Yep, we’re diving back in just as soon as we got out. That’s right, I’m reading advertising copy, and sharing anecdotes of brand deals falling through. So join me this week for Austin Powers having one joke, nodding big when people mention cinematography, and questioning why my Instagram only shows pictures of feet. And remember, don’t idolise Sylar. He killed people.

I’ve learnt more talking to myself than ever listening to others, and it’s about time I put that wisdom to good use through some relationship advice. Join me this week for standing on the second napkin to clean a spill, self-reflecting instead of going into the government facility, and there being trouble in pear cider on ice. Preach!

It aint March, it’s merch, and it aint exactly madness. This week we’re doing a structured bracket to help us come up with the perfect item for the Big Tall Boys store. Sixteen ideas. One bracket. You don’t want to miss this one. Join me this week for innocuous kangaroos, SPF adjacent sunscreen and wet and ready clay models. Helpful tip: if you hit play the episode will start.

Anthony (Alex Krause) talks with the Santa-Clausian Klaus Herzog (Jacob Agius) about his newest prisoner-constructed album, being the Zodiac killer, and good raid procedure. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Anthony’s (Alex Krause) biggest fan, Josh Joshua (Jackson Taylor-Dobson), uses his one phone call to get Anthony’s help with stealing tasers, his upcoming trial and subsequent after-party. [This was the first episode recorded in quarantine, we apologise for some odd audio]. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Judge Joe Guinther (Jackson Taylor-Dobson) stops by to confront Anthony (Alexander Krause) on his house arrest, his infatuation with a juror, and eating on mic. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Anthony (Alex Krause) invites the super interesting Dave Nermalson (Jackson Taylor-Dobson) to a delightful discussion on Anthony’s full name, proper Mexican restaurant etiquette, and the Garfield of it all. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Frogs Legs Rag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Know What You’re in For w/ Disgraced Prison Warden Anthony B. Watts launches Wednesday June 3rd! That’s right, Wednesday June 3rd! This beginner’s guide to prison takes the form of long-form improv mock-interviews that continuously go off premise for your entertainment. Laugh along as Anthony and company conduct raids, get up to courtroom hijinks, and produce feature films. Every week we’ll post a brand new episode that legitimately (and I mean this) is more insane than the last. Enjoy this preview, subscribe to the show’s RSS feed on iTunes, and check out our website at BigTallBoys.com. Please and thank you. Long Road Ahead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Sweeter Vermouth Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Let’s start getting reorganised! That’s right, we’re nearing the anniversary of this podcast so why not make fifty two changes to the show? Join me this week for a good laugh, a large amount of Nintendo references, and the Kelvin Klein underwear grease tray. That’s it! That’s the whole description! I’m not messing around anymore. Straight to the point with this from now on. Read this, and then click that play button, or the share button. Actually, yeah, just press the share button, you can skip this sode.

Ka-Ching! That’s right, we’re selling out! How you ask? Well, I answer then continue, we’re going to condense down chunks of this episode into TikTokable portions that will attract a wider audience. So join me as we condense discussions on my perfect Stitch impression, Jim Davis’s will, and the best day to confront your partner on whether you’re being Punk’d.

A completely scripted sode? Yeah, YEAH. It’s exciting and equally neat. But what more it’s impressive. Intimidatingly so. How can I live up to this in future episodes? Who knows. Let’s not think about that. Instead just listen to scripted discussions on Tril-by dates, taking a quick semaphore, and tongue twisters about Corey committing cremation. I wrote 8000 words for this one, so you better listen to at least 1000 of them [threat].

Am I hearing double? Yes, yes you are! It’s Alex on Alex in the most Alex way possible: contrived podcast premises. Because this week I am being interviewed by an alternate version of myself. Will this lead us both to form a deeper understanding of ourselves? Or will we simply discuss pointing at balloons on our father’s shoulders, jumping into Hurley from Lost’s photo like Mario 64, and our shared financial domination fetish? I think you know the answer.

My beauty aint rich nor rare, as it turns out I am everywhere! That’s right, it’s election night in the multiverse of madness as we jump forward a week to see the futures that could be. Winning? Losing? Hot? Not? Well you’ll have to listen to find out. So join me for Beautiful Mind’s disease, unconfident soundboard buttons, and describing yourself in one word or curd if you are a custard. Don’t vote for me!

I’m hitting golden soil and girting that sea! That’s right, it’s an election trail! Every state a new speech filled with campaign promises and a vague understanding of what you’re all about. Perth? Danger Five. NSW? Robot maids. Queensland? Royal Commission. Join me this week for misplacing the twelve apostles, Tom Cruising around, and reminding you all to please drape your sex dolls. Vote for me!

Keep rejoicing, for these ads are young and free! What’s a political campaign without an aggressive media push? And what’s an episode of this show without a silly premise? That’s right, I’m continuing my Prime Minister election campaign the only way I know how: advertising. Join me this week for monthly chats, attack ads on voters, and nodding at ents. Vote for me!

Australia all let us rejoice in my election campaign! That’s right, I’m running for Prime Minister of a little country down under. But why should you vote for me? Well, let me explain through a series of campaign policies that you will keep me accountable for. So, I suppose if I fail to fulfill these promises then that’s kind of on you. Huh, interesting. Join me this week for nuclear submarines fighting sirens, rules for seven minutes in heaven, and pleading insanity by praising James Cameron’s Avatar. Vote for me!

Tee hee hee! That’s right, it’s the big Easter Scavenger Hunt, and I am the Riddler. Each riddle shall lead you to a new clue, and with each new clue you shall receive a religious parable. So do not fret, for I will uphold the sanctity of this occasion and praise the defeat of death. Join me for bags of sand, Rob Huebel, and the Bible cinematic universe. Tee hee hee!

There’s no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going! That’s right, I have a golden ticket on to Wonka’s magical glass elevator, and what better use for such a feat of engineering than to pitch to fast food elevator commuters. Join me this week for going full M. Night’s Devil, getting in someone’s face for better reception, and putting on a play. This one’s for the fast food freaks!

Let’s all go to the movies! That’s right, the Big Tall Boys movie is wrapped, completed, edited, finished and being aired before a live audience. So what better way to experience such a thing than listening along at home? Join me this week for a story that has never been told before and shall never be told again, about the corrupt podcast industry, the Smartless audio vampires, and finishing everything off by listing all of the production companies that helped me make this possible. It’s quote the sode, which is slang for episode.

If you are listening to this episode than you probably already know what has happened. I, Alexander Krause, have been hacked. And not in the cool Cyberpunk net-runner kind of way. More so in the recorded my credit card in a TikTok kind of way. But it’s okay, because this is the perfect time for me to demonstrate my excellent PR training. So join me as I listen back over the leaks and justify elevator pitches, airplane blackbox recordings and the glory of the PlayStation Vita. I would listen to this episode.

Ba da dum! Every movie needs a soundtrack. And every musical needs a musical soundtrack that is somewhat confusing without the accompanying visuals. This week we continue our quest to construct the Big Tall Boys movie. So join me for an introduction from the Muppets three, a sad-sack ballad, and rhyming ye. This episodes a delight and you will be delighted.

This summer experience the event of a lifetime! That’s right, we’re making trailers. What kinds of trailers? I’m talking goofy. I’m talking dramatic. I’m talking strange sci-fi nonsense. All of the genres, all of the films, all of the time. Everything Everywhere All the Time? No, not that movie. But I am looking forward to it. I’ve lost track of this description. It’s just good clean fun. The cleaner the better. Oh, and here’s all the royalty free tracks I used, and no I didn’t order them properly: Whitesand - The Lights, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74sLXK3hfdg&ab_channel=Whitesand Ross Bugden -- Something Wicked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuw_O5MU5CE&ab_channel=RossBugden Joe Alfaraby - the Dancing Monkey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJcLLaHh-Do&ab_channel=MixrobaStudio Vespoidea Production -- Music Romantic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ21X6whTkA&ab_channel=VespoideaProduction Music for Video Library -- Epic trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knRAM6AHcKI&ab_channel=MusicforVideoLibrary Music for Video Library -- Classic Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDU4endrdkY&ab_channel=MusicforVideoLibrary MorningLightMusic -- Cinematic Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4ryDBnqwhc&ab_channel=MorningLightMusic

In the not too distant future my podcast film is coming out, so I best prepare by watching how the masters did it before me. This week I watch the 1959 smash hit Teenagers From Outer Space, and in turn you will be listening to the audio with my commentary. I am not too sure of the appeal of this episode, but I had a great time laughing about Derrick, Thor and bone guns. If you don’t like it then repeat to yourself “it’s just a show, I should really just relax.”

You’ve got questions, and I in turn must fulfill the promise of answers. That’s right, this week I explain, justify, and talk about my upcoming film through the guise of “your” questions. Join me for childbearing superiority, Star Wars venting, and some surprise messages from my past, present and future selves. I hope this episode leaves you with a grand ole Skarsgard smile.

B-B-B-Bonus! This week, instead of your regularly scheduled episode, we have a very special bonus episode! Where-in I will be detailing the backing tiers for my brand new film project. I’m talking $10 backing rewards. I’m talking $25 backing rewards. These rewards are crazy, wild, and a third adjective! Also B-B-B-Bonus, while recording this episode I was being uploaded into the net to preserve my consciousness. What? What does that even mean? I’m not sure, but it happened.

Ring Ring! Who’s there? It’s me, Alexander Krause. And you know what that means? Leaving a lot of voicemails. Join me this week as I cold-call celebrities, distribution studios and catering companies, to try to get the ball rolling on my soon rolling film. Also if you are in need of a projector it might be a good idea to hit up Garry Clements. He lives in Warrandyte, but if he is away the man vacations with his family in Echuca.

47 characters! Yep, this week I showcase forty-seven mostly distinct characters in an attempt to get onto the long-running sketch program Saturday Night Live. And what more I do Weekend Update. Yeah, for some reason on top of making up 47 characters I thought it’d be neat to do a li'l Weekend Update. This episode has everything: being confident enough to put in eye-drops, far too many characters named Kringo. and the gremlin that controls Joe Rogan’s flesh suit.

Alex is back at it again with one of his signature podcasting segments: fanmail! But this time, it’s spelled fanmale. Because it’s a fun portmanteau that reflects the episode’s content. Join me this week for male stereotypes, sympathy crashing, and dead fish comparisons. And hey, if you want your fanmail featured on the show send an email to bigtallboys@gmail.com. If you get an automatic “out-of-office” response that is only a deterrent to bill collectors. Happy mailing!

This week Alex looks at season 2 episode 10 of Michael Schur’s hit American sitcom ‘The Office’. Breaking down production of the episode in 2004, and providing an insight that could only be provided by a man desperately trying to sue for damages.

Drumroll! Ratatatatatatata -- That’s right. It’s more of those blasted audio soundscapes, and this time we’re going big time at Crown Casino. And what more I’m joined this week by the titular and eponymous Jackson Taylor-Dobson! Join us for fire shows, under the sea dances, and Hotel Transylvania tie-ins -- we promise they are tangentially Crown Casino related. Sound me out with a drumroll! Ratatatatatatata!

Despite what my lazy will-writer will tell you, I won’t stick around forever. So it’s about time that I start interviewing potential replacements for this show. And hey, who better than a man who has made a career on the imitation of others? Join me this week in welcoming Jason Rout onto the podcast for the interview of a lifetime. Plus, we get the lowdown on the man’s involvement in Australian politics and the Harold Holt disappearance. It’s the kind of episode that only comes about once in a lifetime -- or maybe twice -- but definitely not three times.

Is this thing on? Are you wanting to get into the podcast game but aren’t sure what microphone is worth your time, money, and mouth? Well, I’m here to help. This week I review a variety of microphones to get down to the age old question “what sounds good?” Join me this week for hypnosis, complicated descriptions, and escaping a swarm of bees. Microphones, they make the world go sound.

Oh the measures we take to find true love. Hinge now does voice prompts, so you know what that means. I’ve loaded up the ole podcasting software, dusted off the ole microphone and screamed at it for nearly thirty whole minutes. That’s right, this week’s episode is nearly thirty minutes long. Join me as I discuss how apps like Hinge enable us to be our true selves, and how the dating landscape is a beautiful garden where love can be plucked like apples from a tree. On an unrelated note, are people still trying to get ‘/s’ to denote sarcasm?

Christopher Nolan has tried and tried again to deliver mind-bending cinema spectacles, but has yet to deliver his trademark style in the podcasting space. Isn’t that interesting? This week I record twenty segments and shuffle them using a randomiser. Will this create a worthwhile listening structure that keeps you engaged? Probably not, but hey, it technically counts as an episode.

Another year another podcasting triumph baby! That’s right, we’re counting down my top ten moments of the year. Real moments. Are you accusing me of doctoring these clips to make this podcast, and in turn myself, appear more interesting? Rude. No. How dare you. Join me this week as I recall meeting my clone, insulting jurors, and becoming unstuck in time. Belated Christmas wishes and happy New Year!

Those dang soundscapes are back at it again, and this time their premise is broader than ever. That’s right, tune in this week for the sounds of Christmas. Lights, Santa, Baubles? You better believe there’s baubles. You’ll be drowning in baubles. Join me this week for va-va-voom Barbie commercials, petitions against firemen calendars, and a musical hit that finally gets down to the drummer boy’s wealth. This really is a big ole Christmas spectacular kind of episode, so I hope you enjoy it. No, I guarantee you’ll enjoy it. Merry Christmas!

Tom Holland Feet pics! This one trick will help you lose weight. You won’t believe Emma Stone’s new back tattoo. That’s right! It’s SEHOHOHO. That special time of year were we optimize our search engine by not merely referencing current events, but following them to their natural conclusion. Do you have questions about today’s hottest headlines? Are you unsure of how this qualifies as a Christmas episode? Do you want to hear an original rap? Yep, as the premise falls apart I share a rap. A rap. It’s got all of your favourite SEO people in it and a large section of the American Alt Comedy scene. Why did I write a rap? You’ll just have to listen to sort of find out.

The giving season is upon us, and what’s a better gift than an outline for a new Home Alone film? Kevin McCallister now works for a toy company, and gets wrapped up in what is essentially the plot of Paul Blart Mall Cop. Also, fun fact, if you were thinking of getting me anything for Christmas there is only seventeen nights left, so you should be ordering and sending off gifts right now. What to get me? I’m sure you’ll think of something. Oh, right sorry, where was I? Join me this week as Kevin protects the PAW Patrol Dino Patroller, drives a Model S, and spots thieves on the security offices LG UP80 86” 4K Ultra HD Smart TV.

It’s December 1st! So bust out that advent calendar and listen along as I share some fans venting their frustrations at the show twenty-five times over. That’s right, this week I’m reading twenty-five collated reviews from fans, friends and foes alike. So join me as I read thoughts shared by my ex lawyer, concerned mothers and the manager of a Target Country. Did I mention Tom Hardy’s Venom is discussed? It’s a Christmas miracle!

I know how many letters there are in the alphabet! So much so that I am tasking myself with making the perfect A to Z kindergarten chart. A for apple? Move over grandpa. Join me this week for teaching patricide to scare parents, being genuine about Xenu, and me being the fake butter of people. There’s at least twenty!

What is a podcast? What is this podcast? Seriously, I need help. It’s about time we figured it out. So, join host Alexander Krause as they try to unravel the mysteries of proper podcast structure, wax on Marvel’s the Eternals, and try out a flurry of new slogan ideas. This is one of those must listen episodes that becomes a beacon for other podcasters to replicate. Don’t be surprised if you hear people reference the ‘Big Tall Men’ episode and say things like “That could never be done today”.

Who are your friends, really? Like, honestly, in this day and age who do you really have besides me? Exactly. I see you nodding your head as you read this description. Agreeing as I say that I am your longest, closest and most spiritually rewarding friendship. Well, how about you pay that friendship forward, and supply me with cold hard cash? That’s right, the good folks at Cameo have requested that I audition for the website, and I need your help to become a mainstain -- I mean mainstay. For every listen this episode receives I can display an extra digit to the chief marketing executive of Cameo, and potentially get a sit-down interview with their CEO Steven Galanis. Oh, and Steven, if you’re reading this due to Googling yourself, then please know this is all in good fun you absolute idiot -- I love you.

Ka-ching baby! It’s payday. And you know what that means. Money? No. It means I try everything in my power to make everything I enjoy profitable. Does it matter that creating audio content is one of the only few joys in my life, and altering the structure of that to help sell meal subscription services would fundamentally change how I view myself as a person? Of course not. Because there is a chance that I have some of that green cheddar. This week I read copy for the most visible of podcast sponsors in an attempt to prove my worth and earn my rank in an audio landscape that’s becoming increasingly more commercialised. Ka-ching baby!

A Current Affair have limited scope. Who has time to head down to the store in this day and age? This week I compare grocery prices of leading Australian grocers to leading Videogame retailers. Always wanted to know whether it’s cheaper to shop in Yakuza or Persona 5? Curious if bread has been inflated over the Elder Scrolls franchise? If yes then boy is this for you.

It’s a spooky episode of spooky improvised audio soundscapes. This time, the spookiest of locations, Scienceworks. Join me for spooky planetarium Kia advertisements, lightning shows, and a snake under a veranda. If I keep typing ‘spooky’ you might think this qualifies as a Halloween episode. Boo!

Above all I am an artist, and what’s more artistic than a beautifully crafted huge stinking trophy? This week Nicole Smith drops by to help get the podcast ready for award season. Join us for all of the usual things we always do; such as relationship advice, food reviews, science chats, tech talk, ad reads, and Knives Out casting news. See, I told you, just all of the usual stuff. I would never undermine my artistic integrity by altering myself to appease Spotify. Go check out Nicole’s website at: https://www.blankpagesandemptyspaces.com/

INT. Intro - Magic Hour. Wow, I can’t believe I’m putting this out into the world. Join me this week as I read through my big new screenplay project. It follows a handsome young stud named Alexander Krause, who’s acing his way through podcasting.

On this week’s episode I test Window’s ability to read an episode aloud. Join me as I explore what can and shouldn’t be said. Onomatopoeia? ASCII Art? It’s all fair game baby. Also, open invites for my birthday.

Another month, another improvised audio soundscape. This time: The Royal Botanical Gardens. Join me this time for a Shakespeare/Coco mash-up, filling in for your boss, and original sin. Listing three things that occur in the episode makes a description come to life! You’re now invested and have to listen.

I’m back for some more fan-mail. This time not in character. Join me as I justify the outpour of lovely messages that you have all been sending me. If you would like your message featured you can always send an email to bigtallboys@gmail.com. I will read anything.