Perhaps the new home for Horror Vanguard awaits overseas where the trains run on steam, the jackbooted thugs are nondescript by studio mandate, and where Cricket is a game for men who love each other. Discuss your favorite highlights from the most recent cricket sporting event with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd on Instagram and bsky You can support the show for less than the cost of season tickets for the Haddonfield Haunts cricket team at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Well, that's enough of big city living. I'm sure it will be far safer and far more normal-er for us if we take this camper van where Google Maps fears to tread. Discuss your favorite hills, cols, escarpments, and terracettes which also have occularity with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd on Instagram and bsky You can support the show for less than the cost of franchise opportunity at a rural gas station with a nearby community and frequent tourists! at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

After surviving the Pepsi Agony, the Kyle-satz Haderac embarks on a cinematic adventure with Reverend Mother Ashley Helen Mohiam and Jon Idaho to discovery the mystery of what's happening to all of the magic and poorly explained precognitive South American spiders. Brave the Bai Waters of Life and join in their quest as we discuss: Madame Web! Discuss your favorite PEPSI with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ twitter.com/horrorvangaurd www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of ONE PEPSI JUST ONE PEPSI at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

There's a lot to say about the holodeck and how Trek treats Worf's complex character arch, but there's even more to say about French history and werewolves! Who knew!? As always, you can get the full episode over on our Patreon page! Let's talk about Iron Chef: America, a movie for the whole family, and the lingering consequences of French colonialism! Share your Worf fanfic with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of getting the rights to Worf and some other aspects of Star Trek at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Is this H. P. Lovecraft's Herbert West–Reanimator set in the Dune universe on a shoestring budget!? Maybe! Is it a great vehicle for an exploration of the intersection of cinema and material constraints? Absolutely! Make obscure Dune references with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of creating your own spooky special effects at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

287 episodes in and Horror Vanguard finally succumbs to Elevated Horror discourse for... Suburban Sasquatch? It's a meta-commentary about cryptids in the podcasting ecosystem. Rrrrrrr rrrRawr! Build a CG net with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of video toaster at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

In the long list of movies starring the great Christopher Lee, Death Line is one wherein he appears for just shy of three minutes! What's more frightening: The misuse of a great actor or getting stuck on the platform after your train has been delayed! Let's talk about the spookiest thing of all... the long decline of British public transit! Spend some time during your layover with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of rebuilding a nation's railway infrastructure at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

The Stone Tape is a horror movie that also coined a paranormal research term! It's everything we love here in the HV crypt and so much more! In a way, the entire archive of human history is the greatest noise concert of all... Record some ghostly messages with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of building staircases to nowhere at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Our journey through the films of Herschell Gordon Lewis continues! We're wrapping up the Blood Trilogy (also called the Gore Trilogy) with Color Me Blood Red! We're joined by writer, historian, and left media all-star Kyle Kern to bring the Floridaman insight the HV crypt so desperately needs! Keep up with Kyle's work: www.patreon.com/laborkyle twitter.com/laborkyle www.youtube.com/laborkyle www.twitch.tv/laborkyle Follow us on social media for the best in swamp cinema: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of going to Florida at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

What if Easy Rider had a satanic cult AND WEREWOLVES! What else do you need? Let's talk about a movie bold enough to put a werewolf on a motorcycle! Ride with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of renting your own satanic werewolf cult mansion at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

The Twin Peaks Retrospective is on hold for the duration of the SAG-AFTRA strike! Learn more about the SAG-AFTRA strike here: https://www.sagaftrastrike.org Strike Social Media Toolkit: https://www.sagaftrastrike.org/social-toolkit Volunteer to help out with the strike effort: https://www.sagaftrastrike.org/stand-with-us WGA Strike: https://www.wgacontract2023.org Support unions with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show by unionizing your own workplace!

Your ghosts review the iconic cult horror hit: Phantasm! Let's talk about the shady political history of what happens to bodies after death AND Men, Women, and Chainsaws! Come for the retro fashion, stay because your brain has been cored out by Dune. Follow us on social media to learn how to build your own portal to copyright non-infringing Arrakis: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of breaking into the corpse broker industry at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

The wyrd_signal takeover of HV continues as Lucy joins the crypt to continue a discussion started over on wyrd_signal! Today, we're taking a deep dive into the psychoholic world of White Zombie's music videos! If you like what we do here in the HV crypt, you'll love wyrd_signal! Check them out here: https://soundcloud.com/wyrdsignalpodcast Check out the wyrd_signal episode on the music of fucked America here: https://soundcloud.com/wyrdsignalpodcast/episode-039_music_of_fucked_americana-various-artists-1981-1994 Keep up with Lucy at: https://bsky.app/profile/lucretia.bsky.social Today's music videos: White Zombie - Electric Head, Part 2 (The Ecstasy) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdYvr2QpC3E White Zombie - Black Sunshine ft. Iggy Pop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqPClltS5k8 White Zombie - More Human Than Human https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0E0ynyIUsg White Zombie - Thunder Kiss '65 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPNFVj-pISU White Zombie - Welcome To Planet M.F. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8gHMU-pDbU White Zombie - I'm your boogieman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks7f-UZNeug Find your ghosts at: https://bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of yet another episode wherein Ash discusses the works of one Rob Zombie wait no that's literally exactly the cost of supporting this show at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Join us for a discussion of all things home improvement. Tell us your favourite DIY tips at https://bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social Support the show for less than the price of giving Steven Soderbergh monety for another movie at patreon.com/horrorvanguard

It's time for another A24 movie! This time it's an unexpected play as Ash picks Under the Skin. Let's get under some discourse! Follow us on social media for tips on contraption design and implementation: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of building your own contraption at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

The Twin Peaks Retrospective continues with your ghosts exploring Episode 12 "The Orchid's Curse!" Follow us on social media to reproduce iconic gothic narratives: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of feuding with rival business partners at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Jon, aka TheLitCritGuy, is now an official star of the silver screen! We're joined by director Jack Riccobono to discuss Amityville - An Origin Story which features co-ghost Jon! This docuseries digs into the real-world history behind the Amityville Horror film franchise. Watch Amityville - An Origin Story: https://mgmplus.com/series/amityville-an-origin-story Keep up with Jack's filmmaking: https://www.allritesreserved.com/ Follow us on social media for haunted home renovating tips: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of dealing with tourists taking pictures in front of your once famous haunted house at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

The Twin Peaks Retrospective continues with your ghosts exploring Episode 11 "Laura's Secret Diary!" Follow us on social media to find out what in the HV secret diary: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of a growing town-wide conspiracy at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

In a review of titles we have covered on the show, somehow we've missed The Lost Boys!? Today, we are fixing this grievous mistake. Are you ready to enter the vampire castle-adjacent structure which could be more accurately called a sunken early 1900s hotel? Follow us on social media for tips on eating food that isn't actually maggots: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of dealing with the one or several vampires in your home town at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

The Twin Peaks Retrospective continues with your ghosts exploring Episode 10 "The Man Behind The Glass!" Season 2 continues with its slow burn, but now that The One Armed Man and Harold Smith are in the mix, things are finally getting weird again. Also the scene where Donna has a monologue at Laura's grave is worthy of a few episodes of discourse 👻 🪦 Follow us on social media to find out what those letters you keep finding under your finger nails are spelling: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of seeing a wanted poster for your former inter-dimensional colleague and or missing right arm at at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

A double feature with a Peckinpah western set in Cornwall and a Daily Mail article come to life, we're talking Straw Dogs and Eden Lake. Come for the masculinities and working class aesthetics discourse, stay to find out just what we think of Eden Lake... Follow us on social media for I guess future Cornish content now that we've moved on from Sheffield: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of taking a vacation to Earth's most Normal island at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Season 2 of ourTwin Peaks Retrospective continues! Season 2 is taking a while to warm up to your ghosts, but we continue on with "Coma." Follow us on social media for some great creamed corn recipes: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of your own deep-space probe at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Gay. Cthulhu. Deep Ones. What else can I say? The Wyrd_Signal takeover of the HV Crypt continues with Sean joining us for a discussion on Cthulhu (Gay)! 🏳️‍🌈 🐙 🏳️‍🌈 🎃 Keep up with Sean and Wyrd_Signal https://twitter.com/hauntonaut https://twitter.com/wyrdsignalpod https://soundcloud.com/wyrdsignalpodcast Follow us on social media for the latest in gay Cthulhu rituals: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of traveling back to your home town only to find out that not only have their politics not changed, they are also one big Deep One worshiping cult at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

The Twin Peaks Retrospective is back! We kick things off by receiving a mysterious message from the podcasting giant and venture further into Twin Peaks as sitcom discourse! Follow us on social media to find that missing ring of yours: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of the best hotel service you've ever seen at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Join us in this joyful jaunt into early modern history. An important content note: this one is very much concerned with serious depression. Support the show for less than the price of a dried fish head at patreon.com/horrorvanguard Tell us your favourite American TV shows at https://bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social

It's Jon's birthday so we're choosing an uplifting, feel-good movie that is definitely not a controversial downer! Follow us on social media to say happy birthday to Jon: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show because it's Jon's birthday at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Gay. Disco. Poltergeists. What else can I say? We're joined by the Horror Vanguard Hall of Fame gay all-stars Jay from librarypunk, John Leavitt, and Kyle Kern to discuss this under-loved queer horror movie! 🎃 Keep up with Jay and librarypunk https://twitter.com/librarypunk https://www.librarypunk.gay/ 🎃 Find John Leavitt at https://twitter.com/LeavittAlone http://www.leavittalone.com/ 🎃 Here's Kyle Kern aka LaborKyle https://www.patreon.com/laborkyle https://twitter.com/laborkyle https://soundcloud.com/agabpod Follow us on social media for the latest in gay poltergeist science: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of traveling to France to commune with gay disco ghosts at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Ash is joined by author Bill Peel to discuss Bill's new book: Tonight It's A World We Bury: Black Metal, Red Politics! (Yeah, we also talk about the terrifically cheesy movie Trick or Treat from 1986... [It's actually pretty good!]) Pick up your copy here: https://repeaterbooks.com/product/tonight-its-a-world-we-bury/ Follow Bill at: https://twitter.com/yung_euronymous Check out Bill's interview with Jon, Dawn Ray'd, and others: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAqAT6Sq9W4&t=1443s Follow us on social media for the heaviest riffs horror movie reviews can provide: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of becoming a famous rockstar via either tradition or occult means at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

It all started as a normal day in the HV crypt until Jon and Ash got Skinamarinked! The only way out is through, and in this case, that means discourse! Today we're talking about experimental cinematic ontologies and the shared social technology of dreams... Follow us on social media for the best deals on vintage horror movie toys: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of the aforementioned vintage horror movie toys at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

It's official: We're jumping into the EPIC Cronenberg multiverse crossover event of the (previous) year! Your ghosts are burning up despair like crude oil in this discussion of a plasticine epoch, queer eroticisms in collapse, and finding hope in a world with no oceans! Follow us on social media for the latest cameos, easter eggs, and hidden Cronenberg references!: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of reducing nearly all media analysis to marketing copy at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Theology, environmentalism, and hot button political issues! We're talking First Reformed—the most Jon movie possible!?!?! Follow us on social media for the top 10 tips for navigating your clerical career crisis: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of maintaining your local church at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Today, your ghosts are joined by Mark H. Harris, co-author of The Black Guy Dies First! Find Mark H. Harris online at: https://twitter.com/blacula https://www.blackhorrormovies.com/ Pick up a copy of The Black Guy Dies First at: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Black-Guy-Dies-First/Robin-R-Means-Coleman/9781982186531 Follow us on social media: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

We're joined by long-time HV guest Mistress Snow to discuss AI, haunted dolls, and M3gan! Mistress Snow's article on AI: https://www.wired.com/story/lensa-artificial-intelligence-csem/ Connect with Sow at: https://twitter.com/MistressSnowPhD https://doctrixsnow.com/ Follow us on social media for as long as this app lasts? twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of owning your own haunted AI doll at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Let's go back to a simpler age. A time when cosmic deities were feared, sorcerers battled in ancient ruins, and fashion was at an all-time high! We're combing the cyclopean forces of Dean Stockwell, Roger Corman, and H. P. Lovecraft in today's episode on The Dunwich Horror! Follow us on social media for a full reading of The Necronomicon: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of owning your own rare books room at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

One part documentary, one part Sheffield working class culture, add in a dash of nuclear apocalyptic fiction and you get one of the most startling movies about the sheer terror of the atomic bomb ever put to screen. We're talking about class, the politics of the UK in the early 80s, and Sheffield as we review Threads! Follow us on social media for future Sheffield-based horror movie review style content: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of traveling to Sheffield to get chips regardless of your current geographic location at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

A true movies rock moment Let us know your favourite traditional Irish dance at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social You can support the show for less than the price of a shot of whisky! Pitch in at: www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Unions, the Catholic Workers, liberation theology, VINCENT PRICE? Wander through the discourse with us during our review of The Ten Commandments! Follow us on social media to haggle with us like a seller of melons in the marketplace: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of a 40 night stay in the desert of your choosing at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Today we're reviewing one of the most requested movies we get... Knife + Heart! Come for the discourse, stay for the puns! Follow us on social media for the latest in black-gloved fashion: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of starting up your own indie cinema in late 70s France at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

It's time for us to talk about Hellraiser in space, but not THAT Hellraiser in space! We're talking all about desire, grief and Event Horizon! Follow us on social media for the latest in Hellraiser ripoffs: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of recovering your experimental spacecraft at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

This week's spooky movie review takes us deep into the woods to discuss possibly the greatest movie inspired by Jaws... Trees! We're talking all about Trees, Trees 2: The Root of All Evil, and Treevenge in this treerrific Treeple Feature! Do you have a graduate degree in something tree-related, follow us on social media: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of getting us to not make tree-related puns at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

This week we're watching Yorgos Lanthimos's Killing of a Sacred Deer! This is a complicated film and we had a lot of complicated feelings about it. This is less of a review and more of both of us talking through the film to find out what our own feelings on it were... Oh, and literally 0 deer in this movie. If you know where we can find a deer, follow us on social media: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of a one actual deer at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Ash sits down with Kelly Roberts and Michael Grasso, two of the authors of We Are The Mutants: The Battle for Hollywood from Rosemary's Baby to Lethal Weapon to discuss their new book! https://wearethemutants.com/ Grab a copy of this ghoulish tome: https://repeaterbooks.com/product/we-are-the-mutants-the-battle-for-hollywood-from-rosemarys-baby-to-lethal-weapon/ If you're a mutant, follow us on social media: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of a blockbuster Hollywood production at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Guillermo del Toro could have written Metamorphosis, but Kafka could have never directed The Shape of Water... Today we're diving into GDT's most troubled film: Mimic. We watched the 2011 Director's Cut and, like GDT, we found healing amongst giant CGI bug mutants. Follow us on social media to join a secret network of sentient bugs: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of rehabilitating your city's subterranean transit network at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

It's Ash's birthday and you know what that means... SLIME! We're reviewing the avant documentary The Creeping Garden and talking everything from the history of cinema to the future of goo! Follow us on social media for wave after wave of slime: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of realizing the value of slime after you've lost it at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

We're joined by Jay Colbert to discuss Harrison Birtwistle and David Harsent's The Minotaur! It's opera time! Keep up with Jay's work here: https://twitter.com/_WildeAtHeart https://linktr.ee/jlcolbert https://www.patreon.com/wildeatheart https://wilde-at-heart.garden https://www.librarypunk.gay Follow us on social media for possibly future opera reviews: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of an acoustically transparent minotaur mask at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

February is here and we're warming things up by talking about a late-Soviet folk horror film: Viy! We're joined by Alexander Herbert, author of Fear Before The Fall: Horror Films in the Late Soviet Union! Buy a copy of Fear Before The Fall here: https://www.johnhuntpublishing.com/zer0-books/our-books/fear-before-fall-horror-films-late-soviet-union Keep up with Alex's work here: https://twitter.com/alextherbert https://www.instagram.com/punksaround/ https://www.redinkri.org Follow us on social media to become a philosopher: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of joining a rectory and spending years studying philosophy only to be bested by a vengeful witch at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Movie reviews with Hideo Kojima. Discuss your favorite songs from the great American songbook with us at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social You can support the show for a fractiopn of what this movie lost at the box office! Pitch in at: at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

They're creepy and they're kooky. They're altogether ahistoric and beholden to urges that they themselves can not begin to recognize the nature of! That's right! By popular demand, this January's bonus episode is our review of season 1 of the Netflix Wednesday show! Follow us on social media to find the meaning of family: twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of sending your kid to an elite private school in the Hamptons at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

It'sa me, one of the most infamous video game movies of all time! We're joined by John Leavitt to talk about Super Mario Bros! ...and don't you worry, it's got slime monsters, body horror, and the dreaded ludo-narrative, so there's plenty of chills and thrills to go around! Take a strange journey with John Leavitt: www.Leavittalone.com on Twitter: https://twitter.com/LeavittAlone Follow us on social media for more kaizo film discussions! twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of one DVD copy of Super Mario Bros after the new movie comes out at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

In the gloomy depths of January, we decided to brighten things up with a classic animated film about little bunnies and their wild adventures! So we watched Watership Down. Oh no! Follow us on social media for the latest in cuniculture! twitter.com/HorrorVanguard www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ You can support the show for less than the cost of one traumatic childhood cartoon at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard