Democrat PAC ad claims Republicans are coming for your Latina girlfriend, ICE protests come to Roblox, JD Vance trolls Bluesky and Jared Leto continues to be Jared Leto.

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8:29 - Sheath
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9:58 - Siri, Please Take My Life
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18:20 - Phetasy News
19:33 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Parades of Morons - so many parades to cover: The No Kings protests, Trump’s military parade (we are not calling the service members morons) just the people complaining about it not being fascist enough, and the parade of Gaza protesters halted in Egypt.

0:00 - Intro
2:18 - Important Stories We're Ignoring
3:09 - Parades of Morons
13:27 - The Perfect Jean
14:46 - Weather
15:14 - More Parades of Morons
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The DNC wants to oust David Hogg because he said Democrats have alienated men and they need to get them back and Kanye jumps the shark. 

0:00 - This F*ckin Guy 
9:32 - Sheath 
10:41 - Weather 
11:27 - What Is Happening 
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17:06 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music 

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Is Biden biting people at the White House? Will Gavin Newsom fail his way into the Presidency? Is China preparing to invade the US? Is Bridget turning into a zombie?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:45 - Cancelled

1:57 - Olds-In-Charge/RIP

4:05 - Capitalism Always Wins

5:15 - Get Rekt, China

6:14 - Commiefornia

9:35 - Weather

10:04 - WOMEN!

17:28 - There's No End In Pandemic

18:49 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind

20:09 - Dumpster Diving

24:20 - Breaking Bridget

33:53 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Which is worse, jerking off a Democrat or vaping? How does one lose a stealth jet? Is there anything more cringe than corporations trying to apologize to Mother Nature? Is Bridget ready to take on the manosphere?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:24 - Troll-In-Exile

5:08 - What Is Happening

8:45 - Commiefornia

11:42 - Parade of Morons

18:02 - Weather

18:33 - Sprained My Eyes

20:44 - Beyond Parody

25:18 - Dumpster Diving

29:00 - Breaking Bridget

37:37 - Phetasy News

39:44 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Did Mexico really just reveal some alien bodies? Will Commiefornia take your kids away and sterilize them? Has the avocado toast guy ever met a pleb? Does everyone think Bridget is rich?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:29 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

7:14 - Aliens Among Us

10:39 - Olds-In-Charge

12:40 - Beyond Parody

15:30 - Commiefornia

20:28 - Weather

20:54 - Sheath Underwear

22:01 - This F*cking Guy

25:55 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

27:14 - Siri, Please Take My Life

29:48 - Dumpster Diving

31:42 - Breaking Bridget

39:46 - Phetasy News

42:58 - The Internet Is Glorious

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What did you pay for crack in 1999? How are we just learning about Howdy Doody the bull? Is anything better than Bridget's impression of a corporate office drone?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:14 - What Is Happening

8:05 - Beyond Parody

11:36 - Russia So Russian

13:38 - Encampment Of Morons

19:53 - Weather

21:02 - Seed

22:06 - Siri, Please Take My Life

24:03 - Dumpster Diving

27:33 - Breaking Bridget

32:50 - Phetasy News

35:55 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Can we get in on the mugshot economy? Is Obama the one who's really running the country? Did you know that peacock vasectomies were a thing? Has Bridget had enough of this blame everything on climate change nonsense?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:55 - Troll-Indicted

6:45 - Olds-In-Charge

10:23 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

13:10 - Commiefornia

15:48 - Russia So Russian

17:32 - Weather

17:58 - Siri, Please Don't Take My Life

19:02 - Parade of Morons

23:49 - Dumpster Diving

25:14 - Breaking Bridget

32:22 - Phetasy News

34:52 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Does Dylan Mulvaney prove the gender pay gap is real? Does Elon think he's the only person in the world? Would China lie about having a man in a bear suit in their zoo? What should we call our 2024 election coverage?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:43 - Patriarchy So Crafty

4:14 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

6:14 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

7:55 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

10:18 - Weather

11:40 - Seed/HaHa Hot Sauce

13:47 - Cool Science Shit

15:23 - Thanks, Lizzo

16:42 - Dumpster Diving

20:44 - Breaking Bridget

27:42 - Phetasy News

30:35 - The Internet Is Glorious

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What should the new name for “tweeting” be? Is there anything sadder than an adult who can’t handle being mocked by kids? Will the Olds ever surrender power? Does Bridget have Elon derangement syndrome?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:40 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

9:55 - Sh*t’s Gettin’ Real

12:06 - RIP

13:57 - Dumpster Fire Couple

21:01 - Weather

21:30 - Sheath Underwear/Seed

23:55 - Sprained My Eyes

27:59 - Beyond Parody

30:30 - Dumpster Diving

33:17 - Breaking Bridget

41:53 - Phetasy News

44:14 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Will robots be holding our hands when we die? Who wants to try the new Ben & Jerry's flavors? Who wants McNuggets for their wedding meal? Will normies ever start using the word "phetasy" in conversation?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:33 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

7:53 - Siri, Please Take My Life

11:48 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

15:29 - Sprained My Eyes

16:48 - Weather

17:39 - Neon Hippie

18:55 - Patriarchy So Crafty

20:42 - Eunuch Maker

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28:08 - Breaking Bridget

32:45 - Phetasy News

35:14 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Will Hunter Biden become the new Dumpster Fire mascot? Did the DeSantis team come up with the gayest anti-gay ad ever? Is everything Kim Kardashian's fault? Will Bridget rally the orcas, start a revolution, and take over all the yachts?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:49 - This F*ckin Guy

6:51 - Just The Tip 2024

11:09 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

12:17 - Commiefornia

12:39 - Weather

13:07 - Sheath Underwear

14:17 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

17:10 - Tax The Rich

18:58 - Dumpster Diving

24:28 - Breaking Bridget

29:50 - Phetasy News

32:40 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Will Elon and Mark Zuckerberg b*tch slap each other to death? How many people know what ESG is? How will lab grown meat lead to the zombie apocalypse? Will Lex Fridman teach Bridget how to ju-jitsu?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:55 - A Submersible For Every Billionaire

5:28 - Russia So Russian

8:14 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

12:55 - Rich Get Richer

16:22 - Weather

16:57 - Sheath Underwear

18:17 - Eunuch Maker

22:36 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

26:05 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind

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32:05 - Breaking Bridget

39:28 - Phetasy News

42:30 - The Internet Is Glorious

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The government is coming for your porn, and maybe your sext messages too. How far will the new bill proposed by Utah Senator Mike Lee take the Big Brother Nanny State attempts to limit "obscenity" and content that might and "arouse" or "titillate"? 

0:00 - Big Brother 
7:03 - BON CHARGE 
8:17 - Weather 
8:44 - Big Brother Continued 
13:15 - Quest 
14:26 - Phetasy News 
15:04 - The Internet Is Glorious 

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0:00 - Introduction

2:32 - The Current Thing

11:10 - The Making of A Eunuch & Eunuch Maker

13:47 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

14:47 - Everything Is Racist

14:59 - Weather

15:31 - What Is Happening?

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What was Trump really doing with those classified documents? Do you know what 'gender affirming care' really means? Is there any greater privilege than hot, blonde twin privilege? Do all trans women have nicer boobs than Bridget?

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Who will emerge the victor in the Oppression Olympics? Is Taylor Swift in an abusive relationship with her fans? How much attention does Jared Leto need? Does anything get Bridget more worked up than golf?

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Who was behind the sinking of the Titanic? Why didn't The Californian respond? Did the White House intruder want to take a bath with Taft? Will Ol' Bridget Phetasy ensure a lifeboat for every pleb?

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00:00 - Introduction

00:53 - An Ocean Liner For Every Pleb

04:06 - Freemason Corner w/Sammy Flaps n' Folds

05:08 - BDE/RIP

5:52 - Get Rekt China

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Will execution culture come for us all? Who's willing to kowtow to China? Will Eli Whitney accomplish his goal of ending slavery? Will Bridget eat all the cake?

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00:00 - Introduction

00:58 - Cake For Every Pleb

3:07 - Executed

5:51 - Get Rekt, China

7:08 - There's No End In Pandemic

7:27 - Get Rekt, Big Slavery

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12:55 - End

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Are men stronger than women? Who could look away from the Gwyneth Paltrow skiing accident trial? Would anyone ever use the creepy Chinese kissing device? Will Bridget ever recover if her blue check is taken away?

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00:00 - Introduction

1:16 - Gavin Newsom Rant

5:18 - Jordan Peterson clarification

11:07 - Troll-In-Exile

14:40 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

21:25 - Siri, Please Take My Life

23:42 - Patriarchy So Crafty

24:40 - Parade Of Morons

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Would getting arrested be the best thing to happen to Trump? Is anything better than the reenactment of the "attack" on Jussie Smollet by the two actors he hired? Do we have any idea of what AI is going to do to life as we know it? Has Bridget ever broken her cardinal rule to never ugly cry on the internet?

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00:00 - Introduction

2:53 - Troll-In-Exile

7:19 - It Keeps Getting Juicier

12:28 - Parade of Morons

18:24 - RIP

19:47 - Weather

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35:16 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Who wants to go to therapy with their stalker? Do you know what 'gigantomastia' means? Would you want to live in a world where you never had to see an uggo again? Will Bridget recover from the most disgusting Dumpster Diving story ever? Happy International Women's Day, everybody!

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At what age is a woman "past her prime"? Which is worse, burning books or changing them? How is a juror able to do a media tour? Is Bridget's Italian Mafia accent dead on?

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00:00 - Introduction

1:39 - WOMEN!

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8:03 - We're All Gonna Die

12:43 - Troll-In-Exile

16:54 - Weather

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Was the US military really defeated by a balloon? Is it just Make A Wish for trans people now? Who leaves a baby at an airport? Does Bridget remember the volleyball scene from Top Gun differently than the rest of us?

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Is possession of classified documents the new cool trend in government?

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Are Trump's NFT trading cards a bridge too far? Is Twitter going to destroy Elon? Is AI coming for your job? Who was Bridget's original nemesis?

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What's on Elon's bedside table? Why is the media treating Sam Bankman-Fried like a teenager who made a mistake? Did the Balenciaga ad campaign confirm our long-standing suspicion about pedos? Did this week break Bridget?

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FTX's Collapse Was A Crime, Not An Accident

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Is Elon everyone's nemesis now? Will America survive Trump v. Biden Round 2? Which is the bigger scam, FTX or the TSA? Can we pull off a live Dumpster Fire?

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Are the Democrats trying to lose? Does everyone have histrionic personality disorder? Is Elon the King Troll of Twitter now? Will Bridget ever stop laughing at the most ridiculous trailer ever?

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Watch the full New Amsterdam trailer in all its glory -

https://twitter.com/neontaster/status/1588565397308964865?s=42&t=OhHLw9VuqXHFEYzCoOcoBg

Read the full Intercept article referenced in Breaking Bridget -

https://theintercept.com/2022/10/31/social-media-disinformation-dhs/

Bridget on JRE -

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Bridget on Darkhorse - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdpUOMiC_mE

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Does Twitter really need so many employees? Should Paypal be renamed Pilferpal? Can Tom Brady please stop talking? Is Justin Timberlake thinking about Bridget?

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Is Biden just a stoner? Is Commiefornia trying to silence doctors? Has Tom Brady had "thirsty guy on the verge of divorce" written all over him lately? Should Bridget be tanning her butthole?

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Bridget on Megyn Kelly - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsD_VONEGbc

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Walk-Ins Welcome Episodes discussing Islamism & women

Yasmine Muhammed Points Out The Contradiction In The Way Western Liberals View Fundamentalist Islam - https://youtu.be/9NTqk-6hZ-I

Ayann Hirsi Ali Is All For Compassion But Doesn't Want To Be Assaulted - https://youtu.be/iBG2s_ZFt0o

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Will anyone be able to take the CIA seriously now that they have a podcast? Does Beyond Meat make you crave human flesh? Is a Brad Pitt/Gwenyth Paltrow reunion in our future? Exactly how many personalities does Bridget have?

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Walk-Ins Welcome Episodes

Yasmine Muhammed Points Out The Contradiction In The Way Western Liberals View Fundamentalist Islam - https://youtu.be/9NTqk-6hZ-I

Ayann Hirsi Ali Is All For Compassion But Doesn't Want To Be Assaulted - https://youtu.be/iBG2s_ZFt0o

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Gavin Newsom and Jen Psaki are liars or morons or both. The Dems have turned on Fetterman. Trump is out there Trumping and still talking about dolls. 

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15:12 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 
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- Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

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Is the maternal instinct real or Patriarchal programming? Is Commiefornia the dumbest state? What should Meghan Markle's podcast really be called? Will Bridget identify as a racoon from now on?

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Who puts swear words on their baby? Not to mention, who puts political activism, gender ideology, and abortion rights messages on their baby? Do these things actually sell? Will Phetasy cash in on the baby onesie market?

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Are we so broken as a country we can't all agree to hate the IRS? Who was more annoying this week, the Right or the Left? Do Elon's daddy issues explain everything about him? Will you ever be able to get Bridget's Monkeypox jingle out of your head?

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Did the world end while we were gone? When will people realize that this is a class war, not a political one? Who needs another anatomy lesson with Sammy Flaps n' Folds? Will Bridget or Maggie give birth to the Idiot Musk Child?

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Do the American colonies stand a chance against the mighty British Empire? Did Catherine The Great really f*ck horses? What possible use could a steam engine be? How much does Bridget know about Mozart's shoes? Find out in our second historical Dumpster Fire!

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How did the plebs feel about Caesar's death? How far could Cleopatra have gone if she'd been hotter? Which calendar will win, the Julian Calendar or the Mayan Mesoamerican Long Count calendar? Will Bridget predict the downfall of Rome?

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Does China hate its citizens more than it hates Covid? Is yacht-seizing the new Olympics? Are there really pedos everywhere? When will Bridget return to Dumpster Fire after she has Matilda?

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Original Air Date - 4/3/22

Has Hollywood always been this annoying? Why are Gavin Newsom's PR people so terrible at staging a photoshoot? What went through Chris Rock's mind after The Slap? Where is Bridget's yacht?

Original Air Date - 3/28/22

Does anyone know what a woman is? Which would you prefer, Lady C*ck Socks or Dainty Dong Bags? Did you know you have to be a biologist to join the Taliban? Would a pregnant Bridget defeat Elon Musk in single combat?

Original Air Date - 3/14/22

Who is dumb enough to confuse poutine with Putin? Is there anything more annoying than rich celebrities virtue signaling to the Poors? Does Jussie Smollett think Hillary Clinton is coming for him? Is the real father of Bridget's baby Elon Musk?

Hearing austerity advice from a billionaire is a little tough to swallow. Also, Bridget describes what it’s like to do a 4 minute media hit on Jesse Watters. 

0:00 - Toll-In-Chief AGAIN 
11:55 - Hillsdale College 
13:07 - Weather 
13:38 - Shameless Self-Promotion 
20:35 - Phetasy News 
21:17 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music 

- Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

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Original Air Date - 3/7/22

Should we light a candle for the oligarchs and the uber wealthy? How many Olds in the House Chamber were in diapers during the State of the Union? Will Mexican Weather Girls save the world? Does Bridget have a plan to make good on her campaign promise of "A Yacht for Every Pleb"?

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Original Air Date - 2/28/22

Did Putin pull a Leeroy Jenkins? Is anyone tougher than Eastern European women? What's true and what's false in the social media war propaganda onslaught? What is Bridget's solution to the Russia/Ukraine hostilities?

Original Air Date - 2/14/22

Does everyone have their government-issue crack pipes? Did China cave to the power of Dumpster Fire and Brad Pitt? Which part of Jeff Bezos will the Dutch eat first? Was Adele's award speech a subtle hint for Bridget to send her a WOMEN! sweatshirt?

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