Delusional Diaries – Détails, épisodes et analyse

Halley and Jaz are back from Miami and very much in need of a reset. In this episode of Delusional Diaries, they recap their chaotic trip filled with blackout martinis, accidental oysters, and one too many dinners (literally). Jaz open ups about her truly chaotic miami night—so chaotic, in fact, that the debrief is actually a rollercoaster & missing some parts, because well, she did in fact BLACK OUT. the girls dive into the group dynamics of the trip, the surprising joys of meeting online mutuals IRL, and the dangerous game of airport roulette via Newark and Miami International.

they also get real about the pressure of online personas versus real-life energy, awkward post-lunch pregnancy assumptions, and pre-wedding tea in a way only they can—raw, hilarious, and just a little unhinged. Jaz shares the moment her shoe guy thought she was pregnant, Halley talks overpriced fitness classes, and they discuss why Miami is both their least favorite and somehow still fun city.

it’s a kinda insane catch-up filled with overshares, giggles, and a strong PSA: be very careful with martinis and Miami. 

Timestamps: 

0:30 - F1 and Miami trip

9:30 - Jaz and Halley storytime

15:30 - New segment of the week: Bitching Hour 

29:16 - Being a wife, family relationships, and the wedding 

36:33 - Would you be able to date me? 

39:32 - Is being nice to someone you don’t like being fake?

49:47 - Compliments and what people say 

51:32 - Being an influencer 

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we are fresh off Stagecoach and diving into all the drama, laughs, and ear infections that came with it. from Jaz’s near-tears flight with a sinus infection to watching Blue Ivy absolutely eat on stage and bumping into Shay Mitchell at the BÉIS house, this trip was anything but ordinary. we unpack the realities of festival culture (is Stagecoach really that chill?), share a wild Taylor Swift dream, and spiral into a hilarious debate about Swifties, Disney adults, and just how far is too far in fan culture.

we also open up about relationships — how we celebrate anniversaries, what makes a wedding worth the cost, and why Jaz is not here for wedding day sponsorships. plus, expect plenty of chaotic sidebars: childhood asthma attacks, ENT horror stories, strict parents, au pair opinions, grandparent nickname beef, and the one pair of shorts our boyfriends just won’t throw away.

it’s unfiltered, dramatic, weirdly educational, and entirely delusional in the best way. buckle up.

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This week the girls are chatting through their weekends in Vegas and San Fransisco. They chat about their time apart, Jaz's wedding tasting, wedding dresses, nesting, growing up in a neighborhood and what's changed. Listen to hear all about if they would be stay at home moms, the grudges they hold and more. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week the girls are chatting through trippinwithjaz aka Jaz's joint bachelorette/bachelor party weekend in the Bahamas. The girls talk through planning the trip, the cost, drama, highs and lows. Listen to hear their bridal and wedding related hot takes and their suggestions for a bachelorette/bridesmaid proposals! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week the girls are chatting through their weekend in NOLA for the SUPERBOWL. They chat about their Valentines plans, if they think it's too late to be an influencer and the plastic surgery they want. Listen to hear all about it! Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week the girls are chatting their flight anxiety and upcoming Super Bowl plans. They chat about their dream eras tours and how much they FaceTime. They discuss the Grammys and influencer schedules. Listen to hear about their thoughts on blocking exs, friends and more! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week the girls are chatting their recap of dry January. They chat about their first session of tattoo removal and the books they're reading... Let's just say they have different taste in books. They discuss their pet peeves in workout classes and Jaz's annoying neighbor. Listen to hear about Jaz's big win and their thoughts on influencer break ups. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DELUSIONAL See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week the girls are chatting through their emotions post tiktok ban crash out. They discuss influencers lying before the ban and what they've lied about. Listen to hear their thoughts on plus ones for wedding dates and more. Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week the girls are chatting through listener submitted assumptions about them. They discuss what's correct and what's wrong. Listen to hear their answers on listener submitted "who is most likely to" and their dry January and life updates! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week the girls are chatting through their thoughts on women who make more than men. They discuss how dry January is going and Jaz chats through her smoking habits. Listen to hear about their thoughts on the bride who washed off her makeup, bachelorette plans and more! Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.