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| Episode 193 - So Much To Be Thankful For | 27 Nov 2024 | 01:03:11 | |
A debate rages about buying your Thanksgiving turkey and we ponder what our legacies will be. Plus "Ask Erin" and drama in Tempe! Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: | |||
| Episode 192 – Greg and Alison Don't Get Into It | 13 Nov 2024 | 01:07:05 | |
In an effort to bring the country together, we talk about the joys and tribulations of parenting. Plus, are you a "living room" family? Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: Our Lovely Sponsors! Masterclass PolicyGenius Shopify | |||
| Episode 183 - Greg Learns About the Female Body | 10 Jul 2024 | 01:03:05 | |
Today it's health class for Greg. Plus we hear from Melvin! Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify PolicyGenius | |||
| Episode 94 - Predictions! | 06 Jan 2021 | 01:10:48 | |
We revisit last year's predictions to see who got it right and make some new predictions. Plus Greg's mother's time in a women's prison, Elliot's breakthrough, Alison's bidet, toddler lies, Greg's father's finances, the difference between lockstep and goosestep and so much more. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: Our Lovely Sponsor! GreenChef Visit greenchef.com/childish90 and use code childish90 for $90 off | |||
| Episode 93 - Our Year-End Episode! | 16 Dec 2020 | 01:11:35 | |
We take a very brief look back before diving into Greg's special Christmas tree moment with his family, Elliot's huge leap forward, virtual Santa visits, a sad Covid diagnosis, an awkward family watchathon and more. Plus your emails and social media responses! Thank you for listening and watching in 2020! See you next year! Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: Our Lovely Sponsor! StoryWorth Go to storyworth.com/childish for $10 off | |||
| Episode 92 - Mrs. Fitzsimmons Wins Big | 02 Dec 2020 | 01:07:34 | |
It's our second anniversary (observed) and we couldn't have done it without you, our wonderful listeners! Greg's mom is in town and she's cleaning up on the golf course and at the poker table. Elliot remembers his first dream while Alison experiences a dark night of the soul. Plus men's restrooms, foster-to-adopt, scavenger hunts, Thanksgiving, your emails and the return of Shout Out. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: Our Lovely Sponsor! PolicyGenius When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right. | |||
| Episode 91 - Greg and Alison's New Look | 18 Nov 2020 | 01:10:12 | |
Elliot promises to make a Christmas loaf for the holidays while Greg and his daughter discover the Eric Andre Show. Moms in Utah are allegedly refusing to test their symptomatic kids for Covid and Alison gets sucked into cult programming. Did you know Greg had a ferret? Will Childish return to weekly programming? The debate rages on. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: Our Lovely Sponsor! StoryWorth Get $10 off when you go to storyworth.com/childish | |||
| Episode 90 - Election Anxiety and Platonic 69s | 04 Nov 2020 | 01:16:14 | |
This episode was recorded on Election Day and Greg and Alison haven't felt this nervous since they auditioned for Childish. Alison's been fighting insomnia with something Greg has dubbed the Platonic 69. Elliot chucked a pool noodle at his cousin on Halloween. Greg filled his week with a host of outdoor activities but worries about what his daughter is missing out on. Plus news about all the young adults moving back home and your calls and emails. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: Our Lovely Sponsor! Policygenius Shop the market and get insurance right. | |||
| Episode 89 - A Big Tip for The Listeners | 21 Oct 2020 | 01:10:59 | |
Greg emerges from his weeklong quarantine to discuss Alison's accidental profanity in front of her children. And Greg's 12-15 words of Spanish let him down when he needs them most. Plus problematic Disney movies, tipping practices, Jeff Toobin's Zoom incident, a lady limo driver, a cafe that doesn't do change, your emails, a Fitzdog home tour and more. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: | |||
| Episode 88 - A Covid-Free Episode! | 07 Oct 2020 | 01:09:56 | |
Greg gets some special hangout time with his daughter and Alison realizes she's allowed her three year old to call the shots. Plus news stories about the cost of having kids and increasing substance use among parents. And a listener wants to know if she should say something about what her friends are feeding their baby. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: Our Lovely Sponsors! Laurel Springs School Go to laurelsprings.com/childish to get your registration fee waived Purrble Go to purrble.com/childish use code CHILDISH for 10% off at checkout Policygenius Shop the market and get insurance right. | |||
| Episode 87 - Oh No, My Feet! | 23 Sep 2020 | 01:09:32 | |
Alison does something silly to make Elliot laugh and then he asks her to do it over and over. A listener wants to know how many chuggas come before choo choo. So many comedians are leaving LA, will the Fitzdogs follow suit? Plus grandmas, a couple who knowingly sent their Covid-positive kid to high school, mass fires and more. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: | |||
| Episode 86 - The End of Summer, The Start of Home Schooling | 09 Sep 2020 | 01:08:15 | |
Greg goes to Catalina Island to make up for the summer camp experience he never had and Alison watches as Elliot gets Daniel kicked off an important work call. A listener wants to know if it's ok to sell a sentimental (to the giver) gift she received but doesn't like. Plus cyberbullying, politics, rats, dieting, reselling gifts and more! Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: Our Lovely Sponsors! Laurel Springs School Go to laurelsprings.com/childish to get your registration fee waived Rockets of Awesome Go to rocketsofawesome.com/childish and use promo code CHILDISH for 20% off your first box. Policygenius Shop the market and get insurance right. | |||
| Episode 85 - Fantasizing About Divorce | 26 Aug 2020 | 01:15:16 | |
Can you be happily married but fantasize about divorce? Greg and Alison weigh in plus Greg evades Alison's personal questions, Alison argues with Daniel over Elliot's hair, a study says pregnant moms shouldn't touch marijuana and we tell you why the kitchen might be the best place for virtual school. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: Our Lovely Sponsor! Rockets of Awesome Go to rocketsofawesome.com/childish and use promo code CHILDISH for 20% off your first box. | |||
| Episode 182 - Greg Is Fully Loaded | 26 Jun 2024 | 01:03:41 | |
Greg is mentoring people and Elliot has a new passion. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify | |||
| Episode 84 - Greg's Guns and The Fart Machine | 12 Aug 2020 | 01:11:53 | |
Greg went to a shooting range and turns out he isn't the expert marksman he thought he might be. Elliot is repeating something Alison told him and she's worried she's done him a disservice. And Greg microdosed—an hour before this episode. Plus your calls and news stories. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: Our Lovely Sponsors! Laurel Springs School Go to laurelsprings.com/childish to get your registration fee waived Rockets of Awesome Go to rocketsofawesome.com/childish and use promo code CHILDISH for 20% off your first box. Policygenius Shop the market and get insurance right. | |||
| Episode 83 - Hose Storage | 29 Jul 2020 | 01:09:28 | |
Greg's celebrating an especially great meal this week and Alison's gone off the rails in search of the perfect hose storage solution. Plus news stories about the benefits of a family dog and whether young children transmit COVID. Are the English repressed? A caller takes issue with something Greg said and invites him to come to the UK when this pandemic nonsense is behind us. And another caller wants to know how young is too young to become a dad. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: | |||
| Episode 82 - The Prometheus of Blowjobs | 15 Jul 2020 | 01:15:54 | |
One listener calls in to us know he approves of Greg's oral sex advice while another offers some bidet tips that leave us questioning the benefits of bidets. We also talk about news involving whether schools should reopen, a Boy Scouts activity pin recall, and a study saying moms are happier when kids go to bed early. Plus sibling rivalry, acne, a pledge to better ourselves and a kitchen table that got a workout. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: Our Lovely Sponsors! Laurel Springs School Go to laurelsprings.com/childish to get your registration fee waived Policygenius | |||
| Episode 81 - Blowjobs and Magnetic Poetry | 01 Jul 2020 | 01:11:55 | |
Greg and Alison recap Father's Day and discuss placement of tattoos and what it means. Alison's low has her wondering if she wants another child while Greg's has him feeling like a bad friend. Plus news stories about parental role-playing and a pandemic-related baby bust along with your emails including one about developmental milestones. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: | |||
| Episode 80 - Big Bush Fetish! | 17 Jun 2020 | 01:15:11 | |
We asked you to share with us the weirdest things of your parents you've stumbled across and wow, your answers did not disappoint! We also talk about whether to take your children to protests, Greg's new game show, Father's Day, good and bad Father's Day gifts, a news story that says anesthesia in childhood might lead to substance abuse later and so much more. We also take your calls and emails. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: Our Lovely Sponsor! StoryWorth Discover Family Stories That You Never Knew | |||
| Episode 79 - Bob Saget | 03 Jun 2020 | 01:34:43 | |
Bob Saget joins the show to talk about parenting three adult daughters, discussing racism with children, barnyard porn, cooking, his new podcast Bob Saget's Here for You and more. We also talk about Owen (O-2)'s first steps and some tough decisions about preschools reopening. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison:
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| Episode 78 - John Henson | 20 May 2020 | 01:28:36 | |
John Henson (Talk Soup, Wipeout) joins Greg and Alison to talk about the fight that nearly ruined Mother's Day, being on lockdown with a six and nine year old, matinee sex and more. We also talk about Elliot catching Alison cursing, Owen (O-1) being way too into fitness, and news stories about baby talk and the future of the childcare industry. Plus we take your emails and voicemails! Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison:
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| Episode 77 - Baking and Gaslighting! | 06 May 2020 | 01:04:43 | |
So much family time! On the one hand, it should be valued and treasured. On the other, Alison is losing her mind. Perhaps you are too? Greg receives some incredible news and learns the meaning of the word "gaslight." And a listener wants to know if she should put her family planning on hold. All this and a baby name quiz! Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison:
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| Episode 76: Your Quarantine Libido | 29 Apr 2020 | 01:09:54 | |
Greg and Alison aren't really in the mood. Is anyone these days? Will there really be a post-pandemic baby boom? Plus news about dwindling driver's license numbers, sharing stress with your kids and a letter from Angelina Jolie whom Greg has met in person under less than ideal circumstances. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison:
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| Episode 75 - LeeAnn Kreischer (Plus Bert Kreischer!) | 22 Apr 2020 | 01:13:35 | |
Greg and Alison are joined by LeeAnn Kreischer (Wife of the Party), with an appearance at the top by her husband Bert. They discuss breaking up sibling fights, fighting in general, how LeeAnn went from thinking she never wanted to get married to getting married and having two kids, raising chickens, homeschooling during quarantine and so much more. Plus being in the moment with your family, Greg playing the ponies and your answers to our shoplifting question. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: | |||
| Episode 181 - Greg's Indecent Proposal | 12 Jun 2024 | 01:04:42 | |
Alison gets a puppy and Greg prepares to celebrate his 25th anniversary. Plus drowsy driving! Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify | |||
| Episode 74 - Should You Get Rid of Your Dog to Have a Baby? | 15 Apr 2020 | 01:07:41 | |
A caller wants to start a family but she has a middle-aged dog who isn't good around kids. What should she do? Alison and Greg disagree. Plus shingles, puzzles, conversations that everyone can hear and more including five solid ideas for keeping sanity in your family. And some tips on shoplifting. | |||
| Episode 73 - Alison Gets Mad at Greg | 08 Apr 2020 | 01:08:20 | |
Alison has a couple bones to pick with a certain someone on this episode! Plus we tackle how the virus has strained marriages but also created very funny situations, discuss news about the effects of stress on sperm, take a quiz to see who's the worse parent and so much more. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: | |||
| Episode 72 - Baby Chicks and Guns | 01 Apr 2020 | 01:05:31 | |
Lockdown is wearing on Greg and Alison but they're trying (with varying levels of success) to stay positive. Also Greg let his daughter shave his head and Alison still feels guilty over an awkward neighborhood exchange. Plus how to celebrate your child's birthday while sheltering in place. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison:
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| Episode 71 - The Upside Down V | 25 Mar 2020 | 01:04:42 | |
Greg and Alison connect from Venice and Burbank, respectively, to talk about sheltering in place and whether it's acceptable to listen in on your spouse's therapy session. Plus news about hospitals requiring women to labor alone, suggestions for creating a plan should you become ill, stock market talk, the silver lining and how to stay positive, voicemails, emails and more. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison:
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| Episode 70 - Banned Baby Names! | 18 Mar 2020 | 00:59:48 | |
This week we're talking about being outsmarted by your own kids, the plusses and minuses of team sports, banned baby names, the dangers in letting grandparents watch the kids, spanking and how far too many people still do this, working through anger and so much more. Also we found our oldest listener! Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison:
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| Episode 69 - Literal Pillow Talk (with Christina P) | 11 Mar 2020 | 01:10:03 | |
After discussing the role of hormones on sexuality and how that affects relationships, Alison and Greg are joined by their second intentional guest Christina P of Your Mom's House and Where My Mom's At? They talk about Christina's past as a child performer, a scene study from Greg's theater days, Alison's discomfort with the discussion, cell phone germs, bidets, breeding recklessness, parenting siblings and so much more. We also break down how to discuss Coronavirus with your kids and how to avoid touching your face. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison:
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| Episode 68 - Let Go of Your Perfectionism! | 04 Mar 2020 | 01:03:33 | |
Let go of your perfectionism! Imperfect Greg teaches you how. Plus news about introducing children and pets, reports that say active shooter drills are doing more harm than good, a search for our oldest listener and more.
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| Episode 67 - Jimmy Pardo's Knob | 26 Feb 2020 | 01:16:35 | |
A mysterious pain is haunting Jimmy's left testicle! We endeavor to get to the bottom of it in this episode featuring our first intentional studio guest. He joins us to recap Valentine's day, discuss being the parent of an only child, talk airplane squabbles, birthstones, catchphrases, McDonald's meal options, financial indiscretions and more.
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| Episode 66 - The Honor System | 19 Feb 2020 | 01:05:30 | |
If kids under three are free to an amusement park and your kid turned three the day before, would you pay? Greg's answer will surprise you. Plus tax talk that is NOT BORING and will save you money, a discussion of irony, some wedding weather woes, mindfulness around your kids, married sex and so much more. | |||
| Episode 65 - A Banana and Aplomb | 12 Feb 2020 | 01:05:17 | |
It's parent-teacher conference time and we have tips. Also, if you run into someone with whom you were once involved do you need to tell your spouse? What are the rules around hanging onto old love letters? Alison puzzles over the logistics of a steamy story involving fruit, Greg gets stood up at a pier, Alison takes a Tap-robics class, Greg gets nostalgic over his daughter's first job and so much more. Plus your calls!
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| Episode 180 - We're on Fire! | 29 May 2024 | 01:10:37 | |
Alison is building muscle while Greg heads to Vegas to see The Dead. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify | |||
| Episode 64: Live from Sketchfest with Rob Paulsen | 05 Feb 2020 | 01:27:18 | |
Recorded live at the Gateway Theatre in San Francisco. Alison and Greg hit the stage during Sketchfest and are joined by superstar voice actor Rob Paulsen (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Animaniacs, Pinky and The Brain). They talk about birth order, home schooling, asthma, Rogaine, a car seat trick, some encouraging news out of Utah and so much more. Plus a special San Francisco-themed parenting game with the audience. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison:
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| Episode 63 - Greg's Toxic Kentucky Fart | 29 Jan 2020 | 01:04:46 | |
Greg recently performed in the Bluegrass State and left a little something behind. Also he's gotten permission to visit a nude spa in Portland and he's planning on going all in. He and Alison discuss the awards they expect to receive for their bravery, the sanctimoniousness of awards shows, talking to your kids about the news, Evita (again), traveling, discipline and so much more. Plus news about "looping" teacher, Generation Alpha, and your emails. | |||
| Episode 62 - The Wrong Hole | 22 Jan 2020 | 01:02:35 | |
A night of insomnia leads Alison to a startling epiphany which she needs to run by Greg and new producer Pete. Meanwhile Greg has a lot of say about the Gwyneth candle, the correct pronunciation of Genghis Khan and why you need to write down the cute things your kids say. Plus news stories about the rising cost of delivery and sexed up tortoises and a call from a listener who needs to know how much harder having two kids really is. | |||
| Episode 61 - Greg's Danish Crabs | 15 Jan 2020 | 01:03:18 | |
From crabs in Denmark to sharting in Venice, Greg and Alison tackle life's highs and lows. Plus a news story about predictors of your child's academic success, more info about chicken sex, classic rock, selfish teens, embarrassing word mispronunciations, the dangers of horseback riding, your emails and more. | |||
| Episode 60 - Happy New Year, Children! | 08 Jan 2020 | 01:03:37 | |
We check in on our 2019 predictions and make some new ones for 2020! Greg almost gets into a fistfight while skiing and Alison gets the band back together. Plus Alison opens a piece of fan mail on air that may or may not mention a threesome. | |||
| Episode 59 - Not a Holiday Show! | 25 Dec 2019 | 01:06:11 | |
Alison makes a woman cry (in a nice way). Plus an update on maggot season from an entomologist, a call about paving the way for a second child, your emails, a discussion about whether if you pay for extra leg room seats and then the plane is empty and everyone sits where they want that's a win or loss and more. | |||
| Episode 58 - The Chicken Situation Continues! | 18 Dec 2019 | 01:00:45 | |
A recap of Alison's trip to Hawaii and Greg's Mudbowl soccer game, a plan for top ten guests in 2020, career envy, a bid to connect a couple chicken lovers and more calls about chickens! | |||
| Greg and Alison Switch Places! | 11 Dec 2019 | 01:04:27 | |
How vicious do Greg and Alison get when they unleash their impressions of one another? Plus a call with Alison's dad and cameo by her mom, discussions of grocery shopping, medicine, news, emails, and highs and lows involving a lot of tears. | |||
| Episode 56: 3-way? Yes way! | 04 Dec 2019 | 00:57:45 | |
Which comedians do Greg and Alison feel sexual energy with? Will they ever have three ways with their partners? Plus Greg's enthusiastic plan to move to Leisure World, news about "likes," a caller who wants to know how to help her husband feel more connected to her pregnancy and more! | |||
| Episode 55: Maggots and Monkey Brains | 27 Nov 2019 | 01:08:59 | |
A particularly gross episode but at least we don't talk about chicken sex! Alison learns someone's been upset with her for two years. Plus the story of Greg's third arrest, news about rating teachers, a caller's question about her husband's new disgusting habit, a string of misunderstandings and some maggot solidarity. | |||
| Episode 179 - Post Mother's Day Madness | 15 May 2024 | 01:07:15 | |
Greg and Alison's highs soar to the zenith of parenting possibility's this week while you may want to fast forward through the lows. Follow Childish: Follow Greg: Follow Alison: Our Lovely Sponsors! Shopify | |||
| Episode 54: Who Came First, The Hen or The Rooster? | 20 Nov 2019 | 01:04:01 | |
We continue down the rabbit hole of chicken sex and reveal shocking tales of Alison being an accomplice to cheating and Greg's second arrest.
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| Episode 53: A Chevrolet Built for Sex | 13 Nov 2019 | 01:06:55 | |
Greg shares the story of his first arrest. Alison gets a head-butt from Elliot as she watches O2 crawl for the first time. Plus an update from the caller whose husband suddenly, emphatically, doesn't want kids and news about sleep!
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| Episode 52: A Tingly Episode | 06 Nov 2019 | 01:04:53 | |
Greg and Alison compare notes about this year's Halloween and Alison shares a vivid dream. Plus news about a disastrous gender reveal and a call from a listener to set the record straight on chicken sex facts. Also, Alison has maggots in her shower!
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