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This week, I assume I'm going through withdrawal, because it's been fucking difficult to come up with fucking ANYTHING -Until I begin spilling the liquid diet from betwixt my lips. Very standard procedure self-doubt.

Plentiful is the oddballs that encompass who I am. Fairly poetic, that. As all of that sort of rubbish is subjective. Made ME cry. And as a man of 2024, I feel embraced by the integrity to funnel out some of the vitamins and minerals that were once proud to line themselves within my digestive tract, into the form of _____ energy. You're... welcome.

However, I'm gracious/ungracious-ly accepting of any feedback whatsoever, that isn't standardised practices of mundanity, as we are all accustomed to. So, any shite-talking is welcomed, under the surely innaccurate banner of, "Fan Mail". Unlike the comedy show I turned up to be very accurately tarred with the derogatory term of, "wanker", at - I'll most-likely be able to let it go. Like greasy dust in the wind. Or dust in the wind, that tastes vaguely of salt. Quite a guilty treat of mine.

And, if any of this isn't to your liking, or, to your liking, then I'd like to cordially invite you to quench your thirst for yet another demanding internet personality's attention, and engage with me. No pressure. Just be my fanciful fiancé, and bathe in a seemingly empty pool of engagement. IF YOU LIKE.

Share this, if'ins that's something you'd be willing to do. You have my explicit blessing. All in good, if not entirely perplexing fun.


Have a lovely day. Slán.

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These are for these moments when you cannot wriggle free from the comfort of English voices.
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Why the fuck did he bring out something to be pre-ordained to be censored
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Life breeds something of us Gen-Z's. Mostly not coming out to the masses. #Not in a gay way...

Millennial's*

But if it were, I'd want it to be overtly thought-about here!

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what's your favourite colour of your fayvourite carrrrr???


I chat on a bad-sex/"friends"-line. As I say, I'm an Autistic-Fisherman: METAPHORICALLY.


I'm into being a tragedy: it gets humourous/humourless. Depending on where I fall on your sword. Or, like... 'Not sure', could be something that isn't phallic these-days. Like part of an alien(ated sexual fantasy - fairly).

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[Very sensitive subjects tackled, but I honestly tried. Good as I suddenly felt. After an incredible family-day. My home drains me, and it takes a while to overcome ourselves. Some tosser (not just me): "being progressive, are we...?"]

I'm proud of myself, and I know I should be. But: some people iiiiin this bloody world (I think I find that for myself... I.Y.K.Y.K., and you are never ME. needless to say the rest, but on I go, backspacing for BUZZSPROUT. fucking joke in itself.)  have no integrity whatsoever. You never know what people are going through. Every day is a lesson... every second may stray from       your       self, in order to feed the herd - and on THAT tiny note: why should my podcast be intentionally misunderstood, as well as suffocated...? Like the tiny will' of SOME men, out there.    Not me, inverse-pervert.


Life is much more oblivious of you than you may,    'e   v   e   r'       ,  realise. I                realise.                 Isolation is truly solitude... like every individual can feel, it's trapped, and alone. In THEIR brains. Unless you live in a block and are an extrovert, THEN, you truly live in public, like me, my friend.

I have trigger depression. & If I didn't have it before, I legitimately blame my neighbour, and smile as I write this bit.

[Anybody triggered MAY not respect me enough to humanise me with the integrity of wherever you stand in life. It's not embarrassing to misunderstand people... I'm a wordsmith, and I may fail within my integrity of respecting you with the equal human-rights I believe in. And my, talents.

Please write in. Please don't be ashamed of yourself. It's not the point of who I am.

Perhaps we've bonded, because you can't please them all. Sorry if you hated it. I obviously love you for loving it. Not like that. Tepid responses for those who aren't willing to hear me out. My life is never a book-burning. Nanny is a goat. Personal integrity is earned, not granted. Or: you take people who aren't  you, for granted.]


Apologies for mis-translations, and being annoyingly fucking English. I mean that. I'd wager we didn't even create the phrase, "lost in translation". (FUCKING JOKE FUCKWITS). (Sorry for joking.)


Mentalism, may be my listed profession; after this.          Still sober!!! Love my brain, that's why the lack of self-harm, as-of-late.

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"I... dunno sometimes... I just... get irrationally scared..."

"By the size of my own bollocks-brain. Move over, bollocks. My true penis comes to town - so to speak... in metaphors..."

Hey there anybody out there, I honestly hope you're not choosing to alienate me, but I do have an awful lot to say, after feeling so bloody darkly, WHEN, deep down... The person I love the most on the ficticious story of Top Boy, is Kano. The technically ficticious, yet, incredibly real and clever... wow, bit too comfortable with homosexuality, and the homo-genus at this point. NOT HOMOGENISED MILK, BUT STILL, THOUGHTS RAMBLE-ON, AND I'VE BEEN ON A FUCKING ROLL TODAY. SMOKING ROLLIES, DRINKING CAFFIENE, AND EATING RIGHT, WHILST BEING A FACKIN' SPORTSMAN, AT THE SAME FAAAAAACKIN' TOIME. ALL IN A GOOD FAAAAHCKIN' ENGLISH DAY.

If it hasn't been, AS, good a day, or you feel you may be taking my jibes badly... True sincerity comes from the heart, and jokes are best read with ALL senses. You can indeed write-in! It's LITERALLY JUST ME HERE. AND THAT'S SINCERE, BUT HEY... USE YOUR OWN JUDGMENT, I'M SURE AS SHITE JUDGING YOU... to anybody that is offering me their equally valuable time, and making me feel it's worth ANY effort in carrying on, it's going okay, all things considered, and people, but still! Nobody writes in: haahaahahhahhh.

What I truly meant to say was, it's a snowball effect, and I do not merely forget when people lead a horse to water, and they're gratefully drinking... I like it, and clearly I'm enough of a lonely wanker to pat myself on the back mid-podcast. I've come a long way in self-respect. Or... come about a yard... so to speak, ON MANY A LEVEL. It's a snowball effect, that GENUINELY (italics: IN THIS CASE IT'S SPECIFIED, OUT OF MY LOGICAL BRAIN, AND THAT WAS BECAUSE IT IS A LAYERED JOKE THAT TRULY DOES MEAN TO MY SELLLF THAT of bloody COURSE I'm being genuine... yet, that was rough. *coarse. like rock salt.) wouldn't like to destroy an entire town. Wouldn't looove to keep guessing my audience too, but I'll keep trying, until I muddy up the water a make it confused and hard to see, orrrrrr, MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND ME properly.

More raps, but I'm not stopping if you hate them, coming soon.

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They did the mash, and I don't want to get mashed for no fucking reason anymore.


Withdrawal syndrome is acting up, and I'll warn. Not everybody has the time to listen to what and how I think, but, since you truly do not know me... Get fucked. Please yourself.



Title is a Dead Kennedys referral. I'd say reference, but I'm trying to express myself, and not get grossly misinterpreted by a nosey careless cunt with 0% heart or experience. People get pissed off, and pissed on. No services are good enough, unless you help them to help you, help yourself, and THEN YOU GET FUCKING BORED AND COME TO REALISATIONS OF YOUR OWN.




True love awaits. Boredom fascinates. Lies occur consistently. Not from "this" autistic cunt though. Any fellow members of the Neurodivergent community? Speak with me, and mistrust me. It's instinctual to defend yourself. But if a noise complaint causes someone to regress to the missing link... MISSING LINKS CAN ACTUALLY THROW A FUCKING PUNCH. AND I DO FUCKING MEAN THE SCIENTIFIC MISSING LINK. ASK IF YOU DON'T FUCKING GET IT. COMMON FUCKING DECENCY AND RESPECT. NOT MERE VIOLENCE. You mere and insincere: cunt.



I'm living good. I'm loving good. I just say when I feel vile, and move-on. As should humanity.


Taking self-defence classes. Not like a woman. More like the woman from, "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo", in my overcooked fucking stewing brain.


Nobody's fault. Nobody helps. But I've people who sincerely love me now, and I wouldn't ruin that for the world. The conditions break, from time to time, and love is a much greater law to abide by. That would mean the world is moreso designated to misinterpret me, to save Gov.Funding. Well... I'm LOVING all the PIP. DON'T STOP NOW, GOV.BABYBITCH


cHjEERS

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This is a ridiculous kind of seriously intentional rap. Sorry for being so confounding|confusing.

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NOT (as I'm aware due to being brought up in genuinely brighter times that still breed difficulty) to confuse you.


Hope y'all understand. I'm not simulating a black person, as I suspect quite strongly I'm not currently very black to a degree we can all trust (NOT LIKE THAT.),  and I'm certainly not contrasting anybody to make myself breathe more aligningly with myself, but... y'all is an American expression. And, as America is a technically thriving place that's relatively (\ /+-historically) RECENT, LET'S SAY... It's always attempted Multiculturalism. Time progresses.

Now that I'm freeing myself towards a lot of lucky optimism... I'm trying to offer the good experiences I believe in, to you all. And speak down to Evil... Making the Devil that may be within us all: ASHAMED. DONALD TRUMP IS QUITE HONESTLY, A MALIGNED WHITE-DEVIL. AND I LIKE SAYING THAT: I'M WHITE MOSTLY, AND TRYING TO WIN MULTICULTURAL FAVOUR. "but... Could just be for fucking listeners."


Too right it's fer ye.



Hope you're all lucky|unlucky enough to endure my irony, and my serious beliefs too.

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Old-school, and the Nua-Scoil need to learrn more doe (faoi láthair), I burn baby burn like disco-inferno. Burn slow like Irish potatoes. Now that I'm not getting high, it luckily makes much more sense, though.


There is good-faith, and bad-faith. Very similar to positive and negative discrimination. And... If it helps your COGNITIVE DIFFERENCES AND SPECIALITIES FUNCTION BETTER, PLEASE HAVE FAITH, AND CARRY ON LIVING. BROKEN YET GOOD PEOPLE ARE A STRONG COLLECTIVE FEELING.

DON'T GO MAD. LIKE SOME IRISHES (like me too). BE A CULTURED UTOPIA THAT IS BROKEN ENOUGH TO STILL PUT R. KELLY ON - MERELY FOR A FUCKING LAUGH, IF YOU'RE NOT OVERLY INDOCTRINATED IN FEARS, RATHER THAN RESPECT. however: understanding takes time. This developed. Not out-of-RKO.


Cheers, Fellas. And all else. All collecting individuals... You help, but.... hey. There's truth in a kind Irish soul who knows the good, and bad... Or, tries to. Try to understand me, as I understand we are all already multicultural.


The Africa you speak of, was a very, very, very, very, very, long time ago. I'm sure there's a cleverer way to put that... not wisened enough yet, by my knowledge. All influences help, if they are positive and sincerely more good than awfully flawed. If you have time, I'd really respect your pride. Not the shame. Well... That-too, eh?


FIERCELY LOGICAL TO BE DIAGNOSED LEGALLY: DO NOT GIVE UP ON YOUR BRAIN POWERS. My life is changeling, and I am getting more phrases. Tingaling.

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You don't have to agree...




I know that, "Art is subjective".



Some Art is out-right toss.



Hope you spuriously decide for yourselves, without even a direct message! Bollocks! Feck! Arse!




If you do get it, however... "your bird can sing, but I still won't fuck you."

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Just. Fucking. Focus.



Then. Fucking. Listen.








...please....

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Nobody's fault that we are all depressed.


I am genuinely sorry that anybody has been through what I have been through. You'd be looked at by those who have no experience, and that I do not wish that upon, as if they are mediators of my own doubts about life itself... Well: You have no decided quality, until something sincerely analyzed as, "Humankind", is believed to be seen within me.

Nobody cares.:


Some-fucking-times. I genuinely want to put a stop to it. If... you could hazard to attempt seeing that bond within a stranger, then you couldn't save a life... Don't patronise a strong ancestry. Don't feel the need to correct others who have been hurt. Don't insult their intelligence by misunderstanding their values, through as shite a perception as your own. As soon as I feel good, recently, I feel entirely alone as I've been motivated to feel, up until this point!

Tragedy is not enough to rest upon, and Comedy is a thin blue line between anger, and sadness.

If people want war... You won't find it here. Just a manically depressed, trigger depressed, bi-polar, and intelligent man, who does not need these thoughts. But, desires a serious change within the world as he sees it. I think within the regulations of others... I must tell you that you cannot correct my truly, and embodied pain. Nobody sees it. I just wish they did.


I've nobody, and that is feeling ever-unlikely to change.


I'll always love my entire family, and this note is just a bog-standard-note.


The poetry that crucifies my sense of self, admires much less than you realise.


Art is alive.


Many friends are already grieving.



Few good bonds are left for my romancing, solid, cold, soul.











However, I'd never give up if you showed me the pumpless-mass within your ribcage.




low self-esteem energy

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I did say, "ONE". Don't get greedy, now.

After a month-long hiatus, (due to deciding to relinquish any semblance of life in favour of smoking bud), WE. ARE. BACK.

In all honesty, less schizophrenic than before, but, still equally doting to the idea (spawned from great rappers) that schizophrenia is a positive, or at-the-very-least, an interesting element to someone's personality.

I thought I wouldn't talk again, and I was resided to a place within the depth of childhood, where I felt talking was useless, or unnecessary. However... no. I've satiated my social-anxiety, by showing up on-form. Thus, curing my Autism and simultaneous Mutism. (What use would mutism be, for an Autist, who thrives upon the spouting of utter bullshite, bollocks, and gob-shitery...? And contrarily to the amount of respect others have for politicians... What use would my therapy be, if I was self-satisfied at home. Smoking pots. Feeling braindead...). ANYWAY, enough depressing fucking rhetoric. Hope you enjoy this.

I AM OBLIGED TO SAY IT WAS A BLARST.

OBLIGATE YOURSELF TO ENJOY. Especially if you've been dreaming like I have... Much like women in the 90s who were more uptight as a standard of being downtrodden by misogyny (didn't even know how to spell that word just-then, so... Olly Woods: Friend of Women. You're welcome, you ungrateful bitches.), I didn't reach orgasm/could not concentrate hard-enough to... "completion". And, I'm a bit of a completionist, so... That was a damn-shame. Also, I'm gay-now. All confirmed by Reddit, Quora, and some other terrible website that should barely be trusted.

Hope all of you who feed my childhood symptomatic neglect are doing well.

Love you. And you're also gay-now, if you enjoyed reading that. AM NOT - DOUBLE PERSONAL PADLOCK JINX. Now you HAVE TO, be gay-now. Sore luck and etc., Pal.

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aN ADULT TWONK HAVING A ego wank


Not an ego death :D===========DDDmyownpenis



Reading...? Nobody does that within Porn anymore. They wank over others who they've invited into their homes, legally... VHS Porn was a bit like buying a Prostitute. however they are people too       NOT THE VHS, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

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Seriously, I can screenshot things, and editing skills are not a talent of mine... I wanna pause some days, and others, not...



"I'M NOT A FUCKING MACHINE"



pervert





(unless you don't stay to the end. Or the FULL STORY FROM THE GIFT STUD MYSELF. This waste of time has been... lame)

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Can't say it was never creepy, when I heard you through the walls. But I wasn't trying to, and that's very much why. Nobody may fight for someone who WAS flighty and defenceless due to trauma, but... hey. I'm less insecure on this side,



after time..... And to be honest:(;dumb) Luck.

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Hard enough to say, but... do NOT listen in an inflammatory way that avoids me being a Human-Being with thoughts and feelings, that deserve personal queries.


Do me the service of listening openly.

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If I meant I was genuinely him, I would've said his name. Not everybody thinks that they shall genuinely be legally threatened in the world...? SOME PEOPLE GREW UP AND REALISED LIFE IS HARD FOR US ALL, AND I MUST EXPRESS THAT I AM NOT RICH.

When people yell, however... What? You hiding something...? 

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Leave it out if you can't handle seriousness/confusion, and from what I remember... me shouting and being seriously, a little bit honestly insane. I vent at home, and can hopefully accept outsiders into bonding with someone who is artistically noting all the dishonesty: And just purely wanting more out of 

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A serious and poetic arc has become.


Before: Shite.




Soon, you may see. You may not, tbf. Fair.




Will go-on whether it's one man, or POSSIBLY EVEN MORE THAN THAT.

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Heart and soul,
I fell in love with you,
Heart and soul,
Just like a man can feel. Whoops. I'm a homo'.


Genuinely, but aside from things like that which are immaterial to a wider expanse of Social-acceptance: Fuck you if you can't hear how I think???? I'm not on a pedestal, so maybe you could not be dismayed by accepting me, with a load of classist, or homophobic airs themselves. You don't have to like everything that people of certain sexualities are known to like as individuals. sTUPID YET BOLD TO ASSUME THAT PHRASES HAVE A GOOD EFFECT ON PEOPLE, AS IF BEING GAY IS A FAD. It isn't, and I'm sure it's not going to be, once again. Soon as I ditch those folks who torment me about going for women, AND, men, in the past. The degrading worked, but hey. They wanted me. I thought it was cool until I got heavily patronised, and my life got complicated. Other things bother me. I'm not one note.

Just a slice of genuine sincerity, should be offered: This is how I try to make my Art... prideful, but not just gay. Lol. I take that as a very big joke as well, but I don't mean to disturb other's perspectives that are probably healthier than mine. That's just me. And, I've still no idea if anybody likes what I do, other than in real-life... And since getting the word out on the internet is what I'm driving for in a sense... TREAT IT LIKE DIRTY RADIO. ENJOY.

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Bollocks

But, honestly: Bollocks and bullshite to you all.

           I've understood where in which I fell to the path of the grey, but, in large to me having Social-Deaths/Living within my meansmentum/"Ah, I suppose it isn't All Bad.", I suppose it's been something to ponder, and whatever withering sentiments people have to propel who you are anywhere that you haven't solidified for your own means.

Or. Politely: Get fhhuuuuuHhcked, is an echo to life that has sailed through everybody's days, and sentiments, I'm sure. Harder to tempt in a (Fuck)Love-er. Harder to see where people are at, if they're feeling unweathered by tainting whoever, and whomever, they please, (supposedly).  Perhaps, and within-0-respecting-ways, I'm poetically speaking through the level of alcohol in my system.

Life occurs within a fucking bored glass of tonic, and then people/Folks, add their sprinkley fucking cunt gin intio a bit of fucking glassware, and ANYBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND, is supposed to gel with people, that, at a distance... I expect I would HATE to spend any amount of time-with.

Add it up. But, get fucked.

Over it, over and up with being an Average-Good Cardio-Levelled-Male-of: 20-29. I'm planting my newfoundland over somebody else's tummy. Not to be too innuendo-ridden... But, act as if you'd be a good shag, then you might accept notions to get fucked more often.

"what a bone-headed/autistic mistake",

Perhaps I'll understand social-cues, as indeed I fucking already do, ;

But, anyway. MORE power to you, if-anything. Bye, though.

Yeeeah.


Sorry about, that.

Aside: Fucking derilict building headed fuckwomps - What, mate? Didn't say a word.

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Kind of like Herbie's Magical Adventure or some shit like that. Total Herb.


Get it, though? It's like a misambiguation of a whole lot of culture by referencing a funk song as a white Irish person (habitually in England to be fair(to be sure)), especially in this day-and-age. Right? I mean... I'm not DJ Qualls or anything, but I'd say... Tone down the cultural appropriation. White boi. Ironically.

To be honest with you though, I've been taking these small statistics very seriously, and I'm glad you're here to hear me out - or gravely misinterpret what I say/persistently fail to understand my sense of humour/disagree frankly with me as a person. Fair play.

Glad I woke up on a Monday morning, and did this instead of dying inside  underneath striplights that shine more positivity on me than anybody I work with here... Ah, it's just my Kitchenette. And I complainy moany bitchy fucking gripe the whole way through this, with some dissatisfying pay-offs, indeed.

It's a very late podcast. I do indeed apologise.

My computer also cuts out minor seconds from some of my speech, so if it drops the ball, you may not have heard something correctly. Perhaps my balls were in your ears whilst I was keeping them bouncing in the air.

[THAT LAST BIT WAS ME TAKING A HINT OF DISMAY AND DEPRECATION TO MY OWN SENSE OF SELF - SUBSCRIBE] [not that bit in italics however. that was a separate pandering, lick.]

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Put it in a song... Alright?


ANYTIIIIIME.

Except if you're being outwardly rude without saying what you truly feel in an engaging manner. Then... Redacted.

Anytime.
[NOTE:;]
These Royalty Free Beats don't come cheap. I was wary that I'd be charged, under cloak&dagger. "free". I still spat some terriffic bars. Take that for a piss up the wall, after you go to the bank.. or whatever it is that you do.

Good, day!

P.s.:
Dear, Lord.

Somebody please make a beat to clearly align with this. I'd pay you to set a precedent for ME. (1st ep. ref.)

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Thought that mayhaps this could be a new name for a Broadcast? Even when it's about as broad as a Ham-radio with me at the steering wheel. I mean... I've never felt what it is to be depicted as creepy and lechy in terms of being a Lorry-driver. And that reputation is surely offensive... coupled with the, "I've never driven cross-country iced out of my atmoshperic coil with large-freight"-jokes... or the near discriminatory concern. Due to all that ice in your veins.

Today's episode is pretty mild. I'm wondering if I might work out some vague editing skills, I could cobbled together compilations of thoughts lost to a lack of delving into the moment. Pains me... but then-again, it is actually indeed hysteria when they're no-good too. I'm slightly gravy-bummed. Fire playlist I can't show you for copyright reasons.

More to come, I just need to Torily oust my neighbours. And work out what that expression means. Oust is just what Posh people in Britain buy...? Who-knows. You WON'T find that here. 

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I'm never going to dance again, wailing, taking,: some more rhythm.
Nary shall I dance again... because sometimes in lower moments I feel if I were that bad, you would've broke my legs. NOT to plant any seeds... The internet is crazy.

It's all an act, and a viscious cycle. Who knows what flows from a bored and conscious mind of dramatism, and poignancy. Or... Boyne... Boy... Nancy.... (say it phonetically? was that a poetic technique? Or am I going maduntal? Overdramflapperiffic??? SAY THAT IT IS SO.)



nary may I write to whom it may concern, breaching my poorly concieved thought clouds (of varying smells), BUT THIS TIME IT IS SERIOUS. STOP WHAT IT IS THAT YOU ARE DOING.

"I CRAAAAAAYYYYVE ATTENTION"  - 2013.

A quotem. Lost. To the scrotum.

I'm afraid I've too much to lose.

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Much like living with my parents again... NOBODY UNDERSTANDS MEEEEE!

wHITEY'S ON THE RAG AGAIN, AND HE'S back.

Higher intentions within life's bounty entails the true beauty of your soul.

Systems don't make you a worthy person.

Personality reigns and speaks truth.

But then again, that genuinely sounds like a fucking Cultist wrote it.

I'm not crazy. I'm just furiously Liberal.

It's not as if anybody wants to recreate any drama that goes on within our Hive-mind... GIMME THE HONEY, MUMMYYYY. ("-Honey Monster"). Wouldn't really be the glorious pun that you felt it had been... HAD, people been pedantically observational enough to realise, and convert, "Show me the Money, Honey.", to it's logical parallel, if you go by switching the 'H' & 'M' around first, and then double back, after retrospectively remembering about, "Show me the Money, Honey.", being the actual phrase. Wherein, it made me think about:(;) "Why for exactamundo: would you be saying that, to your Freudian Mummy?(?)".



Thanks to all my Ballas, Thugs, and Gs. I truly owe everything in my protest to more indentured races, offering beauty to a world that feels unempowered by separation, far too much. There is light within us all, and our interpretation is within us to percieve its true beauty. I for one: Trust that many people do.

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THAT Neamhchiontach Podcast #7

I'm not one to blow my own fecking horn or anything at least wherever appropriate, as my solemn duty to afflicted lives I've been touched by, and feel I can relate to.

Plus, to be transparently honest (which might be smart, and might not be) I already blew off exercising, recording this tripe.

However, Comedy aside, I would expect you've heard/seen/got better Comedy you could be enjoying, so why not just fuck off...? The disengaging stares of strangers, become the faces of those you can claim to personably understand, and light pours solely from your own blood/pores/holes. I know. I just don't ever feel I've agreed upon impressing people in their own way, who display 0 love, respect, OR knowledge of who you are, what you do, and how long you might listen before you FUCKING LAUGH.




tHANKYOU eVERYBODY, fRONT loVE tO THOSE WHO DESIRE IT.       (MIGHT DELETE THAT BIT LATER ON. IT HAS NEVER BEEN FUNNY TO RECIEVE NONSENSE jumbled letter texts TEXTS FROM LOVED ONES WHEN THEY'RE PISSED. THAT'S SERIOUS. Unless it's your Mate, who's also a "bloke". (I'm not being like Tate'ey there... swallow your vomit. To be fair, though... I'd be sick. Let it drop...? What's more kind, and... 'side-on'...? (not like fucking from't side, just offensively attacking sincerely damaged righteous views, set by an egreigiously unscrupulous, dumb-cock, intelligently-sociopathic, agenda-drivenly, evil, narcissist... that'd be pretty 'limp', to act-out, with any amount of money... I'd never be proud of THAT LIMP CUNT('C' was used in irony there) *sweats*)  More like... Make sure you look after loved ones with concern: regardless of gender. Etc. Because it's so hard to appear concisely innoffensive, and you wouldn't read the News, eh...?)

Getting overstimulated now. But I'm not yet entirely disgraced by my words, via how I present myself. Not. Yet. 

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Still embarrassed about last week's reflections, as it was an honest first-attempt from TONNES of wanks ago (just emphatically, and of quantity (not of like that)), after loathing those in their abodes/Mum's, on a Gaming chair, setting the world to rights... If anything truly is oversaturated, that I do need to consider... That purely just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Thought I might say. It's all about whynae. Whiney as feck.

Let's just cut-out all the chatting, fear, hatred, rejection, and lack of feasible time we have to offer, and get into it, Right?

I'm sure you've never heard of how patronising it gets, being pampered by people's best & most entertaining sides. I'm honestly just like you. I break my eggs, one nut at a time. Meaning, I, unlike others, manage to crack a Woman's egg, be it that I see it fit, not to impregnate her, within my warm suffering bath.

Hope all is well, ard mo Podcast is doing horriffic numbers. I thought I'd get unreasonably spooky, and erratic in portraying myself to others.

I WILL LITERALLY NEVER FORGET ALL OF YOU NON-PODDY LISTENERS. YOU'RE ALL FULL OF BOLLOCKS, WITH SHITE DISPENSERIES, BETTER QUALIFIED TO BE COMING UP WITH A SHIT-LIST. BUT WE SAY, "SHITE", (BE IT THAT WE MUST SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE): IN IRELAND. tHERE, SO.

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Hello there, everybody. Or... Inevitable nobody, for somebody we do not know, like, understand, respect, or feel like oxygenating in discussion.

                                                                         Unless...?


Here's something potentially not-funny, grindingly moist, and yet gritty as chewable tarmac. I find my intentions thrilling, personally! I was on a thrill-ride-high-of-fantastical-and-immeasurable-to-others', pleasurable, honey-flavoured suffering.  And If I am to entertain others... I'm allowing them to seek some fucking awful godawful cursed auditory imagery, of a man who is lonely enough to reeeally scrape the barrel of his last bit of wages. Bored. Working at M&S. As a Poor and overaged, Temporary Gobshite (I was brilliant, I've just lost hope in getting Bollocked from the Job... 6-stretch, 'n'all.) 

The flavour of my month back then was probably, how sexy some older women treated me. Honesty. I need these dribs and drabs. Without that... My Cock stops fucking trying.

Scraping money together for a Brass instead, these days. That's Cockney-Rhyming-Slang for, "A Girl of Class".

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(")Today's Podcast covers themes of hating how the elusive way of Art-Forms seem to be pathetically captured by the insufferable grief commercialism offers to, US ALL.(")

Aside from that, I'll just use this an opportunity to ay, that if I were getting any attention that I truly believe felt me worthwhile in pursuing, then I'd genuinely explain a lot of my woeful fucking thoughts and feelings.... But, to be honest, I've been fucked-off all-week. Not like that. I've had some wonderful moments admiring my own genitals, ETC.

Just being comically-over-the-line...





*Autistically *Schizophrenically *ETC.




Just... fuck off.









Actually, have a nice time. It's been going alright, but there is no quick-fix to being self&raised neglectfully.



AND I DO INDEED MEAN IT ABOUT INVESTIGATING WHAT THE FUCK THAT NEW CULT IS IN MY TOWN. Anyway. Just listen, yer daft soft knob.

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Realistically, I believe in myself. However, all the admin and engaged discussion that needs air, gets suffocated, this way. That's how it is.

I love people who can destroy me past my genuine emotions, because self-defence is adament and active.. Well, that's almost exactly the point where I forgot about Better Help. Remembered Icare more than any cunt about my life. Not adverts. Not Politics.

Boiling over.

Sincerity doesn't share individuality... it gets on with it. Right!?!? tHAT'S WHAT YEW-TREE TAUGHT ME, ANYFUCKINGWAY. Too over-done and over-cooked. IT'S A THOUGHT YOU FUCKING FUCK. CAN'T OVERCOOK THE FUCKING CUNT.

Genuinely sorry if this offends and veers off-topic. I was going crazy during the documentary, but cared more about feeling-it. But, thanks Channel 4's UNTOLD: I don't trust my therapist. It was fucked to experience healthy thought, coupled with bad therapists.

ANOTHER FAIR NOTICE THAT BETTERHELP IS UNETHICAL. IT IS UNETHICAL.


If only others were more for others, within a Capitalist society.

https://youtu.be/LEajfIabv6s?si=fLcIwEJ5RQs4eCKd

I love WKUK, however they are individuals who satisfy thinking-individuals. Hopefully, this Art bloody takes effect, soon. I'm worried I'm getting too-high. 

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."

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Sorry to anybody who does flatly and directly enjoy Oliver Tree. I get what he was trying to say by dressing like that. "I would certainly like a bit more attention, as an ugly f*cker.", and, quite equally... Me. Too. (not like that, it's unintentional to be brought up initially, and genuinely in bad taste when people demonstrate an apparent lack of Heart for Morality as a Human-Ideal.)

I'd just like to say, I felt like adding more content to my wee-doom-shelter. I save my work, and work on routines a lot, like many aspiring, and flourishing Comedians and Comediennes (as if anybody says that). I do attempt Originality, as I have persevered with this, Even though when I was 15, my friend Alan made jokes that he was definitely repeating, after viewing different forms of media. Honestly. I wouldn't need to be on a Comedy Circuit, within an Industrialised mindset, to know that people have almost always stolen original things I say. But I cook them, and I'm inspired elsewhere, as well as living my life! Can't deny I may be in Poor-Taste, but taste is not a definition of my character that I will lie-down for. I've good taste, a romantic air of passion about me, and I'm young. Won't be told flatly, that I'm shite.

That shouldn't be the Irish way. Haha.

Emotions, Thoughts, Feelings-To-Share. Many Minds don't compare, but we are all Rats, and made to share. Never feel silenced, and made unaware. Cheers, lol. Drama, lol.

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Once again, and just.. as I have been talking to myself for a number of years now, I felt like sharing some Soul with you all. Deep from the heart of... The Midlands of B-U-T, I represent the heart and the mind of a fiend for attention, but overall, I believe, not a bad guy. It may be, that you're tired of unoriginality, or recycled Humour that you feel doesn't deserve the Oxygen, people waste, doing Corporate PODCASTS. IS NOTHING IN BRITAIN SAFE FROM HELLOFRESH?!?! Advertising that upsets the Unemployed (perhaps it IS me) Mind. I am. I got rid of the Apron I got from Door-to-Door Sales.

Anyway.

This week is all about beginning something I've meant to, and got Material from, for years and years. Depression is rough, and I needn't list my ailments, as I literally earn, No money. Sounds like it's my f*cking fault, doesn't it? 

We could have our own opinions... If that got us anywhere. Right, DAD?!?!?! 

Anyway. 

Not..., "let's go"..., but... Yeah.

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Just to be CLEAR (CLARITY, however, NOT LIKE FINISH DOES FOR YOUR DISHWASHER): Please think before expecting violence solves anything... Watch, "A History of Violence", but, with no distractions, or people of different mindsets trying to jilt your viewing... The message at least is fantastic and very thoughtful as story-telling, soooo... It doesn't make you fantastic to handle life this way, but, almost: VERY BLOODY NAIVE OF ME TO EXPECT THIS MAY ALTER YOUR EXPERIENCE OF DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO ALLOW YOU TO BE HARMED... I'm just very much under the impression, that, fire fighting fire, does only seek to destroy all of the life that we deserve to have, AS HUMAN BEINGS! WHATEVER YOUR DIFFERENCES. VERY SIMILARLY, WE ARE ALL HUMAN BEINGS, yet sadly, we are all often conflicted by people with different values. Very much so, it's often airs that people try to control you with. Best to be kind, sincere, and thoughtful to those who seem plenty more to understand than how you are.

Having faith in others is not a bad thing. And I'm not just saying that in my defence...

It's all designed to be entertainment, but, I've always loved people trusting others with good messages to interpret, or, just listen to. Apologies if it's a difficult listen! Sincerely!

Still... Not a good (it is good, just not AMAZING for my comedic-charisma, but, still, "good", to offer) look for all the coming-off-like-a-right-bugger style, I seem to portray... I lose friends in real-life for being misunderstood, so, perhaps it helps to be related to. GENUINELY NO-PRESSURE, hahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhahahahaahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahhapleaselaughhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha.

I know, I flips styles. Thanks, Guys.

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Was going to put a, "x", after the episode title, but wasn't sure whether that would be a step too far, these days. Please be ensured: NOBODY, is entitled to kiss me. It's just a niceity that many of us add on to text messages, when we struggle for bonds past those we know. It's a scary and Fearmongering kind of world these days.

Perhaps you expect I get my jollies off of being an absolute tossing-pr(w)anker. I mean no-offence, but I feel this attempt at a podcast is:
1.) Unnecessary.
2.) Sad.
3.) Lovely.
4.) Complex.
5.) Very stupid and classically-"thick", by English colloquial standards.
6.) It's not the 90s, but nobody is my age on this phone-line... Not sure why I expected otherwise...



9.) Just really what it says on the box: Confounding, plump, deep, wet, and pumplexing.



I know... P-E-R-P-L-E-X-I-N-G.

I feel it's not too out-of-my-remit to say: a dis one is a obsolete, BANGARRR.


Have fun. More SadLines, soon. (THOUGH NOBODY REQUESTED THEM. RAIN, SLEET, OR LOVELY-WEATHER-WE-ARE-HAVING.)

This one cost about £10 in credit, however... Don't want it reimbursing, that much is on me, but... Still. Still rather mental, indeed. ENJOY

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That is genuinely a tattoo I would never be ashamed to see, as an empath. But, after dealing with suicidal thoughts scientifically, socially, compassionately, and with integrity... I am willing to spare my dignity. In the name of entertainment value. At least value it at an honest estimation. "As I can fecking monetise it eventually" : Shows an honest lack of integrity. Rhymes keep coming off like a defence-mechanism of an indentured mainly-identifying-as: IRISH PERSON, with plenty more, after I spit in a cup, Like Ancestry.com's Government-whore.

"Humour does not desire wilfull ignorance. It offers it, and does not expect you to see the tragedy. We are all working at different levels as individuals. I'm personally not selfish enough to hope anybody leaves. But I outstay conditional-love when I need to." -Me.


'Stretch out an' wait - The Smiths' ; If anybody is there to be misinterpreted by people who are not doing enough, themselves... It is Morrissey. A suicide-prevention advocate of the '80s. Wish The Smiths were back together...? (I hope you do. It's my podcast. Many Artists like this Artist. Most Artists struggle with their own depression.) WISH, yet it will not re-structure flawed Artistic identity and integrity of the time... For me ; The best I can hope for, is that many people understand/try to understand another wilfully isolated individual's struggle.

Over-shares are for Mental Health Support lines... I'll use them with, or without you all. ;

Might just outstay my welcome. Windingly dignified...? THAT WOULDN'T BE COMEDY, LET ALONE FUCKING CRICKET, YOU COCKNEY FACKS(!)




Penis. Bollocks. Love. Strength. Integrity. Wee bit of necessary hatred...? Well I'm not dumb, dumb-founded, but I am a British Wordsmith, living in what we hope to call, "A progressive Society.". 

"I continue to wish for it to be proven, to me." -Me.

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HOWEVER (SINCERELY, STIW (SORRY, SINCERELY(since I'm not a lying tory fuckwit, just an honest-hard-working-one...(?)) FOR THAT COLLOQUIAL DIG, AS I MENTION IN THE PODDY, I RECKON YOU'RE, 'WELL SMART' (not a direct quote), AND DANGEROUS, AND CLEVER COMPARED TO TORIES, yet: (un/)certainly(certi..? too far-right...? JOKE: HATE TATE. DEEEEPLY FAM'.) not inhuman enough not to have a sense of humour...? Love to anybody struggling, I'd say everybody needs it when we are!)

[Over-priveliged Tories may want to strap-on a proper low-class set of bollocks for this one. Try as they might, they'd be better off buying a set for their rounded SUV's bumper.] Certainly goes for most o' the cunts at my High school. WATCHDOG RECOMMENDS IN AN OVERTLY SUGGESTIVE MANNER, THAT SOME EX-JT CLASSMATES OF MINE TOOK LEEDS '15 (correction from the talky-talk) TOO SERIOUSLY/possibly thought of me as a fictional character, but, I may be risking too much trauma]): You may be too confused by stylistic choices, but I'm fishing for toooooooo fuuuhhucking muuuuuuuuuuuch. *Likened to near every fucker currently on the internet nowadays... dae nae treed aen mae (that's scottish: for any americans.)*.

FUCK ME, I'm enjoying my Sunday/Monday rambles... stinking with rage/autism-outbursts that I'm making up for in retrospect... Like distant lovers, "making up for lost time": I'm piss-cunting-bastard-lovely.

Well... CATCH YOUR MONOCLE NOW, bit like that old Peter Kay joke about the hob-nob falling into his cup in slow-motion: for any of you dirty-slutty-Mummy-Tories. Why apologise for Political discourse in 2024...(? FUCKING RHETORICAL, THAT IS WHY/NEEDLESS TO SAY AND STILL SAID BY AN IRISH-FOOL).

Enough incredibly genuine distractions, now... All I meant to say was, that I'm proud enough to say, you may stick around for the feckfest. Sorry if I repeat myself, but I AM INDEED STIW SOBER. Just kind of hard w/o a lil' Jamie of my own (IJ). MM&I(aye, me knab.)

Last page, is not the full-read. Test my length... you may like it. Up to you, AND ME.

Always welcoming more to my oddly-pictured e-mail address. Stay lovely, not fucking prick, pleeeeease xxxxx <3 (like the Truman Show News sign-off).

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I know it isn't appropriate/overly-wise/not-risky to piss off charming-date-rapists such as Dapper Laurghs, but since I'm part-Cockney... I feel I've got a reverse-racism-esque right to.

"Xharming" fucking Bully...

Just as a very personal and intimate note to my ex-HEADTEACHER, it really genuinely and sincerely helped me, for you to tell my parent that you see that I'm a, "Lad", as well as clearly in reciept of intelligence. Looking back... That charming exchange really helped me grow as a person, and I'm very grateful. A lot about my old High-School changed hands very quickly, but you inspire me, through aligning and seeking greatness out of very "underwhelming"(at times) "results", from me. You're a, "Good Cop", to me, R.

As Tupac said..., "DON'T GET IT TWISTED", "BITCH".


And as many Artists in reciept of great intelligence, and in pursuit of greatness say... "Don't show off so fucking much, and do your fucking work, you stupid fucking knobhead, YOU'VE GOT YOUR FUCKING EXAMS COMING UP, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!???? (*CAN'T TECHNICALLY REMEMBER IF THAT'S TRUE FOR YOUR CLASS, i AM OVERWORKED AND UNDERFUNDED*)".



Perhaps... t'weren't money, she t'were t'wafter... t'were twat. (A persona, that needs encouragement, love... AND PUSSY AND DICK, BUT I'D SETTLE FOR PUSSY SINCE I'VE ALREADY GOT A COCK, AND I'VE PRACTICE WITH PUSSY/PUSSY-PRACTICE (you'd generally hope at 27).)

Goodbye, AND, in any capacity: Thankyou sincerely, I'm grateful for the supportive intent, but Human-Connection is a tricky-fucker to get into bed... so-to-speak. Soooooo = 2 slep.

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