Welcome to the very first episode of AstroloTea—your Weekly Brew, including your horoscope, served hot and ready to set the tone for what’s ahead.

This week’s theme is TIME TO FIGHT, as Mars links up with Uranus at a critical degree before charging into Aries, activating one of the most powerful points in the zodiac. Expect momentum, urgency, and a clear call to action around what actually matters in your life. Get ready for astrology, tarot, and horoscopes for every sign so you know exactly where to direct your energy. Big, big energy coming in hot!

(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(07:41) The Weekly Brew

(17:01) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(21:34) Aries

(24:04) Taurus

(26:01) Gemini

(28:10) Cancer

(30:07) Leo

(32:17) Virgo

(34:29) Libra

(36:25) Scorpio

(38:28) Sagittarius

(40:47) Capricorn

(43:06) Aquarius

(45:01) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 1. This episode was recorded on March 9, 2026.

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Put the kettle on! It’s time to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. New episodes poured every Monday and Wednesday.

Every week, celebrity astrologer and bestselling author Aliza Kelly breaks down what’s happening in the sky and what it actually means for you. On Mondays, tune in for The Weekly Brew, where Aliza walks you through the week’s astrology with horoscopes for every zodiac sign, tarot pulls, and practical guidance to help you work with the energy of the moment. Then on Wednesdays, join The Tea Party, where things go deeper: birth charts, timing techniques, scandals, mysteries — and maybe even some celebrity chart readings, too.

Whether you’re brand new to astrology or you’ve been sipping for years, AstroloTea is your destination for personal insight, healing breakthroughs, and all the piping hot tea you’ll love to stir.

You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly 

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Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly

Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod

Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

Where’s Mars in your chart? This week’s Tea Party dives into Mars — the planet of anger, sex, drive, and raw life force energy — and why understanding your Mars placement is the key to feeling alive again.

With Mars moving into Aries, the energy is urgent, physical, and impossible to ignore, pushing you to reconnect with what actually turns you on and motivates you. Aliza breaks down Mars through all 12 signs so you can understand how you express desire, handle conflict, and activate your personal power. If you’re ready to reclaim your fire, your agency, and your appetite for life, this is where it starts.

(00:00) Introduction to AstroloTea

(02:49) Welcome to The Tea Party

(04:08) Understanding Mars in Astrology

(08:27) Sex, Gender & Mars: Why Women Need Anger

(15:35) Libido, Desire & Life Force: Awakening Your Energy

(18:28) Mars in Aries

(22:15) Mars in Taurus

(25:21) Mars in Gemini

(28:16) Mars in Cancer

(31:15) Mars in Leo

(33:56) Mars in Virgo

(38:29) Mars in Libra

(42:20) Mars in Scorpio

(46:31) Mars in Sagittarius

(49:04) Mars in Capricorn

(52:26) Mars in Aquarius

(55:27) Mars in Pisces

(58:26) Going Deeper: Next Steps for Mars

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 2. This episode was recorded on March 10, 2026.

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The theme of this Weekly Brew is KEEP ON PUSHING, and we're serving heavy pour-oscopes (yes, that's your horoscope). As we reach the final stretch of Aries Season and build toward a powerful New Moon in Aries aligned with Chiron, expect a powerful breakthrough to snap into place.

With Mars activating Saturn, Neptune, and Pluto, the energy is urgent, creative, and intense, pushing you to act on the ideas that have been building and to move forward with real conviction. Conversations accelerate, instincts sharpen, and the connection between thought and action takes a powerful twist. Inspiration turns into momentum, and we love to see it.

Aliza breaks down what this New Moon means for healing, courage, and your next chapter — along with a tarot pull and horoscopes for all 12 signs.

(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(04:11) The Weekly Brew

(17:07) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(21:13) Aries

(23:50) Taurus

(26:43) Gemini

(29:27) Cancer

(32:11) Leo

(35:21) Virgo

(38:44) Libra

(41:19) Scorpio

(43:59) Sagittarius

(47:27) Capricorn

(49:46) Aquarius

(52:50) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 3. This episode was recorded on March 16, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

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So you want to understand astrology, but you don't know where to start? Right here, divas! This week’s Tea Party is a hot pour for anyone who wants a fresh perspective on their birth chart: Aliza's breaking down the 5 things you need to know about astrology, so you can get out of your head and into the stars. Astrology doesn't need to be overwhelming—and, in this episode, Aliza makes sure the brew is fun, accessible, and potent. Classique.

(00:39) Welcome to the Tea Party

(02:41) Are You Overwhelmed by Astrology?

(09:46) Look Beyond Your Sun Sign

(13:12) Understand Your Big 3

(26:20) Your Chart is Not A Table

(33:91) Aspects Aspects Aspects!

(38:35) Astrology Doesn’t Need to Be “Real”

(44:09) Bonus Tips

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 4. This episode was recorded on March 20, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly 

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Uranus enters Gemini — a once-in-a-lifetime transit — and the tea is SCALDING, honey! Our Weekly Brew is absolutely WILD, as Aliza Kelly explains why Uranus (the planet of shock & awe) entering Gemini will change the world (on both a personal and collective level), kicking off a brand new cycle that hasn't happened in 84-years. Oh, and it's Taurus Season!

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Uranus in Gemini has a long and terrifying correlation with historical conflicts (WWII, The Civil War, The Revolutionary War)... but maybe that's just because the United States of America was born with Uranus in Gemini? Tea! We also reflect on the past 7 years, as the Uranus in Taurus chapter comes to a close, and talk about how it's TANC (There Are No Coincidences) that this is all happening at the beginning of Taurus Season. You WON'T want to miss this pour!

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(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(04:13) The Weekly Brew

(24:17) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(28:07) Aries

(31:03) Taurus

(35:17) Gemini

(39:13) Cancer

(42:27) Leo

(45:50) Virgo

(49:28) Libra

(52:29) Scorpio

(55:42) Sagittarius

(58:13) Capricorn

(01:00:54) Aquarius

(01:03:27) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 5. This episode was recorded on March 25, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly 

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Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly

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Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

Where’s Uranus in your chart? (No, not that. Don't be disgusting.) This week’s Tea Party dives into Uranus — the planet of revolution, rebellion, disruption, and all things freaky & unconventional — and why understanding your Uranus placement is the key to accessing your zone of genius.

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With Uranus moving into Gemini, the energy is fast, electric, and incredibly volatile, pushing you to reconnect with what actually inspires you. Aliza breaks down Uranus through all 12 signs AND 12 houses, so you understand what Uranus means for your generation — and for you, individually. It's time to push the envelope, and this is exactly what you need to know about YOUR personal revolution. 

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(03:13) Welcome to the Tea Party

(05:50) Uranus Mythology

(16:05) What It Means For You

(18:46) Identity, Queerness, and Personal Rebellion

(21:26) Revolution in the Zeitgeist, Through the Generations

(23:24) Uranus in Taurus through Uranus in Scorpio

(31:15) Uranus in Sagittarius through Uranus in Aries

(41:08) 1st House

(42:32) 2nd House

(43:39) 3rd House

(45:02) 4th House

(45:58) 5th House

(47:08) 6th House

(48:28) 7th House

(49:43) 8th House

(51:30) 9th House

(52:33) 10th House

(53:42) 11th House

(54:43) 12th House

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 6. This episode was recorded on March 25, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

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It’s giving Halloween! Your horoscope is served, and the theme is YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE, as we build toward a potent Full Moon in Scorpio that’s loaded with chills and thrills. Expect revelations, emotional truth, and a few graveyard-level resurrections — because yes, under this lunation, the past will be busting out of the soil. Spooky!

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Aliza breaks down why this Full Moon in Scorpio is such a powerful moment for release, reckoning, and radical honesty — especially as Venus in Gemini forms a supportive trine to Pluto, offering an early clue about what’s coming into focus. We talk about what this Full Moon reveals, why discernment is your superpower this week, and how to stop overwatering dead plants… emotionally speaking. Plus: a journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 signs.

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(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(04:26) The Weekly Brew

(13:24) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(17:36) Aries

(20:25) Taurus

(22:35) Gemini

(24:57) Cancer

(27:50) Leo

(30:26) Virgo

(33:20) Libra

(35:32) Scorpio

(38:24) Sagittarius

(41:10) Capricorn

(44:21) Aquarius

(46:59) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 7. This episode was recorded on April 10, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly 

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Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly

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Do you want the HOUSE TOUR (except it's astrology)? Aliza is your freaky relator, inviting you to step inside the 12 Houses of the Birth Chart. This week’s Tea Party breaks down one of the most essential (and most misunderstood) parts of astrology, and Aliza explains what every single House is about — and why it matters.

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In this episode, Aliza Kelly walks you through all 12 Houses so you can understand how each area of your life is mapped — from identity to money, relationships to career, wellness to transcendence. If you’ve ever felt like certain patterns keep repeating, or like different parts of your life operate by completely different rules, this is the framework that connects everything. Once you understand your Houses, you understand how your life is structured — and how to actually work with it. Plus, she'll even throw in the furniture!

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(03:54) Welcome to the Tea Party

(06:56) Houses

(14:06) 1st House

(16:54) 2nd House

(20:38) 3rd House

(23:12) 4th House

(26:16) 5th House

(29:48) 6th House

(32:13) 7th House

(36:35) 8th House

(39:49) 9th House

(42:22) 10th House

(45:20) 11th House

(47:46) 12th House

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 8. This episode was recorded on April 10, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly 

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Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly

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Ready for a stressful, annoying, and high-pressure week? Of course not, but your horoscope is served — and Aliza is here to help you understand the method to the madness. We’re steeping into our theme of the week, PRESSURE IS POWER, to help YOU understand how to work WITH the tense energy. Let’s turn you into a diamond, baby!

🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: tinyurl.com/tea-nyc  🎟️

🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞

With Mars in Aries squaring Jupiter in Cancer, and Mercury in Taurus clashing with Pluto in Aquarius… right before Pluto begins going retrograde… this week demands that you examine your own patterns around control, power, and transformation. But maybe all of this tension can actually help push us forward? Maybe it’s exactly what we’ve been waiting for? Plus, Aliza serves up personalized horoscopes for all 12 signs, a journal prompt to help you navigate the squeeze, and a tarot pull to guide your next move.

🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: tinyurl.com/tea-nyc  🎟️

🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞

(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(03:10) The Weekly Brew

(16:33) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(20:49) Aries

(23:11) Taurus

(26:02) Gemini

(28:31) Cancer

(31:07) Leo

(33:17) Virgo

(36:00) Libra

(38:13) Scorpio

(40:44) Sagittarius

(43:35) Capricorn

(46:15) Aquarius

(48:54) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 9. This episode was recorded on April 17, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly 

Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly 

Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly

Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod

Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

What’s YOUR Moon Sign? And did you know the Moon reveals EVERYTHING? Your emotional needs? Your coping mechanisms? Your relationship with your MOTHER! In this deep, emotional, wildly insightful episode, Aliza breaks down the Moon through every sign of the zodiac—from fiery Aries Moons who process feelings through action, to deeply psychic Pisces Moons absorbing every emotion that’s ever existed. Plus, Aliza is introducing a brand new term to help you unlock the highest expression of your emotional inner world: it’s called MOONMAXXING, baby. And we love to see it!

🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️

🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞

Get ready for a powerful explanation as to why the Moon is one of the most important placements in astrology, how lunar cycles shape your emotional reality, what monthly Lunar Return means for YOU, and why understanding your Moon sign can completely transform the way you relate to yourself …and everyone around you. This episode is funny, healing, validating, and way too real. Because once you understand your Moon sign… well, there’s no going back. Are you ready?

🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️

🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞

(03:43) Welcome to the Tea Party

(04:47) Meet the Moon (A True Diva)

(10:48) Moonmaxxing: It's a Thing!

(13:02) The Moon As Mother

(17:52) Moon in Aries

(20:57) Moon in Taurus

(23:58) Moon in Gemini

(27:23) Moon in Cancer

(31:45) Moon in Leo

(35:04) Moon in Virgo

(40:05) Moon in Libra

(43:43) Moon in Scorpio

(47:49) Moon in Sagittarius

(50:19) Moon in Capricorn

(53:53) Moon in Aquarius

(57:38) Moon in Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 12. This episode was recorded on May 4, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly 

Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly 

Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly

Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod

Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

Money! Love! Horoscopes! Ready to manifest? Good — because this week’s astrology, anchored by the New Moon in Taurus, is absolutely dripping with potential. The theme of the week is ROOM TO BLOOM, and Aliza is serving up a gorgeous guide to working with one of the most fertile and supportive weeks we’ve had in a long time. Let’s plant some seeds, honey.

🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️

🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞

This week features a lush and luxurious New Moon in Taurus, a Mercury cazimi that supercharges manifestation through language and intention, and a delicious mutual reception between Mercury and Venus that’s giving money, romance, creativity, and opportunity. Plus, Mercury enters Gemini and immediately syncs up with Uranus, delivering shocking insights, breakthroughs, and major mainline-to-the-universe energy. So much tea!

Aliza breaks down how to work with the week’s astrology, serves personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs (including bespoke manifestation practices), pulls a tarot card for the week ahead, and shares a journal prompt to help you align with the abundance that’s trying to find you. Get ready for a real treat!

🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️

🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞

(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(03:43) The Weekly Brew

(14:53) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(19:07) Aries

(21:20) Taurus

(24:33) Gemini

(28:01) Cancer

(30:38) Leo

(33:49) Virgo

(36:59) Libra

(39:43) Scorpio

(42:24) Sagittarius

(44:47) Capricorn

(48:05) Aquarius

(50:49) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 11. This episode was recorded on April 21, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly 

Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly 

Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly

Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod

Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

What's the deal with your spidey senses? Those repeating angel numbers? Your random premonitions? Honey, your actually psychic! In this week’s Tea Party, Aliza is spilling on the 7 biggest psychic signatures in a birth chart. Basically, if you’ve ever felt “the twisty spins,” knew something was going to happen before it did, or had a supernatural encounter, this is your brew. But you already knew that ;)

🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️

🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞

But first, we’re breaking down the difference between sensitivity, intuition, and full-blown psychic powers — because your gifts are only useful if you know how to work with them. Aliza explains the clairs, the connection between psychic ability and the senses, and the very important distinction between anxiety and intuition. Then we dive into the placements that scream PSYCHIC MAGIC BADDIE WITCH, exploring how these signatures show up, what they mean, and how to strengthen them without getting lost in the sauce. So pour yourself a cup, check your chart, and let's get mystical.

🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️

🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞

(02:09) Welcome to the Tea Party

(06:46) Meet the Clairs: The Psychic Senses

(11:16) Anxiety vs. Intutition

(15:00) Strong Pisces Energy

(21:58) 12th House Planets

(25:56) Prominent Neptune

(30:14) Moon in a Water Sign

(37:19) Mercury in a Water Sign

(40:18) 8th House Planets

(44:55) Strong Vesta Asteroid

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 10. This episode was recorded on April 20, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly 

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Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly

Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod

Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

Get ready to spiral (but in a cute way?) because Gemini Season has arrived! Your horoscope is served, and the theme of the week is THINK FAST. Expect shocking realizations, strange breakthroughs, scandalous flirtation, and way too much overstimulation. Let’s lock in, honey. Aliza breaks down why Gemini energy gets such a bad reputation, how to survive a Uranus cazimi without blowing a fuse, and why this week is ultimately about staying curious without completely frying your nervous system. Plus: a journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs to help you navigate the chaos, the breakthroughs, and the absolutely unhinged revelations headed your way.

🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️

🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞

Also this week, Mars enters Taurus and Venus glides into Cancer, bringing a little Nancy Meyers aesthetic back into our lives… right before the Sun yeets itself into Gemini and into the arms of Uranus, the Sun enters Gemini and immediately forms the very first Uranus cazimi in Gemini, marking a major energetic shift around communication, ideas, technology, curiosity, and collective consciousness. But whether that genius inspiration becomes a breakthrough or a complete crash-out depends entirely on how you work with the energy.

🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️

🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞

(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(05:12) The Weekly Brew

(17:59) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(22:07) Aries

(25:12) Taurus

(28:54) Gemini

(32:31) Cancer

(36:27) Leo

(40:00) Virgo

(43:21) Libra

(47:02) Scorpio

(50:23) Sagittarius

(54:22) Capricorn

(57:42) Aquarius

(01:01:04) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 13. This episode was recorded on May 6, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

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Is your life EXTRA difficult? Honey, it’s not in your head — it’s actually in your chart! At the Tea Party, Aliza breaks down the 5 hardest astrological placements in a birth chart; signatures that point to challenging paths that demand growth sans any shortcuts. So are you… cursed? Actually, quite the opposite! Believe it or not, these signatures reveal the bewitching life your soul NEEDED you to experience. TANC!

🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️

🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞

Whether your Moon is in Capricorn, Saturn is on your Ascendant, or you were born during a Solar Eclipse, this episode is for ANYONE who understands that things are rarely easy. The journey is filled with bumps and bruises! And that’s okay! Along the way, Aliza shares personal stories about growing up with instability, why some people genuinely do have heavier loads, and — most importantly — how to work with these placements to enhance your personal power… because if you have any of these, you’re a lot more magical than you realize. The tea is hot, so tune in for this medicinal brew; today, self-actualization is served.

🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️

🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞

(01:54) Welcome to the Tea Party

(03:06) Do You Feel Cursed?

(09:57) Capricorn Sun, Moon, or Rising

(16:12) Strong Saturn Energy

(22:17) Eclipse Babies

(32:04) Strong Pluto Energy

(39:28) Strong Chiron Energy

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 14. This episode was recorded on May 6, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly 

Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly 

Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly

Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod

Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/