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In this episode of Colton & Collin's Curious Conversations, Blake (acceptee to Berklee School of Music) gives the lads a lesson in music, as they all talk about the influential bands of the 2000's, Colton's dream profession as a rapper, as well as their "ideal bands." Open your ears (or maybe keep them closed) for this very musical episode!Listen at ColtonAndCollin.com © 2018 All Rights Reserved

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In this episode of Colton & Collin's Curious Conversations, Favour and the lads talk about the serious issue of gun violence in America today, and specifically how Favour orchestrated a walk-out protest at Bozeman High School. Especially with the anniversary of the Columbine massacre occurring on April 20th, we felt that this would be an appropriate time to release this episode, and remind our viewers to #resist.Listen at ColtonAndCollin.com © 2018 All Rights Reserved

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In this season premier episode of Colton & Collin's Curious Conversations, Pushya and Katie both join the lads as they all discuss the merits of fruit, the intricacies of cults, and actually talk about real-world issues for once in their damn lives.Listen at ColtonAndCollin.com © 2018 All Rights Reserved

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In this episode of Colton & Collin's Curious Conversations, the lads interview Delaney about the sexiness of the kazoo, contemplate uploading one's consciousness into the cloud, and Delaney gives us all a lesson in climbing technique.
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In this episode of Colton & Collin's Curious Conversations: Colton, Collin, and JJ, discuss whether they'd give up 5 years of their lives for $1,000,000, domesticating flies, cats vs. dogs, some of the stupidest things they've ever done, inhabiting mars, and much more! Tune in!

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In this episode of Colton & Collin's Curious Conversations, Colton, Collin, and Althea discuss the morality of cannibalism, the evolutionary advantage of beards, whether Collin could truly be a dad, what is a board game, is Colton a fascist, and we discover our spirit phones! (Disclaimer: Colton and Collin are actually NOT serial killers)











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hello hi I'm Collin I'm Colton and this is

Colton collins cooking with chemistry

the only podcast that brings you the

most stupid amd unadulterated things a couple

high schoolers come up with in AP

chemistry it's just like NPR but

insignificant and bad absolutely each

week we bring on a new guest and today's

first episodes guest is our lovely

friend Althea Althea say hi or don't

your choice hello that was Althea

we've created this podcast because we're

bored and we want to prove to our

chemistry teacher that we can be

productive but unfortunately not

something that's chemistry related on

podcast related which means this podcast

is gonna have nothing to do with

chemistry or cooking oh yeah it might

kayvyun out occasionally yeah like for

instance we might talk about like the

meth market for instance you know

because that's something we all should

know about just sayin we came up with

the idea because we were bored I think I

think the I guess words were we should

make a podcast we should make a podcast

who is a guest on the show I have a

question where did cooking with

chemistry come from that's a very good

question so basically we're in this ap

chemistry class first and second period

if you want us to know both in high

school buzz now they have too much

information they're gonna kill us or

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talking about like we're already cool

are you serious dude this is kind of a

main topic of the show where did cutting

into chico oh that's right Colton would

you like to explain where we got our

name so Colton Collins cooking with

chemistry originated when we were doing

a lab in chemistry at the very beginning

of the year where we were cooking with

what are called crucibles we were like

cooking sodium sodium nitrate or

something like that point is we were

cooking this compound in a little play

ceramic bowl and

like God can you cook this can you cook

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tiny ones yeah we've had one of our

little amazing we're discussions talking

about whether you could cook something

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this is a prince of this is like a

principal like investing stuff like you

don't always say the customers right you

just just say occasionally just got see

fuck'em dad's is a bad word that's right

oh lucky you don't be getting I don't

live in a business investing I got a

throwing you gotta throw some cuts birds

that's what the teachers like these do

yeah that's how you shut up this is how

you like explain like quantum mechanics

of stuff it's like it's like you have

the doohickey right and the doohickey

doesn't know where the hell it is but

see I like that I can't wait to them as

a change as a teenage juice I can yeah

I'll of quantum physics just you just

learned the basics of the uncertainty

principle doohickey doesn't know where

the hell is where the hell it's going

it's like an emotionally distraught

teenager who's drinking too much alcohol

in the weekends ruining their lives

we're gonna talk about cannibalism today

children okay we're not using that and

why no I love that

it's a great transit it work great we're

great at things here that Colton Collins

could become trip honest okay I'm good

thank you for offering cold and just

offered us water okay where k is print

out right all right I'm gonna keep that

in I had this idea a few days ago and it

occurred to me as being very strange

that as people humans consider

cannibalism to be abnormally worse than

anything else now fortunately our dear

friend Althea happens to be a vegetarian

and probably has different perspective

on the most people Althea would you eat

a person a better question is eating a

person worse than eating an animal why

all right so I would not eat a person as

I'm going to assume you and Collin

probably would not eat people either am

I correct in assuming that absolutely

not if given the chance if a person

donated their bodily organs or well

probably not a liver because I don't

take Louise masty but if someone like it

donated it like I then I know I'm gonna

die I'm gonna donate my muscles will you

eat me I will gladly eat someone you

know actually well actually it depends a

lot of taste come on how would you I

probably would hear the meat how would

you that's a good question what's the

best way to prepare human meat a really

good question mother is better to eat an

animal or a person this is going to get

really deep but I think as a society we

tend to value that which we think is

inherently valuable which we placed on

human interaction yeah but is that

morally correct because fundamentally

like if we all assume that life is

precious which we should probably do

because we're people and let her life

forms that i was talking i was lucky i

was talking ok no wait some life is more

precious than others i'm not just saying

that saying that i believe that i'm

saying that there's that mindset ok so

the mindset no we're talking about is

the mindset of some life being more

valuable than others justified yes or no

no I think inherently we want to say no

because like microbial life exists and

like bacteria exists

and that's just so foreign Lee inferior

to something like a person to something

like your brothers and sisters or

mothers and fathers valuating some

things value based off of something that

you have inherently like imposed on the

way that you perceive society and what

well the fact that you've grown up in a

society that values human life and our

sentient being pneus and places

inferiority on things that aren't the

same as we are we'll see that's a

slippery slope though because like if

someone literally can't think properly

or what we would say properly I guess

like they inherently have a mental

disorder we don't like treat them like

foxes or something it's because we think

that they still could have had the

capability to be what we are okay now

Collins been awfully quiet during I

haven't kind of what yeah Cohen will you

say what do you think is some life

better than other life well see or more

value what's weird is in our society

today we do eat the flesh of other

animals but not humans it's not okay to

eat humans because well is it illegal

that's a question I'm on you is yeah it

is a little early really you can you

know actually there was this interesting

thing in like Ireland there's one guy in

here Annette like Louie was like who's

Hank you i will donate my body for

someone to eat exactly consensual

cannibalism is less physical no no no so

he was tried as a cannibal the guy who

made you the punishment for eating a

person if that person was willing as far

less than the punishment of just even

some random farmer joe aside from real

armor toast is really good all right

Collin give us your invite we can ignore

Colton's awkwardness hey you guys are

the awkward ones so basically the

society we live in today we do eat the

meat of other animals but we don't eat

the meat of humans and so our society as

is does I guess value some lies more

than others apparently yeah but is that

ok I guess maybe is that fair is that

justified I think it just it really

depends on the person you're asking

because I guess Althea is a vegetarian

you wouldn't eat the meat of any animal

correct

like and would you say that other people

shouldn't you the meetup other whether

they're human or just animals well as my

personal opinion I wouldn't eat and I

don't eat animals and I wouldn't eat a

person either I can't necessarily impose

that on other people if you could have

your way with the world and say I would

prefer if people not eat animals would

you say that necessarily just the way

that we live our lives has been so

commonly revolved around eating certain

foods like meat and that's something

that's very prevalent and I wouldn't

necessarily say it's a bad thing to eat

me personally for me I wouldn't call you

never really said would you eat a human

would I eat a person like what if I

would you eat me that's the question I

would not eat you you a friend but like

if i died i'm like Colton as my last

will I want you to eat me I want you to

eat my flesh maybe I'm not offended I

what if I want you to if you wanted me

to that I would consider it strongly but

what if I what if I cut off my leg and

one dude is like I knew your if you ate

it okay okay why not sure I put you on

the spot yeah oh really I think the real

question is what of survival if you guys

were saying that's that's a good

question island and you knew one of you

was gonna die before the other one then

if that person is rudy's to survive

could you make your rock paper scissors

right here wait to see who's gonna eat

who wait wait wait pause pause pause in

the scenario are we awaiting rescue no

we are going to that one of us is going

to die whoever will whoever doesn't lead

I will absolutely are essentially on

this island strategy would I you kill

you robotic well here's the new no

here's the thing it doesn't matter how

you killed a guy like if I died that

good yeah i would tell you you like

that's just the thing i would ya cuz its

survival yeah but who do you i think we

would probably like kill each other see

I think it'd be a rock paper scissors oh

my one of you sacrificed themselves for

the other

one final question for you Colton how

would you prepare a human how would I

prepare a human I allowed you season it

how would you okay so okay so first

thing interesting fact about people we

have the reddest of any like red meat

like the protein that makes me tread we

have like I think ten times higher than

like what beef has so I mean human flesh

is a carcinogen non-us you know that's

it that's it don't see my cursor to me

being a carcinogen is like a whole other

conversation that like I don't even want

to try to get I all I'm saying is human

flesh a carcinogen if other reggio

everything everything is everything is a

carcinogen if you think about it that's

all I'm gonna say point is there's no

way to avoid answer Hoppus children

that's right now I need you who are user

now also now my children your matures I

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eyes subscribe subscribe to iceberg on

youtube it's great channel we all guys a

friend of ours okay anyway the way I've

prepare a human I would I would do the

tenderest part of a person would

probably be along their spinal columns I

probably take the meat from there I

would I'm really quite a writer crap you

know this information you guys are good

yeah how do you know it's like what

butchers use they always go for the the

in size over the okay so let's do like

this is for animals in general yeah yeah

human but I know how much I know about

random things anyway I take that meet

that season I probably go ago human

Wellington if that makes sense leave

peacefully so you're gonna hear to stump

me you're gonna stuff the spinal this is

incredibly disturbing well you guys

asked how I prepare I'm telling you how

I prepare it like Oh last thing that I

was gonna say to everyone is if it's

alright if I energetic go for it um is

that if you haven't already seen it you

should watch the trailer of a new French

movie called raw which is all about

cannibalism is it like just people

eating raw meat that's the whole movie

is two hours of just dripping all over

their face

really don't exactly notice it's about

but if you watched a red band trailer it

is an intense movie wait long it's like

the Last Supper but everyone's just

eating human okay it's just it's just

it's just a live stream someone's

probably me that into a thing okay

that's great sorry for that thank you so

much I had it I had to get some sound

effects for abused you have to keep it

cute safeway our beards and evolutionary

advantage absolutely you say absolutely

now why do you think they're an

evolutionary advantage because I have a

point to bring up with us first of all I

love facial hair if I could grow a

mustache or beard I absolutely would I

in fact tried last summer and it didn't

go so well I'll probably try again this

is your bestest boy look so I'm actually

a dad Wilkinson I later Collin Collin is

not a pubescent boy he's actually i'm

actually a four year old man it's sure

okay wait wait just because we're in

this vein Collin is a 40 old man i am a

like 25 year old ce o-- who acts like an

eight year old but he doesn't have a

childhood I ever will never had a

childhood I was like I'll see you what

do you think you are I think you are

like the genuine nine-year-old girl with

pigtails lollipop suspend I mean

probably I all right I'm ovary appeared

I don't want beers please tell us about

your beard it's gotta be a good view

there you got to keep you a little trim

you gotta know why is it an evolutionary

advantage great okay you think beards

are a good first of all first of all

they're really warm they keep you warm

second of all they give you from

starving because you get food chunks in

there like you're saying let's go by

just host stranded Island concept

exactly if I was triggered are you in

first of all either i would have to eat

him at all because i'd have leftovers

already in my beard second of all if he

did die and i did eat him I would eat

for twice as long this is disgusting you

anger me my blood in your beer and your

like Isaac's I to look it up with

pleasure oh my gosh no I'm just kidding

disclaimer I am NOT a serial killer

I would not I i would not equal okay how

many times you think I a person has had

to say disclaimer I him that a seer

Hewitt happens a lot and would be

surprised I I give myself in a lot of

situations where I have to kind of dig

myself out of bowls I'm sure that's

gonna be really okay so back to this

idea why are beards and evolutionary

advantage well I just told you my so

glad they keep you warm and they keep

you from starving yes okay if we're

talking to evolution with and we beards

make you more likely to reproduce

because they're hot see that's sexual

side be very attractive beards are I

think girls were shocked I'll see you

input all right don't like I just okay

we actually though this is a principal

biology is called like negligible

evolution probably butchering that it's

the same thing to do with but hair

though that's the leading theory it's

just that like evolutions not perfect

and sometimes an advantage is like so my

new and effects solo people that it just

doesn't matter that's why we have but

hair and also maybe why we have beards

do you think the butt hair is gonna go

away and like a few cells got no God no

but anyway wait wait wait here's to the

ladies and gentlemen but hair is here to

stay the most no no back to the actual

important discussion beards now let's

assume the beards are an evolutionary

advantage just for the sake of

conversation why don't women have beards

I can't answer a complex biological

question like that well you're a girl

you should know this um because my

hormones dictate that I don't like no

that's the medical that's the medical

exactly what why don't they like why

don't you have a beard I don't know I

don't know I mean yeah it's possible to

just not know the answer to a question

well that's all we don't know the answer

to any of these questions we're just

trying to rattle them off stupid answers

isn't that the whole point that's the

exactly are you trying to make the point

that women don't have beards because

beards on men are supposed to be like a

reproductor e advantage no no no I'm

just saying like let's assume that

beards in some way our evolutionary

veins like they may keep your face warm

and like prevent like when

from cooling your face or whatever why

don't women have beards in that sense

then i guess like the evolutionary

advantage of beards doesn't really make

sense but guys have viewed them why

don't well exactly one of the points we

have no an evolutionary advantage

because if it really was then both

genders oh so you're saying well no

that's that's just that's just proving

the falsehood that's not a legit

argument well I mean it's like why it's

like why is the study guide Columbus

make sense honest so I'm a dad no not

physically i have not had any children

Collin is a dad he looks like one he acts

like he talks like one it's not

negotiate favorite dad joke read your

favorite Joe ok so imagine my son

sitting there he goes dad I'm gay and

then I say hi gay I'm dad it's so funny

I laugh at it every time so I don't

laugh when I see can you like jokes

interesting conversation my dad last

night about homosexuality care to share

well we were just talking about like

homosexuality and what's acceptable and

what's not acceptable and how it is

incorporated into broad social standards

you know is very interesting

conversation but other than that we're

talking about how Collin is actually a

dad and that's his real personality is

yes man i am a CEO trapped in child

Althea's just a child it's my secret

identity i rip off my shirt and I'm a 40

year old worries how a special costume

that comes with that going um some

glasses a necktie do you have the mug no

I'm dad I one day my goal is to have my

kids by me that but I don't have any

kids so I can't have that you can't buy

a number one dad mug for yourself that's

just yet salute static that's just

selfish and rude okay the question is

could call in discipline his theoretical

kids calling your input yeah I think I

could I can I can lay the hammer down

I'm not gonna be mean to them not gonna

like abuse em but I think I can get them

straight you know okay me and Althea's

opinion on three one two three god no

i I'm yeah like I think I think maybe

sometimes maybe sometimes I'm actually

if I'm on Cullen is no I'm sorry you

cannot bring the hammer down as you said

I'm sorry see the thing is that like a

lot of I think despite Collins persona

as a 40 year old dad I think that 40

higher year old that I think 14 43 43

year old dad hey sorry I'm gonna say 38

I'm the young growing dad maybe 30 i see

38 38 37 38 37 it's definitely 3830 if I

was 38 I would have a beard okay all I'm

saying is that constable persona is a 38

year old dad whereas in all actuality he

hasn't had kid yet and I feel like

parents kind of transform after they

have children it's real but do you think

that that's what I have future we're not

trying predict the future we try and say

could call it in his state day isn't

right now assuming he doesn't change

could heat disciplines children I don't

think so now here's why I think I

totally could here's why Collin is a

sweetheart that's why we love him he's

just a little big ball sweet nice thanks

I appreciate that but point is that he

would not be able to bring himself to

like exert the full measure of

discipline needed on his kids like on

what is the most disciplinary thing your

parents have done to you that's a good

point my parents are very nice i love my

parents have you done anything that

requires discipline that's something I

extreme I'm a good boy I don't can you

say that more robotically I am a good

boy that's the thing I really haven't

been punished that bad I needed my

parents have taken my DS away well i

guess like no more video games but i

like my parents are recruiting compton

what about you

my parents threatened a lot to throw the

xbox of the window but they never even

got close to that that was weird like my

mother would like I think it was like

once every two weeks she would be like I

will throw the xbox out the window and

we're like nerd so that was as bad as it

got for me well now that i think about

it my mom sent home my friend Wade

multiple times wait if you're listening

hi I haven't told you about this podcast

yet but I will in the soon future soon's

you turn take it oh yeah my mom kicked

wait out a few times because we were

doing stupid things like smashing an

apple with a hammer all song it was

really fun except that the Apple didn't

really smash it just kind of got juice

if her and is really messy and my mom's

mad wait were you indoors yeah we were

like oh my god there's my dining room

know what I've always wanted to do is

take one was like those air pressure

pumpers and like stick it in a

watermelon and then that would be

awesome except I don't think it would

work I'm sorry I don't know I don't know

no no because it would squirt out the

little side where you put the mouths

Luet mccrory put the needle in me it's

gonna spread outside you guys have seen

like videos of like watermelons getting

shot 12 or 18 yeah and when they put the

rubber bands like tons of rubber bands

on a watermelon and it just explodes I

wanna do that really bad so have you

seen that you just put a bunch on it

yeah and she just makes it like it

explodes everywhere it's really cool

okay so wait how many other rubber bands

would it take to explode a watermelon

let's test it well we'll be back in a

few minutes i'll add another jingle here

questions start a mythbuster series I

would be pretty cool call me Collins

mythbuster comic con su green chemistry

Mythbusters division so who's the trial

there's okay go clean the back it up

back it up back it up back it up so okay

so this is important thing if I'm going

to defend the fact that I am a CEO

trappin eight-year-olds body no you're

you're on my way to see us body okay

okay all the way around sorry so

I occasionally act very childish like

with why did with Althea right there

where I was like to her which I think

was adjusted my response because she was

being a little bit of a dirt but also I

prune and like like enjoy going to bed

early prune like the fruit yeah you know

are you comparing a shriveled-up plum

with an old person so now you're an 87

year old CEO then happy this is all of

an eight dozen you know like you know

you know like Silicon Valley investors

are like 26 but they've aged like 17

years because of like just the just

horrible lifestyle they meet I'm like

that guy that's you okay yeah that's a

violation your personality yeah that's

well I also sell fast aisles of the

youth of a Negro think about like then

he's very youthful just on eight year

olds are immature so are you I mean I'm

not gonna deny that all I'm saying that

was such a lie come back I make your

face but yeah exact but i was little i

thought that i was the inventor of your

face jokes oh yeah i know that must have

been like but like just learning that

like someone oh I told everyone I'm like

oh I came up with that cuz I thought

that I did but I didn't he thought you

sure like a national movement of your

face and well I just thought I started

in my class because I didn't talk to

kids outside my class boys going back to

the main topic Collin i think is too

sweet to dis da kids what are you what

are you saying is required to discipline

discipline you I think I think you need

like two I don't I just I just feel like

that you could not you could not really

she would not want to like really like

come down there gonna be if their beer

dis okay dump that sounds really balcon

if they're there like not going to bed

they're not going to the bed of the

right time and I'm getting really tired

I will want to discipline okay wait wait

I'm sorry with these responses been

bugging this been bugging me why do we

like make kids go sleep like nine or

eight cuz they need a larger sheep yeah

yeah it like Frankie if they're not they

also like wake up at like 6am every day

it's all about like consider a little

schedule well then why is it set so

early why can we just say

go to bed 10 because I they don't get

enough sleep under what assumptions like

that's a silly do you think that our

parents are just making us go to bed

early because they weren't I think it's

just because their parents made them go

bed early you think they'd like started

all the way back to ancient ways like a

secret parent culture that no one knows

about until they're actually a parent

and I like initiated in the situation so

that like when their kids go to bed at

eight the parents then sneak out and

Mike hit Durant oh my gosh you sweet

rock the code of adult society we found

oh my gosh much parents coming towards

us uh and in podcast us Althea actually

looked out the modules window like oh

shit someone's coming forever be honest

I did too they fell for it ok no no I'm

a very gullible person actual reason

though why parents do that I think is so

that they can have like an hour chance

what I was saying yeah just want you

yeah they just want to chill that's

probably why if we're honest with

ourselves where they can like sit back

watch breaking bad maybe we should check

about board games I love bored let's

talk about board games Althea as our

guest what do you want to know what's

your favorite board game Settlers of

Catan said I haven't closed not put

arguable settlers potato wait wait Shane

magnate food chain magnate it's this

amazing game that's like worth it's like

200 bucks it's made by like two Dutch

guys in their basement it's all 50 style

and literally you build a like

corporation and it's so fun it's like

settlers of catan SI yo in the making

see so know why I have a doing wishin

though that's gonna it's really

important why does everyone hate

monopoly its oh crap it's overrated

that's that's my thing I think I

actually can't even have really serves I

don't think that it's good enough for

all the popularity gets I think because

it was one of the first well no it

wasn't mother first it was just like the

loan I mean there's like a yeah it's one

of the first like big like company you

poor gates not not like because you make

it ok do you guys know the game connect

four I didn't I'm not fair to connect

four do you consider it a board game or

just yes because it comes that box like

new yeah what really is a board game

does it need to have a board yeah

or does it come out box you could say

like card games support no no no there's

a very important distinction we're at am

at board games have a board tabletop

games are what you're thinking of board

games are the sub category within

tabletop games what if you're playing on

a board then it stands either a board

game or a tabletop game all of those

kinds of games are tabletop games but

not all and all board games like a

mighty battle games included in the

board game culture yes yes but this is

important not so there's like it's like

concentric circles the big circle is

tabletop games the smaller circle is

board games so k 4g came are also

tabletop games but tabletop games are

not necessarily board game there you go

it's like it's like great things in

elephants way way back to food chain

magnet oh my god one of the best games

ever played hold on i'm just gonna shut

up both of you this is amazing so 50

style i know you were usually makes me

want to talk with Wars okay okay so

fruit chain magnet it's 50 style you're

a CEO you're just like you're just

trying to make the trend like take over

a town with your freakin restaurant it's

really cat dumb right yeah it's a

restaurant cuz i was confusing with me

yeah food chain magnet what's your food

chain called yeah what we have is named

a fast reader oh I don't know way way

I'm not gonna know I'm finishing this

I'm finishing this little talk about

something else I'm sorry I'm really

sorry all thing about my name while he's

ranting like food or whatever a good

name for just a restaurant in general

would be spicy avocado don't know why I

think you're right anyway the game sorry

I'm real sorry hi Andy a cat is just

like you create a restaurant it's so

awesome and go around you place the

restaurant and you like market and then

you makes that it sounds really boring

but so fun it's like in contain the fact

that you're like shouting so loud at the

fact that they're now marketing pizzas

instead of burgers like I have merely

like decked a few me it sounds like a

great idea they start no I friend of

mine owns it I've nearly like punched

people because they start selling

hamburgers instead of pizza and stuff

like that and like start marketing soft

drinks

it's all super question does copy to

have some anger issues I just kept you

really really passionate about select

few things he's a fascist frat boy I am

NOT a fascist frat boy you absolutely

are this is exactly we were talking

about earlier today Althea was claiming

how you're a frat boy she said and I

quote Colton would be the fascist frat

boy the leader of a fraternity focused

around get this board games I trumpets

lion it wasn't a whore game that's nerdy

game no no no no no that was us

high-fiving hit the mic stand I am NOT a

fascist frat boy I have no idea what you

guys talking about even a little bit

like honest to god explain yourselves

see you can't do it I think this

conversation speaks first no do you

remember the day I came into chemistry

and I related myself to a phone yeah

that was really good stuff what was my

analogy I don't remember but you it was

a good analogy she was something how our

batteries dead like that you're like I

think you were like you like this not

disposable you like the old-timey non

smartphone that's like has like really

crazy durable batteries but as like on

its edge because it's been thrown off of

so many buildings at this time because

people are just yeah I thought I think

it was actually I think that was

actually the exact like if I'm being

honest you do look like you've been

throwing up you building before huh burn

I'm sorry another question if you guys

were a phone what kind of photo gb

samsung galaxy s i'm not that iphone

basic shit oh yeah i don't know i

probably i don't know phones are too

similar to distinguish I'd want to be

like one of those it's not hanging up on

the wall but a rotary firm it's just

like on the table that would be me those

would be good night you know if you were

that I like them I like the wall phones

oh no no those phones that are like oh

yeah like you have my boy

oh yeah soup can phone oh they'll say oh

I have the perfect one it's the

playground phones do things that come

out of the ground and then you

communicate drew those are the cool

exactly most of the time kids just don't

stand up in there and then you can't

talk to each other yeah but you know

that you do it right then they're

awesome all right well I think we are

gonna wrap up now we'd really appreciate

a like I don't even know if you could

like on soundcloud I have zero

experience was elderly like art like art

podcast please we'd love a follow I'm

sure you already so usually at the end

of these episodes we're going to try to

come to a consensus of everything we've

talked about so we talked about

cannibalism a little bit where we

learned that I would eat Cullen probably

and he would eat me most like me and

healthy would not eat anyone talked

about beards and how they might be an

evolutionary advantage and you used

logic to show they probably weren't we

asked whether Collin could discipline is

kids night and which I could he could

not which I am vehemently against cons

vehemently for and Althea being the

wishy-washy person that she is dwells in

the mill thank you for that positive oh

you know I love you bro and then we

talked about how each how Collin is a dad

I am a CEO in an eight-year-olds body

Althea is just a normal eight year old

and also how I'm apparently a fascist

frat boys for board games which I'm not

declare yes is he absolutely really this

whole podcast could be used as evidence

I hate all of you anyway next week we'd

love it if you guys if you want to

comment any questions you want us to

talk about next week we'll probably talk

about something along the lines of the

legal system whether Kong could have do

some very important TV characters and

the most important question who were all

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