This time the horror is a lamp. And maybe a cat?

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Here's how my mom and dad fell back in love after my dad bought a haunted house that killed me and then exploded.

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We're on the second movie and already deeply upset. The Montellis (not the Lutzes) move into 112 Ocean Avenue, and things go down hill quickly (both for the Montellis and for the viewer).

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The movie that started all. Josh Brolin and Margot Kidder run afoul of priests, pigs and the paranormal. 

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In this introduction to the Amityville series, Caroline schools Alex about the real life history of the DeFeo family killings, as well as the subsequent "haunting" of the Lutz family. 

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Look, Caroline wants to fuck the lamp. I'm no happier about this than you are. 

In this week's movie, a bunch of annoying Canadians go to a house that has nothing to do with the Amityville house, never utter the word Amityville and infuriate the shit out of Alex and Caroline for 90 minutes. To be clear, this episode of the podcast is a banger. But the movie is terrible.

As of this writing, The Amityville Curse is not streaming anywhere, unless you count this 480p version on YouTube with Croatian subtitles. But But of all the films in the series you could possibly skip, this is the one. This movie is not even so bad it's good. 

And fuck Marvin.

The horror is a sexy clock now, and it can turn you into a baby. Frankly, that's none of my business.

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TW: Suicide

Amityville is a mirror now, I guess. And like in LA? It’s somewhere, but it ain’t amityville. But there's a guy named Keyes Terry. Oh and Locke from Lost is here.

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We have reached the indie Amityville movies, and woof -- what a flick to start off with. Join us as not much happens for 90 minutes in this "extream" found footage horror movie. There is a guy named Cut in here though. And a kid named Donny Reddit. Whatever.

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I thought we just did this movie like 10 movies ago. Oh this time though Ryan Reynolds is acting his butt off. And his shirt off. Like his shirt is off for this entire movie.  

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This week we watch a documentary about Danny Lutz, son of Amityville haunting victim George Lutz, about his experiences growing up in a haunted house. Honestly this one might more harrowing than all the movies we've watched up until this point. 

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This one is set in the desert for some reason and has nothing to do with Amityville as far as we can tell, but there's spiders, wasps, rats zombie dads, and reused props from other movies Alex has seen. 

Oh and incest. There's more incest.  

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