Liam went to Big Bear for the weekend so that left Will all alone in their apartment, and you don’t want to know what happens when Will is left alone for long periods of time. Or maybe you do… SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Download the BETMGM app and use bonus code “AFPOD” and you will get up to a $1500 First Bet Offer on your first wager! Head to hims.com/friday for personalized hair loss treatment options! HEAD TO https://rikispirits.com/ TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET RIKI NEAR YOU. FOLLOW @FRIDAY.BEERS AND @RIKISPIRITS TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH UPCOMING RIKI CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH OF ONLINE THERAPY WITH CODE “BEERS” (00:33) Scavengers Reign (04:54) Bioluminescence (09:04) Peanut the Squirrel (18:25) 3 Body Problem (24:03) Cracker of the Week (29:09) COTW: Kodak Black (36:22) Will Was Almost In The Coastguard (44:58) Binder Blast (48:21) Grapes of Wrath (49:59) Liam's Movie Marathon (56:55) Liam’s Character (1:06:10) Liam's Cracker Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It isn't an Almost Friday episode without telling weird *Rideshare* stories, so we're back in Emily's apartment today with a CRAZY new one. The new Survivor season is heating up and Emily does a Britney Spears impression that sends the boys into a karaoke session. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: FIND OUT WHERE TO GET FIREBALL NEAR YOU, THE PERFECT SHOT FOR GAME DAY! https://www.fireballwhisky.com/shop-fireball-online.html USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 30% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.cbdmd.com/ Download the BETMGM app and use bonus code “AFPOD” and you will get up to a $1500 First Bet Offer on your first wager! Try Every Man Jack today https://www.everymanjack.com/discount/FRIDAY for 25% off your first order. Timestamps: (00:00) Intro (00:04) Oarfish (02:03) CP at TCU (04:58) Jamaican Uber Driver (06:25) Will’s Strange Rideshare Experience (14:56) Tanner Ross Gregory (17:19) Yom Kippur (19:57) Nope (23:31) Gone Fishing (28:20) Cracker of the Week (35:06) Emily’s Britney Spears Impression (41:46) Karaoke Time (50:27) Survivor (55:00) Nightmare Proposal Situation (1:02:23) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tanner Petulla AKA Terror Reid AKA Getter joins the pod and the boys talk all things music, crazy drug experiences, and Will shares a daunting story from the weirdest Uber driver ever. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! https://apps.apple.com/us/app/cash-app/id711923939 SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 30% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.cbdmd.com/ HEAD TO https://rikispirits.com/ TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET RIKI NEAR YOU. FOLLOW @FRIDAY.BEERS AND @RIKISPIRITS TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH UPCOMING RIKI CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code FRIDAY at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/FRIDAY #chubbiespod (03:07) Becoming Friends With Oliver Tree (09:21) Horror Movies (14:38) Skits in Music Albums (18:56) I Think You Should Leave (24:26) Uber Driver From Hell (39:09) Would Terror Reid Dabble In Standup? (49:29) Best Venues (58:47) Skrillex (1:07:25) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode, Liam tries to convince us that giants are real, Will takes his belly out, and Emily wants to go on Love Island. Liam NUKED Will with a fart MID AUDITION?! Disgusting. Watch the full ep to find out more👀 PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! https://apps.apple.com/us/app/cash-app/id711923939 SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” GET FREE BREAKFAST FOR LIFE AT HELLOFRESH.COM/FREEALMOSTFRIDAY USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 30% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.cbdmd.com/ (06:45) Will Was BANNED From The Simpsons (13:54) RFK Admits To WHAT?! (19:51) Liam’s New Interest In Giants (27:53) The Pyramids (35:32) Emily On Reality TV (41:45) Cracker of the Week (46:13) Poop And Fart Stories (54:27) More Crunters (59:30) Liam Farted In The Middle Of An Audition (1:03:14) Belly Buzzer (1:07:33) Guided Meditation Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are joined by comedian legend Casey Rocket. The boys chat about their best school scandals, Casey’s experience in military school, and what it was like living out of his car. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances!  FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO https://rikispirits.com/ TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET RIKI NEAR YOU. FOLLOW @FRIDAY.BEERS AND @RIKISPIRITS TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH UPCOMING RIKI CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS. USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 30% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.cbdmd.com/ (04:45) Kicked Out Of School (09:53) Military School (18:48) Elon Musk’s Son Is Dead?! (20:23) Cybertrucks (26:00) Pop Warner (27:44) School Scandals (33:56) Wong Wopa Sa Ki (39:47) Casey Brought Gifts (43:01) Florida Man Game (45:06) Cracker of the Week (52:28) Will’s Bad Standup Fetish (56:48) Living In Your Car (1:02:43) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode of the Almost Friday Podcast, we’re thrilled to have Patrick Warburton and Dylan Sprouse from the movie The Duel. How high is Patick's highest note? Will Dylan and Cole Sprouse team up for another acting role? Does Dylan want kids soon? Don't miss this exclusive episode where Patrick Warburton and Dylan Sprouse share personal stories, industry insights, and a lot of laughs—all while enjoying Dylan's homemade mead. 🍯 THE DUEL IS IN THEATERS JULY 31! More info: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt26546715/ PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! FLASH SALE HAPPENING NOW: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW THE DUEL'S SOCIALS: https://www.instagram.com/theduelmovie/ DYLAN: https://www.instagram.com/dylansprouse/ PATRICK: https://www.instagram.com/paddywarbucks/ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code FRIDAY at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/FRIDAY #chubbiespod Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code FRIDAY at checkout--just pay $5 shipping at https://bluechew.com/ (00:58) Will’s Reading (02:24) Fortnite Cybertruck (09:05) Twisters Movie (14:38) Zyns and Cigs (19:59) Ripping Dab Pens On Screen (22:18) Dylan Makes Mead (26:32) Moonshine (30:43) Bad Edible Experiences (37:28) Indy 500: Grand Marshal (39:20) National Anthem Fail (45:21) Patrick’s Voice Range (48:51) First Concerts (57:47) Patrick On Live Action Movies (1:03:09) Twin Fights (1:10:25) Twin Acting Roles (1:13:41) Characters (1:17:47) Flash Sale   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tump got SHOT, the boys saw Long Legs, and Emily got pranked with Nicholas Cage photos. New segment alert!!! The guys make Emily do more impressions. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! https://apps.apple.com/us/app/cash-app/id711923939 SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO https://rikispirits.com/ TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET RIKI NEAR YOU. FOLLOW @FRIDAY.BEERS AND @RIKISPIRITS TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH UPCOMING RIKI CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS. Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code FRIDAY at checkout--just pay $5 shipping at https://bluechew.com/ GET 10% OFF YOUR FIRST BIDET AT https://hellotushy.com/ WITH CODE "FRIDAY" (00:44) Tump (06:03) JD Vance (12:27) New Impression Segment (15:56) Nostalgia (17:27) Long Legs (29:22) Tickled (42:37) Cracker of the Week (57:22) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Liam go through some of their doppelgängers and Emily shares her new knowledge on the Karen Read Murder Trial. Then we are joined by comedian and “Divorced Dads” inventor Graeme Barrett. We unbox some cards, discuss the lore of a man’s yearbook message, and send everyone off with a guided meditation. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO https://rikispirits.com/ TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET RIKI NEAR YOU. FOLLOW @FRIDAY.BEERS AND @RIKISPIRITS TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH UPCOMING RIKI CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code FRIDAY at checkout--just pay $5 shipping at https://bluechew.com/ DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” (02:34) Gypsy Rose Breaking News (03:20) Will & Liam Lookalikes (06:30) Get Ready With Emily (11:46) Karen Read Murder Trial (19:32) Graeme Barrett (23:12) Graeme’s Dad Built A Plane (26:54) Divorced Dads Unboxing (35:30) Cracker of the Week (53:45) Characters (1:24:04) Guided Meditation Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy 4th 🇺🇸 Sorry for a short one- it's a holiday, give us a break. The boys talk self-help books, badminton being a dangerous sport, and what time of day is most appropriate to have a freak out. Love you, man. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! https://apps.apple.com/us/app/cash-app/id711923939 SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code FRIDAY at checkout--just pay $5 shipping at https://bluechew.com/ USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.manscaped.com/ (04:55) Freak Outs (18:29) Self Help (22:55) Tonsillectomies (30:43) Cookie Filters? (33:29) Cracker of the Week (47:22) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re joined by comedian and host of Son of a Boy Dad Podcast, Lil Sasquatch. Liam pretends to like sports, Will shares the World of T Shirts lore, and Lil Sas’ biggest hater confronts him.   PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances!   SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW SAS: https://www.instagram.com/lilsasquatch666/?hl=en   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GO TO https://thefocusfuel.com/ AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 10% OFF YOUR FOCUS FUEL ORDER Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code FRIDAY at checkout--just pay $5 shipping at https://bluechew.com/   (02:42) NBA Finals (01:12) Age Is Just A Number (08:20) High School Lax (10:57) Banned From Youth Hockey (15:17) Was Helen Keller Real? (24:45) World of T Shirts Lore (31:05) Cracker of the Week (36:26) Guy Wants To Fight Sas (48:27) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Celtics won the NBA Finals and Gus is not happy. Comedian Noel Miller joins the pod and the boys chat about street fights, losing fingers, and what it was like growing up in Catholic households. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances!  SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW NOEL: https://www.instagram.com/thenoelmiller/ NOEL'S TOUR DATES: https://www.noelmillerlive.com/ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: DOWNLOAD THE TICKPICK APP AND USE CODE 'FRIDAY' FOR $10 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OVER $99 Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code FRIDAY at checkout--just pay $5 shipping at https://bluechew.com/ Guy Loses Finger While Go Karting Guy Loses Pinky In Shark's Mouth Chapters: (00:29) NBA Champions (07:12) Liam Almost Got Human Trafficked (13:59) Emily Ran Into Blake Griffin (20:40) Noel Miller Joins The Pod (23:50) Losing Fingers (26:13) UFC Fighting (32:52) Street Fights (37:07) Noel in High School (42:58) Growing Up Religious (49:32) Catholic vs. Protestant Gangs (54:06) Cracker of the Week (1:13:38) Characters   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will is NOT happy that the Mavs lost. The boys chat about jury duty, sentencing a man to life in prison, and all things video games including Christian McAffrey's Madden cover. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GO TO https://thefocusfuel.com/ AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 10% OFF YOUR ORDER USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.manscaped.com/  Refine your style with @cutsclothing and get 20% off with code [FRIDAY] at cutsclothing.com/FRIDAY! #cutspartner (06:39) Microplastics in Semen (13:31) Will's First Time At The Comedy Store (17:16) Celtics vs Mavs (22:34) Future (24:58) Video Games (34:30) Smiling Friends (34:30) Specials to Watch (37:04) Will's Friend is Sentencing a Man To Life in Prison (40:40) Jury Duty (43:10) Cracker of the Week (49:43) Characters (1:04:00) Will's Dream Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys are posted up at Willy D’s apartment, so it only made sense to let him join in on today’s pod. The guys touch on Hurricane Milton, World of T Shirts, and very important P Diddy Updates. It’ll all make sense when you watch the movie, The Heat (1995). SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Use code FRIDAY10 for 10% off tickets on SeatGeek (up to $20 off).  https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/FRIDAY10 DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH OF ONLINE THERAPY WITH CODE “BEERS” Download the BETMGM app and use bonus code “AFPOD” and you will get up to a $1500 First Bet Offer on your first wager! HEAD TO https://rikispirits.com/ TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET RIKI NEAR YOU. FOLLOW @FRIDAY.BEERS AND @RIKISPIRITS TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH UPCOMING RIKI CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS Timestamps: (01:38) Running to Playboy Magazines (02:31) Cha Cha Guy Update (05:58) Book of Body Slams (08:29) Athens Georgia (15:44) COTW (17:56) World of T Shirts/Mr Based (24:21) Airport Fuckups (28:57) COTW: Willy’s Crunter (34:55) Expensive Pants (40:12) Tanner Ross Gregory (42:10) P Diddy Updates (42:57) Eminem’s Song Lyrics About Diddy (47:42) Canvassing for Kamala (52:49) Sewer Explosion in China (54:57) Bad Nicknames (1:04:41) Hurricanes Milton & Helene Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Emily are sick and Liam made out with Will’s dog.   SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GO TO https://liquiddeath.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY TO CHECK OUT ALL THEIR HEALTHY, INFINITELY RECYCLABLE BEVERAGES AND FIND YOUR CLOSEST RETAILER DOWNLOAD THE TICKPICK APP AND USE CODE 'FRIDAY' FOR $10 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OVER $99 DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS”   (04:03) Liam Dogsat For Will (09:35) Oil Rigs (14:02) Will’s Nightmares (18:50) ADHD Drugs (21:53) Smiley Friends (25:33) Cracker of the Week (41:53) Celtics Vs Mavs (48:59) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lots of characters, lots of crackers, and lots of Luke Null. Luke tells a very disgusting tale of an experience he had at Chuck E Cheese as a child and Liam throws poop on Will. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW LUKE: https://www.instagram.com/luke_null/?hl=en SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GO TO https://thefocusfuel.com/  AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 10% OFF YOUR ORDER USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.manscaped.com/ DOWNLOAD THE YOTTA APP OR HEAD TO https://www.withyotta.com/ AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR A FREE BONUS TODAY! (00:55) Jason Voorheen (05:32) The Mullet Doctor (08:02) RFK (14:08) Challengers (18:15) J-ing Off While Driving (25:24) Cracker of the Week (39:24) He Thought This Was Cheese (50:00) More Crackers (53:38) The Cringe Debate (56:17) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are joined by the one and only Veronika Slowikowska (@veronika_iscool) and Kyle Chase (@kylefornow) of the Nevermind Podcast. Look forward to lots of Survivor talk and characters on this episode. And of course, puking in our mouths. Follow Veronika: https://www.instagram.com/veronika_iscool/?hl=en Follow Kyle: https://www.instagram.com/kylefornow/?hl=en Their Podcast:  https://open.spotify.com/show/5WISI9wKh6W36bvcHnHlbt? FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod CHECK OUT VANKA HOURS WITH GEUNTHER STEINER: https://open.spotify.com/show/3AQS9qSsPgqNY3b8hrvyHT?si=111a32dbf6e9473a SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO finalbosssour.com/friday AND GET A FREE BOX OF SOUR CRANBERRIES WITH YOUR FIRST PURCHASE!   (00:45) First Time Meeting (03:23) Alo Gym Lore (10:49) How Veronika and Kyle Met (19:01) Dimes Square (26:16) Holding in Puke (31:22) Street Cars (35:13) Cracker of the Week (50:18) Breathing and Meditation (55:14) Characters (1:00:43) Survivor (1:02:10) More Characters (1:07:38) More Survivor (1:17:26) More Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily has a bone to pick about Will and Liam's rude behavior at Tim Robinson's "I Think You Should Leave" Live Show. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: DOWNLOAD THE TICKPICK APP AND USE CODE 'FRIDAY' FOR $10 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OVER $99 USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.manscaped.com/ (00:03) Steve Buscemi (10:56) Emily Has A Gift (16:08) Will's New Bit (25:11) Will and Liam Get CALLED OUT (34:34) Liam Sound Bathed (37:07) Cracker of the Week (55:38) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys are joined by comedian Dan St Germain, who helped write Nikki Glaser’s Tom Brady roast.  Falbo from the Falbonian Twist also lends a helping hand this episode. The boys talk about movies, conspiracy theories, and the unibomber. Follow Dan: @danst.germain Dan’s Special and Upcoming Shows: https://danstgermain.net/ FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code FRIDAY at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/FRIDAY #chubbiespod DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” (00:48) Bone Tomahawk (11:12) Tom Brady Roast (17:33) Dan St Germain (20:17) Conspiracy Theories (24:24) Tik Tok Ban (28:00) The Cosby Show (32:02) Unibomber (44:47) F*cked Up Movies (1:02:53) Worst Auditions (1:06:07) Feet Pics (1:14:29) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A female finally joins the Almost Friday TV team, and it’s about time we had her on the podcast. Please welcome: Eilise Patton. The crew headed to Austin for the Moontower Comedy Festival and brought back some fun stories: Eilise got too high and a fan snuck into the green room. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW EILISE: https://www.instagram.com/itseilisepatton/?hl=en SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.manscaped.com/ GO TO liquiddeath.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY TO CHECK OUT ALL THEIR HEALTHY, INFINITELY RECYCLABLE BEVERAGES AND FIND YOUR CLOSEST RETAILER GET $30 OFF + FREE SHIPPING BY USING CODE "ALMOSTFRIDAY" AT HTTPS://WWW.AURAFRAMES.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY VISIT https://www.withyotta.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY TO DOWNLOAD AND START PLAYING. USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” TO GET A FREE BONUS TODAY! (01:06) Intro (04:58) Johnny Hamcheck (12:04) Cracker Of The Week (22:23) Eilise Got Too High (29:33) Moontower Highlights (40:40) Making Fun of Liam (49:27) Nightmare Audition (1:07:13) Relatable Signs (1:15:58) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are taking care of some very important business by breaking down who is group leader in the TikTok Rizz Party. Liam and Will kill hermit crabs, our coworker Lucas steps in human feces, and does Emily hate or love herself? SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GET $30 OFF + FREE SHIPPING BY USING CODE "ALMOSTFRIDAY" AT AURAFRAMES.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code FRIDAY15 at theperfectjean.nyc/FRIDAY15 #theperfectjeanpod    (00:35) Eyes Shut (05:29) Marina Del Rey Shooting (12:10) Cracker of the Week (21:23) Tik Tok Rizz Party (28:05) Hermit Crabs (36:52) Hating Ourselves (39:18) Our Cameo Order Came In (44:54) Pirate Attraction in Russia (50:23) Our Coworker Stepped in Poop (54:03) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian and ex-cheerleader Shapel Lacey joins the pod and he talks about his Coachella experience, growing up in a Satanic city, and how he may or may not have been hit on by Tyler the Creator. FOLLOW SHAPEL: https://www.instagram.com/shapellacey/ SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Refine your style with @cutsclothing and get 20% off with code [FRIDAY] at cutsclothing.com/FRIDAY! #cutspartner USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.manscaped.com/ DOWNLOAD THE FREE ZOCDOC APP OR HEAD TO ZOCDOC.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE (01:06) Shapel Lacey (05:39) Ozzy Osbourne (08:01) Coachella (12:38) Grimes’ Coachella Set (17:06) Ty is Bi (21:00) Will’s Favorite Video On The Internet (29:04) Shortbus Steve (37:11) Crust Punk Initiation (46:51) Pooping On Stage (53:23) The Satanic City of Athens (1:03:09) Will & Gypsy Rose (1:07:55) Character(s)   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lots of religious talk in today's episode. Liam almost gets his butt kicked, Emily gets an antisemitic Hinge message, and Will shoved his thumbs up his friend's butt. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S AND GET A SHIRT HERE: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [FRIDAY] at shopmando.com! #mandopod DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” CANCEL YOUR UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTIONS BY GOING TO rocketmoney.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY (00:00) Ads (00:34) Intro (03:56) Meditation (08:07) Cracker of the Week (25:49) Am I The A Hole (33:13) We Got A Cameo From WHO?! (37:40) First Mass (38:38) Mixing People Up (44:25) Liam Got Catfished (45:55) Emily Received an INSANE Hinge Message (47:04) Characters (1:01:43) SHOP BLANDINO'S SHIRTS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode, Emily is hungover, Liam is high, and Will throws up in his mouth. We discuss pranks we’ve pulled, conjoined twins Abby and Brittany getting married, and Liam and Will may or may not be on the new Real Bros Of Simi Valley. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE GO TO liquiddeath.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY\TO CHECK OUT ALL THEIR HEALTHY, INFINITELY RECYCLABLE BEVERAGES AND FIND YOUR CLOSEST RETAILER DOWNLOAD THE BABBEL APP OR GO TO https://www.babbel.com/ TOGET 55% OFF YOUR BABBEL SUBSCRIPTION WITH CODE "FRIDAY"   (03:07) Emily Met Her Childhood Crush (08:48) Will’s New Game (14:15) Cracker Of The Week (22:53) P Diddy (33:26) Conjoined Twins Got Married (38:34) “Therapy Couch” (40:43) Characters (57:50) Real Bros Of Simi Valley (1:01:02) April Fools Pranks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's our first time out of the studio, so come along with us as we navigate the world of remote podcasting. This edition: Emily's apartment. The boys talk about the new Menendez Brothers' series, North Korea poop balloons, and the P Diddy situation. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: FIND OUT WHERE TO GET FIREBALL NEAR YOU, THE PERFECT SHOT FOR GAME DAY! https://www.fireballwhisky.com/shop-fireball-online.html HEAD TO liquiddeath.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY for $5 OFF any case of Liquid Death when you text them your receipt (see link for details) USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 30% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.cbdmd.com/ Download the BETMGM app and use bonus code “AFPOD” and you will get up to a $1500 First Bet Offer on your first wager!   Timestamps: (06:17) P Diddy/Ashton Kutcher (14:53) Menendez Brothers Netflix Series (27:53) Football Tapes (33:08) Emily’s First Beer (40:42) Cracker of the Week (41:10) COTW: Oakland As (45:32) COTW: Carpool Karaoke (52:45) Will Talks Characters (53:39) Chia Pets (56:12) Will’s Wooden Teeth (59:50) Topics??? (1:08:31) Chet’s Voicemail (1:10:47) Liam’s Character Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 69696969! Liam joined a Gaelic Football team, Emily finally watches a superhero movie, and Will feels bad for scamming people on RuneScape as a child. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY TO SAVE 10% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF A WEBSITE OR DOMAIN DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE CANCEL YOUR UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTIONS BY GOING TO rocketmoney.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY  (01:39) Guided Meditation (06:40) Gaelic Football (12:40) Emily Watches Batman (24:29) Hangovers (25:48) Comic Book Haul (47:41) Will & Emily Are Scammers (56:13) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang discusses some CRAZY stories on today’s pod including severed limbs, Trisomy 21, and per usual, pooping our pants. Oh and Cracker of the Week is BACK, but with a TWIST!   (01:49) Emily is wild (05:26) Cracker of the Week (18:41) Severed Head In A Bag (22:24) Dentist Makes Patients Swallow Semen (28:17) Bill Burr (34:31) Will Pooped His Pants (37:37) Emily’s High School Horror Story (42:07) Characters (59:12) More Characters (1:06:27) Dog Bit Owner’s Genitals Off (1:09:55) Live Citizens Update   PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ HEAD TO https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY TO SAVE 10% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF A WEBSITE OR DOMAIN GO TO liquiddeath.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY TO CHECK OUT ALL THEIR HEALTHY, INFINITELY RECYCLABLE BEVERAGES AND FIND YOUR CLOSEST RETAILER DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Liam is back and we are joined by Friday Beers editor and friend of the pod, Gerry KenAHhHHH. There’s seriously nothing that man Kenaht do. The boys talk Dune 2, airplane etiquette, and they gaslight Emily into thinking they massaged their poop with their hands as children. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform RED FLAGS PODCAST: https://open.spotify.com/show/3AQS9qSsPgqNY3b8hrvyHT SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: THE BUNCHA WOLVES COLLECTION BY CHUBBIES IS HERE! https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/ DOWNLOAD THE ZOCDOC APP OR HEAD TO ZOCDOC.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE (4:22) Dune 2 (14:43) Top 5 Movies (20:57) Liam’s Flight Back (35:01) Poop Pies (43:05) Characters (47:29) Cheese Pizza & Male Teachers (50:32) Characters (58:54) Miley Cyrus’ Family Scandal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will, Chester, and Bill left cryptic clues as to where they buried Liam's body. A fun little scavenger hunt for the listeners! FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: THE BUNCHA WOLVES COLLECTION BY CHUBBIES IS HERE! https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/ CANCEL YOUR UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTIONS BY GOING TO rocketmoney.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY HEAD TO https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY TO SAVE 10% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF A WEBSITE OR DOMAIN (00:00) Ads (1:12) Intro (07:56) Peeing The Bed (9:48) Uncle Will (11:57) The Brick (23:38) Survivor (31:49) The Great Pacific Garbage Patch (46:35) Characters (01:01:10) Oscars Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Liam and Emily are missing so it wasn't fair to do the podcast without them. Instead, we want to bless your feed with a Rusty and Willy's Playdate Podcast episode featuring Will. The boys draft Ben & Jerry’s flavors that don’t exist, sayings that don’t exist, and pitch each other their finest business ideas. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW PLAYDATE'S SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ DOWNLOAD THE BABBEL APP OR GO TO https://www.babbel.com/ TO GET 55% OFF YOUR BABBEL SUBSCRIPTION WITH CODE "FRIDAY" DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE HEAD TO https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY TO SAVE 10% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF A WEBSITE OR DOMAIN (00:00) Ads (01:14) We're Sorry :( (02:24) Our Special Guest (07:24) LA Without a Car (15:08) Pitch Submissions (26:37) Business Pitches (39:00) Accents (46:37) Ben & Jerry’s Flavors that Don’t Exist (55:26) Sayings that Don’t Exist (01:08:08) Petsitting Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are joined by our pal and fellow comedian, Brett Dodenhoff; we discuss Will's trip to Waste Management, Brett's dad being an absolute legend, and Liam watching the same p*rn video on repeat. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW BRETT: @brettthelorax SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ GO TO liquiddeath.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY TO CHECK OUT ALL THEIR HEALTHY, INFINITELY RECYCLABLE BEVERAGES AND FIND YOUR CLOSEST RETAILER    (04:46) Rosacea (13:55) Edging for Christ (19:08) Brett’s Dad (22:55) Sean Strickland (32:11) Big Time Rush (37:38) Waste Management (43:26) Cracker Rant (49:29) Casino Nightmare (54:28) Characters (1:00:20) Real Job to Comedy (1:04:57) More Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It never rains in LA, so when it does, the boys are DEPRESSED. Tune in to hear some puke stories, Will and Liam's absurd Super Bowl picks, and Week 3 of Cracker of the Week. Does Liam finally get on the board, or does Will demolish yet again? FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/ALMOSTFRIDAY DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF  (00:00) Ads (01:26) Angelology (08:15) Puking at the Airport (13:29) Deer Antler Spray (22:55) Super Bowl Picks (27:10) Cracker of the Week (37:25) Sean Stephens KIDNAPPED (41:04) Emily Was Followed (47:08) Characters (59:17) Announcer Fired On Live TV (1:04:13) Another Character Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily got into a car accident, Liam hates high school athletes, and Will loves to read. Tune in for all of that plus our new segment, some therapy couches, and a Liam rant.  FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY TO SAVE 10% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF A WEBSITE OR DOMAIN 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY USE CODE "FRIDAY15" FOR 15% OFF YOUR NEXT PURCHASE AT FRIDAYBEERS.SHOP PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/   (00:00) Intro (03:28) You Just Got BINDERED (10:56) Gus Likes To Read (16:55) Cracker Of The Week (32:01) Cracker Rant (35:15) Avatar Remake (37:51) Therapy Couch (43:37) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From Love On The Spectrum to Kill Bill, we have LOTS of movies and TV shows to touch on in today's episode. We also have a **NEW SEGMENT** called "Can I Show You This Song?" (permanent name TBD). FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY TO SAVE 10% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF A WEBSITE OR DOMAIN 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE DOWNLOAD THE BABBEL APP OR GO TO https://www.babbel.com/ TOGET 55% OFF YOUR BABBEL SUBSCRIPTION WITH CODE "FRIDAY"    (00:00) Ads (01:00) Ingrown Hairs (02:39) Emmys (07:01) Windy City Heat (15:40) Kill Bill (23:03) Custom Wood Burning (28:01) Fight Club (33:34) Destination Weddings (35:20) Love On The Spectrum (44:00) NEW SEGMENT ALERT (56:38) Characters (1:17:12) Gun Ranges Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedic genius Kyle Kinane joins the pod to talk about scary standup gigs, controversial ads, and Liam's insane amount of bible knowledge. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ (01:34) Kyle Kinane (02:24) Black Rifle (10:39) Rob Riggle (14:43) Liam’s Bible Knowledge (20:23) Will’s Catholic School (28:17) Standup Overseas (33:05) Scary Gigs (43:15) Characters (1:06:34) Kyle’s Character (1:14:16) Kyle’s New Special (1:15:30) EXCLUSIVE BTS   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today is the LAST day in our Venice office, which means no more crusty dusty podcast studio (hopefully!). Today, Liam shares a lot of new interests including Skinny Bob the alien and Man vs Beast movies. NEW CHARACTER SUBMISSION FORM: https://forms.gle/XHQ5GBJsM6abMsoM7 SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: FIND OUT WHERE TO GET FIREBALL NEAR YOU, THE PERFECT SHOT FOR GAME DAY! https://www.fireballwhisky.com/shop-fireball-online.html Try Every Man Jack today https://www.everymanjack.com/discount/FRIDAY for 25% off your first order. GET PREMIUM WIRELESS PLANS STARTING AT $15 A MONTH AT https://www.mintmobile.com/almostfriday DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH OF ONLINE THERAPY WITH CODE “BEERS” (01:06) Goodbye Studio (01:51) Social Media Drama (03:20) You Won’t Believe What Happened At Liam’s Show (05:36) Belly Rolls (07:26) New Sketch (09:52) Tarr Movie (12:03) Moth Man Prophecies (17:57) Brett Favre (23:33) Emily’s Neighbor Update (24:42) Men vs Beasts (25:02) Men vs Beasts: The Ghosts and the Darkness (30:36) Men vs Beasts: The Edge (31:10) Lost (38:13) More Men vs Beasts (42:26) Cracker of the Week (46:28) COTW: Skinny Bob (51:35) COTW: Emily’s Cracker (54:13) We Need Character Submissions (54:50) Goodbye Office Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily is back and shares a fun fact about her mom's pregnancy with her. Liam REFUSES to have Gypsy Rose Blanchard on the pod and Will wants to take down a woolly mammoth. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/ALMOSTFRIDAY 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE CANCEL YOUR UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTIONS BY GOING TO rocketmoney.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY (00:00) Ads (0:44) Jewish Tunnels In Brooklyn (3:37) Gypsy Rose Blanchard (13:04) Liam Brought A Gift (16:54) Emily Has A Surprise (22:24) Human Rights In Vietnam (36:47) Liam On Tour (37:50) Jason Earles (40:05) Society of the Snow (46:30) Characters (52:49) Taking Down A Woolly Mammoth (57:06) More Characters   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily is out sick. Boys got even sicker. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY FIRST TIME CUSTOMERS CAN GET 20% BACK ON THEIR FIRST ORDER AT https://mugsyjeans.com/ CHAPTERS: (0:00) - Intro (2:25) - Billy's Health Issues (6:19) - Life of a Doctor (15:40) - Epstein's Flight Logs (21:19) - Family Crests (28:13) - 2024 Ins and Outs (33:00) - r/AmIUgly (44:50) - Mark Zuckerberg Bunker (48:20) - Characters (1:09:34) - Luke's Special   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will is back from the dead and we're joined by comedian Brandon Wardell from the Brandon and Jamel Show Podcast. The boys take a walk down memory lane and talk about old Youtube videos, Tommy Devito's agent, and Rubi Rose's creepy stalker.   FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” GET 10% OFF AT WATERBOY.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE (01:36) Emily Cried In Front Of The Boys (2:22) Sports (06:36) Eating Poop (16:26) Brandon Wardell (25:29) Fantasizing About Being A Singer (26:45) Tommy Devito’s Agent (29:55) Creepy OF Man (48:20) Characters (59:18) Advice with Brandon   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will is back from Nashville, Liam can't stop talking about Venus Fly Traps, and Emily is fat shaming yet again. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: FIRST TIME CUSTOMERS CAN GET 20% BACK ON THEIR FIRST ORDER AT https://mugsyjeans.com/ 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY GO TO GETQUIP.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY FOR 20% OFF ANY ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH, MINT & GUM DISPENSER, OR WATER FLOSSER DOWNLOAD THE BABBEL APP OR GO TO https://www.babbel.com/ TOGET 55% OFF YOUR BABBEL SUBSCRIPTION WITH CODE "FRIDAY" (00:00) Intro (00:20) Bad Breath Girl (03:33) GTA 6 (08:41) Drive Bys (10:46) College Football (17:52) Shoe Game (21:24) Ozempic (23:03) Nashville (27:57) Aliens (37:53) Full Metal Jacket (42:26) Characters (1:11:06) Advice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are joined by Chad and JT from Going Deep Going Deep! We talk about them infiltrating city council meetings and other public events, the Sam Altman drama, and of course, riding your girl.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypodSUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewformSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:FOR WELLNESS - Give the recovery gummies a shot TODAY by going to https://forwellness.com/ and use code FRIDAY for 25% off your first order.100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAYDOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” (00:00) Intro(00:48) Beef of the Week(07:08) Sam Altman Drama(12:20) Siblings Losing Their Virginity Before You(19:49) Liam Ate Weed(24:50) City Council(39:56) Characters(49:10) Walking In On Your Parents(51:38) More Characters(1:08:54) Advice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! We're grateful for all you fuckers. On today's ep, we talk about all things Thanksgiving. We give Thanksgiving advice, talk about cringey Thanksgiving traditions, and god dammit if you make me say Thanksgiving one more time I'll cry. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GO TO GETQUIP.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY FOR 20% OFF ANY ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH, MINT & GUM DISPENSER, OR WATER FLOSSER (00:00) THE BEER IS HERE (02:35) Thanksgiving Dishes (11:06) Will's Thanksgiving (15:12) Smoking Cigs (19:29) New Years Tales (25:06) First Time Liam Got Drunk (29:36) Characters (51:37) Thanksgiving Advice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Liam went on a ghost tour and Emily drops a BOMB this episode. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE FOR WELLNESS - Give the recovery gummies a shot TODAY by going to https://forwellness.com/ and use code FRIDAY for 25% off your first order. 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY (00:00) Intro (01:55) Happy Birthday Liam (05:34) Jared Leto Climbing The Empire State Building (12:27) Ghost Tour (22:04) Emily is scared of WHAT?! (32:54) Leaked Audios (38:08) Advice (52:39) Jumping Off the Eiffel Tower (55:29) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All we can say is we're sorry for this one. Happy Halloween   FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” HEAD TO BETTERHELP.COM/BEERS FOR 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH OF ONLINE THERAPY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW!! The squad is joined by Luke Null at the Hollywood Bourbon Room for a night to remember.  FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: DOWNLOAD THE BABBEL APP OR GO TO https://www.babbel.com/ TOGET 55% OFF YOUR BABBEL SUBSCRIPTION WITH CODE "FRIDAY" (00:00) Intro (02:59) Student Loans (18:18) Characters (26:28) Whisperwind Farms (35:55) Emily’s Brutal Character (43:54) The Derpkins (57:10) Colorblind Bouncer (58:55) Ben Migraine and Raymond Haircut (1:07:40) Troy Tombstone (1:10:28) Biff Sampson (1:14:52) Firemen (1:17:54) The Price Is Right (1:25:15) Speed Dating Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The same way Jimmy Neutron and Timmy Turner vie against each other for Cindy's affection, Will and Liam vie against Chet for Billy to take his shirt off. OCT 5 (TONIGHT'S) LA LIVE SHOW TICKETS: ticketweb.com/event/almost-friday-podcast-live-the-bourbon-room-tickets/13568858?pl=BourbonRoom FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GET 20% OFF YOUR ORDER AT GETQUIP.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY (00:00) Intro (02:29) Junkyard Dog (10:55) Chet's Stache (13:15) Chet Lost His Captainship (20:13) Commence Suckdown (22:09) Vermont Shrooms (27:47) Paintballing (34:59) No Shoes On The Plane (43:48) Characters (1:12:12) Take Your Shirt Off Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There’s a lot going on on the Earth. Will is going to Croatia with Jared Goff, Liam is learning how to rob a bank, and Emily’s car got towed. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code FRIDAY20 at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/FRIDAY20 #chubbiespod HEAD TO https://rikispirits.com/ TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET RIKI NEAR YOU. FOLLOW @FRIDAY.BEERS AND @RIKISPIRITS TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH UPCOMING RIKI CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS GO TO https://liquiddeath.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY TO CHECK OUT ALL THEIR HEALTHY, INFINITELY RECYCLABLE BEVERAGES AND FIND YOUR CLOSEST RETAILER USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 30% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.cbdmd.com/   (01:19) Reverse Meditation (03:58) Emily’s Car Got Towed (07:37) Double Majoring (09:10) Over The Garden Wall (11:31) Cuticle Cutting (13:37) Emily’s Party (17:52) Runescape (25:10) How to Rob a Bank (31:57) Cracker of the Week (53:13) Fantasy Lineups (57:05) Ray Liotta (1:08:14) Advice Segment (1:25:56) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cody Ko is having a baby soon, so it's only fair that we have him on the pod to give him some fatherly advice. We discuss the making of his new single, "BOP-IT", what it takes to be a high value man, and who in his marriage is going to play Good Cop and Bad Cop. OCT 5 LA LIVE SHOW TICKETS: ticketweb.com/event/almost-friday-podcast-live-the-bourbon-room-tickets/13568858?pl=BourbonRoom FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW CODY:  @CodyKo  SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO BETTERHELP.COM/BEERS FOR 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH OF ONLINE THERAPY DOWNLOAD THE BABBEL APP OR GO TO https://www.babbel.com/ TOGET 55% OFF YOUR BABBEL SUBSCRIPTION WITH CODE "FRIDAY" (01:20) Toxic (05:17) Comments That Stick (09:41) Cody Ko x Mr. Beast (13:14) BOP-IT BTS (19:29) Covid From Waterfront (26:02) Fatherly Advice (34:47) Who’s Allowed To Babysit (35:31) Good Cop Bad Cop (37:56) Characters With Cody (1:03:50) XL Bullies Are Banned (1:09:41) Dressing Like A Dad (1:13:55) Pee Drawers and Closets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As if we don’t discuss world tragedies enough, today we have our coworker Gerry join the pod to discuss Hiroshima and his recent trip to Japan. Emily brings a gift for the boys and their jaws hit the floor. OCT 5 LA LIVE SHOW TICKETS: ticketweb.com/event/almost-friday-podcast-live-the-bourbon-room-tickets/13568858?pl=BourbonRoom FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GET 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER AT HELLOTUSHY.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY HEAD TO FACTORMEALS.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY50 TO GET 50% OFF (01:50) You Have To Want It (05:17) Russian Propaganda (07:30) Gerry’s Trip to Japan (11:31) Gerry is a Monster (17:03) Hiroshima (22:13) Is Will fun to travel with? (26:13) Liam Brings Dead Birds (27:30) Defcon 5 (33:00) Leggo Play (35:55) Characters (56:40) Nick Chubb Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Luke Null is BACK for more horse sex talk, and Emily is fed up with the boys for their bad jokes. OCT 5 LA LIVE SHOW TICKETS: ticketweb.com/event/almost-friday-podcast-live-the-bourbon-room-tickets/13568858?pl=BourbonRoom FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GET 20% OFF YOUR ORDER AT GETQUIP.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 20% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE (04:22) Live Show (05:26) Liam’s VERY Graphic Novel (11:00) Tacoma (22:34) Characters (41:40) Harry Potter Scenes (49:01) Another Character (57:50) Colin’s Kidney Stones (1:05:00) Nut Injuries (1:07:43) Fighting With Siblings (1:23:53) Enemies With Benefits Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After making fun of the passing of Emily’s dog on last week’s episode, Will’s karma hit him right in the nutsack when he found out his dog went missing this past weekend. OCT 5 LA LIVE SHOW TICKETS: ticketweb.com/event/almost-friday-podcast-live-the-bourbon-room-tickets/13568858?pl=BourbonRoom FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GO TO DRINKAG1.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY FOR A FREE 1-YEAR SUPPLY OF VITAMIN D AND FREE AG1 TRAVEL PACKS WITH YOUR FIRST PURCHASE DOWNLOAD THE BABBEL APP OR GO TO https://www.babbel.com/ TOGET 55% OFF YOUR BABBEL SUBSCRIPTION WITH CODE "FRIDAY" (02:30) Liam Had A Panic Attack (03:51) What does mental health mean to YOU? (14:04) Will’s New Video Game (18:13) Penn State is out now (20:25) Sponsored Songs on TikTok (25:45) Karma For Will (27:00) Characters (44:11) Liam Heard a Murder (49:00) Another Character Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices