Explorez tous les épisodes du podcast Good Morning Driftwood
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| Penny's Fury Road | 12 Aug 2025 | 00:28:18 | |
On today's episode, the gang discuss the dirt-based origins of Dirk's family's names, eclairs, and Penny's Fury Road, a segment in which Penny picks things she wants to "doof." Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| I Am Not a Scientist, but I Am a Man of Science | 05 Aug 2025 | 00:23:00 | |
On today's episode, the gang pull Dirk back from the edge of an identity crisis and discuss the new wood in town, and science. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| How He Move Like That? | 29 Jul 2025 | 00:21:21 | |
On today's episode, the gang discuss Penny becoming the national poet, Dirk's "hip thing", and an unwitting rabies expert. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| FamiLegally and the "Be Cool About This" Defense | 22 Jul 2025 | 00:23:22 | |
On today's episode, the gang discuss brilliant new TV show premises and legal arguments based on island vibes. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Give Us the Laying Hens! - DPT Finale | 15 Jul 2025 | 00:21:12 | |
On today's episode, the gang attempt to maintain their dignity as they finally conclude studying for the Driftwood Preparedness Test. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| In For a Penny, In For a Pound - DPT Part 3 | 08 Jul 2025 | 00:25:39 | |
On today's episode, the gang discuss unexpected survival tools and Dirk recounts his favorite moment in television history (from the brilliant program "The Knick") as they continue to study for the Driftwood Preparedness Test. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Start a Fire and/or Run At It Screaming - DPT Part 2 | 01 Jul 2025 | 00:33:19 | |
On today's episode, the gang's studies for the annual Driftwood Preparedness Test continue. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Survival Month Begins! Driftwood Preparedness Test Part 1 | 24 Jun 2025 | 00:28:06 | |
On today's episode, the gang begin studying for the annual Driftwood Preparedness Test, in which they go over information deemed necessary to thrive in Driftwood. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| SweetieBeans Is Sorry | 17 Jun 2025 | 00:21:09 | |
On today's episode, the gang discuss a candy company's recent industrial accident. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| With Great Power Comes... Whatever You Want to Do With It | 10 Jun 2025 | 00:26:16 | |
On today's episode, Penny is "taxed" mercilessly by Mayor James Volvo (who is a dog) and the gang discuss Dirk's bid for membership to the World Geographical Society and obtain their superpowers, and Bench's most and least favorite juices. Follow us on TikTok at https://www.tiktok.com/@gmdriftwood and Instagram and @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Chowder Madness and Turkish Delight | 03 Jun 2025 | 00:31:20 | |
On today's episode, the gang talks about milk routines, Driftwood systems of measurements, chowder madness, and literary classics. Ya know, classic radio stuff. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Penny Administers Personality Tests from National Geographic Kids to Dirk | 27 May 2025 | 00:30:31 | |
On today's episode, Penny administers to Dirk a National Geographic Kids personality tests. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Dirk Found a Falcon and They are Now Roommates | 20 May 2025 | 00:20:19 | |
On today's episode, Dirk tells the gang about a falcon that landed on him on a hike and is now his roommate. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| The Life and Times of Timmy Smiffson | 13 May 2025 | 00:21:47 | |
On today's episode, Penny showed up to the studio as her alter ego Timmy Smiffson, who happens to be a Victorian orphan boy. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Pitbull Court and Penny's List of Lovers | 06 May 2025 | 00:33:17 | |
On today's episode, the gang discuss important things like sleep trackers, Pitbull Court, how poison was used for cosmetic purposes in olden times, Boston Legal, and Penny's List of Lovers. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Sucks to Suck! (Penny's Press Release) | 29 Apr 2025 | 00:33:00 | |
On today's episode, the gang discuss a new line of cheese-scented soaps and shampoos, the recovery of a renowned painting that had gone missing, James Volvo visits the studio, and some recent developments in Penny's personal life. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Doggie Debate for the Mayor of New Derek (featuring Kimi Jackson and Tom Fraser) | 22 Apr 2025 | 00:41:12 | |
On today's episode, the gang host the debate between the two candidates for mayor of New Derek (who are dogs) via their campaign managers (Kimi Jackson and Tom Fraser). Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Top 10 Things Pirates of the Caribbean Got Wrong About Pirates | 15 Apr 2025 | 00:38:06 | |
On today's episode, the gang break down the top 10 things that the film franchise Pirates of the Caribbean got wrong about pirates (according to Driftwoodian history). Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Chief Curator Caroline Gesundheit Joins Us for History Day (featuring Kimi Jackson) | 08 Apr 2025 | 00:33:33 | |
On today's episode, chief curator Caroline Gesundheit joins the gang to celebrate Driftwood History Day and teach us about Driftwood's extraordinary history. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Theater Critic Margaret Timpson EVISCERATES EVERYTHING | 01 Apr 2025 | 00:35:08 | |
On today's episode, the gang try to get to the bottom of the robot spiders tying people's shoes together, partake in a heated debate about what a punnet is and isn't, and explore the mind one of Penny's alternate lives. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Schrodinger's Bullsh*t | 25 Mar 2025 | 00:36:13 | |
On today's episode, the gang try to adopt out the animal of the week, attempt to identify the most recent mysterious powder sent to the studio, why people's perception of Schrodinger's cat is nonsense, the pickle jingle, and Bench's run-in with a con man. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| The Mutiny Failed... | 18 Mar 2025 | 00:38:27 | |
On today's episode the gang reckon with the aftermath of their failed mutiny and await the outcome of their negotiations with their producer/puppet-master Matthias. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Penelope's Feud with Kendrick Lamar | 11 Mar 2025 | 00:30:33 | |
On today's episode the gang verify that Bench isn't a horse and discuss the failure of the Conclave to elect a new Grand Admiral, Penelope's prior feud and current friendship with Kendrick Lamar, and the morality of piracy. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| This Show is a Power Vacuum | 04 Mar 2025 | 00:40:15 | |
On today's episode the gang discuss the power of imagination, headshots day at the studio, an eccentric billionaire giving away miniature ponies, and the Driftwood Police Department's plea to help them locate a duck. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Décolletage, French Steel Workers, and Montblanc | 25 Feb 2025 | 00:47:59 | |
On today's episode the gang discuss whether to go to war with an island of super-intelligent bees, how French Steel workers are weird about doing their own thing, the discovery of a new nut, and Dirk's love of Montblanc pens Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| The Good Morning Driftwood Awards, The Woodies! | 18 Feb 2025 | 00:50:17 | |
On today's episode the gang give out awards to the citizens of The Driftwood Isles for their incredible accomplishments over the past year. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Robert De Niro Has Invaded Penny's Dreams | 11 Feb 2025 | 00:35:36 | |
On today's episode the gang discuss the personas of each finger on Dirk's slappin' hand "The Boys", Big Wet Run and its food offerings, and Penelope's psychedelic dream reality. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Thetis Really Messed Up the Whole Dipping Achilles Thing | 04 Feb 2025 | 00:46:12 | |
On today's episode the gang discuss Greek mythology, the Driftwood New Years Honors List and this year's Beard designations, a new sea shanty karaoke bar, Dirk's gritty Arthur reboot, and the return of wanted criminal Piano Boy. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Quicksand Bread Bowl | 28 Jan 2025 | 00:38:49 | |
On today's episode the gang discuss whether men and women can scientifically just be friends, Dirk's belief that the mail is lying to him, and the people of Driftwood harboring an escaped convict. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Y'all Know Milkis? (I Love You, Milkis) | 21 Jan 2025 | 00:50:39 | |
On today's episode the gang discuss Penny's second life as a Victorian orphan boy, the emotional manipulation of the Duolingo owl, and Dirk introduces Penny and Bench to the glorious deliciousness and magic of the world's best beverage, Milkis. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| STOP DOING POTTERY | 14 Jan 2025 | 00:31:41 | |
On today's episode the gang discuss the shutdown of the mysterious Moonrise Labyrinth, the reopening of the Museum of Wet, and an urgent plea to STOP DOING POTTERY. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Catchphrase Throwdown | 07 Jan 2025 | 00:34:56 | |
On today's episode the gang discuss new catchphrases, a star-studded silent tableread, a cruise ship being turned into a housing complex, and local holiday Johan's Day. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Sometimes in Life... (Life Lessons from Cake Day) | 31 Dec 2024 | 00:43:00 | |
On today's episode the gang discuss Cake Day and its life lessons, Bench's return to the studio, New Years revolutions, and the Driftwood Dirigible Company's new line of John C. Reilly themed blimps. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Penny's Poetry Corner | 24 Dec 2024 | 00:28:37 | |
On today's episode the gang discuss the difficulties of Driftwood's weather cheeses, Jackie Casanova's stolen pants, and Penny's Poetry Corner. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Hunky Mr. Parmesan | 17 Dec 2024 | 00:31:17 | |
On today's episode, producer Matthias has left the gang to fend for themselves to discuss the naturally occurring cheeses of the Driftwood Isles and new recurring segment "Bench's Dumb Place." Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Hidden Figures: Missing Climbers, Maritime Murder, and Sexy Museum Artifacts | 10 Dec 2024 | 00:46:56 | |
On today's episode the gang discuss climbers missing in the Finicky Ridge mountains, new developments in Bench's maritime murder (and love life), and the maritime museum's recent discovery of sexy ancient artifacts. Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Murder, Love, Legality, and the Build-A-Bear Boat | 03 Dec 2024 | 00:39:04 | |
Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood On today's episode the gang discuss concerning clauses in their contracts, new developments in Bench's maritime murder (and love life), and little Jeffrey Danvers leading Dirk's orphans in commandeering the Build-A-Bear boat. Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Bench PerDiem, Sleuth at Sea | 26 Nov 2024 | 00:50:54 | |
Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood On today's episode the gang discuss the murderous reason for Bench's surprising absence, a town that's being taken over by baby bears, and corporate sponsorship of the moon. Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Good Afternoon Driftwood (Tick Tock Madness) | 19 Nov 2024 | 00:50:59 | |
Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood On today's episode the gang discuss literary demon possession, a mysterious and possibly mystical boat disappearance, and when bakeries go TOO FAR with trendy creations. Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| L.T.S.J. | 12 Nov 2024 | 00:50:47 | |
Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood On today's episode the gang discuss an exciting new food company, the Driftwood Doomsday Bunker lottery, and maritime labor strikes. Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Davy Jones Day | 05 Nov 2024 | 00:37:36 | |
Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood On today's episode the gang discuss the city's many road closures, Davy Jones Day, and the ongoing Victorian cough outbreak. Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Vote for Boat | 29 Oct 2024 | 00:39:46 | |
Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood On today's episode the gang discuss Cirque du Lumiere's new literature-based show, a public poll to determine how to spend $20 million, and Bench finally succeeding at walking the plank. Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Dirk Don't Tell No Lies | 22 Oct 2024 | 00:36:22 | |
Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood On today's episode the gang discuss the upcoming gala for the Driftwood Society of Trouser Boys, an important reminder about mold season, and an endeavor to spread fluency of Driftwood's native language. Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Life & Love in Denial | 15 Oct 2024 | 00:35:59 | |
Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood On today's episode the gang discuss Penelope's recent breakup, an exciting Bean Watch! development, and a press release from the Driftwood Isle Police. Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| They're the Captain Now | 08 Oct 2024 | 00:40:06 | |
Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood On today's episode the gang discuss Penelope's meltdown while trying to get tickets for the reunion tour of Watering Hole, an exciting development at the Wiley Child's Children's Home, and a phrase Bench has been "hearing around town." Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Books on Blast | 01 Oct 2024 | 00:40:09 | |
Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood On today's episode the gang discuss the upcoming Salt Fest, a theft from the Driftwood Museum, and books to send up to Fenhuil. Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Sandwich & Scribbles | 24 Sep 2024 | 00:37:48 | |
Follow us on Instagram @gmdriftwood On today's episode the gang discuss why Driftwood is banned from the Olympics, a new TV show based on beloved Driftwood residents Sandwich & Scribbles, and the ongoing hygiene problems of the UDWW marching band. Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| The Town That Cried Cornetto | 17 Sep 2024 | 00:38:49 | |
On today's episode the gang discuss a nearby town full of filthy liars, the new era of the Byzantine-Visigoth blood feud, and a tragic twist in fan-favorite recurring segment Bean Watch! Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Soap is Where the Clean Starts | 17 Sep 2024 | 00:48:43 | |
GMD is live! Good Morning Driftwood, beloved morning radio show of the island nation The Driftwood Isles, finally figured out how to use the internet. On today's episode the gang dive into buffet line bullying, Bench's powder-based gentleman sleuthing, and the grand opening of Driftwood's most exciting new nightclub. Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||
| Good Morning Driftwood Trailer | 11 Sep 2024 | 00:01:15 | |
Welcome to The Driftwood Isles, the weirdest, wildest island nation you've never heard of (because it doesn't exist). On Driftwood's most beloved morning show, hosts Dirk Wiley (Zach Stewart), Penelope MacGuffin (Laura Hotchkiss), and Bench PerDiem (Daniel Kvoras) discuss the events of the day and all the insane, eccentric, and outright absurd things that make Driftwood one of the top 6 archipelago nations you could ever hope to be shipwrecked on. On Good Morning Driftwood, hosts Zach Stewart, Laura Hotchkiss, and Daniel Kvoras improvise in character as hosts of a morning radio show in the fictional country of The Driftwood Isles. | |||