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It could have been so funny

But you ruined the sauce 

what a shame 

you’ve no balls man 

you’ve lost your passion 

etc

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Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

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Batman. Not Turkiye

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Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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I really need to learn how to bank. AH MEAN GOODY-GUMDROPS, A'VE WOTCHED ENERFF WEAKEST LINK BY NOW.

Still. I imagine it's going to take a while before any of this snowball affects anybody except mine and my neighbours' mental health. 

Could you please, start telling other people about it...? Most people are sure not going to listen, but... Get them to try it under the guise of something else, so that they think, "oo, I'd love Take a Break podcast!(!)(as part of that enthusiasm MUST BE a joke)", and then direct them to this, so that they've got the wrong end of the stick, and are dumbfondled by unwelcome toxic behaviour THAT IS A JOKE, IN ALL FAIRNESS. You might like it... I know I do. 

Thanks for the support, especially if you have nobody else to tell about it. And if you tell someone... It does mean the world to me to do this for SOMEBODY'S ENJOYMENT OTHER THAN MINE. Thankyou. 'Hoever you are.

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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"That is pretty good, isn't-'t? - Haha. French."

Welcome. Extravagence has bin shared but no expenses are incorrectly filed where they need not be in THE BIN. bUT, STILL: I don't think you're up for my brand of cult-behaviour. We do it with a hot poker, and you've gotta get MERELY A HANDJOB off your Dad.  I jest.

We all love life, and we are all Happy!! Would you buy a brand of yoghurt that said that to yer when you opened the lid..? 

Anyway. I'm sure you can decide for yourself whether it's off-beat, or beaty-worthy. However, it's not D and/or B. And I'm not posh. That's why there's no italics. IT JUST PURELY ISN'T, LIKE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THEY'RE NOT GAY.

Have a good one

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Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Ello, there. A bellow from the origin of slavery. Not to bring up any bad memories... It's 2025, thanks.

However, like the commercial need to rise to keeping up with the appearances of those who are in reciept of shedloads of, "FACKIN' MANEY", and, yet, blood-lined Adidas... As if the point of power is to wield others' misfortune like a grand sceptre you beat, 'lower'-racial-classes (or, LRC's - because Britain keeps you out with terminology and banal pre-ordained insight wot ur not privvy ter) with. 

Anyway. That came off a bit like bollocks. Or, premium potato waffles. Birdseye: A healthy dose of Autistic and OCD tendencies for the British Public. 

Could've called it that... However... I like to alienate and ostricize people with perplexing mental conditions: IN MY OWN RIGHT. 

I don't do this for genuine updates on my life. Not after the cold response of... mild piques... 

[I genuinely think this is a good one.] 

Write in, if you think otherwise, however. It's healthy for at least some of you to tell me to kill myself, whereas the other portion will think it, yet, have better things to do: sermonofdoubtryediddlyi96@mailfence.com

(italics may have their uses, but, it makes your inferences too fucking easy, eh? Sometimes I just think: "fuck it.", and also, "oo. Her tits are big.". Nach ea?)

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Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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As you'll all probably be expecting (unknowing strangers), this, 'Headline'-kind-of-titles signifies another, "Have one Rest", reading, as we delve into the shallow waters of mishaps people are willing to fabricate and/or sacrifice to the U.K., for all to enjoy. Especially those who might've found it a bit difficult coming back from Sheffield still a-pissed and having had not showered yet the train's at 11:45am, and are buying a pepperami, a capri sun, and a Tak- Magazine of indescript quality and/or substance (if any - which I enjoyed very much). 

All in all I've been pretty slack lately, but, I think I'm making solid dents in my virtual-life. I can more-and-more-regularly bring up c-c-c-cunts who bring up Virtual Land, and make logical people despair in confusion, and appropriate frugal understanding. Not sure though. I didn't like the sound of that.

Fun times, bwc, and a replacement to the #11 episode we all ceep revisiting - Luv y'all

New E-Mail: Requests, Whys, Read-Outs, and crude contributions. :

@: sermonofdoubt996222diddlyiryeay@mailfence.com

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Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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That's not necessarily a joke there... But somebody could fill in the gaps of where my wordplay falls down, and make a joke about how overzealous or underzealous my ID is. (In terms of psychology, set about by a man who ideally wants close family members to admit they'd like to fuck eachother.)

Life's a bunt-cake, and there's something transcendent about realising how much of a hole you are. A void that is waiting to be filled. And... that's not to say I've been fucking a bunt-cake. It's hard-graft being isolated. Not as hard as I'd find it to do a skin-graft, however... So I'm probably within realistic realms of working, luckily.

Back again, at no cost to yourselves. Merely the parts that seem burdonsome and depressing. Ent nuffin in loife free, ye Turnip.

Thanks for listening, if you did. 'Write in'

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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However: You get what you've paid for. As long as you don't remind yourself that Time is Money.

I've been really struggling to come up with any weird bollocks or musings, and that's merely because I've had a lovely Christmas break (and not one Little Sausage has contacted me in order to, 'stop this immediately', or, 'I'm hungry for the next episode'). I think I mentioned that last week... As I recall, however... Last week involved quite a bit of quite serious Autistic-rage. This week...? I'm truly back to taking the piss out of our precious time// BACK ON FORM. 

Not sponsored by anything, but... Jacob's Crackers get me very sentimental. Buy those, if anything.

Enjoy. Or, more intriguingly... Write in some spiteful vitriol xxx

(Thanks for listening. Y'all come back now, ya hear? I'm not chasing you, it's literally up to you.)

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Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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I've just been writing humouros intentions as if anybody cares. Not like the old days. Not being chirpy enough to be accepted by boozey cunts. Sick of it. 

Luckily, Christmas is over. 

Good

- Aside though, that's actually useful for my frail intentions to make others feel good, and yet... simultaneously... I've not been on holiday as an adult, and I think that's worth feeling that empty feeling. Greater than the need to fill your emotional weight into a lengthy divorce, I should've been on holiday instead of believing in people.

Fuck ye, I've got a lot of subconscious autistic breathing to accomplish in terms of being heard. At least, by me. In't' booth.

Maybe something good will come off for people who ferociously care, yet go against capitalisms flourishing capillaries. Think of all those who do, before myself. Fuck off if you're not having fun. Punk, Pink, and Pittance. First world boredom. Lube me up, but with ceramic...? pass


Next time I'll roll out more humour. This week was catching up on suicidal tendencies I keep quiet.

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Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Yes. It's me. However mucch of a wanker you think me of, you've just got to trust me, on this..: There are much bigger wankers discussed within this podcast. 

Unfortunately it's nobody inspiring my morale to falter, like all these lucky performers have in Los Angelers, stepping on their fucking toes. No. What we've got is a man on his own, and of his own accord, who has a very good handLE on how much he masturbates. So... You've got aaaall-that to look forward to.

You'll recieve a breakdown (not like in May, haha.) of some of my morallistic viewpoints, intermingled with what is quite clearly a joke. Not hard-fought, not hard-fraught either. Not hard foughts* either (id est: English working-class Thoughts*). 

I and I alone have made myself feel like a Natural Moron, so, if we could steer away from identity-based insecurity, I've more than enough for every listener.

Hope you're doing well, but, also, I REEALLY hope you're not a wrong-un. Waste of hope...

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Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Hello, Everyone. Especially that Fella in Singapore who downloaded loads of these in one day. It's inconsistent and yet improving feedback/statistics such as this, that compells me to take some Immodium after recording. It's a reeeal, river of shite, this week. But... you might like it... Less than I value, savour, and giggle over its contents.

I'm back on form, and trawling Quora for ideas, again.

Finally took a break with my fine arse. Supping from the stay-at-home-Mum's source. (Not like that.)

It gets stupid, it gets ignorant-sounding, and I try my best to bully Political factors I find pretty, "Gimp". Wipe down your wings, and remember it's a sporadic and seldom erratic style of Comedy Podcast.

For who...? Well... Me, of course. And anybody else who can stomach this foolish (in all fairness) tragic News-Source, who morally, and ethically... Does not seem like too bad of a guy. There. Don't lean on finding me more of a hole. Your quote is, "does not seem like too bad of a guy.". AS LONG AS NONE OF MY RHETORIC IS CONFUSED FOR- Feedback doesn't exist here, but you can always contact me with some if you'd like. Maybe just clear up the enjoyable element of unclear intentions in Comedy. Have fun with it. I got to talk consensually one-sidedly with you, and not accost people with wit, so... I certainly had fun.

[Still acting as a replacement for BBC's WatchDog, if anybody's interested in apt shaming for the enjoyment of the public. Some Bots/Hard-to-buy-people-who-genuinely-exist on Quora really get-it, on that basis, this-week.]

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Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Good. Pissing. Gracious. 

It has been a long while, and a long ropey and messy tract of the human experience that brings me back to your lovely Aurifice, for what I somewhat suspiciously advertised as being, ""Endless". Many of you may have been reeling back and going, "Endless?! Fucking, Endless, is it?! Lazy f-". Fair enough. Fair play. Much like the creators of The Neverending Story... I'm a bit of a fucking liar. And I'm not just saying that because I'm Autistic, and I expected this all to be candid footage of Falkor (Mainly due to the fact that I had to google it along with the phrase, "who's that dog thing from Neverending Story?". Not that I've got a fantastic conecpt of reality. More like, a fantastical- No: A fantesticle nerve to self-satisfy with fictional concepts. That's the one.).

Falkor aside, I'm glad to be back in the saddle. Bareback might pop one of my bollocks. Or twist it in the wrong direction. Or slyly Lance Armstrong my box, like every exercise bike seat that's made from plastic. So, that's good...

Just joking about the saddle, but this podcast is as meaningful to me, as bullying is to Jack Black in 1994. And with that spiritual integrity in mind, I hope you enjoy it, and don't just find things, "ugh. Too, weird.", after 15 minutes.

We intend to have fun, around here.

Embrace the regularity of podcast releases, not the regularity of my mental well-being. Xx

Enjoy. It's mandatory. "ah fckin luhv tawrkin shite" - Olly Woods.

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Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Send me ____________ through my E-mail at the footy(footer // bri'ish)

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.

Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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This week, I assume I'm going through withdrawal, because it's been fucking difficult to come up with fucking ANYTHING -Until I begin spilling the liquid diet from betwixt my lips. Very standard procedure self-doubt.

Plentiful is the oddballs that encompass who I am. Fairly poetic, that. As all of that sort of rubbish is subjective. Made ME cry. And as a man of 2024, I feel embraced by the integrity to funnel out some of the vitamins and minerals that were once proud to line themselves within my digestive tract, into the form of _____ energy. You're... welcome.

However, I'm gracious/ungracious-ly accepting of any feedback whatsoever, that isn't standardised practices of mundanity, as we are all accustomed to. So, any shite-talking is welcomed, under the surely innaccurate banner of, "Fan Mail". Unlike the comedy show I turned up to be very accurately tarred with the derogatory term of, "wanker", at - I'll most-likely be able to let it go. Like greasy dust in the wind. Or dust in the wind, that tastes vaguely of salt. Quite a guilty treat of mine.

And, if any of this isn't to your liking, or, to your liking, then I'd like to cordially invite you to quench your thirst for yet another demanding internet personality's attention, and engage with me. No pressure. Just be my fanciful fiancé, and bathe in a seemingly empty pool of engagement. IF YOU LIKE.

Share this, if'ins that's something you'd be willing to do. You have my explicit blessing. All in good, if not entirely perplexing fun.


Have a lovely day. Slán.

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Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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These are for these moments when you cannot wriggle free from the comfort of English voices.
????
Why the fuck did he bring out something to be pre-ordained to be censored
????

Life breeds something of us Gen-Z's. Mostly not coming out to the masses. #Not in a gay way...

Millennial's*

But if it were, I'd want it to be overtly thought-about here!

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Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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I did say, "ONE". Don't get greedy, now.

After a month-long hiatus, (due to deciding to relinquish any semblance of life in favour of smoking bud), WE. ARE. BACK.

In all honesty, less schizophrenic than before, but, still equally doting to the idea (spawned from great rappers) that schizophrenia is a positive, or at-the-very-least, an interesting element to someone's personality.

I thought I wouldn't talk again, and I was resided to a place within the depth of childhood, where I felt talking was useless, or unnecessary. However... no. I've satiated my social-anxiety, by showing up on-form. Thus, curing my Autism and simultaneous Mutism. (What use would mutism be, for an Autist, who thrives upon the spouting of utter bullshite, bollocks, and gob-shitery...? And contrarily to the amount of respect others have for politicians... What use would my therapy be, if I was self-satisfied at home. Smoking pots. Feeling braindead...). ANYWAY, enough depressing fucking rhetoric. Hope you enjoy this.

I AM OBLIGED TO SAY IT WAS A BLARST.

OBLIGATE YOURSELF TO ENJOY. Especially if you've been dreaming like I have... Much like women in the 90s who were more uptight as a standard of being downtrodden by misogyny (didn't even know how to spell that word just-then, so... Olly Woods: Friend of Women. You're welcome, you ungrateful bitches.), I didn't reach orgasm/could not concentrate hard-enough to... "completion". And, I'm a bit of a completionist, so... That was a damn-shame. Also, I'm gay-now. All confirmed by Reddit, Quora, and some other terrible website that should barely be trusted.

Hope all of you who feed my childhood symptomatic neglect are doing well.

Love you. And you're also gay-now, if you enjoyed reading that. AM NOT - DOUBLE PERSONAL PADLOCK JINX. Now you HAVE TO, be gay-now. Sore luck and etc., Pal.

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Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Bollocks

But, honestly: Bollocks and bullshite to you all.

           I've understood where in which I fell to the path of the grey, but, in large to me having Social-Deaths/Living within my meansmentum/"Ah, I suppose it isn't All Bad.", I suppose it's been something to ponder, and whatever withering sentiments people have to propel who you are anywhere that you haven't solidified for your own means.

Or. Politely: Get fhhuuuuuHhcked, is an echo to life that has sailed through everybody's days, and sentiments, I'm sure. Harder to tempt in a (Fuck)Love-er. Harder to see where people are at, if they're feeling unweathered by tainting whoever, and whomever, they please, (supposedly).  Perhaps, and within-0-respecting-ways, I'm poetically speaking through the level of alcohol in my system.

Life occurs within a fucking bored glass of tonic, and then people/Folks, add their sprinkley fucking cunt gin intio a bit of fucking glassware, and ANYBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND, is supposed to gel with people, that, at a distance... I expect I would HATE to spend any amount of time-with.

Add it up. But, get fucked.

Over it, over and up with being an Average-Good Cardio-Levelled-Male-of: 20-29. I'm planting my newfoundland over somebody else's tummy. Not to be too innuendo-ridden... But, act as if you'd be a good shag, then you might accept notions to get fucked more often.

"what a bone-headed/autistic mistake",

Perhaps I'll understand social-cues, as indeed I fucking already do, ;

But, anyway. MORE power to you, if-anything. Bye, though.

Yeeeah.


Sorry about, that.

Aside: Fucking derilict building headed fuckwomps - What, mate? Didn't say a word.

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Then, and, only then.

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Just to be CLEAR (CLARITY, however, NOT LIKE FINISH DOES FOR YOUR DISHWASHER): Please think before expecting violence solves anything... Watch, "A History of Violence", but, with no distractions, or people of different mindsets trying to jilt your viewing... The message at least is fantastic and very thoughtful as story-telling, soooo... It doesn't make you fantastic to handle life this way, but, almost: VERY BLOODY NAIVE OF ME TO EXPECT THIS MAY ALTER YOUR EXPERIENCE OF DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO ALLOW YOU TO BE HARMED... I'm just very much under the impression, that, fire fighting fire, does only seek to destroy all of the life that we deserve to have, AS HUMAN BEINGS! WHATEVER YOUR DIFFERENCES. VERY SIMILARLY, WE ARE ALL HUMAN BEINGS, yet sadly, we are all often conflicted by people with different values. Very much so, it's often airs that people try to control you with. Best to be kind, sincere, and thoughtful to those who seem plenty more to understand than how you are.

Having faith in others is not a bad thing. And I'm not just saying that in my defence...

It's all designed to be entertainment, but, I've always loved people trusting others with good messages to interpret, or, just listen to. Apologies if it's a difficult listen! Sincerely!

Still... Not a good (it is good, just not AMAZING for my comedic-charisma, but, still, "good", to offer) look for all the coming-off-like-a-right-bugger style, I seem to portray... I lose friends in real-life for being misunderstood, so, perhaps it helps to be related to. GENUINELY NO-PRESSURE, hahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhahahahaahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahhapleaselaughhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha.

I know, I flips styles. Thanks, Guys.

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Was going to put a, "x", after the episode title, but wasn't sure whether that would be a step too far, these days. Please be ensured: NOBODY, is entitled to kiss me. It's just a niceity that many of us add on to text messages, when we struggle for bonds past those we know. It's a scary and Fearmongering kind of world these days.

Perhaps you expect I get my jollies off of being an absolute tossing-pr(w)anker. I mean no-offence, but I feel this attempt at a podcast is:
1.) Unnecessary.
2.) Sad.
3.) Lovely.
4.) Complex.
5.) Very stupid and classically-"thick", by English colloquial standards.
6.) It's not the 90s, but nobody is my age on this phone-line... Not sure why I expected otherwise...



9.) Just really what it says on the box: Confounding, plump, deep, wet, and pumplexing.



I know... P-E-R-P-L-E-X-I-N-G.

I feel it's not too out-of-my-remit to say: a dis one is a obsolete, BANGARRR.


Have fun. More SadLines, soon. (THOUGH NOBODY REQUESTED THEM. RAIN, SLEET, OR LOVELY-WEATHER-WE-ARE-HAVING.)

This one cost about £10 in credit, however... Don't want it reimbursing, that much is on me, but... Still. Still rather mental, indeed. ENJOY

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;





That is genuinely a tattoo I would never be ashamed to see, as an empath. But, after dealing with suicidal thoughts scientifically, socially, compassionately, and with integrity... I am willing to spare my dignity. In the name of entertainment value. At least value it at an honest estimation. "As I can fecking monetise it eventually" : Shows an honest lack of integrity. Rhymes keep coming off like a defence-mechanism of an indentured mainly-identifying-as: IRISH PERSON, with plenty more, after I spit in a cup, Like Ancestry.com's Government-whore.

"Humour does not desire wilfull ignorance. It offers it, and does not expect you to see the tragedy. We are all working at different levels as individuals. I'm personally not selfish enough to hope anybody leaves. But I outstay conditional-love when I need to." -Me.


'Stretch out an' wait - The Smiths' ; If anybody is there to be misinterpreted by people who are not doing enough, themselves... It is Morrissey. A suicide-prevention advocate of the '80s. Wish The Smiths were back together...? (I hope you do. It's my podcast. Many Artists like this Artist. Most Artists struggle with their own depression.) WISH, yet it will not re-structure flawed Artistic identity and integrity of the time... For me ; The best I can hope for, is that many people understand/try to understand another wilfully isolated individual's struggle.

Over-shares are for Mental Health Support lines... I'll use them with, or without you all. ;

Might just outstay my welcome. Windingly dignified...? THAT WOULDN'T BE COMEDY, LET ALONE FUCKING CRICKET, YOU COCKNEY FACKS(!)




Penis. Bollocks. Love. Strength. Integrity. Wee bit of necessary hatred...? Well I'm not dumb, dumb-founded, but I am a British Wordsmith, living in what we hope to call, "A progressive Society.". 

"I continue to wish for it to be proven, to me." -Me.

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Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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HOWEVER (SINCERELY, STIW (SORRY, SINCERELY(since I'm not a lying tory fuckwit, just an honest-hard-working-one...(?)) FOR THAT COLLOQUIAL DIG, AS I MENTION IN THE PODDY, I RECKON YOU'RE, 'WELL SMART' (not a direct quote), AND DANGEROUS, AND CLEVER COMPARED TO TORIES, yet: (un/)certainly(certi..? too far-right...? JOKE: HATE TATE. DEEEEPLY FAM'.) not inhuman enough not to have a sense of humour...? Love to anybody struggling, I'd say everybody needs it when we are!)

[Over-priveliged Tories may want to strap-on a proper low-class set of bollocks for this one. Try as they might, they'd be better off buying a set for their rounded SUV's bumper.] Certainly goes for most o' the cunts at my High school. WATCHDOG RECOMMENDS IN AN OVERTLY SUGGESTIVE MANNER, THAT SOME EX-JT CLASSMATES OF MINE TOOK LEEDS '15 (correction from the talky-talk) TOO SERIOUSLY/possibly thought of me as a fictional character, but, I may be risking too much trauma]): You may be too confused by stylistic choices, but I'm fishing for toooooooo fuuuhhucking muuuuuuuuuuuch. *Likened to near every fucker currently on the internet nowadays... dae nae treed aen mae (that's scottish: for any americans.)*.

FUCK ME, I'm enjoying my Sunday/Monday rambles... stinking with rage/autism-outbursts that I'm making up for in retrospect... Like distant lovers, "making up for lost time": I'm piss-cunting-bastard-lovely.

Well... CATCH YOUR MONOCLE NOW, bit like that old Peter Kay joke about the hob-nob falling into his cup in slow-motion: for any of you dirty-slutty-Mummy-Tories. Why apologise for Political discourse in 2024...(? FUCKING RHETORICAL, THAT IS WHY/NEEDLESS TO SAY AND STILL SAID BY AN IRISH-FOOL).

Enough incredibly genuine distractions, now... All I meant to say was, that I'm proud enough to say, you may stick around for the feckfest. Sorry if I repeat myself, but I AM INDEED STIW SOBER. Just kind of hard w/o a lil' Jamie of my own (IJ). MM&I(aye, me knab.)

Last page, is not the full-read. Test my length... you may like it. Up to you, AND ME.

Always welcoming more to my oddly-pictured e-mail address. Stay lovely, not fucking prick, pleeeeease xxxxx <3 (like the Truman Show News sign-off).

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Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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I know it isn't appropriate/overly-wise/not-risky to piss off charming-date-rapists such as Dapper Laurghs, but since I'm part-Cockney... I feel I've got a reverse-racism-esque right to.

"Xharming" fucking Bully...

Just as a very personal and intimate note to my ex-HEADTEACHER, it really genuinely and sincerely helped me, for you to tell my parent that you see that I'm a, "Lad", as well as clearly in reciept of intelligence. Looking back... That charming exchange really helped me grow as a person, and I'm very grateful. A lot about my old High-School changed hands very quickly, but you inspire me, through aligning and seeking greatness out of very "underwhelming"(at times) "results", from me. You're a, "Good Cop", to me, R. And I partly say that because there’s zero chance she’ll listen. It’d be nice and worrying to be wrong in retrospect however! It’s not a wide net.

As Tupac said..., "DON'T GET IT TWISTED", "BITCH". Really peed me off, that has.


And as many Artists in reciept of great intelligence, and in pursuit of greatness say... "Don't show off so fucking much, and do your fucking work, you stupid fucking knobhead, YOU'VE GOT YOUR FUCKING EXAMS COMING UP, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!???? (*CAN'T TECHNICALLY REMEMBER IF THAT'S TRUE FOR YOUR CLASS, i AM OVERWORKED AND UNDERFUNDED*)". That was kind of implied throughout. 



Perhaps... t'weren't money, she t'were t'wafter... t'were twat. (A persona, that needs encouragement, love... AND PUSSY AND DICK, BUT I'D SETTLE FOR PUSSY SINCE I'VE ALREADY GOT A COCK, AND I'VE PRACTICE WITH PUSSY/PUSSY-PRACTICE (you'd generally hope at 27 - mainly that that wasn’t said.).)

Goodbye, AND, in any capacity: Thankyou sincerely, I'm grateful for the supportive intent, but Human-Connection is a tricky-fucker to get into bed... so-to-speak. Soooooo = 2 slep. By downloading this, you’ve invited and invested in my stupidity and eagerness to please (intermittently when it comes to no comes and podcasts). 

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Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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what's your favourite colour of your fayvourite carrrrr???


I chat on a bad-sex/"friends"-line. As I say, I'm an Autistic-Fisherman: METAPHORICALLY.


I'm into being a tragedy: it gets humourous/humourless. Depending on where I fall on your sword. Or, like... 'Not sure', could be something that isn't phallic these-days. Like part of an alien(ated sexual fantasy - fairly).

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Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

Be a Fan.

I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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"I... dunno sometimes... I just... get irrationally scared..."

"By the size of my own bollocks-brain. Move over, bollocks. My true penis comes to town - so to speak... in metaphors..."

Hey there anybody out there, I honestly hope you're not choosing to alienate me, but I do have an awful lot to say, after feeling so bloody darkly, WHEN, deep down... The person I love the most on the ficticious story of Top Boy, is Kano. The technically ficticious, yet, incredibly real and clever... wow, bit too comfortable with homosexuality, and the homo-genus at this point. NOT HOMOGENISED MILK, BUT STILL, THOUGHTS RAMBLE-ON, AND I'VE BEEN ON A FUCKING ROLL TODAY. SMOKING ROLLIES, DRINKING CAFFIENE, AND EATING RIGHT, WHILST BEING A FACKIN' SPORTSMAN, AT THE SAME FAAAAAACKIN' TOIME. ALL IN A GOOD FAAAAHCKIN' ENGLISH DAY.

If it hasn't been, AS, good a day, or you feel you may be taking my jibes badly... True sincerity comes from the heart, and jokes are best read with ALL senses. You can indeed write-in! It's LITERALLY JUST ME HERE. AND THAT'S SINCERE, BUT HEY... USE YOUR OWN JUDGMENT, I'M SURE AS SHITE JUDGING YOU... to anybody that is offering me their equally valuable time, and making me feel it's worth ANY effort in carrying on, it's going okay, all things considered, and people, but still! Nobody writes in: haahaahahhahhh.

What I truly meant to say was, it's a snowball effect, and I do not merely forget when people lead a horse to water, and they're gratefully drinking... I like it, and clearly I'm enough of a lonely wanker to pat myself on the back mid-podcast. I've come a long way in self-respect. Or... come about a yard... so to speak, ON MANY A LEVEL. It's a snowball effect, that GENUINELY (italics: IN THIS CASE IT'S SPECIFIED, OUT OF MY LOGICAL BRAIN, AND THAT WAS BECAUSE IT IS A LAYERED JOKE THAT TRULY DOES MEAN TO MY SELLLF THAT of bloody COURSE I'm being genuine... yet, that was rough. *coarse. like rock salt.) wouldn't like to destroy an entire town. Wouldn't looove to keep guessing my audience too, but I'll keep trying, until I muddy up the water a make it confused and hard to see, orrrrrr, MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND ME properly.

More raps, but I'm not stopping if you hate them, coming soon.

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Then, and, only then.

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This is a ridiculous kind of seriously intentional rap. Sorry for being so confounding|confusing.

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Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...

Then, and, only then.

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Old-school, and the Nua-Scoil need to learrn more doe (faoi láthair), I burn baby burn like disco-inferno. Burn slow like Irish potatoes. Now that I'm not getting high, it luckily makes much more sense, though.


There is good-faith, and bad-faith. Very similar to positive and negative discrimination. And... If it helps your COGNITIVE DIFFERENCES AND SPECIALITIES FUNCTION BETTER, PLEASE HAVE FAITH, AND CARRY ON LIVING. BROKEN YET GOOD PEOPLE ARE A STRONG COLLECTIVE FEELING.

DON'T GO MAD. LIKE SOME IRISHES (like me too). BE A CULTURED UTOPIA THAT IS BROKEN ENOUGH TO STILL PUT R. KELLY ON - MERELY FOR A FUCKING LAUGH, IF YOU'RE NOT OVERLY INDOCTRINATED IN FEARS, RATHER THAN RESPECT. however: understanding takes time. This developed. Not out-of-RKO.


Cheers, Fellas. And all else. All collecting individuals... You help, but.... hey. There's truth in a kind Irish soul who knows the good, and bad... Or, tries to. Try to understand me, as I understand we are all already multicultural.


The Africa you speak of, was a very, very, very, very, very, long time ago. I'm sure there's a cleverer way to put that... not wisened enough yet, by my knowledge. All influences help, if they are positive and sincerely more good than awfully flawed. If you have time, I'd really respect your pride. Not the shame. Well... That-too, eh?


FIERCELY LOGICAL TO BE DIAGNOSED LEGALLY: DO NOT GIVE UP ON YOUR BRAIN POWERS. My life is changeling, and I am getting more phrases. Tingaling.

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You don't have to agree...




I know that, "Art is subjective".



Some Art is out-right toss.



Hope you spuriously decide for yourselves, without even a direct message! Bollocks! Feck! Arse!




If you do get it, however... "your bird can sing, but I still won't fuck you."

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Just. Fucking. Focus.



Then. Fucking. Listen.








...please....

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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aN ADULT TWONK HAVING A ego wank


Not an ego death , see here now: :B===========DDDmyownpenisifequalsweremorespacedoutobviously



Reading...? Nobody does that within Porn anymore. Psychologically, it’s always ever-clearer to me that it’s incest that gets people going. Prove me wrong, Pornhub’s homepage. (I don’t sign-in, or else it’d be me proving me wrong, every time.) 

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Seriously, I can screenshot things, and editing skills are not a talent of mine... I wanna pause some days, and others, not...



"I'M NOT A FUCKING MACHINE"



pervert





(unless you don't stay to the end. Or the FULL STORY FROM THE GIFT STUD MYSELF. This waste of time has been... lame)

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Kind of like Herbie's Magical Adventure or some shit like that. Total Herb.


Get it, though? It's like a misambiguation of a whole lot of culture by referencing a funk song as a white Irish person (habitually in England to be fair(to be sure)), especially in this day-and-age. Right? I mean... I'm not DJ Qualls or anything, but I'd say... Tone down the cultural appropriation. White boi. Ironically.

To be honest with you though, I've been taking these small statistics very seriously, and I'm glad you're here to hear me out - or gravely misinterpret what I say/persistently fail to understand my sense of humour/disagree frankly with me as a person. Fair play.

Glad I woke up on a Monday morning, and did this instead of dying inside  underneath striplights that shine more positivity on me than anybody I work with here... Ah, it's just my Kitchenette. And I complainy moany bitchy fucking gripe the whole way through this, with some dissatisfying pay-offs, indeed.

It's a very late podcast. I do indeed apologise.

My computer also cuts out minor seconds from some of my speech, so if it drops the ball, you may not have heard something correctly. Perhaps my balls were in your ears whilst I was keeping them bouncing in the air.

[THAT LAST BIT WAS ME TAKING A HINT OF DISMAY AND DEPRECATION TO MY OWN SENSE OF SELF - SUBSCRIBE] [not that bit in italics however. that was a separate pandering, lick.]

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Put it in a song... Alright?


ANYTIIIIIME.

Except if you're being outwardly rude without saying what you truly feel in an engaging manner. Then... Redacted.

Anytime.
[NOTE:;]
These Royalty Free Beats don't come cheap. I was wary that I'd be charged, under cloak&dagger. "free". I still spat some terriffic bars. Take that for a piss up the wall, after you go to the bank.. or whatever it is that you do.

Good, day!

P.s.:
Dear, Lord.

Somebody please make a beat to clearly align with this. I'd pay you to set a precedent for ME. (1st ep. ref.)

Poddy

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Thought that mayhaps this could be a new name for a Broadcast? Even when it's about as broad as a Ham-radio with me at the steering wheel. I mean... I've never felt what it is to be depicted as creepy and lechy in terms of being a Lorry-driver. And that reputation is surely offensive... coupled with the, "I've never driven cross-country iced out of my atmoshperic coil with large-freight"-jokes... or the near discriminatory concern. Due to all that ice in your veins.

Today's episode is pretty mild. I'm wondering if I might work out some vague editing skills, I could cobbled together compilations of thoughts lost to a lack of delving into the moment. Pains me... but then-again, it is actually indeed hysteria when they're no-good too. I'm slightly gravy-bummed. Fire playlist I can't show you for copyright reasons.

More to come, I just need to Torily oust my neighbours. And work out what that expression means. Oust is just what Posh people in Britain buy...? Who-knows. You WON'T find that here. 

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Then, and, only then.

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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I'm never going to dance again, wailing, taking,: some more rhythm.
Nary shall I dance again... because sometimes in lower moments I feel if I were that bad, you would've broke my legs. NOT to plant any seeds... The internet is crazy.

It's all an act, and a viscious cycle. Who knows what flows from a bored and conscious mind of dramatism, and poignancy. Or... Boyne... Boy... Nancy.... (say it phonetically? was that a poetic technique? Or am I going maduntal? Overdramflapperiffic??? SAY THAT IT IS SO.)



nary may I write to whom it may concern, breaching my poorly concieved thought clouds (of varying smells), BUT THIS TIME IT IS SERIOUS. STOP WHAT IT IS THAT YOU ARE DOING.

"I CRAAAAAAYYYYVE ATTENTION"  - 2013.

A quotem. Lost. To the scrotum.

I'm afraid I've too much to lose.

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Much like living with my parents again... NOBODY UNDERSTANDS MEEEEE!

wHITEY'S ON THE RAG AGAIN, AND HE'S back.

Higher intentions within life's bounty entails the true beauty of your soul.

Systems don't make you a worthy person.

Personality reigns and speaks truth.

But then again, that genuinely sounds like a fucking Cultist wrote it.

I'm not crazy. I'm just furiously Liberal.

It's not as if anybody wants to recreate any drama that goes on within our Hive-mind... GIMME THE HONEY, MUMMYYYY. ("-Honey Monster"). Wouldn't really be the glorious pun that you felt it had been... HAD, people been pedantically observational enough to realise, and convert, "Show me the Money, Honey.", to it's logical parallel, if you go by switching the 'H' & 'M' around first, and then double back, after retrospectively remembering about, "Show me the Money, Honey.", being the actual phrase. Wherein, it made me think about:(;) "Why for exactamundo: would you be saying that, to your Freudian Mummy?(?)".



Thanks to all my Ballas, Thugs, and Gs. I truly owe everything in my protest to more indentured races, offering beauty to a world that feels unempowered by separation, far too much. There is light within us all, and our interpretation is within us to percieve its true beauty. I for one: Trust that many people do.

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THAT Neamhchiontach Podcast #7

I'm not one to blow my own fecking horn or anything at least wherever appropriate, as my solemn duty to afflicted lives I've been touched by, and feel I can relate to.

Plus, to be transparently honest (which might be smart, and might not be) I already blew off exercising, recording this tripe.

However, Comedy aside, I would expect you've heard/seen/got better Comedy you could be enjoying, so why not just fuck off...? The disengaging stares of strangers, become the faces of those you can claim to personably understand, and light pours solely from your own blood/pores/holes. I know. I just don't ever feel I've agreed upon impressing people in their own way, who display 0 love, respect, OR knowledge of who you are, what you do, and how long you might listen before you FUCKING LAUGH.




tHANKYOU eVERYBODY, fRONT loVE tO THOSE WHO DESIRE IT.       (MIGHT DELETE THAT BIT LATER ON. IT HAS NEVER BEEN FUNNY TO RECIEVE NONSENSE jumbled letter texts TEXTS FROM LOVED ONES WHEN THEY'RE PISSED. THAT'S SERIOUS. Unless it's your Mate, who's also a "bloke". (I'm not being like Tate'ey there... swallow your vomit. To be fair, though... I'd be sick. Let it drop...? What's more kind, and... 'side-on'...? (not like fucking from't side, just offensively attacking sincerely damaged righteous views, set by an egreigiously unscrupulous, dumb-cock, intelligently-sociopathic, agenda-drivenly, evil, narcissist... that'd be pretty 'limp', to act-out, with any amount of money... I'd never be proud of THAT LIMP CUNT('C' was used in irony there) *sweats*)  More like... Make sure you look after loved ones with concern: regardless of gender. Etc. Because it's so hard to appear concisely innoffensive, and you wouldn't read the News, eh...?)

Getting overstimulated now. But I'm not yet entirely disgraced by my words, via how I present myself. Not. Yet. 

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Still embarrassed about last week's reflections, as it was an honest first-attempt from TONNES of wanks ago (just emphatically, and of quantity (not of like that)), after loathing those in their abodes/Mum's, on a Gaming chair, setting the world to rights... If anything truly is oversaturated, that I do need to consider... That purely just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Thought I might say. It's all about whynae. Whiney as feck.

Let's just cut-out all the chatting, fear, hatred, rejection, and lack of feasible time we have to offer, and get into it, Right?

I'm sure you've never heard of how patronising it gets, being pampered by people's best & most entertaining sides. I'm honestly just like you. I break my eggs, one nut at a time. Meaning, I, unlike others, manage to crack a Woman's egg, be it that I see it fit, not to impregnate her, within my warm suffering bath.

Hope all is well, ard mo Podcast is doing horriffic numbers. I thought I'd get unreasonably spooky, and erratic in portraying myself to others.

I WILL LITERALLY NEVER FORGET ALL OF YOU NON-PODDY LISTENERS. YOU'RE ALL FULL OF BOLLOCKS, WITH SHITE DISPENSERIES, BETTER QUALIFIED TO BE COMING UP WITH A SHIT-LIST. BUT WE SAY, "SHITE", (BE IT THAT WE MUST SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE): IN IRELAND. tHERE, SO.

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Realistically, I believe in myself. However, all the admin and engaged discussion that needs air, gets suffocated, this way. That's how it is.

I love people who can destroy me past my genuine emotions, because self-defence is adament and active.. Well, that's almost exactly the point where I forgot about Better Help. Remembered Icare more than any cunt about my life. Not adverts. Not Politics.

Boiling over.

Sincerity doesn't share individuality... it gets on with it. Right!?!? tHAT'S WHAT YEW-TREE TAUGHT ME, ANYFUCKINGWAY. Too over-done and over-cooked. IT'S A THOUGHT YOU FUCKING FUCK. CAN'T OVERCOOK THE FUCKING CUNT.

Genuinely sorry if this offends and veers off-topic. I was going crazy during the documentary, but cared more about feeling-it. But, thanks Channel 4's UNTOLD: I don't trust my therapist. It was fucked to experience healthy thought, coupled with bad therapists.

ANOTHER FAIR NOTICE THAT BETTERHELP IS UNETHICAL. IT IS UNETHICAL.


If only others were more for others, within a Capitalist society.

https://youtu.be/LEajfIabv6s?si=fLcIwEJ5RQs4eCKd

I love WKUK, however they are individuals who satisfy thinking-individuals. Hopefully, this Art bloody takes effect, soon. I'm worried I'm getting too-high. 

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Sorry to anybody who does flatly and directly enjoy Oliver Tree. I get what he was trying to say by dressing like that. "I would certainly like a bit more attention, as an ugly f*cker.", and, quite equally... Me. Too. (not like that, it's unintentional to be brought up initially, and genuinely in bad taste when people demonstrate an apparent lack of Heart for Morality as a Human-Ideal.)

I'd just like to say, I felt like adding more content to my wee-doom-shelter. I save my work, and work on routines a lot, like many aspiring, and flourishing Comedians and Comediennes (as if anybody says that). I do attempt Originality, as I have persevered with this, Even though when I was 15, my friend Alan made jokes that he was definitely repeating, after viewing different forms of media. Honestly. I wouldn't need to be on a Comedy Circuit, within an Industrialised mindset, to know that people have almost always stolen original things I say. But I cook them, and I'm inspired elsewhere, as well as living my life! Can't deny I may be in Poor-Taste, but taste is not a definition of my character that I will lie-down for. I've good taste, a romantic air of passion about me, and I'm young. Won't be told flatly, that I'm shite.

That shouldn't be the Irish way. Haha.

Emotions, Thoughts, Feelings-To-Share. Many Minds don't compare, but we are all Rats, and made to share. Never feel silenced, and made unaware. Cheers, lol. Drama, lol.

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Once again, and just.. as I have been talking to myself for a number of years now, I felt like sharing some Soul with you all. Deep from the heart of... The Midlands of B-U-T, I represent the heart and the mind of a fiend for attention, but overall, I believe, not a bad guy. It may be, that you're tired of unoriginality, or recycled Humour that you feel doesn't deserve the Oxygen, people waste, doing Corporate PODCASTS. IS NOTHING IN BRITAIN SAFE FROM HELLOFRESH?!?! Advertising that upsets the Unemployed (perhaps it IS me) Mind. I am. I got rid of the Apron I got from Door-to-Door Sales.

Anyway.

This week is all about beginning something I've meant to, and got Material from, for years and years. Depression is rough, and I needn't list my ailments, as I literally earn, No money. Sounds like it's my f*cking fault, doesn't it? 

We could have our own opinions... If that got us anywhere. Right, DAD?!?!?! 

Anyway. 

Not..., "let's go"..., but... Yeah.

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These are jokes - through a black dog of depression xxxxxxxx

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