Today I’m reviewing Pikes 321-323 (Warm Your Ancestors, Doctor Lorca’s Work, and Thank You Taylor), I also talk about lawn care, Buckethead’s live pikes, retiring all of the show segments, trying out new subs, Whitby Goth Festival, RIP Kay Parker, Papa John Gives a bunch of money to Sarah Palin, Clerks 3 (2022), Buckethead’s collaboration with Ornithological Anarchist Hakim Bey, CHAZ/CHOP, Hideous! (1998), Buckethead’s stolen guitars, programmed bass, Death - Symbolic, Savatage, and Halloween Ends (2022).

This week I’m doing a solo run on Buckethead’s 318-320 (March 19th 2020, Dreams Remembered, and Dreams Remembered Version 2), mathematical shit is boring, splitting up the Soy Trek episodes and Patreon updates, Alex Jones is fucked and that’s hilarious, young goths are more likely to self-harm, RIP Chuck Deardorf, Papa John’s former marketing guy dies, Chop & Steele, the Found Footage Festival, Yo-Yo Guy Mark Proksch, Buckethead’s collaboration with Banyan, the day the pandemic started to feel real, making the same album twice, Nathan Fielder’s the Rehersal, Britain’s Top 5 Horror Films, and some dumbass bucketjokes.

Today we’re gettin into the nitty gritty with Pikes 288, 291, and 292 (Liminal Monorail, Fogray, and Galaxies), we also discuss technical difficulties, Windows updates break Spenser, 96 Bitter Beings, automatic drivers, new League gothic skins, RIP Gene LeBell (who made Steven Seagal poop his pants), pooping into each others butts with the homies, r/letstalkbam, coleslaw is a condiment, synth pads, monorails, bus stop meth friends, a dude who only enters his house through the window, the limits of technical fast bass playing, Axl Rose causes a lot of riots, how did COVID affect Buckethead?, what if Buckethead ousted the Cantina Band from Star Wars?, old dudes in the Youtube comments, kayfabe, churches are a waste of money if you’re trying to help people, the best Keiths in music, the return of JORDAN VINE, Buckethead is the Edgar Allen Poe of guitar, fuck Elon Musk, Joe Bonamassa, exercising, X-Men the Animated Series, and Gargoyles.

Today we’re joined by musical wizard Monte Mcleery (of Un and Samothrace) to listen to and review Pikes 76-78 (Caterpillar, Bumbyride Dreamlands, and Pike 78) we also discuss important topics and ask vital questions such as: hey baby, can you rent a car without overdrafting your debit card?, Britain and Monte meeting through Craigslist or Myspace or maybe a person but who knows, how former guest of the bucketcast Andrew Jamieson smells, Christopher Hitchens, the best Fleshlight analogues on the Taco Bell menu, Buddhism, John Pettruci trying to do what Buckethead does, listening to Pikes in the private window, Spenser hates the app Nextdoor, and Monte cleans his desk. 

Spenser and Britain are wrecked, Shreked, and reviewing Pikes 73-75 (Final Bend of the Labyrinth, Infinity Hill, and Twilight Constrictor) Broccoli fuckin Rocks, Dokken, The Nightmare on Elm Street Series, Britain’s local horror postman, Nightmare vs. Friday, Bald Death Metal, Britain returns a dildo to Kohls, Hi-Biscus La Croix, Spenser Has like 70 times as many followers as Hot Action Cop, Grind (2003) is a film for skate posers, licensing Oh Yeah (Yello), the guitarist from Survivor still eating out on Eye of the Tiger, Buckethead’s relationship with Serj Tankian and their collaboration on Enter the Chicken, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, upgrading your kitchenware, Buckethead is the Tony Soprano of Fingerblasting, and Statements from the Bucketvoid Live!

This week we’re joined by a very special guest: Sir! (Britain’s dad)

Spenser, Britain, and Sir listen to and discuss Pikes 70-72 (Snow Slug, Celery, and Closed Attractions) and also discuss getting new pans, the water content of a bell pepper vs coca cola, Rutabaga, Megadeth’s Sweating Bullets, where do you get government cheese?, Cold Stone Creamery sizing, Britain makes Bongwater Blueberry Muffins, the one Buckethead cover on a non-Bucket-related album, LBJ’s monster Hog, the overlap between Tool fans and Firefly fans, Britain doesn’t talk about Neon Genesis Evangelion, HBO’s The Head, and the future of buffet restaurants.

Today we're joined by our old friend and very special guest Scott Thorpe (aka We Forgot)

Spense, Brit and Scott listen to and review Pikes 67-69 (nice.)(Abandoned Slaughterhouse, Assignment 033-03, and Category of Whereness) also Brit lays pipe to Buckethead, we recorded this on 3/11 the 311 holiday, so we talked about Cumming original, Spenser only buys ankle socks and sometimes his ropes blast right through them, is 311 racist? (probably not), Buckethead’s rarest album, thanking Buckethead’s dad for his cum, Spenser needs a du-rags, a Crusade for Buckethead, therapists recommending suicidal music, Godsmack PT Cruiser Foot Fetishists, Buckethead threeway guitar battle, and whatever else. 

Spenser Hodge and Britain Whatever Strah listen to and review Buckethead’s Pikes 64-66 (Aquarium, Hold Me Forever [In Memory of My Mom Nancy York Carroll], and Leave the Light On) we also get heavy into beans on toast, The Fatberg, having too many books, “Oh Yeah” by Yello stays on during sex, Britain’s favorite member of HELLYEAH!, P-Sticks, Dan Monti, teachers with the Boognish Stank, MENSA & Boognish dick tattoos, Spenser uses a beer bong with Tool fans, Buckethead as a franchise, selling out, sound treating your room, treat yourself to a falafel or cupcake, Spenser threatens to quit if we can no longer talk about masturbation, and Spenser’s piss jugs. 

Today the fellers digest a deep dump into Pikes 61-63 (Citacis, Outlined for Citacis, and Grand Gallery) listening to our podcast at work, tattooing people’s faces vs. cooking black cod on a grill, everyone on Twitter has tenure in their position of being an asshole, posting the names of Wikipedia articles as a twitter influencer, the Home Improvement theme song, Buckethead’s love letter to Jennifer Batten, the Westie breed of dog, “Tongue in the Butt, Jabba the Hutt”, another discussion about Barenaked Ladies’ “One Week”, where are the shirtless pit dudes?—shirtless pit dudes are the butterflies of metal shows, the different classifications of shirtless sweaty dudes in the pit, Boston and CCR being impressive despite being not impressive, Megadeth’s 90s stuff, Spenser doesn’t ‘get’ System of a Down, current Armenian/Turkish politics, yet another conversation about Ween, a band is immediately elevated by a good drummer (Whores), and honestly nothing else whatsoever. Go fuck yourself.

Today we’re joined by our old friend, former bandmate, producer, and pinball jockey Andrew Jamieson (also known as Moonworm)!

Today we discuss Pikes 58-60 (Outpost, ydrapoeJ, and Footsteps) as well as the breakup of Daft Punk and how much Spense hates their final album, Random Access Memories, Happy by Pharrell, TripTunes/HipTunes, Tricky, pinball, anime, drinking too much caffeine, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4skin, Allison Bechdel’s Fun Home, Andrew chainsmokes our entire podcast, Tigran Hmasyan’s The Call Within, Behind The Curve, and how Ween’s recording studio smells. 

Today we're joined by our pal Mark Bronzino (sick guitarist for a lot of cool bands)!

Together we’re getting into Pikes 55-57 (The Miskatonic Scale, Cycle, and Night Gallery) Abandoned Musical Projects, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Texas’s power failure, Jeffrey Parks, Snow Days, Mark’s New Jersey Connection with the View Askewniverse, what Buckethead was doing on 9/11, May the 4th be with you, Meth and Ketamine at once, the one Dido album we all cry to, is Buckethead’s guitar is afraid of him?, is Buckethead controlled by other forces?, Mark’s experience playing and gettin blazed at The Gathering of Juggalos, and name ideas for Mark’s new death metal band. 

Today we’re happy to be joined by our old friend Devin Boudreaux of Boise Hardcore band Rejection Pact!

We get into Pikes 52-54 (Factory, City of Flavors, and The Frankensteins Monsters Blind) We also get far into Meet the Deedles (1998), Dee Snider’s Strangeland (also 1998), Buckethead and Bill Moseley’s project ‘The Cornbugs,’ Slam Metal Poetry, accidentally inventing Nu Metal, Bucketanon; ls Buckethead Q??, The Most Nu-Metal Movie Soundtracks, Buckethead often sounds like 90s FPS music, Mindless Self Indulgence, hey Dan Monti hit us up dude, The Brown Collar Comedy Tour, Britain’s neighbor takes a super long dump, weekend Guitar Center dadbands, bucket kids, funk metal is the Judaism of the music world, Does Buckethead have A sides and B sides?, The Bathroom Tier List (Fred Meyer vs Bass Pro Shop vs Safeway vs Autozone), Blowjob Ferris Wheel,  Hot Action Cop, fucking cars, Queen Alien Femboy Dick, the Buckethead Dildo, Yellowstone, what TV show you’d resurrect, Horizon Zero Dawn, and Rhapsody (of Fire).

This week Spense and Brit listen to and discuss Pikes 49-51 (Monument Valley, Pitch Dark, and Claymation Courtyard) Vegan dumps, Buckethead’s Diet Coke addiction, the best Will Smith soundtrack raps, Spenser’s Pronouns (poop/they/them), The Expanse, Raw Doggin, Spenser’s Freudian connection to his socials, getting enough sleep, the inherent corruption of power structures, fascist virtuosos being reborn as guitar virtuosos, and “the best music”. 

Hee haw! Today we’re reviewing Pikes 283, 284, and 287 (Once Upon a Distant Plane, Looking Through the Garden, and Electrum). We also talk about web browsers, Herman Li being a bro, 96 Bitter Beings, Geoff Tate is an effemized Kerry King, Queensryche is Bellevue Metal, Danny Elfman’s cover album, NASCAR is Goth, toast blankets and sleeping on bread, Prey (2022), is sinking back?, Spenser is not surprised when he finds out Brit is into *anything*, pool maintenance, a buckethero emerges and returns a guitar to Buckethead, edging unreleased Pikes, the divisive Buckethead live songs, getting lost in a cloud on a mountain and jerking off on the summit, big gardens, let’s go Brandon DiCamillo, Spenser likes how bad St. Anger sounds, erotic electrostimulation, Frank Zappa’s band anal training on the tour bus together, anal douching, radical cumming empathy, misophonia (but not for pussy eating), cumming under the desk for 30 years, a Zornhead gets wild on the buckethead comments, you can not only have sex on Buckethead—you can cum twice, Pat Methaney - Orchestrion, Techno Viking, 988 is the new Mental Health Hotline, pilgrim staff, jerk-off breaks while recording, samosas, Coherence (2014), and some Ralph Battles concerning Axl Rose, Nixon, and Elvis.

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Matt Collins (of Format Not Included) is back! 

It's Chinese New Year, and this is part 2 of our deep dive in to Guns n' Roses' 2008 album Chinese Democracy. We also talk about Matt’s shark/devil bass, dads who stan Breakfast at Tiffany’s, bisexual lighting, what chafes Spenser’s bacon, What Went Wrong?, Axl Rose is the white trash Bono, the McDonald’s Batman Forever commemorative glasses, tasty tarot bitches, Chinese Democracy’s 15-year timeline, Shaq’s lost rap verse, planning an insurrection on a plate of spaghetti, the Italian version of American Pie, Ozzy orders Sharon a lyft, our favorite tracks on Chinese Democracy, Ben Folds hip hop covers, and final impressions.

Matt Collins (of Format Not Included) is back! 

It's Chinese New Year, and in celebration we're taking a deep dive in to Guns n' Roses' 2008 album Chinese Democracy. We also discuss Tomb Robbins, The Guns n Roses Government, where we were when the album was released, Dr. Pepper’s Chinese Democracy scam, Axl Rose’s touring psychic “Yoda”, Bumblefoot, the cost of Chinese Democracy, Fingerbang City, Steve Albini was an inside job, the alternate “art” cover, Axl Rose’s jersey era, Shackler’s Revenge = Axl’s Revenge, the composers/arrangers of the album, Axl Rose’s feelings, the salaries of Chinese Democracy, Adam Sandler accounting, Axl Rose’s “friends”, Dave Navarro, Zakk Wylde, Axl in AC/DC, Spenser’s boner, Cum Town, Kratom bitches, the dynamics of eatin holes with long hair, and the Hepatitis BC Rich Warlock.

Today Britain and Spenser break down Pikes 46-48 (Rainy Days, Roller Coaster Track Repair, and Hide in the Pickling Jar) and bullshit a ton of material including Home Improvement, Seth McFarlane, fighting instrumental musicians, Brit reads Tweets, Walk-In Coolers are the Bloodrave from Blade, numbers that aren’t 16, Britain gets laid off, Spenser as a Wedding DJ, Buckethead’s Recording Coop, Manowar’s Podcast, The Scorpions, KISS, Clerks the Series, QanonAnonymous, and taking a shit in the shower. 

Holy shit, it just keeps going. Spenser and Britain talk about Pikes 43-45 (Pike 43, You Can’t Triple Stamp a Double Stamp, and The Coats of Claude) and a ton of dumbass bullshit including being an essential worker, Demonia,  Black Hightop Converse, efficient Nazi idiots, Woodstock 94, Hatephul Colins, pay for DAWs, plugging Plugins, Fried Rice, American Metalheads vs. European Metalheads, Dumb & Dumber (1994), Bucketemotions, Spenser For Hire, What the Fuck Are We Doing Here?, Jimi Hendrix’s live dominance, and the timeless battle of white vs. brown rice. 

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Today the dudes review Pikes 40-42 (Coat of Charms, Wishes, and Backwards Chimney) and discuss a wide range of topics including Specific Grocery Rockers,  why capitalism fucking sucks, Ween, Buckethead’s dong, Zakk Wylde’s birthday, Brit stops shaving, Buckethead’s guitar ‘Kaiser’s Gift’, Spenser fucks up building a weird light, Rock n’ Roll Horror Films, Deep Blue Something’s ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’, Pork-based penis euphemisms, Jack O’ Lantern’s full name, Raffi fucks with Antifa, Jerk off instructions, the modern Arkam series of Batman games, getting weird on cam, the proper amounts of YOLO-ing, indica vs. sativa vs. mania vs. depression, long road trips, the varieties of Oatly, bleu cheese wedge salads, old people and their different levels of retail problematic habits, Grams: The World’s Coolest Grandmother, and vegan cookie dough. 

This week Spenser and Britain dive deep into Pikes 37-39 (Hollowed Out, It Smells Like Frogs, and Twisterlend)  and also talk about MIDI controllers in the rain, the best buttrock band, Jon Schaffer of Iced Earth being wanted for domestic terrorism, who’s playing guitar for Ozzy?, Hellyeah! doing cocaine at Golden Corral restaurants, Spenser’s Gibson SG, the death of the Chinese buffet at the hands of COVID, tuning pedals vs. clip-on tuners, strippers who dance to Korn, where’s the coolest place to be found dead?, The Expanse, Linkin Park, Nickleback’s Google commercials, Gone in 60 Seconds (2000), Kanye’s divorce, Johnny Mnemonic, a St. Anger Karate Gi, Angelina Jolie’s neck, Saved By the Bell (2020), Aunty Donna, and becoming part of a grocery store community. 

This week the bois dive into Pikes 34-36 (Pikes, Thank You Ohlinger’s, and The Pit) Cock & Ball Torture, Buckethead’s history of headwear, Raphael “Ted” Cruz and Machiavelli as Ninja Turtles, State-distributed Cowabunga, never watching Babalyon 5, Robert Zombie’s Dragu-mind, BMX XXX (2002), new information on Motley Crue’s syphilitic [breakfast] burrito cocks, eating in the shower, Jimmy Buffet’s children’s book, Sega CD infomercial, The Queen’s Gambit, Charlie Kaufman’s novel Antkind, Spenser’s hate for Bridge to Terabithia, The Duke of Margaritaville, fuck you 2020, handing ovations, and other assorted bullshit. 

This week we listen to and review Pikes 31-33 (Pearson’s Square, Rise of the Blue Lotus, and Pumpkin) and go down some absurd rabbit holes regarding Podcasting Uniforms, gay lighting, Saliva’s Click Click Boom, Barenaked Ladies’ One Week, Spenser’s Big Music Year at 14 (2003), Ozzy is a bad vocalist, not being privileged enough to fuck horse girls,  Motley Crue and their burrito dicks, Spenser’s 32 Birthday, raw doggin, making candles, what do you mix with Faygo?, remembering restaurants, losing an ID with a perfect picture, Buckethead hanging out at malls, jamming with Buckethead, boner pills, using the Popeye arm to cum, having sex to Buckethead music, rebranding handjobs as HJs, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Hall & Oates with Brit’s dad, and for good measure another conversation about Motley Crue’s burrito dicks. 

Spenser and Britain get into Pikes 28-30 (Feathers, Splatters, and Mannequin Cemetery,) also discussed is Buckethead signing his GnR contract on The Haunted Mansion, Britain gets sick and then gets sciatica, (formerly) getting high before work, Tech Bass bands Obscura and Augury, Britain eats a salad, Black Label Society Gang Imagery, Spenser goes to Lowes, The Expanse, The Mandalorian, Necrophagist, The Clone Wars, The Boys, Ozark, Batman & Robin, The Witcher, Cannibal Corpse, Letterkenny,  Batman the Animated Series, Jon Favreau & Dave Filioni, and Christopher Lee's Metal Career. 

Spense & Brit listen to Pikes 25-27 (Pancake Heater, Worms for the Garden, Halls of Dimension) and discuss Truly Hard Seltzer, Ozark, Howie Mandel, normalizing just not wanting to do shit, Viggo Mortensen (and his dong), The Nu-Metal movement, watching Borat on Robotussin, Judas Priest’s Turbo, Tool’s Keyboardist, working on Thanksgiving, RODE mics, Heavy Metal Bars, Billy Joel, Living Laughing & Loving on the Internet, Billy Idol, The Screaming Hotline, GTA games, Mudvayne, the shape of Dream Theater’s moshpits, Black Boss Porter, Yakuza Zero, what Nu Metal band would most likely be in the Klan.

Today we’re buttchugging 3 more Buckethead Pikes with Pikes 280-282 (In Dreamland, The Sea Remembers Its Own, and Toys R Us Tantrums). We also discuss: all the disastrous Pinocchio films, there are only three tempos, recognizing synth presets in pop songs, making gangs out of early internet companies, the recent heat wave, picking up Sri Lankan pussy, is Ghost Weezer for goths?, RIP to Charles Ward of Rockfield Studios, Buckethead has some guitars stolen, fortnite on a disc for sale, the weird dudes who use Redbox to rent dvds, the best ambient sound, the Pantera reunion, Britain drinks as much diet coke as Donald Trump, trying to get Buckethead albums in Switzerland, Hillary’s emails were all from rubmaps, Slash trolling buckethead social media, dessert hummus, drugstakers don’t belong here, Gallagher’s comedy, Box - Cherry Blossoms at Night, and Ralph battles about two fuckin Dicks (Cheney and Eric Clapton).

We are once again joined by a guest! Today we talk with Nax from Biting the Hand about Pikes 22-24 (Sphere Facade, Telescape, Slug Cartilage) as well as working with the public during the pandemic, Hoobastank, Dan Monti (Del Rey Brewer), Spenser with an Eminem Haircut, Maroon 5 Wall of Death, The Best Smelling Celebrities, Rob Zombie, Stripper Music, Arcade Fire,  Albert???, Peter Lorre, Bisexual Lighting, and (not) waiting for video games to load.  

This week we're joined by special guest Matt Collins of the podcast Format Not Included! Together we review Pikes 19-21 (Teeter Slaughter, Thaw, and Spiral Trackway) and discuss Buckethead Land and its different rides, hating the world, Anchorage’s Mayoral Sexting Scandal, Bootsy Collins, Seattle, being the drug dealer in a jazz band, Spenser’s non-metal bands, The Crown, Dildohead, John Zorn’s McArthur Grant, The Expanse, Axl Rose Datamining Chinese Democracy, Lube, Purple Rain and Ketamine. 

This week we get into Pikes 16-18 (The Boiling Pond, The Spirit Winds, and The Astrodome) and discuss how much ET sucks, group sex, nonbinary names, Ethiopian Food, Tim Burton Films, Samauri Jack, Korn’s Bassist Fieldy, Adult Swim, Anthony Bourdain, Historia Civilis, Paying for Porn, Applesauce on Waffles, and bringing a mechanical keyboard to a funeral. 

We review Pikes 13-15 (Pike 13, The Mark of Davis, and View Master) and talk about Buckethead's relationship with Disney, being the well-meaning white guy at work, Step- Porn, Black Label Society's subreddit, Dr. Manhattan's cum, Ranier Beer, House of Leaves, labeling and organizing your semen stains, and Britain retires his squeaky chair. 

We review Pikes 10-12 (The Silent Picture Book, Forgotten Library, and Propellar,) The Fuzz Pedal,  Garfield and Nermal's relationship, Beavis and Butthead Do America, how you never meet Jane's Addiction fans, posting Spenser's house keys on the internet, owning Jute rope in your 30s, Amazon's The Boys, Man Borg, Snoop Dogg negotiating hostage situations, and a ballsack full of Gnocci. 

Today we review Pikes 7-9 (Shores of Molokai, Racks, and March of the Slunks,) Britain breaks down Basketball positions, Vibing, Hard Seltzer, Buckethead's true identity, Hulu Horror Movies, shaving in bed, Ted Nugent, and renaming the 'glove box'. 

Today we discuss Buckethead's Pikes 4-6 (Underground Chamber, Look Up There, and Balloon Cement,) Spenser's dislike of solo acoustic artists, Poppers, getting wine drunk with doctors in a rainstorm at a Chris Issac concert, Jojo Rabbit, The Funky Cold Medina, and how much we hate Star Trek's Lwaxana Troi. 

Welcome to our first episode! Today we review Buckethead's first Three Pikes (It's Alive!, Empty Space, and 3 Foot Clearance), the Jurrasic Park Series, Paul Simon's bad music, and whistling while you masturbate. 

Today we’re blowing right through Buckethead’s Pikes 278-280 (Division is the Devil’s Playground, Unexpected Journeys, and Skeleton Keys) we also discuss: pubic hair wigs, pubic hair ended with Ross Perot, RIP fusion bassist Michael Henderson, Spenser gets a new bass, Spenser has one of the most insufferably boring stories about the airport parking garage ever told, every box is a cat box if you trap the cat in it long enough, Hot Action Cop - Fever for the Flava, Buckethead x Bassnectar, Brit and Spenser go to a Christian music festival in Alaska, being afraid of falling off a bridge in your car, Geppetto is a pedophile, Napoleon on Twitter, what juice does Buckethead drink?, when did YouTube get emoji comments?, Grind (2004), Streets of Rage (1993), the girl does karate film genre, and why women rub their eyes in the morning.

We've got a guest! Stone Abdullah, golden-voiced rad dude and author of the Journey of the Shadow series. Together we're listening to Pikes 274-276 (Fourneau Cosmique, Dreamthread, and Healing Inside Outside Every Side). Britain is also incredibly sick and way too tired to write a full episode synopsis, so deal with it. We talk a bunch about boobs, Meow Wolf art collective, Pakistani goths, Axiom Funk, Britain's fucked up dream where he's commander Riker solving a rape puzzle, and nuclear non-proliferation.

We cover a lot of ground. Just listen to it.

Be sure to check out our awesome guest and his work at:

https://journeyoftheshadow.com

Oh heck, we’re diving right into Buckethead’s Pikes 271-273 (The Squaring of the Circle, Coniunctio, and Guillotine Furnace). We also talk about Bongcasting, only weird old men carry half-dollars, librarians like their order, self-help books all say the same shit, Ecco the Dolphin sucked, the worst weed Brit ever bought in San Francisco, Goth Tractor Girl, RIP Yu-Gi-Oh dude, the right questions for Papa John are the dumb ones, Britain’s falafel recipe, Spenser still thinks about Britain’s vegetarian meatball sandwich, deep fried pizza, The Bastard Noise (feat. Buckethead) split EP with Spastic Colon, Pirate Thrash, Julian Casablancas looks exactly like a guy who would be in The Strokes, Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner, Mike Mangini, does Buckethead use an Ebow?, Rubmaps and getting jerked off at a massage parlor, $80 is how much a handjob costs, the Rockband and GnR to Bucketbot pipeline, who has the best fries?, art that gives people hope, is Jordan Vine Buckethead?, Old (2021), Screwballs (1983), shitting your pants when listening to Buckethead, the Da Vinci Code, instrumental music without a message can’t change your life, Local H - As Good as Dead, Red Fang, The Boys Season 3, Reconstruction by Eric Foner, leftist radicals are usually right, Aura Bora sparkling water, and stealing from Whole Foods.

Oh shit we’re doing it again! Today we’re reviewing Buckethead’s pikes 268-270 (Sonar Rainbow, Decaying Parchment, and A3) We also discuss: Is George Noory from Coast to Coast AM still alive? Brit used to be red pilled as fuck by domestic talk radio, ARM Processors vs Adjustable Rate Mortgages, Britain attempts to explain to Spenser why the Kardashians are famous, you never wanna have to talk about butt stuff with you doctor, the sequel to the production company A24, Jay Mascus would totally kick the shit outta Spenser, Ted Nugent drops the N-bomb with a hard R at the Alaska State Fair, Ariana Grande, Buckethead vs. Mozart, Britain does salvia for the first time and tries to run through a glass door, I fought the slaw and the slaw won, quantity vs. quality, The Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star, Buckethead music as the planes that blew up the twin towers, California Redwoods, and Jessie Gender’s Youtube Channel and 5.5 hour video on sex in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Sup wizard? Today we're listening to Buckethead's Pikes 265-267 (Ride Operator Q Bozo, Far, and Thoracic Spine Collapser). We also discuss how Spenser gets drafted into a command position on the Geek Militia and is sent to Password University, Pooldiaper (No Tool Pool), fuck George W Bush, Kravis’s goth bachelor party, The Requin (2022), Mad God (2022), Buckethead (and most of Praxis) on Ben Wa - Devil Dub (1999), Q Bozo Drop, the songs you when driving in someone else’s truck in Alaska, the worst place to have to ask to use the bathroom, Spenser’s best burger, playing bass riffs while the Hindenburg goes down, what does God’s cum taste like?, cheese whiz, predictability in music, The Emperor in Star Wars is just older Dani Filth, the G String on every guitar is always going out of tune, getting in trouble with God for spilling the seed, Jordan Vine doesn’t poop, War, what is it (good for)?, there’s a hole in my bucket dear Liza, the Hoobastank Hooburrito at Denny’s, The End of Policing by Alex S. Vitale, Before the Storm by Rick Perlstein, and some failed one-liners. 

Oh hey we’re still doing this? Yes. Here we are reviewing Buckethead’s Pikes 262-264 (Nib Y Nool, Glacier, and Poseidon), the guy from craigslist who goes into people’s septic tank, Spenser buys a small guitar, Goth Babe’s covid, Orange Hat Larry’s legendary customer service, Bucketfact’s love of Old Dirty Bastard, Britain is a communist (not joking), Spenser doesn’t know what a tankie is, what fiat currency tastes the worst?, workplace shootings, music videos aren’t as cool as they used to be, living in 3d chess, The Poseidon Adventure (2005), Lost in Space (1998), dirt and worms is one of the best desserts ever, a jerk-off challenge against the devil, FLAC rocks, where do you even buy frankincense and myrrh?, small accounts acting like they’re well-known and successful, a weird U2 guy who won’t stop bothering Spenser, and The Underground Comedy Movie (1999) starring Slash and the Shamwow guy. 

Today we’re joined by a guest! Filmmaker and major bucketbot Kevin Vonesper is here to tell us about his film: The Life and Slimes of Dukey Flyswatter and Haunted Garage. Together we’re listening to Buckethead Pikes 259-261 (Undersea Dead City, Ferry to the Island of the Lost Minds, and Portal to the Red Waterfall). We’re also getting into wild discussions such as touching on: Blood Diner (1987), Beetlejuice 2, RIP David Smith and Andy Fletcher, Spenser gets canceled by Mark Zuckerberg, Britain gets cancelled by Youtube, Phantom of the Opera, Maximum Bob, weird shit in the library of congress, that Kevin Smith tweet, gettin shitty with Smitty, Deli Creeps, tv show Pistol, and The Breed (2001). Also a 4 pack of Epic Ralph Battles in History. 

Keep up with Kevin’s documentary at @dunkeydoc or www.dukeydoc.com

Flying solo again this week! It’s getting surprisingly easy! I find that kinda disturbing! Anyways, this week I listen to and review Pikes 325-217 (Arboretum, Angel Wings, and Live Feathers), I also get down and dirty into how my ex- becoming a new age right-wing hippie has provided me with an incredibly comforting closure, the new Hellraiser reboot, Hot Topic’s new venture into the world of Roblox, RIP Anthony Inoki, Papa John losing a house to Hurricane Ian, the worst drag performance I’ve ever seen (and one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard), Buckethead’s collaboration with Artist, filmmaker, and musician Julian Schnabel, are Live Pikes worth it?, the very literal meaning of the word arboretum, and The Phantom (1996) starring Billy Zane.

Today we’re falling down the well of Buckethead’s Pikes 256-258 (Meteor Firefly Net, Blank Slate, and Echo). We also discuss such bullshit as: Britain and Spenser go to Steely Dan and it takes forever, Spense gets white claw wasted and projectile vomits all over the inside of a Lyft and runs away, Devin Townsend is totally gogglepilled, RIP Alan White of Yes, a new Phish manager at work, Buckethead’s “unreleased” album “Super Diorama Theater”, Brit has to puke on the bus, the video of Chuck Berry farting in a sex worker’s face, you don’t become a big corporation without exploiting the third world, Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022), and Forza Horizon 5.

We listened to a bunch of new albums this month and reviewed them!

Mary Halvorson - Amaryllis/Belladonna

Master Boot Record - Personal Computer

Ou - One

Red Snapper - Everybody is Somebody

Black Star - No Fear of Time

Pharmacist - Flourishing Extremities on Unspoiled Mental Ground 

James LaBrie - Beautiful Shade of Grey

We’re rejoined by one of our favorite guests! Chibbs from 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die—Australia’s funniest music podcast—joins us to listen to Buckethead Pikes 253-255 (Coop Erstown, Woven Twigs, and Abominable Snow Scalp). We also discuss: 6 waves is too many for pandemics and sports games, different genres of handjobs, you can use anything for toilet paper, RIP Vangelis, a video game console exclusively for racists, Buckethead’s first recording Brazos, Star Trek in Australia, Cliffhanger (1993), the multiverse of sadness, John Wayne Gacy thought clowns were beautiful, the nor’easter snowstorm, Spenser has a birthday accident, Rest In Piss (if you’re into that kinda thing), Tokyo Vice, Two Hands (1999), and Ou - One.

We’re jumping into Buckethead Pikes 250-252 (250, Waterfall Cove, and Bozo in the Labarynth), we’re also discussing such important topics as: We’re living in Van Halen 3, Spenser gets into ‘potato products’ again, what character on Star Trek has the biggest gock?, Spenser talks about a burrito for some reason, Cruel World Fest in LA, BDS, RIP Greek Porn Star Kostas Gousgounis, Papa John holds a Kentucky Derby Party, 1993’s Zillatron, what do you mean by everything?, Johnny Rotten spent over $10k on mobile games, steal from Whole Foods, neither of us can remember Mike Portnoy’s name, Tritony Soprano, a visit from our friend Gay Romano, 4Chan brigading the Oprah forums, Tuscan milk, having your skull split open a big juicy cock, Why so Steve Miller Band?, the cultural conversation about donkey punching, Shrek’d porn, the two movies Bret Michaels directed: A Letter from Death Row (1998) and No Code of Conduct (1998), and Epic Ralph battles including Brutus v Caesar and Tim Lambesis vs his Steroid Dealer. 

Oh hi today we are discussing Buckethead’s Pikes 247-249 (Rivers in the Seas, Awake in Sleepwakefulness, and The Moss Lands) Fuck everybody involved in striking down/not codifying Roe v Wade, a Sans Sadler week, turning off comments on instagram due to CHUDs, The Met Gala (Lenny Kravitz is a big titty goth bf), the stamp campaign for ProtoGoth Edward Gorey, Papa John has begun making memes, Metal Archives - Real or Fake?, Buckethead’s great journey inward, Roots, the best root vegetables, Spenser counts the sound guy as part of the band, buying socks and seasonings at Ross Dress for Less, Britain has been dead for two years now after eating the silica packet in some turkey pepperoni, Dr. Jerksoff and Mr. Hydeswhilehejerksoff, if there is a weasel god there must be a weasel Ricky Gervais, Geddy Lee’s genetic talent, haterbating, pinpointing when Jordan Vine first listened to Buckethead, LARPing about getting laid on the internet, The Outlaws, Christopher Walken, Sweet Potatoes, direct action like protesting is cool, Barack Obama dropped the ball on abortion, and some epic ralph battles in history. 

Oh shit it’s happening! We’re listening to Buckethead’s Pikes 244-246 (Out Orbit, Space Viking, and Nettle), we also discuss stuff like: Van Halen - Diver Down, the worst date ever, jumping suicides, Jimmy Screamerclawz, Slipknot Weeb Groomer, snorting research chemicals on the first date, Walking Dead bedsheets, RIP Klaus Schulz, Spenser gets a nerve spasm, going to a soup-centric buffet restaurant with Britain’s dead racist grandmother, picante vs restaurant-style vs pice de gallo, Gorgone (2005), the Midnight Munchies Meal at Jack in the Box, Lost Vikings SNES, Hellhammer is a homophobe, nettle tea is terrible, Trump/Buckethead 2024, Jewtube, The Catcher (1998), American Crime Story, The Monica Lewinsky Case, The Batman (2022), what kind of music does Alex Jones listen to?, and Ralph Battles: Chino vs. Peter Steele and McDonalds vs Sid and Marty Krofft. 

Today we’re diving into the last of Buckethead’s 2016 output, Pikes 241-243 (Sparks in the Dark, Hamden’s Hollow, and Santa’s Toy Workshop), we also discuss: The Cube Movies, Britain’s new Youtube Channel - Media Dungeon, The Catcher (1998), a kiwi child with an unfortunate name, RIP Zippy Chippy: the most losing race horse ever, the poison pill strategy against hostile corporate takeover, Ozzy talking to Lemmy on the morning he died, Gettin Head supports the people of Ukraine and nobody else in this conflict, Buckethead and Melissa Reese, autocorrect hates Buckethead’s titles, Jesus got the fattest dick, the dude who ate sunlight, 3:11 on 4/20, the memeing of All Star by Smash Mouth, To Catch a Yeti (1994), Picard Season 2 sucks, Opera web browser, Microsoft destroying paid web browsers, and Ralph Battles concerning Limp Bizkit’s beef with Eminem and Lemmy’s last day on earth. 

It's the end of April, and we're doing a roundup of new music! Today we review:

Carpenter Brut - Leather Terror

Analepsy - Quiescence 

Wet Leg - Wet Leg

Jameszoo - Blind

Vince Staples - Ramona Park Broke My Heart

Animals as Leaders - Parrhesia

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Unlimited Love

Join us!

Oh boy it’s us doing stuff and listening to Buckethead Pikes! Pikes 238-240 (Attic Garden, The Mermaid Stairwell, and Chart) to be exact! We also discuss such harrowing and comedic tales as: Brit and Spenser go to a Tech Trek 5 together, the band Vulvodynia is confusing live, Brit has an incredibly uncomfortable conversation with a stranger about pornography, the Austin Powers and Drew Carey Show Soundtracks, Buckethead, Mike Patton & DJ Flare’s Moonraker, Britain’s cobb salad trauma, treating men & women the same, converting city market .99 beef & bean burritos into diarrhea, the most piratey keys in music, Lykathea Aflame - Elvenefris, washing whisks, Auto-Cholr, comparing guitarists against each other is dumb, Jordan Vine doesn’t like some of Buckethead’s music, and some Epic Ralph Battles.