Explorez tous les épisodes du podcast Berner Phone
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| Berner Phone 115: Customer Service Horror Stories | 04 Nov 2025 | 01:14:08 | |
The dialers are sharing their craziest customer service stories that prove the customer isn't always right. | |||
| Berner Phone #114: Dating Tips & Tricks | 27 Oct 2025 | 01:32:45 | |
Des is joined by special guest Gabby Bryan to give their best shot at dating advice. | |||
| Berner Phone #105: Advice to Your Younger Self | 25 Aug 2025 | 01:20:46 | |
The dialers are sharing the advice they wish someone had given them 10 years ago. | |||
| Berner Phone #15: What Men Want Women to Know | 15 Nov 2023 | 00:53:29 | |
This week men are revealing the things they want women to know. They aren't always thinking about sex and don't want to hear about your exes, but at the same time they are self proclaimed "horny garbage". | |||
| Berner Phone #14: Annoying Generational Differences | 09 Nov 2023 | 01:17:51 | |
This week we're working through some intergenerational conflict. Gen Z can't stand how older people text, rake leaves, and use social media. Millennials and Gen X are bothered by ever-changing lingo and TikTok. And everyone is mad that people yell on the phone in public places. | |||
| Berner Phone #13: Random Life Advice | 02 Nov 2023 | 01:04:31 | |
For the first time, we are taking life advice questions from the little dialers and we'll see where it takes us. This week we're discussing how we can learn to say no, long distance relationships, and confusing situationships. | |||
| Berner Phone #12: More Dumb Etiquette and Traditions | 26 Oct 2023 | 01:01:35 | |
The phonies are fed up with office small talk, mommy influencers, and wedding traditions. Plus, Hannah's mom makes an appearance on the pod. embracepetinsurance.com/bern | |||
| Berner Phone #11: Dumb Etiquette and Traditions | 19 Oct 2023 | 00:57:49 | |
We are all eating cold food, holding doors, and asking permission to get married in the name of etiquette and tradition. The little dialers have had enough and so have we. hellofresh.com/50bern Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that's over 40% off) with promo code BERN at lumepodcast.com! #lumepod | |||
| Berner Phone #10: Your Unorthodox Kinks | 12 Oct 2023 | 00:58:40 | |
From armpits to toilets to breeding, no kink is left unturned in this new episode of Berner Phone! | |||
| Berner Phone #9: Your Most Petty Moments | 04 Oct 2023 | 01:00:44 | |
The little dialers have committed some petty acts against exes, coworkers, neighbors, siblings, and spouses. Hannah and Des are here to justify your most petty moments. | |||
| Berner Phone #8: Your Best Relationship Advice Ever | 27 Sep 2023 | 00:54:51 | |
Hannah and Des finally discuss love. They asked the little dialers about the best advice they ever received when it comes to having a successful relationship. Download the dating app for ambitious GoalDiggers, The League at https://click.theleague.com/qmhm/bernerphone. To skip the waitlist, text the code #Hannah to your concierge in the app to find your potential soulmate. | |||
| Berner Phone #7: Dialer's Dilemmas | 20 Sep 2023 | 00:59:16 | |
This week we're listening to your biggest dilemmas. Someone's boyfriend is a secret submissive, we share our opinions on losing weight for a wedding, and contemplate dating as a stripper. Hannah has standup shows coming up in Tempe, Bensalem, Sacramento, San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, Baltimore, and more! Tickets here! Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that's over 40% off) with promo code BERN at lumepodcast.com! #lumepod | |||
| Berner Phone #6: Your Guiltiest Pleasures | 13 Sep 2023 | 01:03:55 | |
This week the little dialers get some of the guiltiest pleasures off their chest. From chef boyardee to situationships and anal itching, we're here to make you feel a little less guilty. Recover properly with @waterboy and get 15% off with promo code BERN at waterboy.com/BERN! #waterboypartner | |||
| Berner Phone #104: Nonsexual Turn Ons | 19 Aug 2025 | 01:06:21 | |
This week we're celebrating some of life's simple pleasures. The dialers are sharing the nonsexual things that are arguably better than sex. | |||
| Berner Phone #5: The Best Life Advice You Ever Got | 06 Sep 2023 | 01:04:31 | |
This week we asked our little dialers to give us the best life advice they've ever gotten! Some knowledge dropped about jealousy, performance pressure, caring too much about what people think, and marriage advice about ball sucking! Live stand up shows coming up in Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Houston, Tucson, Tempe, Buffalo, and Bensalem! Tickets here Sign up for the Dashpass student plan with code BERN | |||
| Berner Phone #4: Pet Peeves Part Deux with Des | 30 Aug 2023 | 00:56:46 | |
We're back this week with more pet peeves to work through your issues with road rage, self checkout ettiquette, and yawning. Stand up shows coming up in Mashantucket, Westhampton, Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Houston, Tucson, Tempe, Buffalo, and more! Tickets here | |||
| Berner Phone #3: Pet Peeves Part One with Des | 24 Aug 2023 | 01:08:08 | |
The hotline was blowing up this week because everyone is annoyed about something. We listen to your pet peeves while Hannah and Des' generational differences are exposed when discussing directions, we advise husbands to stop asking "are you ok?", and we might have some future stand up comedians on our hands. Upcoming stand up shows in Mashantucket, Westhampton, San Antonio, Dallas, Tuscon, Tempe, Bensalem, San Francisco, Hanover, and more! Get tickets here Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that's over 40% off) with promo code BERN at lumedeodorant.com/BERN ! #lumepod | |||
| Jared Freid: 37 & Single | 17 Aug 2023 | 01:08:13 | |
Jared Freid's comedy special 37 and Single is out now on Netflix. Go watch it now for his take on dating apps, late-night eating, and to find out why he's still single. He explains why dating gets harder as you get older, is mad at Hannah for offering him a doughnut, and shares his craziest late-night food orders. Come see my stand up shows coming up in Connecticut, Westhampton, Texas, Arizona, Pennsylvania, California, Seattle, Oregon, and more! Tickets here Find your forever pieces @jennikayne and get 15% off with promo code BERN at jennikayne.com/BERN! #jennikaynepartner | |||
| Berner Phone #2: The Most Embarrassing Moments Ever with Des Bishop | 10 Aug 2023 | 00:50:43 | |
Berner Phone is back with our reactions to your most embarrassing stories. Bosses have been kissed, there was a lazy eye misunderstanding, and somehow JonBenet Ramsey is involved. You guys are wild and we love it. Submit advice questions here Get tickets to my stand up comedy shows here Get 20% OFF @honeylove with promo code BERN at https://www.honeylove.com! #honeylovepod | |||
| Berner Phone #1: Beige Flags with Des Bishop | 03 Aug 2023 | 00:55:52 | |
Welcome to the first episode of Berner Phone!!! I'm always interviewing people on podcasts and on the street, but in this new segment, I get to hear from you! Stay tuned on my Instagram @hannahberner for prompts and links to submit your voice messages. This week Des joins me to hear about your beige flags in relationships. We learn about boyfriends who can't stop smelling their hands, have a fish tank obsession, were in a Christian cult, and more! If you neeed advice asap leave a voicemail here! Come see my live comedy shows! Tix here! Connecticut, Westhampton, Texas, Arizona, Buffalo, and Pennsylvania coming up. | |||
| Tori Dunlap: Financial Feminist & Negotiating Tactics | 25 Jul 2023 | 01:06:21 | |
This week in hell we are collabing with Tori Dunlap's podcast Financial Feminist: Her First $100k. We discuss smart money tips to fight the patriarchy while sharing our personal experiences of navigating finances and negotiations. I have stand up shows coming up in Connecticut, Westhampton, Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Houston, Tuscon, Tempe, Buffalo, and more! Get tickets here! | |||
| Sabrina Brier: Cringeworthy & Cool Delusion | 20 Jul 2023 | 01:19:43 | |
Sabrina Brier is a New York comedian who plays "the girl who bullied you in high school who is trying to be an influencer" on her viral TikToks. She explains why she's wearing a wedding ring, makes a bold claim about pizza, talks about childhood bullies, and why she embraces cringe. Come to my stand up shows: Tarrytown, Mashantucket, Westhampton, Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Tuscon, Tempe, and more! Get tickets here! | |||
| Cat Cohen: Canon Events & Background Character Energy | 13 Jul 2023 | 01:10:27 | |
The gorgeous Cat Cohen is in hell today to discuss her new live show, her demons, and top tier banter. Come to my stand-up shows: Newark, Tarrytown, Mashantucket, Westhampton, Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Houston! Get tickets here! | |||
| Zarna Garg: Arranged Marriages & One In A Billion | 12 Jul 2023 | 01:05:24 | |
The internet's realest mom, comedian Zarna Garg, came to hell! She opens up about being kicked out at 14, her one-of-a-kind career, and why mother-in-laws are the worst. Come to my stand-up shows: Newark, Tarrytown, Mashantucket, Westhampton, Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Houston! Get tickets here! | |||
| Berner Phone #103: Chaos Goblins | 12 Aug 2025 | 00:57:17 | |
We went rogue this episode and didn't have a prompt. So without futher ado, let's hear what the dialers are up to and wanting to discuss this week. | |||
| Emily Morse: Boost Your Sex IQ & Be Smart In Bed | 29 Jun 2023 | 00:53:46 | |
Emily Hope Morse is a sex therapist, author and media personality. She is the host of the long-running podcast Sex with Emily and she tells us how to have smarter sex! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Carmen Lynch: Getting Discovered & Feeling Awkward | 23 Jun 2023 | 01:12:05 | |
Comedian Carmen Lynch is on the show to talk about her new special coming out! See her record her special live at the Comedy Cellar in NYC on June 26th. Tickets here! I have stand up shows coming up in NYC, Newark, Westhampton, Tarrytown, Connecticut, Texas, Arizona, Chicago, Milwaukee, and more! Get tickets here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Ashley Gavin: Open Relationships & Outside Babies | 11 Jun 2023 | 01:19:10 | |
Ashley is back with a new comedy special out that I LOVED! Watch it here! She opens up about her open relationship, how is happened, and how it's going! She also talks about the process of creating her first special and creating comedy as a lesbian in a straightt male dominated field. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Michael Blaustein: Being Cute & Comedic | 02 Jun 2023 | 01:19:41 | |
Michael Blaustein is a comedian and cohost of Stiff Socks who stopped by hell. He was hard to break but I ultimately did it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Des Bishop: My Husband & My Trauma | 25 May 2023 | 00:56:27 | |
Des is back!!! We take questions from the little devils. We start light and then it gets pretty heavy. We are also fostering Abby! If you are interesting in adopting this little angel, check her out here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Maria Menounos: Healing In Hell & Her Next Chapter | 18 May 2023 | 00:43:10 | |
The icon herself, Maria Menounos, is in hell with me today! We discuss why she finally decided to tell people about surviving pancreatic cancer, understanding warning signs in her body and mind, working in a male dominated industry, and becoming a parent this summer! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Out & About: Drag Queens & Conversion Camps | 11 May 2023 | 00:49:09 | |
Patrick McAuliffe and Joey Camasta are my besties who stopped by hell to discuss anal, how they came out to their parents, what fixed their anxiety, and much more silliness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Jake Shane: Octopus Lover & Learning From History | 03 May 2023 | 00:45:06 | |
@Octopusslover8 is blowing up the internet right now, so we HAD to have him in hell! Jake Shane should win an Oscar for his hilarious relatable reenactments of historical events and I got to ask him about his creative process, friendships, rise to fame, and anxieties. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Jeffree Star: Down Low Hookups & Healing | 26 Apr 2023 | 00:55:33 | |
Jeffree Star has left his ranch in Montana to come all the way to hell. He is on TikTok, has new makeup coming out, and has a ton of opinions on other makeup lines, hookups, and self help. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Benedict Polizzi: Polite Catcalling & Hair Transplanting | 21 Apr 2023 | 00:55:37 | |
Benny is back on the pod with a new viral video series called "polite catcalling" and he survived being a cast member on FBoy Island. He opens up about his deepest insecurities and his dating life on the road as a stand up comedian. Hannah also complains about her ingrown hairs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Berner Phone #102: Are you better than everyone? | 04 Aug 2025 | 01:12:23 | |
We asked the dialers to share what makes them feel better than everyone else. | |||
| Barbara Corcoran: How To Be A Shark & Manifest Money | 13 Apr 2023 | 01:02:53 | |
BARBARA CORCORAN AKA THE QUEEN AKA MOTHER AKA THE SHARK AKA THE BADDEST BIOTCH IS IN HELL!!!! (as you can tell I'm freaking out) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Brian Kelly: The Points Guy & Financial Hacks | 07 Apr 2023 | 00:58:23 | |
Brian Kelly is the founder of The Points Guy and is the most trusted voice when it comes to loyalty programs, credit cards and travel. He told me all the best hacks for being financially savvy! He also opens up about coming out in the suburbs, having his first child, and how he changed his lifestyle to lose 40 pounds. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Berning Questions: My Current Struggles & Favorite Condiments | 30 Mar 2023 | 00:51:02 | |
I'm coming to Vegas, Boston, Tarrytown, Newark, Oklahoma, and Louisville! Get tickets HERE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Ella Halikas: Body Trends & Believing In Yourself | 22 Mar 2023 | 01:07:06 | |
Ella explains how she manifested being a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model. She faces tons of rejected but never let it stop her from chasing her dream. She gives her secrets to confidence, taking great photos, and feeling comfortable in her own skin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Violet Benson: Private Parts & Ski Problems | 09 Mar 2023 | 00:55:12 | |
Violet is back in hell for a wild ep about porn addiction, guys going down on you, and all her current struggles that she is coping with (all very fun and cute!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Joanne McNally: Repping Ireland & Recovery | 01 Mar 2023 | 01:03:52 | |
Joanne McNally comes all the way from Ireland to join me in hell! I bought her a fake bag in Chinatown and she opened up to me about how she battled bulimia, being adopted, and how she figured out she needed to be a comedian. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Ken Eurich: Fur Babies & Boob Jobs | 22 Feb 2023 | 01:16:14 | |
Ken joins hell today to discuss her mental health meds, decision to get her boobs done, dealing with trolls. and being a mom of a pitbull and multiple cats, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Chris Olsen: Red Carpets & Rehab | 16 Feb 2023 | 01:16:59 | |
My arch nemesis is in hell today and he just launched a coffee company called Flight Fuel! He opens up about his public break ups, family interventions, rehab, alcohol addiction, and some other fun lighter stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Jay Shetty: Ex-Monk & His Hell | 09 Feb 2023 | 00:54:49 | |
Jay Shetty is one of the most viral life coaches in the world who has a shit ton of wisdom but I sat him down to find out more about his struggles, his love life, and how he survives his hell. Get his new book 8 Rules of Love out now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Eli Rallo: Slutty Snacks & Essays About Love | 03 Feb 2023 | 01:07:27 | |
Eli Rallo is a Columbia Journalism School graduate who went viral for making snack jars during covid. She opens up about how she wrote her new book "I Didn't Know I Needed This" in spite of her anxiety and never ending chase for contentment. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Berner Phone #101: What's Bugging You | 28 Jul 2025 | 01:21:09 | |
Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? The dialers are getting the things that are bothering them off their chest this week. | |||
| Maddy Smith: Wild & Out Of Your Mind | 23 Jan 2023 | 00:54:34 | |
Maddy Smith is a hysterical stand up comedian and a cast member on MTV's Wild 'n Out. She talks about making it in the comedy industry, her most embarrassing moments on stage, roast battles, dealing with parents, and being too hard on herself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Matt Friend: Celebrity Impressionist & Glorified Parrot | 05 Jan 2023 | 00:54:54 | |
Matt Friend comes to hell with Sebastian Maniscalco, Andy Cohen, Howard Stern, Armie Hammer, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Paulie Calafiore: BDSM & Big Brother | 23 Dec 2022 | 00:51:48 | |
Paulie is back on Berning in Hill to discuss the status of his past open relationship, his business moves, his mental health, and opens up about BDSM. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||