Baywatch Rookie School – Détails, épisodes et analyse

S4E17: Falcon Manifesto

Psst Hey kid, you an elbow vegan? Well don't worry any longer, because starting today, we have a solution for you! It's BeyondWenus. Tastes just like real wenus, but made entirely from discarded Baywatch plot points

Morgan's Rating: 4
Michael's Rating: 4

Episode discussion starts @14:06. Post-episode discussion starts @01:14:38.

Assorted show notes:

@06:32 Michael forgot he made a movie in college too. That brings the count up to 4.

@12:55 A Geocities interview with Jacqueline Collen.

@24:32 Please do not Google "Sonic Inflation" on a work computer.

@36:40 The Dahir Insaat Earthquake Bed.

@01:26:40 Peacock's Insane Christmas Movies.

Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.

S4E16: Mirror, Mirror

Well I suppose it's time we finally tell you. Michael and Morgan are actually the same person. In case you haven't figured it out, Morgan is obviously the horny twin and Michael is the research twin.

Eric's Rating: 6
Morgan's Rating: 7
Michael's Rating: 7

Episode discussion starts @24:13. Post-episode discussion starts @01:28:11.

Assorted show notes:

@48:09 A reminder of what the octopus looked like

@01:34:52 The Oreo burger

@01:35:22 The banana pizza

@01:36:01 Eric says that they don't eat the cannibal sandwich in Wisconsin but this twitter account begs to differ

Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.

S4E7: Tentacles Pt. 2

Well in theory this is a part 2, but let's be honest. It's not. The only thing that connects these episodes is the return of Helen! You gotta know when to Holden, you gotta know when to float 'em (the answer is don't float them because that's how you get the bends)

Helen's Rating: 4
Michael's Rating: 5
Michael's Racoon Rating: 1
Morgan's Rating: 4

Find Helen at the Falling in Love Montage Podcast
Helen's Twitter: @helenherbstl

Episode discussion starts @12:10. Post-episode discussion starts @01:12:40.

Assorted show notes:

@14:57 The album art for the Sun 60 album this is from

@17:45 You're Gone by Samantha Ryan

@52:55 Okay so maybe not a kid but he does look weird

Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.

S4E6: Tentacles Pt. 1
CW: ED/bulimia discussion

Remember kids, never get a Goku cake, never get someone a book for their birthday, never go surfing without a leash, and definitely never try to cure your bulimia by almost getting eaten by an octopus.

Why doesn't Star Wars have octopus aliens? 8 arms 8 lightsabers George Lucas call us.

Helen's Rating: 5
Morgan's Rating: 6
Michael's Rating: 6

Find Helen at the Falling in Love Montage Podcast
Helen's Twitter: @helenherbstl

Episode discussion begins @11:04. Post-episode discussion begins @01:23:30.

Assorted Show Notes:

@28:46 This is shot that made Helen and Michael burst out in laughter

@29:02 Here's a shot of the octopus's face

@29:10 The trifecta of octopus shots

Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.

S4E5: Sky Rider

This episode is just so full of hot air. Hot air balloons that is! Well, just one balloon, but it's in here like a lot.

Sparkle's Rating: 5
Michael's Rating: 5
Morgan's Rating: 6

Episode discussion starts @16:25. Post-episode discussion starts @01:47:00.

Assorted show notes:

@54:45 Telly Savalas beach photos 1, 2, and 3

@01:35:45 Bill Pickett picture

@01:43:24 VENGEANCE THE SHARK

@01:51:28 The Nathan Fielder related tweet

Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.

 S4E4: Blindside

Oops all Pelicans. Have you pet a pelican recently? Some of them are cops and we don't endorse those birds. Fuck those birds. Like Zeus would.

Reeves's Rating: 1.5
Michael's Rating: 4
Morgan's Rating: 4

Please check out Reeves at KEXP.org!

Episode discussions starts @33:06. Post-episode discussion starts @01:57:18.

Assorted show notes:

@16:44 Pictures of Giant Gonzalez's suit, #1 and #2

@23:14 Dave Meltzer's horrifying room

@33:35 Michael forgot to record it but luckily he pretty much perfectly replicated his voice in his impression

@47:39 Here is the video of Fraiser as The National Morgan was looking for

@59:00 Okay so not on every action but there's a decent amount of farting!

@01:17:30 Here is the shirt on Etsy. But here is where you can actually buy it

@01:19:09 Morgan no

@01:23:05 "I'm gonna murder this child"

@02:02:29 The Garfield cup drama

Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose. 

S4E3: Lover's Cove

In this very special episode, Michael and Morgan have been taken out of commission by a purple jellyfish, so we have to bring in some help to continue on with our mission.

Stay tuned for our upcoming Disney+ Deal.

Robert's rating: 6
Valerie's rating: 2
Jami's rating: 6

Episode discussion starts @7:22. Post-episode discussion starts @36:01.

Assorted show notes:

@00:51 We're being held against our will. Send help

@12:40 This scene is reused from season 2 episode 11 "If Looks Could Kill"

@24:24 As much as we would like to skool these NEWBS, they are correct that CJ and Mitch have not dated previously. Good job guest hosts!

@37:07 Michael and Morgan do not condone slander of Hobie 2

@42:52 Michael and Morgan do not condone promotion of the band U2

@44:56 We're being held against our will. Send help

Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.

S4E2: Race Against Time Part 2

Baywatch is the Koo-Koo-Kookiest
Baywatch is the Ki-Ki-Kickiest
Baywatch is the Groo-Groo-Grooviest
Baywatch is the living end, friend

Join our watch along of Lidsville episode 1 here!

Morgan's Rating: 2
Michael's Rating: 2
Morgan's Lidsville Rating: 9
Michael's Lidsville Rating: 9

Episode discussion starts @03:14. Post-episode discussion starts @29:57. Lidsville episode discussion starts @46:06. Post-Lidsville discussion starts @01:13:34.

Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.

S4E1: Race Against Time Part 1. Welcome to season 4! Can you believe it? We can't. It's a part one, which famously has always gone very well on Baywatch.

Morgan's Rating: 6.5
Michael's Rating: 7

Episode discussion starts @21:00. Post-episode discussion starts @01:28:52.

Assorted show notes:

@59:39 Iconic Thomas brand English Muffins

@01:00:33 KAPSALON

@01:16:32 Andrew said it checks out

@01:35:02 You'll have to see the tweet to truly appreciate it

Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.

S3E22: Fatal Exchange. Can you believe it? We've finished season 3! Overall, it's been a season of ups and downs, but at least it's not season 2. The blood feud has escalated, Morgan's mom, you're on watch 👀

We both recommend that you watch Pam and Tommy if you like our podcast and want more info about Pam Anderson. Also if you don't like our podcast, why have you listened this far?

Morgan's Rating: 5
Michael's Rating: 5

Episode discussion starts @15:54. Post-episode discussion starts @01:28:26.

Art by Katie Rose @kilogramrose.