Strap on your bidirectional GoPros, we're doing some UrbEx in Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum! Come on down to one of CNN's Top Seven Scariest Places In The World and join us as we talk about unexplained mythos, diagetic film construction, gaslighting your bros, and Some Severely Fucked Up Guys!

RECOMMENDATIONS: Nichijou Patlabor: The Movie & Patlabor 2: The Movie

Come into our time machine, humble listener, as we travel back in time 101 years (in order to avoid talking about struck work) and peer into the murky depths of The Public Domain.… yes, that’s right, slap on that Chaplin toothbrush mustache and don’t adjust your volume dials, because this week your hosts watched a silent movie! “Nosferatu,” to be specific, the 1922 unofficial-yet-iconic adaptation of Bram Stoker’s Dracula!

RECOMMENDATIONS: estatesales.net Blowback (podcast)

This week on the show we've brought on Ducky (@duckyaisha) to talk about Sinister (2012)! Topics include pre-divorce vibes, a police force of Redditors, perilous cycling, Midna Pixie Dream Girl, and MORE!!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• First Reformed
• Octavia Butler's Xenogenesis

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Vroom, vroom, motherfuckers! Get out of our dreams and into our podcast-murder-car! This week, Sara is joined by Nick to talk about John Carpenter’s Christine, and how, apparently, it’s effectively got the same exact plot as Spider-Man.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• The Duke of Burgundy (2014)
• Sarazanmai

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Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him duct-taped to your ceiling.

This week we’re coming in hot with an episode that definitely didn’t sit on any kind of backburner for a week or so and is immediately dated very minutes into the preamble at all… as your host Sara has friend of the show Gage back again to talk about the DiCaprio vehicle Shutter Island! Join us as we blast from the past into a My Little Pony discussion, make the expected jokes about Emily Blunt’s name, really enjoy some nice, rich Boston accents, and more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Fruits Basket (2019)
• The Tick (2016)

Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who can be found vibrating at impossible frequencies out in hyperspace.

Hey, what was the name of this movie again? Sara sure can’t keep it straight! But I’m pretty sure it’s A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge! And on top of that, girlfriend of the show Andrea joined us to holler about homoerotic “subext”!

In addition to Freddy the 13th, we also talk about Classic Dick Splinters, Hotboxing in a Pickle, Make Me, Daddy Needs Weed, and Mr. Wonderful!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Tacoma
• Enter the Gungeon

Thanks Andrea for being on the show! If you wanna follow her, check her out at @DregaDraws on twitter!

Thanks as always to Satah for their excellent intro/outro music! Find more of their stuff at gaygothvibes.online!

This week, our episode comes to you with a prepackaged twist: every host and guest that’s ever been on the show is actually one of many split identities fighting to the death in a motel as an outdated and frankly perplexing allegory for dissociative identity disorder! Or, more specifically, Sara has bought former guest and friend of the show Michael back on to talk about Identity (2003), and what a perplexing John Cusack vehicle it is.

Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him lying facedown in a patch of mud somewhere in northern Iowa.

Hey, you ever do a crime and get put under house arrest? I suppose then you’d be, as the kids say, home stuck! Anyways, girlfriend of the show Sophie Estrogenliker is here to holler about the New Zealand comedy-horror Housebound!

In addition to Homestuck: The Movie, we also talked about oozing titties, wishing Amos his best in the afterlife, and heads that just do that!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror
• Shin Sekai Yori

Sara was recently on an episode of Running in the 90’s to watch the OVA for Birdy the Mighty! If you’d like, you can find that episode here!

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This week, your host came here to talk about the cultural propaganda machine and chew bubblegum… and she’s all out of bubblegum. Sara has friend of the show and returning guest Maxie Satan back on to talk about John Carpenter’s They Live!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• We the Revolution
• Us (2019)

Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him by locating the source of that quiet scratching in your room at night…

Come sail away, come sail away with us this week, us being your beloved host Sara with returning guest and friend of the show Kit Spindler in tow! This week’s duo is watching true artistic masterpiece Ghost Ship and dive headlong into the murky waters of Ghost Horny, The Morality of Ship Scavenging, Intense Philosophical Thought on One’s Past Sins, and Fun with Bisection!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Steamworks Dig 2
• Baba Is You
• Hypnospace Outlaw

Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him by looking deep, deep, deep within your own psyche. He’s in there.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Megan Thee Stallion
• Coloring Book – Chance the Rapper

Intro and outro music done by Satah; you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online! Editing done by Blair Kitsch; you can find him by howling wildly into the unforgiving darkness.

It’s time to get together and watch Blair ride off into the sunset, and we’re sending him off in the only way we know how – with some Nic Cage wild bullshit! It’s time for an infanticidal rampage, as we tackle Mom & Dad! C’mon along as we find out just what it means to be heterosexual!

In addition to this war on children, we also discussed Kitty Korner, Gamers Corner, Mean English Teachers, Skateboarder Birth, The Cancellation of Talls, and Being Nic Malkovich!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• The Adventure Zone: Amnesty
• Auralnauts’s Star Wars series

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Well, hey, I know we’re not great about putting the Patreon polls up on time, but did we really deserve this? Because y’all made us watch The Nun and I hate to be a debbie downer, but man, this movie was a rough one y’all! Thanks for picking it!

In addition to this fucking nightmare, we also discussed Tidiness, Late Lore Creation, Cinema Sins But Like Real Sins, Christ Blood, and Hellchurch!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• CrossCode
• Season 3 of Serial

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Welcome to Sunday school, kids, it's time to learn about Catholicism! Or, at least, a fun comic book version of it. Don't worry, there's no strange wafers that will leave a taste in your mouth for the rest of the service or any sort of communal goblets of wine or anything like that. No, no, we watched Constantine (2005) this week, and we brought along Jo (@FriendOfDaShow) for the ride! Join us as we discuss Alan Moore, angel gender, mythologization of Christianity, and MORE!!!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Taskmaster
• Higurashi (again)

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Episode edited by Blair Kitsch, who can be found on twitter @blairkitsch, and who is also apparently the Undertaker of Podcasts.

Step into the Shimmer with your hosts this week as we discuss last year’s Annihilation! We slowly hybridize our DNA with our surroundings as we talk, but stick around to see what happens anyway! Topics include: Red, Mad, and Nude about Bundy, Oscar Chat, Blair Become God?, Gemini Shaming, Best Screaming Bear, and Worms!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Silver Spoon
• Small Town Dicks
  
• Crimetown

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We dare you to listen to this episode! And Blair has a truth to tell you! And also, we made a whoopsie: we watched different movies named Truth or Dare, so join us as we swap stories about two very similar yet wildly different movies with the same name! We also dare you to tell us your dad’s name. C’mon. Hand it over.

In addition to fucking vibes, we also discussed Earballs, Film Whoopsies, Making Trollface, Tyler Posey’s Ball Meat, and A Cursed T-Shirt!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime
• The Teacher’s Pet

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Have you ever written an entire episode description, copied it because you were about to navigate away from the page, and then witness your life flashing before your eyes as you copy over everything you’ve already written? Anyway, it’s seventeen minutes past midnight on a Sunday and I have work in the morning so suffice to say we watched Mandy (2018) this week and it’s fucking bananas. Follow us for the rest of this first month in this new year as we revisit all the movies we missed out on last year! Love you thanks.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• You’re Gonna Miss It All – Modern Baseball
• Mob Psycho 100

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We’re back! And we’re here to tackle one of Sara’s favorite takes on zombies, with Yeon Sang-Ho’s Train to Busan! With Y’all like Depeche Mode? Reach out and click faith? Is that anything? Hope so!

We also discussed Downloadable Jesus, Zombies Make You Cry, Sense8 Petitions, and Press X to Kiss Your Wife!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• SSSS.GRIDMAN
• Cells at Work
• Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
• Riverdale

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Grab a straw, babies, we’re slurping on some Respecting Women Juice in this our 2x doppelgänger-as-metaphor cinematic combo! Join your hosts as we discuss the Netflix original Cam (2018) and waffle about lofty ideas such as “theme” and “narrative devices” and “what if this movie was about YouTubers and starred Logan Paul instead”!

• A Short Story About a War
• Dance and Cry

CONTENT WARNING: This movie contains a scene of sexual assault as a pivotal moment in the film, and as such, we discuss that content a fair bit. If that’s something that might get to you, totally understandable, and you might wanna skip this one.

I’ll be honest, I really don’t have much to say here. Perfect Blue? Turns out it’s a good fuckin’ movie! Enjoy this hour of Sara marking the fuck out over Satoshi Kon’s entire body of work, marvel as she says some smart shit for once!

Super Smanched Brothers, Saying Legal Things About Darren Aronofsky, Fruit Ninja Decapitations, A Really Long Flappy Bird Tangent, Big Body Pizza, and Jason Voorhees’s Giant Titty.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Paprika
• COUNTER/Weight

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This week, your hosts leap into the fourth dimension in order to wrap our heads around this baffling sequel to Cube. Maybe it’s the time distortion, maybe it’s the Fortnite walls, maybe it’s the impressively nonsensical writing and acting that seem to just rotate your body in zero-G as you age rapidly while watching this movie, but there’s just something about this one, folks. There’s just something about this one.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Hey Riddle Riddle
• 10 Cloverfield Lane

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• Elementary
• CAM
• She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Now that the season has since past, we’ve gone back and looked at October’s finest creation this year, the 2018 adaptation of Halloween! This is a full spoilercast, obviously, but we also don’t track the plot in its entirety, so if you haven’t seen the movie, your mileage may vary on how much of this episode you’ll understand!

In addition to H40: Just Add Water, your hosts also discussed CRT Mistakes, Kevin Smith Huge Jorts, Half-Point Debacles, Body Genre Bullshit, Human Jack-o-Lanterns, Bottom Driving, and Patreon Namesposting!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• The Good Place
• Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

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Sara has her fingers in many devious soups, so cohost-from-another-podcast Satah has stepped in with Blair to talk about this movie that is nearly as inscrutable as the house it’s based off of! Explore this house disappointingly vacant of any kind of actual atmosphere are we discuss topics such as The Podcast That Pink Lemonade Vodka Built, Dr. Deadwifeman, Poison Marketing, Absolute Champion Hellen Mirren, and MORE!

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Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman if he were fucked up and Jokerfied! Well, no, more specifically, it's a Fearbaiting episode about Brightburn (2019) with returning champion Morgan (@cursegoat). Join your hosts this week as they discuss Mary Elizabeth Winstead's filmography, Nuclear Man, thematically relevant school lectures, the diner at the center of the universe, and MORE!!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• The Brood (1979)
• Challenge yourself! Hard but fun!

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This week, hosts Blair and Sara give up on pretending not to actually be a Final Destination podcast as they’re joined by We Hate Movies’s own Chris Cabin to sorta get down to business as we talk about House of Wax (2005)! Come and join us as Blair loses his mind over wax physics, someone finally understands who the hell Sara is talking about, and a polite platter of meat and cheese is enjoyed by all in this fat, juicy hog of a closer to this years Schlocktober. Thank you all for fusing with the Schlocktober in your mind-prisms and welcoming in the new flesh, etc.!

Extra special from the bottom of our hearts thanks to Satah for composing our wonderful special intro and outro music for this spooktacular season. We love them the most, no one will ever compare, the rest of you can all give up now and check out more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!!

Well shit folks, we’ve got just one question for you: what if his name was Jason Vore-Hees? This week, our friend Juni joins us to talk about the 2009 reboot of Friday the 13th! Find out exactly why Sara hates Jared Padalecki so much! Also, hey – want some grains?

In addition to this weirdly fun reboot we also discussed Grain Chomping, New Halloween, Dank Doctorates, Bong Disintegration, Murder Logistics, and Too Close to Furry.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• UntilDawn
• Venom
• V/H/S Franchise

Thanks again to Juni for coming on the show! Find them on twitter @JUNIUS_64, on Mastodon at juni@snouts.online, and listen to them on Barking Points Memo!

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Join us as we ring in week three of Schlocktober The Third with The Haunting (1999), joined by previous guest and friend of the show Gage! Dive into a world of whimsy, dead babies, and beautiful late 90s CGI as we mostly do really region accurate accents, like, the best Boston accent you’ve ever heard, we promise.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Venom (2018)
• Zombieland Saga
• Jazzpunk

Thank you as always to Satah for our special intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

LONG, LONG AGO WE WERE TOLD TALES. TALES OF THIS FORBIDDEN MONTH OF HORROR FILMS, THIS “SCHLOCKTOBER” WHICH NO PERSON HAD MADE IT THROUGH ALIVE. WE’RE HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU: THOSE STORIES WERE TRUE.

And hey! Li’l Clem is back with us, returning to discuss the Michael Myers-less entry in this franchise, Halloween III: Season of the Witch! Follow us as we journey down this all-to-familiar road when all the kids put on a Halloween mask and turn into bugs and snakes. Don’t you just hate it when that happens?

The Masc Top Lifestyle, Where Is My Hoverboard?, Doctor Burt Reynolds, Dirt Transformation Sequence, Halloween H2O: Just Add Water, and A Dissection of Rick & Morty.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Born Ruffians’s Red, Yellow & Blue
• Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind
• The Venture Bros.

Thanks again to Clem for joining us – you can find them on Twitter @catboyrights, or on tumblr at powerfisto!

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SCHLOCKTOBER IS UPON US. SCHLOCKTOBER IS ALL. WE HAVE BEEN SUBSUMED BY THE MIGHT AND POWER OF THE ALL KNOWING SCHLOCKTOBER. DEATH TO FEARBAITING; LONG LIVE THE NEW POD.

*coughs* And, uh, friend of the show Alex Charles is here to pop off the new season with our buddy Dean Winchester in My Bloody Valentine 3D! Join us as we discuss pussy-out looks, Pick-Axe-Man Disease, aaaall of the dimensions, Noobz (2012), eggs, and so much more nonsense!

Big big HUGE shout out and thanks to our very dear friend Satah for mixing us a new intro/outro for the holiday! Check out more of their work at gaygothvibes.online! We love you the most, don’t tell our other children.

On this Schlocktober eve, the ghosts of Schlocktober past have occupied our hosts to make them way, way madder about this movie than it deserves. Join us as we recount Rob Zombie’s take on Halloween with potentially misplaced ire, as we ramp up into the monthlong celebration of garbage that is Schlocktober!

In addition to Michael Myers’s Second Coming, we also discussed Beerbaiting, Bad Edits, Motives?, Weird Music Selections, and A Schlocktober Preview!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• The original Ace Attorney trilogy
• The Paper Chase’s Now You Are One Of Us

Vote on Junius’s Schlocktober movie here! And make sure you tune in to our first Schlocktober stream on Friday, September 28th!

Thank you as always to Satah for our excellent intro and outro music, their music can be found at http://gaygothvibes.online!

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Blair and Sara get a little randy and risqué in this week’s episode as we get dick-deep in the wussy (wall-pussy) of Deep Dark! Join us on this psychosexual experience as we cover topics like Best Emo-Rock Operas, Bougie Sports, Wussy Approval, Weekly Scheduled Actor Googling, Art Discourse, and MORE!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Pokemon Moon
• Hospice by The Antlers

THANK YOU AS ALWAYS to Satah at gaygothvibes.online for our intro and outro music! We love you!

Well folks, Schlocktober is on the horizon! Your hosts are settling into a comfortable fall mood with a perfectly serviceable haunted house movie, with James Wan’s The Conjuring! Join us as we figure out exactly what was buried on these grounds, and also, bullshit about VHS tapes!

We also discuss: MLM/WLW Solidarity, Nut-Inducing Cinematography, Baby Decapitation, Jumpscare Your Parents, DVD Amnesia, Cool Stoner Thoughts, and Does Carolyn Parenn is Possessed?

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Marvel’s Spider-Man
• Bark Your Head Off, Dog by Hop Along

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This week, we bring back on girlfriend-of-half-of-the-show Sophie to get all up in kinda-sequel kinda-remake kinda-parody???? Evil Dead 2! Join us as we talk about deadite fuckability, weather cucking, Surprise Joe Pesci and so much more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Gaslight Anthem’s The ‘59 Sound
• Revolutionary Girl Utena
• Venture Bros.

Choo choo! We’re pulling in to our final Final Destination destination. And you know what that means – Sara doesn’t get to write “death is after our hosts again” in the episode descriptions anymore! Let’s enjoy some candy windows and water balloon bodies, one last time.

In addition to Final Destination 2, your deathbound hosts also discussed: Cartoons is the Same, The Nun, Schlocktober Inbound, iMac Pricing, and Death’s Idiot Bitch Ass.

RECOMMENDATIONS

• Chvrches
• Being Nice About Lacroix

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Fearbaiting is back for the new year! We had Eliott (@kaibaliker) journey with us to the Gnome Hut, AKA 2020's Come True! Join us as we do everything in our power to not talk about this godforsaken movie, and instead talk about goatse, our deadnames, how much you'd have to pay us for the knowledge of when we beeped it, and so much more.

RECOMMENDATIONS: Half-Life: Alyx But the Gnome is TOO AWARE Disco Elysium

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.

Episode edited by Sara, who is just so delighted to be back!

This week, Sara is taking a break, but Blair brings on Robin Zeno to be complicit in the violence in Funny Games (2007)! Your loss, Sara! Topics include: Brief other-film diversions, Galaxy-Braining, Twinkish Murderboyfriends, Special Tools That Will Help Us Later, and Generally Nerding Out About Horror!

Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

Hey, Sara’s back from her depression diversion! Her void vacation! Her sadness sabbatical! She’s back and ready to talk about death chasing down her and Blair, yet again – somehow, the reaper hasn’t managed to catch up with these two idiots. Anyways, hope you like Glenn Howerton!

In addition to this teen death romp, we also discussed: Burnout Breaks, UHM Rumors, Final Destinalien Covenant, CLEAR???, Glenn Howerton’s Writing Foibles, Kanye Schrek, and The Most Pre-911 Movie Ever.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Flywrench
• Good Omens

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This week, returning guest Kit joins us again to talk with Blair about found footage trashfire Grave Encounters! We cover topics such as: Data Rockstars, Counting As Punishment?, Off-brand Zak Bagans, Leatherface, Wall Construction, and MORE!!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Hole Down
• Until the Horror Goes by John Congleton and the Nighty Nites

Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.

This week, Blair brings on previous guest and friend of the show Rinks back on to hail gay Satan and talk about The Blackcoat’s Daughter! We talk about A24 As A Genre, Weekend Mistakes, Lesbian Horror Movies, Satan As A Genre, and more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• FX’s Fargo
• HBO’s Sharp Objects

Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their music at http://gaygothvibes.online!

Be careful what you wish for… because Blair and Sara might actually talk about Wish Upon for the next fifty minutes! So face the consequences of your actions and join us this week as we talk about fuckable slender men, monkey paws and genie curses, off-screen gore, morally questionable decisions, and all sorts of other wacky hijinks!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Hollow Knight
• Mindhunter

Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

Folks, strap in for this one: we say the word “stussy” a lot. It’s Videodrome! Long live the new flesh!

We also discussed DINO DNA, The Technodrome, B.o.B. vs. Neil deGrasse Tyson, Robert Pattinson’s 9/11 Romance, APART-ment, and The Saga of Tiger Girl Fat Pussy.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
• Secret Little Haven

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Who’s ready for some biting political discourse in the form of a horror movie! Well, uh, in that case, maybe look elsewhere, because this week, your hosts Blair and Sara are joined by friend of the show Kit to talk about The Purge: Election Year! Topics include: The stuff in pink lemonade that makes it pink, Murder????, Fuckable SJW Hillary Clinton, A whoooole lotta nothing, Maybe Religion is Bad????????, and much more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Stiff by Mary Roach
• Hanebado!
• Spelunky

Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro music!

HEADS UP: While our show is always NSFW, this episode is particularly so. It’s….well, ribald, moreso than we normally are. Just letting you know ahead of time!

Well folks, it’s been 11 days in June and we’re dealing with the heat death of the universe. Stay frosty out there! In Blair’s absence, because he’s off beating the heat on the water, we’ve got friend of the show Maxie on to talk about The Evil Dead! Join us as we finally complete the conversion to

In addition to Bruce Cambell’s Chin Adventure, we also discussed Impulse Shaming, Scotty 2 Hotty, Thorny on Main, Woodbending, CW: Maxie, Waluevil Dead, and The Benefits of Red Hand.

Check out Maxie on tumblr (maxiesatanofficial), twitter (@MaxieSatan), or at bandcamp (pastelhandgrenade)!

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This week, Blair and Sara bring on long time friend-of-Sara Gage to celebrate Father’s Day with the 1989 adaptation of the Stephen King novel Pet Sematary!

SPOILERS ABOUND! Blair and Sara watched Hereditary and are going to spoil the shit outta it while it’s still in theaters! We’re both pretty day drunk so buckle up for the most informed, nuanced, and articulate analysis of this A24-ass film!

Thanks as always to Satah Cameron for our intro and outro music! Find more of their work at http://gaygothvibes.online!

Ho Ho Ho! Merry.... December 27th! It's time for our annual tradition... that is both starting and stopping this year... of reviewing the seventh installment into the Saw franchise... Saw 3D! Now, you might be saying to yourself... Fearbaiting, didn't you already do an episode on Saw 3D? And to that we say... holy hell what a memory you have! But have no fear, this time is different.... because we've brought resident Saw-head, Morgan (@cursegoat) on with us to break this shit down once and for all. Topics include: Potential Matrix: Resurrection spoilers, Roberta Bobbification, Linkin Park, special boys, cuckoldry, and MORE!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Eggnog
• Romaplasm
• Disembodied (1998)

Theme music done by Max Knightley. You can find more of her work at pastelhandgrenade.bandcamp.com. Editing for this episode done by Blair Kitsch, who can be found on Twitter @blairkitsch.

Please, for the love of god, let this be the one to make it. I’ve written this episode description hundreds of times and I am so, so tired. Please, god. We have talked about beer so many fucking times and I am sick of it. Anyways, we watched Happy Death Day, and had a blast! Let’s hope we don’t reset this day because, god, I keep waking up after 2 hours of sleep.

In addition to the cyclical nature of time, we also discuss Alcohol Flexing, Vague Hereditary Discussions, Michael Caine’s Salad Fingers, Predictive Text Fearbaiting, and Groundhog Day Triggers.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Hereditary
• Hotel Artemis

Make sure to tune in for our spoiler cast on Hereditary later this week!

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Come one, come all, to see Blair and Sara hash it out, bracket-style, over which movie was the best one we watched last year for our 100th episode spectacular! Will blood be shed? The past reflected on? Darlings, killed? Friendships, lost???? Probably not that last one, but only by tuning in can you find out!

Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music. You can find more of their work here and support their Patreon here.

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Well shit y’all, it’s a scorcher out there! Let’s stay inside and watch a love letter to the yeerks, from Animorphs! Nathan Fillion is here for Slither!

In addition to the yeerks fan-film, we also discussed the Heat Wave, Lars Von Pee-er, Chabillionaire, A Jeff Daniels You Can Fuck, and The Return of Paul!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• A Place Further Than the Universe
• Solo: A Star Wars Story

Thanks as always to Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check out their stuff at http://gaygothvibes.online!!

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