Hey Poptarts! We’re taking a summer break.

Welcome to therapy everyone! We have lots of beef and all the boys are misbehaving. This week, we over-discuss:

• An actually good joke
• Ice cream maker tailspin
• Not closure
• 100% reactive 100% of the time
• He seems like a regular man
• A very weird conversation
• Yet another Shakespeare class
• Getting there by accident
• Egregiously obnoxiously bad
• See you on One Tree Hill
• Dean is not that person
• Dean blindness
• Boyfriend would never
• Lindsey's high school trauma
• No sacred cows
• Our continual love for Brad
• Mrs. Kim is right
• Actually getting over it

And ask some questions:

• You really want to have that conversation with us?
• Again with the group projects?
• How much would you tell Dean?
• Do you not understand this?
• How humiliating would that feel?
• Is Poppy a damn good name for a toaster?
• Why is Lorelai in such denial about Luke?

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We're inn with the inn crowd on this one Poptarts! This week, we over-discuss:

• Modern Renaissance painting
• A literal crap shack
• Luke inconsistencies
• The Stars Hollow lady cop
• A proportionate outline
• Inferior lettuce
• Statistically closer to death
• Original Mia
• A weird choice
• This isn't yours...stop it
• Bulldozing people on the way
• Not what she needed
• The most boring show
• Bootsy’s origin story
• Various stages of Andrew
• Pop culture gatekeepers
• So much Spam

And ask a lot of important questions:

• What is this?
• Why wouldn't she paint it from a photo?
• What would you name your place?
• How is it not blatantly obvious that it's a prank?
• Why do you have to scrape it off?
• How dumb are you?
• Who would want to hold on to property that's falling apart?
• Since when?
• Do you think there are great cymbal players?

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Welcome to Gilmored and this is a podcast! This week, we over-discuss:

• Headmaster Chilton
• Very specific hate for certain music
• Macarena discovery
• Bus books
• Introvert prejudice
• She's not a loner, she's just a nightmare
• The weirdest way to walk up to people
• Paris and the Puffs
• High school kidnapping
• Completely sticking up for herself in a way that's completely valid
• Everything about being alive is exhausting
• No one's busy like a single mom
• One dimensional booster women
• Wet leaves
• My name is Hotweiner from Vienna
• The definition of disintegration
• Women who got hell for being unwell

And ask great questions:

• Can you chill?
• Why do you have to read something different during lunch - does it aid in your digestion? 
• Can she just have half and hour to eat a sandwich by herself?
• Can you listen to music while reading?
• Who the hell names their kid Lemon?
• When was she told that this was the expectation?
• Can we talk about Aubrey?
• What kind of soup has lettuce in it?
• How does she know that sound is that battery?

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We love you, Poptarts, but we do hasst Christopher. This week, we over-discuss:

• Emily's valid point
• Where Lorelai gets it
• Coddling expectations
• A little bit of a punk in a funny way
• Emily's wildly inappropriate friends
• Good for the little tart
• Proper debutante prep
• Notable escorts
• The big ick
• The bar is on the floor
• Christopher amnesia
• Hello sailor!
• Phased out is totally a thing
• A hooker or a teacher
• Steves the bartenders
• A surprisingly sweet side of Lorelai
• Obnoxious amounts of leaf garland

And ask some questions:

• Do we feel like that's kinda how they operate?
• Does every young girl dream of this day?
• What do you mean you're not a prude?
• Why are you annoyed that he has a job?
• What is Dean's deal with dressing up?
• Who orders a chai latte at a diner?
• Red red or orange red?
• What is the proper height for a taper?

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Three weeks ago, pre-episode record, we talked about our thoughts about TTPD, etc.

Surprise, surprise, Poptarts: we have MANY opinions this week, including our thoughts on the Man of the Hour and his perfect flip in the lake. This week, we over-discuss:

• Calm down, Rory!
• Hamburgers before school
• Gilmore-verse sibling theory
• She's gonna butt in anyway
• What Jess actually needs
• This is hell
• He's 17, he's fine
• An appalling amount of food
• Yes of course he would do this
• Jess is Lorelai
• Lorelai has not earned this
• Holy cow, Luke's such a good guy
• Teenage containment
• Paris as a nasty person is so good
• The hill Lindsey will die on
• The reason her life turned out the way it did
• Make your own coffee
• Rachel vs. the joke

And ask some questions:

• How early is it?
• Where does Lane get all this money for her CDs?
• What are you making?
• Can you just stop?
• What's your favorite danish?
• Do you think Jess took the bridge money?
• Do you think this is the first time Jess and Luke have met?

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Sammys and LaDonns and Suzys - Oh my! This week, we over-discuss:

• Lindsey and Rachel switch roles
• 2000s travel things
• The nut version of the cheese chalet
• LaDonn's dark origin story
• The ins and outs of B&Bs
• You have to talk about it
• Regretting how it all went down
• Luke vs. Kirk
• Just walk by them
• You can just walk into anything
• College gear on campus
• Random Rory freak outs
• The most likely name
• Hiro love
• Please grieve what you lost
• That's how life works

And ask some good questions:

• What could be better than what they serve at a Hayden's Nut House?
• Are there things like this when you're driving around?
• Did she actually communicate this to Max?
• Why does Lorelai hate B&Bs?
• Have you ever stayed at a B&B?
• You're an accountant - what's 6% of $4.43?
• Who are these women who didn't eat?
• How would Rory not go, "OMG, we're close to Harvard!"?
• Where are you getting all this money?
• What do you think Emily got Lorelai?
• How does she know Iggy Pop is naked on the CD?
• How does ink come out of pens?

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So much going on this week, Poptarts! Join us as we over-discuss:

• What a big dumb dummy Lindsey is
• The ethics of cake tasting
• A formerly popular boy band
• Kirk as a photographer is a horrible idea
• A fun Rachel high school trauma story
• location: Earth
• Poor (?) Max
• Earned stepdad privileges
• What she's saying vs. the actual problem
• A perfect case study for Lorelai's selfishness
• The Christopher timeline
• Specific flavors of music snobs
• Planning Rachel's theoretical bachelorette party
• Thoughts about the drag club
• Guessing at the Richard and Emily origin story
• Luke vs. Taylor
• Talking to the wrong person
• Running to the phone

And ask important questions:

• Is cake the glue of a wedding?
• How did I get removed from the situation when I'm supposed to be the only person you're kissing?
• They haven't talked about anything?
• Eating at a bachelorette party - yay or nay?
• Who eats six baked potatoes at dinner?
• Does May know these women at all?

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Poor Lane, poor Max, poor Michele, poor Jackson, poor...everyone but Dean. This week, we over-discuss:

• The reality of wedding dress shopping (thank you, capitalism)
• The Chilton girls
• So much Shakespeare
• Pushing back on Paris (it's all made up)
• Here's the job... see ya!
• Lorelai is a sixteen-year-old bedazzler
• Camping to get Lindsey's daughter into Harvard
• Failing at Chilton is for the rich
• Go say goodbye, Rory!
• How flights work
• Dean, get a life
• Spontaneity as avoidance
• Being triggered by lovely parents
• Emily the Ice Queen gets attacked for the wrong thing
• Veil logistics and wedding dress history
• Marrying the ketchup and pickles that aren't lovers

And ask a few good questions:

• Can you stop causing problems, sir?
• Has no one ever communicated this to you, Rory?
• Who got these dogs that Paris trained?
• How are your wilderness skills?
• Can you chill for a minute, Dean?
• Who signed off on this?
• Did she just leave with those veils?

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Happy Season 2! It’s the question-heaviest episode we’ve ever done Poptarts! Maybe Max and Lorelai should’ve asked a few more. This week, we over-discuss:

• More daisies than you could possibly fathom
• Bootsie is a ghost
• The way he says it isn’t great, but he does have a point
• In reality, this is a mess, but that’s ok 
• Justice for Zelda
• Richard nails Dean for the wrong thing
• Lindsey was the weirdest kid ever
• Homemade hohos 
• Jared Padalecki was the perfect 2000s heartthrob
• The whole scene in the kitchen

And ask SO MANY questions:

• What’s up, Lorelai?
• Why would she cause that kind of harm to Luke just for because?
• What do you mean this is the first time any of this is coming up?
• How would Sookie not know?
• Which do you think is better, a coupon drawer or a coupon can?
• Would you want a teller who can’t count?
• How would Emily think this is news to Rory?
• Who cares?
• Who did they think she was going to bring?
• How do you know what you want to do your whole life?
• Look at your mother- are you surprised?
• Former gifted kids: how’s your therapist?
• How would you make a Twinkie?
• What the heck was in the Beefaroni?
• Why wasn’t it people we’ve seen?
• Oh my gosh, can you stop?

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Where's the rub, Poptarts? There it is! This week, we over-discuss SO MUCH: • Construction dust realities • Tom the Contractor • Premeditative Emily • The worst way to start reconciliation • Manic Emily • Lubed up and ready to go • So many good lines • Emily's copious use of the word “wonderful” • Vegan food appreciation • The Viagra Triangle • Her face the whole time • The alive old man • The most heinous thing that comes out of his mouth the entire show • He came to ruin her peace • The whole “we have dates” conversation • The only one who would have said OK • Not hyper-tense Paris • He goes immediately to yelling • Just wanting to be left alone in Mr. Peanut pajamas • Letting Paris lie • Off the charts Dean-O-Meter • Food math And ask A LOT of VERY important questions:  • What are you doing? • What is her motivation for that? • Have you ever been to a spa retreat? • Do you feel like Emily is clueless or hopeful? • Do they have sex right after the massage? • Do you put your clothes in the drawers? • Why is Rory packing? • Can we stop being mean about stuff? • Have you ever been to a place like this? • Does anybody know what consent is? • Do you like sitting at the bar? • Do hookers sit at bars • Are you? • Can you not have a night away from Rory? • Can you just let her be? • Have you not done laundry in four weeks? • Does she not want to be alone with Jess because she thinks it’s inappropriate or does she not want to be alone with Jess because she's deathly afraid of Dean being mad? • Is salt and pepper dip fast food gospel? • What is salt and pepper dip? • Can't Rory have her own life? If you or someone you know is experiencing domestic violence, call 1.800.799.SAFE or text "START" to 88788 (US only) or visit https://safeandtogetherinstitute.com/international-domestic-violence-resources/ for a list of international resources.  Send us your thoughts or just say hi (good vibes only!) at gilmoredpodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Insta @gilmoredpod. You can also join our Facebook group Poptarts!

Look at us go, Poptarts! It's a wrap on season 1 this week, so come along with us on this adventure as we recap, review, and do some other celebratory stuff. This week we over-discuss:

• Lane-Rory interactions
• The frustration of Rory and Paris
• Not liking Dean
• Wishy-washy Christopher
• Great Paris episodes
• Quality rants and humanizing Rory
• Damn Donna Reed can go away
• Specifically-flavored characters
• No tolerance for predatory behavior
• Over-the-top everything

And we ask LOTS of questions because *helicopter noises* we bring you not one, but two trivia games (accidentally on purpose).

OK Season 1, we have to go!

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Hey there Poptarts! We dusted off the old DVDs and opened up Kirk's Mystery Mailbag for this deleted scenes and other things episode. This week, we over-discuss:

• The benefits of DVD hoarding
• Being nosy at other people's houses
• Thoughts about Max's questions
• Excuse me, Emily Gilmore
• Being realistically bedraggled
• Understanding the potting shed reaction
• Current sock styles and convenient shoe sizing
• The amount of pee in Lindsey's house

Ask a couple questions:

• Do you give a tour of your house to someone when they come over?
• Is he a voyeur?

And over-discuss fan thoughts and theories:

• The likability of Lorelai
• More hotdog logistics
• Missed plotline opportunities
• Luke the secret millionaire
• Dean's yelling and Summer's bathroom coke
• Tension between Dean and Lorelai (aka the DALA)
• Gen X pranks

Special thanks to Poptarts Kathryn N., Jhari, Lisa, Denise (https://saltygilmores.tumblr.com/), and Erin for contributing to Kirk’s Mystery Mailbag!

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We did Season 1 of Gilmore Girls, Poptarts! Celebrate! This week, we over-discuss:

• Hammering for free at 6:30am
• Words that don't exist in English
• Reoccurring dreams about malls and waiting tables
• Peter Stringbean/Dick Tracy continuity
• The likelihood of meeting Clara
• Things not to do when you want to get back together with someone
• The problem with the breakup
• Forcing an unforceable person
• Everybody at Chilton denies reality
• 2000s mean girl energy
• A triangulation of unhealth
• Does she or does she not always say goodbye
• You don't get married to solve a fight
• Three rules of the troubadour mystique

And ask so many questions:

• Do you have any reoccurring weird dreams?
• What exactly is cheerleader material?
• Do you think it’s appropriate for Luke to break into Lorelai's house to do fixing things?
• Lorelai, what are you doing?
• Do you want to be in a relationship, Luke?
• Who is this Max all of a sudden?
• Since when does Dean go to town meetings?
• Why are they unwrapped?

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It's the penultimate (super ultimate?) episode of season 1, Poptarts! We Lo… this one! This week, we over-discuss:

• 123 He's Yours
• Caesar or not a Caesar
• Not dealing with emotions
• Over-protected Rory
• Having hard conversations with women
• The Chat Club
• Rediscovering candles
• Dream boyfriend
• Explaining the clothes to Rachel
• The logistics of suit shopping
• Manic, chaotic Lorelai
• Ripping into a teenage boy at his minimum wage job
• Everyone missing the point
• Thinking about the Todd and Naveena Cutler story
• Air Supply love
• Traumatic 80s movies

And ask the best questions:

• Am I more beautiful today than I was yesterday?
• But does she learn?
• Is Luke insane?
• Was I high? Who did this?
• Is it weird for Lorelai to shop for Rachel?
• Wouldn't Rachel know that Luke didn't really do that?

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What do you love about Rachel, Poptarts? Find out what we think, while we over-discuss:

• Okay places to put eggs
• Messing with people at work
• Well-written women
• Great pairings
• Songs for all types of gloomy
• How liability insurance works
• Mischaracterizing Boo Radley
• Overcompensating Emily and Lorelai's lack of chill
• Not-so-self-reflective parenting
• Potting shed thoughts
• Rachel's inappropriate request
• Spontaneous sex with not Luke
• Speculation about a stable future for Rachel and Luke
• Delicious jam situation
• Not enough money
• Intimidating hairstyles
• The evolution of Emily

And ask some tough questions:

• What is wrong with Lane?
• What makes you a handy man?
• How does Rory not have a favorite color?
• Is there only  a tub?
• Have you ever met someone who actually froze someone else's bra?
• As someone who knows how to French braid hair, has someone ever offered to be your friend because of it?

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All Hail Gran! This week we bring you a butt-heavy episode, while we over-discuss:

• Butt doubles v. butt models
• Being related to God
• The Gilmore's floral budget
• Gran inconsistencies
• Horrible, lovable Gran
• Stupid naked angel butts in real life
• High school hats
• Used items
• A proper, polite generational “mom”
• Zingers from Gran
• Trust fund thoughts
• Emily doesn't actually say what's wrong
• Being philosophical about flowers aka reclaiming the carnation
• The actual use of notecards
• Remembering the WaterBra
• Requesting royalties from Apple

And ask important questions: 

• Can you all just keep your mouths shut?
• Do you call it a hat rack or a coat rack?
• Do you think it’s weird to have a pet name for a parent?
• Are carnations tacky or retro?
• Do you consider Shakespeare to be a wise man?
• How long till your boobs are frozen?
• Have you ever been to a proper high tea?

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We might be Gilmore Girls experts, but we're Facebook idiots, Poptarts. This week, we over-discuss:

• First memorable-ish breakups
• The general life posture of wallowing
• A righteous babe that doesn't take crap
• Religious trauma hats
• Avoiding intimacy like mom
• Summer at the party
• Vague bathroom texts
• Six in the morning
• The trash philosophy
• None of these people are in high school
• Feeling like the French soda monitor
• Beef with the way boys talk to Rory
• Pink territory
• We all know you're not gonna do that
• Every place has so much stuff
• Boyfriend is Max!

And ask some very important questions:

• How in the world did all of these people find out?
• How did Lane swing going to this party?
• Is Lane's name weird?
• Do rich people have hilarious sock drawers?
• Why on earth would Dean go to Luke's?

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Lots of chaotic banter this week Poptarts! This week, we over-discuss:

• Dean's not-great reaction
• Why Rory should have punched him in the face
• The car
• The Dean-o-Meter hits a 10
• Stars Hollow's mystic origin story
• The complexity of Rachel (the character)
• A rare bench blooper
• The whole dinner
• Rune is not the lens through which we should measure men
• Everything Lorelai says
• Lorelai needs to go to therapy
• Initial stuff
• Wikipedia with Rachel (Bink!)
• Not condoning murder
• Septic tank inconsistencies
• The logistics of star-shaped hotdogs

And ask these important questions:

• Where did Dean get all his money?
• Who eats three kinds of pasta?
• When you fix up a car, you don't actually do it in the junkyard, do you?
• Does Dean ever come to the door?
• Have you ever worried about clashing with the decor?
• How long do you want to live?

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Hold on! It’s a feisty, delightful experience, Poptarts!

This week we over-discuss:

• Christopher makes a mess and then leaves
• The not-derailment of Christopher's life (aka Rachel's soapbox)
• Christopher's undeserved pedestal
• Egregious upon egregious happenings
• An infantilized Rory
• The whole Hayden family is trash
• Rory and Lorelai make it hilarious
• The size of President Bush's face
• Oxford-English dictionary updates
• The town gossip phone tree
• Travis Kelce=Evermore=Jackson
• Grandma tenderness
• Public sex
• Traveling with a full suit and a bottle of alcohol
• G is for gross
• Mae Martin's conception (check out their fantastic special “SAP”)

And ask important questions:

• Why did everyone stay at the Gilmore house?
• What planet does Christopher live on?
• Who has sex on a balcony with the lights on when other people are around?

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It's a spicy day for us, Poptarts!

This week, we over-discuss:

• Donna Reed voice overs
• Nick at Nite reminiscences
• Lindsey's 50's feminist manifesto
• Exactly who Dean is
• Dual feelings around Donna Reed night
• Immersive Gilmore experiences
• Gilmore Time
• An egregious missing of the point
• Such a moment at Luke's
• Patty's yorkie vs. the chickens
• Lorelai's avoidance of big feelings
• Emily cannot stop
• Luke's backstory
• Multiple Ceasars
• The grossest, weirdest way to say hi to anyone
• Getting catcalled in Lake Geneva
• Head hoods
• Missing cats

And ask some important questions:

• Does Dean suck because he's a closed-minded idiot or does Dean suck because he's a manipulative monster?
• What is the code for "I'm not wearing any underwear?"
• Do people love the hardware business?

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Here we are Poptarts! We watched it, that's the end, thanks for joining us! 

This week, we over-discuss:

• Pancake skills
• Stuff everywhere
• Little garage TVs
• Giving a teenager a teenager job
• I care because you care
• The grey-area tipping point
• The intentional setup of Dean vs. Jess
• Go do something
• Marking his territory
• Reasons for freaking out
• The thing you should actually be worried about
• Talking to people who don't like you
• Bracelet intentions
• Unattractive noises
• Microaggressions
• The best and worst landlord
• Still no doors

And ask some questions:

• Why did you do this?
• What would your basically pointless super power be?
• Since when is Caesar a bad cook?
• How did that happen?
• Why did she ship it?
• Did Liz send every single item that she could find that maybe at one point belonged to Jess?
• Is this OK?
• Where is your agency Dean?
• Can we talk about the red flags?
• What do you want from me?
• How would he steal it off her wrist without her knowing?
• How would he know?
• How did that happen?
• Could you imagine waking up in the morning to squealing pigs?
• Does Rory's hair look different?
• Which would you rather do?

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So much nostalgic gold this week Poptarts! Once again, we overdiscuss:

• The trashpile that is Lorelai's closet
• The Rachel sweatshirt
• A bandana heavy episode
• Luke's secret $1000 flannel
• Calling Tristan out
• Our hearts break for Paris
• The mystery of Rachel
• Lane is a terrible liar
• Stars Hollow's mysterious geographical location
• The absurdity of meeting at Rory's house
• Why Louise's head is going to end up in a trashcan
• Nostalgic love for 80s music
• The not-pointy-haired boy becomes a superhero
• Miss Patty brings the ick to the party
• 2000s poppin' blue eyeshadow

And ask the hard questions:

• Where are you going to wear that?
• Who needs old rags?
• Who did Luke expect to buy that?
• Doesn't Sookie care that Lorelai gave away her tickets?
• Is it still pizza if it doesn't have cheese on it?

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It’s a fun romp this week, Poptarts!

This week, we over discuss:

• A dud in both sets
• XTC cold open
• Lost episodes
• Lindsey knows pop culture for once 
• Rune is the absolute worst for no reason
• The only thing wrong with Lorelai
• A lot of words for Todd
• Dean’s a motorcycle liar
• Rory’s wild PDA compartmentalization
• Rune is a gross baby
• Goonies as a makeout movie
• Everyone dresses like a crayon
• Mrs Kim is having none of it
• Going to windows
• Everything Todd says

And ask a couple questions:

• How different was Todd at school?
• Are high school majors a thing? (We still want to know)

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Head to your local libraries, Poptarts! It's a very library-y episode, where we over-discuss:

• The opposite of breaking up
• Using Rory as a scapegoat
• Kissing at work (again)
• Lorelai's fear of intimacy
• The ethics of gossiping about children
• Jurassic Park fever dreams
• A window into Paris
• Being onboard with a zucchini tush
• Our endless love for Sookie
• We weigh in on the color blue
• The traumatized society that created Marilyn Monroe
• Max's broke-ass Home Depot shelves
• Lorelai's brain is a big bag of weird
• Tiffany's silver dangly bracelets
• Anti-Baby Spice lore

And ask LOTS of important questions:

• Can you make a good choice, please, Lorelai?
• What was Lorelai's plan before?
• Do people still wear slips?
• Do dumb girls crave smart men?
• Since when does Lorelai not eat dinner?
• Why did Dean call five times?

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Merry Christmas Event, everyone! It's another heavy-ish one, but there's still plenty of stuff to make us giggle. This time, we over-discuss:

• Show seasonality
• The Gilmore version of forgiveness
• Challenging Czechoslovakian novels
• The tiny crap phase of childhood
• Existential crises with Lindsey
• Lorelai's inner wounds
• The "big" Christmas party
• Emily's altar of shame
• Luke is a Christmas curmudgeon
• Teenagers, donkeys, and real evangelical trauma
• Emily vs. Jane Lynch
• Dean's a window knocking idiot
• A rational coffee substitute
• Luke's hospital behavior
• A whole way to end a conversation
• Real clothes for real people
• The worst possible person to have with you in a crisis

And ask all the questions:

• It's ok to celebrate Christmas two weeks before Christmas, right?
• Why didn't you use a bun?
• Do people like hearing that they don't want them to die?
• Can you be good at playing handbells?

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Welcome to the Christmas Event, Poptarts! This week it's a fun one, where we over-discuss:

• Talking to yourself in the shower
• Avocado statistics
• Just information
• Grossly over-involved Emily
• Trauma dumping at the beginning
• Emily shows her emotionally unintelligent cards
• So much Dean
• The boyfriend conversation
• Clarifying that Rachel doesn't date teenagers
• The atrocity of smashed banana on toast
• The harm of Lorelai ruining everything
• Rachel's Swiftie denial (AKA life lessons from Rachel)
• The weirdest choice of dates
• The various stages of deconstruction
• Madeline never knows whats going on

And ask all the important questions:

• Don't Dean's parents notice that he doesn't come home?
• Where are the adults?
• What is that in the silver bottle?
• Why can't Paris just not go to the dance?

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We smell snow! Put on your snow gear Poptarts and get ready to overdiscuss:

• 2000s communication technology
• A full-fledged Luke rant
• The not-so-legendary battle of Stars Hollow
• Why Luke is so lovable
• Delightful seasonal traditions
• Swoonworthy Max Medina, Maaaax Medina
• Lorelai's horrific movie watching behavior
• Rory as an anti-hero
• Doing Lane Dirty: Volume 1
• Why Lane is all of us
• Dean gets points for reading
• Emily becoming likeable
• The Gilmores don't talk about anything
• Lindsey's mom hat
• The not-dryness of maple candy

And ask the important questions:

• What happened to the mayor?
• How do you not know how to cook anything?

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Hi Poptarts! We're taking a break from our regular episode this week and bringing you a bonus episode recorded at Stars Hollow Days in Middleton, WI. Rachel interviewed some of the visitors about all things Gilmore.

Thank you to Middleton, WI for being so fun and welcoming!

Buckle up Poptarts! There's lots of kissing talk in this one, and the highest Dean-O-Meter yet. 

This time, we over-discuss:

• Dean's problematic kissing technique
• Kissing at work
• Lindsey & Rachel get kissed (not at the same time)
• Lorelai's over-reactive invitation
• An insane junk food spread
• Beloved unlikeable characters
• Checking in on the Stars Hollow social calendar
• 90s Teen Heartthrobs
• Lindsey's mom hat & "the talk"
• Willy Wonka, ET, and childhood trauma
• Cold opens and cold benches
• The bathroom that becomes a closet
• The good and hard of being best friends with your mom

And ask the important questions:

• What happened to Todd?
• Why are they sitting on the floor?
• How many sisters does Dean really have?
• Why do these places have so many doors?

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Put on your trauma hats and party boas Poptarts! This week, we over-discuss:

• Rory turning 16 (again?)
• Randomly curly hair
• Epic cold opens
• Emily's printing connections
• Rich people parties
• Iconically adorable things
• Visceral bracelet reactions
• The average price of a Montblanc pen
• Emily's mysterious backstory and Rory's actual personality
• All the 00's icons
• The unsnobby Richard
• The OK way Dean shoots his shot
• Rachel buying herself a boa
• Lorelai's two rooms

And we ask the important questions:

• Who were those gift ideas actually for?
• Who throws a huge party for someone else and expects them to give a speech?
• Who are all these people?
• Who taught Rory how to cut a birthday cake?

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Tune in to find out what we decided to call you, our listeners! And, let's pour one out for Cinnamon. 

As always, Rachel and Lindsey overdiscuss:

• The Gilmore girls dealing with their paramours
• Emily's tight 20
• The delight of the VHS experience
• The bake sale as a vibe
• Thoughts on Max, the very normal man
• Why Lindsey might be a villain (and maybe Rachel, too?)
• Why we believe Dean for once, even if he's bad at Chicago
• Luke v. Sookie (in a really great way)
• The easiest way to solve a problem about a date or a cat funeral skeptic
• Lindsey's beef with M. Night Shyamalan (and why Rachel thinks she's wrong)
• The sensual Miss Patty

And ask the important questions:

• Why is Lorelai cranky?
• How many doors do these houses have?
• Why did that man sit there?

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We did it eggs to apples, everybody! This week, we over-discuss:

• Real time googling (including a new song!)
• Savage beasts and breasts (and gardens)
• Restaurant seating logistics
• Slumber party planning
• Super violent psalms
• The first fast one
• BRAD!
• Making it a bigger deal by not saying it
• Sherry 1.0
• Everybody's weird in this episode
• Max and Sherry aren't the same
• Busy raising an actual child
• Life advice for 16 year old Poptarts
• Say it to a therapist
• Paul Anka origin story
• Rory as a public speaker
• Even the teachers know
• We need to know who Harold Pinter is
• Eggs is not soup

And it's a question-heavy ep:

• Have you ever said "music has charms to soothe the savage beast?'
• Who says that?
• What are the power seats in a restaurant?
• Twilight Zone or The Outer Limits?
• Do you know Psalm 79?
• Have you had any dairy in the last 48 hours?
• Paris wants Rory to talk faster?
• Really, is she?
• What is the motivation behind that?
• Which one is it?
• Is that quick?
• Who brings apple juice when you're expecting water?
• What did you do?
• Do you ever end a meal with nuts?

And we have some Christopher-specific questions:

• Do you?
• Are they talking?
• Are they involved?
• Is he around?
• Are they?
• Why?
• Do they?
• What the heck?

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Will Rachel ever be able to intro the show?! 

Plus, over-discussion about:

• Obsessing over annual reviews
• Tristan being a butt-faced miscreant
• The very rare Rory Rant
• Rory's questionable driving choices
• Paris needing to chill
• Finally someone good at Chilton
• Lorelai doing bits
• Reason #700 why Rachel is Rory & Lindsey is a mess
• All the animal outfits
• Lindsey's favorite expletive

And asking the important questions:

• Why is there a dirt road?
• Was that door open for a reason?
• How old is Rory?

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Lots of trauma talk in this one, folks! PLUS, as always, we over-discuss everything, including:

• Why we are adult women
• The many employees of Emily Gilmore
• The resurrection of Gran
• The glorious Emily and her weaponized guilt
• The girl in the $500 dress
• Why Lorelai needs therapy
• The old man muppets
• 16-year-old Rachel's style decisions
• The chaos of Babette
• The murder swans of stars hollow
• The sickest burn

NOTE: The actor who plays Julian is not the pool house repairman.

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This week, we over-discuss all of these things: 

• Rory making all the enemies 
• Why Headmaster Charleston is the worst
• Emily’s gonna Emily 
• The entity known as MadelineandLouise 
• Lorelai dressing like a cowgirl 
• Rants
• Weird flirting
• How animals work

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Lindsey and Rachel over-discuss all the things:

• Friday night dinners
• The La's singing about heroin and other music
• Everyone we meet (including an open-mouthed loser named Dean)
• Stars Hollow vs. The Elder Gilmores
• The weirdest way to say stuff
• The chaos of Kim's antiques

And ask the important questions:

• How old is Rory?
• Do fancy hotels have harp players?
• What is a business class?
• Do Protestants love oatmeal?

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Welcome to Gilmored, a podcast where two adult women who know way too much about Gilmore girls discuss each episode one-by-one.

Join us for this preview episode where we cover things like:

What is this?

Who are we?

Why should you listen?

Who is Patricia Krenwinkel?

(Honestly, we can probably answer two of those questions, but we think you'll love us!)

It's great, it's fun, and we always have thoughts about everything! This week, we over-discuss:

• Kind of because of Holden Caulfield
• Backstory trauma (in a very delightful way)
• Harrison Buttface
• Stop kissing at work
• Come on, Jackson
• You caused this problem
• Problematic character traits
• The only timeline that doesn't make Henry look like a bad guy
• Hyper-masculine peeing contest
• 0 to 100 in 2 seconds
• That's way worse!
• Increasingly aggressive always
• She is still going on a date
• Dating around a little
• Stop flirting to get stuff
• The iconic basket assistant
• Their brains aren't done
• Official Caesar

And ask some great questions:

• Have you ever been set up?
• Why does Dean hate Jess?
• Do you think there was a plan?
• Is she smart and talented or is she naive and stupid?
• Do you think any of that is colored by Dean's conversation?
• When are we going to give this kid a break?
• Did you even ask her what she wants?
• Who do you think did page her at dinner?
• How much more did you do that when you were younger?
• How do those rolly-edged beanies stay on heads?
• How would he have known it was from Dean?

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We have lots of spicy feelings and plenty of things to say Poptarts! This week, we over-discuss:

• Mausoleum price points
• Organ meat
• Figuring out how to do things on your own
• Thanks trauma!
• Hovering and judging
• Rachel's wall of evidence
• That's not the whole story
• You don't get space here
• Knowing the least in the room
• That's icky Lorelai
• Talking a CEO out of pantyhose
• A dangerous piece of machinery
• The statistical probability of getting into Harvard
• You don't get what you want just because you want it
• Let women make decisions for themselves
• Coffee is subjective
• The Gilmores' CO2 footprint
• Right now in Florida
• Literally sweet pasta
• Life advice from Rachel

And we ask some questions:

• Who cares?
• Can you just let the authority structure exist?
• Can you be respectful?
• Is that a lot of coffee first thing in the morning?
• Do you think there is something that Paris could have found that would be seedy underbelly of Stars Hollow?
• So what brought Dean's family to Stars Hollow?
• Red Vines or Twizzlers?

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So many ways that "that's not how that works!" this week Poptarts! This week, we over-discuss:

• Title confusion
• All the women are self-centered and frustrating: the end.
• Two lanes
• Construction inflation
• Shutting her out and inviting her in
• You don't get to do both
• The Rory situation
• Dead set that there is a solution
• They owe you nothing, Lorelai
• Too young to watch Three's Company
• Making her apologize for something that was true
• Rory is a child
• Let people like what they like
• Cheerleader judging
• PSAT obsession
• Dean is actually OK
• A lot of kissing
• Unforgivable line
• House jousts
• Tevya rewrites

And ask some questions:

• What are the chances Lane could even go?
• Is that a realistic number?
• What would you have done?
• What was your plan?
• Oh wait, there's a cost involved?
• Do you think it’s appropriate for Rory to have told Emily?
• Did you forget who you were saying?
• Is gloating good for the skin?
• Do termites like atheists more or less than other people?

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Hey Poptarts, Rachel here. My leg's been haunted, so I'm behind in editing this week's episode. Hope to have it up in the next couple of days. In the meantime, here are some ramblings about Poptarts, etc. Thanks for your patience! Copper Boom!

This week is a big, fun romp, plus we make plans to go to the Renn Faire. This time, we over-discuss:

• That's what they do, that's what we do
• Sofia references
• Lindsey scared stupid
• Rune jumping, Rachel crying
• A good immersive experience
• Taking the face off and adding it back
• Parent PTSD
• You had them come in for this
• Convenient Christopher logistics
• Oh, that's what you're upset about
• Jolly Richard
• No one asked you, Dean
• He left his personality in the junkyard
• That's what they do, they fight
• Paris can't ever calm down
• Go Bootsy
• Eating sticky foods around barn animals
• I could have had my own bed

And ask so many questions:

• Have you ever actually tried to make a snowman?
• Do you know what peacock pie is?
• Why'd you put it back?
• Why isn't Drella there?
• Whatever happened to the puppy?
• Has Rory never spent the night with her dad before?
• Which one do you want him to be?
• What did they do there?
• If it weren't Jess, would Dean have stopped it?
• If it weren't Dean, would Jess have kept punching?
• Are they both being inappropriate?
• Can you chill?
• Can you use context clues, Paris?
• Also, like, why?
• How do they function at school?
• How did you get there?
• Why did you say yes to this?

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