content warning: intimate partner abuse, sexual abuse, child abuse drug use

This week, Princess it talking about a bodybuilder murder.

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This episode was originally published on July 25, 2024 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon page. 

This week, Princess is joined by Carla (@theremightbecupcakes) to talk about the teens who are young and pregnant.

Bad Girls Club S12, E12

This week, Princess is a victim of hoo doo! Also, we get a new girl in the house and nobody likes her!

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 13 and 14 This week, I have David (@carriagereturn) from The Countess and Friends talking about whether Jax is a time traveling vampire, Stassi's slapping ability, and when to keep on lying until you die. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 11 and 12 This week, I have Mani from Mixing with Mani (@mixingwithmani) to discuss birthday dinners, liar liar lying faces, and totally secret proposals. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 9 and 10 This week, I have Naudia (@lovejones90) to discuss some Vanderpump Rules but mostly taking detours into Black Ink Crew, College Hill, and other black programming. Special appearance by my 6yo son, Monkey. AKA this family's Jan Brady. AKA my short king because if this kid grows to be over 5ft tall I will be very very shocked. And yes, I'm a hypocrite. I never said I wasn't, guys. Enjoy! Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 7 and 8 This week, Maria (@olivianadineboutique) joins me to talk about eyelashes, holding grudges, and Vegas Scheana. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 5 and 6 This week, we have Carla from There Might Be Cupcakes shooting the shit about how Jax is very good at picking up women, whether or not it's OK to ask two of your employees to give a lap dance to their boss, and how Kristen has become a permanent member of my List of Things That Scare the Shit Out of Me Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 3 and 4 This week, we have gotten Kara Berry of Everyone's Business But Mine (EBBMpodcast) through threats and blackmail. Together we discuss the attractiveness of all of the cast, Scheana friendworthy-ness, and whether we believe Tom and Ariana are cheater cheater pumpkin eaters. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

This is Us Let's talk about the Pearsons and why they are the worst and why this is my favorite tv to cry to. Thanks to Meaghan for sponsoring this episode! If you want to sponsor a bonus episode, send an email to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com and pitch me! Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 1 and 2 Helloooooooooo, season 10 of Bye Pumkin. We're kicking off this season with Liz Bentley (@bentleyliz2) of Feathers in My Hair and Liz Explains It All. Together we reminisce about serving tables, try to breakdown Scheana's munchausen, and explore what to do if someone cheats on you three days after your birthday. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Captive Audience content warning: graphic talk of child sexual assault, sexual assault, murder This week, let's talk about the recent Hulu documentary on the story that inspired I Know My First Name is Steven. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter is Dead This week, I finally talk about one of my fav movies, the start of my boner for Josh Charles, and why I check in on Christina Applegate every now and again. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Bad Girls Club, S12, E11

This week, Princess meets the girls' families and tries to explain Redd, Alex Newell, and her deep desire to be dumb.

Black. White. Season 1, Episode 1 content warning: this show contains a lot of the n-word. Like, the actual word. Hard "er," too. And no, you still can't say it. This week, Kara Berry (@KaraBTweets) joins me to fix race relations, question Ice Cube's sanity, and finally talk about Bruno. This episode was sponsored by Naudia (@nitsnaoria). If you want to commission an episode, send me a pitch either through Patreon or at hello [at] byepumkinpodcast.com. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

How to Fix a Drug Scandal This week, Stas (@AnastasiaMoore) was good enough to come on the pod after watching 4 hrs of a documentary so we can talk about the war on drugs, how to smoke crack at work, and whether a bald white man from Boston is scary or hot. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 12 Let's wrap up Rock of Love and Season 9 of Bye Pumkin with a reunion! Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

content warning: child abuse, infant death, miscarriage This week, I don't have a voice! So here's a republished episode from over on the Patreon. In it, we take a little break from our normal dark sided topics and get to know the Derricos, a family on TLC with 14 kids (4 sets of multiples back to back.) Along the way, we'll talk about the ethics of a large family, how 16 people can live in that little ass house, and the fact that "Awesome" and "Dawsyn" do not rhyme.  Note: I stop ranting about The White Lotus at 20:26.  Thank you to Taylor for commissioning this episode. If you want to commission an episode, email me at hello@byepumkinpodcast and let's work something out. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 11 content warning: sexual assault, childhood sexual assault, murder. Skip to 19:17 to avoid it. This week, we finally get Bret's Rock of Love Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 10 This week, we find out who raised these women. And there's someone more annoying than Lacey--her dad, Otis. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Sex and the City, Season 4, Episode 1 content warning: eating disorders, self harm, suicide Let's take a break from Bret's wig to talk about Carrie's birthday. In this episode, we talk soul mates, sad birthdays, and cake...there's a lot of cake talk in this episode. Thanks to Kayla for sponsoring this episode. If you want to pitch a show to sponsor, you can send a message through Patreon or email hello@byepumpkinpodcast.com. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 9 This week, Bret and the ladies go to Vegas. Lacey gets drunk, Brandi gets honest, and Heather gets left...a lot. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 8 This week, Bret has some women he either slept with at a gig or hired from Central Casting come be mean to everyone. Sam packs her bag. Lacey cries. Brandi's hair catches on fire. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Euphoria, Season 2 content warning: graphic drug abuse, sexual assault, sex crimes against a minor, self harm, suicide This week, Princess does a long ass, no notes needed monologue on Euphoria. Thanks to Nicole for sponsoring this episode on Euphoria. If you want to sponsor content on this podcast, email to hello@byepumkin.com or send a message on Patreon. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Bad Girls Club, season 12, episode 10

This week, Princess is wondering who the Fab 4 are gonna bully next. Also, why would anyone ever let a man named Markell play them.

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 7 This week, Brandi is a drag king, Mia is on the outs, and everybody hates Lacey. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

content warning: eating disorders, self harm, suicide This week, Princess is on vacation. So let's revisit the time she talked about Thin with Mathilde. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Being Bobby Brown, Season 1, Episode 1 Thanks to Alex for commissioning this episode and giving me the opportunity to speak for 2.5 hours on Bobby Brown. In this episode, I'll put some respect on Bobby Brown's name and then immediately take it back off while talking about Whitney, Bobby Christina, and everything else. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 6 This week, the ladies go on a bus ride...in a parking lot. Also, if you want to skip all the tv talk at the beginning, go to 54 minutes into the recording. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 5 This week, Tomlin stops by to talk about Bret's hair, Brandi M's boots, and why Justin Timberlake is such a trigger for Bret. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

My 600LB Life, Season 10, Episode 5 Thanks to Jenn for commission this wild ride. Not only did she commission the show, she threw in an extra $20 for Central Texas Food Bank. So this is a win-win-win situation. Kara and I talk about Lacey Buckingham's multiple non-journeys to weight loss and along the way we discuss dating online, David and Victoria Beckham, and how to not get left at Texas gas station. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 4 This week, Princess can smell everything, including the fact that Bret is on some real bullshit. Digressions include Rodeo's dreams and Heather's boobs. There's also a very long bit about Pam from Urban Cowboy. I'm sorry. Or you're welcome. I guess it depends on how you feel about that sort of thing. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 3 content warning: sexual assault, domestic violence, miscarriage, suicide As usual, I have no idea what Sonia (@soniamariesays) and I talked about. I remember some Lil Romeo, Prince, a lot of Janet Jackson, limos, Tori Spelling...and a little Rock of Love. It's 3hrs long so make sure you stretch before you get into this one! Note: Just a heads up, I had to rerecord a part of this episode because you could literally hear my children arguing in the background about some bullshit. I would have left it in but they were saying their actual names and other identifiers so I had to cut it out. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

content warning: sexual assault, domestic violence, miscarriage, suicide Hey, Princess read Porsha Williams' book so you don't have to. You're welcome. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 2 This week, let's talk about Rodeo's horny mom bodybuilder act, Heather being the Queen Pick Me on a show full of women begging to be chosen, and whether Bret Michaels is actually wearing a wig, a weave, or hair plugs. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

My Super Sweet Sixteen, Season 4, Episode 8

Let's go back to the original "spendy" kids show and the first time we met Teyana Taylor. 


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Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 1 content warning: sexual assault, suicide Season 9 of Bye Pumkin is here!! Join me as we take a trip down memory lane to hang out with some fun sluts and a man in a wig/doo rag/cowboy hat combo. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

The Real Housewives of Potomac (Season 6) content warning: miscarriage, still birth, child death This week, we've got Naudia (@loves_jones90) on to talk about this season of RHOP. The episode is long and I don't remember everything we talked about but I do remember we covered Keke Wyatt and Lisa Raye extensively. Enjoy! Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

The Last Days of Left Eye content warning: child abuse, sexual abuse, domestic abuse, self-harm, drug abuse, suicide This week, let's be sad about Lisa Left Eye Lopes together. Thanks to Roe for commissioning this episode. If you'd like to commission a bonus episode, send me an email at hello@byepumkinpodcast.com and let's talk. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Homeless: The Motel Kids of Orange County content warning: child abuse, child neglect, extreme poverty, homelessness This week, Princess goes back a documentary that chronicles a summer with kids who live in poverty at the steps of Disneyland. Skip to 38:20 to bypass the chitchat in the beginning. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episodes 18 & 19 Princess lied last week. THIS is the last episode of Season 8 and it's all about the reunion. It also happens to be the 100th episode! Thanks to everyone who has continued to support this podcast through thick and thin. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Mob Wives Season 2, Episode 17 content warning: suicide, sexual assault, child abuse This week, Karen and Drita have a sit down, Big And has a sit down dinner, and Princess tells you what season 9 of Bye Pumkin will be. Skip 27:30 to 40:41 to avoid suicide, depression, and general dark shit talk. Skip to 44:45 to get straight to the Mob Wives talk.

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 16 content warning: eating disorders This week, Carla is mad about Joe's girlfriend, Drita is mad about Lee's transfer, and Ramona is mad about a possible reconciliation.

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 15 This week, Karen is a business, Rene doesn't have gift bags, and Ramona can't find the lasers. Oh and Drita is a rapper.

Mob Daughter content warning: the first 30 minutes of this episode is about the state of Housewives franchises and my absolute believe that it's ok to talk about people's mamas. This week, let's take a detour into Karen Gravano's memoir. We'll talk about Sammy the Bull's breakup with John Gotti, what went down in Arizona to get them all arrested as a drug cartel, and how many times do you have to see your father leaving the house with a gun to go kill people before you realize he's not like the other dads.

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 14 This week, Renee is scared of Carla, Drita is getting a puppy, and Ramona's missing $200K worth of jewelry! If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 9

This week, Princess spends the first 42 minutes talking about absolutely nothing. Skip to there to talk about how the life coach on this season of Bad Girls Club is horrible!

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 13 This week, JR is still a rat but now Renee believes. Also, Drita is Jean-Claud Van Damme and Carla thinks Renee knew more than she's saying. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 12 This week, JR is a rat! And Liz Bentley of Feathers in My Hair and Liz Explains It All joins us to talk about Rene's inability to cope with anything, the real reason Rene's dad is mad at her, and who the real victims are. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 11 This week, Renee cries and cries and cries and cries. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.