This week, David gets an instagram notification that rocks his world, Gavin introduces his daughter to white culture, David has a "what would you do?" for Gavin for once, we rank the top 3 things in your childhood you're sad your kids won't experience, and this week we are joined by one of my favorite TikTok cooks in the biz, Matthew Bounds, who talks to us about his sudden rise to fame, how he amassed an incredibly generous fan base, what it's like being a gay man in Mississippi, and why he and his husband are confident they don't ever want kids. (Us either).

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This week our listener comes for us for being bi, David's son is no longer in the wolf pack, Gavin won't use public restrooms, we argue about the top 3 Disney songs (and Gavin gets it all wrong), and this week we are joined by our favorite gay British professional rugby player Keegan Hirst who talks to us about him coming out after being in a straight marriage, how his kids took it, and why rugby players have such amazing asses.

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This week, we bring you a special interview David & Gavin did for the KNON Lambda Weekly radio show hosted by David Taffet and Lerone Landis.

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This week, Gavin gains another ring around his trunk, David goes apple picking, our popular "What would you do?" is back, we rank the top 3 non-Disney animated movies, and this week we are joined by nanny and musical theatre tenor Sean Patrick Murtagh who tells us the story of how he got into nanny'ing, why it didn't make him want to have kids, and what it's like to take care of OPK's in NYC.

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We're back with our first bi-episode, and man, ya'll are MAD. This week we check in after the first few weeks of school, David reads aloud from a classic children's book, Gavin reads only good headlines in the news, we rank the top 3 movies starring lesbians, and this week we are burdened with our guest Eric Petersen, who has done it all; TV, movies, Broadway, and more importantly, tread the boards with David. We talk Broadway mishaps, having a kid on the road, and why David and Eric should have never been allowed to work together.

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This week, Gavin and David and going bi, we try and figure out how to talk about 9/11 to your kids, we debrief about our first week in school, Gavin depresses us with more companies bowing down to anti-DEI pressure, we rate the top 3 things that keep us up at night, and David isn't the only bear in the woods as he goes gay camping. 

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This week, David's Mom is vibes, Gavin buys his daughter's love, it's a last week of daycare and a first week of middle school, we rank the top 3 most satisfying sounds, and this week we are joined by geolocater and TikTok megaladon Jose Monkey who talks to us about online security for parents, why Tom Lennon called one of his videos "the funniest thing he's ever seen," and David admits that he has a major crush on Jose Monkey's alter ego, Chad.

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This week, we learn lessons in parenting from the democratic national convention, David sees a nipple on an airplane, and so does his 5 year old, we try and figure out if they're gay dads or just waiting for their wives, and this week we are joined by acclaimed interior designer (and multi-hyphenate of many artistic abilities) Michael Angelo Stuno to chat with us about dealing with teenagers, his experience with the foster to adopt system, and that no, he's not a crime-fighting ninja turtle.

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This week, we can't believe it but Gavin met our listener, we can believe that David rants about the cost of birthday parties, we try and figure out how to travel with kids better, we rank the top 3 ways we are MAGA, and this week we are joined by writer, Mom, and baker Joanne Spataro who talks to us about being a gay Mom, what it was like creating a family with a trans wife, and how she became BFF's with Whoopi Goldberg.

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This week we are doing our special Back to School episode where we offer you no useful information whatsoever and waste and hour of your precious time! This week, we dive into what David expects for his kids first year in kindergarten, Gavin asks David the tough questions like "what's for lunch?," we are joined by former guests who offer their #1 back to school hacks, and this week we are joined by school teacher and Broadway Buff Alison Friedman who educates us on how to be good to your teachers, how to not be a crazy annoying parent, and let's us know if she really does, secretly, hate your kids.

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In honor of the Olympic closing ceremonies today, we are breaking with tradition and bringing you a special short episode, all about dicks in the news!

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This week, Gavin is in charge of the show, so we jump right into political bullshit, a Catholic priest sues Grindr, Tim Walz is awesome, we rank the top 3 things to do by yourself, and this week we are joined by writer, blogger, queer mom, and pop culture junkie Sa'iyda Shabazz, who talks to us about mommy blogs, geeks out about the Olympics, and tells us what it takes to feed a 10 year old boy.

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This week, David makes a date with a girl and it doesn't go to plan, we open up the Gaytriarchs mailbag, Gavin finally has some good gay news for once, we admit to the top 3 New Years resolutions we've already given up on, and our guest this week is mother, attorney, author, and Ohio'ian Rachel Loftspring who talks to us about her new book, why she got into family law, and what we can do to better prepare ourselves for the next administration.

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This week, David reads a text message from his babysitter, Cocomelon is putting us through it, a Facebook post goes the way it was supposed to, and this week we are joined by Gays with Kids founder Brian Rosenberg who chats with us about being an HIV+ parent, why he started the Gays with Kids Academy, and how not to change a diaper on an airplane.

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This week, we celebrate a life, David meets our listener, we rank the top 3 things we get irrationally mad about, and we are joined by doctor, husband, father, and possible centaur Dr. Elliot Justin where we discuss his new FirmTech cock ring (we swear it's medical), growing up in NYC in the 70's, and why having lots of sex is good for your health at any age.

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This week, David gets punched in the balls, we talk about being a "no stroller family," we realize that being the favorite parent sucks, and this week we are joined by Dad and sexual medicine expert Dr. Judson Brandeis, who talks to us about his new technology to make your dick bigger (which David and Gavin DEFINITELY DON'T NEED,) and we also chat about how to talk to your kids about their bodies in a healthy way.

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This week, when they go low, we put PlayDoh in our penis, Gavin is entitled, we discuss whether to reveal who is the biological parent, we rank our top 3 hypocrisies, and this week we are joined by journalist and progressive, transgressive, aggressive, and obsessive mom Elisha Dacey who talks to us about parenting a queer kid, being "visibly straight," and what Canadians really think about what's going on down south.

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This week, David breaks new ground with his annoyance at iPads, Gavin enjoys classic theatre and forces it on his kid, we rank the top 3 careers you don't want your kids to have, and we are joined this week by Emmy-nominated and shirtless-journalist Spencer Macnaughton, who schools us in the way only a Canadian can, as we chat about media, his quest for childhood media literacy, and why he is starting his own company, Uncloseted Media.

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This week, we mill Fathers' Day, David is a human sheild, for the musical theatre girls we rank our top 3 endings to Act 1, and this week we are joined by Salt Lake City Gay Dad columnist Christopher Katis who talks about us about his mission West, his Greek heritage, why his kids are still sleeping at 10:30am, and why Utah has so damned many gay dads.

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Episode 69! We celebrate by reviewing our year of lasts, David has lots of unique and exciting things to say like "pilots are hot," we rank the top 3 big things, and this week we are joined by actor, writer, producer, and gay dad David Marshall Grant who takes us through his journey in Hollywood as well as in parenting.

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This week, we are disappointed in the uniqueness of our kids names, Gavin's daughter doesn't want to hug him, David goes to Kindergarten, we rank the top 3 tiny things, and this week we are joined by filmmakers and fellow gay dads Andy and Danny Vallentine who join us to talk about their new movie, The Mattachine Family, as well as flying to Ireland with a 2-year-old, having a newborn while you make your first feature film, and what happened during "the pasta incident." 

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This week, Gavin's kid isn't leading the pack, David's kids need trash on the table to eat, we rank the top 3 generational traumas we want our kids to experience, and we are joined by actor, writer, and founder of “Meditation for Assholes" Jason Daley Kennedy who talks to us about his 3 kids, how get got into wellness, and sets David straight as to which asshole he was writing about.

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This week Gavin is gay for flowers, David apologizes to our listener, we rank the top 3 things that were true when we were kids that are no longer true, and this week our extra special guest judge is author and GILF Kevin O'Connor, who talks to us about growing up in a funeral home, what being straight in San Francisco in the 80's was like, and why he thinks parenting is like "poopy balloons."

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It's a new year, and the same tired us. This week, David's son gets the family sick, Gavin is annoyed with gifts, we talk about babysitters and why we love them, we rank the top 3 funniest things that aren't funny, and this week we are joined by Broadway alum and therapist Brian Spitulnik about his record 15 years in the Broadway musical Chicago, his transition to mental health, what he's observed in his practice with gay Dads, and we quiz him on how he'd be a better parent than us. (Easily.)

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This week, Gavin comes for David, and so does "the man on the roof," we gush about David Archuleta, we tell the tale of the nap fox, and this week we are joined by  Berlin'ite Karl Dunn, who authored the book "How to burn a Rainbow" about going through a divorce as a gay man, and we chat about what advice he'd give to gay men considering marriage.

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This week we try and figure out short term pain for long term gain, Gavin is gay for Berlin techno, we find the top 3 places to run around with a toddler, and we a lucky to be joined this week by author, speaker, advocate, trans father and all around multi-hyphenate Trystan Reese who talks us through his pregnancy, who's the star in his relationship, and how he earned that elusive parenting merit badge.

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This week, David can't help himself and does a double rant, Gavin receives a text from his husband listing the top 3 things that are most annoying about him, and we are joined this week by actor and President of the good hair club, Tuc Wakins, who tells us the story of his journey to parenthood while being inside the dome of Hollywood, and lulls us with the gentle tones of lawn care.

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This week, we dive deep into David's annoyance over OPK's, as well as OKP's, we rank the top three Kool Aid's we drink, and we are joined by Surrogacy hall of famer Megan Hall-Greenberg who tells us how she runs 3,106 businesses while also being a Mom, as well as how her last surrogacy journey was one in a million.

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This week, we are caught big-time by Gavin's daughter, David almost throws up at the poker table, we beg our listener to join our Facebook page, we list the top 3 songs we want played at our funeral, and we are joined this week by Wisconsin's own Nick Pflieger aka @PsychitsNick from TikTok, where we talk about his social media break, what he sees most in kids as a school psychologist, and why the best cheese should squeak in your mouth.

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Y'all we are SHOOK this week, also David goes to a waterpark with his kids, we discuss the top 3 worst sayings, and this week trans Dads Brett & Wyatt join our chicken coop to talk about their life in Canada, what the adoption process was like for them as trans people, and why they ran down their street screaming and holding a bloody baby when it wasn't even Halloween

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This week, David's daughter sells him out big time, Gavin ruins everything, we rank the top 3 things we give way too many fucks about, and our guest this week is everybody's favorite tap-dancing Mormon, Rory O'Malley, who talks to us about his wild road to adoption, how Elder McKinley came to be, and how many bags of candy he needs to survive a flight with his 5 year old.

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This week, Gavin punishes his kid for being sick, David is weirded out by American Idol, Gavin thinks everything is "gay," and we are joined by TikTok'er Owen Squires who schools us on gentle parenting, pandemic stay-at-home Dad'ing, and why he doesn't have more tank top videos.

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We're back! And Gavin still can't get through an episode without messing up. We talk about why David looks tired, and what weird messed up thing his kid whispered in his ear, we tackle the top three most embarrassing moments of our childhood, and this week we are joined by Shelly Marsh aka surrogacy royalty, who talks us through her 4, count them FOUR surrogacy journeys, why they all weren't great, and what inspired her to create two companies to help and support and protect future surrogates and IP's. 

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This week, we get in the mood with a little civil disobedience, David is nervous about a laptop open in public, we rank the top 3 ways we have failed to become "cool Dads," and this week we got lucky to snag one of the smartest and coolest people in the world to join us on our dumb little podcast, Rabia Chaudry, who talks to us about her sudden rise to fame, what it's like being a parent of 3 kids in 3 different decades, and what really is that running down her shirt?

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This week, David's kharma comes full circle and he is the old one, Gavin is making theatre kids, we educate the childless about how to be good friends to the childed, we rank the top 3 relaxing things, and this week we are joined by comedian, actress, voice actor and all around nut Candi Milo who dives deep into her strange childhood, her incredible career, and why you can always catch her eating a footlong in the Valley.

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This week, right-wingers come from one of our own, David doesn't learn a single lesson and pays for it, we rank the top 3 baby foods that don't taste gross, and this week we have back one of our favorites Caitlyn Plaskett from the 2.ladies.and.2.babies TikTok to update us on a scandelous story of internet sleuthing.

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This week, the world gets to meet "spicy David," we are all gutted from some TikTok, Gavin is in his "year of lasts," we rank the top 3 things about surrogacy that were no big deal, and this week we are simply agog at the return of one of our favorite guests, Jamie Grayson, who gives us an update on the world of baby gear, who he's in an internet fight with, and if that simple syrup is still in his fridge.

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This week, David is still going on and on about the Groundhog Musical on TikTok, we talk about not being able to restrain your kids anymore (please don't call CPS), we go over our top 3 moments in gay history, and we are lucky to be joined AGAIN by Brazil's best gay Dads, Will Silva and James Issac, who update us on their new life as gay dads, our new daycare idea, and what they think is in store for the next 9 months of their lives.

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Love is in the air this week as Gavin and David discuss their VD, we list the top 3 reasons why Gavin should be fired from the show, and this week we are joined by author of the Scoochie & Skiddles series Tom Tracy who talks with us about why so many gay Dads are authors lately, what the worst and best parts of parenting are, and exactly how late Madonna was to her concert.

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This week, David's son still doesn't have a Mom, Dolly Parton shares some exciting news, we talk about the 3 things our kids will tell their therapists about us, and we are joined by Senior Partner of Growing Generations Surrogacy Stuart Bell, who fills us in on what it's like having big time celebrity clients, a nightmare scenario in his past, and what this thing called "tennis" is.

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This week, David updates us on his magical "no crying" Dad hack, Gavin lets us in on his most recent fatherhood fail, we do another round of "What would you do?," and this week we are lucky to be joined by Broadway sensation and recent Utah transplant Eric Sciotto, as he takes us through what it's like to be a life-long New Yorker and move across the country with two teenage kids. 

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This week we again talk about our favorite drag queen, the Pope, we list the top 3 reasons we are lesbians, David tells his daughter to stop crying, and we are joined this week by our very own Elle Woods, Roberto Concepción, Jr, who talks to us about being a single gay Dad, which Disney princesses were his favorite, and what inspired him to write the children's book "More Than A Crown."

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This week we dive into some more gay news, David texts the real Paw Patrol for his son, we rate the top 3 things we're doing to make our kids cool, and this week we are honored to be joined by author Steven Rowley where we talk all things Palm Springs, all things (g)uncling, and why the most interesting thing at the Zoo isn't the meatball launcher.

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This week, David's son to ask about body parts, we rank the top 3 things we are doing as Dads to make our kids weird, and we are joined by former Uber exec and current CEO of Cofertility to discuss egg donation, super Mom powers, and why David is wrong about most things.

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It's 2024! A new year, a new us. Except exactly the same with zero  personal or professional growth whatsoever. This week, we recount our holidays, Gavin asks me to play a game, we rank the top 3 New Years resolutions that we will in no way do, and our guest this week is Erik Weihenmayer, a legend in so many ways, who joins us to talk extreme mountain climbing,  world record setting, and the gaydar-gone-wrong video that changed his life forever. 

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This week, David went to the ER, Gavin has mouthy teens, we rank the top 3 ways you owe your parents an apology, Gavin has an actual good hack for the first time in 88 episodes, and this week we are joined by the founder and chairman of Men Having Babies Ron Poole-Dayan, who chats with us about why he started it, how the political arm of the organization is growing, and why carrying your screaming kids out of a Barnes and Noble is a parenting rite of passage.

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Our final thirsty throwback episode of 2023!  This week, David quietly side-eyes his 18 month old, Gavin gives his kids a mental health day, we talk about the top 3 things that can just get off your lawn, and we break news by revealing the Wizard of Oz behind the DILFS of Disneyland page, how they've got celebrities asking to be on their page on national TV, and why they'll never be able to give up DILFS, even if they marry one.

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Our penultimate thirsty throwback! This week we review our highs and lows of 2023 Pride, we talk about our top 3 favorite curse words or phrases, and are lucky enough to be visited by the genius behind the 2.ladies.and.2.babies TikTok account Caitlyn, who talks about being Virginia's most famous lesbians, buying discount sperm, and how she's turned scaring her wife into a real business.

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It's another thirsty throwback! We begin with a moment of "is my preschooler a sociopath?," we talk about how relationships change when kids come into the picture, and this week we are joined by the worlds most fabulous crafter Mx. Domestic, a Dad who talks to us about dicks on fabrics, their life as a former sex worker, and being a gender identity advocate.

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It's a throwback! We begin the week with a moment of shame, we talk about traveling with kids (don't), and are joined by the all around disappointment Ellyn Marie Marsh to talk about her much more successful podcasts, dating as a single parent, and her #1 requirement for all men who want to sleep with her.

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