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Behold, an episode so lost, neither Charles D. Lincoln nor Chelsea LeSage even remembered they did it! Recently discovered, while Charles was cleaning his hard drive, this is a test episode recorded before their initial autopsy of Verotika, way back in Episode 1. It was a time of plague, broken legs, and both of our antiheroes being in completely different relationships than they are now. As it's been a little bit since our last episode, we wanted to give you this little time capsule as our way of saying we're sorry and there will be a new episode very soon!

Hello. Is there anybody out there? Just nod if you can hear us, because Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage are back with yet another exciting episode of the Cinematic Autopsy Podcast! This time, the Diabolic Duo are covering the surreal Pink Floyd - The Wall. Along the way, we blow your mind with the state Gotham City is located in, what slang the young people are saying, why Charles hasn't written a book about his life yet, teachers that can make or break young minds, and so much more, while attempting to explain a movie that's almost unexplainable. Don't just be another brick in the wall with your skidibi Ohio rizz, fam; sit back and let Charles and Chelsea of C. L. Squared Productions take you on a journey into Pink Floyd - The Wall!

There's no such thing as a Hollywood ending, but there is another new episode of Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage (of C. L. Squared Productions)'s Cinematic Autopsy podcast! This time, our Diabolic Duo, cover the Scottish zombie musical, Anna and the Apocalypse! While discussing how many countries bowling exists in; the difference between rock musicians and theatre kids; the long lost Zombie World comic, and much much more, Charles and Chelsea delve deep into the film! Grab your candy cane stake, make sure your phone is charged, and be sure to bring the one gift you want to unwrap, because Charles and Chelsea are performing a Cinematic Autopsy on Anna and the Apocalypse!

Suddenly, Seymour, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are back with an episode so epic, Chelsea had to fight her bowels to complete it. An episode that don’t come from no black lagoon, it's from past the stars and beyond the moon as The Diabolic Duo cover Frank Oz's 1986 cult classic, Little Shop of Horrors. Listen in as Charles and Chelsea analyze the musical story of a simple man working at a run down flower shop in Skid Row, while also learning about E. Coli and witnessing the first time on the show Charles has felt he has gone too far. Thrill while you drill a bicuspid, as Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage perform a Cinematic Autopsy on Little Shop of Horrors.

What's the buzz? Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions will tell you what's a happening, as they delve into the 1973 rock opera that inspired so many, including our two friends and humble narrators, Jesus Christ Superstar! In this all singing, all dancing episode (yes, once again, there is actual singing going on), we talk about the movie, the play, and along the way, also touch on succulent Chinese meals, time traveling plagiarists, messiah complexes, witty things Chelsea's mom says, where was Charles on 9/11, and much much more! Try not to get worried, try not to turn on to problems that upset you, because Charles and Chelsea are about to perform a Cinematic Autopsy on Jesus Christ Superstar!

Hot Patootie, bless our soul, Charles and Chelsea are back with their podcasting gold as the Diabolic Duo of C. L. Squared Productions talk about the 1975 rock opera that defined the midnight movie, The Rocky Horror Picture Show! On as heavy, black, and pendulous storm clouds rage outside, our heroes discuss the film, scene by scene, while also going over its impact on the LGBT community, the difference between the stage version and the film version, how Charles' would have remade it in the 90's, and much much more! In just seven days, we can make you a man, as Charles and Chelsea perform a Cinematic Autopsy on The Rocky Horror Picture Show!

A new phase of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy is upon us as Charles D. Lincoln and star of stage, screen, and Sephora, Chelsea LeSage, cover the 1974 Brian de Palma rock opera, Phantom of the Paradise! While ink doesn't mean much to us, we never thought we'd meet the devil, either, so have a slice of Beef, say Goodbye to Eddie, and sit back while the Diabolic Duo cover Phantom of the Paradise.

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions finish up their "Original/Remake" Theme with the 2009 remake of Last House on the Left. While going scene by scene, we also discuss prison uncles, bad writing for female characters, name changes, houses being on the wrong side of the street, dragons making us sad, and so much more. The house is oddly on the right when we discuss The Last House on the Left.

With a special interview with Last House on the Left star, Marc Sheffler ("Junior"), Charles D. Lincoln (son of Last House star Fred J. Lincoln) and Chelsea LeSage return to cover the film that made people afraid to buy pot from strangers in the 1970's. With Marc Sheffler taking us behind the scenes and beyond, the Diabolic Duo also cover the film in their usual hilariously profane manner! The Road Leads to Nowhere and the Cinematic Autopsy leads to The Last House on the Left.

The rumours are true. Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage continue their tango in the night about how heroes are hard to find, playing future games in the kiln house as they cover the 2015 American remake of Martyrs. A mirage of bare trees, the watered down remake, barely a tusk of the original, is examined fully by the Diabolic Duo. Go your own way and then play on, it's a Cinematic Autopsy of the American remake of Martyrs!

Bonjour, French Extreme! It's C. L. Squared Productions' Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage, here to talk about Pascal Laugier's infamous 2008 film, Martyrs! Diving into the deep end of one of the most controversial and unpleasant movies of all time, The Diabolic Duo will dive in, scalpels in hand, to analyze Martyrs!

Grab your colored contacts and hide your awkward mom boner, because it's time for yet another exciting episode of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy. In our latest examination, The Diabolic Duo dive fully into the 2022 remake of Goodnight, Mommy, starring the Queen of Remakes, Naomi Watts. Listen as Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions analyze the film while also going into songs everybody knows, when is the proper time to stop bathing with your mom, how spoilers can change one's entire perception of a film, and much much more. You are our sunshines, and it's time for the latest episode of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy!

In this episode, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions analysize the 2014's Veronika Franz and Severin Fiala film, Goodnight, Mommy, a tale of two twin brothers and the woman who may or may not be their mother.

After a brief interruption by the awfulness that is life, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are back with a new episode. New Episode. New Pinhead. New puzzles. New Hellraiser. That's right! The Diabolic Duo are here to cover the 2022 Hulu reboot of of the Clive Barker franchise. Along the way, we discuss what the spinny thing in the park is called, tenant rights, which addictions fall under the category of "junkie," how bad the original franchise straight to DVD sequels got, how many tries it takes to start watching The Crown, and much much more. Watch as we exchange our scalpels for hooks and give you way too many Cenobites as Charles and Chelsea perform a Cinematic Autopsy on David Bruckner's Hellraiser remake!

What is your pleasure, sir? In our latest episode (which is NOT sponsored by the Pillfinder app), Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions tear your soul apart with our thoughts on Clive Barker's 1987 horror masterpiece, Hellraiser! While discussing the film, The Diabolic Duo also go into how awesome Iggy Pop is, why Clive Barker had to work with only male roaches, how long has Charles been doing a Pinhead impersonation, first time filmmaker continuity issues, and much much more. Put on your best bondage gear and bring a strange man home because Charles and Chelsea are going to perform a Cinematic Autopsy on Clive Barker's Hellraiser!

Whenever people complain about remakes always being bad, there's two films that always get brought up to counter that argument, this being one of them (with the other being John Carpenter's The Thing), so with Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions exploring originals and their remakes, how could we not eventually get to 1978's remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Directed by Philip Kaufman and starring Donald Sutherland, Brooke Adams, Leonard Nimoy, Jeff Goldblum, and Veronica Cartwright, this is the standard by which all remakes should aspire. Listen to Charles and Chelsea go into the movie, scene by scene, and explore just what makes this such a revered remake.

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage return to the 1950's, this time performing their magic on Don Siegel's 1956 classic, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, where we discuss the wisdom of squeegee men, the draconian powers of the 1950's studio system, how to tell if your friends and loved ones have been replaced, the changing definition of sexual harassment, why one may need lube for their car, sweaty background extras, and much much more. They're here, they're after you, and you're next, as Charles and Chelsea of C. L. Squared Productions perform a Cinematic Autopsy on the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Get your pinata and clingwrap, and drive on down to the Old Crawford Mill, because Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are going to take you down to Texas, as we explore the 2003 remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Along the way, we discuss animals in lockers, the bisexuality of food choices, what year people started calling each other "dude," and much much more , as Charles and Chelsea swap our scalpels for a chainsaw and perform a Cinematic Autopsy on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

The podcast which you are about to listen to is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of two filmmakers, in particular Charles D. Lincoln and his production partner, Chelsea LeSage. It is all the more tragic in that Leatherface does not show up until the movie is halfway over. But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and macabre as they were to see that day. For them an idyllic winter movie viewing became a nightmare. The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre Cinematic Autopsies in the anals of American history, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

A very different Freddy Kreuger, a very sick Charles D. Lincoln, and a very mixed bag of a film as the aforementioned afflicted Charles is joined by his fellow C. L. Squared Productions partner Chelsea LeSage, once again, as the Diabolic Duo cover the 2010 remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street.

One...Two..Charles and Chelsea Coming For You...with another episode of our Cinematic Autopsy Podcast! This time, covering Wes Craven's 1984 horror masterpiece A Nightmare on Elm Street. Get yourself a glass of warm milk, put on your ridiculously long nightgown, and put your tv on your balls because The Diabolic Duo are here to discuss squishy pancake stairs, swimming pool bathtubs, how long each of us have gone without food and sleep, what to do when a cast member is high or drunk, and much much more. Put on your green and red sweater and write your name in your hat, because Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are here to perform a Cinematic Autopsy on Wes Craven's A Nightmare on Elm Street!

Burn through the ditches and something something with the witches, because Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are here to operate on Rob Zombie's 2007 remake of Halloween. Along the way, they'll discuss executive producer interference, the difference between various types of mucus, CG knife merkins, the Spy Kids/Machete expanded universe, period appropriate thongs, classic rock songs we can't stand, and much much more. Pick your favorite paper machete mask, indulge your mucophilia, and call your awful awful family, because The Diabolic Duo are here to perform a Cinematic Autopsy on Rob Zombie's Halloween.

Cue the iconic score and walk as slowly as you can because, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are about to discuss John Carpenter's 1978 horror classic, Halloween. Along the way, we'll discuss misadventures in babysitting, drug dealer Yelp reviews, the 1970's horror expanded universe, elevating material, the oddness of 70's panties, and much much more. Carve out your Jack-o-Lanter and lock your door, as the Diabolic Duo perform a Cinematic Autopsy on John Carpenter's Halloween!

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are certainly not going to buy this film for a dollar, as we cover the 2014 reboot of Robocop. Kicking and screaming to just get through the film, the whole way, we discuss great actors with bad material, fun facts about the original Robocop, Doggy TV, what the best show on television is, and much much more.

The Diabolic Duo, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage return to discuss the 1987 classic, Paul Verhoeven's Robocop! Listen as we soberly forget Kurtwood Smith's name and keep calling him Red Foreman the entire podcast; marvel as we discuss 80's news stories, and witness the awesomeness that is us discussing our upcoming feature film debut on October 20th, 2023! You'll buy that for a dollar as we go into 1987's Robocop!

This is for Tupac. Fresh from Chelsea LeSage bravely overcoming the scourge of laryngitis, she and her production partner Charles D. Lincoln return to discuss the 2019 reboot of Child's Play. We'll cover everything from Aubrey Plaza's various Andy's to what kind of chainsaw is used to trim trees to how much of this script M3GAN based itself on. We're your buddies until the end, as Charles and Chelsea of C. L. Squared Productions cover 2019's Child's Play!

Enough pig blood, it's time to grab your Good Guy Doll, push your babysitter out the window, and switch bodies as Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions cover 1988's Child's Play! Listen as we talk about the movie that started the whole Chucky franchise, while also discussing much much more! Not even glitches while recording the first half of this episode can stop the Diabolic Duo!

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions take one last trip to the prom as our Carrie Trilogy ends with the 2013 Kimberly Peirce directed/Chloe Grace Moretz starring version. From X-Men moves to increasingly generic male leads to failed MTU Broadway plays, we dissect this most controversial entry of the Carrie saga.

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage are back to dissect another remake. This time, it's the NBC TV "re-adaptation" of Stephen King's Carrie. How did Angela Bettis compare to Sissy Spacek? Did it do anything better than the Brian de Palma version? Did it do anything worse? Plus, puppies, pills, pull-offs, and more. It's the Diabolic Duo taking it apart for your amusement!

Put on your denim jacket and curl your hair because it's time to go back to 1976 and cover Brian dePalma's adaptation of Stephen King's Carrie. From real life bullies to the male gaze to what really happens in girls' locker rooms, we discuss it all and you in as we dissect Carrie!

In a throwback to when they used to just talk about horrible films, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage cover the 2006 remake of the Wicker Man. Starring Nicolas Cage and making very little sense, we talk about Piranha 3D, Piranha 3DD, country boners, bees, and everything we possibly can to not focus on what a disaster this film was. Join the Diabolic Duo as we dissect the Wicker Man 2006 in our latest Cinematic Autopsy!

In the woods there grew a tree and a fine fine tree was he

and on that tree there was a limb, and on that limb there was a branch, and on that branch there was a nest, and in that nest there was an egg, and in that egg there was a bird, and from that bird a feather came, and of that feather was a bed.

and on that bed there was a girl, and on that girl there was a man, and from that man there was a seed, and from that seed there was a boy, and from that boy there was a man and that man was Charles.

In the woods there grew a tree and a fine fine tree was he

and on that tree there was a limb, and on that limb there was a branch, and on that branch there was a nest, and in that nest there was an egg, and in that egg there was a bird, and from that bird a feather came, and of that feather was a bed.

and on that bed there was a girl, and on that girl there was a man, and from that man there was a seed, and from that seed there was a girl, and from that girl there was a woman and that woman was Chelsea.

The Diabolic Duo of Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are back, this time, to discuss Zack Snyder's 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead. We discuss proper sleepwear, four legged zombies, the alluring power of Andy, and even have a cameo from Chelsea's father! We're back from the grave and ready to...oh, wait, wrong zombie movie. 

It is a Christmas miracle, as we resurrect from the dead, much like the zombies of George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead! Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions return to discuss undead Smurfs, mall helipads, the Walking Dead, what has and hasn't aged well about this film, and much much more! It's profane, hilarious, and informative as the Diabolic Duo take you into the heart of Dawn of the Dead.

In this exciting episode of Tilda and Tilda's Cinematic Autopsy, featuring our special guest, Tilda, we discuss the 2018 Luca Guadagnino "homage" to the Dario Argento classic. And we go all in on everything from mirrored sets to lesbian love stories to the RAF to anal hooks. Come and dance with us!

We take a trip to a little dance academy in Munich for a tale of witches, dancing, murder, dubbed dialogue, and lots of red paint. Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are back to cover the 1977 Dario Argento classic, Suspiria! Along the way, we'll discuss ghosts, nudity in 1970's swim classes, real life brushes with horrific terrorist attacks, and why you should also sleep with a German woman if she asks. The Diabolic Duo are here to discuss this beautifully shot trippy film in our usual irreverent, hilarious, and profane way! And tune in next week when we cover the remake! 

Deviating from our regular format, we present to you the first of several bonus episodes, where Charles D. Lincoln interviews some of his friends and colleagues. How did they get into the industries they're in? What do they do that makes them fabulous? Listen in to find out!

In this episode, actresses Casey Marie Ecker and Rebecca Lauren of 21st Century Demon Hunter join the show! 

Fresh off discussing the 1981 original, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions return to go into the 2013 Fede Alvarez version of Evil Dead! It's a tale as old as time, as five friends go to the woods and find themselves awakening something evil and dead! Along the way, Charles and Chelsea will discuss adrenaline, homemade defibrillators, how many American men think they could beat a lion in a fist fight, how much tree one could fit in their various orifices, and more! Not another peep, time to go to sleep, it's time for Evil Dead 2013!!! 

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are back, this time going into films and their reboots/remakes. The very first of these will be the 1981 horror classic, Sam Raimi's Evil Dead, a movie that not only launched the career of Bruce Campbell, but was also one of the biggest influences on Charles' writing. We discuss everything from awful set conditions to tree assault to how Evil Dead II actually functions as a sequel. And join us next week, when we will tackle the 2013 Evil Dead remake! 

It's time to let it go as Charles D. LIncoln and Chelsea LeSage go into the unknown and discuss Disney's Frozen II. As well as fun facts about turtles, the morbid nature of fairy tales, what makes Charles cry, how long it'd take you to walk across a sea, uncircumsized peni, and much much more. The Diabolic Duo are here to fill your heads with edutainment! 

A broken table, splatters of blood, and a missing wife...all is not as it seems in a small Missouri town, and Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage, the Diabolic Duo of C. L. Squared Productions, joined by artist and friend of the show, MAEVE, are here to get to the bottom of it. While they're there, we'll take detours into the concept of cool girls, X-rated reality tv pitches, obsessive behavior, the true story of the cat fingerer, and much much more as we delve into David Fincher's Gone Girl! 

The Diabolic Duo of C. L. Squared Productions, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage, return to cover alcoholism, abuse, blackouts, gaslighting, baby stealing, murder, and lying as they discuss 2016's The Girl on the Train, starring Emily Blunt. An adaptation of one of Chelsea's favorite novels, they will go in-depth on the pros and cons of this version, while also touching on the recent 2021 Netflix release and the original novel. All this and more on the latest episode of Cinematic Autopsy!

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions return to cover the little slice of 1950's suburban hell that is Revolutionary Road!! Listen as we talk about the difference between the values of the 1950's and now, reiterate how hard it is to tell characters from actors sometimes, as well as share how Charles and Chelsea argue, when they, as any friends do, have a disagreement. All this and more as the Diabolic Duo return to action with Revolutionary Road.

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage brave the waters of The Impossible, the 2012 true life story of one family during the worst Tsunami in recorded history. From the consequences of using big stars like Naomi Watts and Ewan McGregor in your projects to the increasingly dark backstory of Charles, we look at this story of one family's survival in the darkest of times, while being our usual irreverent and profane selves! Check out the latest episode of CInematic Autopsy, wherever you get your podcasts!

The Diabolic Duo of C. L. Squared Production's Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage return to the world of animation, speaking about the Warner Bros-esque Emperor's New Groove. Can Charles overcome his hatred of David Spade in order to enjoy Chelsea's favorite Disney film? Find out in the latest episode of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy! 

It's an all-singing, all dancing musical extravaganza (not really) as Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions take on the 2014 version of Into the Woods, starring Meryl Streep, James Corden, Emily Blunt, and more. 

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage grab our mustache combs, set our instruments to exposition, and pick up the phone to Dial M for Murder, Alfred Hitchcock's 1954 tale of the supposed "perfect murder." 

Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage go back to 1954 to cover Martin Scorsese's film noir mindfuck, Shutter Island. Who is Andrew Laeddis? What happened to Rachel Solando? All this and more explored in the next Cinematic Autopsy!!

This week, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage present a very R-rated discuss of a G-rated movie, in the form of 1997's Hercules. We explore the myths and legends of ancient Greece while also discussing how Hades' flames are the wrong colors for his, the unfortunate rumors about the death of Catherine the Great, and many many more things that are totally appropriate only for after work. It's the Diabolic Duo versus the Gods, in our latest review!

Charles and Chelsea talk about Tobe Hooper's 1985 film, Lifeforce, an adaption of Colin Wilson's 1976 novel, The Space Vampires.