Finding Pattersby is a weirdo-mystery investigation about an ex-ghostwriter who uses his investigation of a legendary, missing thriller author to work through some stuff.

Also the ghostwriter's a liar.

 

Coming June 2023.

Finding Pattersby is a weirdo-mystery about an ex-ghostwriter who uses his public investigation of a legendary, missing thriller author to work through some stuff.

Also the ghostwriter's a liar.

Catch the 2-part series premiere on Thursday June 29.  

This trailer featured performances by: Kat Shuchter, Ryan Sandoval, Darren Herczeg, Yfke Berkelaer, Dan Gagliardi, Lily Sparks, Jameeliah Joy Hadley, Eliot Benjamin and Helen Harlan

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Ryan indulges in his most primal desires to chase a lucrative book deal with his estranged literary agent J. Jordan St. Avalon; the voice of Fiona Caruso shares her dark tale of time spent in the mythical city of Seattle, WA. Starring Ryan Sandoval, Dan Gagliardi and Lily Sparks

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Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen

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Ryan C. addresses rumors that are circulating and attempts to quash (AND squash) some speculation before things get too out of hand. We also hear from Teri Delongpre as he reads a passage from Luke Pattersby's taut island thriller, "The Shrunken Man." 

 

Written/Directed/Edited by Ryan Sandoval

Music by Erik Jourgensen 

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Full chapters of Finding Pattersby drop the last Thursday of the month with bi-weekly P-Files in between.   Supporting the show has never been easier - leave a 5-star review on Apple podcasts, share us with your friends and family or head on over to    https://www.patterspod.com to sign up for our newsletter, and/or join our Patreon at patreon.com/patterspod Instagram: @patterspod Twitter: @patterpod Tumblr: @patterspod TikTok: @patterspod Email: findingpattersby@gmail.com   ...and as always, see you in the thriller pages.

SURPRISE: an emergency dispatch so Ryan can continue healing while deciding what is a hoax and what is No-Ax (short for "Not Actually") - happening. Meatplanes and more as Teri Delongpre reads nearly 2 full chapters from popular Luke Pattersby thriller "Father Crime," starring the hit character Theo Sultan. 

warning: some cusses

Music by Erik Jourgensen

INJURY REPORT FROM GUSTAFSON & SONS MOVING CO. RE:  ITEM RETRIEVED FROM OLD MANSION IN PACIFIC NORTHWEST

cw: violence and horror

Written and performed by Ryan Sandoval

Music by Erik Jourgensen 

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Today in the feed we are thrilled to share an episode of "Love Makers" hosted by Cora Cuba.

Cora is an Authoress, Witch, Proud Mom and Counselor to Love Makers Worldwide.

(full disclosure: Cora and I were in the same cult for about a month's time before both realizing it wasn't for us. Following that we were roommates for almost a year, she helped me get an interview at H&R Block and I made it to the next round but did not continue further that tax season).

Suffice to say Cora is an amazing lifecoach! 

(containts sexual themes and frank discussion of family strife)

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Ryan travels to a blue-collar beach town fallen on hard times to meet with a "beach lawyer" who holds clues related to The Children of the Thrill; elsewhere, he addresses unfounded rumors connected to his alleged plagiarism (lame).

Starring Ryan Sandoval and Patrick James Clarke

Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen

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You asked for it and we delivered: another feed drop from Ryan's former roommate and amateur lifestyle guru Cora Cuba. Cora is a hardy, warm-hearted individual who Ryan met in a cult before they both realized it wasn't for them and then they became roommates then went their seperate ways in life and still occasionally keep in touch on Internet often via Jib-Jab. 

She slates herself as: Authoress, Witch, Proud Mom and Counselor to Love Makers Worldwide.

In this episode, get cozy with Cora in her car during a rainstorm as we discuss how to save a new marriage, when you know it's over, and dealing with your teen's dating life!

 

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In honor of the New Year, Ryan recounts the wonderful tale of a figure who made a great impact on him in life.

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Old Piano by DeVern

"Powerhouse" by the Raymond Scott Quintette

"Entry of the Gladiators" by Julius Fucik

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Ahead of the upcoming release of Chapter 4: Part II this week, let's catch up with what's happened so far in the story.

Probably the most important thing to know is that Ryan wrote an ORIGINAL manuscript with mature tech themes set against the backdrop of Y2K titled "Overclock" that is not stolen.

Ryan's enterprising agent J. Jordan St. Avalon thinks "Overclock" might have legs and is currently reading it to see if Ryan deserves an invite back to the industry. 

Ryan did not steal this idea from Lydia Graumann, the Head of the Luke Pattersby Official Fan Club. He read her manuscript (which she forgot to put her name on) but it reminded him of a desk-drawer novel he had already written that had a few *barely* similar details. 

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Y2K was a big event that affected many and we are still studying its effect on society. 

Let's see what else? Ryan was shown a mysterious mansion owned by Tawny Gatherbrook - leader of The Children of the Thrill, the shadowy group of authors tacitly responsible for the disappearance of Luke Pattersby and the last person to see him alive Fiona Caruso.

Monomyth Publishing sponsors this group and it's fair to say that as far as this investigation goes, we haven't heard the last of this organization.  

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Ryan investigates the mysterious beachside mansion of Tawny Gatherbrook. Meanwhile, hot shot book agent J. Jordan St. Avalon reads Ryan's techno-thriller "Overclock" that he wrote all by himself.  

Starring Ryan Sandoval, Patrick James Clarke, Geoffrey Golden and Dan Gagliardi

Written & Directed by Ryan Sandoval

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Ex-ghostwriter Ryan Cervantes lays out all his issues and problems and personal drama surrounding the mysterious disappearance of thriller book legend Luke Pattersby. 

Starring

Jennifer Albright, Keith Pasko, Kat Shuchter, David Kurze, Lily Sparks and Ryan Sandoval

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Ryan interviews his first witness over dinner: fussy book critic Murray Jameson, who knows more than he's letting on. But can Ryan get over his own poor breeding and social anxiety enough to be a good mindhunter?

Starring

Darren Herczeg, Yfke Berckelaer and Ryan Sandoval

Written by Ryan Sandoval

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In this inaugural entry of our MINI-EPISODE companion series "The P-Files," hear a check-in from Ryan and dig into the lore. Someone sent him possible clues and/or threats; Ryan refuses to keep running from the past, and we hear an excerpt from famous audiobook narrator, Teri Delongpre. 

While awaiting some life-changing career news, Ryan visits Pattersby's seemingly quaint hometown of Norman, Maine to meet with Lydia Graumann, who runs the Luke Pattersby Museum.  But is she harboring secrets of her own? 

Starring Yfke Berckelaer, Jon Cannon & Dan Gagliardi

Written, directed & edited by Ryan Sandoval

Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen

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Full chapters of Finding Pattersby drop the last Thursday of the month with bi-weekly minisodes in between. Supporting the show has never been easier - leave a 5-star review on Apple podcasts, share us with your friends and family or head on over to    https://www.patterspod.com to sign up for our newsletter, and/or join our Patreon at patreon.com/patterspod Instagram: @patterspod Twitter: @patterpod Tumblr: @patterspod TikTok: @patterspod Email: findingpattersby@gmail.com   ...and as always, see you in the thriller pages.

Ryan experiences regret over his recent actions and goes into the forest to make things right...with shocking results.

Featuring the voice of David Kurze as the Folksy, Disgruntled Caller. 

Music by Erik Jourgensen. Hear more at https://www.erikjourgensen.com

Additional music in this episode by Holizna via freesound.org. Hear more at https://holizna.com/

Special thank you to our patrons Die Inside Gaming and Jessica Berson of Regina Prime

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Finding Pattersby returns March 31 with a season finale.

We've survived broken ribs and an office job to deliver you Chapter 5, and trust us it is an extra beefy episode. 

Extra. Beefy.

If you’re like us, we replay video games and reread The Lord of the Rings all the time, so you can do that with us here:

Website 

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Now is the perfect time to relive the magic all over again, or introduce a friend!

--SEASON FINALE--

In this closing chapter, a tempting new development in Ryan's career promises to fulfil his wildest fantasies - and bring him to the city where thrillers were born: Seattle. Washington. 

Why? For work reasons. For BOOK DEAL reasons.

But is all that glitters gold? Or is it an even worse kind of ore? Can Ryan finally escape his past? Or will his demons finally consume him once and for all? 

This is Finding Pattersby.  

Written & Directed by Ryan Sandoval

Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen 

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Featuring performances by

Andy Windak 

Dan Gagliardi

Lily Sparks

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Additional sound design and mixing in this episode by Ryan Sandoval