This episode of CORNDOWN is packed with quirky hotel adventures, starting with the recurring theme of striving for those elusive five stars, which we revisit throughout the episode. We touch on flimsy bedsheets and dive into the odd world of fox teeth. BoJack joins in with a double dose of front desk chaos and explores the mysteries of the PB toilet. There’s a focus on food, from tracking food records to ensuring eggs for everyone. We also get into the drone drama, including stolen hats and broken eggs, with contributions from Dog Lettuce and CrieFaux. Join us for these offbeat calls and more!

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In this episode of CORNDOWN, the SPlink covers for wastedmemory as we dive into a series of quirky and hilarious scenarios. From the unconventional issues of car barnacles and illegal dumping to the art of cloning keycards and the strange liability issues surrounding dumpsters, there’s no shortage of bizarre topics. SPLink adds a comedic twist with tales of bathroom surveys and navigating the world of locksmiths, while Snappy Bakes covers the unexpected antics of hotel twerking. Meanwhile, BoJack discusses the finer points of smoking fee calculations. Whether it’s tackling the mystery of too many edibles, the concept of dream holes, or the nocturnal habits of night squirrels, this episode is filled with laughter and unexpected insights.

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In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a range of bizarre and intense calls. We navigate confrontations, from getting trespassed from McDonald’s to dealing with unexpected orders at a restaurant. There’s a bit of chaos with multiple stolen cars and a hotel makeovers gone awry. Snappy bakes joins us for a naked drawing session and SPLink helps with a neighbor trash issue. We also dive into some peculiar situations like soup sandwiches and the missing dollar riddle, all while handling fights and gluing doors shut. Get ready for a mix of high tension and oddball moments.

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It’s ONE WEEK UNTIL THE MEETUP IN AKRON CANTON CLEVELAND! That means no corndown next friday but i’ll try to make it up. Hit me up if you’re coming to the meetup!

This show was mainly two things; Animals with human issues(Ant dispute, lost pigeon, raccoon appetite, dog oaths, broke cats, bullied squirrels) and underage drinking (drinking in the room, old enough to fuck, hitting drunk girls for sex). Also suspicious people in the parking lot who are probably just minding their own business.

hope to be seeing you in CLEVELAND AKRON CANTON area in a couple weeks! Sept 16-17-18! A also, no show on the 16th, but i might be able to make up for it

Not much to say about this one other than HICKEY. It’s good though. At least I thought so.

the cleveland meetup is nearly upon us. you probably aren’t going, but if you are, i’ll shake your hand (once only).

This show had insurance mans, being late to work 173 times, clove cigarette confusions, jackwires, guitar centers, Jeff Nye vs Beakerman in volcano science, first fucks, and some other things that were even less funny. I love you.

Splash zone, AOL man masturbating, Hotdog Fingers, Various Ghost issues. Lost n Found Vitamins. Etc. Sorry. Im running late no time for a good episode description.

CLEVELAND AREA MEETUP SEPT 16 17 18 I LOVE YOU

Animal Homicide investigations, including bird murders, and violent bus drivers. Burried animals, alcoholic drinks when they aren’t expected (these were fun), interlock in the parking lot, more bird murders beak missing beak, and some muscling in to rooms.

CLEVELAND MEETUP IS UPON US. PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN SACK LUNCH.

Normal Bread. For some reason, multiple people wanted to talk to wasted for like 20+min about normal bread. Bullshit pizza. (TRIGGER WARNING) Smart Hotels, Narcotics Guy, Crazy Pizza Normal Bread (flipped), Arbys relatives, Propane Tanks/Rooftop Laser, Too much Toilet Paper.

Come to cleveland really soon. I accidentally called this 130 on mixlr but thats ok. it was a dumb show anyway. skip this one.

Everything went wrong. I wasn’t paid. No one would hold my ladder, i couldn’t leave my phone or wallet, they didn’t want my biting dog, i didn’t show or even bother to call. There’s a noxious odor following me, and I can’t find a outdoor popcorn outlet. Pry bar managers son compromise rehearsal wall thickness. I don’t know. But I love you.

The cleveland thing is still happening. Sept 16, 17, 18. Cleveland. Hit me up.

it starts with cake writing, then complaining about good child care, THE MANAGER’S SON, employee’s parents, a old lady who asked for help, priest permissions, a camping question, how much help can on help, and dog masturbation.

I heard a rumor you’re coming to cleveland sept 16-18th. Call me first. thanks.

Calls include: Second attempts, second opinions, turning the bed on, cat fights, barrel disposal, jesus blessings, silly echos and meat hands.

Cleveland Personal Encounter Sept 16-18th. Will you be there? Probably not.

Fun show. a lot of mantises at the end, which is typical for good shows. Premises include: Hotel Nurses, Dead Animal Situations (DAS’s), DNR’s, death permission, being stupid, freebies, lettuce heads, fishbags, and mantises. mantises.

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I explore a series of unpredictable calls that dive into themes of uncertainty. We discuss everything from taking souls and dog baseball, to dealing with dozens of babies and bringing elderly veterans into the mix. SPLink joins us for calls about getting sick and his daughter’s Uber, while snappy bakes helps us investigate a haunting. We also touch on quirky topics like selling rooms and dog baseball. Get ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns.

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Cleveland meetup? Sept 16-18? HIT ME UP if you’re coming. There’s gonna be cookies.

Fun show. Starts with excited photography, uniracer tricks, room science, 2nd aid, i speak to a back desk (finally), obsequiousness, changing prices, list peekers, receipts and ant traps.

COME TO CLEVELAND SEPT 16-18th. OR ELSE?

Fun show. Lots of diffrent holes. Tonight we had; No Fun, MAGGOTS, sleeping spiders, listening permission, hydration concerns, Ghost holes, TV/Goblin holes, Mouse Holes, Ghoul Holes, we call Russel at home, having lots of problems with wrong smells, and magnet gravy. I don’t eat birds.

MEETUP WITH LASER TAG IN CLEVELAND AKRON AND CANTON SEPT 16 17 18? OK

I really hope you’ve been listening to my daily live shows. Because thats why i didn’t listen to these tracks and give them names and let you know whats in them. because i can’t. I might later, then I’ll put it here. But I do remember brad had a man spinning and screaming locate towards the end of the show. Enjoy.

Some things came up last minute. I’m really surprised I’m getting this posted at all. I might be a little late for the show. And please don’t expect new ideas. I just can’t today. Oh and some of the call audio on pt 122 is sub-par, and that’s just how it is. Deal.

Cleveland? Meetup? Ok. Sept 16-18th. Call me first to RSVP.

Phone setup panic, getting permission to panic, Louie is always trying to steal my broken glass, safety danger, naked girl in my room, tubes, tubes, tubes, flashlights, naked bodies, and more tubes. Good show. Brad was on it.

unedited recording of full show @ https://www.mixlr.com/dragonmere/showreel/

Come to Cleveland Sept 17-19th and we can play flashlight freeze tag.

Show tonight was a lot of education level calls, misleading hats, disabled squirrels, also dumb sisters, cats n dogs, lightning rods for said cats n dogs, adult novelty bug spray, gross hands, oh… and what am I supposed to put in the second hole? A finger?

CLEVELAND MEETUP I’M GOING YOU SHOULD TOO WE CAN TRADE BACKRUBS SERIOUSLY.

This show might have been more fun to do than it was to edit, but i hope its just as fun to listen to it. who knows. wasted was absent and it has been marked in his permanent record.

Topics include; War-Sister-Whore-Chester sauce, clean money, bedding bags, SUCK A DICK OLD MAN or HIT THE MOM, cart corral arrangement, free speech policies, Blooper-reel, something funny, Christ/Crystal, and peeing all over the place.

COME TO CLEVELAND 9/16-9/18/2022 PLEASE.

This was another fun show. No Labels, hotel menus, 1000 opening the doors and knockings, TWINS, shower shoes, pretend priests, cop rooms, arrest warranties, FREE SPEECH and putting holes in the walls.

COME TO CLEVELAND 9/16-9/18/2022 YOU BASTARD.

Pretty good show. Not a lot of different ideas, but most of them were new, and they were fun. so yeah, pretty good. Topics included; my friends, open door policy, window lookers, side quests, and touching shoes. Mostly window lookers, but those were a lot of fun.

This one was pretty good. Dog bites mostly. But it’s good trust me. Come to Cleveland Sept 16-18th!!

fruit stickers, eating a dolphin sticker, missing urinals, floor pills, dog in the car, dog biting, comparing dog bites, JUST GOOGLE ME, biting permission, running around, biting insurance, quiet time, getting banned.

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into a chaotic mix of situations, from being too high to check-in to unexpected jail encounters. We explore the hilarity of origami crane making, dealing with public break-ups, and the shocking reveal of not being the father. Joined by snappy bakes and other guest hosts, we navigate through frequency tests, hotel nominations, and even rating children’s art. From choking on rocks to stolen cars and non-flushable wipes, this episode is packed with unpredictable and entertaining calls.

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Confirming identity, getting receipts, crazy mans, single employees, no problems, better ketchup, reheated food, fry powder, small burgers and normal size fries.

This was a good show. We covered important topics. What to do if you drive the wrong car home, how to eat chili, if you’re allowed to eat in the shower, what to do if you have mild eye irritation, how to wipe your ass with your left hand, how to not get cut by stuff, and if it’s a felony to steal gas. We also talked about Christ and spoke to a volunteer SWAT Team Executioner/Sheriff-worker-wither. And we touched the lettuce.

Oh boy. This turned into a lettuce show pretty quick, and stayed that way for most of the night. Dog lettuce, many many dog lettuce calls. You know what, I actually listened to this, and I’m just gonna say it’s mostly lettuce. This show is mostly lettuce.

COME VISIT ME IN CLEVELAND & AKRON THIS SEPTEMBER 16-18 FOR A MEDIOCRE CLEVELAND MEETUP. Please let me know if you plan on attending. There a few confirmed already!

This show was really fun. Thank you for letting me do it and then listening to me. Topics included; Lost/Found money, frequent urination, sniffing paint, blind spots, toilet storage, not round whopper, a ride home, dumpster pooping, oil n gas mixture, the mustache man(s), and too much meat.

COME TO CLEVELAND IN SEPTEMBER (16th-18th) AND MEET ME AND WASTEDMEMORY AND MAYBE SEE A ZEBRA OR SOMETHING.

The upload is fixed now. Sorry about that.

Mostly making hotels mad about breaking stuff. it was fun though. Also obtaining meat teeth, guest breaks, hotel insurance, gift cards, buying alcohol for kids, etc. etc.

knocking on doors confusion over how gas is priced help towing my car i bit my tongue things smell like a scratch n sniff sticker no context

This was a decent show. It was fun to listen to it just now. You should too, but probably after my show tonight. It’ll be on prankcast.com so go there. I love you.

This show had plenty of Street People, Fake Funerals, I discover what a “Co-Co-Nut” is, I find out how fast places can go, I discuss the “Ol Bugs Bunny” with a nice man, I discover what “Whose Peggy” is, Sizing up the spots, touching up the paint, toeing up my nails, having people break in to my room while i’m in town, hiding on a cell tower, and getting the effects of a good clean high without any drugs. It was fun, I promise.

I’ve been busy so this is going to be brief. The show was mostly about changing locks at hotels. The front desk doesn’t like that very much. But it’s OK because my cousin is a locksmith. I love you and come visit me in September for Cleveland Meetup. Seriously. I’m going to make sandwiches.

I was distracted for this entire show because of PRANKCAST.COM ‘launching’. So go over to PRANKCAST.COM and do the things there. It’s fun. All my live shows will be broadcast there (and still mixlr for now at least) from now on.

Man, this was a fun show. I think it was more fun listening back to it than it was doing it live?? The really annoying 224lb 80% muscle mass guy was obnoxious as shit to talk to, but it was really fun to hear it.

Showe includes: getting permission to call 911 without an emergency and a fire drill, lost nickels (including one moose nickel), some crazy woman who comes in my room and tells me I can’t eat, switched rooms, and some valentimes day 100% NON-creepery.

I love you.

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into the chaos of trying to mark our presence in grocery stores and bathrooms, including a series of wild calls about peeing in all the toilets and finding bottles of pee. We also discuss the hilarity of attempting to host a wrestling watching party and the challenges of releasing a prisoner. snappy bakes joins us for some parking lot antics, while Matthew4 shares stories of dealing with mean customers. With moments of shouting from rooftops, parking lot pictures, and smoking in questionable circumstances, this episode is packed with unexpected twists and plenty of laughs.

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There was a lot of fake stuff this show. Fake napkins, mostly. Please note; Burger King has NEVER had a brown napkin with embossed logo. Ever. Confusion over how many sandwiches constitute a “combo”. Testing inanimate objects for viruses. Giving cigarettes to kids. Fake fights. And a bunch of people who have severe problems hanging up the phone. That was fun. See you in a few hours. I love you.

I didn’t almost forget to upload this because I was shoveling driveway snow.

This one got a tiny bit dark maybe? Longer calls so slightly less of them. I might have not hit my quota. Please don’t fire me.

CAUTION: Show may contain Concealed Sandwiches, Mailed Sandwiches, Fingerprints, or The Cigarette Smoking Man, and may punch babies. Proceed at your own risk.

I’m running late. I love you. See you tonight I hope at 7pm ET. Oh and my mixlr live page is done being broken during live shows.

It has all kinds of stuff almost happening, like altercations and smoking and throwing rocks and more. And making plans for altercations, special rooms for pooping, things to lean on. Medical Stuff. AND Jenny Tutone. Dont forget about her.

By the way, if mixlr is giving anyone crap about me being “off line” during my live broadcast, it should still be working on the sidebar of WorldofPrankCalls.com and I think RBCPs other sites too. I also switched corndown.com (and most of my other goofy domains) into a super crappy landing page with a embedded mixlr player. Try that. Hopefully this bug gets fixed soon on mixlr’s end. I’m actively working with support. (PS it wasn’t mixlrs fault at all)

man I’m all spoiled from not editing shit last week. This week we have tacos hurting my sister really bad, sharp shelled tacos, the smells of shampoo without any sexual harassment, identifying pills, my sisters opinion of my vacation, and the answer to the age old question; how far is too far? “And more”

This is way too long to actively edit. I’m not that strong of a man. I’m sorry. So enjoy the unadulterated 8hour cut. And the individual calls are still below, but there’s probably more ringing and hold time than usual. And i’m probably never going to name them.

shit. the unadulterated cut is too large to upload to patreon, so I’m going to mono mix it, and see if that works… yes.

This was the Christmas Eve show so it’s very very Christmas themed. 42 calls. Christmas plans, hit my kids (very christmas), helping homeless, The Little Christmas Boy, ruining christmas, Santa Stuff, and who I can have sex with (also very christmas). In no particular order.

This show contains illicit gifts and inappropriate erections. Collated rubrics. High on string. A small chainsaw. VERY HIGH. spoiled froot. and cut the brakes. I love you. Show tonight should be interesting? tune in.

Hi. I think I’ll do a live show tonight at 7pm Eastern. I did one last week and it was fun. This is an audio recording of that show. It contains, at a minimum, the following;

Old Keith, Helping vs Leaving Alone, Meth Hole, Automatic Doors, Clothes On Sex Computer  Time, Dating Policy. And we revisit classics such as eat the soap, motorcycle help, pick up for delivery, unwanted hotel guest,  and bad dates.

It was fun. I hope tonights show is fun too. I love you.

Whats in this shoe? I’m glad you asked. Stolen butts, eating the room, losing the room, credit card numbers, too many parts, learning with the hotel about if the guests use the shampoo or not and also educational purposes, shitting in the sink, theres something in my eye and the tub isn’t comfortable, the dead pet loophole, is it true that if you eat the soap you dont get sick, shoplifting therapy.

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I explore the quirks of also working for McDonald’s while tackling everything from attitude checks to bewildering situations involving mummies. SPLink and snappy bakes join us as we dive into dumpster escapades and unexpected repo parking dilemmas. We also find ourselves posting baby pictures and slipping on coconut oil, with special appearances from BreadSandwich, Matthew4, akspa, and BeepYeep. Whether it’s searching for the mayor or dealing with 3D printing, the episode is full of laughs and surprises.

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Here it is, unedited. I think there’s a couple minutes dead air at the start, but thats what really happened so It stays in. Enjoy I guess. I’m going to bed. THank you. Brad or akspa or dwight or someone will probably publish a full 24hr recording, but here’s our part. I still might do my auto-editing to the individual call recordings. But not right now. Im exhausted. THANK YOU.

This show is two weeks old because I uploaded the PRANKSGIVING show instead of this show last week. I hope this isn’t too confusing. If anyone is having difficulty just use this chart.

This show had calls about toilet wires and buckets of blood, both hypothetical and real, as well as bags of meat and the associated toilet ice. This lead to getting permission to urinate on a towel, and naturally to trying to chloroform myself. Obviously. Not to mention all the bad dates I had with employees of Arbys mostly. Paige was the worst. 40%?

It’s looking like my sticker resupply is not going to be here before the end of the month, oh well. I’ll be doing things with them as soon as they get here. Get ready.

Fun show. Great call about pissing in the sink, but it has audio issues. There’s echo that was entirely my fault about half way through the call. The good news is I have isolated the call from the backup Mixlr recording, so I do have a clean version of it. For automatic editing reasons, the shitty version is included in the above track and the below ZIP file, but I also attached the clean version, which I will eventually upload to youtube. Anway;

Fake customers, bathroom mirrors, investigating a bathroom noise, i’m not gay, Piss Sink, Suicidal dog, how many guys has my sister slept with? and more i guess.