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(as a slightly early birthday present, you will please forgive this episode for being late. I've been excavating my kitchen floor. ~bobby)

TW: We have a fairly extensive conversation about security measures in schools today and the reasons for them. If you have been affected by the most recent school tragedy, you may want to skip this one.

chat notes: will the diaries continue after the big "E"?; we make yet another futile attempt to fix the American education system; we tumble briefly down a BBTrippin rabbit hole; and then we go back to school

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chat notes: new Jongho and Mingi songs; TBYL streaming updates; Eternal Sunshine anniversary; how KQ would never, and then did; mini behaving badly; the members speak out; Jongho and Twilight

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chat notes: bobby will never stop complaining about her renovation; we compare the Guerrilla music video to The World pt. 1 diary; capitalism ruined work; bring back 80s action star San; have we figured out where the Burn Book from GH5 even came from? (no); any excuse to talk about our thoroughly debunked one-TEEZ theory is a good excuse; that one time Hongjoong betrayed us all; there will never be another Bad

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chat notes: Hongjoong's new song; Macklemore and Sheeran; comeback confusion; the lost media; and face painting.

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chat notes: let's talk about high school; Rachel's random number generator is cursed; some of us just don't have time for side quests; Bobby wants to return to her lore roots (see previous comment about side quests); sometimes we mention ATEEZ

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chat notes: the leaked comeback; conspiracy theories; our favorite hair; how the whole youtube thing works; teamwork; and the perfect concert set list.

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chat notes: who cares about college; politics corner is unavoidable; maybe we understand why Z banned music; everything always comes back to The Giver; what if we decided to be useless; that one time Rachel got kicked out of the FBI

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chat notes: a reader email! patreon is live! we still can't ever remember what we're talking about! figuring out how to do things; the story of 82 world and the importance of restrooms; virality and the public; we boldly dive into discourse that has nothing to do with us

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chat notes: our patreon is here! the universe gives us a uniquely challenging line from The World ep. 1, diary 007.; setting up proper boundaries; is gatekeeping good actually?; a tumble down the blog rabbit hole

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chat notes: our patreon is here! a long a pointless tangent about interior design; the not VR VR show; celebrating Mingi's birthday; struggling with content; Jongho skinny horse; the grammys are up to something

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it's BOF Girl Summer! we're dropping a new (shorter) episode every Friday until we return with the next season of halachat.

today, we finally fulfill our sacred duties as followers of the Temple of CJH. we have officially brought Boys Over Flowers to the people, you're welcome.

after discussing holding grudges and hating capitalism, we finally dive into the final BOF in which the story manages to wrap up without actually answering any of our questions. for proof that BOF is actually a tragedy, look no further than Elf Lord and Mafia Uncle.

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it's BOF Girl Summer! we're dropping a new (shorter) episode every Friday until we return with the next season of halachat.

in this penultimate episode of BOF, the writers make it super clear that they're fresh out of ideas to wrap this story up so we better throw some amnesia in here to buy some time. before we get into all that, we catch up on the latest ATEEZ news and dissect some fan reactions to the comeback.

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it's BOF Girl Summer! we're dropping a new (shorter) episode every Friday until we return with the next season of halachat.

if you're hoping and praying for a answer to Yi-jung's disastrous Valentine's date that actually he didn't go on because he was stupid, well, we have some news and it does involve a lot of crying. meanwhile, Jun-pyo fails to recognize that his evil mother is a fae of the Night Court variety and creates an opportunity for Jan-di to make a deal with the devil.

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it's BOF Girl Summer! we're dropping a new (shorter) episode every Friday until we return with the next season of halachat.

Jae-kyung proves to be the best and brightest of us all because she escapes and leaves Jun-pyo and Jan-di to their own devices. this, of course, does not sit well with Lady Shinhwa who decides it's time to show everyone just how diabolical she can be. but first, we'll read some listener email and address some complaints.

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it's BOF Girl Summer! we're dropping a new (shorter) episode every Friday until we return with the next season of halachat.

cat's out of the bag and Jae-kyung's response is to marry Jun-pyo immediately. with a wedding on the horizon, Jan-di tries to pretend she isn't depressed while all her friends help by constantly reminding her that she should be depressed. meanwhile, Jun-pyo continues to do absolutely nothing.

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it's BOF Girl Summer! we're dropping a new (shorter) episode every Friday until we return with the next season of halachat.

all the girls are having boy troubles; Jae-kyung's fiance doesn't love her, Gaeul's Yi-jung loves the ghost of his old crush more than her, and Jan-di has become Jun-pyo's personal maid. it's fine though, because everyone's going to be open and honest about their feelings, right? right??

also, if you're dying to know our thoughts on Golden Hour pt. 5 and the fandom's latest insanity, you've come to the right place.

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it's BOF Girl Summer! we're dropping a new (shorter) episode every Friday until we return with the next season of halachat.

in a stunning reversal of expectations, Jan-di is the most normal character this week. 75% of F4 are having mental breakdowns--i bet you can guess who's holding steady (Mafia Uncle, we heart you). plus, the writers continue to be confused about the show's otp.

first, let's count ATEEZ's concept outfits for this era (you'll need both hands) and attempt to figure out what the heck the music video is even about.

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it's BOF Girl Summer! we're dropping a new (shorter) episode every Friday--except for today which is Tuesday--until we return with the next season of halachat. please forgive this late episode as we were traipsing around the Smokies last Friday.

the liminal space resort stay may finally come to an end, but unfortunately the Jan-di, Elf Lord, Jun-pyo, Jae-kyung love rectangle does not. however, to ease our souls, the writers have sprinkled in about 2 minutes of uncle bl for those who celebrate.

for the bread of this BOF sandwich, we discuss first KQ's inability to make any sense and finally how, no, Eden is not in charge of the lore.

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it's BOF Girl Summer! we're dropping a new (shorter) episode every Friday until we return with the next season of halachat.

just in case you feel that watching Jan-di and Jun-pyo suffer through multiple awkward double date experiences--including one in the world's most liminal space. . . resort?--was too comfortable for your taste, First Uncle has decided it's time to begin his angst arc. ]

but first, we examine and opine about ATEEZ's first concept photos.

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BOF Girl Summer has begun! we're dropping a new (shorter) episode every Friday until we return with the next season of halachat.

Jae=kyung is in town, and it seems she's here to stay along with Jun-pyo. Surely Jan-di with the help of Elf Lord will be able to keep it together? surely not. meanwhile the uncles are scheming and Elf Lord is reuniting with a long-lost (decidedly un-elf-like) family member.

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It's our final episode of the season (recorded Saturday, May 23 for context) and Bobby doesn't know how to use her mic.

chat notes: we start with apology corner; GH5 is just around the corner. . . maybe; fans mad their faves are headlining a major festival; the babies are back with a banger and roadies are mad about a dinner; KQ lies about everything (concepts); Yeolos have found new reasons to be upset; we continue parsing The World pt. 1 diary and unpack our religious trauma

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Be the light.

everything and nothing happens in these episodes--masquerade hide and seek, a basketball showdown, a manic pixie dream boy, toilet "humor", a surprise engagement (only for people who haven't been paying attention), and a surprise performance (two, actually). but all of that kind of just leaves us back where we started. except, Elf Lord has committed the biggest betrayal of all. . .

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Here it is! Episode 9 coming in hot a mere week late. I’ll get into the gory details of what happened next episode, but for today, listen to our incredibly untimely and incorrect predictions!

chat notes: AI corner is back; taking your problems to the members; KQ’s business sense and the big E; post-Japan ticketing trauma; ill-fated predictions from Rachel; mirrors and windows

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Be the light.

after that last unpleasantness, jan-di et al. are hitting the slope. this opens the door for some more jewelry-based drama which leads to a separation which makes the show. . . pleasant, almost? the uncles are here to save us again--this time not with a saxophone but with sparkly pants.

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chat notes: Destiny's Memories trials; the blood feud at KQ; the xikers comeback; reading the cards; solo schedules; and a whole lot of nonsense

if you came here for relationship advice, please kindly turn around and leave while you still can. Jan-di continues to demonstrate how to make all possible wrong decisions in matters of the heart. before you go, please let us proselytize you to join our Yeosang x Jongho detective drama cult.

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chat notes: the concert cupsleeve disaster; the KQ financials; how to ticket; only one bad seat at a concert; NASA and NASA; the continued merch drops; self reliance

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Jan-Di finally makes a decision and if you thought that would lead to a peaceful happily ever after, you haven't been paying attention. a series of disastrous dates and one roundhouse kick to the face later, suddenly Ga-Eul steps into the spotlight clad in the infamous bubble hem which can only mean one thing: a makeover has occurred and some bullshit is about to commence.

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chat notes: KQ family animal representatives; stealing ‘special moments’; getting into ATEEZ; isolating the fandom; bringing the party back; having fun with music; who will save us; the black link; finding our Left Eye

f4 and the girls are off on a tropical vacation, and we must be prepared to stifle some yawns--except, what's this? a betrayal! the world's most passionless kiss leads to a grueling competition of speed, endurance, and turning a wheel really good. grab your jewel-encrusted treasure chests and don your soul mate earrings; let's crack the veil wide open and discover the truths the BOF writers thought we never could.

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chat notes: PC collecting is hard; our ATEEZ dreams (literal); all the things we've seen on threads; Hongjoong shares his heart; interaction expectations at send off; the English drama

in this re-recorded episode, Elf Lord sets off on a journey and we wish to follow him so we don't have to endure the Jun-pyo x Jan-di absurdities. diet Elf Lord simply doesn't cut it. instead we get to witness miraculous woodwind weirdness and the fourth ugliest dress you've ever seen. meanwhile, Jongho continues to be Right About Everything as we revisit his BOF x ATEEZ fancast choices.

(content warning: bullying, attempted/suspected sexual assault)

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chat notes: changing up the rap; sweat and the human body; comeback honorable mentions; serial drama trenches and witch hunts; dealing with the systems that hold us down; clearing the cobwebs; feeling our feelings; pc collecting drive by how to; how we collect; Jongho's BOF casting; suddenly feeling feelings again; on being difficult to catch

***NOTE*** Bobby was accidentally transported to 1977 and is calling in from a telephone booth (i.e. her mic was weird and we don't know how to fix it). many apologies for the unfortunate audio.

gather round, everyone, it's time to watch Jan-di scowl, Elf Lord sink into depression, and Jun-pyo become completely delusional. the uncles are, as usual, in their own little world--if only we could be there with them. the connections to ATEEZ are tenuous but always present.

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chat notes: Bobby makes an apology; comeback breakdown; yes AI is everywhere but let's understand what we're talking about before we start complaining; we don't respect English and neither should ATEEZ; varying popup experiences; the Jongho problem; everybody's mad about the FYP pcs; fancall season is back and so is the discourse; general complaints and beefs corner; we love emails!; attempting to figure out why there are three cromers; today's bible study is on The World pt. 1 diary, 001

you can read Rachel's yearly fancall post here.

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you may think you know how to watch Boys Over Flowers, but we will teach you the correct way to watch Boys Over Flowers. in this episode we'll meet Jan-di, Jun-pyo, Elf Lord, First Uncle, Mafia Uncle, and the Spice Girls (plus Jan-di's awful family). and of course, we'll answer the most essential question: will BOF ATEEZ?

(content warning: bullying, attempted suicide, attempted sexual assault, ED)

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chat notes: bingo board status; black suits as far as the eye can see; the lay of the concept land; solo stans are once again ruining everything; questionable KQ decisions; fanmeets and fancalls; produced by Hongjoong; Edenary’s good works; lore is back baby; making a strong story; the Sunday schools officially open and with our whole chests we jump into politics corner

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chat notes: the comeback we knew was coming has come; we fight about halateez; the new teaser theories; answer vs deja vu; the diaries get up to some real bullshit; ghosts and cromers and sopro; the halazia of it all; the black suit compact; concept photos vs album; produced by Mingi; the PC collection hunt; putting all the pieces together

*sorry about the ads that play in the middle of the episode. we will fix it. i promise. (or hopefully they're already fixed and this note means nothing to you)

chat notes: it’s the season finale; atiny day for all; KQ continues to get their best ideas from Rachel; the songs on Eden’s cutting room flor; sad snowmen movies and sad media literacy skills; the Oklahoma dog lore; artist rights; bad predictions return and ATEEZ will do incredible things

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chat notes: we continue to be wrong about our posting schedule; rachel gives us many more reasons to be jealous of j-tinys; handsome manager update and drama; jongho's bday live doomposting; k-tinys have a laundry list of san's "offenses"; ATEEZ anniversary happenings; the babies' first plagiarism controversy; kq releases a serious edict

pop culture digressions include unbreakable kimmy schmidt; the curse of america's top model; hbomberguy's "plagiarism and you(tube)"

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chat notes: this episode is a week late and we apologize, but it was also never going to be timely to begin with; we discuss how good Legendary is and speculate on things that definitely don’t end up happening; people are unfair to Wooyoung; ATEEZ is good at all positions; our untimely 8room rant (they did put it online.. after we recorded); we discuss the birthday merch no longer being available on yes24 (only for Jongho’s to come out on Yes24); monthly anti capitalism rant; a drive by response to some of our comments; is Eden a deer?

• Bobby’s On Strager Tides book summary

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chat notes: a different sort of thing with our preachiest episode ever; deification; what spirituality means; the main characters; the Jongho Temple; we really love high notes; the commandments; the sacred holidays; we promise a playlist we don’t deliver on; Santa Ho; the three pillars of Jongho’s interests; the mark of the bear; take me to church

chat notes: Bobby finally understands what everyone else has already known this whole time about how the scoring works; Jongho--excuse us--Jjong-cenzo has never enjoyed a meal more; Rachel becomes a Han solo stan; it feels like we've seen these wolves before; like us, Jongho is spiritually checked out; Mnet reveals a new Boy we've never seen before; uhhh--did the other groups know they could just pre-film a music video???; Wooyoung tells the world's worst joke probably; BTOB is Jongho's new religion; Rowoon gives us the greatest quote of our generation

• Summer Taste for the uninitiated
• Rachel's post (Fix On: Summer Taste)

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chat notes: KQ learns how to post music; ATEEZ is traveling again and people still don’t know how to behave; ATEEZ and Leodav’s nachos are here; a long history of nachos; the lore of the patron saint; inviting ATEEZ into your life

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chat notes: we feel squishy about iKON's interpretation of "Pretty Savage"; Mnet forces us to watch a commercial for Whosfan and we couldn't hate them more; Sexy Eunkwang is Bobby's (and Bobby's) type; covid really ruined everything, didn't it; ATEEZ's problem has always been that they don't know how to board the struggle bus; why are we bullying Chani; Bobby has FEELINGS about SF9 and their ending fairy; we dissect the usage of the Large Finale Prop; Rachel has figured out how the judges are reaching their final scores and it's pretty stupid; Atiny's are always ATEEZ's biggest antis

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chat notes: the latest ai trend; ai song covers; ai fancalls; parasocial relationships and delusion; our own personal problems and ai; protecting artists; going public and investments; the golden potato balls and inventory management; a dwayor of sorts; where even is ATEEZ; an identity crisis; bubu time

chat notes: strategic partners; eternal sports day; ATEEZ doesn't get the dress code memo; Wooyoung sports day MVP; Bang Chan's JYPE Organic Cafeteria Food commercial; It's One doesn't know what show they're on (one that doesn't deserve them); not everyone can open the heavens with their voices--Jongho can.

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chat notes: bobby brings the heat; introducing rachel jr; we investigate every corner; the very limited limited edition; Jongho PCs are precious and perfect; kpopped is finally here; the j balvin fall out; the Atlanta-fication of the solo songs; content farming at send off; the KQ extended family updates; concert faves

chat notes: Mnet editors aim to displease; we attempt to parse the confusing and vague feedback from the judges; Kingdom scorekeeping continues to baffle and upset us; why is The Boyz's behind-the-scenes content always so bad?; Kingdom: Legendary War (Friendship Is Magic); Bobby never misses a chance to complain about Spotify auto-playing HYBE groups; do the judges have secret beef with BTOB?

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chat notes: public vs private photos; the boycott list; the what about wars; getting that internet clout; the kpop boy group landscape; ATEEZ at KCON; opportunities for xikers; the catapult us to fame; dark siren call of reddit; media literacy and visual storytelling; the parasocial problem; the people yearn for bible study; tariffs strike again; concert ticket prices; our favorite atiny; time for the rise of the wattpad atiny

helpful links:

• the BDS boycott guide
• the reddit post in question