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Alice's search for answers about her ongoing pain have led her to MRIs. Doug's search for answers about nonsense have led him to the Norman Conquest. Very interesting times indeed.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How fat thighs and large breasts can make it hard to fly

- Some bad news for the goodest boys

- Ever cared to taste a salamander? You will.

- The home shopping network that's not The Home Shopping Network - Who holds the ceremonial giant scissors at beheadings?

Alice and Doug welcome back special guest Wendy Brown in this New Year's extravaganza. Doug puts Alice and Wendy's stress levels to the ultimate test. But Alice might be too (prescription) drugged up to feel the stress. Plus, is Wendy too kind for roller derby? Does Doug know *any* U.S. state capitals? And has Alice been watching the Saw movies too much? All this and more as we ring in 2025 in Terrible style.

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- New Year's festivities like fireworks, parades, and neighborhood gunshots

- Drew Carey's napping assistant

- The best thing before sliced bread

- What if Sir Anthony Hopkins really is a cannibal?

- Time is Crazy!!

Andy Jones joins Doug and Alice for his second Christmas special, regardless of how Doug remembers things. Together, they play some holiday games and, of course, talk about Alice's poop a little. Can you guess which Christmas movies are family friendly and which are...absolutely not? You might be surprised.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Is 80 tabs too many to have open?

- A tattoo based on a huge dining mistake

- Potentially questionable stationery collections

- Christmas themed crimes and injuries

- The coolest celebration tradition in all of college basketball

New segments are introduced. But overall it's the same ol' same ol'. Come learn some stuff about poop.

Sadly, Alice does not pee her pants this episode.

- Alice's exciting new hobby that she most definitely would not have paid for

- Who would listen to a Schindler's List live watch along?

- Trash ramen is not trash

- Poop gloves: What would they be to you?

- The pros and cons of a partially smart house

Alice is back! And Doug is here! Going Terribly is back on track with its usual two hosts, perhaps out of fear the guest hosts over the past few weeks might be gunning for their jobs. Where would that hit them on a 1-10 pain scale? Who's to say? But they'll cover said scale, along with possible kitten names, and more in this comeback episode. Big time suburbanite stuff inside. And before it's all over, someone might just pee a little.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Famous blues magician Muddy Johnson

- Where/how would your intestine hang out, and why would anyone ask that?

- The deliciousness of a Cyclone Supreme pizza

- The most painful idea for a tattoo ever?

- Disney vs. Joel Osteen: To whom would you listen regarding your pet's death?

Well, it's Alice's turn to go on vacation. Er, be out sick. So William/Will/A Random Fellow is filling in to try to make sure Doug doesn't screw everything up while she's gone. Doug has a game prepared, but Will is ready and has brought along his own. Who takes control of the show? It's the ultimate battle of wills. Well, battle of Will and Doug, rather.

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- A special visit from one of the creators of possibly the worst PSP game ever made (no, really!)

- Some possible names for the new Terrible Kittens

- A healthy post-Thanksgiving serving of bullcrap pie

- Why Celebrity Price is Right would be really stupid and really fantastic

- Stormy Pinkness

It's two days before Thanksgiving, and Alice and Doug have a lot to be thankful for.

And yet, somehow all they could really think of was Ryan Reynolds.

But there is a big surprise later in the episode (well, technically two!) that will be more than enough reason to stick around.

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- Did you know America's Funniest Home Videos is still on the air?

- How humane society trips are like sex

- Making cakes out of hamburgers. Or vice versa.

- Is a toaster a good gift to get for the celebrity who has it all?

- What in the world is a Rizzler?

Doug is back! And he brought most of his voice with him!

But, most importantly, Alice just had her first mammogram. And, number two* in importance, today is World Toilet Day. So enjoy plenty of scatological goodness.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Can you overdose on Theraflu?

- Better band name: The Horizontal Shelf or A Ketchup Bidet?

- A heckuva Donald Duck pooping impression

- Plungers hanging from the ceiling

- An entire lasagna

*heh

Doug has fallen ill, but Going Terribly wasn't about to miss a week. So, for the first time ever, there's a guest host! Naem Madi is on board to help out while offering his own twist of fun with the musical "Naem That Tune." Meanwhile, Alice offers insights on Hollywood celebrity family feuds (not of the Steve Harvey variety) and Hemingway/Bible/colon connections.

But Doug does offer a couple of notes from the grave. Er, sidelines. So you won't be completely free of him.

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- Who is Bella Thorne to you?

- The downside to snakeskin soap

- Have you forgotten about Dre?

- Would you rather win one fewer Oscar than your sister or just go ahead and die?

- Ryan Gosling wasn't available

This Sunday is Alice's birthday! With Alice hitting the big 4-0, Doug digs up a bunch of stuff from Alice's birth year that might make her and Steve Guttenberg feel a little old. Like Who's the Boss and Depends. Doug presents a couple of games and even tries his hand at Alice's most popular segment.

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- The disappointment that spinal taps aren't as serious or dangerous as they sound

- Purse Suer vs. Purse Sewer - which is the worse pun?

- The 1984 hit Seinfeld movie

- It Takes Two: Electric Boogaloo

- Lots and lots of quantum stuff. Or not. Better grab a pocket calculator just in case.

Happy Halloween!

Alice and Doug invite Kevin Roach to the show for his annual Halloween episode. This year they debate which horror movie villains they'd bed (spoiler: The Predator has some sexy abs) and recite a brand new scary story. They also discuss the merits of a travel bidet (or two!) and wonder if Pat Morita could have convincingly played a small town sheriff.

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- The dark side of Dr. Seuss

- Auntie Lee's Meat Pies

- When on a vibrating boat, are you more likely to poop yourself, orgasm, or gently fall asleep?

- That time Hitler unwittingly left some DNA in a sausage mixer

- Honestly, more routine cannibalism talk than should be comfortable

This week Alice leaves her scheduled colonoscopy up to a Facebook vote while Doug scours app stores for strange Fitbit alternatives. This is adulting in 2024.

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- Why isn't there a play or musical based on the 1987 cinematic classic Mannequin?

- Maybe a little too much Enrique

- Are you wealthy enough to afford cameras in your medication?

- All the things about Ernest Hemingway that rose...and didn't.

- It's Mrs. Shen's birthday!!!

Alice has a colonoscopy coming up. Somehow this isn't the first topic she and Doug discuss. But once they get on her butt, boy, does it prove difficult to get off.

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- Completely unrelated Tummy Trouble

- Turkey Testicle Festical

- Would you trust a biology teacher/realtor to perform routine surgeries in your home?

- Attempting to hold friends hostage using really comfortable furniture

- Steroids might get a bad rep, but goodness, do they make your face skin lovely.

Could you imagine if today were Julia Roberts's birthday?! It's not, but could you just IMAGINE?!?!

Elsewhere in this week's episode, Doug and Alice just got back from St. Louis (and TO the future!), and now they're ready to find some fowl balls or other unusual body parts to devour at the West Side Nut (heh) Club Fall Festival.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Keep ketchup off your hot dogs

- What do you do once you've tried every flavor of every brand of sparkling water? Is it just over now?

- Near universal praise for Costco...except for a troubling recent move in their chicken packaging

- Jame Doody Dench

- Revisiting the time certain adult toys may have been lost in a matter of national security

September's over, so wake up and join Doug and Alice as they consider alternate Barry Manilow fandom names, question their new home's bathroom setup, and, most importantly, celebrate a special 100th birthday. Plus why does the international market have so many cooler RC products than we do?

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- A nostalgic start to a life long love affair with cheese curds

- Dropping your drawers in a grocery store

- Supper bullying

- The Sound of Music vs. West Side Story - How's your classic movie trivia?

- Relentlessly trying to get noticed by well endowed people

Doug and Alice have been doing a lot of burying of ledes lately, and it's time for all the news to finally come out. Major life changes have occurred. Are they shrouded in murder or in tradition? There's only one way to find out.*

Other discussion topics may include:

- Life is a lot more bearable when you picture all your finances in board game money

- A celebration of Eckerty, Indiana, if it does indeed exist

- Your garage and bathroom don't need TVs, but wouldn't it be cool?

- How to rid your own cabbage patch of those darn babies

- Pleasantville, Stepford, or Get Out - what's your ideal neighborhood?

*Okay, we suppose a second way could be to watch for arrest reports, but you're slightly more likely to get some bathroom talk here.

Alice teaches us about the differences between Chinese language and symbols, as well as differences in sign languages between countries, including accents! Meanwhile, Doug makes a joke about Mario's penis.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A literally childish alien obsession

- Is there anyone who uses a letter as a first name who isn't successful?

- A computer literally tries to take over the episode (it's happening)

- How smarmy are you allowed to be when narrating a corny joke book?

- Happy birthday to the U.S. Constitution...for better or worse.

It's a Great Day with Doug, even if by force. Enjoy a trio of film directors' birthdays, some great news regarding Alice's band, and Doug gushing about his favorite musician. And even Barry Manilow.

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- The Sound of Music meets West Side Story in a battle to the death

- Try to name a non-sweet food that wouldn't be great on mashed potatoes. You can't.

- Should Quentin Tarantino write a musical?

- The phrase "milk ejection time" is used, so you probably want to get to the bottom of that.

- You know you've made it as a band when Rotel dip is your opening act

Alice has been a bonehead again. Doug almost had a tree crash down on his. It went terribly lately, but they're still hanging in there. They just can't pronounce anything correctly. You'll see.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Why Rick Moranis retired from acting

- Buttery salty fingies at the furniture store

- How to brush your teeth. Or maybe how not to. It's really up in the air.

- Storing things in your prickly ash

- One of Dr. Pepper's 23 flavors might be tomato, and that's enough to give up on the world, isn't it?

It's time to generate some random topics! Just what have Doug and Alice been breaking and losing lately? Besides hearts and farts, of course. Find out in this butt flap vibrating episode.

Start your engines and form your nethers. And watch out for shatnel. It's Going Terribly.

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- Delivery robots who demand to be taken seriously

- Have you heard women can both own land AND vote now? Progress is being made, folks.

- Costco samples vs. outright theft

- What's something commonly do today that you think people will wonder why anyone would ever do that fifty years from now?

- The Physics of Pharts

Alice and Doug recently returned from St. Louis. There was art, food, shopping, and, of course, IKEA. Now they're back to tell you all about it while also touching on scrambled pancakes and the difference between anuses and rectums.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Stale corn nuts and the palpating innards that accompany them

- Controversial ice cream jokes

- Which is the worse kind of nursery - a plant store or a baby store?

- Bacon Medusa

- The sickest Bosnian coffee jingle you're likely to hear all day

It's time to take a trip down to New Yum City! Doug and Alice discuss recent and upcoming tasty (and/or really weird) treats. Honestly, why do other countries' McDonalds and KFCs have such amazing menu items? Step it up, America!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Caramel, gyro, and other relationship threatening words

- Why don't we drink any animal's milk other than cows?

- Powder filled chips and candies

- School anxiety dreams

- BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVORED THINGS ARE A HORRIBLE LIE

Did the pied piper murder a bunch of children? Have you ever rubbed emu parts on yourself? And just what *did* Daniel Radcliffe do to that horse? Find these answers and more in this highly educational episode.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The disappearance of Amelia Earhart and Jim Liverballs

- Sinning in the Rain

- The dichotomy of watching Olympic gold medalists while absolutely pulverizing a pizza buffet

- If you want cockroaches in your sparkling water, prepare to be disappointed

- Yes, the "Big Unit" situation is addressed

Years in the making, it's the 200th episode of Going Terribly!

For the first time ever, Alice and Doug are joined by special guest Laura D'Alto!

The trio then spend the next hour and a half mostly discussing poop. Listen, what else do you want?

Along the way, Laura does class it up with talk of K-pop concerts, World War II musicals, and an obvious love for her job and her family. But when left to their own devices, Alice and Doug drag it straight back to poop.

You'll love it.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How a hot dog a day can keep the Grim Reaper away

- Shows that Going Terribly is already better than, and others that will soon be conquered

- Fluffernutters, but different

- Would a competitive eater having two stomachs be considered cheating?

- Getting ghosted by Jesus

Want to please your man?

Write him a lovely haiku,

And spit on that thang.

This week Alice and Doug welcome acclaimed poet/umpire/pirate/babe sketcher Nick "Frick" Wentzel. Games are played. Games that, someday, could just supplant baseball as America's past time. Time will tell.

Other discussion topics may include:

- What is your lick potential?

- How to be judge, jury, and executioner of small children

- Dame Judi Dench has still got it going on, and don't you let anyone tell you otherwise

- What's your favorite poop themed cereal?

- Just what in the world did birthday boy Daniel Radcliffe do to that horse?!?

Wasn't there something we were supposed to talk about this week? I can't remember...

Other discussion topics may include:

- GAME OF CONES V: Indiana Cones and the Swirl of Density

- Gulf War cannibalism...technically

- Music that makes you want to go home

- Why your 4-year old is dumber than some birds

- Celebrating the emus who sacrifice their lives so you can soothe your bug bites

There's allegedly time travel. There's supposedly quality poetry. There's definitely ball sweat scented things.

But what's most important is THERE ARE STILL NO FRIGGIN BIRDS!!!

Other discussion topics may include:

- A celebration of crime murder game persons

- Who needs zippers when you can just sew everything shut?

- Hot take: Virginia Vietnamese food just isn't as good as Indiana Vietnamese food

- Is origami paper size too big for a quality cheese cracker?

- A taboo celebration of eating ash

We celebrate a very special birthday today! And goats! And God. And Lake Bell, who honestly should be the voice of God.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Elusive noodles (wink)

- Music that jams, rocks, slaps, and is, most assuredly, bussin'

- Peach passes (wink wink)

- Louisiana social workers and the stars who loved them

- Sexy baby voices (...wink?)

Alice and Doug are gearing up for next month's annual ice cream crawl while lamenting their failure to bring other unholy food events to fruition (YET). There's also an impromptu and accidentally cruel game of 20 Questions.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A satisfying drip

- The unfortunate discovery that both George Michael AND George Orwell are dead

- Introducing a young child to graphic hip hop music, out of respect for the art

- It is completely okay to refuse to accept sucky homemade gifts

- Children's show characters that don't have hands up their butts

Boy, does Alice have a tale for you. Travel, mystery, sex, and, for whatever reason, an iPhone 7. Everything you could want from a modern thriller. Well, except the iPhone 7.

Meanwhile, Doug can draw Barney Rubble. You'll have to take his word for it.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How can you tell if you're in your own Fight Club scenario?

- Is art magic?*

- Some really clever jokes about how Mormons have multiple partners

- The compulsive need to watch Titanic anytime it's on television

- Pranks vs. Crimes, and when they can overlap

*Yes

Alice is still mysteriously coming atcha from afar through the radio airwaves, and Doug is thinking of joining a pasta cult. But oh wait, maybe he already has....

Other discussion topics may include:

- Virginia adventures, featuring both reefer and bird poop madness

- 30-year old mattresses

- Waiting for technology to catch up so society can finally enjoy singing billboards

- Chasing delicious, delicious waterfalls

- How often do you burst out wrestling in real life?

Was Maya Angelou married to Daniel Tosh? Was the Notorious B.I.G. a big Billy Idol fan? Is a kiwi just a flying kangaroo?

It really went terribly this week.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Opossums of all sort: Epiphany, Insurrection, and, of course, Awesome

- How to (not?) use a corn cob as toilet paper

- An introduction to biblical rapper Lil' Viticus

- Crash Test Moose

- Is removing your tampon before dying the polite thing to do?

Naz Reid.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The epic (and exhausting) adventures of Sir Yawn-a-Lot

- Midnight ice cream bans

- All the incredible benefits of having your Business Insider

- Gluttonous Mermaids

- The most accurate Bluey impression you'll ever hear

Alice is about to leave town for a bit. But the episode won't stop, because of magic.

While she's still here, she and Doug discuss compulsions. They also discuss eating worms and making love to a potato's eye. These are not some of the compulsions. But they could be.

Elsewhere, Alice offers a disappointing Momofukuing story and Doug once again tries to be Steve Harvey.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How can you tell if you were an imp or a bully as a child?

- When your paramour becomes your paranomour

- Another new, addictive phone game - but make it fashion!

- An examination of birding complexes

- What is the butt, if not a corn dispenser?

Alice and Doug are different people now. They yard saled away (yard saled away) and will gladly take your trash for the right price. Join them as they celebrate hidden treasures and completely amateur burger grillers in this fresh-as-a-daisy, banana pepisode! Other discussion topics may include: - The very popular, very necessary 4-to-1 bird to baby ratio - Astronaut ice cream soil - Spicy dragon fruit somethings-or-other - Grown men's lemonade stands - IKEA foreskin

It's Asian Pacific Islander Heritage Month, and this episode is bursting with an incidentally Asian-themed It Went Terribly. Plus Alice and Doug discuss times they've had to call 911 (U.S. only). And just who in the heck was this Leviticus dude??

Other discussion topics may include:

- Are Mr. Rogers and Aaron Neville kind of the same person?

- Some creepy old fellas' unfortunate desire to make women resemble hoofed animals

- Grand Theft Porcine

- Death by art failure

- How was the original pork chop created?

Alice has BIG NEWS. Doug has BIG NOODS. Praise Cheeses, hallowed be Thy name.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The right and wrong way to make a chicken apple pie

- Houses with legs: What could they mean?

- A recap of recent foot long foods

- God's disappointment in particular vegan products

- Nearly as much useful information as an average packet of noodles

To what extent do you dry off after a shower? Where do you get dressed? Will you step aside when you reach a certain age? And where dat pre-buttcrack at?

All these important questions and more will be broached, discussed, and destroyed in this very inquisitive episode of Going Terribly.

Other discussion topics may include:

- What do John Cena and Reba McEntire have in common?

- The 19-year anniversary of us all learning about elephants' long trunks

- How to avoid getting poop knucked

- Using a fan and your own wet body to create a delicate mist for everyone to enjoy

- All of this, but, for today only, say it in Shakespearian, please

You know what sucks? Taxes. Even worse? The obfuscating way taxes have to be calculated. Even worse? The rigmarole surrounding how to actually make the payment straight to the IRS without buying $200's worth of supposedly free tax prep software!

Happy Day After Tax Day, y'all. Hope you remitted your payments in time!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Is Ringo Starr currently the second best looking Beatle?

- What would Donkey Kong sound like beatboxing? You'll see.

- The unexpected uncovering of Jon Cryer and Martin Lawrence as long lost twins

- A terrible (but kinda great) "silent" radio film

- Famous American ukulele players, such as...Mick Foley and Tackleberry from Police Academy? No, that can't be right.

Going Terribly is a podcast that aims to provide weekly comfort to our listeners in the form of silly laughs, day-to-day nothings, obscure information, and poop jokes.

Unfortunately, last year, we had a guest on our podcast who now faces some serious accusations of inappropriate behavior from a number of victims. It is our opinion that this particular episode has not aged well and has the possibility of being triggering for many listeners, including its hosts.

We have decided to take down Episode 80 of Going Terribly. We stand with survivors of abuse and will continue to attempt to offer a safe and silly place for our listeners.

How many times can Alice be incorrect in this episode? The answer may astound you.

Other discussion topics may include:

- An introduction Mr. and the whole Magoo family

- The military's obsession with f bombs in their acronyms

- Acclaimed British actor Daniel Craig's daughter

- How to start a proper Crispix Bonanza

- Information on the long-forgotten Knuckle Frappuccino Cappuccino

Hey, so have you all, like, heard of this guy, Joe Maldonado, who was in charge of, like a park for exotic animals, but then killed a bunch of horses to feed his tigers, and then he got caught trying to, like, kill his rival, who may or may not have killed her first husband decades ago?

Catch all the hottest news here on It Went Terribly!

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to get your new dentist to break up with your old dentist

- The innate desire to see a tiger licking an ice cream cone

- Children Farms vs. Farms of Children: The importance of phrasing

- Groomed Chipmunks

- The hot new game craze that's sweeping the nation: Thunder, Truck, or Fart?!

Easter is coming early this year. Get your eggs and your eclipse glasses cuz the future is nigh(t)...

Other discussion topics may include:

- Rippin' burlap, dropping jet fuel, and other anal logic

- Complicated churro relationships

- Officially welcoming Christ back to the cream

- How to go from not knowing a thing about business humanities to teaching a class on it in six short hours

- New Yum City!!!

Doug and Alice are in da house with special guest, the Artist Formerly Known as The Notorious R.E.D. Gennie Adams. It's a St. Patrick's Day celebration! A couple days late, but games still needed playing and poor Irish accents needed to be heard.

Hear Gennie regale the audience with the tale of how Alice and Doug played passive matchmakers, culminating in Gennie's upcoming nuptials. During which she's officially agreed to play the Going Terribly Games: Home Edition.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How many celebrities are older than Kurt Russell?

- The Evanston Teenage Girls Arm Wrestling Tournament

- Easter egg flavored soft serve ice cream

- Can anything compare to a boxed bunny?

- Smushing famous Irish people

GRWU as we flex our conversational skillz with such topics as the Communist Revolution (ick), Gen Z slang (bussin'!), and why cumin is the most underrated spice (no cap).

Other discussion topics may include:

- When the heck are Katie Holmes and Pacey (or even Dawson!) gonna get back together?

- A celebration of forgotten doo wop group "The Ho Tones" and their variety of leaders

- Bologna, darkened with love

- How many hamsters is your horse's penis?

- Meat Madness

Is today a great day or a terrible day? Alice and Doug make their respective cases, and they'll let you decide. It really comes down to beach house sex vs. revolutionary massacres.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Chex: Underrated treat or complete waste of time?

- Sex-crazed faeries and White House raccoons

- How to clone old summer camp friends using just an old envelope

- A very topical bit about hip, upcoming band Fleetwood Mac

- A "double release day," so to speak

It's a Great Day for Semi-Recent Semi-Decent Words for Duds with Gross ASMR!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Pimple popping videos (which you will absolutely, without question, never see here)

- Cute little vertigo puppies

- Be careful about touching anything a 60-year old man in a kilt has just touched

- Who is the best person to leave a nuclear warhead to in your will?

- Beyonsleigh

We're one-hundred-seventy-seven episodes in. When are we gonna get some dang celebrities up in this bish? No offense to anyone who's ever been on...we love you!!!

Other discussion topics may include:

- It's everyone's birthday today. Maybe even yours!

- Stephen Marbury vs. Any U.S. President: Who Was the Better American?

- High School Musical: The Musical: The Series: The Actress: The Reference

- A White Castle Valentine's Recap (seriously, there's not a joke there)

- Do you think Cindy Crawford is into poop jokes?

Congratulations to newly affianced, long-time guests, Gennie Adams & Josh Weiland! Say YOU DO to their engagement, Valentine's Day, and Josh's birthday with obscure and disturbing wedding traditions, obscure and disturbing sexual positions, and obscure and disturbing quirks of language. I mean, come on, French, what gives?

Other discussion topics may include:

- A visit to a Mumbai Wrist Locker for some Democratic Bliss

- What is the most interesting bass fishing podcast?

- Power bottom houses

- How to show love and support for your daughter with an affectionate loogie

- What is your favorite flavor of pre-nup juice?

***Our sincerest apologies for an insensitive joke made about a celebrity whose death was announced today. We recorded the episode prior to this news, and we are embarrassed to have made light while the celebrity and their family were going through physical and emotional turmoil. We wish solace to them.***

It's time for It Went Terribly, and it just gets terribler every time! How terribly can it get? It's the birthday of two historical baddies-by-circumstance, so we'll let you guess...

Other discussion topics may include:

- How much voodoo equipment must one own to be considered a threat to national security?

- That sweet sweet urinal cake flavor

- Artificial semen and legitimate human blood

- The ongoing war against all Nellies

- How "WAP" gets even more filthy when you swap the acronym around