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| 180. Benny Loves You | 31 Oct 2024 | 00:51:20 | |
We’re celebrating Halloween this year with a movie that is decidedly more trick than treat, but we invite you to come on the journey with us and decide for yourself! Benny Loves You is the bastard spawn of Child’s Play and Toy Story, and while this film doesn’t have a serious bone in its body, it is absolutely ruthless and irreverent when it comes to storytelling. The cast of highly unlikeable characters is somewhat balanced out by our adorable, if not slightly stabby, villain, and despite all the innocent blood spilt along the way, we couldn’t help rooting for Benny, who just wanted to cuddle and play. Always remember, Benny loves you, and we do, too! Happy Halloween!
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| 179. Lisa Frankenstein | 24 Oct 2024 | 00:58:17 | |
This campy, romantic spin on a classic monster tale is unexpectedly fun and delightful, or maybe our brains have just eroded so much this spooky season we can't tell up from down anymore. Set in the 80s purely for the vibes, Lisa Frankenstein finds its success in nostalgia, quirky humor, and A+ casting, not to mention the most creative repurposing of a tanning bed we've ever seen. Was it perfect? Hell no, we've got notes. But if you don't take it too seriously, we think you'll enjoy this one, too! Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on: Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com | |||
| 170. Emily in Paris S4E1&2&3 - Break Point & Love on the Run & Masquerade | 22 Aug 2024 | 00:45:40 | |
We're off to a rough start here in Season 4 of Emily in Paris, but buckle up because we're in it for the long haul. Between the tired love triangles, the cliched sit-com moments, and the inexplicable personality pivots, we're scared to see what the rest of Part 1 will bring us. Only one person can save us from this assured destruction, and it is our queen, Sylvie Grateau. (Okay, fine, two people -- can't forget our beloved Luc). Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on: Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com | |||
| 80. The Next 365 Days | 13 Sep 2022 | 00:37:14 | |
First, there were two guns in the club. Then, there was a secret evil twin. We were expecting BIG things from the third (and ALLEGEDLY final) installment of the 365 Days series we've come to know and love (despite our better judgment). Sadly, this trilogy ends with a whimper rather than a bang...but is this really the end? Could there be an opportunity for redemption? Hit us up on Twitter and let us know if you're Team Massimo or Team Nacho, and listen to our episode to find out where we stand.
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| 79. Nocturnal Animals | 30 Aug 2022 | 00:44:26 | |
If you enjoyed our Woman in the Window episode...this is basically that. We are split on our feelings about Nocturnal Animals, another suspenseful drama that revolves around Amy Adams and her character's troubled past, and we would love to hear who you agree with! Was this movie a successful revenge metaphor or a pretentious journey through a spoiled, selfish woman's melodramatic life? We've certainly got our opinions.
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| 78. The Midnight Meat Train | 23 Aug 2022 | 00:50:17 | |
Bradley Cooper is nice to look at and that's about the only good thing we can say about this very confusing and gross movie. While we don't exactly condone watching The Midnight Meat Train on your own time, we are deeply curious to know if anyone has been able to make sense of the ending or the chest barnacles that are still haunting our dreams to this day.
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| 77. The Resort | 16 Aug 2022 | 00:39:55 | |
Find us four less likable people than the morons leading us through this 76-minute express train to hell, WE DARE YOU. Between the near-constant whining, the lengthy braindead conversations about ghosts and spirituality, and the complete lack of a discernible plot, The Resort may quite possibly be one of the worst movies we've ever covered. If you're inclined to check it out for yourself, we encourage you to chase it with an entire bottle of tequila like our boy Sam (RIP, you cliched doofus).
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| 76. Hypnotic | 09 Aug 2022 | 00:40:26 | |
If you're having a bad day, need a self-esteem booster and want to feel smart, then Hypnotic is the movie for you! With a plot so simple that a 7th grader could have written it and "twists" so predictable you could see them a mile away in dense fog with a blindfold on, this movie doesn't even attempt to be smarter than its audience and as a result, it's a snoozefest from start to finish.
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| 75. Riverdale S6E22 - Night of the Comet | 05 Aug 2022 | 00:39:32 | |
Things look BLEAK for Riverdale in the Season 6 finale -- Bailey's Comet is hurtling right at this cursed place, no one can escape Percival's bubble dome, and everyone's best hope is the vindictive spirit of Abigail Blossom which is still imprisoned in the creepy Julien doll. In spite of the odds (and our fervent prayers for utter decimation), Archie and the gang survive Doomsday but at what cost?? This finale sets up the premise for Season 7 and, spoiler alert, WE ARE NOT HAPPY. Thanks for coming on this painful journey with us! We hope you'll come suffer with us again through the final season of Riverdale!
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| 74. Till Death | 02 Aug 2022 | 01:00:50 | |
Till Death dares to ask the question, what would you do if the ol' ball and chain became a very literal ball and chain? Handcuffed to her husband's dead body, Megan Fox's Emma must complete the most extreme escape room challenge to get out of this crazy scheme alive. It definitely helps that she somehow moves like a stealthy ninja, despite her cumbersome predicament, and that the goons hired to kill her are very stupid/possibly blind. It also helps that she seems impervious to frostbite and can hold her breath in ICE COLD water for an extremely long time. Yes, there were problems with this movie. But did we have fun? Listen and find out!
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| 73. Riverdale S6E21 - The Stand | 29 Jul 2022 | 00:44:17 | |
It's getting down to the wire, and we're FINALLY starting to understand! The science behind the Rivervale alternate universe is explained! It makes perfect sense why we spent all that time watching Archie unionize the laborers! We even get to see what's going on at good ol' Riverdale High School, and IT ALL COMES TOGETHER! Juuuuust kidding. We get absolutely none of that. We DO get to finally dispose of Percival, just in time to be introduced to our latest villain...Bailey's Comet. You know those heart-warming stories of marathon runners carrying a fellow runner to the finish line when they are too weak to go on? That's us and that's you. Let us carry you to the finish line of Season 6 of Riverdale because if you've made it this far, you MUST be exhausted.
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| 72. Riverdale S6E19&20 - The Witches of Riverdale & Return to Rivervale | 22 Jul 2022 | 01:00:13 | |
We're coming at you with a two-fer this week because honestly, folks, we are limping to the finish line here. Episode 19 brought us entirely unwanted and unnecessary closure for failed Archie Comic universe show The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina and quite frankly wasted our time, but Episode 20 bombarded us with plot reveals and explanations. And while we did enjoy gaining some semblance of what the FUCK is going on this season, we still have hundreds of unanswered questions, particularly regarding the logistics of parallel universes and why our Riverdale-themed merchandise was removed from TeePublic by the Disney Corporation. Only two episodes remain in Season 6, so if you aren't caught up, check out our recaps! Some say it's a much less painful replacement for watching the actual show...
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| 71. Old | 19 Jul 2022 | 00:59:26 | |
Ahh, to live and die on a white sandy beach...But it's M. Night Shyamalan, so it was never going to be that simple. The relaxing tropical vibe is shattered almost immediately by anemic character development, six-year-olds having sex, stabby schizophrenics, IMPOSSIBLE lung capacity, and a lackluster "twist" ending. We have TONS of questions and (spoiler alert) we do a pretty terrible job of attempting to answer them considering the fact that this movie gave us nothing.
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| 169. Emily in Paris - Season 3 Recap | 15 Aug 2024 | 00:55:14 | |
Ready or not, here she comes! Emily Cooper is BACK, which means we are freebasing champagne to prepare for yet another season of her ridiculous antics, but before we dive head-first into brand new chaos, we're here to get you caught up on all the Season 3 tea. Where did we leave off with Emily, Gabriel, Alfie, Mindy, and all our favorite Savoir pals?? Plus, we dissect the trailer for Season 4 and make some predictions, which is easier than it should be because this show has a habit of just staying exactly the same. Join us on our latest journey and look for our upcoming coverage of Season 4 of Emily in Paris!
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| 70. Willy’s Wonderland | 12 Jul 2022 | 00:42:30 | |
If, like us, you're a 90s kid and grew up with a perfectly rational fear of the haunting dead-eyed stare of one Charles Entertainment Cheese, this movie WILL trigger you. It's almost too easy to accept that Willy's Wonderland had once been operated by a ring of serial killers who then all committed suicide in a satanic ritual which preserved their murderous souls in the bodies of animatronic characters. Nick Cage certainly has no problem coming to terms with it, and the carnage that ensues is both ridiculous and hilarious. Oh, and it's worth mentioning that Nick Cage does not say a single word for the duration of this film. It. Is. Wild.
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| 69. The Sand | 05 Jul 2022 | 00:53:01 | |
If you thought that a movie filmed in 12 days on one beach with an undisclosed (probably shoestring) budget would be a big mistake, we're here to tell you that you're absolutely right. Flawed from the sand up, this movie posits questions it never bothers to answer, tries to get us invested in a love triangle with three of the most unlikeable humans known to man, and at the end of the day, REFUSES to explain what exactly the fuck is up with the titular sand. We recommend this film to anyone who wants to feel smart, because every character in this movie is a next level idiot except for the undisputed savior of this otherwise complete disaster, Beach Patrol Alex. Please sign our petition to get this guy his own movie.
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| 68. Riverdale S6E18 - Biblical | 01 Jul 2022 | 00:31:16 | |
It's the wedding of the century, and everyone is invited, including frogs, locusts, assorted other Biblical plagues...oh, and Kevin. Toni and Fangs tying the knot is supposed to unite Riverdale, but instead it makes Veronica realize how sad and alone she is and distracts the rest of the gang from keeping an eye on Percival, who ends up murdering all the first-born children in Riverdale. Whoops. What do you say we all just quietly back away and let this be the end?
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| 67. X | 28 Jun 2022 | 01:09:21 | |
This 2022 horror flick is NOT for the faint of heart (RIP Howard) but the scares have nothing to do with the bloody murders, gator attacks or eyeball kebabs and EVERYTHING TO DO with the aggressive hair brushing, the non-consensual spooning, and all that elderly nudity. This movie will burn your retinas and make your skin crawl, so if that doesn't sound like a good time, just listen to our recap! We'll tell you what you need to know so you can skip the gruesome visuals. Feel free to thank us with a cocktail.
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| 66. Nurse 3D | 21 Jun 2022 | 01:10:51 | |
As a post-Father's Day treat, we bring you the mother of all daddy issues movies! This thing is a train wreck from start to finish -- the dubbing, Nurse 3D's acting, the absolutely bonkers costume design, and the thinnest of plots. Another one that has to be seen (and heard) to be believed...please do yourself a favor and check this one out so you can laugh along with us!
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| 65. Riverdale S6E17 - American Psychos | 17 Jun 2022 | 00:40:56 | |
Musical episode? What musical episode? If you hate Riverdalians bursting into song as much as we do, you'll be pleasantly surprised with the Season 6 version of one because there were barely any musical numbers at all. Instead, we get childish curses gone awry, a worker's union sing-a-long, and an unsatisfying attempt at closure on all this TBK business. But we survived, which is more than we can say for our serial killer Romeo.
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| 64. Attack of the Killer Doughnuts | 14 Jun 2022 | 01:03:12 | |
We hope you enjoyed National Doughnut Day on June 3rd because after you watch this movie/listen to our recap, you'll probably never want to eat another doughnut again. While we did find this movie to be a fun and creative concept, we were definitely caught off guard by the gratuitous farting and graphic deaths that resulted from said farting. However, we were NOT surprised by the mediocre acting, incredibly thin plot, and completely bizarre character choices that make this movie both a disaster and a delight. Check this one out! And maybe stick with our doughnut-themed shots rather than actual doughnuts.
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| 63. Riverdale S6E16 - Blue Collar | 03 Jun 2022 | 00:47:06 | |
Us: Omg this episode of Riverdale was SO BORING. Also us: *talks about this episode of Riverdale for almost an hour* Okay, so we underestimated just how much we'd have to say about Anthony being a baby Serpent, Percival's seemingly endless supply of mind tricks, and all the asinine batshittery that has been promised to us in the upcoming musical episode. If you didn't watch this episode yet, just listen to our recap because we guarantee it's more entertaining.
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| 62. Rubber | 31 May 2022 | 00:56:35 | |
Welcome to the episode that almost ended our podcast! We've never been so divided about a movie we've covered, and we came ready to fight about it. In case you've never heard of it, Rubber is a painfully indie movie about a homicidal car tire and the "studio audience" who watches the action unfold through binoculars in the desert. If that sounds weird, it honestly doesn't even scratch the surface. Give us a listen and then let us know whose side you're on! Did you love it? Did you hate it? There is definitely a right answer...
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| 61. Riverdale S6E15 - Things That Go Bump in the Night | 27 May 2022 | 00:38:48 | |
This episode is a classic example of Riverdale's biggest problem -- not knowing when to quit. Dear Riverdale, WE ARE TIRED of the serial killer gene nonsense (it's not even a real thing universally recognized by science); WE ARE TIRED of new characters with weird/sketchy vibes; WE ARE TIRED of ghosts interfering with plans to move Pop's before Percival can bulldoze it. Okay, that last one is new, but we're already over it. What horrors await us next week? Probably the same old shit.
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| 168. A Family Affair | 08 Aug 2024 | 00:45:43 | |
Depending on which one of your lovely podcast hosts you ask, this movie was either full-on CRINGE or unexpectedly amusing. But what we can agree on is that this movie was too long, Nicole Kidman was miscast, "Zara" was the wrong name for Joey King, and the film should have been released with Hallmark Channel's Christmas line-up. Let us know what YOU thought about this one on our socials! Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on: Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com | |||
| 60. Riverdale S6E14 - Venomous | 20 May 2022 | 00:40:07 | |
Welcome to yet another episode of Riverdale we hated (and watched anyway)! Were you disturbed by the weird threesome energy of that VeBArchie scene? Did you roll your eyes at the shameless retconning of Hal Cooper into an exaggerated caricature of what a serial killer would be like as a dad? And are you fed up with that spiteful old cow, Nana Rose? Well, you have friends here, because we said yes to all of those and we have MORE.
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| 59. Riverdale S6E13 - Ex-Libris | 13 May 2022 | 00:39:03 | |
Normally, we stan a petty queen, but Percival takes his pestering to a whole new level in this week's episode of Riverdale by making it his mission to recover overdue library books. If we're being honest, we'd rather be charged with misdemeanor theft than be subjected to eczema bordering on leprosy, swampy ghosts of child predators past, or developing the venomous characteristics of a black widow spider, but no one seems to be able to tell Percival to fuck off, so that's what we get. Can someone take this guy out already? We're willing to sacrifice Jughead for the cause.
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| 58. 365 Days: This Day | 10 May 2022 | 01:12:54 | |
We cannot overstate our adoration of this movie trilogy. It truly has everything we look for in a hate-watch: terrible dialogue, confusing attempts at a plot, enormous holes in the fabric of the story, and deeply flawed main characters who we are somehow supposed to root for. Just like its predecessor, 365 Days: This Day hits every single mark, and also THAT PLOT TWIST, Y'ALL!? The wild ride continues, and we're loving EVERY hump and bump (a wink-wink)!
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| 57. Riverdale S6E12 - The Fog | 06 May 2022 | 00:51:44 | |
Typically, we love the trope of "weird weather acting as a plot device," but this character-driven episode of Riverdale sadly misses the mark. Even though we finally get to address some of the forgotten plot points of the season, we're SO BORED by the predictability and repetitive nonsense that Riverdale is unfortunately becoming known for. With an impending apocalypse, our burning question is...do we even care anymore?
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| 56. Riverdale S6E10&11 - Folk Heroes & Angels in America | 03 May 2022 | 01:15:48 | |
If we were chronokinetic, we would go back in time and stop this atrocious season of Riverdale from happening. From ever evolving superpowers to weird religious undertones, these two episodes are everything we hate, saved from being a total waste of time only by KJ Apa's abs. Apparently, the apocalypse is coming to Riverdale, but maybe not soon enough. Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on: Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com | |||
| 55. Windfall | 19 Apr 2022 | 01:12:48 | |
Take the money and run...is NOT what Jason Segel does in this movie. And if he had, he would have saved us all a lot of time. Maybe he couldn't run in those boots that were significant for some reason that is never fully explained? Or maybe he was on some kind of personal moral quest that would have made more sense if it had ever been revealed to us? This movie provides ZERO answers, and we have a MILLION questions.
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| 54. Riverdale S6E9 - The Serpent Queen’s Gambit | 15 Apr 2022 | 00:38:54 | |
This week, we're actually in total agreement with Percival Pickens' plan to put an end to gang violence in Riverdale which either means we've officially gone crazy OR Percival's mind control powers work long distance. But don't worry, we still have plenty of complaints about Abigail's basket of cyanide scones, the deeply toxic relationship that is Veggie, and the return of Julien... Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on: Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com | |||
| 53. Riverdale S6E8 - The Town | 08 Apr 2022 | 00:53:20 | |
Here we go again, folks! It's time for Archie to rally "The Town" to save Riverdale for some inexplicable reason. But this is what we're doing, so we're here to help you break down Percival's clearly nefarious motivations, the dubious nature of the gang's superpowers, the waste of time that is and has always been the Blossoms, and why opening a casino in a town historically plagued by greed, corruption, crime and poverty may NOT have been the best idea, VERONICA. Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on: Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com | |||
| 52. Deep Water | 05 Apr 2022 | 01:12:51 | |
Let's be honest, we've all thought to ourselves at some point, "Hey. You know what would fix this toxic relationship? Polygamy. And if that doesn't work, there's always murder." No? Just this movie? Deep Water, starring Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, is 75% a very explicit How-NOT-To guide on navigating relationships and 25% a snail documentary, and if that doesn't convince you to check out this episode, we don't know what will. Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on: Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com | |||
| 51. Riverdale S6E7 - Death at a Funeral | 01 Apr 2022 | 00:43:45 | |
Keeping up with Riverdale this season feels like a full-time job. Episode 7 lays A LOT of groundwork, and given what we've seen so far, things could literally go ANYWHERE at this point. For now, we're focused on processing Hiram's alleged death, figuring out what the hell Nana Rose and Abigail are up to, and trying to predict exactly what the HELL is going on with TBK. (Special thanks to Lisa's dear friend and IT expert Brandon, without whom this episode would literally not exist.) Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on: Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com | |||
| 167. Space Cadet | 01 Aug 2024 | 00:55:37 | |
DUDE! THIS MOVIE FRIGGIN' SUCKED! Offensive to all kinds of groups (astronauts, Floridians, people with nine toes, and basically anyone with more than two brain cells), Space Cadet spreads the dangerous message that all it takes is a total lack of self-awareness and a sprinkle of creative thinking to become an astronaut. This one misses the mark by a lightyear due to its unreasonable demand that the audience forgo all logical thinking and its failure to deliver a satisfying, emotional core that brings the whole thing together. Also, bad CGI, cringey dialogue, and questionable costume design -- our favorites!
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| 50. Riverdale S6E6 - Unbelievable | 25 Mar 2022 | 00:48:04 | |
Ready or not -- Riverdale is back! In this aptly titled episode, some characters develop supernatural abilities, some characters die (maybe??), and some characters just aren't themselves anymore if ya know what we mean. We're very nervous about where the rest of Season 6 is going at this point but let's find out together! Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on: Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com | |||
| 49. The Woman in the Window | 22 Mar 2022 | 00:35:01 | |
The Woman in the Window is one of five movies nominated for a Golden Raspberry Award in 2022...but does it deserve that title? We compare the movie to the book and discuss what worked and what didn't and tackle the larger question of whether or not the Rear Window genre of thriller movies is played out. It's a very reasonable 100 minutes (or 90 minutes, if you're Dawn), so check this one out and let us know what you think!
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| 48. Uncut Gems | 15 Mar 2022 | 00:58:53 | |
If you are one of the millions who endured this 135-minute assault on eyes, ears and quality of life, we see you and we salute you. And we also want to remind you that therapy exists and can help you. (And if that doesn't work, there's always alcohol.) Julia Fox will tell you that she was the muse for this obscenely terrible movie, but we're pretty sure the muse was actually a flaming bag of crap. Oh, and to the 92% of Rotten Tomatoes critics who thought this was a GOOD movie...you can't sit with us.
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| 47. Good Neighbours | 08 Mar 2022 | 00:44:26 | |
We like to think of Canada as a friendly and peaceful country, but that is NOT the experience of this week's movie, Good Neighbours. There's cat murder, human murder and just general murder of hope and faith in humanity, so we actually don't recommend watching this one for a good time. Or any kind of time, really. But if you want to know all the gruesome details without putting yourself through the visual assault, that's what we're here for! Yes, we took this bullet for you. Don't let it be in vain.
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| 46. 365 Days | 01 Mar 2022 | 01:15:38 | |
We're ending our month of love with a BANG. Like...a LOT of banging. We watched 365 Days, the occasionally sexy but deeply troubled cousin of Fifty Shades of Grey, and IT. IS. WILD. This movie has it all: aggressive blow jobs, a dangerous mobster with a heart of gold (or at least a penis of gold), and somehow more than one parallel to classic Disney movies. We already can't wait for Part 2 (rumored for release this year), and after listening to our recap, we bet you'll feel the same way.
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| 45. Killer Sofa | 22 Feb 2022 | 01:10:41 | |
This is it, everyone -- the best movie we've done so far. Our month of timeless love stories continues with Killer Sofa. You're in for a WILD ride that includes occult/voodoo rituals, deeply disturbing masturbation scenes and an impressively agile murderous recliner. If you have not watched this movie yet, it is a MUST SEE.
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| 44. Valentine | 15 Feb 2022 | 01:12:42 | |
We're kicking off our three-week Valentine's Day celebration with a nostalgic teen slasher movie from Dawn's past! This is VALENTINE, starring late 90s/early 2000s heartthrob David Boreanaz and some other people we don't quite care about as much. If anyone is out there thinking that romance is dead...well, we (and this movie) couldn't agree more.
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| 43. Emily in Paris S2E9&10 - Scents & Sensibility, & French Revolution | 08 Feb 2022 | 01:04:56 | |
Pop the Champere, it's finale time! Join us one last time as we sing Sylvie's praises, dump on Emily's consistently piss-poor decisions, and sharpen our pitchforks to take down Madeline, the Wicked Witch of the Western Hemisphere.
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| 42. Emily in Paris S2E7&8 - The Cook, the Thief, Her Ghost and His Lover & Champagne Problems | 01 Feb 2022 | 00:56:29 | |
Please sign our petition to make Emily in Paris all about Sylvie! We are officially obsessed with her journey this season and watching her handle her personal drama with such poise and strength is a welcome vacation with Emily's hot mess of a situationship. In addition to gushing about Sylvie, we discuss the stigma of age differences in relationships, the art of ghosting, and Dawn shares a very intimate personal story. | |||
| 41. Emily in Paris S2E5&6 - An Englishman in Paris & Boiling Point | 25 Jan 2022 | 00:34:52 | |
Not going to lie, these mid-season episodes of Emily in Paris were boring AF. Sure, we get to know Alfie a little bit more but we also see Emily continue to lie to herself and everyone else about her feelings for Gabriel which is starting to drive us bananas. If there's one thing we can say at this point, it's that we're two episodes closer to to end.
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| 166. Mother of the Bride | 18 Jul 2024 | 00:52:04 | |
The movie equivalent of a Kardashian, Mother of the Bride is pretty to look at but DAAAMN, SHE BE DUMB! Jam packed with succulent eye candy (Brooke Shields, Benjamin Bratt, CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY) and the stunning backdrop of Thailand, you'd think this 90-minute Netflix rom-com would be a cute and funny yet profound study on what sexuality and relationships mean to women as they age, but you would be absolutely incorrect. What we get instead is a very confused, super cliched, seen-it-a-million-times film that is completely devoid of an emotional core (and Chad Michael Murray...seriously, the man is only in approx 8 minutes of this movie and we are currently in the midst of suing Netflix for this egregious mistake). JUSTICE FOR LUCAS!
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| 40. Emily in Paris S2E3&4 - Bon Anniversaire! & Jules and Em | 18 Jan 2022 | 01:03:18 | |
We know what you're thinking -- an hour is a LONG time to discuss just two episodes of Emily in Paris. But don't worry! A large part of today's episode involves Dawn interrogating Lisa about her potato preferences, a resurrection of our own personal relationship traumas, and no leeks are left behind! | |||
| 39. Emily in Paris S2E1&2 - Voulez-Vous Coucher Avec Moi? & Do You Know the Way to St. Tropez? | 11 Jan 2022 | 00:37:37 | |
I Hate It, Let's Watch It is back to bring you another year of beautiful dumpster fires, starting with Season 2 of Emily in Paris! Patience is already running thin after witnessing the shenanigans of these first two episodes, so please come on this journey with us because misery loves company. | |||
| 38. Santa Jaws | 28 Dec 2021 | 01:02:15 | |
Here at I Hate It, Let's Watch It, we are well aware of the multitudes of terrible Christmas movies being produced by Hallmark and Lifetime and pretty much every streaming service around. We could have picked a movie where a nutcracker comes to life or a career-driven woman learns that falling in love with her high school sweetheart is more important than personal success, but WE DARED to think outside of the box this holiday season, and we are proud to bring you this underrated Christmas classic about a shark wearing a Santa hat on her dorsal fin who can only be killed with Christmas. Please enjoy, and join us in the new year for more delightful dumpster fire movies and tv shows! | |||