Hello Dysfunction – Détails, épisodes et analyse

Happy Anniversary to Crystal and Mark!, T needs to leave Crystal alone, be careful who you’re doing favors for and Carolyn wants Jake. Pata Fria is trying new hair colors, Peez is growing up, stop finding creative uses for poop and grind your own meat. 

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Pata Fria has a shoulder injury, Crystal can see the notes from her psych evaluation, avoid processed meats and pervs are hiding cameras. Someone sh*t near Pata Fria’s head, finally some great news, the garage sale is Sunday and cottage cheese is currently that girl. 

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Crystal created an amazing protein drink, the workouts continue, we’re fond of mullets and Peez is not being nice. There are some cool discounts for low income people, an eventful first day of work, protect cheddar bay biscuits and beware of sneaky calories.

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Coffee is a trickster. 
Tomatoes used to be a lot better tasting. 
Stop telling everyone your family planning and extreme cheapskates are great. 
Crystal is ALL about mid century modern and Pata Fria is getting her affairs in order. 

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Welcome. 
Pata Fria draws nice stars. Crystal’s “what ifs” are non stop. Don’t fall for IG scams. Don’t forget your kids places, honest people still do exist. 

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Wanna smooth things out? Make a dance routine.
Women are really in constant physical pain.
Water isn’t a good time and cannibalism should be legal. Personality tests be on point and don’t let social media make you feel like you aren’t doing enough. 

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Eat cinnamon mentos for dinner.
Our kids been stressing us to death and we hate Pepsi. Our recording decor is really classy and Netflix is being greedy. Tips on how to get more fellatio and plan your after death signs now. 

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RIP to our dear listener Lauren. 
Do your laundry. 
Carolyn needs to make some money. 
Divorce is ok!!
Swear on your own life. 
It pays to be a good person and tiny mustaches should be a thing. 

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Two mentally ill moms…
Is Pata Fria retired? 
Crystal is still talking to strangers. 
New hair, who dis? 
Crystal needs to delete games off her phone. 
Hand me downs are great.

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Pata Fria’s voice is returning. 
We’re still wearing masks. 
Depression is a stupid bitch. 
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover and beware of mountain lions in your backyard. 

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