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Minute 80 - We Put A Butt Plug In A Butt On A Bagel!25 Mar 202600:48:55
Brian Le leaps spread-eagle onto James Wyatt's Auditor of the Month Award with an epic cinematic boom, his dignity preserved only by pixelation. This allows him to perform Shaolin chi-gathering moves—pointer finger pushing through invisible resistance—before they fight. Evelyn grounds herself with a foot-hop and palm-strikes Brian into an accordion fall. The minute ends with her flying through plastic tarps after a kick sends her briefly into the Wong Kar Wai theater universe where she spills the manager's popcorn.We extensively debate the pixelation—does censoring Brian's anatomy make it funnier than coy camera tricks? The pixelation paradoxically feels more real by acknowledging what's there instead of pretending it doesn't exist. We cite Roger Ebert's L-shaped bedsheet critique and debate whether Brian wore prosthetics, spiraling into Amanda Seyfried's Testament of Anne Lee prosthetic butthole story that may or may not have been necessary.Beyond pixelation philosophy, we deep-dive Shaolin chi-gathering techniques supported by Western kinesiology research, explore how Brian suddenly becomes terrifying despite earlier comedy relief status, discuss construction-site backdrops as "steam and spark factory" action staging, and catch Joy's face between shock and laughter when Waymond admires mom's fighting.
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Minute 79 - We Put ANOTHER Butt Plug On A Bagel!18 Mar 202600:38:27
Evelyn and Andy Le lose their powers and immediately start slapping each other like kids yelling "stop it, you stop it!" Joy figures out what happened while Waymond lags behind asking "what happened?" Andy requests a new jumping pad from Alpha Gong Gong, then unzips his pants cowboy-duel-style, revealing tighty-whities as he eyes the Auditor of the Month Award. The funniest beat? Evelyn stops mid-fight to shout an incredulous "WHAT?!" when Joy suggests blowing on Andy's nose to make him scream involuntarily.We debate whether Chad and Andy Lee were originally the same character, then spend quality time discussing test audiences. We realize the ADR clarity lines we initially mocked probably help everyone understand the movie, including us. The Daniels balance humor with exposition—Joy and Waymond narrate in simpler terms, making us feel smart while actually keeping everyone on the same page.Beyond test audience philosophy, we explore Chekhov's butt plug theory (if you introduce a trophy in act one, someone must sit on it by act three), debate Mrs. Doubtfire's problematic ending, and notice practical details like broken keyboards still littering the floor. Michelle Yeoh's "WHAT?!" delivery captures both Mom Evelyn's disbelief and an action star genuinely confused by bizarre fight choreography.
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Minute 70 - We Put Gong Gong's Snot On A Bagel!14 Jan 202600:48:30
On this episode: - Might as well JUMP! - the DARK mentor - Dark Side of the Macho Man - All the Village People All At Once - When *IS* a good time to dance? - Close this podcast down! We figured it out! - Tariffs For Dummies - Does the Pan's Labyrinth guy have hands for eyes...or eyes for hands? - Deep Two Flowers - Tuck 'n Roll Christopher - ...and more!
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Minute 69 - We Put An Epiphany On A Bagel!07 Jan 202601:01:16
On this episode - Jim Henson's ALIEN - Alpha Gong Gong is being a "killjoy." - Is comedy the bridge between horror and pathos? - It's HAMMER space time! - Hey, fellow kids....remember GOLDENEYE? - What color do YOU think the geode is? - Convince me once, shame on you... - Time for a family discussion - Could it simply be that OUR Gong Gong had a gun the whole time? - ...and more!
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Minute 68 - We Put Box Cutters On A Bagel!31 Dec 202500:57:59
On this episode: Do dads just carry box cutters everywhere? - Who was a better Chucky: Thallowy Massoway, Wild Gene or Deep Johnny? In the Hook Universe, is Waymond Tinkerbell....or Smee? - We opened up a can of rocks - I look just like Berry Holly! - hashtag HanksTom! - Ya gotta break a few omelets to make a mess - the Patron Saint of Chaos - Where there's smoke...there's Alpha Gong Gong - Everything Everywhere  is political...All At Once - Garvey: the box cutter who hates Mondays - Walkin' Chris  - ...and more!
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Minute 67 - We Put Child Sacrifice On A Bagel!24 Dec 202501:04:44
On this episode - You know! That Bible Story! - No, this isn't an episode of The Devil's Details! - Let that raccoon cook! - Just get out of your own way - As the late great Shia LaBeaouf once said... - Is Evelyn misremembering Ratatouille.....OR is she REMEMBERING the other universe?! - Thou shalt have no other Gong Gongs before me - Nutty By Nature - Where is Killer Raccoons ONE?!? - Grab Everything! - Too many cooks makes the food bad, *pui!" - Turns out Frankenstein is the name of Raccacoonie - OUR clay pots are beginning to break - Everybody stop making up sounds! - "All right that's enough of that...." - ....and more!
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Minute 66 - We Put That Movie On A Bagel!17 Dec 202500:47:25
On this episode - Mrs. Firefox - If Dick Long's office is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'! - Waymond's Way, on Nick Jr.! - Gentle language! - to which Raymond wesponds.... - Why does Heath Pegseth go through so many desks? - Alpha YOU! - How many calenders do YOU have? - Lester the Lab Unlikely Rat - Five Star Great Mouse - ....and more!
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Minute 65 - We Put A Villain's Cackle On A Bagel!10 Dec 202500:48:30
On this episode - What's YOUR favorite villain's cackle? - A stopped Evelyn is right two times in the movie - Don't invite Emperor Palpatine to Thanksgiving! - It's almost like James Hong has had practice being a villain! - Bringing Up Dr. Strangelove - Knock, knock, who's there? - Shave and a haircut.....pieces of eight!" - We try to convert "two bits" to modern US currency - Grandpa Joe is the REAL villain, much like Gong Gong! - James Hong as Dick Long? - ....and more!
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Minute 64 - We Put Backhanded Compliments On A Bagel!03 Dec 202500:39:43
On this episode: This was good enough for a 64th episode - This is the minute where I feel personally attacked - Heron the Dog That Bit Ya - Heath Pegseth - Boss Bass - this is getting out of hand; now there are two of them! - looks like the Elfrond is on the other foot - James Hong sneaking into the shot and making it perfect! - We try to explain Quantum Entanglement - Yes, a coin does that! - That's pretty good for a first draft! - Where's Ptaxy? - Department of Financial Punishment - ... We're no good at anything, and that's why we're podcasters. - ....and more!
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Minute 63 - We Put Alpha Gong Gong On A Bagel!26 Nov 202500:50:05
On this episode:
Elementary, my dear listeners! - What do YOU call your Papa and Gram-Gram? - On the Twelfth Day Of Christmas, My Tutu Gave To Me - Baba gets around! - Abba Father - Our Dad Who Art In Heaven - Sir?! WhAt ArE YOU dOiNg HeRe?! - If EVERYONE'S alpha.... - PIXAR's The Monkey And The Cat - Beauty is in the eye of everyone else who understood this sculpture - Alphaverse politics - powered by coffee - ...and more!
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Minute 62 - We Put Nothing On A Bagel!19 Nov 202501:04:12
On this episode: Nothing? NOTHING? Tra-la-la?! - I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. Daniel - the Kuleshov Effect? What are YOU doing here? - Other movies that we talk about instead of EEAAO - Star Wars, Labyrinth, Forrest Gump, LOTR (Extended Cut), It, Silence of the Lambs, Batman: The Dark Knight, The Exorcist, Mrs. Doubtfire (Obviously), Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Beetlejuice, Good Will Hunting (It's not your fault) ....and more! 
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Minute 61 - We Put The BAGEL On A Bagel!12 Nov 202501:10:52
On this episode:
Hail Bagel! - This episode is also on that bagel? - Magnum Opus sounds dirty - the Golf Glove Flub - Why DON'T we follow Tenacious D??? - I don't play video games (actually, I do) - Mmmmbagel - kill the MAIN zombie! - The Harry S. Truman version of a dog - Mickey's mother is dead in that photo! - Which dog looks like a "Puddle?" - Ladies, HELLO? - Looking to add someone else to my insurance policy ;-) - the silent, third Daniel - a spoonful of sesame helps the medicine go down - "It is I....Alpha Husband!" - ...and more!
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Minute 78 - We Put Harry Shum Jr. On A Bagel!11 Mar 202600:51:59
Chad the teppanyaki chef winks at Evelyn, his raccoon-tail ponytail swishing with impossible liveliness. Then drumming interrupts—Andy Lee banging pipes on cubicles Warriors-style, calling her out for a gang fight. Evelyn faces him with a cake knife and wooden spoon, barely keeping up as the teppanyaki skills flicker in and out. Andy shatters her spoon, she throws a laptop, he swats it mid-leap and lands in a Spider-Man pose. The funniest beat? Evelyn's face after he destroys her laptop—equal parts amazed and offended, like "rude, I worked hard on that throw."We spend serious time in the Chad Trap, explaining why Harry Shum Jr.'s casting subverts the blonde Giga Chad meme. We discover hidden "Story of a Chef" lyrics in the soundtrack, debate Dr. Livesey's legendary phonk walk, and explore why old tech makes fight scenes feel expensive even when the laptops are discontinued junk.The minute shows Evelyn's clay pot cracking harder—she peers between universes like looking under a curtain, her teppanyaki hands working while her face registers total confusion. Both fighters smash each other's earpieces, setting up whatever comes next.
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Minute 60 - We Put Suggestive Imagery On A Bagel!05 Nov 202500:54:11
On this episode: Has it really been only an hour? It feels like MOTHS! - Enjoy your complimentary pizza! (only available in some universes) - Where do Everything Bagels come from? - So does it come outta their *mouths* or their *fingers*? - Only Pokesie - Socratato - Have you considered giving everything to the Everything Bagel - The Hand Vagina Monologues - Can YOU do the Spock gesture? - Why DO they call it scissoring? - SEKUSU - Kynan found another mistake (tell him to stop!) - The Hole Effect - ...and more!
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Minute 59 - We Put Hot Dog Hands On A Bagel!29 Oct 202501:11:25
On this episode: New do and new boo! - I mean it just doesn't matter how many times I've seen it I'm just so moved! - Fuck Columbus! - Ketchup, Mustard, Soldier, Spy - On the OTHER hand.... - "foot fingers" - People in ape costumes is ALWAYS funny! - The hot dog is mightier than the sword - Thus Spoke Hot Crossed Buns - "A jump like that would fry most people!" - HDQ's got her HDF's in HDS' mouth! - Is this a PG musical??? - ...and more!
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Minute 58 - We Put "Peeing Yourself" On A Bagel!22 Oct 202501:05:30
On this episode: Evelyn's got a new do! - Creativity time over! - Tuning into the universes - DON'T think about all the cockroaches around you right now! - Humans have STRIPES?! - Mario sfx - YEET that visor! - Stalking with stock sounds - Can William Tell which Overture this is? - EVERYBODY knows Rossini! - a "train" of thought? - The Hot Dog Mugger! - The BEGINNING of the movie? What are WE doing here?! - Whip Pan! - Mister Wobblefingers? Why not MRS/ Wobblefingers? - Trust the banana - ....and more!
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Minute 57 - We Put Juju Tubootie On A Bagel!15 Oct 202500:45:58
A Fistful of Dildos - DEIRDRE?! What are YOU doing here? - Goovil - What's in a name? - Wish Fulfillment - "If you can imagine it, you have fucked it!" Don't look up Rule 34! - The Bane of our existence - The EAGLE says...... Cartoon heaven or cartoon hell? - ...and more!
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Minute 56 - We Put DILDOS On A Bagel!08 Oct 202500:48:09
On this episode: Hello, first-time listener! - It not SIZE of club that matters! - Gruesomely comedic....or comedically gruesome? - Bringin' a pig to a gun fight - We made a mistake about a mistake - "Dammit, Jim - *I'M* Jim!" - The reactions in this scene are very....organic? Ketchup.....catsup....Ketchup.....catsup.... - What a shocker! - Two Dildos, One Officer - the dildo is mightier than the gun - ....and more!
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Minute 55 - We Put Salsa On A Bagel!01 Oct 202500:38:36
On this episode - Who actually wears blue suede shoes? - the villain as philosopher - Are we all just NPC's in a simulation? - There are TWO officer Brians??? - 2 Waymonds, One Body - She made him do a T - Pose - One confetto, many confetti? Does every confetto have a consciousness, or do they all share a single consciousness? - Daniel...are you wearing women's lipstick? - He's probably pining for the Fjords - ...and more!
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Minute 54 - We Put A Pig On A Bagel!24 Sep 202500:45:52
On this episode: Hey! We got Jobu here!  - the "Steam n' Sparks" factory! - Open the elevator doors, Hal - A striking silhouette - Claude got something RIGHT? - Ligma Sounds - What IS updog? - Elvis has entered the building - This is Some Pig! - Labubu before Labubu - we were robbed of Linus the HoverCat - Officer Anthony, you FOOL! - UNLV, go Fireflies! - Loading your lips - Remember Budnik? - ...and more!
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Minute 53 - We Put Handcuffs On A Bagel!17 Sep 202500:54:08
On this episode: 
A sounder of cops - "Parentheticals" - Oh. You're here early. - Now Hiring: Professional Phantom: Must have own cape. - Were those cuffs in the Wong Kar-Wai universe?  - "headlights" - for hack of a letter word - I dreamed I was in a Wong Kar-Wai movie, and when I woke up, my pillow was gone! - Bagel Deirdre has left the building - You can see Deirdre's Beaubeirdres! - requisite Mrs. Doubtfiere reference - Your fellow human friend - ....and more!
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Minute 52 - We Put Wong Kar-Wai On A Bagel!10 Sep 202500:59:34
On this episode:
Wong Kar Wai? Because we love you. - You can't have too many Waymonds! - From laser nipples to lawnmower legs - Is Spielberg the Zhang Yimou of the US? - It was an open-book test, and we failed. - I don't trust that orangutan. - He's orange and he runs the government (not the orangutan) - We are the walrus. - Squirrelly Waymond, Foxy Waymond, and ....Eagle-y Waymond? - EEAAO is a "gateway movie." - ...and more!
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Minute 51 - We Put Pennywise On A Bagel!03 Sep 202501:08:28
On this episode: We ALL verse jump down here! - Clay pots, cream cheese, no cows! - the birds and the bees (and the rocks) - Talk to the hand! - Kynan drags me into a joke about his dad - Our little explorer - very nice, very sci-fi - a very SCARY easter egg! - SPOILER for Stephen King's Dark Tower! - No, Jobu is NOT Pennywise! (Except in the universes where she is) - I have three mouths and I must scream - the jump that broke the camel's back - Manila Mel's twin brother, Burgundy BarryLINKS (Thanks, Lavender!)
  • Michelle Yeoh & The Daniels Break Down 'Everything Everywhere All at Once' Fight Scene | Vanity Fair
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once - Deleted Scenes

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Minute 77 - We Put Orange Soda On A Bagel!04 Mar 202600:44:09
Evelyn chugs orange soda to jump into a teppanyaki chef universe, her hands slicing and spinning eggs with professional precision while her face registers total confusion. She cuts Debbie's dog leash with a wooden spoon and cake knife, sending the pup ricocheting off a cubicle. Then she spins an egg timer like a spatula trick before launching it straight at Debbie's forehead—ding. The funniest beat? Waymond's ADR line explaining the whole movie: "I think when she does something weird it helps her fight. It gives her power."We debate artificial fruit flavors for a solid stretch—Lester ranks orange soda as second-worst (grape wins), while we learn the Gros Michel banana blight changed fake banana flavor forever. We theorize about Michelle Yeoh's soda-chugging practical effects, rant about teppanyaki etiquette (don't be on your phone during the volcano trick), and wonder if the egg-splattered customer is secretly Deirdre in disguise.The minute shows Evelyn's clay pot cracking across universes. Her teppanyaki hands perform tricks she doesn't remember, then her boss delivers the ultimate threat: "I'm giving some of your shifts to Chad." Chad appears with his mysterious raccoon-striped ponytail, ready to steal the spotlight.
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Minute 50 - We Put Clay Pots, Cream Cheese, No Cows On A Bagel!27 Aug 202500:41:58
Scattered, smothered and covered, and make it Christmas! - What's YOUR villain origin story? - Pigeons are born, not made - The VILLAIN'S Journey? - Vader Jr. - "Bippity Boppity Boo, you're evil!" - A Freundian slip - Battle damage! - By the way, did you see the movie Contact? - Augustinias Fisterwald, if you're out there.....give us five stars - It's redundant, so it's perfect - ...and more! 
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Minute 49 - We Put Cream Cheese On A Bagel!20 Aug 202501:00:29
Our minute begins with a meeting, and it ends with some eating! * In the future, meetings will be shorter * You need that balance, that little bit of half n' half * These show notes are borked! * (But they are also a good opportunity for Nathan from middle management to remind you that we need more buy-in)* I woke up from a dream where I was eating a giant marshmallow, and my giant marshmallow was gone! * Too many Daniels! * Another Michiko sighting! * Alpha Waymond needs to find other ways to get people's attention! * LOTR confusion - the Extended Cut * What do they use as a metaphor in the world where they ARE clay pots? * Bigger than Cow Jesus * ...and more! *
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Minute 48 - We Put A Life Without You On A Bagel!13 Aug 202500:49:42
On this episode:
Deirdre came in like a WRECKING BALL! * If you die in the Alphaverse, do you die for real? * How did we get to NIPPLE LASERS? * Laser, Laser, Lemonade, 'Round the corner, Hay is made * With the Many Worlds Theory, magic exists except in universes where it doesn't. * Don't throw bulls on a Glass Door * Verse jumping is a helluva drug * My Life Would Rock Without You * The Problem of Jobu * Never mind hot dogs....is a BAGEL a sandwich? * ....and more!
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Minute 47 - We Put The Red Carpet On A Bagel!06 Aug 202500:48:12
On this episode:
Shake your haymaker! * Memory montage! * Red Leather, Yellow Plaid * Michiko is everywhere all at once! * Is that JOY in the mirror?! * Great Camera Storytelling! * Michelle Yeoh? What are YOU doing here?! * All Of It, Always, All Over The Place * The Kansas City MONARCHS or the Kansas City ROYALS? * Wait....is Michelle Yeoh another EVELYN?! * Does Kynan look like Jackie Chan? Write in! * Lester eats Crow de Lune * Deirdre fell THROUGH the floor?! * The floor is quicksand! * Did you know Kynan is a YELLOW BELT? * Haymakers are for horses * Does Lester look like Ellen SeGeneres? Don't write in! * What's "HILESTE?" ....and more!
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Minute 46 - We Put Kung Fu On A Bagel!30 Jul 202501:03:05
On this episode:You only dropkick the ones you love * Love and hate are two sides of the same cookie * Cocky, brazen fools! * Return of the unseen choir! * This is me reaching, watch me reach! * Kynan makes roller coasters even scarier * More room in Heaven for me! * A simile is LIKE a metaphor. * Gong Gong ALMOST comforts his daughter! * Whip-Pan! * Bop it! Twist it! DESTROY IT! * Wushu Master Li Jing?! What are YOU doing here?! * A wuxia pose from a wushu master! * Lester and Kynan's Bamboo Forest of Facts! (again) * ...and more!
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Minute 45 - We Put A Flying Knee On A Bagel!23 Jul 202500:56:23
On this episode:
  • What's that movie....it's a story about toys....
  • New Waymond! on Nick at Nite!
  • Can't even read the winnebago! 
  • Drama is like real life with the boring parts cut out
  • We do math poorly
  • It's almost like Evelyn and Deirdre were made for each other....
  • Kynan is built Ford tough, I'm more like a Tesla (flames....on the side of my face....)
  • What's the deal....with vampires?!
  • Yes, doctors KNOW they don't know everything! That's why they keep doctoring! Trust doctors!
  • Gorilla Deirdre?
  • ...and more!

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Minute 44 - We Put A New Foot On A Bagel!16 Jul 202500:46:59
On this episode:
  • it's the Tarantino Minute!
  • Don't send foot pics!
  • Which is more expensive - the chicken or the egg?
  • It's the children who are wrong.
  • "For the love of God, Mon-desser!"
  • Inserting Michael Myers into Edgar Allen Poe stories....
  • Kynan, if you're reading these show notes....it's not your fault.
  • Remember Elon's black eye? ( I didn't.)
  • "Story of a Gal."
  • We mercy kill another piece of furniture
  • ...and more!

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Minute 43 - We Put Byron From Church On A Bagel!09 Jul 202501:00:26
On this episode:
Three! Three floors! Ah, ah, ah!
Story of a girl...aaahhhhh....
Pac Man Evelyn
Tried so hard, and in the end it doesn't even matter....
2Thing 2Where All At Once
You remind me of the babe...
Iceland!
Poor AI...
Byron from church? What are YOU not doing here?
Wait....where's Gong Gong?!
That LOOKS like a Scheinert hand!
THIS is lava jumping!
...and more!
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Minute 42 - We Put The Stochastic Path Algorithm On A Bagel!02 Jul 202500:53:28
On this episode:
  • Don't eat the Kool Aid
  • "If you can conceive of a perfect joke, then it must exist on another podcast." 
  • Clickety-beep-boop computer stuff
  • More Classic Evelyn!
  • Daniel Hillard died so Mrs. Doubtfire could live.
  • Deirdre "coming down the aisle?!"
  •  "Evelyyyyyn......come out to plaaaaaaayyyaaaaaayyyyy!"
  • IS Die Hard a Christmas movie?
  • "You damn dirty Daniel!"
  • Stochastic Path Algorithm? What are YOU doing here?!
  • Our most hated celebrity guest
  • ...and more!

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Minute 41 - We Put A Weak Body On A Bagel!25 Jun 202500:37:40
On this episode:
  • Waymond has an "exit" strategy
  • Clair de Lunatic
  • Who is the armoire joke even for?!
  • Deirdre Myers
  • We have Cthulu heads, but the pen is still red. 
  • What's with scientists and their hate for cats?
  • Before you can skywalk as Luke, you gotta skycrawl as Anakin. 
  • There are no accidents in improv
  • Squished Cat vs Bat-In-The-Box
  • Evelyn answers the call
  • ...and more!

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Minute 76 - We Put A Dog Fight On A Bagel!25 Feb 202600:43:59
Evelyn finishes her shield-spinning fight with a mom-tired hands-on-hips pose, then shepherds Waymond and Joy toward safety like they're late for a flight. But before she can catch her breath, Debbie the dog mom attacks—swinging her dog like a medieval meteor hammer. Evelyn dodges, traps the flying pup in the fridge, and unscrews a two-liter of orange soda while staring Debbie down with crazy eyes and her tongue out. The funniest beat? We hear the comical thud and angry bark as the toy dog bounces into the fridge, then Evelyn closes the door and just grins.We spend quality time defending why the dog-as-weapon sequence is hilarious despite being animal lovers. The obvious fakery and cartoon physics give us permission for the forbidden giggle—we know no real dogs were harmed, so the absurdity lands perfectly. Michelle Yeoh's comedic timing shines as she makes Mom Evelyn's version of action heroics distinctly her own: puffing cheeks, sticking out her tongue, and somehow making unscrewing a soda bottle look threatening.We also dig into family crisis dynamics, comparing how the Wongs handle chaos to the McCallisters running late. Plus: whose birthday cake is sitting untouched in that break room? What's in Sierra's "do not touch" container? And why did Nathan bring Orange Fuzz soda to the party?
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Minute 40 - We Put PAIN On A Bagel!18 Jun 202500:45:00
On this episode:
  • The Return of Colonel Pile-Driver and Jim "The Jackhammer" James!
  • Getting kinky cuts from Occam's Razor
  • Is Bagel Deirdre Alpha Deirdre?
  • We narrowed 2 options down...to 3
  • Michael Myers and the Spy Who Shagged Me
  • Activia, we're still looking for sponsors.
  • Waymond gets spun like a pizza sign!
  • John Locke, Thomas Hobbs and The Ultimate Warrior
  • ...and more!

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Minute 39 - We Put Paper Cuts On A Bagel!11 Jun 202500:57:11
On this episode:
  • Things that make ya go "Oof!"
  • Mr. Saw is my FATHER
  • Dead IRS worker? What are YOU doing here?
  • What's in a name?
  • Are YOUR packages being checked by the FBI?
  • "Mrs. Wang, I'm not wearing hockey pads!"
  • This office is so DUSTY!
  • JLC as Michael Myers???
  • Well played, VFX team, well played.
  • The guy in the chair!
  • ... and more!

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Minute 38 - We Put Nine Days On A Bagel!04 Jun 202500:45:21
On this episode:
  • Ms. "Deirdrey?"
  • Classic Evelyn
  • Are we in the wrong timeline?
  • How long WILL he be president?
  • Some would say Kynan's laugh is "infectious."
  • A fisher of compliments
  • The cat is content for some reason....
  • ...and more!

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Minute 37 - We Put Liminal Spaces On A Bagel!28 May 202500:56:48
On this episode:
  • Places that aren't quite places....
  • The interconnected huts of time
  • I can think of a couple people who would want to murder me....
  • EVIL Tom Bombadil!
  • Pocket Pistol
  • It's Hammer Space Time!
  • Daffy Duck is just a duck!
  • Chekhov's Curtain
  • i'M bEiNg SaRcAsTiC!
  • ...and more!

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Minute 36 - We Put Verse Jumping On A Bagel!21 May 202500:45:52
On this episode:
  • J. D. Little Finger
  • I had Great Expectations to finish this book....
  • "Like you with the...fannypack?"
  • Legalize gum (under Leon Mosk's desk)
  • Danking your skeez
  • Alf Waymond
  • You there! Boy! What trap is this?
  • Disappointing Dickens at the Pearly Gates
  • (NOT Christmas Carol!)
  • George R. R. Lucas
  • Bed, Bathan Beyond
  • ...and more!

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Minute 35 - We Put The Alphaverse On A Bagel!14 May 202500:53:18
On this episode:
  • Just an alpha guy explaining something to a woman....
  • Who's desk is this?!
  • Render unto Little Caesar
  • IS this the most intimate they've been so far in the movie?
  • "Anyway....."
  • We can't be the only people who think we're funny...
  • It's Puddin' Time
  • "A universe where I finished my taxes?"
  • Where do YOU store your old fonts?
  • Where the old fonts ARE the good fonts...
  • A universe where there's a font made entirely of dicks
  • ...and more!

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Minute 34 - We Put Breaking News On A Bagel!07 May 202500:47:11
On this episode:
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Minute 33 - We Put Jobu Tupaki On A Bagel!30 Apr 202501:11:49
On this episode:
  • Nothing more than a statistic inevitability
  • One foot in front of the other
  • Sherlock Jones
  • Elementary, my dear Johnson
  • Duck....duck.....
  • Every Sherlock Holmes universe has heroin
  • Zen in the Art of Podcasting
  • Evelyn for President!
  • A deleted scene? What are YOU doing here?
  • ...and more!

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Minute 32 - We Put The 4,655th Thetaverse On A Bagel!23 Apr 202500:50:49
On this episode:
  • Jobu Tupaki! What a wonderful phrase!
  • He really hammed their sandwiches!
  • Stars and Stripes Forever!
  • Aloha Waymond!
  • LIKE a frog, or AS a frog?
  • Stage Right, House Left
  • Like a firearm, or a fireman?
  • A Hard Day's Match Cut
  • It's always the one you most suspect.
  • Do you have a moment to talk about Evil Jesus?
  • You can't make an omelet.
  • ....and more!

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Minute 31 - We Put Aquarium Rocks On A Bagel!16 Apr 202500:48:08
On this episode:
Have a nice trip!
Billy Ka-chow
Speaking of Churchill....
ANOTHER secret Andy Le appearance?! 
Better watch it - Kynan's a Yellow Belt!
The Gentle Way
Waymond really does know all the moves!
Hey, look! And aquarium!
Omg there's no seat there!
No fish were harmed in the making of this film
Office potluck will be Friday in the break...
Oh, yeah, Truey's here!
Oh, Craig! Oh, fuck!
...and more!
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Minute 75 - We Put A Frog In The Throat On A Bagel!18 Feb 202600:45:27
Evelyn swallows a wooden frog figurine to jump verses, and Lester is very concerned about the choking hazard. She grabs a SWAT shield mid-fight and suddenly she's spinning it like a pizza sign, blocking seven attackers at once, and finishing in a Matrix-y kung fu pose!We dig into Michelle Yeoh's weapon training—how she carried the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon spear everywhere to make it an extension of her body, then did the same with the pizza sign and SWAT shield for this film. We track how Evelyn's power is growing but also cracking the multiverse: pizza-universe Evelyn pauses mid-spin, confused, sensing the rifts. It's thrilling and concerning at once, like Anakin getting really good at the Force while Obi-Wan nervously watches.We also explore the $11.99 beefy 2X pizza universe (not Little Caesars, despite the Jackie Chan draft), Kynan's traumatic teen years as a dancing pig mascot who got drinks thrown at him, and why those finishing kung fu poses aren't just for show—they're about controlling momentum and chi.LINKS:
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Minute 30 - We Put Our First Fight On A Bagel!09 Apr 202500:44:24
On this episode:
  • Aww, our first fight!
  • Do you think REGULAR Waymond winks?
  • Live, Laugh, Love and Wink
  • Why DO they call it a Spaghetti Western?
  • This is the first movie to make a fanny pack look extremely painful
  • Our eyes cannot zoom...yet!
  • Secret Andy Le sighting?!
  • EVERYONE sounds like Obi Wan!
  • Everyone saves the cat!
  • ...and more!

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Minute 29 - We Put Chapstick On A Bagel!02 Apr 202500:41:41
On this episode:
How long does chapstick stay in your stomach?
Mrs. Doubtfire reference even EARLIER than the last one!
Uncle Owen hasn't died yet. 
I wish I had an eyebrow scar...
I wish I had eyebrows
Apparently everyone else knows what moisture farming is
How much chapstick have YOU eaten in your lifetime? 
...and more!
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Minute 28 - We Put A Sacred Promise On A Bagel!26 Mar 202500:52:00
On this episode:
  • Special guest Mandy Kaplan, host of the Make Me A Nerd podcast!
  • Mrs. Doubtfire reference right outta the gate!
  • Wait......which Waymond IS this?
  • Checkov's Divorce Papers
  • Why does "sacred promise" make me cry so much?
  • They shared a sacred vape!
  • Introducing Brian Le of the Martial Club!
  • "She's a good girl," said Gong Gong NEVER!
  • More Manilla Mel!
  • Check out Martial Club on Youtube!
  • Article about the Le Brothers
  • ...and more

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Minute 27 - We Put A Punch In The Face On A Bagel!19 Mar 202501:07:43
On this episode:
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