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"Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated."
-- Alphonse de Lamartine

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Episode Two Hundred and Thirty-Two: The Conference (2023)

Konferensen (2023)

The Watchers (2024)

"Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes."
-- John le Carre

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Episode Two Hundred and Thirty-One: City Hunter (2024)

シティーハンター (2024)

Hara-Kiri: Death of a Samurai (2011)

一命 (2011)

"智ちゃん、呪いのビデオ見たんだよ。"
-- リング (1998)

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Episode Two Hundred and Thirty: This Giant Papier Mache Boulder is Actually Really Heavy (2016)

Shark Side of the Moon (2022)


“I’ve come to the conclusion that many low budget ... sci-fi films of the fifties and early sixties were slow and seemingly devoid of action because they were designed to provide a kind of wallpaper for the kids who were only in the theater to make-out. ”
-- Frank Conniff

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Episode Two Hundred and Twenty-Nine: The Christ Slayer (2019)


"Warning: the Slayer has entered the facility." 
-- Phobos intercom, Doom Eternal 

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Episode Two Hundred and Twenty-Eight: The Outlaw King (2018)

Krew Boga (2018)


"You get to stay seated the whole time, and you never have to say anything demoralizing like, 'How many ducats for yon turkey leg?' You're allowed to cheer for the knight whose section you're sitting in, but no one's going to prod you if you don't. It is the closest one can get to the experience of eating at a Spirit Halloween, I think, by which I mean everything is chaotic and perfunctory in the most charming, human ways possible."
-- Daniel M. Lavery, on Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament

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Episode Two Hundred and Twenty-Seven: We're the Millers (2013)

What We Did on Our Holiday (2014)


"A vacation is a sunburn at premium prices."
-- Hal Chadwicke

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"Happy New Year...again."
-- Russ

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"Happy New Year."
-- Russ

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"Merry Christmas."
-- Russ

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Episode Two Hundred and Twenty-Three: Gingerdead Man vs. Evil Bong (2013)

Elves (1989)


"Behind every tale of Christmas monsters lurks the true darkness of Christmas... No matter how brightly our fires burn, or how many fairy lights we turn on, Christmas is still spent deep in the shadows."
-- Sarah Clegg

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Episode Two Hundred and Twenty-Two: Hercule Poirot's Christmas (1994)

Black Christmas (2019)


“Crime doesn’t stop for Christmas!”
-- Francis Duncan, Murder for Christmas 

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Episode Two Hundred and Twenty-One: Dual (2022)

Bloodbath at the House of Death (1984)


"Human cloning is coming."  
-- Mike Pence

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Episode Two Hundred and Twenty: M3GAN (2022)

Cutie Honey (2004)


"Robots have solved and will continue to solve so many human problems. Except for all the ones that they cause."  
-- Hank Green

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Episode Two Hundred and Nineteen: The Children (2008)

Braven (2018)


"A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water." 
-- Carl Reiner

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Episode Two Hundred and Eighteen: Nobody Knows I'm Here (2020)

Nadie Sabe Que Estoy Aquí (2020)

Bring Me the Head of the Machine Gun Woman (2012)

Tráiganme la Cabeza de la Mujer Metralleta (2012)


“In Chile, they have no movies. They have awful popular movies." 
-- Alejandro Jodorowsky

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Episode Two Hundred and Seventeen: Call Me Chihiro (2023)

ちひろさん (2023)

Gozu (2003)

極道恐怖大劇場　牛頭　ＧＯＺＵ (2003)


“I'm not the ambassador of Japan or Japanese culture.”
-- Ryuichi Sakamoto

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"All we do is piss."
-- Russ


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“...WEEN!”
-- Russ


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“...HALLO...”
-- Russ


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“HAPPY...”
-- Russ


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Episode Two Hundred and Twelve: Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2007)

The Retreat (2020)

“Monsters in movies are us, always us, one way or the other. They’re us with hats on. The zombies in George Romero’s movies are us. They’re hungry. Monsters are us, the dangerous parts of us. The part that wants to destroy; the part of us with the reptile brain. The part of us that’s vicious and cruel. We express these in our stories as these monsters out there.”
-- John Carpenter


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Episode Two Hundred and Eleven: Kinky Boots (2005)

The Neon Demon (2016)

"Fashion is merely an opinion. And I've got a lot of opinions."
-- Kanye West


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Episode Two Hundred and Ten: Burnt (2015)

The Dinner (1998)

La Cena (1998)

"Food should be fun."
-- Thomas Keller


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Episode Two Hundred and Nine: Gunpowder Milkshake (2021)

Iron Angels (1987)

天使行動 (1987)

"I never thought I could handle
A girl with guns
And let me tell you
You can bet that I'm not the only one"
-- Tommy Shaw


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Episode Two Hundred and Eight: Attack on Finland (2021)

Omerta 6/12 (2021)

Why Don't You Play in Hell? (2013)

地獄でなぜ悪い (2013)

"One of the reasons why people - particularly young people - love action movies is because what they are really looking for is justice."
-- Steven Seagal


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Episode Two Hundred and Seven: Life After Beth (2014)

Crimes of the Future (2022)

"I like horror movies, and in fact I like them even more now after making one. I just think they're much more liberating because you don't really have to apply a very strict logic."
-- Gore Verbinski


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Episode Two Hundred and Six: The Guardians (2017)

Защитники (2017)

Big Man Japan (2007)

大日本人 (2007)

"Superheroes aren't my deal."
-- John Carpenter


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Episode Two Hundred and Five: Theodore Rex (1995)

Anonymous Rex (2004)

"We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out."
-- Colin Mochrie


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Episode Two Hundred and Four: A Walk Among the Tombstones (2014)

Outrage (2010)

アウトレイジ (2010)

"My main concern was 'How should these guys be killed?' Only after I decided that did I write the story to match."
-- Takeshi Kitano


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"It's another outtakes episode. Happy Summer. Again."
-- Russ


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Episode Two Hundred and Two: Cloud Atlas (2012)

The Gene Generation (2007)

"How can I dare to guess about humans in the far future? It is, I think, only a matter of natural selection. If we become even slightly more violent, shortsighted, ignorant, and selfish than we are now, almost certainly we will have no future."
-- Carl Sagan


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Episode Two Hundred and One: Secretary (2002)

Hysteria (2011)

"If love is what you need, you must be willing to travel to the ends of the world to find it."
-- Medivh, Warcraft (2016)


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Episode Two Hundred: Shield of Straw (2013)

藁の楯 (2013)

"I do not like assassins, or men of low character."
-- Gene Hackman


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Episode One Hundred and Ninety-Nine: Hit Man (2023)

Mother (2020)

マザー (2020)

"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story."
-- Mark Twain


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Episode One Hundred and Ninety-Eight: Circle Line (2023)

生死环线 (2023)

Hercules in the Underworld (1994)

"I've always been attracted to the underworld."
-- Mariana van Zeller


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The Uncomfortable

"It's another outtakes episode. Happy Summer."
-- Russ


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Episode One Hundred and Ninety-Six: Once Upon a Crime (2023)

赤ずきん、旅の途中で死体と出会う (2023)

Tale of Tales (2015)

"I like high fantasy as much as the next guy, but I also like a bit of grit and grime with my faux-medieval trappings."
-- Antony Johnston


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Episode One Hundred and Ninety-Five: Starflight: The Plane That Couldn't Land (1983)

Deus: The Dark Sphere (2022)

"Space is not just going up and coming back down again. Space is getting into orbit and being there, living there, establishing a presence, a permanence."
-- Buzz Aldrin


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Episode One Hundred and Ninety-Four: Sinkhole (2021)

싱크홀 (2021)

Subway (1985)

"It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld."
-- Don Marquis


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Episode One Hundred and Ninety-Three: The Last Matinee (2020)

Al morir la matinée (2020)

The Apostate (2015)

El apóstata (2015)

"The decisions and problems of Uruguay will be resolved by Uruguayans."
-- Tabare Vazquez


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Episode One Hundred and Ninety-Two: Kimi (2022)

The Nightmare (2015)

"There's a vast encyclopedia of fears and phobias, and pretty much any object, experience, situation you can think of, there is someone who has a phobia of it. "
-- Scott Stossel


RIP to a real one -- Roger Corman


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Episode One Hundred and Ninety-One: Forbidden World (1982)

Grabbers (2012)

"I never saw Frankenstein or King Kong or the Creature from the Black Lagoon as bad guys. They were the good guys."
-- Tim Burton


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Episode One Hundred and Ninety: The Bricklayer (2013)

Occult (2009)

オカルト (2009)

"So much of life, it seems to me, is determined by pure randomness."
-- Sidney Poitier


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Episode One Hundred and Eighty-Nine: Lady Snowblood (1973)

修羅雪姫 (1973)

Sword Master (2016)

三少爺的劍 (2016)

"When you were partying, I studied the blade."
-- u/[deleted]


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Episode One Hundred and Eighty-Eight: Song of the Sea (2014)

The Spine of Night (2021)

"Animation can explain whatever the mind of man can conceive. This facility makes it the most versatile and explicit means of communication yet devised for quick mass appreciation."
-- Walt Disney


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Episode One Hundred and Eighty-Seven: Pelé: Birth of a Legend (2016)

Bacurau (2019)

"Brazil is a paradise."
-- Jair Bolsonaro


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Episode One Hundred and Eighty-Six: Billion Dollar Heist (2023)

Hello World (2019)

ハロー・ワールド (2019)

"You want me to hack the planet? He wants me to hack the planet... Ok, *if* I decide to do this, I'll need an unlimited supply of Xena tapes and Hotpockets."

-- DJ Qualls as Taz 'Rat' Finch, The Core (2003)


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Episode One Hundred and Eighty-Five: The Incident (2014)

El Incidente (2014)

Timecrimes (2007)

Los Cronocrímenes (2007)

"So there's this man. He has a time machine. Up and down history he goes, zip zip zip zip zip, getting into scrapes. Another thing he has is a passion for the works of Ludwig van Beethoven.

And one day he thinks, 'What's the point of having a time machine if you don't get to meet your heroes?' So off he goes to 18th-century Germany. But he can't find Beethoven anywhere. No-one's heard of him, not even his family have any idea who the time traveler is talking about. Beethoven literally doesn't exist. (This didn't happen, by the way. I've met Beethoven. Nice chap. Very intense. Loved an arm-wrestle. No, this is called 'The Bootstrap Paradox'. Google it.)

The time traveler panics, he can't bear the thought of a world without the music of Beethoven. Luckily he'd brought all his Beethoven sheet music for Ludwig to sign. So he copies out all the concertos and the symphonies... and he gets them published. He becomes Beethoven. And history continues with barely a feather ruffled.

But my question is this. Who put those notes and phrases together? Who really composed Beethoven's 5th?"

-- Peter Capaldi as The Twelfth Doctor, Doctor Who


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“Sorry guys. Again.”
-- Russ

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