This week, we are BACK baby, with the same tired old bullshit we've been peddling for years. David recants his Disney cruise vacation while Gavin tap dances in Alabama. 

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This week, Gavin and I shut our big fat mouths and finally let someone else talk: our listener! We are fortunate to have four of our listener join us to tell us a little about them, their place in the parenting world, and why in the hell would they keep listening to this garbage every week. 

We are taking a short break over the holidays, and will be back at you with the same garbage podcast starting on January 7th, 2026.

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This week, David's daughter is turning to the dark side, Gavin's son is a liar, we drool over David's favorite DILF of the week, we rank the top 3 Fall candle scents, and this week we are joined by gay royalty Eureka O'Hara and Dan Poblocki who are here to talk about their new book "Jackson Bright in the Spotlight," dish on Eureka's new Divine project, and chat about how Dan knows 6 year olds better than we do by having written David's sons new favorite book, "My Brother's Butt is Haunted."

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This week, we feel guilty about guilt, we rank the top 3 worst things, and the force is strong with us as we are lucky enough to have Jason McGatlin, Hollywood producer and gay father, on our stupid little podcast where we talk Star Wars, Pedro Pascal, and what it's like to actually get to do what you dreamed of doing as a kid. 

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This week, David, yet again, embarrasses himself in the daycare parking lot, we talk about our Halloweenies, break down the top 3 family dance party songs, and we are lucky enough to be joined by the worlds very own Rol-aska-tox Joe Dombrowski, where he shares with us some tea on Ellen Degeneres, takes a pre-parent test (and passes!), and tells us how much touring it takes to pay for a gay wedding. 

It's Halloween week, and David isn't quite sure how old he is. We talk about the top 3 baby items that are complete garbage, and are joined by TikTok funny man Deric Cahill aka BoldFam who talks to us about his social media and how he takes no shit from anyone, why the hell he started a chocolate business, and what getting a DUI at 23 did to his point of view on parenting.

This week, David pushes his kid away, Gavin complains about the epidemic of gift giving, we discuss the top 3 things we hope our kids fail at, and are joined by fellow gay and fellow podcaster Jaimie Kelton, host of the Gay Family Podcast, and David and Gavin try and class it up a little. (We don't.)

This week, we talk about how kids can be really ugly mirrors, Gavin talks about Taylor Swift AGAIN, and somehow we got lucky and tricked sexual health and wellness expert  Dr. Evan Goldstein to join us to talk all things parenting and all things ass, David's two favorite things. 

Fare thee well, Felicia, David went to the Renaissance Fair this weekend and is gushing, Gavin gives us his parenting hack of the week, we reveal the top 3 reasons our gay cards were revoked, and are joined by TikTok and Instagram star Ceci Kane who talks to us about her Mom group comedy, how she deals with internet trolls, and why she thinks social media is merely a highlight reel. 

This week, David gets busted for throwing away his kids art projects, Gavin fills us in on the #LazyGirlJobs trend, and we are joined by a friend of Dorothy's but also a friend of Goofy's, Benny Burnett-Smith, who tells us tales of being a Disney costumed character.

This week, Gavin founds out how anal David is, we rank the top 3 hacks for a successful kids party, and we are joined by fellow Thespian and Orlando's 3rd best comic, Ben Ptashinsky-Skinner, who tells us the story of why he almost had to show up to the birth of his first kid in a wig and dress.

It's episode 30(!), and we are celebrating with an ask for our listeners, Gavin's favorite Dad/dick jokes, and tales of the NYC Blackout, 20 years later. Also, we are joined this week by writer, daddy blogger, and all around ally Jeff Bogle who tries to school Gavin and David on the best ways to cruise.

This week, David's teeth graduate from Invisalign jail, Gavin joins the "mile-high and annoyed club," and we talk to all 6'3" of Papa Forge aka RainbowDads about the Buffalo Bills, his booming social media presence, and that one time  he came for the leader of the Proud Boys Gavin McInnes at CVS.

This week, gay men have abandoned the White House, David has parts of his son to dispose of, Gavin doesn't understand Instagram, we rank the top 3 hottest Halloween characters, and this week we are joined by podcaster, author, deep thinker, and general multi-hyphenate Jameel Mayers who talks to us about his rare adoption journey, where he gets his Dad vibes from, and what exactly are Fathernetics.

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This week, David quietly side-eyes his 18 month old, Gavin gives his kids a mental health day, we talk about the top 3 things that can just get off your lawn, and we break news by revealing the Wizard of Oz behind the DILFS of Disneyland page, how they've got celebrities asking to be on their page on national TV, and why they'll never be able to give up DILFS, even if they marry one.

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We begin as we normally do with a discussion about porn, David publicly apologizes to his Mom, we compare our top 3 movies from childhood that don't hold up, and this week we are joined by ex-Mormon Dad Chad Anderson who talks about his life growing up in Salt Lake City, his new graphic novel "The Mushroom Murders," and what he's learned about parenting from the X-Men.

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This week, David is back from his vacation in Scotland and is being annoying about it, we discuss the difference between PornHub and CornHub, and we are joined by the hilarious and single-wigged Jay Howard aka OOH Buddy where we talk about his sudden fame on TikTok, his favorite combo Coffee and leather shop, and what the gayest part about him really is.

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This week, David gets in trouble for not trimming his grass, Gavin thinks everyone is a prude, and we are joined by Daniel Reyes, Chief Program Officer of the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Community Center of New York, also known simply as “The Center”.

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This week we review our highs and lows of 2023 Pride, we talk about our top 3 favorite curse words or phrases, and are lucky enough to be visited by the genius behind the 2.ladies.2.babies TikTok account Caitlyn, who talks about being Virginia's most famous lesbians, buying discount sperm, and how she's turned scaring her wife into a real business.

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This week, David's daughter covers him in love, Gavin has thoughts on summer camp, and our guests this week Jonathan and Thomas West join us to talk about their new book, how they got into the podcast racket, and what actually goes on in the showers in the military. 

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This week, a new kid joins David's life, a coach tries to ruin Gavin's, we discuss the top 3 things that aren't a big deal as a parent, and we are joined by the author of "Love Without Wings: A Gay Adoption Fairytale" Adam Swain Ferguson, who, among other things, reveals to us why he hired his Mom to work at a porn store.

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We begin with a moment of "is my preschooler a sociopath?," we talk about how relationships change when kids come into the picture, and this week we are joined by the worlds most fabulous crafter Mx. Domestic, a Dad who talks to us about dicks on fabrics, their life as a former sex worker, and being a gender identity advocate.

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We start the week by  taking photos at the urinal, discuss the top 3 things that are cute when a kid does them but aren't cute when adults do them, and are joined by internet sensations Michael & Matt who talk about their surrogacy process so far, how social media as a business even works,  and why they embrace their inner lesbian.

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We start the week off with impossible questions, talk through the top 3 inappropriate things our kids said, and then jump right in to our fantastic guests Rob Lyons & Carl Tanis who take us on their journey of adoption, and the many, many, many speed bumps they encountered along the way.

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This week, doctors want David's advice, Gavin's kids are too cool for Halloween, David recaps the Men Having Babies conference, we rank the top 3 most inappropriate Halloween costumes for grown ass men, and we remind all of our listener about our upcoming Halloween party with the Queer Family Podcast!

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This week, we are sick of being sick, we talk shit about shit, and our special guest  Cessalee Stoval joins us from down under as she talks about life as an expat parent, what an intimacy coordinator even is, and why David almost lit her on fire.

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This week, we talk all things poop, the top 3 movies that made you feel gay as a kid, and the right wing's most formidable villain Courter Simmons joins us to talk about being a dad who is also a drag queen, and why he voluntarily goes to Staten Island. 

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This week, we wish everyone but Target a Happy Pride, we try to bridge the gap of missing parts of parenthood while also being elbow-deep in them, and our guest this week is musician and gourd banjo aficionado Danni Venne who talks about being a parent who is trans, and let's us in on why her kids set an alarm for midnight. 

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This week, we talk about the end of patting butts, we rank the top 3 hottest professions, and we are lucky to be joined by twin-girls-Dad's-to-be James Issac and Will Silva, who tell us their story of finding love in the military, escaping Florida for Brazil, and how they found their surrogate by having their mother scream in a bank.

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This week's episode starts out with new information about what can happen to your butt,  Gavin feels entitled to talk about entitlement, and our multi-hyphenate guest Nick Blaemire joins us to talk about life as an artist after having a kid, and reads David over the course of their 22 year friendship. 

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This week, David brags about sleeping in a hotel room all by himself, we talk porn, and our guest this week is none other than the 40 year old 17 year old Danette Holden, who talks to us about raising entitled assholes, going to work 7 days after you give birth, and how her new novel is "...not terrible?"

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This week, David's son thinks he's hilarious, we talk potty training and why our houses are covered in piss, and this week's guest is certified sexologist Zöe Kors, who talks us through why nobody wants to have sex with Gavin.

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This week Gavin is back from vacation and not eating like it, we share our top 3 favorite quotes of all time, and are joined by the woman with a golden voice Haven Burton to talk about parenting kids with disabilities, dealing with professional-grade poop, and of course, fangirl'ing Legally Blonde.

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We begin the week with a moment of shame, we talk about traveling with kids (don't), and are joined by the all around disappointment Ellyn Marie Marsh to talk about her much more successful podcasts, dating as a single parent, and her #1 requirement for all men who want to sleep with her.

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This week David's kid fucks around and finds out, we talk about the decision to go from one kid to two, and we invite a couple over to "see what happens," with Stephen Hanna and Bret Shuford aka the Broadway Husbands.

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This week, Gavin is half a century, David loves cakes, Gavin's kids are faking it, we announce our Halloween party cohosted with the Queer Family Podcast, we rank the top 3 witches, and this week we are joined by "biological twin cousins" Bryan and Jon Ruiz, who are hosts of their own gay podcast, "Out Loud and Laughing," who laugh with us about having kids, not having kids, being gay, Florida avocado toast, and why the second kid is always the nightmare. 

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This week Gavin is a single Dad, we go through some common words used in gay parenting, and the internet’s own Jose Rolon joins us to chat about being a social media star, his dating life, and he throws David some quality shade which he certainly deserved. 

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This week, Gavin introduces his daughter to a very new piece of cinema, David meets his 3 year old at his maturity level, and Sloan Just aka “the Madame of 9th Avenue” joins us to talk through her IVF journey, who has the best cookies in midtown, and how to follow through on threats to your kids.

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This week we shock everyone and David has his first earnest moment in 20 years, we talk safety words and feeding your kids (required in most states), and our extra special guest judge this week is 9-time Broadway disappointment Justin Gomlak Greer.

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On this week’s podcast, it’s national pancake day, because of course it is, Gavin tells us how he shows his love, and our real guest couldn’t make it this week, so we grabbed whoever was available, which is Emmy-nominated writer/showrunner Lorien Mckenna.

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This week, we get very serious and jump right into a casual conversation about vomit and poop. Our special guest star is Jamie Grayson, or as we like to call him “the baby gear Swiftie.”

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This week’s show starts off with David telling us how he feels about other people’s kids, we talk about consumerism, and our guest this week is Becky with the good hair, Mike Lubin, who created one of NYC’s first gay Dad’s meet up groups.

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This week, we talk about kindness, especially as it relates to Wendy’s, gender roles in gay parenting, and we speak with a real life Elle Woods, Beth Wolfsong, and chat about gay parenting’s legal ramifications. 

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For our premiere episode, we talk about who the hell we think we are, what the hell we think we are doing, and are joined by the best ass below 14th street, Craig Ramsay, to talk non-traditional parenting, winning The Amazing Race Canada, and that time he pissed on an entire company of professional dancers. 

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This week, 6 is the new 13, David wins therapy, we rank the top 3 jokes, and this week hell has frozen over because our guest is none other than a man of the cloth, Steve Jungkeit, who talks to us about being a leader of a politically passionate church, he spars with David about his anti-theism, how he reconciles the things his religion teaches him that he doesn't necessarily believe in, and how he feels about the gays stealing the rainbow from god himself.

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This week, David sounds weird, listener is mad at us, David's daughter is gross, moving with kids is awful, we rank the top 3 pieces of advice for a parent, and this week we are joined by brand expert and fellow gay dad David Morgenstern who talks to us about starting a clothing brand for gay Dads, how he likes to create chaos in group chats, and why he doesn't have time for straight people on the weekends.

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This week, Gavin is relatable, David meets his first neighbord, we do a dueling "What would you do?," we have a secret DILF of the week, and we rank the top 3 ways we'd start over our lives if we didn't have kids.

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This week, Gavin is obsessed with money, David is obsessed with neighborhood Facebook drama, we apologize to Dan Savage, we bring back the popular "what would you do?," and finally we rank the top 3 places to pee.

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This week, David' son is becoming MAGA, Gavin forces his kids to learn a lesson on working hard, kids pee in weird places, Gavin has an actually helpful Dad hack, we rank our top 3 Dream guests for Gaytriarchs, and in honor, we don't have a guest.

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This week, David is moving on up, we get a sweet listener email, Gavin complains about stuff, summer camp is hard, we rank our top 3 mornings, and we close out the show the way we always do, Gavin doing a terrible impression.

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