety, but also Alice has a secret! We won't tell you here what that secret is! But a small hint is that she is not human, and is in fact a Sim. Okay, we just told you! It gets revealed pretty early. Also Karen is still rich and Will is still poor. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Jump In The Pond - Ryan Barton | 22 Apr 2021 | 00:54:04 | |
Bubbles Sparkleton (Ryan Barton) wants a book written about a princess. But nothing too dark! How close is Will to getting this story right? Getting warmer, warmer.. totally cold! Also Karen is making soap. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Dick Dock Diaries - John Flynn | 15 Apr 2021 | 00:54:35 | |
Bradley Thomas Michaelson (John Flynn) is worried about death and thus wants to write a book about summers in Provinceton in the 1970s. It's a book but it's a musical. Will wants to talk about Nixon, and Karen meets Stephen King at the bait and tackle shop. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Babysitting Is American - Joe Wengert | 08 Apr 2021 | 01:00:12 | |
Rock icon Bruce Springsteen (Joe Wengert) has a new goal: write a young adult novel about a group of babysitters. Also, Will is drinking wheat germ. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| A "Good Example" Vampire - Olivia Snow Norman | 01 Apr 2021 | 00:57:46 | |
Mrs. Jackie Corn (Olivia Snow Norman) loves young adult vampire stories, except for the sex, love, laziness and blood. Karen buys a furniture store and Will needs a place to crash. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Come Visit Montreal! - Charlie Sanders and Camille Knox | 29 Jul 2021 | 00:46:54 | |
Jacques and Renee (Charlie Sanders and Camille Knox) want to write a travel book about Montreal despite speaking very little English themselves. Also Karen helped a horse give birth and Will's cheese is sweaty. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Whacko Bible - Gil Ozeri | 25 Mar 2021 | 01:03:37 | |
Rabbi Joe Gittlebaum (Gil Ozeri) needs the bible to be more sexy, violent and most of all funny so he can get rich and famous. Also, Karen bought a kite factory and Will sunburned his head. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Not Like That - John Gemberling | 18 Mar 2021 | 01:00:49 | |
Garrett LaFrance (John Gemberling) wants to write a series of anthology short story collections, like Stephen King, whom he has never read! Karen has a pool, and Will has food all over his shirt. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Cancelled - Brad Evans and Nick Ciarelli | 11 Mar 2021 | 00:56:39 | |
Toad Gingrich (Brad Evans) and Russ Wilcox (Nick Ciarelli) want to write a book about a traumatic episode they experienced being cancelled in popular culture! Pam curates an art gallery, Will gets kicked out of a Starbucks. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Dog Too Stinky - Sarah Claspell | 04 Mar 2021 | 00:54:00 | |
Katrina Pavlovnovitch (Sarah Claspell) wants to help the world make their dogs less stinky, and also has invented many hot dogs! Karen adopted the wrong animal and Will is sort of a total psychopath? __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Fix Your Home, Save My Family - Brian Hines | 25 Feb 2021 | 00:53:48 | |
Fisher Baker (Brian Hines) wants to write a DIY home repair book that will also win back his family! Also covered: name changes, fist fights and crown molding. Will and Karen solve his problems and everyone's problems and get along great. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Trader Joe, Fantasy Hero - Mark Rennie | 18 Feb 2021 | 00:55:16 | |
Stephen Kling (Mark Rennie) is ready to create a seven book fantasy epic starring his new character, Trader Joe. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| No I Have Not Read A Book - Casey Feigh | 11 Feb 2021 | 00:48:54 | |
Donovan Light (Casey Feigh) wants to write a book, even though he's never read one, because someone he went on a date with said he was dumb! Will and Karen help, ish. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Will's Brother Kevin And His Copy Editor - Kevin Hines and Chelsea Clarke | 04 Feb 2021 | 00:53:14 | |
Kevin Hines (Kevin Hines), a much more successful ghost author than Will, comes on to offer Will some work. He brings along his copy editor Chelsea Clarke (Chelsea Clarke), who is a supportive and loving co-worker of Kevin's. Karen reminds Will that he is a piece of shit. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Early 90s Child Actor Tells All - Drew Spears | 28 Jan 2021 | 00:52:39 | |
Freddie Spats (Drew Spears), a child actor of early 90s television, is ready to write a tell-all book of his sordid Hollywood life in the hopes of spicing up his appeal on the convention circuit. Will has ulterior motives and Karen rats him out first chance she gets. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Look At My Perfect Babies and Perfect Hats - Betsy Stover | 21 Jan 2021 | 00:48:49 | |
Posey Quiver (Betsy Stover), a massively successful Instagram influencer from Williamsburg Brooklyn, turns to Will and Karen for help with a book based on her Instagram account and her perfect photogenic life! __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| The Swamp of Ireland - Grace Mulvey | 22 Jul 2021 | 00:53:15 | |
Bernadette Christie (Grace Mulvey), a good Catholic Longford woman, wants to write a book that will help young ladies in her church not be so unchristian like those trashy folks from Roscommon or those people on the show Sex on the City. Also Karen dominates horses and Will loses a kidney. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| How To Be A Bad Girl At Disneyland - Joan Ford | 14 Jan 2021 | 00:49:14 | |
Meg Simone (Joan Ford of Red and Yellow), famous for her blog Tipsy Tinkerbell, wants to tell you how to be a bad girl at Disneyland. Disclaimer: much of her behavior are clear felonies and should not be done. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| I Invented Passive-Aggressive Road Rage - Carl Tart | 07 Jan 2021 | 00:45:24 | |
Willie Sheath (Carl Tart of The Flagrant Ones) wants credit for his greatest invention: passive-aggressive road rage. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| The Chrono-Mastiff - Zach Reino | 31 Dec 2020 | 00:54:57 | |
Dennis Rath (Zach Reino of Off-Book), a rival ghost writer stops by to ask Will to take a very prestigious project off of Dennis' plate - a fantasy epic about The Chronomaster. Will returns the favor by giving away his genius idea to write about the invention of necks ties. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| I Was Then Asked to Perform Rhinoplasty - Peter Banifaz | 17 Dec 2020 | 00:58:48 | |
"Little Tony" Nicoletti (Peter Banifaz) wants Will and Karen to help him write a memoir about his days doing jobs for a NYC crime family. So they do! __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| The Most Twins on Motorcycles - Alex Fernie | 10 Dec 2020 | 00:43:42 | |
Alfie Guiness (Alex Fernie), the youngest and most irresponsible member of the family charged with the Guiness Book of World Records, begs Will and Karen to get this year's edition together for him. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Sex Is Weird, And Getting Worse - Katy Fishell | 03 Dec 2020 | 00:49:30 | |
Katy Fishell asks Will to take over the graphic novel version of her illustration/storytelling project @sex_is_weird. Will brings his personal anecdotes of sexual liberation and his drawing skills to the task. Karen has a hacienda in Joshua Tree. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Things Are Going Great - Katie Foster | 26 Nov 2020 | 00:52:31 | |
Will's ex-wife Linda (Katie Foster) comes on the podcast for help writing a book about the great romance that is her current and better marriage. Karen reveals she once slept with Don Johnson? __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| The One About The Aliens - Michael McMillian | 19 Nov 2020 | 00:52:06 | |
Danny Diggs (Michael McMillian) wants to write his book about a series of alien abductions he experience from the fall of 1994 for the next 7 years where he was witness to an amiable group of six good looking people! __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| HIS-story? A Murderous Fantasy - Adam Peacock | 12 Nov 2020 | 00:40:48 | |
Joe Burkey (Adam Peacock) is a history teacher who's been having problems with misbehaving students. Will and Karen help him work through his feelings by writing a book about murder! __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Parking Attendent, Fully Loaded - Anna Salinas | 29 Oct 2020 | 00:53:18 | |
Conner McGleason (Anna Salinas), a parking attendant from Boston, has come to LA to tell the exciting story of his profession and make it a movie. But no one gives a crap, so he's settling for writing a book. Will and Karen try to help, and fail. Check it out! __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Your Inner Carrot Top - Zeke Nicholson | 15 Jul 2021 | 00:47:00 | |
Dolby Sheen, aka Mr. Picklesworth (Zeke Nicholoson), who is a clown, wants to inspire the next generation of clowns by telling them their non-clown persona is a total piece of crap! Also Will has new peace sign glasses and Karen is playing the banjo. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| God 2.0 - Dan Donohue | 22 Oct 2020 | 00:40:42 | |
Richtin Livingsgood (Dan Donahue) is the head pastor of an alleged megachurch called Let It Rain, and he wants to write a book to encourage young people to get into God, partly by telling them that it's cool if you're a satanist or do drugs, even if you're doing them right at this second. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Cool Man - Greg Gallant | 15 Oct 2020 | 00:57:51 | |
Burton Krintz (Greg Gallant), a 50 year old virgin who gets regularly bullied by teen, wants to write a superhero novel about a man who gains the superpower of being a little taller and having a good house. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| The Great Bigsby - Matt Apodaca | 08 Oct 2020 | 00:59:18 | |
Vance Bigsby (Matt Apodaca) wants to rewrite The Great Gatsby, but make it about him. Will screws this up somehow. Karen continues to think Will is an idiot. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| I See Ravine People - Kelly Nugent | 01 Oct 2020 | 00:42:12 | |
Chasper Mullet (Kelly Nugent) has advice about ghosts -- partly how to deal with them, and partly advice FOR them. Will only wants to talk about ravines. Karen thinks all of Will's ideas are great! That's not true, she hates them. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Make Your Commute A Community - Kathy Yamamoto | 24 Sep 2020 | 00:56:12 | |
Joan Didione (Kathy Yamamoto) has tips on making friends while you drive, and with anyone you've ever talked to for even two seconds. Will related to loneliness, and Karen still has a boat. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Maybe Something Like 'The Game?' - Jake Sprague | 17 Sep 2020 | 00:49:25 | |
Ernie Bort (Jake Sprague) wants to write a book that teaches things like the pick-up techniques in the game, despite having married his high school girlfriend and never having dated or kissed outside of that. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Adult Scares - Oscar Montoya | 10 Sep 2020 | 00:56:50 | |
Diego Pasada, aka D.P. Stone (Oscar Montoya) author of the famous Gooseflesh series of children's books, needs help writing his first horror novel aimed at adults! Do Will and Karen help? Kind of! __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Asleep At The ... Plane? - Shaun Diston | 03 Sep 2020 | 00:46:22 | |
Jeff PeterSONville (Shaun Diston) wants to write about his experience having a pilot's license and flying. This episode involves debt, murder and naps! Karen talks about her boat. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Donkey Kong 64 The Book - Nick Wiger | 27 Aug 2020 | 00:50:41 | |
Kobe Mojito (Nick Wiger) wants to write a book to adapt the video game Donkey Kong 64, which he has acquired to rights to. Will knows nothing about the game and is useless. Karen has a boat and won't let Will ride. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Never Won Once - Caroline Clifford | 20 Aug 2020 | 00:42:30 | |
Jenny Katz (Caroline Clifford) wants to write a book about table tennis, a game she has never won, and also wishes the book to be physically impossible. Karen thinks romance is in the air. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Pass The Mic - Shem Pennant | 08 Jul 2021 | 00:46:49 | |
Timothy Tippingtree (Shem Pennant) a very straight and very white CEO wants help promoting diversity at his 100% male company and Will thinks he can help. Also Karen is on the run for murder. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Get Your Money - Laci Mosley | 13 Aug 2020 | 00:39:44 | |
Lanessa Williams (Laci Mosley) wishes to write a book about her methods of facilitiating a separation between other people and their money. Lanessa also motivates Karen to make Will catch up on his payments to her! __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Feel the Beat - Jason Mantzoukas | 06 Aug 2020 | 00:50:17 | |
A passionate drummer named Chuff Mitchell (Jason Mantzoukas) wants to write a book which spells out the sounds of great drum fills. Remember: every drum fill is an opportunity to steal focus. And Karen reveals that she used to be in a band! __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Fade In: The Sixties - Connie Shin | 30 Jul 2020 | 00:35:25 | |
A true crime fan (Connie Shin) think she has a subject no one has explored yet, likes using screenplay language in her books and doesn't approve of Will's mansplaining. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||
| Sleeper Agent - Jim Woods | 23 Jul 2020 | 00:38:34 | |
Denis Brown (Jim Woods) has been living a double life: one that he remembers in St. Petersburg, Florida and another he is STARTING to remember in St. Petersburg, Russia?!?!?! He also might be a robot. __ SHOW INFORMATION Twitter: @IWillWriteYour | |||