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Creative dream team

Bears and Beers 

Wolverine smells.

Temperament of a chair?

The Law of Conservation of Ninjitsu

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Ghost breaking time!  Get your ghost breaking doctorate ready for some beer drinking and listen up as we give the Boogity Books treatment to DC's Ghosts issues 97-99 starring the Ghostbreaker himself Dr. Terrance Thirteen and the Spectre. 

Spectre's out for vengeance but will he succeed if Dr. Thirteen doesn't believe in him?

This story features:

The fanciest dressing and draining terrorists 

Ghostbreaking is a family tradition, but Dr. Thirteen can't break 'em no matter how hard he tries

Doomsbury Hall's mustached nurse

Spectre's dead skull faced eyes

Jim Corrigan chewing pages, throwing shade

Red Skull guest spot

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Once again we are drafting things like only Comic Books and Cold Ones can! This year we celebrate 40 years of the debut of  the 1980s Transformers cartoon. To help KMac and Yek out, we wish a big “Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong” to special guests: Gempster and ADK. Tune in to find out what more than meet the eyes teams came from our intricate draft rules. Also, KMac, we all know Unicron is a base. We also collab beer in this one, till all are One!!!

Rules:

• Draft characters who appeared in the 1980s classic the Marvel Productions - Sunbow Transformers Cartoon: 1984-1987 & 1986 Movie
• Skyfired (or is it Jetfired): Choose a bot from the other team  you are drafting for (Autobot or Decepticon)
• Cerebro-shelled: Mind-control someone's else pick to join your team.
• It was just a hologram: Veto someone's pick and it goes back in the list.
• Code of Combat of Cybertron: Challenge somemone that there pick is out of bounds or wrong for category
• Transform & Roll-out: Allowed to challenge someone with a Transformer name and they must tell you what they transform into or drop to the last pick in the round.

Draft Position Categories:

• Matrix of Leadership: Who's got the touch!
• Gear Grinder: Bot that gets $parx done.
• You’re killing me Smalls: Mini-bot
• Every kid wants to play with a…: Non-vehicle bot
• No Millennial Beastwars BS: Dinobot or Insecticon
• Holy F***, That’s Awesome!: Combiner
• More, more than meets the eyes: Triple-changer bot or Base bot
• Flesh Creature: Non-bot character

 Beers:

KMac: Garage Days, Collab: The Liquid Garage Brewing Co., New Port Richey, FL & Brighter Days Brew Co., Tarpon Springs, FL
Style: Black IPA, 4.5% ABV

Yek: Interstellar Bonza, Collab: Three Floyds Brewing, Munster, IN & WarPigs Brewing, Munster, IN 
Style: DIPA, 9% ABV

Gempster: Oh Mama, Collab: Voodoo Brewing Co, Meadville, PA & the band Styx (Mr. Roboto!) 
Style: Golden Lager, 8.6% ABV

ADK: Beerless Boring Bot!

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Time for KMac & Yek to grab their Marvel-Rail passes & head out on their annual summer odyssey. Come along this year with our visit to the jewel of the Balkans: Latveria! Enjoy our slideshow of highlights of Doom-garden beers, the delirium of the Green Fairy chasing after some of Dr. Doom’s own private stock absinthe, & the subsequent visit to those oh-so scenic dungeons. 

• Official Travel Brochure: Why just lie in the sun when you can master all that lies before!
• Marketing Catch Phrase: Bah! Why vacation when you can Doom-Cation!
• Host: Dr. Victor Von Doom 
• Concierge: Boris Karela
• Activities Directors: Gustave & Gert Hauptmann
• Tour Guide: Valeria
• Riding Instructor: Dreadknight
• Performing Acts: Red Skull, Stryfe, & Kang
• All the other Staff: Doombots
• Events: Mid-Summer's Eve Demon Fighting Spectacular. Fight a demon for the soul of Doom's mom!
• For the kids: Pop goes the Doombot!
• Day Trips: Symkaria. Come for the silver haired roylaty, stay to become GDP increasing mercenary. 

Beers:

KMac:
Beer 1: Lager, Proof Brewing Co., Tallahassee, FL 
Style: Lager, 4.5% ABV

Beer 2: La La Land, Proof Brewing Co., Tallahassee, FL
Style: IPA, 7% ABV

Yek: Old Maps, Bingo Beer Co., Richmond, VA
Style: Dry Hopped Pilsner with heirloom Italian barley from the Adriatic coast & choice Slovenian hops, 5.6% ABV

Booze: Grande Absente Liqueur France, 69% ABV.

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Mega-blockbuster summer movies demand mega-blockbuster podcasts breaking down everything you need to know about said mega-blockbuster’s lead character: Deadpool! Yek and KMac give the Merc with the Mouth the “This is your Life!” treatment. For a guy rendered sterile and mentally instable, he sure has been able to have a lot of clone-spring. And of course, all those lady loves: 10 ex-wives, no wonder he needs the residuals from Deadpool and Wolverine!.

Beers:

KMac: Dead Parrot, Florida Avenue Brewing Co., Tampa, FL
Style: Lite lager with sea salt and lime, 4.2% ABV

Yek: El Supremo, Dynasty Brewing, Ashburn, VA
Style: Double Dry Hopped Pilsner, 5.6% ABV

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Have a beer with use and Simon Roy talking his work Griz Grobus and the Tale of Azkon's Heart, Victoria breweries, and of course, the Gauntlet! 

Griz Grobus is available now in trade from Image Comics.
https://imagecomics.com/comics/releases/griz-grobus-tp

Check out Simon's stuff here:

https://x.com/simonroyart/

instagram.com/simonamroy/

https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/griz-grobus/list?title_no=741329

Beers:

KMac: Intellectual Property Ale, Motorworks Brewing, Bradenton, FL
Style: American IPA, 6.9% ABV

Yek: Northern Heights, Ten Bends Beer, Hyde Park, VT
Style: Vermont Style DIPA, 8% ABV

Simon: Electric Unicorn, Phillips Brewing & Malt Co., Victoria, BC
Style, White IPA, 6.5% ABV

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We like fine, fine beer, we like Superman, we like Batman. Let’s make this a World’s Finest all around by swigging away talking issues #7-#11 by Mark Waid and Dan Mora. So many guest stars that we barely noticed ol Bag o Bones. But, we never miss Zebra Man! Our fav of the “Were-Animal” family creatures.  Remember. What happens in the fortress of solitude stays in the fortress of solitude.

Beers:
KMac: Family Tradition, BarrieHaus Brewing Company, Tampa, FL
Style: Vienna Lager, 5.8% ABV, 19 IBUs

Yek: Spotted Cow, New Glarus Brewing Company, New Glarus, WI
Style Farm House Ale, 4.8% ABV

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Beers and X-Men '97!  After a few beers, Magneto also wonders "How did I get here?" Listen in & then face the Gauntlet. 

Beers:

KMac: An Awkward Friendship, Co-Lab: Common Dialect Beerworks, Tampa, FL & Arcane Aleworks, Largo, FL
Style: Cold IPA, 6.5% 
Rating: You got hair, I got’s none, Let’s call the whole dream off. 

Yek: Stormgazer, Elder Pine Brewing & Blending Co., Gaithersburg, MD
Style: DIPA, 8.4% ABV
Rating: Sentienenalt Chin Beard

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Every wonder what you can do with a super supportive mom? Well, if you are the High Evolutionary you can get a Transylvanian castle, evolve a bunch of farm animals, defeat an ancient evil Elder God, rule over a counter-earth as a god, and develop an army of Purifiers to extinguish all the bad genetics of mankind, which probably reflects your absent dad issues. Listen to KMac and Yek devolve this and as they do that themselves by swigging away. 

• Dominant:
  • Kickoff of Marvel Summer Annual Crossover Non-Crossover event. 
  • “You’re no Darwin, Apocolypse!”, “Yeah, you’re no Mendel yourself, High Evolutionary!”
  • Them so evolved artist: Terry Shoemaker, Mark Texiera, Art Adams, Mark Bright, Mark Bagley
• Recessive:
  • Eliminators? Purifiers? Young Gods? Did 10-year-old us write this?
  • All the plot potholes of holes? Really, Colombian drug dealers are what is slowing down evolution?
  • Magneto had a better gene bomb master plan. 

Beers:

KMac: Harder than You Think, Cigar City Brewing, Tampa, FL
Style: Rye Pilsner, 5.3% ABV, 39 IBUs

Yek: Wake up in the Future, DC Brau Brewing, Washington, DC
Style: BBA Stout, 15.5% ABV

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Sláinte or something, you dark beer loving spring drinkers. The boys are ready to rate Emerald Isle beers so you know what you must drink when wearing silly slogan-ed green tees to avoid getting pinched. That’s right, we review all three types of proper Irish black gold:  Guinness stout. And after we down a few, we riff on which comics characters are shameless stereotyped Leprechauns. Poor little guys. All they want to do is grant some wishes, keep their pot of gold, and hang in the ‘hood. 

Brewery: St. James's Gate Brewery, Dublin, Ireland

Guinness Extra Stout
Style: Irish Dry Stout, 5.6% ABV,
First Available: 1821
Tasting Notes: Hopped, bitter chocolate woody Black Tom flavors that drive you mad for a Juggernaughtin'. 
Rating: 3.6/5

Guinness Foreign Extra Stout
Style: Irish Dry Export Stout, 7.5% ABV,
First Available: 1801
Tasting Notes: Coffey, full bodied enough to let your Scottish girlfriend cut your face off and wear it without emitting your Banshee wail.
Rating: 3.7/5

Guinness Draught
Style: Irish Dry Stout, 4.2% ABV,
First Available: 1959
Tasting Notes: So slinky, smooth  you got to use a “gh” instead of an “f” and want to replace an “e” with a “y” to sing a Siryn song of Pogues lyrics. 
Rating: 3.85/5

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Welcome again to Masterpiece Comics Theater, an aural interwebs show where we debate all things graphic novels and imbibe all things barley brews. Lord KMacsworth III of Inkshire and Sir Yexington, Man of Comic Sans Letters bring you this time a heartpounding tale about a denary nighttides for a Slavic savage killing all in is path while being hunted by the Detective. The fashion minded killer won’t stop until all of those involved with creation of U.S. Millenium Falcon are мертвый. Can the Dark Knight get a step ahead in time to save the Gipper? Nancy does not D.A.R.E. to ask what will happen after 10 Nights of the Beast.

Comic Details:

Batman #417-#420 (March 1988-June 1988)

Writer: Jim Starlin
Artist: Jim Aparo
Inker: Mike DeCarlo
Covers: Mike Zeck
Colorist: Adriene Roy
Letter: Augustin Mas / John Costanza
Editor: Denny O’Neil

The Highlights:

• KGBeast  (Anatoli Knyazev): He knows how to rock those leather Gimp briefs, he knows how to throw shurikens, he doesn’t know cutting a rope is easier than cutting off your own damn hand. Nightly average body count: 9.8. 
• A Complete Story Telling Ride: The covers make you want to read the book, the story keeps you turning the page, and the art and panel layout keeps the right pace for four fun issues.
• Batman gets the Beat Down: Proto-Bane just whales on the Bats. Two gunshots through the same shoulder hole. Good planning Dark Knight. 
• Batman, the Detective: Only Batman can harass every street hood to find out where a Russian assassin hunting the president is. Gotham is his home and he knows every sewer storage room cul de sac. 
• Reagan!: If you’re going to tell the ultimate 80s Cold War Story, you better not back off in featuring Ronnie hangin’ with Commissioner Gordon. 

Beers:
KMacworth: 1888, Pinellas Ale Works, St. Petersburg, FL
Style: Russian Imperial Stout, 11.5% ABV, 110 IBU
Rating: Harder to cutoff the tap good than a rope wrapped around your wrist.  

Yexington: Hype Machine, Trouvaille Brewing Co., Haymarket, VAStyle: Champurrado Imperial Stout, 12.2% ABV, 74 IBU
Rating: Getting the KGBeast clothes discount at the local S&M dungeon.    

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Beers, breweries, books, movies we loved in 2023.
Beers, breweries, books, moves we want to love in 2024.
Plus the 2nd highest grossing Kraven the Hunter movie of all time!

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Join us as we pub crawl back to 1988-1989 with DC's Cosmic Odyssey Jim Starlin and Mike Mignola  

Team up with Darkseid to save the universe and your favorite candy from the Anti Life Equation. 

Defeat the Green Lantern Corp with wiffle ball bats.  

 Rhyme with Yek and Etrigan the Demon 

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Swimming upstream is always tough, but especially when there’s a Yule tide! KMac & Yek gots the solution with their annual caroling in an ode to Aquaman-Mas! To help drink the chords, they synchronized along their fin friend, Aquaman Alex! Despite best efforts, we found out we cannot talk to fishes, just drink like them. 

•  A Dank, Undersea Cave: The Aquacave!
• 2 Dynamic Teams: Justice League; The Others
• 3 Funky Origins: Undersea explorer dad training, Son of Tom & Atlanna, & Some werido kid left on a reef. 
• 4 Casting Aquamans: Davide Spade, Alan Ritchson, Justin Hartley, Jason Momoa.
• 5 Gone Fingers....For a Gold Harpoon: Piranha all nom, nom’ed on them Curry fish sticks. 
• 6 Girls a-Laying: Mera, Esther Maris, Dolphin, Kako, Wonder Woman, & Nera, an actual dolphin.
• 7 Seas a-Sloshing: Kingdoms of Atlantis, Xebel, The Fisherman, The Brine, The Trench, Deserters, & the Lost Kingdom (which CBCO knows is Skartaris!). 
• 8 Menaces a-Meddling: Shark, Thanatos, Scavenger, Fisherman, Kordax, Ocean Master, & Black Manta.
• 9 Powers Synchronizing: Breath underwater, Super Swimming, Night Vision, Thick Skin, Super Endurance, Super Strong, Fish Telepathy, Water Balls, Fligh. 
• 10 Relatives a-Relating: Tom Curry (Golden/Silver Age Dad), Aruther Curry (Post Crisis Dad), Atlan (Wizard Dad), Atlanna (Mom), Tula (Step Sister), Aqaua-Baby (1st son), Koryak (2nd son), Andrina Curry (Daugther), Aqualad I/Tempest (1st Ward), Aqualad II (2nd Ward). 
• 11 Appellations Announcing: Arthur Curry, Orin, Swimmer, AC, King of Atlantis, King of the Seven Seas, The Sea King, Protector of the Deep, Marine Marvel, Aquatic Ace, Wet Dave
• 12 Companions Campaigning: Ark the Seal, Porpy the Porpoise, Seahorses: Misty, Sea Imp, & Storm, Prom (Dolphin Mom), Karathen (Movie Kraken), Topo the Octopus, Salty the AquaDog, Fluke (Brave & Bold Dolphin), Tusky the Walrus, Aqua-Melvin the Super Sea Clown.  

Beers:
KMac: Winter Warmer, Cage Brewing, St. Petersburg, FL
Style: Spiced Scoth Ale, 8.0% ABV
Rating: Topo, the Octopus Archer!

Yek:  Griswold’s Winterbock, Solace Brewing Company, Sterling, VA
Style: Dopplebock, 8.2% ABV
Rating: Super Sea Clown!

 Aquaman Alex: Christmas Ale, Great Lakes Brewing Co., Cleveland, OH
Style: Winter Warmer, 7.5% ABV
Rating: Aquatic Ace!

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Our interview and brew time with creator Simon Birks.  Antarctica from @topcow. 

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Ki Ki Ki, Ma ma ma ma. It’s the scariest time ever: October has a Friday the 13th! That means KMac & Yek must delve into the lore of Crystal Lake counselor killings by murdering over Friday the 13th, the comic, #1-#6 by Wildstorm.  This is a rare hockey mask to hockey mask recording with the boys in the same room (but not because they all scared…ok, maybe a little scared). Boogity Books & Beer-tober, B**ches!  

Five Comic Slays:

• Crystal Lake Mythology: Wait, Jason ain’t the first one chasing boobs to slash…
• Unstoppable Jason: No flimsy cabin window slowing down our J-Dawg. 
• Adulty: Wowza, the woods of Crystal Lake have a lot of different type hooters. 
• Big Twists:  Who did the what now with the manchette, shovel…
• The Kills: He will straight drop a car on a dude’s head and who knew he was a 1984 U.S. Olympic archery alternate. 

 Beer:
GWAR Blood Geyser, Devil’s Backbone Brewing Company, Lexington, VA.
Style: Blood Orange IPA, 5.5% ABV, 21 IBUs 

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Your boys swigged their way through one of the premiere U.S. beer events: Snallygaster. Listen in as we preview all the beers we wanted to try on Pennsylvania Avenue steps from the White House, and the review ratings aftermath of trying to drink our way through over 400 beers. There’s nothing we won’t do for charity. 

 A few Breweries & Beers we were able to hit up:

•  Alesong Brewing & Blending, Double Barrle Maestro, Barleywine aged in Heaven Hill then Henry McKenna 10 Year Bourbon Barrels, 16.0%
• Cellarest Beer Project, Bot-ober Cellarfest 2023, Oak Barrel-Aged Festbier (Wooden Robot Collab.), 5.2%
• Crooked Run Fermentation: Sentimental Education, Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Stout w/ Hazelnuts, Walnuts, Vanilla Beans, Ceylon Cinnamon & Maple Syrup (Barreled Souls, Finback & Tripping Animals Collab.), 16.0% 
• De Struise Bouwers, Clash Of The Titans 2018: Grand Reserva, Wine & Sherry Barrel-Aged Barleywine, 12.6%
• Hill Farmstead Brewery: Vera Mae 2022, Wine Barrel-Aged Farmstead Ale w/ Wildflower Honey & Dandelion Flowers, 6.0%
• Inner Voice Brewing: Adjustable Rate, Brandy Barrel-Aged Barleywine w/ Caramelized Orange Peel & Vanilla (Magnanimous Collab.), 12.5%
• Off Color Brewing, Miscellanea Vol. 4, Foedre-Aged Wild Ale (Allagash, Jester King, Side Project, Jackie O's & Keeping Together Collab.), 6.2%
• Thin Man Brewery: Apple Brandy Barrel-Aged Awesome Jenkins, Apple Brandy Barrel-Aged Imperial Stout, 14.2%
• Weissbräu Schwendl, Festbock, Weizenbock, 7.0%

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Starlite from Overcast Comics.  
Starlitekickstarter.com
@starlitecomic
Writer - Travis Webb:  @webbwerx
Artist - Brett Weldele: @brettweldele
Writer - Greg Smith:  @thatamazingtwit

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Comic Books & Cold Ones is the codename for America’s dumb, highly inebriated, special podcast force. It’s purpose: Drink beers, talk $hit, relive 80s nostalgia. Yo, Beers!. Listen in as KMac and Yek along with their buddies JZ and Gempster conduct another Fantasty, Fantasy Draft. This time the classic 80s G.I. Joe cartoon. Drink along as we debate if Dr. Mindbender’s abs trump Lady Jaye’s pixie haircut, how nobody in the government paid attention to how accurate to reality Cobra’s schemes were, & why KMac was just the worst kid owning the USS Flagg Aircraft Carrier toy. As Cobra Commander always aid: “Listen or Perish, you Insolent Fools!”

 Draft Eligible: Any character, vehicle, or base that appeared on the Sunbow-Marvel G.I. Joe cartoon (1983-87) & G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)

Rules: 

• Each person chooses a force: 2 Joe & 2 Cobra; Flip to choose force.
• Slithery Cobra: Joe, Cobra, Joe, Cobra; reverse each round.
• Flip to choose a 5 day plot:
• M.A.S.S. Device
• Revenge of Cobra: Weather Dominator
• Pyramid of Darkness
• Arise, Serpentor, Arise

The Curve Balls:

• Brig’em: Put someone’s pick into the Brig; any force can then draft.
• The Alley Dupe: Steal another force’s pick.
• Hijacked: Steal another force’s vehicle or base. 
• Half the Battle: Put someone on the spot by making them name a real or believable “Knowing is Half the Battle” PSA or they drop  to last in that round.
• Order of Battle: Challenge if someone’s pick is inbounds.

 Roster Spots:

• Leader: The team’s main main.
• Lacky #1: The one taking the lumps.
• Dynamic Duo: Got have a couple with chemistry.
• Beauty: Got make this look good.
• Specialist: A particular set of skills.
• Rowdy, Rowdy, Bowdy, Bowdy: Someone getting dirty, dirty.
• A Vehicle: How your rollin’.
• Base: Got have a fly crib. 

Beers:
KMac:  Taste Like Freedom, Tampa Bay Brewing Co., Tampa, FL
Style: Fruited Sout, 6.3% ABV
Rating: Shing dome Destro

Yek:  Ghost: Maiden Pain, Adroit Theory Brewing, Purcellville, VA
Style: Rye IPA, 7.5% ABV
Rating: Patten leather Baroness

JZ: Improvised Explosive Noms, Tactical Brewing Co., Orlando, FL
Style: Fruited Sour 4.8% ABV
Rating: Chef’s kiss Road Block.

Gempster: Duke’s cold nose Brown Ale, Bold City Brewing, Jacksonville, FL
Style: Brown Ale, 5% ABV
Rating: Oddly, Sgt. Slaughter

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Suns out, and the suns still out! That must mean KMac & Yek are slow sipping away on their annual summer Comic-cation in the long-lost land of Skartaris! Dinosaurs, Atlantean Technology, & lots & lots of skin! Turn up the 3 Dog Night & break out your booze to mixology some great beer Tiki drinks that only the boys can create! Drink along & read along to every splash page in the Scrolls of Blood. 

 Comic-ation Itinerary:

 Tourism Slogan: Sword, Sorcery, & Sun! Dirty dance your day awa…forever. 

How we getting there:
Them Big Holes in them Poles!

How we getting home:
Subway train to Machu Pichu, of course. 

Resort Staff: 

• Host: Warlord, Travis Morgan - Don’t stare directly at my Snow Leopard thong.  
• Hostility Directors:  Deimos – Rest, relax, reincarnate with him!
• Concierge: Machiste - Always ready with a helping mace.
• Refreshments Director: Mongo Ironhand – Minute ready magic martinis!
• Tour Guide: Mariah Romonova – Side, under, inner boob for you, Capitalist swine!
• Marquee Entertainment: Shakira, Whenever, wherever, Rowaar!

Attractions:

• Sun, sun, sun, then some sun, oh $hit it’s like there’s an eternal sun.
• Temple of Fear – Nothing scarier than a phallic Hall of Doom. 

 Amenities:

• How does your light shine in the Halls of Shamballah The Golden, hotel and convention center.
• Thieves Market Spa – Throw away your pants for a chainmail thong. 
• Drink at Crash Early’s saloon – Easy to find because the sign is in English. 

 Must do events:

• A genuine slave gallery experience – The kids will love it!
• Jennifer Morgan’s Magic Show – Nepo-baby making an Eldritch Blast!

Tiki Beer Drinks:
KMAC: Skartaris Sunburn! (Riff on a Tequilla Sunrise)
Beer: Corona Extra, Cerveceria Modelo, Mexico City, Mexico
Recipe: Large Tiki mug full of ice, 1½ oz tequila, splash grenadine, ½ bottle corona, fill rest with orange juice.
Rating: SPF SR-71

Yek: Travis Morgan (Riff on a Jet Pilot)
Beer: Stiegl-Radler Grapefruit, Stieglbrauerei, Salzburg, Austria
Recipe: Pour 1 oz hi-tess Jamaican rum, ¾ demerara rum, ¾ oz gold rum, ¾ oz lime juice, ½ oz cinnamon syrup, ½ oz falernum into a Tiki mug full of ice with a splash of absinthe & bitters then fill with Radler. 
Rating: Dirty Dancing Dinosaur Lift!

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Like something out of myth, your favorite two podcasters are swigging forward on their epic pub crawl through all the comic crossovers they can. This time KMac and Yek are taking their  imbibing form moderately famous to legendary with the mid-80s DC classic: Legends! You want to know how DC sorted out all the alternate Earths crisis crap? Buddy, grab you yourself a sixer and listen as we hit the highs and lows at the bottom of DC’s pints.  

Legends:

1)      That Fantom Stranger: The future scientist, wandering jew, fallen angel king.
2)      Suicide Squad gets Re-Dead! You can thank Legends, Mr. James Gunn!
3)      Blue Beetle Vs. Chronos: There will be sandwiches!
4)      Superman Savior of Apokolips! He'll save every one of us!

Lessengends:

1)      The Justice League of @$$: Martian Manhunter, Vibe, Vixen, Gypsy, Elongated Man and muther’ f’in trash Steel.
2)      Just like DC Cinematic, Captain Marvel fails to launch.
3)      Jason Todd takes a beaten, but sadly stays alive. Joker just stealing Legends’ valor.
4)      Warhounds? WTF is a Warhound? Who’s master plan hinges on robotic dogs? 

Beers:

KMac:
Voodoo Ranger 1985, New Belgium Brewing Company, Ft. Collins, CO
Style: NEIPA, 6.7% ABV, 30 IBU
Rating: Like giving Jason Todd a 1985 tune up street style. 

Yek: 
A Gateway to Inhabitable Vast Magnificent Worlds, Burial Brewing Co, Asheville, NC
Style: Kolsch, 4.9% ABV
Rating: Like a Superman who rises from the Hunger Dogs, a style born anew. 

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If we do say so ourselves, KMac & Yek are the world’s finest combo when it comes to reading beer and drinking comic books 😊! So it’s only fitting to tune in to hear as they drink two of the finest beers in the world while chatting about DC World’s Finest starring Superman & Batman. The boys breakdown the recent 2020 incarnation first five issue run by Mark Waid & Dan Mora. Try to keep up with all the easter egg shoutouts and Green Lantern wiffle ball bat beat down as you get top notch beer tasting review notes like “clementine” and “cloudy malt”. Bonus! Learn the secret 1492 West Indies origin of India Pale Ales and how the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria brought craft beer to Florida. Hey, it’s better than reading a World’s Worst starring Guy Gardner, Warrior and Bloodwynd!

Beers:
KMac:
Jai Alai, Cigar City Brewing, Tampa, FL
Style: IPA, 7.5% ABV, 65 IBU

Yek: 
Saison Dupont, Brasserie Dupont, Tourpes, Belgium
Style: Saison, 6.5% ABV

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Summer is here and that means blow out spectaculars of beer and comic book movies! This year of course marks the final installment of James Gunn’s opus, Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy. KMac and Yek bring you up to speed on all the info you need to enjoy watching and rewatching all the GoG goodness. That means we cover the original GoG, the iconic team form up from Annihilation Conquest, and anything and everything in the MCU GoG.  Of course, lots and lots of Taserface thoughts! The real trilogy hero. Listen in as we rate who is a BeerBuster and who is just a Buster in the GoG Universe all while enjoying some Cosmic themed craft brews. Get emotionally gifted like us!

KMac:
Cosmic Crown, Cigar City Brewing, Tampa, FL
Style: Belgian-Style Strong Golden Ale, 9% ABV, 36 IBUs

Yek:  Galaxy Queen, Mully’s Brewery, Prince Frederick, MD
Style: Double Dry Hopped Blond Ale, 6.5% ABV

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Here we go again

Grab the finest of beers and listen to our ramblings about 1990's World's Finest 3 issue run.  Written by Dave Gibbons, Pencils by Steve Rude, Inks by Karl Kessel. 

It's a story full orphans as Joker and Luthor switch cities and get into the orphan business.

 You too can learn the in's and out's of orphan law in the DC Universe!  There's not much too it.    

Lex Luthor's attempt to diversify into the orphanage business is upended when Joker goes full ham ... again.

Superman and Batman switch cities.  Will Batman get with Lois or Jimmy?  Why won't Superman stay at Wayne manor?

Why does Luthor own a nuclear power plant with no oversight?!?!

KMAC Beer: Tampa Export by Barriehaus Brewing, Tampa FL.  5.8 ABV, 31 IBUs

2023 Brewers Ball Gold Medal.  Voted #3 Lager in USA by Untapped 

YEK Beer:  The World Famous Old Peculier by Thekston in Masham, North Yorkshire.  5.6 ABV with cherry banana aroma 

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K-Mac & Yek are bringing it Bock for with our spring green edition of Who Wore It Better: Poison Ivy or Plantman! Who creeps down the root runner way better: the Lettuce Lass or the Leaffy Lad! Listen up & drink down the bad bud puns with us. 

 Categories: 

• Origin: Plantman – Tinkering on a garden hoe Samuel Smithers way more interesting than tinkered on garden ho Pamela Isley. 
• Powers/Abilities: Poison Ivy – Pheromones, philling me? 
• Fashion: Poison Ivy - Showing off those leggy roots gets drops Dick Grayson’s walnuts instantly. 
• Weapons/Tools - Poison Ivy: Just ask Bell Biv DeVoe, that girl is POISON.  Also took glass craft in Arkham. 
• Silly Schemes & Battles - Plantman: Will frame yo @$$ and then return to the scene to brag about it to any superheroes who show up. 
• X-Factor - Plantman: He’s got a submarine and tries to make Central Park his homebase. No fig leaf covering his pistil. 

It’s a split pea tie.!

 KMac:
Screaming Goats, J. Wakefield Brewing, Tampa, FL
Style: Doppelbock, 9.3% ABV

Yek:  Macadocious Maibock, Denizens Brewing Co., Silver Spring, MD
Style: Maibock, 7.1% ABV

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Who would have thought to lovers of beer and comics could possibly find a way to chat about beer comics 50 times on the internet? But, here we are amazingly. Anything for the fan! K-Mac and Yek are celebrating this golden episode level with 2 golden age classic #50s and 2 other super classic #50s. Enjoy this double beer to fisting celebration of all things #50 comics have to offer.

Detective Comics #50:  

•  Are The Three Devils comics first ever super villains? Perhaps, Oui Oui.
• Batman just straight jeeping gangsters.
• Robin Rocket Skates,  damsel in distress railroad track hijinks.
• Who knew a gangster named Trigger would be willing to shoot someone. 
• Oh Freddie, if your 1920s parents only knew that name would make you a “fence”.

 Action Comics #50:

• “Baseball is a man’s game, Lois” Superman or Super-misogynist, Clark Kent?
• The Metropolis Ravens sure looking in good in Lauderville spring training.
• Star baseball players in drunken brawls. Somethings never change. 
• Madame Lois just straight man-whoring out Clark. 
• Mabel Dawson, DC’s best villain. She’ll straight cap your dome.

Amazing Spider-Man #50:

• That cover!
• Well, Aunt May you getting sick again is why we cannot have Spider-Man.
• Gwen Stacy is always willing to hang on a line to date guys.
• First Kingpin! Ironically, last The Big Man.
• Hey isn’t that the guard from Spider-Man’s wrestling days? Damn it Stan Lee, you got us again with that sneaky origin story retell. 

Wolverine #50 (Vol 2): 

• Something,  X-caliber rifle, something, 6.75 mm round, something, something Larry Hama dialogue.
• Who are we going to get to pay for this super Weapon X project?  CIA, no. SHIELD, no, Depart. of Agriculture, that’s it. 
• But how can we afford the budget for these “Fake” memory shoots? I know, Canadian Film or Video Production Tax Credit. Just like Stargate SG-1 and every Fox Friday night show.
• Guess what? Adamantium works on budget rate robot Stryfe. 

KMac:
Beer 1: Luminescence, Florida Avenue Brewing Co., Tampa, FL
Style: Tropical Hazy IPA, 7% ABV
Beer 2: Wild Little Thing, Sierra Nevada Brewing Co., Chico, CA
Style: Slightly Sour Ale, 5.5% ABV

Yek: 
Beer 1: Ten Fidy - Barrel Aged, Oskar Blues Brewer, Longmont, CO
Style: Bourbon Barrel Aged Stout, 12.5% ABV
Beer 2:  Golden Goat, Silver Branch Brewing Co., Silver Spring, MD

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Born in the 30th century AD, tripped out to the 30 century BC, warred up in the 40th century AD, and trying to rule all the centuries BC and AD….Kang the Conqueror – This is your life! Listen as KMac and Yek draw up the murder board of Kang and his infinite-selves so you can be just as confused as us. Before you see Antman and the Wasp: Quantumania, you will be glad you swigged some brews with us to get lost in time on what that blue face, floating invisible BarcaLounger reclining Inventor of Blue Kang Kooler Kool Aid is all about. 

 All the Kangs, So Much Time:

• Kang the Conqueror: Blue Ballz Kang! 
• Rama Tut: Chin Beard Ballz Kang!
• Immortus: Old Ballz Kang!
• Scarlet Centurion: Ginger Ballz Kang!
• Victory Timely (Jr., III): Wisconsin Cheese Ballz Kang!
• Iron Lad: Steel Cup Ballz Kang
• Kid Immortus: Old Soul Ballz Kang!
• Baby Kang: No Ballz Kang!
• Doom the Annihilating Conqueror: East European Manscaped Ballz Kang!
• Kangaroo the Conqueror: Ball Pouch Ballz Kang!
• Council of Kangs: Multi-Ballz Kang!
• Transdimensional Group of Selves: Multi-Multi-Ballz Kang! 
• Kang Collective: All Types of Ballz Kang!

Beers:
KMac: You’re My Boy Blue, Florida Avenue Brewing Co., Tampa, FL
Style: Blueberry Wheat Ale, 5.3% ABV
Rating: Doom the Annihilating Conqueror. All mashed up and good. 

Yek: Creator / Destroyer, Oliver Brewing Company, Baltimore, MD.
Style: Espresso Brown Ale, 6% ABV
Rating: Victory Timely. A classic style with an out time touch. 

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 Ever get that feeling that you have other earth-selves wanting to horn in on your gig? If so, you probably need to look around and see if there’s some a’hole in a medieval-space cosplay costume screaming “The end….!”. Because if so, you just got your @zz DC Comics Crisis-ed! This time on the Big Swig Pub Craw KMac and Yek breakdown that very first DC company crossover, Crisis on Infinite Earth.  Get out your Who’s Who volumes ‘cause you are going to need them as we drink our way through this one. And what better way to sum up a multiverse colipase, then letting KMac and Yek sum up their enumerated hits and misses:

5 Hits:

• Those dope Perez Covers: Name all those Villains!
• It’s EPIC: Blue Beetle coming in hot with the Shazam family!
•  All the characters You best believe everyone’s elite scuba diver team, the Sea Devils, are in this $hiz.
• Them stakes were real: Don’t act like you didn’t cry when Supergirl died.
• That hero that always ruins things: Pariah!!! Hopefully, there’s a Bizaro Pariah.

5 Misses:  

• Lots of odd panels: How anorexic can Perez make these panels?
• This is the big bad?: How is there an Anti-Monitor before a Monitor? Why does he have metal nose beard dreads? 
• Not that bad: Multiverse collapsing? Meh, look dinosaurs in Metropolis.
• If this doesn’t work, then we will do this, and then maybe this: Ah? Just put Castle Grayskull in space.
• Why you do that?: No more Barry Allen for 2 decades. Rough, bro. 

KMac: Stay Noided, OverFlow Brewing Co., St. Petersburg, FL
Style: NEIPA, 6.5% ABV
Rating: Earth 3 at home, but Earth 1 at the bar.

Yek: Midnight Sun, Ithaca Beer Co., Ithaca, NY
Style: Black Lager, 5,8% ABV
Rating: Earth Prime only one son that turns out dark. 

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New year, new levels of pumptitude by KMac and Yek on all new things comics and beer. Listen in as we breakdown all the great things in the 2022 Double Deuce Caboose had and what we are fanboying on for 2023 all while KMac stumbles through his first ever growler and Yek drinks a beer made by 6 breweries.  How do they even…

 2023 Comics Stuff:

• Quantumania Bitchez!
• How many verses are in the Spiderverse!
• Maximum Mutant Clonage is happening and we may get to see some sexy Goblin King!
• Aquaman 2. More Momoa, more fishing frenching, but less things Heard.
• Vintage X-Men 97! Drag your blankets to the floor in front of the TV. 
• Thank god the Snyder-verse is dead! Get your buckets out to collect all those bro tears.
• Get your tickets now for the #1 Kraven movie of all time!

2023 Beer Things:

• Long live lagers.
• The kids have discovered day drinking. Get your session on!
• Two fisted drinking! Craft booze is bitin’ into the beer market.
• Little Kings are Mutha’ F’in Back!

KMac: Turbid 7, Green Bench Brewing Co., St. Petersburg, FL
Style: Triple Dry-Hopped Hazy, 6.5% ABV

Yek: Collaborator,
2 Silos Brewing Co., Manassas, VA
Fairwinds Brewing, Lorton, VA
Old Bust Head Brewing Co., Vint Hill, VA
Old Ox Brewery, Ashburn, VA
Three Notch’d Brewing Co., Charlottesville, VA
The Virginia Beer Co., Williamsburg, VA
Style: Double Bock, 8.1% ABV

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As the world’s elite soccer players gather for their 4 year tradition, KMac and Yek are tackling the most pressing question of the FIFA 2020 World Cup: Which country makes the best pale larger (Or actually, which one are we happy to suck down 10 of while making soccer watchable). As the boys swig our way through the challenge, listen to them breakdown the best comic book team made of characters from each the beer brewing nations! 

Our participants in the 2022 Beer Cup are:

• Japan – Sapporo. 4.9%, 18 IBUs. Brewed to Japanese perfection in La Crosse, Wisconsin.  
• The Netherlands – Heineken. 5% ABV, 19-23 IBUs.  Can you still pound 8 Heines like in Freshman year?
• Mexico – Modelo Especial. 4.5 % ABV, 18 IBUs. That’s Special Model for you non-Espanola speakers. 

Listen to find who was crowned the Champion Smooth Drinker and why Katana makes an awful midfielder that ruins the game for everyone else.   

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Welcome again to Master Piece Comics Theater, an aural interwebs show where we debate all things graphic novels and imbibe all things barley brews. Lord KMacsworth III of Inkshire and Sir Yexington, Man of Comic Sans Letter bring you this time an international tryst about a crimson covered gem, and we’re not talking that plebian DiCaprio film. Pour your snifter full as you join us on a classic inter-continental romp as the Captain of the Americas and the fair Rachel, Lady with the Back of Diamonds match wits and wills with the dastardly Baron Zemo and his retinue, Monsieur Batroc’s Brigands. Their goal? The powerful sternum stone of Ulysses Bloodstone. Uncork your fanciest of ales and saga along. Just don’t drag your linen like that old money, the Living Mummy.  

Comic Details: Captain America #357-#362 (May 1989-July 1989)

Writer: Mark Gruenwald
Artist/Co-Plotter: Kieron Dwyer
Inker: Al Milgrom
Colorist: Gregory Wright
Letter: Jack Morelli
Editor: Ralph Macchio
EIC: Tom DeFalco

All the Destinations:

• Uptown NYC, Silverman Funeral Home. When you must steal a skeleton, be sure to rent a U-Haul and waive the extra insurance. ‘Cause that’s mercenary, bro.
• Downground NYC, Chamber of Conspiracy. Dead shaolin monk, check, Dead silk dress lady, check. Dead radiation suit guy, check. Dead Skeletor, check. Dead dolphin, WTF???
• The Amazon, The Incan Sacrifice Wheel. That’s some good spear play, Cap, in a clearly Mayan, not Incan, temple.
• Bermuda, Sunken Airliner. Shark meet shield smash. Batroc totally hearts-y for CA. Hey there Crossbones. I see you for the 1st time.  
• Egypt, The Lair of the Living Mummy. Thank god Diamondback speaks that totally useful modern Egyptian the Living Mummy understands while tossing around CA. Hide ‘n Seek World Champ – Crossbones. 
• Tokyo, Restaurant??? – Ah well guess we ran out of death places. Might as well enjoy some yakitori & cut this stone out of an old dude’s tummy. 

KMacworth: Grateful Red, Folklore Brewing & Meadery, Dothan, AL
Style: Flanders German Red, 6% ABV, 18 IBU
Rating: MF’in Hellfire Helix of red in your tummy.

Yexington: Black Forest, Ale Werks Brewing Co., Williamsburg, VA
Style: BBA Chocolate Stout with Cherries, 9.5% ABV
Rating: A fancy savate kick to your Chamber of Conspiracy dome.  

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SPOILERS: This episode contains spoilers for the Disney Plus Special Werewolf by Night near the 01:07:00 mark

 Werewolves are scary! Nights are scary! Werewolves by Nights must be scarier! Especially if you spell Night with a “K”. Boogity Books and Beer-Tober continues this episode as KMac and Yek spook up on those two topical Disney+ characters: Werewolf by Night and Moon Knight. You many not know this but they’ve kinda met a few times before. But did you know it was because of fat, old rich guys? Thought not & that’s why it’s so scary.

Werewolf by Night #32-#33:

Silicon Valley, Hollywood, Werewolves: California’s economic engines. $10,000 sounds like good bread to take down a werewolf until you realize you’re walking around in $200,000 of silver. Just try to keep your pet werewolf in the helicopter.

Moon Knight #29-#30:

Man, who would have thought Satanist would be so mad up to catch a werewolf and have the tech skills to make awesome wrist guns? Luckily for all, hypnosis works on half-man, half-wolf combos. Fully body pressing old, rich dudes off NYC roofs is a good way to let out the angst. 

Marc Spector: Moon Knight #52-#53 (#50-#51 Interludes):

 Oh, mon ami, there’s Loup-Garou in Le Maison de Spector and I like his stylish leather vest. C’est bon. Time for a menage a trois fight wit’ Remy as the bouillabaisse. Better get to Central Park where all the weird stuff goes down with hell-spawnish things. 

Werewolf by Night Disney+ Special Presentation:

 Lots of Things happen! Check out our previous episode to learn all about Marvel’s Legion of Monsters. 

Beers:
KMac:
Hellcat with Iron Maiden, BrewDog, Ohio/Scotland 
Style: IPL, 6% ABV
Rating: Ful Werewolf Body Press!!!

Yek:
Fear the UnGnome with Trvl Channel, Silver Branch Brewing Co., Silver Spring, MD
Style: Golden Ale, 6.5% ABV
Rating: Whatever knows fear, shall imbibe at the taste of this beer!

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What….if…KMac and Yek drank themselves into an alternate reality where mutant vampires reign supreme and Frogman is put down lest he overthrow the blood-ocracy? Luckily the boys are that bad@ass and this episode break down 2 of the greatest What Ifs? ever for another entry in Boogity Books & Beer-tober, B**ches!  

 Uncanny X-Men #159:

 This is the wacky rom-com comic that started it all with a lovesick Dracula just trying to marry his goddess, Storm. There are bites, Hebrews, monogramed scarfs, and Misty Knight’s beers. 

 Uncanny X-Men Annual #6:

 Wait, we thought Dracula got over his Storm-y heart stake blues. The X-Men should’ve of known better. Luckily, Cyclops can just start blastin’.

 What If #24 (Vol. 2): 

Wolverine is the MF’N Lord of the Vampires & the Punisher gets to be Sorcerer Supreme. You read all that right and it is that awesome. 

What if? #37 (Vol. 2): 

Wolverine Vampire Lord, a Jaunty Mr. Sinister, the Goblin Queen, Dormammu…We need a flow chart to follow all this. 

 Beers:

KMac:
Dead Guy Ale, Rogue Ales & Spirits, Newport, OR
Style: Maibock, 6.8% ABV, 40 IBU
Rating: Living large like the notorious DRAC in Central Park.

Yek:
Old Ghoulish, Abomination Brewing Co., North Haven, CT
Style: American Lager, 4.7% ABV
Rating: Living large like the undisputed DRAC with monogramed everything.

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Sometimes KMac and Yek just like to drink with no other reason than to drink beer. This is one of those shows and the boys each sample wide variety of suds and while rambling about a wide variety of topics:

Human Target is a pretty good comic, right?

Can She-Hulk crack the top ranks of comedic law tv shows?

Is that Sandman star, Tom Sturridge, or just Yek stealing that role?

Why cannot Nick Cage make more Ghost Rider movies?

Can KMac or Yek ever remember an actor’s or actress’s name correctly?

KMac samples some local releases and Yek engages in a local lager off!

KMac: 

Super Marzen Bros, Florida Avenue Brewing Co., Tampa, FL
Style: Marzen, 5.5% ABV. Hops: Ahtanum 

Palm Bender, Big Storm Brewing Co., Tampa Bay, FL.
Style: IPA, 7.3% ABV

 Yek: 

Much Ado, Aslin Breer Co., Alexandria/Herndon, VA.
Style: Helles Lager, 4.5% ABV

Locust Point Lager, Diamondback Brewing Co., Baltimore, MD
Style: Corn Lager, 4.5% ABV

Glass Castle, Silver Branch Brewing Co., Silver Spring, MD
Style: Pilsner, 5% ABV

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A taste off of Dogfish Head's Minute IPAs from 30 to 90.  Which DC Time Villain corresponds to each beer? Featuring:

Minute Man, the one minute Captain America;

Hourman, only half as good as 2 Hourman;

Chronos, our favorite sandwich lovin' master of time; 

Clock King, can see several moments into the future but only Yek can see several beers into the future. 

Plus, a Miss Earth Pageant with an ELEMENTAL COURT? Miss Earth, Wind, Fire, and Water!  Captain Planet lives!

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In 2022, a crack beer drinking team was confided to a podcast for a crime no one asked for. The men promptly imbibed their way out of seriousness into the 1980s TV underground. Today, still sought by nobody they survive as swiggers of fortune. If you need to form a super team, if only nostalgia can help, and if you can find any of their podcasting platforms…maybe you can listen to the Fantasy Fantasty Draft: 80s TV Shows edition!

KMac and Yek are joined by Gempster and Spoon of the Kev and Kev Talkin’ Sports Podcast to draft super teams from live action 1980s TV shows.

Rules:

Draft each category slot with each category being a round. 1980s live-action TV shows, mini-series, and movies of the week are eligible. Character or item must have actually appeared in 1980s for shows spanning more than 1 decade. 

Categories:

• Brains: The schemer, planner, and glue of the team
• Muscle: When they plan fails, they smash.
• Sex Appeal: Hot bit of something when words an whup @ss fail.
• Driver: Someone to get you in and out.
• Transportation: What they drivin’.
• Wildcard: Unexpect the expected.
• Bad Guy: Evil is as evil does.
• Scheme: The best 1980s TV plot for each team to tackle. 

Each player has one steal that can be used at the time of another player's pick. No steal-back-sies!

Each player has one veto that may be used over another player's pick but it must be sustained by the remaining two players. 

Listen in to find out who stole Punky Brewster to ride or die on the Stark Trek: The Next Generation Enterprise. 

Beers info to come!

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We’re still drinkin’ and big time crossoverin’!!! K-Mac and Yek stumble out one last round all about the wackiness that gripped the whole Marvel Univerise in 1985/86, Secret Wars II. Twice the Beyonder, twice the random 1980s life observations. 

So as not to require us bringing back Members Only jackets, we are only hitting up the hits:

·         Captain America #308: The most valuable 1st appearance ever: STUNULATORS!

·         Web of Spiderman #6: Get paid with that office supply GAP, SM!

·         Daredevil #223: Damn, DD! That’s some baby staring.

·         Incredible Hulk #312: Origin story of Bruce’s dad is a dick.

·         Avengers #261: Mountains are meant to be punched through.

·         The Thing #30: Wrasslin’ for more beer and ladies, alright, alright.

·         Dr. Strange #74: Wait another origin story.

·         New Mutants #37: New Mutants can get wordy.

·         Rom #72: Less wishing, more Space Knighting.

·         Amazing Spiderman #274: Mephisto lead origin story, clever. 

 Beers:

 KMAC: Gateway Gold, Fort Myers Brewing Co., Ft. Myers, FL
Style: Blonde Ale, 4.1% ABV
Rating: A Gold Ale that out Gaps a solid gold skyscraper. 

 Yek: Smooth Collider, Boulevard Brewing Co., Kansas City, MO
Style: Fruit Sout, 6.5% ABV, 10 IBU
Rating: The nigh omnipotent Beyonder wrasslin’ all the flavors together.

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If you like drinking and live riffing about everyone’s fav pajama wearing force wielder, Obi-Wan Kenobi, then this is the podcast you are looking for. KMac and Yek peep watch the Disney+ 6th and final episode of Obi Wan Kenobi weirdly just named Part VI. Wait does that mean it’s just Return of the Jedi? Enjoy the malt fueled fun as we tell you all about the rock planet Rockth, rebel space hobos, and why the 3rd sister won’t be 2nd sister at the Tatoonie Starbucks. You know they wanted Ice Cube for that part, “Straight out of Coruscant, Crazy A$$ Jedi….” Bring a case so we overcome a Kenob-eer situation. 

Beers:  

KMac: V Twin, Motorworks Brewing, Bradenton, FL
Style: Vienna Lager, 4.7% ABV
Rating: Episode IV: A New Hope - It wins medals like a moisture farm boy droppin’ a Death Star.

Yek: Battle Priest, 3 Floyds Brewing, Munster, IN
Style: Wilde Ale, 7.5% ABV
Rating: Star Wars: Clone Wars – Samurai Jacking the way you view light saber fights. 

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Your fav beer-funny book heads have saved up all their vacay days and we are ready to break out for some fun, sun, cocktails, and large headed organisms designed for singular purposes! The only spot we found that meets all these criteria are the tropical shores of Boca Caliente, A.I.M. Island. For this trip, we are enjoying our fav high ABV beer tiki drinks. So fill up your fav tiki mug from Geeki Tikis or Mondo Tiki with some extra boozy recreation and enjoy the fun sounds of us trying to figure out how recline in a cosmic cube beach chair. 
 
Comic-ation Itinerary:

Tourism Slogan: So M.O.D.A.M Fun! Bring your big head to the Hot Mouth!

How to get there:
S.S. Superia Luxury Liner – Shuffle board with all its leggy, leotarded co-cruisers. 

Resort Staff:

• Host: Alessandro Brannex – Such a Super Adaptoid-able guy! Way better than Mr. Roarke.  
• Hostility Directors: M.O.D.A.M. & M.O.D.O.K.- Nothing better than a giant headed Segway tour.
• Recreation Director: Monica Rappaccini – Swim with the syphilitic manatees! 

 Attractions:

• Sun, sun, glorious death ray sun.
• Comic cube clean fresh air – Want some gypsies, just think them up!

Amenities:

• Spacious convention center - Large enough to give Stiltman legroom. 
• Refreshment center – To satiate a Crossbones sized super villain thirst.
• Day Care & Teen Zone – Playdough is not all you can eat

 Must do events:

• A.I.M.’s International Arms Sales Expo – Need a death ray, attend! Need an assault robot, come on down!
• Battle Royal Arena Throwdown– Fight Razor Fist in unarmed combat, but not unhanded. 

Tiki Beer Drinks:
KMAC: Radler-Rita
Beer: Porch Rocker, Samuel Adams Boston Brewery, Boston, MA
Recipe: 4 oz lemonade, 4 oz of Lemon Radler, 3 oz tequila
Rating: Super-Adaptoidly Alcoholy!

 Yek: M.O.Don Day Afternoon
Beer: Radler, Brauerie Schloss Eggenberg, Vorchdorf, Austria 
Recipe: ½ oz lime juice, ½ oz cinnamon syrup, ½ oz grenadine, 2 oz rhum agricole, 4 ounces radler
Rating: M.O.D.A.M, I’m M.O.D.R.O.N.K.!

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KMac & Yek, everyone’s favorite hop-heads of haute couture, are swiggin’ away at suds and swingin’ at fashion again. This time it’s a team tussle on the catwalk with everybody’s favorite B-Squad super teams strutting with the West Coast Avengers vs. the Justice League Europe. Listen in to hear us breakdown who wore it better in the both teams’ initial 1980s kickoff arcs. You know there will be some sweet Daisy Duke’s action, but did you expect it to be on those stunning Wonderman ionic thighs?  

 Categories:

Leaders: The stick shooter takes it. 
AWC: Hawkeye
JLE: Captain Atom

Initial Line-Up: JLE gots too much flava!
AWC: Mocking Bird, Tigra, Wonderman, Ironman (Rhodes & Stark), Wildcard: The Shroud?
JLE: Elongated Man (Sue Dinby coming along), Animal Man, Power Girl, Rocket Red, Metamorpho, the Flash (WW), Wildcard: Where’s Wonder Woman?

Base: Grillin’ & chillin’, West Coast 4 Life.

AWC: LA Beachfront Compound
JLE: Parisian Embassy that cannot keep out smelly Frenchmen. 

 Best Married Couple: Washout
AWC: Hank & Bobbi Barton, super spies!
JLE: Ralph & Sue Dinby, crime solvers!

Da Man: JLE’s sponsor is actually evil, not just playin’.
AWC: Janet Van Dyne, acting all Waspy.
JLE: Max Lord IV, bringing that big Hollywood production hate switcheroo. 

 Ladies Man: Wonderman ain’t play, he just crush alto.
AWC: Ironman / Wonderman
JLE: The Flash / Metamorpho

Villains: Even villains like LaLa land.
AWC: Graviton! Ultron! Grim Reaper!
JLE: Queen Bee & the Global Guardians (Even Captain Planet is hatin’)

Costumes: More skin, more shiny for the win!
AWC: Silver & Red armor! Cat thong bikini! Expedition jacket! Jorts!
JLE: Metamorpho looks kinda of fun. Nuthin’ wrong with Power Girl’s costume

 Winner:
AWC look so much finer at 5, 2, & 1 over JLE!

 Beers:
 KMAC: Nothing Lasts Forever, deBine Brewing Co., Palm Harbor, FL
Style: Berliner Weisse, 4.1% ABV, 5 IBU
Rating: Lemon sharp like Captain Atom, Blackberry flava like Tigra & Power Girl

 Yek: That New New, Solace Brewing Company, Sterling, VA
Style: IPA, 6.2% ABV
Rating: Sunny smooth as a Wonderman in jorts! 

Not Beers:
KMAC: Bud Light Lemon Lime Seltzer, Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, MO
Style: Hard Seltzer 6.0% ABV, 0 IBU

 Yek: Strange Beast, Sierra Nevada Brewing Co., Chico, CA
Style: Hard Kombucha, 7.0% ABV

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I don’t know if you kids out there know that the good ol’ U.S. of A. turned 200 in 1976 and the result was that it turned people bicentennial batsh*t crazy. I mean seriously sh*t got strange…so strange KMac & Yek need to get some odd ball style beers just to cope with all the crazy that is 1976 Doctor Strange. As our inaugural Strange Brews episode, we had to choose the wackiest Sorcerer Supreme series we know of. You know the one where Ben Franklin total bangs Clea on a boat with his bifocals on! America has been hiding it’s Occult History too long. Get you something funky to drink & get ready for this ride!

Comics:

Doctor Strange (Vol 2)-

• Issue #17 (May 1976):

This seems normal Clea & the Doc all jonesing about our nation’s 200th birthday why not visit 1776….I mean 1618??? Francis Bacon? Blackguards? Stygyro? Love him with that cucumber sauce. Wait there’s supposed to be a New Atlantis? Englehart is one out of the box cat.

• Issue #18 (June 1976):

Woah that was fast trip to 1775. Cool a boat & Ben Franklin. You know he invented a new kind of stove, right? Holy Sh*t! Stgyro is a man faced sea serpent in Old Atlantis, where’s the New one? I got faith Doc can handle all that’s going on….Ahem, Ben Franklin is totally droppin his electricity line on Clea, there goes the light, there’s the spark, we have Poor Dick’s almanac... “Englehart!!!!, get into my office right now,” snarls Marv Wolfman.  

• Issue #19 (July 1976):

 “Hi, I’m Marv Wolfman, EOC of Marvel, please ignore all that founding father bangin’ a sorceress from a demon dimension stuff. Look here’s a new He-Man crossover villain, Xander the Great…F’ you, Englehart.”

Beers:
KMAC:ZFG, Hidden Springs Ale Works, Tampa, FL
Style: Pale Ale, 5.5% ABV, 0 IBU
Rating: This beer tases like the Zero F*cks Given by Ben Franklin & Steve Englehart!

 Yek: BEE, Center of the Universe Brewing Company, Ashland, VA
Style: Orange Blossom Honey, 7.2% ABV, 8 IBU
Rating: This beer is like finding the lost chapters of a pork product named philosopher’s anti-establishment work. 

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Welcome again to Master Piece Comics Theater, an aural interwebs show where we debate all things graphic novels and imbibe all things barley brews. Lord KMacworth III of Inkshire and Sir Yexington, Man of Comic Sans Letter this time revel with you in the torrid, twisted little tale that is Batman – Dark Knight, Dark City. If you like The Batman movie and want to find out when the Riddler flipped the dark switch from Jim Carrey to Paul Dano, then head on into Milliken’s Tavern with us and drink a few off duty’s with Sgt. McCarthy while you listen along. Oh did I forget to mention occultist ginger-head founding father, Thomas Jefferson, makes an appearance. Hopefully, Alfred can help unravel this all. 

Comic Details:                                                

Batman , #452-#454 (Aug. 1990 - Sep. 1990)
Writer: Peter Milligan
Artist: Kieron Dwyer
Cover Artist: Mike Mignola

All the Riddles & Rituals:

·         When in the course of human events, you need to summon Barbathos, the Bat Demon, to get your Declaration writing cred up.   

·         Bookworms and Gotham Library guard kisses

·         Blood bank blowout! That stain ain’t coming out unless you take a steam shower. Don’t forget to use the Bat-Bidet.

·         ‘Cause it’s Robot zombie Thriller Night. You lead, Bruce!

·         Dude, Batman totally killed a dog. 

·         Riddler, Ping Pong Ball, Bat Baby Tracheotomy. 

·         What more dancing? This time with a goat at the 5th abandon circus grounds in Gotham!

All these and henchman galore!!

Beers:
KMacworth: Duchesse De Bourgogne, Brouwerij Verhaeghe, Vichte, West Flanders, Belgium
Style: Flanders Red Sour Ale, 6.2% ABV
Rating: Decadent as bathing in human blood from an exploding dummy baby in a blood bank.

 Yexington: Goodnight Nobody, Right Proper Brewing Company, Washington, DC 
Style: Foeder Aged Dark Farmhouse Ale, 9.7% ABV
Rating: Like all those times in Milliken’s Tavern with Sgt. McCarthy slaying wild dogs with a silver dagger good.  

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March Madness is here but we at Comic Books and Cold Ones do it a little bit different. You root for putting an orange ball threw a steel hoop whereas KMac and Yek are all ‘bout the beer and funny books. Chalk it up to all the green-tinted lagers. This year we kickoff our inaugural battle bracket of our favorite Instagram Beer-fluencers and Cosplay-fluencers who entertain us with their savory suds shots and wow-ful wardrobe scenes. 4 Beer-fluencers vs. 4 Cosplay-fluencers battling for all the attention only a 5 fan having podcast can offer!!!

Listen & find out who will host the frothy beer, spadnexed chalice of victory!

Bracket Rules:             

• 4 Brew Gram & 4 Cosplay Instagram Influencers the show follows.                        
• Seeding based on total number of followers  
• Scoring limited to last year-ish’s worth of Instagram posts                    

Scoring Categories (Beer/Cosplay)

Name Punniness/Name Nerdiness

1. Variety Beers/Breweries Shown/Variety of Cosplay Costumes
2.  Best Single Beer Post/Best Single Cosplay Post
3.  Tiebreaker: Hop-X Factor/SpandeX Factor

 
Beer- fluencers Bracket: 

Seed / Name / (# of followers)

1 babels_cameron (52K)

4 thecraftbrewnette (3.4K)

2 the_pintsized_traveler (34.4K)

3 its_a_brewtiful_world (18.3K)                           

Cosplay- Fluencers Bracket:

Seed /Instagram Name / (# of followers)

1 cutiepiesensei (388K)

4 krissi.q (13.8K)        

2 lis.wonder (233K)    

3 sailorvirgo (65.5K)    [formerly virgocosplay]                                           
 
Beers:

KMAC: Guinness Draught Stout, St. James's Gate Brewery, Dublin, Ireland
Style: Dry Stout, 4.2% ABV,
Rating: It’s Guinness, It’s March, Sláinte or something. 

 Yek: Clink, Devil’s Backbone Brewing Company, Lexington, VA.
Style: Brut IPA, 8% ABV, 26 IBU
Rating: It’s Champagne, It’s Beer, It’s Beer-pagne!

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Oh man the Eighties were the best if you were Editor-in-Chief of the world’s greatest comic book company. You could totally hijack all the books for an entire year and force creators to follow your vision of an omnipotent-being happy-go-lucky himself through the human experience. ‘Cause that’s totally what Jim Shooter did with the beyond belief tale of the Beyonder in Marvel’s Secret Wars 2. As you can imagine, it is fabulous drinking material. 

Listen as KMAC & Yek review the 9 issue limited series while swigin’ and riffin’ about all the best parts:

·         Spiderman toilet trains an omnipotent being.

·         Paying people with gold buildings, sucka.

·         1980s New York just gangsters and hookers.

·         Don’t mind me, just flying my Lamborghini chopping some vegetables in my Cuisinart.

·         Wait why does the Beyonder now have black hair and look more Jim Shooter?

·         Celestial Park Land, where all the beer is from Pittsburgh.

·         Hangin’ in Sparta, IL with the Dave. 

·         Knocking of Death and then giving Dave that big promotion.

·         Is it really a cult if it’s started by a legit omnipotent being? 

·         Making a cyborg woman bits machine so you can give birth to yourself.

We will save Kitty Pryde’s flirtation with racial slurs for another episode covering all those star studded crossovers. 

 Beers:

KMAC: Floridan, Funky Buddha, Oakland Park, FL
Style: Hefeweizen, 5.2% ABV, 12 IBU\
Rating: Beyonder popping that collar in his purple dudes like a true Chad. 

And a special mystery beer???

Yek: STFU, Center of the Universe Brewing Company, Ashland, VA
Style: BBA Triple Belgo Stout, 16% ABV, 33 IBU
Rating: Beyonder rockin’ his Beat It look while get all them hoes.

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Ep. 32

Indie Views & Brews: Saga!

This show is Epic! Or is it Legend! No, no that’s not it. That’s right, It’s a Saga!!! KMac & Yek delve into the indie comics realm riffing about the first 3 trade paperback volumes of Brian K. Vaugn’s and Fiona Staples’ loved romp Saga. Since this is an indie trip, the guys swig on some indie brews while breaking down non-sequiturs and obscura that lead to a giant with a giant scrotum splash page. Find out which Saga toys the guys think need to be made first: Oversized box The Stalk with all those losable accessories and other action parts! D. Oswald Heist’s lighthouse play set with Prince Robot IV alternative action figure.  Also now Yek finally knows who that Taco Bell kid is supposed to be. What say you, Lying Cat? Not lying. 

Beers:

KMAC: Sci-Fi Hamster Wheel, Thin Man Brewery, Buffalo, NY
Style: IPA, 7% ABV
Rating: Like Alana’s fluttery flying wings on your palette.

Yek: Caramel Macchiato Stout, Old Bust Head Brewing Co., Vint Hill, VA
Style: Coffee Stout, 5.7% ABV, IBU 30
Rating: Like Marko’s ram horns to your taste buds. 

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The Daredevil and Red Ales come together for a Hell's Kitchen bar crawl down the life and times of Matt Murdock aka Daredevil.  This show has everything you need to get caught up before his new Disney Plus show- DD's family, friends, frenemies, and all the ladies.

Plus

CBCO is huge in Japan! But are we as huge as Stilt Man?

Daredevil or Daredolphin? The difference is echo location.

All the ladies love Matt Murdock's billy club.

Have you met Matt Murdock?  If so, he's told you everything.  DD's ID is the worst kept secret in the marvel universe.  

Featured Brews:

KMAC - Irish Goodbye, Red Ale at 5.5 ABV, Wulfhaven Brewing, Tampa FL

YEK- 

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Who’s pumped for 2022, the Double Deuce Caboose? Thirsty for a new year of beers? Nerding for all the new comic movies and shows? Want to get some prophesying on what’s in store for 2022 beer trends? Then listen on in as KMac & Yek tip back a few fine ales to warm up the winter night while discussing a lager forward 2022 year full of Marvel and DC movies and shows! 

All things we breakdown as crank down on some beers:

Marvel:

• Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness – Slicked back hair Benedict C.
• Ms. Marvel – Bigger budget Naomi.
• Thor: Love & Thunder – Portman wants to get paid.
• Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Part 1 – Hell yeah more Spider Ham
• Moon Knight – 3rd tier in primetime. 
• Black Panther: Wakanda Forever – Halle Berry Storm shows up right?
• She-Hulk – Will the Jade Giantess hit the catwalk?
• The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special – Mariah Carey edition.
• What If..? Season 2 – What If Emily Blunt was Black Widow?
• Secret Invasion  - Skrulls got to get to work to show up this year.
• Spiderman turns 60 - More important Spiderman 2099 turns 30

DC:

• Peacemaker – Jon Cena, Oscar bound
• The Batman – Shiny vampire edition!
• Black Adam – Rock wants some superhero money.
• DC League of Super-Pets – Crytpo dropping the People’s Paw!
• The Flash – Didn’t the TV show already cover this?
• Aquaman & the Lost Kingdom – Did they check the L&F box?

Beers:

KMAC: 

Sunny Key Lime, Big Storm Brewing Co., Tampa Bay, FL
Style: Wheat ale, 4.5% ABV
Rating: Dr. Strange in Multiverse of Madness excitement 

 Meander Grapefruit Pale Ale, Mainstay Brewing, Philadelphia, PA
Style: APA, 5% ABV
Rating: $&*##! (Like drinking Iron Man 3)

 Wisconsinite, Lakefront Brewery, Milwaukee, WI
Style: Weiss, 5% ABV, 11 IBU
Rating: Aquaman & The Lost Kingdom type hype. 

 Yek: 

The Red Eclipse, Heavy Seas Beer, Halethorpe, MD
Style: BBA Stout with Vanilla & Cherries, 10% ABV
Rating: Return to the Spider-Verse: Part 1 fever! 

Dark Rye, Ardent Craft Ales, Richmond, VA
Style: Imperial Stout, 9.8% ABV
Rating: The Batman with Jeffrey Rush as Commissioner Gordon. 

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“Mockingbird roasting on an open Mephisto, bow strings nibbing at your finger tips…” KMac & Yek are back to fill up the backend of your holiday season with the final 6 days of Hawkeye-mas. We crack up some more toasty brews and carol on about that loveable gnome of the Avengers, Clint Barton. If you drink along, we are sure you will end up singing along.  

 Carol theme: All things Hawkeye! Don’t doubt the numbers, you comic Grinch Gyriches. 

 Carol Verse: On the “#” day of Hawekeye-mas,  Marvel Comics gave to me: 

·         7 Teams a-Joining: Super teams Hawkeye has been on: Avengers, West Coast Avengers, Great Lakes Avengers, Secret Avengers, Defenders, Thunderbolts, The Wild Pack

·         8  Actors a-Voicing: Actors who have voiced Hawekey: Chris Wiggins – The Marvel Superheroes, John Reilly – Iron Man (1990s), Andrew Francis – Iron Man Armored Adventures, Tony Daniels Avengers: United We Stand, Chris Cox – Avengers Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, Troy Baker – Avengers Assemble/Ultimate Spiderman/Guardians of the Galaxy, Adrian Pasdar – Superhero Squad, Jeremy Renner – What if?

·         9 Ladies Costuming: Hawkeye’s Love Interest Costumed Cuties:  Black Widow (Natasha Romanoff), Scarlet Witch (Wanda Maximoff), Mocking Bird (Barbara "Bobbi" Morse), Spider Woman (Jessica Drew), Wasp (J. Van Dyne), She-Hulk (Jennifer Walters), Moonstone (Karla Sofen), Echo (Maya Lopez), Night Nurse (Linda Carter)

·         10 Names a-Nicking: Nicknames given by Hawkeye: Visioin - Vizh, Scarlet Witch – Witchie, Goliath/Giant Man - High Pockets, Captain American – Curly/Glamor Pants,/Cornball (Shield Slingin’)/Steverino/Leader Man/Methuselah/Winghead

·         11 Shows Showing:  Shows on Disney+ featuring Hawkeye: MCU – Thor, Avengers, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Captain America: Civil War, Avengers: Endgame, Hawkeye; Animated: What if?, Iron Man Avengers: United We Stand, Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, Avengers Assemble

·         12 Arrows Arrowing: Trick Arrows: Putty, Exploding, Smoke/Gas, Pym, Computer Hack/USB, Grappling Cable, Web, Suction Cup, Sonic/Shockwave, Burst Shot, Incendiary/Disintegrating, & Boomerang (For extra holiday cheer – Disruptor/Electricity, Acid, Flare, Bola…).

Full song:
A dog with a pizza slice
2 Crime Mentors
3 Dead Bartons
4 Dying Hawks
5 Shitty Jobs
6 Threads a-Gearing
7 Teams a-Joining
8 Actors a-Voicing
9 Ladies Costuming
10 Names a-Nicking
11 Shows Showing
12 Arrows Arrowing

Beers:

KMAC: BroMosa, Big Storm Brewing Co., Tampa Bay, FL
Style: Tangerine IPA, 7% ABV
Rating: Just like leading your first West Coast Avengers team bro.

Yek: Gnome for the Holidays, Silver Branch Brewing Co., Silver Spring, MD
Style: Saison with holiday spices, 7.6% ABV
Rating: Troy Baker, the real voice of Hawkeye, or was it Tory Barker, man I love holiday beers. 

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12 Days of Hawkeye-mas! – Part 1

 The holiday season has hit like a purple adamantium tip arrow to our festive hearts and we just have to sing…..but to do that we really need to have some beers. To help fill your heart with holiday trick arrows & help you follow along with Hawkeye on Disney+, this year KMac & Yek will be singing down the 12 days of Hawkeye-mas. Sing along with the catchiest holiday Christmas Bow-men lyrics! Perhaps if you sing joyful enough Jack Black Trick Shot will make a guest appearance under your Hawkeye-mas tree.   

Carol theme: All things Hawkeye! The numbers are perfect. Don’t doubt you nit picky comic Scrooges! 

 Carol Verse: On the “#” day of Hawekeye-mas, DC Marvel Comics gave to me: 

 Lyric:

·         A Dog with a pizza slice: Lucky the Pizza Dog

·         2 Crime Mentors: Swordsman (Jacques Duquesne), Trick Shot (Buck Chisholm)

·         3 Dead Bartons: Hawkeyes Bio-Family Members: Harold Barton (Father), Edith Barton (Mom), Barney Barton (Bro, 2nd Trickshot)

·         4 Dying Hawks: Times Hawkeye has died or sorta died: End of the Kree Skrull War, Onslaught, Wanda killed Disassembled, Ultron smashed What If? Show.

·         5 $hitty Jobs: Event the world’s greatest artist has to earn a buck: Roustabout – Carson Carnival of Traveling Wonders, Performer – Keibler Circus, Head of Security – Cross Technologies Enterprises, Agent – World Counter-terrorism Agency (WCA), Agent – S.H.I.E.L.D.

·         6 Threads a-gearin; Hawkeye’s snazzy duds: Classic, Tunic, Battle Armor, Tactical, Ronin (Honorable mention: Goliath suspender onsie)

Beers:
KMAC: Adoptable Lager, Motorworks Brewing, Bradenton, FL
Style: Golden Lager, 4.9% ABV, 24 IBUs
Rating: Totally an adoptable pizza dog

Yek: N’ice Chouffe, Brasserie d'Achouffe, Houffalize, Belgium
Style: Belgian Strong Dark Ale, 10% ABV
Rating: Circus Tunic Archer with a strong D Arrow 

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Still on the road and in the barstools, KMac and Yek switch it up this episode covering more of the cellared c’s with ciders and cryptids. Listen as we fine apple drink ourselves through the great offerings at the Capitol Cider House in Washington, DC and go hunting for all the weird, scary creatures in the Capitol region that don’t dwell in the big domed building on the east of the National Mall (Wink, Wink, know what we mean). Yek-ulder and Dr. KMac-ully break down the truth and fantasy behind those grainy critter videos and photos. The high-test apple brandy in no way influences our scientific scrutiny. Do you Beliv—rink?

Thanks to the core crew at Capitol Cider House for hosting us!

Cryptids: 

·         Snallygaster: Flying bird with a giant glowing eye with tentacle iron claws that sounds like a locomotive. Best call in Teddy Roosevelt to shoot that sh*t! (KMac: Partial real; Yek: 100% legit monster!)

·         Dewayo (Hexenwolf): F’ you, Snally! Stop eating my chickens and harassing my Amish homies. Now you gone and made us archnemesises. (KMac: Big dogs or wolves; Yek: 100% legit monster!)

·         Chessie, The Chesapeake Bay Monster: Thank you 1980s grainy camcorder technology of something popping up and down in the bay. Now we get to go crabbin’ and Chessin’ every summer. (KMac: Probably a manatee; Yek: 100% legit monster)

·         Monogy (Devil Dogs/Hellbender): Nothing scarier to limey Red Coast than a half-man, half-fish-zard. I swam on down from West Va! (KMac: Obviously, Cryptobranchus alleganiensis; Yek:  Ain’t no such thing as Cryptobranchus alleganiensis)

Ciders:

The Year-Round Hits:

·         Capitol Cuvee, Dry Cider, 6.9%. Good.

·         Capitol Rosé, Dry Rosé Cider, 6.9%. Bonne Good. 

·         Life’s a Peach, Dry Peach Cider, 6.9%. Fruity Good.

 The Special Hits:

·         The Gobbler, Dry Festive Cider, 6.9%. Turkey Good.

·         Pippin, 6.5%. Cidery Good.

·         Concord, 6.2%. Welch’s Good.

 Hard Hittin’ Hits:

·         North Columbia GoldRush, Bourbon barrel-aged Pommeau, 16.9%.  Yek good!

·         North Columbia Pink Lady, Rye whiskey barrel-aged Pommeau, 16.3%. KMac good!

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