I couldn’t stay quiet till Monday for this one, the front pages demanded a Saturday special! This week, we’re talking Prince Andrew giving up the D (as in Duke of York) ahead of Virginia Giuffre’s posthumous book release, Tim Westwood finally being charged, and Nadine Dorries’ trip to her surgeon to have her breast implants removed.

Expect my signature mix of wit, side-eye, and sharp social commentary, because when the headlines are this wild, someone’s got to make sense of the fxckery.

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Gary Neville got the middle class white men upset. The other Gary is trying to appeal to Reform voters. Will white men ever truly understand whiteness?
Shabanah Mahmood said you don’t have to use your freedom all the time. Silly me, I thought that was the point?! 
The Daily Fail is Picking on Meghan Markle again!

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On Sunday I celebrate yet another birthday!
If you would like to celebrate another solar cycle with me, here are a few options of what would make my heart full:

You can buy a ticket for 12th October 4pm to see ‘The Voicenote’, the short film I directed and starred in. This is the the first public screening in the UK at London Independent Film Festival: https://genesis.admit-one.co.uk/tickets/?perfCode=6938

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Congo: https://www.gofundme.com/f/together-for-congo-paris-to-goma-drc
Palestine: https://donate.palestinecampaign.org

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Prince Andrew’s wife, Sarah Ferguson is also mixed up with Epstein?! The plot thinnens! 
The name I was looking for is Rolf Harris! 
What does Britain’s recognition of Palestine actually mean?? 
Not Stephen Yaxley-Lennon being treated like the rag he is! 

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The Labour girlies are after Keir Starmer’s position. 
Something something Charlie Kirk. 
The pope says Elon Musk is greedy. 
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Welcome to FPF. The weekly (somewhat chaotic) look at the front pages.
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I couldn’t stay quiet till Monday for this one, the front pages demanded a Saturday special! This week, we’re talking Prince Andrew giving up the D (as in Duke of York) ahead of Virginia Giuffre’s posthumous book release, Tim Westwood finally being charged, and Nadine Dorries’ trip to her surgeon to have her breast implants removed.
Expect my signature mix of wit, side-eye, and sharp social commentary, because when the headlines are this wild, someone’s got to make sense of the fxckery.
Get extra content and updates at kelechiokafor.com
Oh and Code Your Future (the organisation I mentioned at the top of the episode) is at https://codeyourfuture.io/

What is taking so long with the regeneration of Aylesbury Estate? I smell corruption. Can car insurance companies be 'racist'?something something Andrew Mountbatten is wanted by US Congress.

Mamdani is mayor!

Is it wrong to say 'pregnant people' instead of 'women'?

Get ready for the drop on my Spirit Salts, bath salts for your energetic alignment needs. 5th December.

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Now that Andrew Mountbatten Windsor formerly known as Prince Andrew is going to be stripped of his titles, what happens next, hopefully something rhyming with snail...

Rachel Reeves is in hot water for not getting the necessary licence when renting out her Dulwich home. How is it that the Chancellor is unaware of the rules around money in this country??

Justice for Ochanya https://www.change.org/p/justice-for-ochanya

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Bishop Marvin Winans tells a congregant her $1,235 donation wasn’t enough , and it raises bigger questions about how the church can start to look like the plantation. Plus, the Bloody Sunday acquittal, Tess and Claudia leaving Strictly, and Russia is going to get slick over U.S. oil sanctions.

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I'm in Thailand but wouldn't miss the chance to update you on the front pages. It was a tussle to even get the Internet right but we made it!Burns Boy was vex that a fan fell asleep at his concertRachel Reeves is getting dragged for the stealth tax hikes and Labour is in disarray over the U-turn on protections against unfair dismissal from day one of new employment. Send your letters to SYM@Kelechiokafor.comGet my special spirit salts on 5th December at Kelechiokafor.com

Cloudflare got touched by Mercury Retrograde, but should only select few companies rule the internet?

I have updates about Severance and now I've started watching Slow Horses.

Merseyside police have a lot to answer for after wrongfully jailing a man for 38 years over a crime he didn't commit.

Matt Hancock! that's his name! Anyway him and Boris Johnson are being disgraced for being so rubbish during lockdown.

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Workman LLP are the worst, along with Southwark Council!

TikTok suspends access to live in Nigeria at night time because they've been naughty. 

Pastors and influencers getting flewed out to ItsNotReal 

US government want to see how many years of our social media?!

Bonnie Blue endorses Farage. Madness!

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Eva airlines is so much better than British Airways!

Criminals aren't clearing their google search history like they used to I fear.

Wes Streeting is after Keir Starmer's position but needs Angela Rayner? Oh it's all getting juicy.

Something Something Kate Middleton in a coat at Christmas carol service.

The England group are in group L with Croatia and Ghana to tussle with. FIFA gave Donald Trump an award for peace?!!!

Thanks for getting selling out the bath salts!

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More Epstein photos released and Noam Chomsky is there? Of course more pictures of Andy formerly known as prince Andrew, are in there.

Tommy Robinson aka Stephen Yaxley Lennon got told about himself.

David Walliams got dropped by his publisher AND THAT IS FUNNY TO ME.

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Andrew Tate and Jake Paul both getting their jaw rocked on the same weekend felt like a Christmas miracle.

DOJ released more Epstein files but were sure to say, anything mentioning Trump conveniently isn't true.

Nicki Minaj was just saying anything.

Something Something King Charles and some nonsense Christmas message.

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surely you remember the story about the MI6 guy?Love to Anthony Joshua and the Swiss Ski resort victims.Find more content on kelechiokafor.com/keleidoscope

Trump is doing wild things again.

RIP Renee Nicole Good

Beware of Artistic Spaces!

David Kelly just wanted to say what we all now know about the war on Iraq.

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My review of Akoko restaurant

Why are you all giving AI your photos from 2016?

Tommy aka Stephen tells on himself

Kemi Badenoch is dealing with defectors

Radioactive Chapatis

What's wrong with being a conspiracy theorist!

Gary Webb was right about the CIA

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I've written another book! pre-order here https://www.waterstones.com/book/are-you-still-watching/kelechi-okafor/scholastic/9780702329388

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Please note that Amanda's audio has an outrageous echo on it, and it couldn't be fixed. Please try to enjoy the conversation nonetheless.

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Angela Rayner will become PM if I got the Tarot right. If that's the case get ready for my tarot prices to go up hunnies! Just kidding...a little. So much to go through this week. Enjoy and definitely like, subscribe and share. Bless! www.kelechiokafor.com/shop

Jim Ratcliffe needs to focus on real colonisers and pay tax.

Keir Starmer is about to lose it how he got it.

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Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor got arrested on his birthday and that is all the papers are talking about. Something feels fishy to me though?

Let me know what you think.

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Mercury retrograde got me after I was making fun last week, and my mic was a mess throughout this recording and I didn't realise until afterwards. Anyway Brent did some things and it sounds cute for the most part! Anyyywaayyy my mum blessed us with her presence. Enjoy! If you want to support the children's home and leave my mum a cute message, here's the link: https://childoflightfoundation.enthuse.com/profile

What a chunky episode!

From the Arcadia home surrogacy scams to the terrible behaviour of BAFTA and BBC regarding the fallout from John Davidson's Tourettes tics, it has been a wild week!

Met police dropping people in it as per usual.

May Jon Reuben the christian pastor, doing the most vile things; rot.

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I'm sorry but that doesn't make me feel safe at all.

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For for logging Black people going missing and being found by bodies of water in the UK

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Akala State of the Nation Tour feat me in Birmingham!

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Melania. please.

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They missed Trump...again?

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Harvard university is really haggard for that.

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Save the date of the live show 26th September @ Brixton House

Spirit Salts re-up Friday 29th May!

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Help Mei fix what Seven Dials Playhouse caused

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What a week.

Andy Burnham is really shouting.

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We been keeping track of the deaths, UNLIKE YOU.

Big up Siana Bangura https://1500andcountingfilm.com wheeling this back up x

RIP Henry Nowak

I meant Joy Gardner and Sarah Reed when I said Joy Reid!

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UPDATE: I mention that Digwa didn’t use any of his daggers but it appears in the sentencing statement document that he did.