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| 267: I'm Busy Flirting | 14 Aug 2024 | 01:14:20 | |
Happy Anniversary to Crystal and Mark!, T needs to leave Crystal alone, be careful who you’re doing favors for and Carolyn wants Jake. Pata Fria is trying new hair colors, Peez is growing up, stop finding creative uses for poop and grind your own meat. For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com | |||
| 266: Don't Just Do It | 09 Aug 2024 | 01:26:40 | |
Pata Fria has a shoulder injury, Crystal can see the notes from her psych evaluation, avoid processed meats and pervs are hiding cameras. Someone sh*t near Pata Fria’s head, finally some great news, the garage sale is Sunday and cottage cheese is currently that girl. For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com | |||
| 257: Hide The Crack | 17 May 2024 | 01:26:56 | |
Crystal created an amazing protein drink, the workouts continue, we’re fond of mullets and Peez is not being nice. There are some cool discounts for low income people, an eventful first day of work, protect cheddar bay biscuits and beware of sneaky calories. For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com | |||
| 168: We're Trying | 28 Apr 2022 | 01:12:48 | |
Coffee is a trickster. Tomatoes used to be a lot better tasting. Stop telling everyone your family planning and extreme cheapskates are great. Crystal is ALL about mid century modern and Pata Fria is getting her affairs in order. Check out this week’s sponsors! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • DIPSEA Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on! The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly. If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off. Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners! Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 167: Fluffer | 16 Apr 2022 | 01:23:24 | |
Welcome. Pata Fria draws nice stars. Crystal’s “what ifs” are non stop. Don’t fall for IG scams. Don’t forget your kids places, honest people still do exist. Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 166: Loser Juice | 08 Apr 2022 | 01:25:57 | |
Wanna smooth things out? Make a dance routine. Women are really in constant physical pain. Water isn’t a good time and cannibalism should be legal. Personality tests be on point and don’t let social media make you feel like you aren’t doing enough. Check out this week’s sponsors! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • DIPSEA Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on! The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly. If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off. Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners! Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 165: Parliament Belt | 31 Mar 2022 | 01:35:27 | |
Eat cinnamon mentos for dinner. Our kids been stressing us to death and we hate Pepsi. Our recording decor is really classy and Netflix is being greedy. Tips on how to get more fellatio and plan your after death signs now. Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 164: Gas Station Pedophile | 18 Mar 2022 | 01:23:42 | |
RIP to our dear listener Lauren. Do your laundry. Carolyn needs to make some money. Divorce is ok!! Swear on your own life. It pays to be a good person and tiny mustaches should be a thing. For additional weekly episodes join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 163: It's A Testicle Puzzle | 12 Mar 2022 | 01:24:05 | |
Two mentally ill moms… Is Pata Fria retired? Crystal is still talking to strangers. New hair, who dis? Crystal needs to delete games off her phone. Hand me downs are great. Check out this week’s sponsors! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • DIPSEA Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on! The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly. If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off. Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners! Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 162: Galavanting | 04 Mar 2022 | 01:20:20 | |
Pata Fria’s voice is returning. We’re still wearing masks. Depression is a stupid bitch. Don’t judge a book by it’s cover and beware of mountain lions in your backyard. Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 161: Kill Your Rapist | 25 Feb 2022 | 01:12:22 | |
Excedrine is that girl. Don’t take our medical advice. iPhone “Share My Location” is not always accurate. Crystal gives great history lessons. Pray for Ukraine. We’ve been taught very contradictory rules. Always be open to learning and please leave us a review xo Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 160: CREAM | 18 Feb 2022 | 01:22:57 | |
Trauma makes you funny. Where is Pata Fria’s period. We’re kids with kids and the Olympics are racist. We got really sweet valentines, Crystal got embarrassing singing from her mom. Check out this week’s sponsor! • DIPSEA Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on! The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly. If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off. Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners! Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 159: Move Bitch | 11 Feb 2022 | 01:16:14 | |
Crystal brought us in with a very 90s serenade. Love Day is upon us. Pata Fria got new lashes. Don’t break anyone’s heart. Chode vs mushroom Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 256: It's Still About Me | 11 May 2024 | 01:25:49 | |
Hot weather is upon us, pollen is in full attack mode, Crystal got stretched and mental health is a constant struggle. Music in the 90s was filth, we are not confident surgeons, don’t answer your door for strangers and we love movies that are aesthetically pleasing. For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com | |||
| 158: Air Fryer Cult | 06 Feb 2022 | 01:21:28 | |
Crystal is singing again. We’re tired of paying bills. The groundhog saw his shadow. We’re not role models. Decriminalize drug use. Kill your local rapist. Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 157: Red Rocket | 28 Jan 2022 | 01:30:03 | |
Botox time is always a joy. This is a luxury trailer community. New Year’s resolution for couples. Billionaires don’t need space toys. Check out this week’s sponsor! • DIPSEA Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on! The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly. If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off. Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners! Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 156: Phantom Souls | 22 Jan 2022 | 01:29:48 | |
Welcome to the smoking closet. Crystal has tough lungs and more unlocked memories. Don’t fake the funk. Pata Fria wants a spiked ring of ownership and McKenzie fights. Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 155: You Pissed On The Baby | 13 Jan 2022 | 01:08:09 | |
Today’s episode is gross. There is no singing today. We’re definitely from the older generation, hygiene is being brought up AGAIN. Tweaker fights are the best. Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 154: I Have Good News | 06 Jan 2022 | 01:27:45 | |
Everybody’s sick. We’re old. Crystal’s paranormal roommates have been ACTIVE. Try to stay on top of your meds and don’t be a cheater. Check out this week’s sponsors! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • DIPSEA Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on! The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly. If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off. Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners! Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 153: On God's Birthday | 30 Dec 2021 | 01:21:30 | |
Last episode of the year; 2021 has not been kind. You can stop being friends without becoming enemies. CDC said go to work. Don’t buy your kids tattoo machines. The Damato kids are hilarious. Snow trips with no adults. Roses for Jesus. Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 152: AIDS Staples | 10 Dec 2021 | 01:21:22 | |
We’re not starting a pet furniture line. They can’t all be good days. Crystal has been living on IG live. Treat yourself to an occasional visit from a housekeeper. Dog bites. Poor family outings. If you’d like to contribute to Billy’s celebration of life/Carolyn’s independent living expenses, please visit https://gofund.me/acc45cd6 Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 151: It's a Pussy Wig | 03 Dec 2021 | 00:59:48 | |
We’re so happy to be back. Don’t let anyone put you in a closet. Self love shouldn’t bother you. Sober sex is different! Tattoos are great. If you’d like to contribute to Billy’s celebration of life/Carolyn’s independent living expenses, please visit https://gofund.me/acc45cd6 Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 150: Make Me a Marionette | 25 Nov 2021 | 01:08:36 | |
We love you Billy. National Day of Mourning. Don’t learn to make greens on the internet. Autopsy tours should be a thing. Frankenstein has moved out. Hippos are living it up in Colombia. In honor of Billy we’re bringing back the holiday tee, details how to purchase are available on our ig page. If you’d like to contribute to Billy’s celebration of life/Carolyn’s independent living expenses, please visit https://gofund.me/acc45cd6 ANY amount helps, even just a share is so greatly appreciated. Check out this week’s sponsors! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 149: Ol' Trusty Red | 04 Nov 2021 | 01:28:49 | |
We’re back after a rough couple weeks. Pata Fria has a plastic surgery addiction. Billy gave us a huge scare. Check in with your kids and take mental health as seriously as physical health. Don’t go slow in the fast lane and always shower before you get waxed. Check out this week’s sponsors! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • Hella Infused High quality handmade and lab tested CBD infused products. Support local Black woman owned, independent business! Right now Hella Infused is adding a CBD pain oil, CBD honey and CBD sea moss!! Continuing to extend 20% off to our listeners., head over and shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout. hellainfused.com IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused • Manscape Tired of pubic hair getting in the way and killing a good time? MANSCAPED™ just launched new products that your man will actually use including their - all-new Ultra Premium™ Body Wash and a 2 in 1 Shampoo & Conditioner! It’s time to give the man in your life the gift of beautiful skin, hair, and balls this holiday season. Go to manscaped.com and use code [Ihellodysfunction] for 20% off + Free Shipping. Join our Patreon for additional weekly episodes! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 255: I'm Gifted | 04 May 2024 | 01:16:23 | |
Don’t drink milk. Pistachio desserts are top tier. If you see someone stealing no you didn’t and dogs don’t wanna be cops. All of May is Pata Fria’s birthday, Crystal had an amazing dream, let’s restart our meds and always choose the bear. For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com | |||
| 148: Italian Instinct | 14 Oct 2021 | 01:24:37 | |
It’s our 3 year anniversary week!! The new iPhone update might have a sneaky new feature. Bad service in a restaurant is really a mood killer and if Crystal wants your recipe she’ll track you down! Check out this week’s sponsors! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • Hella Infused High quality handmade and lab tested CBD infused products. Support local Black woman owned, independent business! Right now Hella Infused is adding a CBD pain oil, CBD honey and CBD sea moss!! Continuing to extend 20% off to our listeners., head over and shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout. hellainfused.com IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused Join our Patreon for additional weekly episodes! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 147: I"m a Big Ass Trick | 07 Oct 2021 | 01:17:50 | |
Retrograde is bringing them old thangs back, don’t raise our rent. Crystal is a cool mom and also a part time plumber. Trains vs threesomes and Pata Fria booked another surgery. Check out this week’s sponsors! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • Hella Infused High quality handmade and lab tested CBD infused products. Support local Black woman owned, independent business! Right now Hella Infused is adding a CBD pain oil, CBD honey and CBD sea moss!! Continuing to extend 20% off to our listeners., head over and shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout. hellainfused.com IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 146: Why I Didn't Find One? | 30 Sep 2021 | 01:11:38 | |
We’re back together again! Crystal is a sex queen. Bunny’s becoming a bit of a problem and please always wash your hands! Check out this week’s sponsors! • Poshmark The seasons are changing, we’re ready to clean out our closets and grab some new items for fall! Poshmark is our favorite reseller app on the market. It’s super easy to set up a closet to sell your items for cash and browse thru thousands of gently used and brand nee items, some at 70% below retail. Right now Poshmark is extending a $10 discount to our listeners on your first purchase! Just use invite code dysfunction10 when you sign up! Invite code: dysfunction10 • Hella Infused High quality handmade and lab tested CBD infused products. Support local Black woman owned, independent business! Right now Hella Infused is adding a CBD pain oil, CBD honey and CBD sea moss!! Continuing to extend 20% off to our listeners., head over and shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout. hellainfused.com IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 145: You're Not To Be Trusted | 23 Sep 2021 | 01:16:08 | |
Keep you head on a swivel, weirdos are out there. Raising sons isn’t always a great time. Pumpkin season is upon us and tiktok is great for life hacks. Check out this week’s sponsors! • DIPSEA Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on! The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly. If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off. Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners! Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction • Hella Infused High quality handmade lab tested CBD infused products. Black woman owned/local/independent business! Right now Hella Infused is offering a free gift and 20% off to our listeners. Shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout. hellainfused.com IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 144: May The Best Pussy Win | 19 Sep 2021 | 02:02:13 | |
Please note, this is our first episode recorded separately due to covid. Our quality of sound may have been somewhat compromised. A few updates, a few write ins…everyone be safe and thank you for listening! Check out this week’s sponsors! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • Poshmark The seasons are changing, we’re ready to clean out our closets and grab some new items for fall! Poshmark is the best reseller app on the market right now. It’s super easy to set up a closet to sell your items for cash and browse thru thousands of gently used and brand nee items at 70% below retail. Right now Poshmark is extending a $10 discount to our listeners on your first purchase! Just use invite code dysfunction10 when you sign up! Invite code: dysfunction10 • Hella Infused High quality handmade lab tested CBD infused products. Black woman owned/local/independent business! Right now Hella Infused is offering a free gift and 20% off to our listeners. Shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout. hellainfused.com IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 143: Dumb, Dumber, And a Baby | 04 Sep 2021 | 01:32:48 | |
Crystal Barbie wasn’t real, call her Crystal hot tits. Everyone needs to explode sometimes. HSP explains a lot. PeePee is doing much better, Natalia made everyone early valentines. Check the dates on all snacks always. Check out this week’s sponsors! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • DIPSEA Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on! The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly. If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off. Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners! Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction • Hella Infused High quality handmade lab tested CBD infused products. Black woman owned/local/independent business! Right now Hella Infused is offering a free gift and 20% off to our listeners. Shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout. hellainfused.com IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 142: Let's Joust | 26 Aug 2021 | 01:15:58 | |
Bunny had her first fight, Crystal ate some bad food, Pata Fria is loving store deliveries and curbside service. When was the last time you ran full speed? Stay your asses off the milk crates and race play kinks are unfortunately a thing. Check out this week’s sponsors! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • DIPSEA Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on! The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly. If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off. Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners! Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 141: Creamies | 22 Aug 2021 | 01:15:19 | |
Happy Birthday Crystal, fussy babies and the first day of school. Don’t eat chocolate in the bed and does anyone know how long plan B lasts? Check out this week’s sponsors! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • Hella Infused High quality handmade lab tested CBD infused products. Black woman owned/local/independent business! Right now Hella Infused is offering a free gift and 20% off to our listeners. Shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout. hellainfused.com IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 140: And I Wasn't On Drugs | 12 Aug 2021 | 01:15:21 | |
Crystal got embarrassed at Alpha Beta and has ugly nails. Pata Fria is a lonely girl, but don’t marry your cousin or your child. Starbucks is really slackin so thank god for Orbit Coffee! Check out this week’s sponsors! • DIPSEA Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on! The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly. If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off. Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners! Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction • Hella Infused High quality handmade lab tested CBD infused products. Black woman owned/local/independent business! Right now Hella Infused is offering a free gift and 20% off to our listeners. Shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout. hellainfused.com IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 139: Meat Sweats | 05 Aug 2021 | 01:41:39 | |
PMS is killing us. Was Crystal actually a southern woman in a past life? America’s eating habits are embarrassing. Don’t wait for the stink. Check out this week’s sponsors! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • Hella Infused High quality handmade lab tested CBD infused products. Black woman owned/local/independent business! Right now Hella Infused is offering a free gift and 20% off to our listeners. Shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout. hellainfused.com IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 254: The Rodeo Raper | 27 Apr 2024 | 01:38:02 | |
Pata Fria got her lips fixed and did some spring cleaning, Crystal has been spending some time in the community, the universe has been on Richard’s ass and Crystal now has a handler. Carolyn has a creepy admirer, don't scam people, don’t lie on people don’t spend your kid’s money and let people protest in peace! FREE PALESTINE For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com | |||
| 138: Hide Your Wieners | 29 Jul 2021 | 01:45:02 | |
We’re still wearing masks, Pata Fria’s sex drive is on it’s way back and Crystal got her mouth clawed. Don’t poison your family, be passive aggressive or start fires with your gender reveals. Check out this week’s sponsors! • Hella Infused High quality handmade lab tested CBD infused products. Black woman owned/local/independent business! Right now Hella Infused is offering a free gift and 20% off to our listeners. Shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout. hellainfused.com IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 137: Beefy Mustache | 22 Jul 2021 | 01:37:49 | |
We’re happy to be back, last week was eventful. Art show was a success, Crystal samples drinks before buying and Pata Fria is fixing her Marge. Please practice fire, covid and drug safety. Crystal has a connection to New Orleans and they love making themselves known. Check out this week’s sponsors! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • Hella Infused High quality handmade lab tested CBD infused products. Black woman owned/local/independent business! Right now Hella Infused is offering a free gift and 20% off to our listeners. Shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout. hellainfused.com IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 136: Pull Those Leggings Down | 15 Jul 2021 | 01:41:09 | |
Welcome to the news. PeePee is small and if you don’t have a medical clearance please make sure you’re at our art show. Pata Fria had a really vivid dream and beware of ticks! Door Dash has been a joke and Crystal’s phone is still x-rated. Check out this week’s sponsor! • Hella Infused High quality handmade lab tested CBD infused products. Black woman owned/local/independent business! Right now Hella Infused is offering a free gift and 20% off to our listeners. Shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout. hellainfused.com IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused The number for covid testing and vaccine appts in your area: 1-888-634-1123 Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 135: Put It In My Dead Mouth | 08 Jul 2021 | 01:44:45 | |
Happy Birthday Frida Kahlo. Leo the cat used one of his lives and vets are kinda like car salesman. The art show is next week so buy your tickets now! PeePee is a true intellectual. Some twins are EXTRA close and Crystal discovered an awful fetish. Check out this week’s sponsors! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • Hella Infused High quality handmade lab tested CBD infused products. Black woman owned/local/independent business! Right now Hella Infused is offering a free gift and 30% off to our listeners. Shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout. hellainfused.com IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused The number for covid testing and vaccine appts in your area: 1-888-634-1123 Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 134: Discount Code.. Hello | 01 Jul 2021 | 01:16:27 | |
Crystal has boob sweat, Pata Fria’s back is broken. Pay attention to signs from the universe, love your friends while they’re here, Pata Fria is planning yet another surgery and Crystal loves 80s mullets. This week’s tv recommendations are: High On The Hog (Netflix) Outcry (Showtime) Check out this week’s sponsors! • Hella Infused High quality handmade lab tested CBD infused products. Black woman owned/local/independent business! Right now Hella Infused is offering a free gift and 30% off to our listeners. Shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout. hellainfused.com IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused The number for covid testing and vaccine appts in your area: 1-888-634-1123 Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 133: Don't Judge Me, But... | 25 Jun 2021 | 01:02:44 | |
There’s a cat in the room and it’s Bunny’s birthday!! Crystal had a Reno getaway, Pata Fria’s had a busy busy week. DNA testing, c-sections are serious, Crystal loves the Tootsie Roll. This week’s tv recommendations are: • 7 Deadly Sins (Showtime) • The Accused (Hulu) Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO The number for covid testing and vaccine appts in your area: 1-888-634-1123 Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 132: Sharing The Dysfunction- feat. Judge Us Not Podcast | 17 Jun 2021 | 01:53:47 | |
This week we tried something new and linked with the Judge Us Not podcast for some male perspective! We hope you enjoy! Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO The number for covid testing and vaccine appts in your area: 1-888-634-1123 Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 131: She's A Lot Like The Caldecott Tunnel | 10 Jun 2021 | 01:31:06 | |
Pray we aren’t getting sick, keep an eye on creepy teachers, technology is really changing lives. There’s now a huge free resource for sex workers, don’t defend your children’s wrongdoings. A genital anomaly, let’s all educate ourselves on gender and sexuality. This week’s tv recommendation is: • Gender Revolution: A Journey w Katie Couric (Disney +) Check out this week’s sponsor! • HB Crystals If you’re into crystals for their metaphysical properties or just to admire their beauty, check out @hbcrystals on Instagram! There’s something for everyone and they have live sales every week. The number for covid testing and vaccine appts in your area: 1-888-634-1123 Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 130: Let's Talk About My Tits | 03 Jun 2021 | 01:35:27 | |
Crystal has dry socket, Pata Fria doesn’t have new brows but she does have new bras. Hackers are active on IG and we’re just constantly reminded how awful humans are. Don’t lie to AAA and don’t be afraid to ask where someone got their butt done. Check out this week’s sponsors! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO The number for covid testing and vaccine appts in your area: 1-888-634-1123 Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 129: I'm Sorry, Robyn | 27 May 2021 | 02:02:07 | |
Crystal is a registered foster dog mom, Pata Fria had a really nice bday. Nothing ever goes smooth so just laugh. This week’s tv recommendations are: • Ultimate Warrior documentary (A&E) • The State of Texas vs Melissa (Hulu) Check out this week’s sponsors! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • HB Crystals If you’re into crystals for their metaphysical properties or just to admire their beauty, check out @hbcrystals on Instagram! There’s something for everyone and they have live sales every week. The number for covid testing and vaccine appts in your area: 1-888-634-1123 Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 253: Leave William Alone | 19 Apr 2024 | 02:07:57 | |
We’re back! Crystal was sick, William almost died, Carolyn is getting security cameras and anxiety has been ruining Pata Fria’s plans. Middle school kids are bad, Crystal interrupted an adventure, don’t use liquid car fresheners and avoid self checkouts. For bonus episodes and early releases join Patreon! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction Subscribe on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction Instagram.com/lurkpatafria Instagram.com/crystaldamato21 Email us your questions/stories: hellodysfunctionpodcast.com | |||
| 128: Thank You Jessica Simpson | 20 May 2021 | 01:44:33 | |
Gemini season is upon us, don’t be outside with a dookie stain, urine therapy is not real and pregnancy fetish is pretty popular. Piercing is much worse the second time around, Crystal is still expanding her vocabulary and the human body is amazing. This week’s tv recommendations are: • Hoarders (Netflix) • Unhinged (Amazon) Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO The number for covid testing and vaccine appts in your area: 1-888-634-1123 Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 127: He Bought Me These Pumps | 13 May 2021 | 01:44:08 | |
Happy Mother’s Day, warm weather is upon us, Pata Fria is being responsible. Everybody doesn’t need kids, go thru your family’s texts, Crystal loves vibrating beds. The number for covid testing and vaccine appts in your area: 1-888-634-1123 Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
| 126: Parsley Pussy | 07 May 2021 | 01:46:16 | |
A day late and a dollar short. Crystal is missing her foster puppy and Pata Fria had a rollercoaster of a week. Beware of ticks, scabies and Californians may have an accent. Check out this week’s sponsor! • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO The number for covid testing and vaccine appts in your area: 1-888-634-1123 Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com | |||
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